PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lyle Meeples (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Naner Pus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meeples comes into the arena with HEY HEY HEY blaring out of the sound system. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Meeples
vs
Pus

225 cm
22
298 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
18
280 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Transformer Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lyle Meeples!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Naner Pus!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Alexandre Firmino and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meeples is looking to clinch but Pus is avoiding it.
Pus looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Meeples avoids the body shot from Pus.
Pus throws a series of punches but Meeples avoids them all with ease.
Meeples doesn't manage to clinch there - Pus circles away.
Meeples connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Pus to the floor! Meeples dives in looking for the finish!

Pus is rocked!

It looks like Naner Pus has been cut.
Meeples perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Pus is still in real trouble! Can Meeples finish him?
Meeples trying to control from half guard but Pus is working away.
Meeples wants to stand up but Pus has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Meeples is keen to just control but Pus is a slippery customer.
Pus seems to have recovered his senses.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Pus can do anything to dispel that myth.
Pus trying to control here.
Pus might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Meeples kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meeples tries to pass the half guard into mount. Pus knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Meeples tries to clinch there but Pus circles away.
Pus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meeples throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Pus crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lyle Meeples!