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Event:
Ascension 1017
Date: Oct 17, 2016 |
#R1#
Carroll lands a jab to Anderson's midsection.
Anderson pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Carroll back to the cage. Anderson follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Anderson misses.
Anderson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Anderson swats away the attempt to clinch by Carroll.
Carroll feints a jab promting Anderson to slip. Carroll then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Anderson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Carroll keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anderson looks to land a right hand but Carroll moved out of range.
Anderson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Carroll looks to land a right hand but Anderson moved out of range.
Anderson with the counter takedown but Carroll avoids it easily.
Carroll misses the shot to the body.
Carroll throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Carroll rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Anderson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T1#
Anderson digs a good hook to Carroll's body.
Carroll connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Carroll takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Carroll doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Anderson works the jab nicely.
Carroll throws a low kick but Anderson avoids it.
Anderson swats away the attempt to clinch by Carroll.
Anderson scores with a sloppy right hand. Carroll should have avoided that one.
An inside leg kick from Carroll misses.
Carroll throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it.
Carroll misses with a looping left.
Carroll pushes Anderson away with a front kick.#T2#
Carroll ducks under a wild hook from Anderson.
Carroll throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anderson slips a jab and a cross from Carroll.
Sloppy strikes from Anderson. Those never looked like landing.
Carroll seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Andy Carroll seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carroll chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Carroll misses with a low kick.
Anderson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Some wild striking there from Carroll.
Anderson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carroll manages to avoid it.
Carroll was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Anderson misses with a wild body shot.
Carroll bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Anderson's head.
Carroll fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Anderson on the side of the head.
Anderson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Carroll rather than just go for the knockout.
Carroll takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T3#
Carroll misses the jab.
Carroll lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carroll misses with a low kick.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Carroll feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Anderson walks into a stiff left hand from Carroll.
Anderson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Carroll.
Anderson takes one on the button.
Carroll misses with a double jab.
Carroll tries to clinch there but Anderson circles away.
Anderson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Anderson checks a leg kick.
Carroll lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Carroll cracks Anderson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Carroll throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anderson.
Anderson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carroll takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Carroll takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Carroll looks to score with a jab to the body but Anderson is just out of range.
Carroll takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Carroll doesn't manage to clinch there - Anderson circles away.
Anderson swats away the attempt to clinch by Carroll.
Anderson throws out a counter right but Carroll avoids it with no problem.
Anderson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Carroll.
Carroll is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Anderson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Carroll sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Carroll misses with a hook to the body
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Carroll feints with a jab and clips Anderson right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Anderson is sent crashing into the canvas and Carroll leaps in for the kill! Anderson tries to get to his feet but Carroll is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Anderson is in need of a savior and steps in!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy Carroll!
Andy Carroll decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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Event:
Ascension 924
Date: Sep 24, 2016 |
#R1#
Anderson slips a jab from Watson.#CL2#
Watson clinches with his opponent.
Watson just leaning against Anderson, taking a breather.
Watson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Watson lands a body shot.
Anderson wants to get back to striking at distance but Watson won't allow it.
Anderson blocking some punches.
Watson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Anderson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Watson wants to take the fight to the mat but Anderson manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.#TD2#
Watson has Anderson pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Watson pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Anderson tumbling to the mat - Watson dives into Anderson's guard.
Watson stopping the sweep attempt from Anderson.#T1#
Watson cracks Anderson with a solid left hand.
Anderson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Watson is one step ahead there.
Watson lands a couple of elbows.
Watson preventing the sweep.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Anderson is on top in guard.
#REVR#
Anderson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Watson is keeping the position for now. #T2#
Anderson is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Anderson chips away with some ground and pound.
Watson pulls Anderson in close to prevent any damage.
Watson looking for a sweep. Not yet Watson, not yet.
Anderson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #ES2#
Watson pushes Anderson off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Anderson scores with a one two! Watson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Watson fails in his attempt to clinch. #T3#
Watson tries to clinch up.
Anderson is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Watson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Watson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Watson tries to clinch up but Anderson circles away and keeps his distance.
Anderson swings for the body but Watson moves out of range.
Anderson lands a slapping body shot.
Watson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Anderson.
Anderson scores with a shot to the body.
Anderson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Watson's head.
Anderson looks to land a combination but Watson avoids it well.
Watson fails with an attempt to clinch.
It looked like Anderson was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Watson.
Anderson lands a nice hook to Watson's body. Watson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #T4#
Anderson sizes up Watson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Watson lands with a straight right. Anderson didn't see that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anderson just misses with a punch to the body.
Watson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Anderson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Anderson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Watson.
#TD#
Anderson darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Watson is looking to escape.
Watson is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.#SUB#
Anderson wants to work for an arm triangle but Watson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
#ES2#
Watson manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Anderson keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Watson misses with a straight right. #CL2#
Watson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Anderson, pushing him back against the cage.
Anderson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Watson has Anderson pressed against the cage, preventing Anderson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Watson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anderson's elbow.
A short left from Watson.
Watson misses with a punch on the inside.
Watson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Watson stalls.
