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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Turner (ranked 4632 p4p, 477 weight class) and Theo Thundercunt (ranked 6534 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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205 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Inexperienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Daniel Turner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Theo Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Turner is defended easily by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but Turner has taken the fight into the clinch.
Turner wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Turner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Turner drags the fight down to the ground.
Turner lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Turner stands up from Thundercunt's guard - Turner perhaps looking for a knockout.
Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt presses Turner against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Turner is rocked!
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Oh Turner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turner is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turner blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Turner.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Turner blocking some punches.
Turner seems to have got his legs back now.
Thundercunt pushes Turner against the cage. Thundercunt is working some dirty boxing. Thundercunt pushes off with a quick right hook! Turner goes down! Turner tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Thundercunt moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theo Thundercunt!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
45% |
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