PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jihadi John (ranked 2325 p4p, 240 weight class) and Luis Ortiz (ranked 24671 p4p, 540 weight class). John comes to the cage accompanied by Ali-A. The key to victory for Jihadi John has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

John
vs
Ortiz

195 cm
26
270 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

195 cm
20
240 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jihadi John !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Luis Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Atkins and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

John pushes Ortiz up against the cage in a clinch.
Ortiz takes a knee to the side of the body.
A knee to the head by John .
Ortiz takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Luis Ortiz has been cut.
John lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A knee to the head by John .

John drops Ortiz with a big knee straight up the middle! Ortiz is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Ortiz is rocked!
Ortiz looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
John feints a jab and as Ortiz dips his head, John unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Ortiz right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Ortiz falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! John smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jihadi John !
A relieved looking Jihadi John thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.