PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gordon Ramsey (ranked 2960 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Of Suburbia (ranked 2921 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Ramsey
vs
Of Suburbia

190 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gordon Ramsey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jesus Of Suburbia!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suburbia is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ramsey half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Ramsey keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - Suburbia looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Suburbia swings widly with a right hand

and Ramsey counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Suburbia is looking to get back to is feet but Ramsey passes into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Ramsey decides to stand back up.
Suburbia throws a right hand that Ramsey ducks under and follows up with a left that Ramsey also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Suburbia.
Suburbia throws a head kick that misses.

Suburbia clinches.
Ramsey looking to slow down the pace here.
Suburbia blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ramsey wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Ramsey ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Ramsey no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Suburbia decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suburbia looks to clinch

so Ramsey counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ramsey looking to pass the guard.
Ramsey has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Ramsey slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Suburbia wants to stand but Ramsey is controlling the position.
Ramsey controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suburbia is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ramsey is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Suburbia is wriggling around but Ramsey manages to pass to half guard.
Ramsey controlling the action here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Suburbia wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gordon Ramsey dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Suburbia tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ramsey swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ramsey drops down looking for a counter takedown but Suburbia sprawls and moves away.
Suburbia throws a left and a right that both miss

and Ramsey counters with a takedown into side control.
Ramsey is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Suburbia's shoulder. That is not cool.
Ramsey is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Suburbia can do to turn this around?
Ramsey has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ramsey definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Suburbia is pushing Ramsey's head away, looking to escape. Ramsey manages to hold on to the position though.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A head kick by Suburbia misses

and Ramsey counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Suburbia is looking to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suburbia is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Ramsey content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ramsey gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Suburbia looks to throw a body kick

and Ramsey counters with a shoot takedown. Suburbia fights it but they end up in guard.
Suburbia being controlled here, momentarily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Suburbia wants to stand but Ramsey is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ramsey stays in close to Suburbia's body and controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gordon Ramsey dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Suburbia tries to clinch but Ramsey moves out of range.
Ramsey changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Suburbia throws a series of punches but Ramsey avoids them all with ease.
Ramsey changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Jesus Of Suburbia seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suburbia pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ramsey appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Ramsey blocks a head kick by Suburbia.
Ramsey feinted with a counter takedown.
Suburbia throws a body punch but Ramsey moves out of range.
Ramsey tries to counter with a takedown but Suburbia is quick to defend against it.
Suburbia throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Ramsey counters with a shoot takedown. Suburbia fights it but they end up in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ramsey controlling from the top position.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Ramsey.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramsey stops Suburbia from standing up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Ramsey is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Ramsey blocks a head kick by Suburbia.
Ramsey appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Jesus Of Suburbia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Suburbia tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ramsey paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ramsey tries to counter with a takedown but Suburbia is quick to defend against it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suburbia closes the distance but Ramsey moves to the side

and Ramsey counters with a single leg into guard. Suburbia didn't expect that.

Suburbia manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Suburbia misses with a body punch.

Suburbia breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Suburbia rushes Ramsey and presses him up against the cage.
Suburbia on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ramsey tries a body shot but Suburbia blocks it.

Suburbia jumps guard and drags Ramsey to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suburbia can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Ramsey controls the pace.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ramsey won't allow Suburbia to get back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jesus Of Suburbia comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Ramsey has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 29:28
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gordon Ramsey!