PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jaheim Reid (ranked 37 p4p, 6 weight class) and Snot Slurper (ranked 62 p4p, 10 weight class). Reid comes to the cage accompanied by Never. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Reid
vs
Slurper

191 cm
31
199 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

186 cm
31
195 lbs
25 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaheim Reid!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Paul Tew and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reid jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Reid is avoiding it.
As Slurper backs away, Reid returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Reid misses with a low kick as Slurper jumps back.
Reid takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Reid.
Slurper lands with a shot to the body.
Reid looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Reid cracks the inside of Slurper's front leg.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper scores with a spinning back kick!
Reid lands the left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Reid.
Reid throws a leg kick that misses.
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Reid throws a nice inside leg kick.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reid.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Reid.
Slurper misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Reid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Slurper is out of range and Reid settles back down.
Slurper drops his hands momentarily and Reid takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Reid shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A leg kick checked by Slurper.
Reid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Reid.
Reid takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Reid throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Slurper momentarily.
Reid feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Slurpers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Slurper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Reid rather than just go for the knockout.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Reid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Reid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper throws a body punch but Reid moves out of range.
Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
A solid leg kick lands there for Reid.

Slurper closes the distance and clinches.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reid is working Slurper over against the cage.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Reid.
Reid lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Reid lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Reid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid misses with a punch on the inside.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Reid blocking some punches.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Reid seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Slurper can turn it around.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reid lands a right hand.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reid scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
Reid throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slurpers head.
Reid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Reid misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper gets through Reid's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Reid.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Reid works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A left hand lands to the body for Reid.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Reid lands a body punch in the clinch.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Reid.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Reid.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A right handed body shot lands from Reid.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reid throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slurpers head.
A nice left hand lands by Reid.
Slurper working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Thud! ouch! good body kick from Reid - that will leave a mark!
Slurper misses with a double jab
and Reid counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Reid throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Reid connects with the punch.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Reid is just out of range.
Slurper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Reid can pounce on him.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Reid throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Reid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Reid counters with an outside leg kick.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body kick there by Reid.
Reid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Jaheim Reid is winning the standup battle so far.
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reid motions for Slurper to come forward. Reid throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reid throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Reid just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper tries to land a front kick but Reid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Reid was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Slurper walks into a straight right hand from Reid.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Reid with an uppercut!
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Reid moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Reid misses with a hook to the body
and Slurper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Reid thuds his right hand into Slurper's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reid slips under a jab.
Reid connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
Reid looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Reid throws a wild body kick that Slurper sees coming a mile off.
Slurper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Reid counters with a slapping leg kick.
Slurper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Reid takes a step back to recover.
Reid cracks the inside of Slurper's front leg.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Reid is just out of range.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Reid.
Reid misses with a head kick.
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Reid will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Reid seems unphased.
Nice straight punches there by Reid. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Reid.

Slurper moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid lands a hook to the side of the head.
Reid lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Reid.
Reid struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Reid misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reid blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Reid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reid misses with a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
Reid misses with a body punch.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Reid.
Slurper is leaning against Reid and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
Snot Slurper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Reids head.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Reid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Reid lands with a slapping head kick.
Slurper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Reid at a distance.
A big left from Reid misses.
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Reid paws at him with a jab and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands a jab.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slurper throws the kick towards the body but Reid avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Reid.
Reid staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid circles away from the clinch attempt.
Reid throws a chopping leg kick but Slurper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Reid.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.

Slurper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Reid misses with a body punch.
Slurper takes a shot to the head.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Still in the clinch, Reid scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Reid scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Reids head.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Reid's head.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reid misses with some punches.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
Reid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Reid.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Reid.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper is leaning against Reid and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper presses Reid against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
A short right from Slurper.

Reid is rocked!
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
Oh Reid is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper really dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Slurper closes the distance and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Reid with a big uppercut! Reid tries to clinch up but Slurper pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Reid to the mat! Reid covers up and Slurper unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Snot Slurper made sure he mentioned UnderGround Clothing Co., along with how happy he was to win his fight.