PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pedro Alves (ranked 23794 p4p, 526 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 23272 p4p, 495 weight class). Alves's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Canned Heat. Saggy Dinglestomper has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Alves
vs
Dinglestomper

172 cm
21
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

176 cm
20
159 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Sportivité

Sportivité
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pedro Alves!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alves throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper avoids them all with ease.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Alves misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper works Alves's body with a nice hook.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Alves.
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into Alves's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Alves is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Alves goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Alves misses with a double jab.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Alves.
It seemed like Dinglestomper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alves.
A little feinted left hand from Alves on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dinglestomper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Alves circles away quickly and effectively.
Alves drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and moves away.

Dinglestomper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Alves throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Alves backwards.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
A right hand to the body from Dinglestomper.

Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Alves takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Alves is breathing heavily.
Alves takes one to the chin there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alves throws a right hand that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dinglestomper connects with a superb combination that knocks Alves out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Dinglestomper before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Alves!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper made sure to mention his sponsor, Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing in his post fight interview.