PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Hasslehoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Large sizable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Large sizable looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Hasslehoff
vs
sizable

185 cm
22
265 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

225 cm
19
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Schwarzenegger Nutrition
Schwarzenegger Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, David Hasslehoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Large sizable !
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Atkins and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasslehoff tries to score with a low kick but sizable moves his leg out of the way.
Hasslehoff tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hasslehoff throws a leg kick that misses.
sizable throws a front kick aimed at Hasslehoff's knee but Hasslehoff avoids it well.
sizable ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hasslehoff moves away.
Hasslehoff wants to slow sizable down by chopping away at his legs.
Hasslehoff throws a body kick that misses.
Hasslehoff moves out of range as sizable throws a body kick.
sizable circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
sizable scores with a nice body kick.
Danga de danga de dang - sizable scores with a four punch combination!
Hasslehoff fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasslehoff throws a front kick aimed at sizable 's knee but sizable avoids it well.
Hasslehoff changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. sizable tries to avoid it but Hasslehoff manages to keep hold of a leg and drag sizable to the ground. sizable escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Nice takedown defense from sizable . No joy for Hasslehoff on that attempt.
sizable showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hasslehoff.

Hasslehoff looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for sizable !
Hasslehoff working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Hasslehoff with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
sizable really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hasslehoff. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Poor strikes thrown by Hasslehoff there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
sizable is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Hasslehoff working for a submission but sizable is keeping him at bay.

sizable defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Hasslehoff.
Hasslehoff is breathing heavily.
Hasslehoff throws some wild stikes that sizable manages to avoid easily.

Hasslehoff moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, sizable has worked his arm free - good work by sizable !
sizable is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
sizable taking punishment in the form of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
sizable wants to control but Hasslehoff postures up.

Hasslehoff tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Hasslehoff throws an elbow but sizable slips to the side and avoids it well.
Hasslehoff has knee on belly and moves into mount.
sizable is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Hasslehoff throws some wild stikes that sizable manages to avoid easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hasslehoff thowing shots but they're missing.

Hasslehoff jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… sizable is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by sizable and Hasslehoff has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

Hasslehoff swings around for an armbar but sizable sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Hasslehoff's guard.

sizable avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Hasslehoff working for submissions but it's allowed sizable to get to half guard.

Hasslehoff actively working from the bottom here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Large sizable will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

sizable gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Hasslehoff decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in sizable 's guard.

Hasslehoff has gone for a leg lock! sizable slips out almost immediately though and dives into Hasslehoff's guard.
sizable won't allow Hasslehoff to sweep him here.
Hasslehoff wants to control but sizable passes easily into half guard.

Hasslehoff actively working from the bottom here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Hasslehoff manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasslehoff throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
sizable must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
sizable won't allow Hasslehoff to sweep him here.

Hasslehoff is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hasslehoff could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
sizable trying to control but Hasslehoff is working from the bottom.
Hasslehoff has a closed guard, preventing sizable from standing up.

sizable has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Hasslehoff to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! sizable is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Hasslehoff pulls down on the head and he's put sizable to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). David Hasslehoff!