PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Darrick Castaneda (ranked 24701 p4p, 0 weight class) and I Wanna Bang Bro (ranked 4691 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Castaneda
vs
Wanna Bang Bro

174 cm
21
151 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

178 cm
25
163 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darrick Castaneda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, I Wanna Bang Bro!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bang Bro misses with a few strikes there.
Castaneda seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

Bang Bro has Castaneda up against the cage in a clinch.

Castaneda has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Bang Bro clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
A lull in the action here.
Bang Bro is trying to get back to his feet but Castaneda has full control of the position and if anything, Bang Bro has just worked his way into a worse spot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Castaneda controls the position.
Castaneda seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Bang Bro for as long as he can get away with.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castaneda missing with strikes.

Castaneda is working hard for the rear naked choke here.

Castaneda tightening his grip on Bang Bro, looking for the choke.
Castaneda wants to control but Bang Bro is keeping busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Castaneda is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Bang Bro defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Bang Bro trying to get back to his feet but Castaneda is in full control for now.

Castaneda looking for the choke but no joy.
Bang Bro is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here.
I would not like to be Bang Bro right now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Castaneda misses with punches from the back.
Bang Bro is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
A lull in the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Castaneda thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.

Bang Bro defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Castaneda's arms.

Bang Bro fending off the submission attempt from Castaneda.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bang Bro is trying to stand back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Darrick Castaneda dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

A big right from Castaneda misses.
Castaneda misses with a takedown attempt - Bang Bro sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bang Bro scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Darrick Castaneda has been cut.
Bang Bro throws a right and a left that Castaneda avoids nicely.
Bang Bro throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Castaneda crashing down! Castaneda tries to stagger back to his feet but Bang Bro just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Castaneda asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I Wanna Bang Bro!
I Wanna Bang Bro took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I juiced, I am juicing and I will juice!!! Fuck USADA'.