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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 45 p4p, 7 weight class) and Kusal Perera (ranked 247 p4p, 41 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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278 lbs
24 - 4 - 0 |
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240 lbs
26 - 9 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kusal Perera!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Perera misses the jab.
Grabber scores with a jab. Perera acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Perera misses with an uppercut.
Grabber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Perera sprawling to the canvas! Perera rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Grabber finish him?!
It looks like Kusal Perera has been cut.
Grabber circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Perera tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Grabber wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Crotch Grabber made sure he mentioned UnderGround Clothing Co., along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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