PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sleezy Mcweezy (ranked 6413 p4p, 554 weight class) and Muay Guy (ranked 6346 p4p, 552 weight class). Mcweezy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, S.W. - Part TIime Love. Muay Guy will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Mcweezy
vs
Guy

180 cm
23
180 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

177 cm
26
167 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sleezy Mcweezy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Muay Guy!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mcweezy checks it well.

Guy closes the distance and clinches.
Guy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Mcweezy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Guy tries a body shot but Mcweezy blocks it.
Guy tries to work over Mcweezy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy is trying to break the clinch but Mcweezy has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcweezy.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcweezy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mcweezy misses with a body punch.
Guy lands a body shot.
Guy looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcweezy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mcweezy managing to block the knees to the body from Guy.
Guy with a knee to the head.
Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mcweezy blocks a body shot from Guy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy tries to land knees in the clinch but Mcweezy avoids the damage to the body.
Mcweezy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Guy working aggressively here.
Guy gets through Mcweezy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mcweezy has Guy pressed against the cage, preventing Guy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mcweezy blocks a body shot from Guy.
A head punch on the inside from Guy fails to land.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Mcweezy.
Mcweezy can't find room to land a body shot as Guy controls the action.
Guy wants to break free but Mcweezy has control.
Mcweezy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Guy.
Guy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mcweezy managing to block the knees to the body from Guy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Mcweezy has picked Guy up - he's going for a ride! Mcweezy dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Guy is trying to stand back up but Mcweezy is controlling him
Still in half guard, Mcweezy seems content to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcweezy tries to pass to full mount but Guy defends it.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Mcweezy performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Guy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mcweezy misses the jab.
Mcweezy throws a looping overhand right but Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Guy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Guy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Mcweezy shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Guy napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Mcweezy controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Muay Guy dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Mcweezy throws a hook but Guy avoids it easily.
Guy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mcweezy.
Sleezy Mcweezy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A jab from Guy finds it's way through Mcweezy's defenses.
A shot to the liver by Guy. Beautiful body shot.
Mcweezy fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Guy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mcweezy takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Mcweezy moves into the clinch successfully.
Mcweezy takes a knee to the side of the body.
Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Guy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Mcweezy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guy.
Mcweezy keeps control of Guy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Mcweezy controls the action.
Guy tries to land knees in the clinch but Mcweezy avoids the damage to the body.
Guy lands a body punch.
Guy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Guy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Guy misses with a knee strike.
Guy is leaning against Mcweezy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Guy tries to work over Mcweezy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcweezy.

Mcweezy has Guy pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Mcweezy pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Guy tumbling to the mat - Mcweezy dives into Guy's guard.
Mcweezy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mcweezy has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Mcweezy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Guy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mcweezy is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Mcweezy forces his way into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Mcweezy in particular looking to stall.
Mcweezy working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Guy's thigh. Guy counters though and makes it back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mcweezy tries to free his leg and advance position but Guy is retaining full guard.
Mcweezy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

Mcweezy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Guy, pushing him back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Guy.
Guy lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Guy tries to circle away but Mcweezy has him pinned against the cage.
Guy with a knee to the head.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mcweezy's elbow.
Guy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Muay Guy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Guy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mcweezy is able to avoid easily.

Mcweezy scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Mcweezy not doing much here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcweezy tries to pass to full mount but Guy defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcweezy controlling the action here.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Guy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Guy lands with a good body shot.
Sleezy Mcweezy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mcweezy under the eye.
Guy lands with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands with a good body shot.
Muay Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Guy closes the distance and pushes Mcweezy back into the cage.
Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Guy misses with the head strike.
Muay Guy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mcweezy's elbow.
Mcweezy tries a body shot but Guy blocks it.
Guy misses with some punches.
Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Mcweezy gets a trip takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mcweezy controlling the action here.
Guy tries to kick Mcweezy off in order to stand up. Mcweezy Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcweezy postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Mcweezy taking a breather here.
Mcweezy tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Mcweezy happy to just control the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Mcweezy.
Sleezy Mcweezy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mcweezy is trying to ground and pound but Guy uses the momentary lack of control by Mcweezy to regain half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mcweezy is figuring out what he wants to do next.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Muay Guy.
I've got Guy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Muay Guy!
A very excited looking Muay Guy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.