Watson has a couple of punches blocked by Anderson.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Watson.
Watson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Anderson gets the underhooks and prevents it.
#T1#
Watson swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Watson working aggressively here.
Watson stalling in the clinch.
Anderson tries to circle away but Watson has him pinned against the cage.
Watson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Anderson blocks an uppercut.
Watson swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Watson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T2#
Anderson is pressed up against the cage. Watson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Anderson down to the mat. Anderson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Watson shoots in looking for a takedown. Anderson tries to sprawl out of it but Watson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Anderson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Anderson is looking to counter punch.
Turd Anderson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thomas Watson.
Watson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Anderson throws a shot from downtown. Watson moves away and avoids it.
Watson wants to clinch.
Anderson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Watson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Watson misses with a left hand
and Anderson counters with a right hand to the body. #T3#
Anderson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Watson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Anderson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Watson manages to avoid it.
Watson misses with a wild body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Watson.
Watson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Watson darts in and clinches Anderson up against the cage.
Watson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Anderson is struggling to control the position.#TD#
Anderson turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Anderson manages to end up in side control.#T4#
Watson tries to escape but Anderson is in control.
Watson struggling a bit here.
Watson is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Anderson has just dragged him back down to the mat.
An elbow from Anderson crashes against the mat.
Watson manages to get back to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson slows the pace down in half guard.
Anderson throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Watson to regain full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Watson wants to sweep here but Anderson controlling him for the moment.
Anderson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Watson's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thomas Watson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Watson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anderson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Watson.
Watson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Anderson swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Watson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Anderson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Anderson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Watson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Anderson is looking to wear down Watson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Anderson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Watson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice uppercut lands for Anderson. That snapped Watson's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Watson gets a clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Anderson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#T1#
Watson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Watson misses with some punches.
Watson can't get the takedown.
Watson misses with a body punch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Watson as Anderson tries to tie him up. #TD2#
Watson turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson tries to improve position but can't.
Anderson manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Anderson makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Anderson.
Anderson keeping moving, preventing Watson from controlling successfully. #T2##SUB#
Watson throws a sloppy strike and Anderson has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Watson is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Anderson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Anderson!
A very excited looking Turd Anderson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
Ascension - 2
Date: Aug 26, 2016 |
#R1#
A jab from Distacio Jr does it's job there.
Anderson jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Distacio Jr swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crunch! Distacio Jr slams his shin into Anderson's torso.
Harry Distacio Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Distacio Jr lands with an overhand left.
The fighters circling - Anderson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Distacio Jr lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Distacio Jr drops his hands momentarily and Anderson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Distacio Jr is looking to land body kicks.
Anderson walks into a jab.
Distacio Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Anderson was well out of range. Poor timing from Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr moves away from the strike by Anderson.
Anderson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Distacio Jr connects with a crisp jab. #T1#
Anderson misses the body punch
and Distacio Jr counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Distacio Jr connects with a crisp jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Distacio Jr.
Anderson defending well as Distacio Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Anderson blocks the body kick.
Distacio Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anderson appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Distacio Jr throws a lazy right hand but Anderson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Distacio Jr misses with a combination
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Distacio Jr's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Distacio Jr's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Harry Distacio Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Anderson ducks under a wild hook from Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Distacio Jr throws a poor cross that misses
and Anderson counters with a straight right hand.#T2#
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anderson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Distacio Jr.
Anderson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Distacio Jr moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A punch combination from Distacio Jr misses.
It looked like Anderson was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Distacio Jr.
Anderson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Anderson swings for the body but Distacio Jr moves out of range.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
Distacio Jr rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Distacio Jr throws a lazy head kick
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Anderson is looking to wear down Distacio Jr with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Distacio Jr displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Anderson. #T3#
Distacio Jr rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Distacio Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Anderson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Distacio Jr pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Anderson back to the cage. Distacio Jr follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Distacio Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Distacio Jr throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anderson.
Distacio Jr looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Distacio Jr lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Anderson at a distance.
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Anderson cracks Distacio Jr with a right hand to the side of the head.#T4#
Anderson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Distacio Jr.
Anderson misses with a jab to the body
and Distacio Jr counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson scores with a hook to the body. Distacio Jr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Distacio Jr swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Anderson.
Distacio Jr is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Anderson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Anderson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Distacio Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Anderson misses with a series of wild punches.
Anderson lands a nice shot to the body.
Distacio Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Distacio Jr misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harry Distacio Jr dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Anderson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Distacio Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Anderson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Distacio Jr scores with a jab.
Distacio Jr lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Distacio Jr connects with the punch.
Anderson tries to move into range but Distacio Jr moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Anderson defending well as Distacio Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Distacio Jr takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson dodges the punch combination from Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It looked like Anderson was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Distacio Jr.
Anderson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#T1#
Anderson throws a right and a left that Distacio Jr avoids nicely.
Distacio Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Distacio Jr.
Anderson attempts a counter takedown but Distacio Jr avoids it well and moves away.
Distacio Jr lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr throws an off balance right hand
and Anderson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A combination from Distacio Jr does no damage.
