PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gena Lap (ranked 23715 p4p, 640 weight class) and Mickey Oneil (ranked 24485 p4p, 620 weight class). Oneil is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fucking in the bushes, Oasis.. Mickey Oneil will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Lap
vs
Oneil

165 cm
20
165 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

179 cm
25
174 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Good elbows
Heavy handed

Hot Spunk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gena Lap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Mickey Oneil!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lap takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Oneil tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oneil does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Oneil connects with a body shot.
Lap is breathing heavily.
A punch lands to the side of Lap 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Oneil fails in his attempt to clinch.
Oneil lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Oneil.
Oneil works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Lap is rocked!
Oneil lands a big right hook! Lap looks hurt but is still standing! Oneil lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Lap falls down and Oneil dives in with a huge hammer fist! Lap's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Oneil runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Mickey Oneil!
Mickey Oneil made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'The minute he stepped in the cage with me, he was proper fucked!'.