PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Walter Hairyman (ranked 1235 p4p, 183 weight class) and Jeff Warren (ranked 1176 p4p, 174 weight class). Walter Hairyman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hairyman
vs
Warren

185 cm
25
210 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

186 cm
25
207 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Walter Hairyman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeff Warren!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, David Hoff and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hairyman shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Warren eats them both and turns towards Hairyman to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Jeff Warren has been cut.
Hairyman misses with a double jab
and Warren counters with a nice uppercut.
Hairyman misses with a two punch combination.

Hairyman has Warren up against the cage in a clinch.
Warren misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hairyman tries to work over Warren's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Warren is trying to pull guard but Hairyman turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Hairyman blocks an uppercut.
Warren tries to pull guard but Hairyman won't allow it.

Warren pulls guard effortlessly.

Hairyman got a little sloppy there for a moment and Warren has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Hairyman has managed to get both his arms back between Warren's legs - danger averted.

Warren has his feet on Hairyman's thighs here. He's pushed Hairyman off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Hairyman screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jeff Warren!
Jeff Warren seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.