PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonathan Rain (ranked 3707 p4p, 101 weight class) and Big Blue Lou (ranked 2071 p4p, 89 weight class). Blue Lou is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Meatloaf Bat outta hell. Big Blue Lou is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Rain
vs
Blue Lou

186 cm
29
235 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

224 cm
27
413 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Good low kicks
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jonathan Rain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Big Blue Lou!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Fedor Mirinova and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A thudding body kick lands there by Blue Lou!
Blue Lou defending well as Rain loads up on a big left hand.
Rain fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Blue Lou looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Blue Lou ducks under a wild hook from Rain.
Rain throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Blue Lou counters with a solid body kick.
Rain throws a poor cross that misses
and Blue Lou counters with a nice leg kick.
Blue Lou looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Blue Lou scores with a push kick.
Blue Lou feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rain's calf.
Blue Lou throws a head kick that Rain semi-blocks.
Blue Lou feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rain's calf.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Blue Lou explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Rain is breathing heavily.
Good leg kick by Blue Lou there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Blue Lou connects with a solid leg kick.
Blue Lou cracks the inside of Rain's front leg.
Blue Lou lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rain's sensitive parts.
Blue Lou cracks the inside of Rain's front leg.
Big Blue Lou is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rain stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Blue Lou.
Rain takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Blue Lou throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rain is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Blue Lou delivers a nice body kick.
Blue Lou pushes Rain away with a front kick.
A good leg kick by Blue Lou.
Rain throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Blue Lou counters with a low kick, right behind Rain 's knee.
Blue Lou throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Rain is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Blue Lou's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Good leg kick by Blue Lou there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Blue Lou fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Rain has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Blue Lou with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rain will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Blue Lou thuds his shin into the meat of Rain's side.
Blue Lou throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
That kick from Blue Lou tenderised Rain's leg. Rain is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Blue Lou.
Blue Lou throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Blue Lou throws a front kick that sends Rain stumbling back into the cage.
Blue Lou moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Blue Lou.
Blue Lou throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rain will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A good leg kick by Blue Lou.
Rain chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Blue Lou can pounce on him.
Rain looks to land a right hand but Blue Lou moved out of range.
Rain throws a predictable looking body shot
and Blue Lou makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blue Lou thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Rain if he has to take too many more of those.
A nice leg kick lands there from Blue Lou.
A chopping leg kick lands by Blue Lou.
Rain throws an off balance right hand
and Blue Lou counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Rain takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Rain crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Blue Lou - the referee stops the clock and Rain gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Blue Lou. Rain manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Blue Lou lands with a kick to the ribs.
Rain has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Blue Lou.
Blue Lou throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Blue Lou lands a head kick!
Blue Lou connects with an inside leg kick.
Rain on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Blue Lou. Blue Lou obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rain misses with a lunging right hand
and Blue Lou counters with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blue Lou thumps Rain with a low kick.
Blue Lou bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Blue Lou throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Blue Lou moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Blue Lou.
Rain stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Blue Lou.
Blue Lou scores with a kick to the body.
Blue Lou connects with a solid leg kick.
A jab from Rain misses.
Blue Lou appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rain gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Blue Lou counters with a low kick, right behind Rain 's knee.
Jonathan Rain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rain takes a kick to the side of the head.
Rain throws an off balance right hand
and Blue Lou counters with a body kick that stops Rain in his tracks momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Blue Lou dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Rain stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Blue Lou.
Rain throws a right and a left that Blue Lou avoids nicely.
Rain throws a looping overhand right but Blue Lou ducks down to avoid it.
Jab from Rain.
Blue Lou has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Some wild striking there from Rain.
Rain misses with a left hand
and Blue Lou counters with a thumping low kick.
Rain throws an off balance right hand
and Blue Lou counters with a low kick, right behind Rain 's knee.
Blue Lou lands with a kick to the temple. Rain shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Rain throws a shot from downtown. Blue Lou moves away and avoids it.
Blue Lou thinks about the counter body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Blue Lou lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rain sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Big Blue Lou seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Rain misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blue Lou throws a nice inside leg kick.
Blue Lou lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Blue Lou.
Nice body kick there by Blue Lou.
Rain takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Blue Lou, right into the meat.
Blue Lou lands a high kick!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Blue Lou, right into the meat.
Blue Lou lets loose with a powerful body kick. Rain will feel that in the morning.
Blue Lou lands a front kick.
Rain chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Blue Lou can pounce on him.
Nice body kick there by Blue Lou.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Blue Lou.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blue Lou throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Blue Lou turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rain definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Blue Lou lands a nice looking kick to the body. Rain takes a step back to recover.
