PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Remang Rtyaer (ranked 5373 p4p, 468 weight class) and Bender Mein Armbach (ranked 23907 p4p, 541 weight class). Mein Armbach has chosen Enter Sandman, Metallica as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Rtyaer
vs
Mein Armbach

220 cm
18
190 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

181 cm
17
181 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Hates pizza

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Hot Spunk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Remang Rtyaer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Bender Mein Armbach!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mein Armbach moves into the clinch successfully.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Mein Armbach has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Mein Armbach digs a right hand underneath Rtyaer's ribcage. Rtyaer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mein Armbach leaning against his opponent.
Rtyaer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Mein Armbach manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Mein Armbach trying to keep a closed guard but Rtyaer is proving a slippery customer.

Mein Armbach looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Rtyaer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mein Armbach on the ground.

Mein Armbach throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Rtyaer has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Mein Armbach is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Rtyaer has his hands clasped together but Mein Armbach extends and breaks Rtyaer's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Mein Armbach.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bender Mein Armbach!
An out of breath Bender Mein Armbach thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.