PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lazy Bastard (ranked 1313 p4p, 165 weight class) and Dakota Bohi (ranked 1031 p4p, 138 weight class). Dakota Bohi has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lazy Bastard's chin.

Bastard
vs
Bohi

190 cm
28
162 lbs
24 - 16 - 1

175 cm
30
163 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Big Chief Nutrition & Laundry Services (80%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazy Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dakota Bohi!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bohi misses with a head kick.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bohi. Bohi obviously looking to wear him down.
Bohi connects with an inside leg kick.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Bohi lands a big head kick that sends Bastard tumbling to the mat! Bohi takes a step backwards and waves Bastard back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bastard is rocked!
Bohi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bohi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bohi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Bohi avoids them all with ease.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bohi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bohi steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bastard.
Bastard throws a right hand that Bohi ducks under and follows up with a left that Bohi also avoids with ease.
Bohi appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Bohi.
Bohi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bastard on the side of the head.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bohi tries a head kick but it misses.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Bohi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bohi shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bohi lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Bohi.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bohi feints a counter leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Bohi looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bohi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Bohi ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bohi.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Bohi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard swats away the attempt to clinch by Bohi.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Bohi counters with a body kick.
Bohi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bohi connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bohi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bohi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Bohi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bohi throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard swings for the body but Bohi moves out of range.
It seemed like Bohi was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bastard ducks right into an uppercut from Bohi.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bohi. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bohi fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Bohi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bohi lands a nice shot to the body.
That kick from Bohi tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bohi lands with a thumping leg kick.
A big left from Bohi misses.
Bohi scores with a nice strike.
Bohi misses with a looping right.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bohi.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard jabs at Bohi's body.
Bohi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Bohi.
Bohi takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Bohi.
Bastard scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A jab from Bohi does it's job there.
A head kick misses from Bohi.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bohi looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bohi.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bohi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bohi lands the left hand.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bohi was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
A lazy left from Bastard finds it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard's corner calls for a 1-2. Bastard obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.

Bohi fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.
Bohi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bohi digs a right hand underneath Bastard's ribcage. Bastard let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bohi has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bastard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bohi tries to land a leg kick but Bastard saw it coming and moves away.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Bohi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A head kick misses from Bohi.
Bohi throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard moves out of range of the leg kick from Bohi.
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bohi.
Bohi lands an overhand right.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bohi circles away quickly and effectively.
Bohi ducks right into an uppercut from Bastard.
Bohi with a hook.
Bohi throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard takes a swing at Bohi's ribcage but misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A good leg kick by Bohi.
Bastard misses the body punch

and Bohi counters by clinching up.
A short right from Bohi on the inside.
Bohi swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dakota Bohi dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bastard looks to land a combination but Bohi avoids it well.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bohi counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bohi blocks a jab.
Bohi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bohi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Good leg kick by Bohi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bohi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bohi connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bohi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bohi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard tries to bum rush Bohi with a series of wild strikes but Bohi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bohi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bohi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bohi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
It looked like Bastard wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bohi throws a head kick that misses.
Bohi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bastard's head.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Bohi bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bohi moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bohi lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Bohi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bohi lands a nice hook to Bastard's body. Bastard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Bohi. That snapped Bastard's head back.
Bohi wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Bohi avoids it well.
Bastard moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromBohi.
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
Bastard connects with a body shot.
Bohi will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard lands a body shot.
Bohi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bohi walks into a straight right hand from Bastard.
A jab lands there for Bastard.
Bohi gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Bohi uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bohi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bohi counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Good shot there by Bohi.
Bohi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Bohi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dakota Bohi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bohi moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bohi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Bohi sends Bastard crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bohi is motioning to the referee to let Bastard up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Bohi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
A good leg kick by Bohi.
Bohi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bohi doesn't seem bothered though.
Bohi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.

Bohi fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Bastard has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Bohi digs a right hand underneath Bastard's ribcage. Bastard let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bohi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short left from Bohi.
Bohi prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Bohi lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bohi tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Bohi back against the cage.
Bohi tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bohi tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bastard wants to break free but Bohi has control.
Bohi throws a head punch that misses.
Bastard letting Bohi take a breather here.
Bastard letting Bohi take a breather here.
Bohi misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Bohi scores with a nice short uppercut.

Bastard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bohi.
Bohi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body punch from Bohi.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bohi feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bastard's calf.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bohi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bohi.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slow jab from Bohi misses its intended target.
Bohi connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Bohi's head but Bohi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bohi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dakota Bohi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Bohi is out of range.
Bastard's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Bastard throws a right hand that Bohi ducks under and follows up with a left that Bohi also avoids with ease.
Bohi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Bohi's shoulder, as Bohi tries to avoid the shot.

Bohi lands a big right hand that sends Bastard crashing to the mat! Bohi stays standing though and waves Bastard back to his feet!
Bohi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bohi drops Bastard with a straight right hand, right on the button! Bohi follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dakota Bohi!
Post fight, Dakota Bohi took to the microphone: 'THE RUN ISN'T OVER. I WANT THAT BELT. '.