PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colin Bollocks (ranked 4229 p4p, 369 weight class) and Tek Dog (ranked 5855 p4p, 438 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bollocks
vs
Dog

201 cm
24
275 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

189 cm
23
265 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Colin Bollocks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tek Dog!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bollocks misses with a wild combination.
Dog should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Nice takedown defense from Bollocks. No joy for Dog on that attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dog.
Dog fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Colin Bollocks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tek Dog.
Dog misses with a takedown

and Bollocks counters with a crisp right hand that drops Dog! Bollocks lets Dog back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

It looks like Tek Dog has been cut.
Dog tries to clinch up but Bollocks circles away and keeps his distance.
Bollocks is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Dog like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Dog from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Colin Bollocks!
Our winner, Colin Bollocks, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.