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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alberto Pardo (ranked 2208 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lardo Humpinator (ranked 2507 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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299 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
27
291 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alberto Pardo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lardo Humpinator!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Daniel Franklin and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humpinator fails with the takedown
and Pardo makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Humpinator shoots and misses
and Pardo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Lardo Humpinator has been cut.
A big left from Pardo misses.
Humpinator tries for a takedown but Pardo circles away easily
and Pardo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Alberto Pardo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lardo Humpinator.
Humpinator with a poor takedown
and Pardo counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Humpinator shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Humpinator was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Humpinator takes a little break here. Pardo wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humpinator working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Humpinator has an Americana. Pardo didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Humpinator is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Humpinator hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Lardo Humpinator!
Lardo Humpinator was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
69% |
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