PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Illegal Immigrant (ranked 3613 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ben Tambling (ranked 5544 p4p, 0 weight class). Immigrant comes to the cage accompanied by Immigrant Song. Ben Tambling is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Immigrant
vs
Tambling

184 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
207 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Paradigm - $60

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Illegal Immigrant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ben Tambling!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Immigrant tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tambling was well out of range. Poor timing from Immigrant.
Tambling doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Tambling throws a series of punches but Immigrant avoids them all with ease.
Tambling lands a jab to Immigrant's midsection.
Immigrant lands a really nice looking cross but Tambling seems unphased.

Immigrant has Tambling up against the cage in a clinch.

Immigrant's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Immigrant connects with a crisp jab.
Immigrant misses with a jab to the body
and Tambling counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tambling misses with a two punch combination.
Tambling tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Immigrant was well out of range. Poor timing from Tambling.
Immigrant closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Immigrant tests Tambling's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tambling takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Immigrant cracks Tambling with a good jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Immigrant misses with a jab to the body
enabling Tambling to counter with a crisp jab.
The fighters circling - Immigrant throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Immigrant wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tambling on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Immigrant circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Tambling to the canvas! Tambling doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Immigrant keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Illegal Immigrant!
Illegal Immigrant seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.