PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Bright Balls (ranked 3439 p4p, 133 weight class) and Lardo Humpinator (ranked 4192 p4p, 163 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bright Balls
vs
Humpinator

183 cm
19
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
291 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Big Bright Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lardo Humpinator!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Michael Johnstone and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bright Balls gets the takedown into side control.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Humpinator looks to move to half guard but instead Bright Balls has passed into mount! Damn!
Humpinator slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Bright Balls thows an elbow strike that misses. Humpinator gets hold of full guard and has managed to get a loose guillotine attempt. Bright Balls doesn't seem too bothered but Humpinator quickly shifts his position and has tightened the hold! Bright Balls is in big trouble now - he's going a funny colour - he's tapping out! Nice finish there! Bright Balls really should have spotted the danger earlier though... either incompetence or over-confidence has resulted in a big L on his record.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Lardo Humpinator!
Lardo Humpinator was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.