PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arjuna Ramadan (ranked 2610 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blinky Billy (ranked 5241 p4p, 0 weight class). Ramadan comes to the cage accompanied by Positive Vibration. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ramadan
vs
Billy

215 cm
30
244 lbs
13 - 14 - 0

195 cm
18
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Groove Gear
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Arjuna Ramadan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Blinky Billy!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Billy shoots in looking for a takedown. Ramadan tries to sprawl out of it but Billy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ramadan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ramadan really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ramadan, as that shot connected.

It looks like Blinky Billy has been cut.
Billy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Ramadan throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Billy on the side of the head.
Billy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Billy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ramadan's waist but Ramadan gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Billy off to one side.
Billy drops his hands momentarily and Ramadan takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ramadan connects with a looping right hand.
Ramadan looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ramadan jabs Billy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Billy tries to clinch but Ramadan is having none of it.
Ramadan swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ramadan lands a jab to Billy's midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ramadan stuffs the takedown attempt from Billy. Billy gets slowly back to his feet.
Arjuna Ramadan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blinky Billy.
Billy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramadan lands with a hook. Billy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ramadan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Ramadan lands a jab to the head.
Ramadan connects with a crisp jab.

That has opened up Blinky Billy's cut even more.
Ramadan lands a nice shot that snaps Billy's head back.
Arjuna Ramadan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ramadan lands with a good body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ramadan.

Ramadan drops Billy with a left right combo! Ramadan follows him down to the ground into side control.

Billy is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Ramadan is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Billy is trying to escape and Ramadan transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Billy is forced to tap! Nice work there by Ramadan! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Arjuna Ramadan!
After the big win, Arjuna Ramadan made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors CAGED CROW Clothings 50$ and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.