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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robin Hood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and jabronee slapnuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Robin Hood!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, jabronee slapnuts!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hood tries to close the distance and clinch but slapnuts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hood is looking to clinch but slapnuts is avoiding it.
Hood swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hood connects with the punch.
It looks like jabronee slapnuts has been cut.
Hood tries to clinch up but slapnuts circles away and keeps his distance.
Hood looks to land a combination but slapnuts avoids it well.
slapnuts takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hood is looking to clinch.
slapnuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A head kick misses from Hood.
Hood has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hood lands a body shot.
slapnuts looks gassed!
Hood lands a shoulder strike.
Hood working some nice short punches in the clinch.
slapnuts wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hood blocking some punches.
Hood scores with a hook to the body.
slapnuts is trying to drag Hood to the mat but Hood just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Hood lands a damaging elbow.
Hood makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
slapnuts takes a shot to the head.
Hood digs a right hand into slapnuts's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on slapnuts's gas tank.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hood scores with a shot to the side of slapnuts's head.
Hood lands a knee to the body.
Hood lands an elbow inside.
Hood connects with a knee to the head.
That has opened up jabronee slapnuts's cut even more.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hood.
Hood working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hood.
Hood misses with a knee to the head.
slapnuts takes a shot to the head.
slapnuts managing to block the knees to the body from Hood.
Hood lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hood comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Hood tries a knee to the head but slapnuts blocks it.
Hood tries to land a knee to the head but slapnuts blocks with his arms.
Hood pushes slapnuts back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
slapnuts has a couple of punches blocked by Hood.
Hood tries a knee to the head but slapnuts blocks it.
slapnuts lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hood backwards.
slapnuts wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hood with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
slapnuts stalling in the clinch but Hood improves position.
Knees to the body from Hood.
Hood missing with knees to the body.
slapnuts looking to stall.
slapnuts has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Hood avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hood digs a right hand underneath slapnuts's ribcage. slapnuts let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hood misses with a knee to the head.
Hood stops a takedown attempt from slapnuts.
Robin Hood has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of jabronee slapnuts.
Hood lands a left hand.
slapnuts goes for a takedown attempt but Hood pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hood misses with a two punch combination.
slapnuts blocks a head kick by Hood.
Hood throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hood misses with a series of wild punches.
slapnuts shoots in for a takedown but Hood shows good takedown defense.
slapnuts keeps the fight on the outside.
Robin Hood is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hood fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hood fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hood tries to clinch but slapnuts moves out of range.
Hood tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hood misses with a double jab.
A punch lands to the side of slapnuts 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hood fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
No luck for slapnuts with that takedown attempt.
Hood throws an uppercut from half a mile away. slapnuts sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hood waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract slapnuts.
slapnuts moves out of range of the body kick.
Hood punishes slapnuts's body with a nice straight punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hood misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hood doesn't manage to clinch there - slapnuts circles away.
Hood rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but slapnuts moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hood misses the shot to the body.
Hood misses the jab.
No luck for slapnuts with that takedown attempt.
Robin Hood seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hood tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hood tries to clinch there but slapnuts circles away.
slapnuts is trying desperately to land a takedown but Hood is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for slapnuts.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
slapnuts avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hood misses with a few strikes there.
slapnuts tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Robin Hood dominated that round.
The cut man is working on jabronee slapnuts's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Hood wants to clinch up but slapnuts keeps it at a distance.
Hood tries to clinch there but slapnuts circles away.
Hood tries to clinch there but slapnuts circles away.
Hood throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hood looks to land a body kick but slapnuts moved away.
Hood fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hood wants to clinch.
Hood throws a hook to the side of slapnuts's head but slapnuts sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
slapnuts shoots in but Hood avoids the takedown attempt easily.
slapnuts is breathing heavily.
Hood takes a swing at slapnuts's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hood closes the distance and clinches.
Hood lands with a short shot to the head.
Hood using the Thai plumb to throw knees but slapnuts has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hood tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
slapnuts gets control of Hood's arms and successfully pulls guard. slapnuts will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
slapnuts has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Hood is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for slapnuts.
slapnuts manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
slapnuts wants to improve his position but Hood is controlling well.
slapnuts wants to sweep but Hood has passed to side control!
slapnuts takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hood scoring with punches and elbows.
Hood has control of an arm but slapnuts manages to advance to Hood's back!
Hood is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that slapnuts can do to turn this around?
slapnuts is in bad spot here.
Hood landing with strikes.
Hood scores with punches and elbows.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hood scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
slapnuts wants to escape the position.
Hood softening up his opponent with strikes here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hood looking for the choke but no joy.
slapnuts controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
Hood lands a shot to the head.
Hood looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
slapnuts manages to reverse the position and now he's in Hood's guard. Nice work there by slapnuts.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Hood is on top in guard.
Hood scoring with some ground and pound.
slapnuts wants to sweep here but Hood controlling him for the moment.
slapnuts looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hood working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of slapnuts's head.
Hood chips away with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Robin Hood dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on jabronee slapnuts's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A head kick by Hood misses
and slapnuts counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Hood is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but slapnuts pulls his head out easily.
slapnuts missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
slapnuts wants to get back to his feet.
slapnuts looks to land a strike but Hood avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
slapnuts is looking to work some ground and pound but Hood has wrist control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hood throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
slapnuts throwing strikes but missing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hood utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Hood doesn't manage to clinch there - slapnuts circles away.
