PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Abe Frohman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frohman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is He's Always Abe Frohman. Noob has chosen Paint It Black BYThe Rolling Stones as his entrance music. The Noob will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Frohman
vs
Noob

185 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

CHOKEOUT Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Abe Frohman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, The Noob!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Mauricio Rocha and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frohman stuffs the takedown.
Frohman avoids the head kick by Noob.
Noob shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Frohman as he avoids it easily.
Noob shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Frohman as he avoids it easily.
Abe Frohman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Noob.
Nice takedown defense from Frohman. No joy for Noob on that attempt.
Noob wants to slow Frohman down by chopping away at his legs.
Noob is looking to chop away at Frohman's legs.
Noob will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Noob fails with a takedown attempt.
Frohman looks for the body kick but Noob saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horrible takedown by Noob or perhaps it was just good defense by Frohman which made him look bad.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Noob crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Frohman - the referee stops the clock and Noob gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Frohman. Noob manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Noob shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Frohman as he jumps to the side.
Noob has a takedown stuffed.
Noob looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob misses with a takedown attempt - Frohman sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Frohman finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Frohman scores with a kick to the body.
Frohman throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A good leg kick by Frohman.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Frohman lands a nice looking kick to the body. Noob takes a step back to recover.
Frohman lands with a nice body kick.
Noob walks forward, straight into a front kick from Frohman.
Noob stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Frohman.
Good leg kick by Frohman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Frohman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frohman thows a body kick. Noob tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Frohman.
Nice body kick from Frohman.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Frohman.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Noob crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Frohman - the referee stops the clock and Noob gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Frohman. Noob manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Frohman lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Noob walks forward, straight into a front kick from Frohman.
Frohman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Noob's calf.
Noob closes this distance looking for a takedown but Frohman circles away.
A chopping leg kick lands by Frohman.
A nice inside leg kick there by Frohman. That's going to slow Noob down.
A solid body kick from Frohman.
Frohman lands a nice looking body kick.
Frohman lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frohman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Frohman throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A nice leg kick lands there from Frohman.
Horrible takedown by Noob or perhaps it was just good defense by Frohman which made him look bad.
Noob's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A solid body kick from Frohman.
A good leg kick by Frohman.
Frohman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Noob walks forward, straight into a front kick from Frohman.
The Noob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Noob takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Noob.
Frohman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Noob.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noob chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Frohman can pounce on him.
Frohman slips a jab and a cross from Noob.
Frohman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Frohman scores with a nice body kick.
Frohman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Crunch! Frohman slams his shin into Noob's torso.
Noob shoots in looking for a takedown. Frohman tries to sprawl out of it but Noob keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Frohman manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A good leg kick by Frohman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Frohman throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Noob tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Noob takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Abe Frohman dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Noob chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Frohman can pounce on him.
Noob is trying desperately to land a takedown but Frohman is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Noob.
A low kick from Noob misses
and Frohman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Noob tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Frohman swivels and escapes.
Frohman throws a nice head kick!
Frohman keeps Noob at a distance using the push kick.
Frohman goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A nice inside leg kick there by Frohman. That's going to slow Noob down.
Abe Frohman is winning the standup battle so far.
Frohman throws a head kick that Noob semi-blocks.
Frohman explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Frohman moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Noob should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A chopping leg kick lands by Frohman.
Noob is breathing heavily.
A low kick from Noob is predictable there
and Frohman counters with a leg kick.
Frohman lands a front kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Frohman!
Noob has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Frohman.
Frohman explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Noob takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Frohman throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like The Noob has been cut.
Frohman lands a front kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Frohman.
Frohman scores with a spinning back kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noob takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Frohman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Noob shoots in for a double leg but Frohman sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Frohman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
An inside leg kick lands from Frohman.
A slapping leg kick lands for Frohman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noob steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Frohman. That one must have hurt.
Noob takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Frohman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Frohman.
Frohman keeps Noob at a distance using the push kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Frohman.
Frohman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Noob on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Frohman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Noob if he has to take too many more of those.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Frohman.
A slapping leg kick lands for Frohman.
A good leg kick by Frohman.
Frohman lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frohman pushes Noob away with a front kick.
Frohman throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A slapping leg kick lands for Frohman.
Frohman scores with a kick to the body.
Nice body kick from Frohman.
No luck for Noob with that takedown attempt.
Abe Frohman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Noob.
Noob takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Frohman throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Frohman scores with a head kick.
Frohman keeps Noob at a distance using the push kick.
Noob on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Frohman. Frohman obviously looking to wear him down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Frohman, right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Frohman thows a body kick. Noob tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Noob has eaten all the pies!
Noob fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Noob misses with a takedown attempt
and Frohman makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Noob really felt that one!
A slapping body kick lands there for Frohman.
Noob takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Frohman lands a head kick!
An inside leg kick lands from Frohman.
Noob takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Frohman scores with a kick to the midsection.
Frohman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Noob if he has to take too many more of those.
Noob looks for a takedown but Frohman sprawls well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Abe Frohman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on The Noob's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Noob looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Frohman is fending him off so far but Noob persists. Nope, Frohman circles away and we're back to standing.
Noob will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Noob shoots in and drives through. Frohman sprawls well.
Abe Frohman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Noob.
Frohman connects with a solid leg kick.
Frohman is looking to slow Noob down with leg kicks.
Abe Frohman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Noob takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A good leg kick by Frohman.
A slapping leg kick lands for Frohman.
Frohman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Noob takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Frohman scores with a kick to the midsection.
Noob takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Frohman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Noob can do to turn this around?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Frohman scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frohman thumps Noob with a low kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Frohman finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Noob walks forward, straight into a front kick from Frohman.
Frohman throws a leg kick which misses Noob's front leg but catches the back leg as Noob tries to avoid it.
Frohman moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Abe Frohman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Frohman scores with a spinning back kick!
Frohman scores with a leg kick.
Frohman scores with a spinning back kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Frohman lands with a nice body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Frohman.
Frohman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Noob takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Noob takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noob tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice body kick from Frohman.
Frohman scoring well with a low kick there.
Frohman bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
No luck for Noob with that takedown attempt.
Frohman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Noob if he has to take too many more of those.
Noob shoots for a takedown but Frohman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Frohman scores with a push kick.
Noob takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Noob shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Frohman as he jumps to the side.
Noob fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noob shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Frohman pinned against the cage. Frohman gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A thudding body kick lands there by Frohman!
Frohman lands a front kick.
Frohman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Frohman is looking to slow Noob down with leg kicks.
Frohman throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Frohman scores with a spinning back kick!
Frohman lands a head kick!
Noob tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Frohman explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Noob on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Noob looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Frohman is fending him off so far but Noob persists. Nope, Frohman circles away and we're back to standing.
Frohman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Noob. That did some damage!
Frohman lands a nice looking body kick.
Frohman lets loose with a powerful body kick. Noob will feel that in the morning.
Noob tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Noob has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Noob has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Frohman.
Frohman fakes the leg kick and cracks Noob in the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Noob takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Frohman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Frohman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Frohman thows a body kick. Noob tries to catch it but that hurt him.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abe Frohman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Frohman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:24
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:24
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Abe Frohman!