PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricardo Pfeifer (ranked 2454 p4p, 271 weight class) and Sodomy Hussein (ranked 2183 p4p, 250 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Pfeifer
vs
Hussein

190 cm
26
223 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

186 cm
26
217 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ricardo Pfeifer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sodomy Hussein!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Sergei Dronov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pfeifer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hussein moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pfeifer misses with a low kick.
Pfeifer moves out of range of the strikes.
Pfeifer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hussein scores with a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Hussein there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hussein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pfeifer.
Hussein looks to land a right hand but Pfeifer moved out of range.
A slow jab from Hussein misses its intended target.
Pfeifer with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hussein to score with a decent uppercut.

Oooooh!!! Hussein has knocked Pfeifer down with a huge combo! Hussein steps away and waves a wobbly Pfeifer back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Pfeifer is rocked!

It looks like Ricardo Pfeifer has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hussein throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oh Pfeifer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hussein getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sodomy Hussein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pfeifer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hussein pounces like a tiger and cracks Pfeifer with a vicious hook! Pfeifer is down but not out! Hussein follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Sodomy Hussein!
A relieved looking Sodomy Hussein thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.