Rain misses with a jab to the body
and Blue Lou counters with an inside leg kick.
Blue Lou throws a nice inside leg kick.
Blue Lou lands a head kick. Rain smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That kick from Blue Lou tenderised Rain's leg. Rain is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rain fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Blue Lou on the side of the head.
Rain is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Rain tries to bum rush Blue Lou with a series of wild strikes but Blue Lou uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rain on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Blue Lou. Blue Lou obviously looking to wear him down.
Blue Lou pushes Rain away with a front kick.
Blue Lou lands a leg kick that knocks Rain off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blue Lou feints and then cracks Rain's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rain down.
Blue Lou ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rain looks to throw the jab but Blue Lou is out of range.
Rain misses with a left hand
and Blue Lou counters with a nice body kick.
Blue Lou scores with a kick to the body.
Blue Lou keeps Rain at a distance using the push kick.
Blue Lou lets loose with a powerful body kick. Rain will feel that in the morning.
Blue Lou plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Rain misses with a straight right.
Blue Lou scores with a head kick.
Rain misses with a hook
and Blue Lou counters with a good, hard body kick but Rain shrugs it off.
A jab from Rain misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blue Lou connects with a solid leg kick.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Rain takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rain throws a big shot that misses.
Rain backing away here, and Blue Lou unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rain misses with a hook. Blue Lou ducked under it nicely.
Good leg kick by Blue Lou there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rain takes a kick to the side of the head.
Rain misses with an uppercut. Blue Lou saw that one coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Blue Lou.
A punch combination from Rain misses.
Blue Lou scores with a push kick.
Blue Lou throws a nice head kick!
Blue Lou ducks under a wild hook from Rain.
A nice inside leg kick there by Blue Lou. That's going to slow Rain down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Blue Lou showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Rain has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Blue Lou.
Rain throws a combination that misses
and Blue Lou counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Blue Lou on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Blue Lou bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Blue Lou steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rain.
Blue Lou throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Rain misses with a lunging right hand
and Blue Lou counters with an outside leg kick.
Rain misses with a left hand
and Blue Lou counters with a nice low kick that buckles Rain's knee momentarily.
Blue Lou lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rain's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Blue Lou connects with a leg kick. Rain looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Blue Lou throws a head kick that half lands.
Rain throws a right hand that misses
and Blue Lou counters with an inside leg kick.
A solid body kick from Blue Lou.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rain misses with a double jab
and Blue Lou counters with a nice low kick that buckles Rain's knee momentarily.
Blue Lou fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Blue Lou throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Rain throws a looping overhand right but Blue Lou ducks down to avoid it.
Rain misses with a wild combination.
Rain swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Blue Lou is looking to slow Rain down with leg kicks.
Blue Lou lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Blue Lou fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Rain scores with a four punch combination!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Blue Lou.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blue Lou lands a nice looking body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Rain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Blue Lou.
A telegraphed right hand from Rain misses the target.
Blue Lou lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Blue Lou cracks the inside of Rain's front leg.
Rain throws a right hand that Blue Lou ducks under and follows up with a left that Blue Lou also avoids with ease.
Blue Lou keeps Rain at a distance using the push kick.
Blue Lou lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Blue Lou throws a leg kick which misses Rain's front leg but catches the back leg as Rain tries to avoid it.
Rain blocks a leg kick.
Rain displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Blue Lou lands a nice looking body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rain throws a series of punches but Blue Lou moves out of range.
Rain is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Blue Lou.
Rain swings widly with a right hand
and Blue Lou counters with an outside leg kick.
Blue Lou chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Blue Lou ducks under a wild hook from Rain.
Blue Lou appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Rain misses with a lunging right hand
and Blue Lou counters with a body kick that stops Rain in his tracks momentarily.
Blue Lou fakes the leg kick and cracks Rain in the body.
Rain falls off balance throwing a combination
and Blue Lou counters with an inside leg kick.
Blue Lou turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rain swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Blue Lou counters with a good, hard body kick but Rain shrugs it off.
Big Blue Lou is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Blue Lou.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rain throws a body punch but Blue Lou moves out of range.
Blue Lou feints a counter leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Blue Lou.
Rain takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Blue Lou throws a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blue Lou slips a straight right by Rain.
Blue Lou lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rain rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Blue Lou moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blue Lou appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Rain on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Blue Lou is looking to slow Rain down with leg kicks.
Rain jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A solid leg kick lands there for Blue Lou.
Rain takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jonathan Rain has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rain misses with a wild combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
Big Blue Lou comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Blue Lou has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 26:30
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 26:30
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Big Blue Lou!
After the big win, Big Blue Lou made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.