Hood throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
slapnuts shoots in but no luck this time.
Hood doesn't manage to clinch there - slapnuts circles away.
Hood misses with a combination
and slapnuts counters with a nice body kick.
Hood tries to score with a low kick but slapnuts moves his leg out of the way.
Some wild striking there from Hood.
Hood pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Hood thows a left - swing and a miss!
slapnuts avoids the body shot from Hood.
Hood moves in looking to clinch but slapnuts pushes him off.
Hood is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
slapnuts throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
slapnuts moves out of range as Hood strikes.
Hood misses with a jab, cross combination.
slapnuts shoots in looking for a takedown. Hood tries to sprawl out of it but slapnuts keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hood manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hood misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
slapnuts moves out of range as Hood throws a body kick.
Hood swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hood fails in his attempt to clinch.
slapnuts avoids the body shot from Hood.
Hood thows a left - swing and a miss!
slapnuts closes the distance and clinches up with Hood, looking for a takedown. slapnuts pushes Hood against the cage but Hood circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Robin Hood has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of jabronee slapnuts.
Hood fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
slapnuts keeps the fight on the outside.
Hood takes a swing at slapnuts's ribcage but misses.
Hood is looking to clinch.
slapnuts fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Hood throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hood throws a right and a left that slapnuts avoids nicely.
Hood gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Hood utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
slapnuts wants to control from the top but Hood keeps moving.
Hood might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
slapnuts throws a strike but Hood rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Hood connects with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
jabronee slapnuts really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on jabronee slapnuts's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
slapnuts defending well as Hood loads up on a big left hand.
Hood throws a lazy head kick
so slapnuts counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
slapnuts throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hood works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Robin Hood overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
slapnuts throwing strikes from guard but Hood blocks nicely.
slapnuts throwing strikes from guard but Hood blocks nicely.
Hood has his foot on slapnuts's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. slapnuts works his way back into a safe position though.
slapnuts throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
slapnuts prevents Hood from getting back to his feet.
slapnuts is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
That's one minute gone in the round.
slapnuts's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Hood avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
slapnuts working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
slapnuts throws and elbow that misses. Hood uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in slapnuts's guard. Nice move by Hood!
slapnuts has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hood can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
slapnuts looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Hood passes into side control.
Hood gets to mount! slapnuts was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hood is in the full mount, landing strikes.
slapnuts is working to get back to half guard.
Hood working slapnuts over with strikes here.
slapnuts throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
slapnuts throwing hammer fists to the chest of Hood. What's that going to do exactly?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
slapnuts throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
slapnuts is in a horrible position here. Hood smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
slapnuts tries to lock up and control but Hood gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
slapnuts swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
slapnuts tries to hold on but Hood postures up.
Hood working the ground and pound effectively.
slapnuts is desperately trying to improve his position but Hood has a good base and remains in mount.
Hood blocks slapnuts's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns slapnuts that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
slapnuts is working to get back to half guard.
Hood with shots to the head and body - slapnuts looks very uncomfortable down there.
Hood lands with some strikes.
slapnuts is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hood lands a nice shot to the head.
slapnuts has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hood with a couple of short strikes.
Hood with a couple of short strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Robin Hood had his way with jabronee slapnuts in that round.
The cut man is working on jabronee slapnuts's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Hood misses with an uppercut.
Hood tries to clinch up but slapnuts circles away and keeps his distance.
Hood throws a wild body kick that slapnuts sees coming a mile off.
slapnuts tries for a takedown but Hood sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hood misses with a looping left.
Hood lands a nice shot that snaps slapnuts's head back.
slapnuts blocks the body kick.
Hood throws a head kick that misses
and slapnuts counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hood tries to grapple but his opponent circles
so slapnuts counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
slapnuts postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
slapnuts throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hood utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hood utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
slapnuts trying to control but Hood is working from the bottom.
slapnuts is looking to stand up but Hood won't let him.
Hood preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
slapnuts with a flurry of punches that miss.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Hood throws a combination that misses
and slapnuts counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hood tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hood throws a shot from downtown. slapnuts moves away and avoids it.
Robin Hood is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
slapnuts shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Hood scores with a couple of body punches from the bottom.
slapnuts postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
slapnuts throws and elbow that misses. Hood uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in slapnuts's guard. Nice move by Hood!
slapnuts throws his legs up looking for a submission but Hood uses it to pass to side control.
Hood slips into full mount, dodging the strikes by slapnuts.
Hood scoring with strikes but slapnuts is staying in there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
slapnuts is trying to escape the mount.
slapnuts is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Hood scores with a couple of good head shots there.
slapnuts tries to reverse the position but Hood maintains control.
A nice elbow there by Hood.
Hood working the ground and pound effectively.
slapnuts is desperately trying to improve his position but Hood has a good base and remains in mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
slapnuts is bucking up trying to escape but Hood cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Hood landing punches.
slapnuts throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Hood landing strikes, looking to finish!
jabronee slapnuts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
slapnuts throwing hammer fists to the chest of Hood. What's that going to do exactly?
Hood putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Hood looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
slapnuts is desperately trying to improve his position but Hood has a good base and remains in mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hood trying to control but slapnuts is having none of it.
slapnuts is trying to stand up.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Robin Hood.
Well Hood has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 49:46
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 49:45
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 49:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robin Hood!
Robin Hood retains his heavyweight title!
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