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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mother Fucker (ranked 3788 p4p, 396 weight class) and Edwin Jarvis (ranked 4304 p4p, 430 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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160 lbs
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180 cm
25
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Prefers standup |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mother Fucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Edwin Jarvis!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucker moves into the clinch.
Jarvis breaks from the clinch.
Fucker clinches with his opponent.
Fucker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Jarvis to keep the fight standing.
Fucker blocking some punches.
Jarvis throws a head punch that misses.
Jarvis lands a left hand.
Jarvis looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jarvis leaning against his opponent.
Jarvis working hard to break the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Fucker has been working on his elbows in the gym.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jarvis's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jarvis looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Fucker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jarvis just stands there and leans against the cage.
Fucker tries to pull guard but Jarvis won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mother Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucker jumps guard but Jarvis turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Fucker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jarvis just stands there and leans against the cage.
Fucker jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jarvis walks away with a smile on his face. Fucker gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Fucker has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jarvis missing with knees to the body.
Fucker blocks a body shot from Jarvis.
Fucker tries to pull guard but Jarvis holds him up against the cage and eventually Fucker drops back down to his feet.
Jarvis working aggressively here.
Jarvis's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jarvis wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jarvis is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fucker is trying to pull guard but Jarvis has him pressed against the cage.
Fucker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Jarvis to keep the fight standing.
Fucker is trying to pull guard but Jarvis has him pressed against the cage.
Jarvis misses with the head strike.
Jarvis is struggling to control the position.
Fucker prevents Jarvis from breaking the clinch.
Jarvis tries to break the clinch but Fucker is controlling the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jarvis throws a head punch that misses.
Fucker tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jarvis wants to get back to striking at distance but Fucker won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Edwin Jarvis dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Fucker takes the fight into the clinch.
Fucker takes a shot to the head.
Jarvis lands a nice uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from Jarvis.
Jarvis tries to land a knee to the head but Fucker blocks with his arms.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jarvis.
Fucker tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fucker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jarvis - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Jarvis is struggling to control the position.
Jarvis wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fucker has him pressed against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jarvis taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fucker is trying to pull guard but Jarvis has him pressed against the cage.
Jarvis has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jarvis misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jarvis has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jarvis breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fucker takes the fight into the clinch.
Fucker keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jarvis's efforts to push away.
Jarvis misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fucker takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jarvis just leaning against Fucker, taking a breather.
Fucker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jarvis just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mother Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucker successfully pulls guard.
Jarvis avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jarvis sitting in guard here, content to control.
Fucker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jarvis defends it easily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jarvis engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Jarvis postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jarvis sitting in guard here, content to control.
Fucker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jarvis defends well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Edwin Jarvis showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Jarvis gets tackled into the cage by Fucker. Fucker maintains the clinch.
Jarvis misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fucker jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jarvis walks away with a smile on his face. Fucker gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Fucker slips a jab from Jarvis.
Jarvis gets tackled into the cage by Fucker. Fucker maintains the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jarvis stalling in the clinch.
Jarvis is trying to break free.
Jarvis has Fucker pushed against the cage.
Fucker tries to pull guard but Jarvis won't allow it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucker tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jarvis smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mother Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucker has managed to clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jarvis.
Fucker tries to pull guard but Jarvis holds him up against the cage and eventually Fucker drops back down to his feet.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jarvis.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jarvis is trying to force a seperation but Fucker has the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Fucker tries to pull guard but Jarvis holds him up against the cage and eventually Fucker drops back down to his feet.
Jarvis misses with a body punch.
Jarvis just leaning against Fucker, taking a breather.
Jarvis working aggressively here.
Jarvis stalling against the cage.
Edwin Jarvis seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jarvis is looking to break free of the clinch but Fucker has double underhooks.
Fucker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jarvis just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jarvis tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fucker avoids it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jarvis is struggling to control the position.
Fucker tries to pull guard but Jarvis won't allow it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Edwin Jarvis comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jarvis has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight for Edwin Jarvis!
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight for Edwin Jarvis!
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight for Edwin Jarvis!
Edwin Jarvis wins by unanimous decision!
Edwin Jarvis tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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