PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Astro (ranked 1689 p4p, 194 weight class) and Test Two (ranked 3128 p4p, 333 weight class). Charlie Astro is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Astro
vs
Two

178 cm
22
164 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

171 cm
21
154 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Charlie Astro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Two!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Two.
Astro throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Two counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Two moves out of range as Astro strikes.
Astro tried to score with a low kick but Two checks it.
Two throws a hook but Astro blocks it.
We've been told by Astro's head coaches at Hilo Hit Squad that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Astro rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Two moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Astro ducks under a wild hook from Two.
Astro pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Two misses the target.
Astro ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Two moves away.
Astro lands an overhand right.
A big left from Astro misses.
Two slips a jab and a cross from Astro.
Two fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A looping hook to the body misses from Astro. Two does a little dance to reset his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Astro misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Astro throws a shot from downtown. Two moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Two avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Two unleashes a big counter combination but Astro bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
A head kick by Two misses
and Astro counters with a nice uppercut.
Astro throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Two cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Two scores with a sloppy right hand. Astro should have avoided that one.
Good exchange - Astro coming out on top.
Astro misses with a left hand
letting Two counter with a right hand.
Astro drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Two checks a leg kick.
No joy there for Two, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Two misses with an uppercut. Astro saw that one coming.
Astro staying out of range there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Astro lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Two has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Two and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Two has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Charlie Astro seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Astro misses with a hook
letting Two counter with a right hand.
Astro misses with a body shot.
Two lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Astro ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Astro thuds a left hand into Two's body.
Astro dodges the punch combination from Two.
It looked like Astro was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Two uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Astro throws a series of punches but Two avoids them all with ease.
Astro throws a lazy uppercut
and Two counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Two jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Astro crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Two - the referee stops the clock and Astro gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Two. Astro manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Astro looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Astro takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Astro throws a lazy uppercut
and Two counters with a head kick. That will keep Astro thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Astro uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Two.
Astro scores with a one two! Two had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astro throws a left and a right that both miss
and Two cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Two checks the leg kick nicely there.
Nice defenses there by Two.
Astro throws a right and a left that both miss.
A solid body kick from Two.
Astro walks into a straight right hand from Two.
Astro thows a left - swing and a miss!
Astro has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Astro there as he acknowledges the shot.
Two lands a jab.
Astro uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Two.
Two ducks right into an uppercut from Astro.
Astro rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Two moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Two only half commits to the counter leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Astro displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Two throws out the jab.
Astro ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Two moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Astro tests Two's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A punch lands to the side of Astro 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Astro lands an overhand right.
Astro misses with a hook
and Two counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from Astro misses.
Two scores with a punch to the head.
Nice cross by Two.
A big left from Astro misses.
Astro lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

It looks like Test Two has been cut.
Astro feints a jab promting Two to slip. Astro then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Two slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Astro works the jab nicely.
A jab from Two finds it's way through Astro's defenses.
Two on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Test Two will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Test Two's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A jab from Two misses.
Two connects with the punch.
Two lands with a hook. Astro tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Astro is rocked!
Two pounces like a tiger and cracks Astro with a vicious hook! Astro is down but not out! Two follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Test Two!