PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Timurs Fuckermean (ranked 5400 p4p, 518 weight class) and Charles Norris (ranked 5172 p4p, 514 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fuckermean
vs
Norris

190 cm
25
173 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

184 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Timurs Fuckermean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles Norris!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Josh West and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckermean displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Norris throws out the jab.
Norris throws a looping overhand right but Fuckermean ducks down to avoid it.
Norris scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Norris lands a right hook to the body.
Norris throws an overhand right that lands on Fuckermean's shoulder, as Fuckermean tries to avoid the shot.
Fuckermean is looking to counter with head kicks.
Norris shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Fuckermean eats them both and turns towards Norris to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Norris throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fuckermean counters with a good low kick that Norris was not able to check.
Norris throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuckermean.
A jab from Norris misses.
Norris throws a hook to the side of Fuckermean's head but Fuckermean sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It looked like Fuckermean was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Fuckermean is looking to clinch.
Fuckermean doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
Norris pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fuckermean throws a big counter combination but Norris scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Nice shot by Norris.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckermean avoids the body shot from Norris.
Norris throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuckermean throws a big counter combination but Norris scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
A nice combination there by Norris.
Norris fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris scores with a hook.

Fuckermean is rocked!
Fuckermean moves out of range of the body kick from Norris.
Oh Fuckermean is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Norris thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuckermean drops down looking for a counter takedown but Norris sprawls and moves away.
Fuckermean seems to have got his legs back now.
Fuckermean tries to clinch up.
Norris lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Norris swings for the body but Fuckermean moves out of range.
Fuckermean appears to be looking for a big counter.
Norris slaps away a takedown attempt from Fuckermean, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Norris throws a series of punches but Fuckermean avoids them all with ease.
Norris avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
No joy there for Norris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuckermean looks to score with a jab to the body but Norris is just out of range.
Fuckermean displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Norris throws out the jab.
Fuckermean attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Norris throws a looping overhand right but Fuckermean ducks down to avoid it.
Norris throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuckermean sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fuckermean looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris misses with an uppercut. Fuckermean saw that one coming.
Fuckermean half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A cross from Fuckermean lands.
Fuckermean tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fuckermean lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Fuckermean is defended easily by Norris.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Timurs Fuckermean. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fuckermean is breathing heavily.
Norris scores with a jab to the jaw.
A combination from Fuckermean does no damage.
Norris bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fuckermean's head.
Charles Norris is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuckermean ducks under a wild hook from Norris.
Fuckermean tries to clinch there but Norris circles away.
Charles Norris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuckermean moves out of range as Norris strikes.

Fuckermean has Norris up against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fuckermean up against the cage.

