PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Arse Wreaker (ranked 1035 p4p, 142 weight class) and Ernesto Rizzari (ranked 3766 p4p, 419 weight class). Arse Wreaker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wreaker
vs
Rizzari

183 cm
19
177 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
175 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arse Wreaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ernesto Rizzari!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Valeri Chadov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Rizzari with a lazy takedown attempt

and Wreaker counters with a nice right hand that sends Rizzari toppling to the canvas! Rizzari scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Wreaker finish him?!

Rizzari is rocked!

It looks like Ernesto Rizzari has been cut.
Wreaker has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.

Rizzari shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Rizzari was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Rizzari is still in real trouble! Can Wreaker finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rizzari tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Rizzari seems to have recovered his senses.
Wreaker tries to bench press Rizzari off him but Rizzari keeps the position.
Rizzari controlling the position.
Rizzari in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wreaker is not content to let Rizzari control the position.
Rizzari cracks Wreaker with a big elbow.
A lull in the action here as Rizzari stalls from top position.
Rizzari moves into full mount!
Wreaker wants to control but Rizzari is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rizzari controlling from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Rizzari throws some wild stikes that Wreaker manages to avoid easily.
Rizzari throwing strikes but Wreaker uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Rizzari controlling the action here.

Rizzari stands up and beckons Wreaker to join him on the feet.
Rizzari tries for a takedown but Wreaker circles away easily
and Wreaker counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rizzari shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Wreaker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Arse Wreaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ernesto Rizzari.
Rizzari misses with a takedown attempt
and Wreaker scores with a counter punch that sends Rizzari to the canvas! Wreaker smells blood - he's punishing Rizzari with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Rizzari has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Arse Wreaker!
Arse Wreaker really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.