Fuckermean breaks the clinch.
Fuckermean uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Norris.
Fuckermean doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
Fuckermean blocks a jab.
Fuckermean half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Norris fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A swing and a miss from Norris.
Norris pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Norris misses with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris swinging wildly here.
Norris pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fuckermean back to the cage. Norris follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Fuckermean fails in his attempt to clinch.
Norris loads up on a big right hand but Fuckermean slips the punch.
Fuckermean is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Norris.
Norris leaves Fuckermean with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Fuckermean displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Norris throws out the jab.
Fuckermean on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckermean slips a jab from Norris.
Fuckermean takes one to the side of the head.
Norris misses with a body kick.
Fuckermean seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Fuckermean slips a jab from Norris.
Norris jabs Fuckermean right on the nose. Fuckermean blinks but takes it well.
Fuckermean fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charles Norris dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Fuckermean slips a straight right by Norris.
Charles Norris seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fuckermean changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Norris tries to avoid it but Fuckermean manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Norris to the ground. Norris escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A slow jab from Norris misses its intended target.
Fuckermean throws a right and a left that Norris avoids nicely.
Fuckermean checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fuckermean takes one to the side of the head.
Norris fails to land with a series of punches.
Norris misses with a hook
and Fuckermean counters with a one-two to the body.
The fighters circling - Norris throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Norris waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fuckermean.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fuckermean.
Norris cracks Fuckermean with a good jab.
Norris throws a series of punches but Fuckermean avoids them all with ease.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A decent looking cross lands there for Norris.
The fighters circling - Norris throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Norris displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fuckermean.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckermean comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Norris lands a nice shot that snaps Fuckermean's head back.
Fuckermean will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Timurs Fuckermean. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Norris connects with a right hand. Fuckermean shakes it off.
Norris misses with a few strikes there.
Fuckermean with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Norris to score with a decent uppercut.
Fuckermean dives in and grabs Norris's left leg, looking for a takedown. Norris pushes down on Fuckermean's head and hops out.
Norris scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Norris looks to land a left hand but Fuckermean moved out of range nicely.
Norris throws a body shot but no joy.
Norris misses with a hook.
Fuckermean works the jab nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Norris connects with a single shot there.
Norris misses with a hook. Fuckermean ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris keeps the fight on the outside.
Fuckermean ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Norris throws a hook but Fuckermean blocks it.
Fuckermean uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Norris.
Fuckermean is looking to clinch but Norris is avoiding it.
No joy there for Norris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuckermean moves out of range as Norris strikes.
Fuckermean changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Norris tries to avoid it but Fuckermean manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Norris to the ground. Norris escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Timurs Fuckermean is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuckermean takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Norris misses with an uppercut. Fuckermean saw that one coming.
It looked like Fuckermean was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Fuckermean scores with a jab to the jaw.
Norris throws a hook but Fuckermean avoids it easily.
Norris has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fuckermean closes this distance looking for a takedown but Norris circles away.
Fuckermean has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fuckermean there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris scores with a jab. Fuckermean acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fuckermean drops his hands momentarily and Norris takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Norris misses with a lunging right hand
and Fuckermean counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Norris looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Fuckermean. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
A punch combination from Norris misses.
Fuckermean lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Fuckermean fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Norris avoids it really well and circles away.
Norris lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Norris sizes up Fuckermean with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Norris looks to land a combination but Fuckermean avoids it well.
Fuckermean looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Norris throws the left hand but Fuckermean avoids the punch easily.
Norris throws a jab when Fuckermean was well out of range.
Fuckermean looks for a takedown but Norris sprawls well.
Norris pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fuckermean back to the cage. Norris follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Norris misses with an uppercut. Fuckermean saw that one coming.
Fuckermean takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fuckermean avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Fuckermean has closed the distance and engaged Norris in a clinch.
Norris taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Norris stalling.
Fuckermean misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charles Norris showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Norris misses with an uppercut.
Norris misses the jab.
Norris circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fuckermean moves out of range as Norris strikes.
Norris ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuckermean moves away.
Fuckermean seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Norris thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuckermean ducks under a wild hook from Norris.
Fuckermean is trying hard to land a takedown here. Norris sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Fuckermean moves out of range as Norris throws a body kick.
Fuckermean throws a head kick that Norris semi-blocks.
Norris throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuckermean sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuckermean looks for the body kick but Norris saw that one coming.
It seemed like Norris was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fuckermean looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Norris is fending him off so far but Fuckermean persists. Nope, Norris circles away and we're back to standing.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Norris throws out a loose jab but Fuckermean uses good head movement to avoid it.
Norris looks to land a left hand but Fuckermean moved out of range nicely.
Fuckermean keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Norris.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckermean shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A combination from Norris does no damage.
Norris avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A little jabbing left from Norris on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fuckermean shoots for a double leg takedown but Norris sprawls well. He's pushed Fuckermean's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Timurs Fuckermean. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fuckermean tries for a takedown but Norris sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Norris scores with a nice right hand.
Norris loads up on a big right hand but Fuckermean slips the punch.
Norris throws a jab when Fuckermean was well out of range.
Fuckermean wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Fuckermean gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Norris lands a body shot.
Norris stuffs the takedown attempt from Fuckermean. Fuckermean gets slowly back to his feet.
It seemed like Norris was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A jab from Norris misses.
Fuckermean pivots, looking for a leg kick but Norris is out of range and Fuckermean settles back down.
Fuckermean looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckermean slips under a jab from Norris.
Norris connects with a nice looking jab.
Fuckermean avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Norris misses with an uppercut. Fuckermean saw that one coming.
Fuckermean fails with the takedown.
Norris throws an overhand right that lands on Fuckermean's shoulder, as Fuckermean tries to avoid the shot.
Norris lands with a nice combination. Fuckermean backs away looking to recover.
Norris works the jab nicely.
Nice sprawl there from Norris as Fuckermean shoots in.
Norris stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fuckermean displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Norris throws out the jab.
Fuckermean doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
Norris looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Norris scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fuckermean in his tracks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris looks to throw the jab but Fuckermean is out of range.

Fuckermean shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Norris manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Fuckermean's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Norris wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Fuckermean is now in half guard.
Norris felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Norris works his way to full guard. Good work.
Fuckermean wants to control from the top but Norris keeps moving.
Norris has a closed guard, preventing Fuckermean from standing up.
Fuckermean postures up in Norris's guard and throws a big left but Norris blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Norris is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Fuckermean distracts Norris with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Fuckermean content to stall in guard here.
Fuckermean wants to control from the top but Norris keeps moving.
Timurs Fuckermean has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Charles Norris is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Fuckermean with a flurry of punches that miss.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Charles Norris comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Norris winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 27:30
Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles Norris!