Anderson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Distacio Jr throws a body shot but no joy.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Distacio Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Distacio Jr swings widly with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Distacio Jr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Distacio Jr tries to clinch but Anderson is having none of it.
Anderson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Distacio Jr sprawls and moves away.
Anderson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Harry Distacio Jr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Distacio Jr!
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
#TD#
Anderson dives in and scores a takedown into Distacio Jr's guard.
Distacio Jr is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Anderson is pushing down on Distacio Jr's leg trying to pass to half guard. Distacio Jr is fighting to maintain full guard but Anderson has managed to sneak the leg through.
Anderson lands strikes from half guard.
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Anderson is working for a kimura but Distacio Jr is defending it quite comfortably.
Distacio Jr is refusing to be controlled, as Anderson sits in half guard. #T3#
Ground and pound from Anderson.
Anderson content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Distacio Jr tries to roll over but Anderson keeps him under control.
Distacio Jr has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Anderson is working away from the top position though.
Anderson trying to control the action but Distacio Jr is working from the bottom. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Anderson is working for a kimura but Distacio Jr is defending it quite comfortably.
#SUB#
Anderson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Distacio Jr sees it coming and defends easily.
Distacio Jr is trying to control but can't.
Distacio Jr pushes Anderson off looking to stand but Anderson dives back in and keeps control.
Distacio Jr wants to improve his position but Anderson is controlling well.
Anderson lands with a punch from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Turd Anderson will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Distacio Jr throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it.
Distacio Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Distacio Jr wants to clinch.
Distacio Jr throws an overhand right that lands on Anderson's shoulder, as Anderson tries to avoid the shot.
Distacio Jr lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Distacio Jr throws a right hand that misses
#TD#
and Anderson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Distacio Jr is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Anderson dives into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#REVB#
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Distacio Jr is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Distacio Jr pushes Anderson away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Anderson gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.#T1#
Anderson working the ground and pound from side control.
Anderson trying to control the action but Distacio Jr is working from the bottom.
Distacio Jr is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#SUB#
Anderson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Distacio Jr is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Distacio Jr gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Distacio Jr wants to control but Anderson is keeping busy.
#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Distacio Jr is looking to improve his position.
Anderson is controlling the pace.
Distacio Jr looks like he's trying to stand up.
Distacio Jr blocking the ground and pound attempt from Anderson.
Anderson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Distacio Jr trying to control here.
#T3#
Anderson looks to land a strike but Distacio Jr avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Anderson postures up and lands a big shot to Distacio Jr's brow.
Distacio Jr trying to control the position.
Distacio Jr wants to sweep here but Anderson controlling him for the moment.
Anderson slips nicely into half guard.
Anderson stops Distacio Jr from getting back to his feet.
Anderson scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T4#
Distacio Jr is trying to stand back up but Anderson is controlling him
Anderson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #ROC#
Distacio Jr is rocked!
Anderson is nestled in close to Distacio Jr, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Distacio Jr is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him?
Anderson lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Distacio Jr! More strikes land and this one is all over! Anderson jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Harry Distacio Jr was interviewed post fight and said 'I should have bought my supplements from LOPS!
http://www.mmatycoon.com/nutritionpublic.php?ncid=2458'.
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Event:
EPL Quarter Final
Date: Jul 13, 2016 |
#R1#
Am throws a wild body kick that Anderson sees coming a mile off.
Anderson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Am moves away.
Anderson misses with a right hand
and Am counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy. #TD2#
Anderson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Am not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Anderson trying to control but Am is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #SUB#
Am is looking to cinch up a triangle. Anderson throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Am's body to avoid the submission. Am has instead reached around Anderson's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Am arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). I Am!
An out of breath and clearly excited I Am thanked Sin City Allstars for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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Event:
Ascension Return of The D
Date: Jun 29, 2016 |
#R1#
Anderson lands a nice hook to Watson's body. Watson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Watson throws a leg kick #TD#
and Anderson counters with a takedown into side control.
Watson is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson scores with punches from side control.
Watson is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Watson managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Anderson.
Watson is looking for a sweep.
Watson dodges the ground and pound from Anderson.
Anderson is working Watson over with some ground and pound from side control. #SUB#
Anderson tries for a kimura but Watson is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Watson is not content to let Anderson control the position. #T1#
Watson is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Anderson creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Watson sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Watson is trying to improve his position.
Anderson cracks Watson with a big elbow.
Watson struggling a bit here.
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Watson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Watson tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Anderson cracks Watson with a big right hand but Watson just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Anderson lands a nice forearm strike. #ROC#
Watson is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Thomas Watson has been cut.
Anderson creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Watson is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him?
Anderson working the head with strikes.
A big shot lands for Anderson! That's hurt Watson! Will he recover? Anderson fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
An out of breath Turd Anderson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
Ascension 350
Date: May 21, 2016 |
#R1#
Söderlund throws a big shot that misses.
Söderlund lands a nice looking body shot.
Söderlund swings away with a body shot that misses
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Söderlund moves to clinch but Anderson breaks away
and Anderson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Anderson steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Söderlund. That one must have hurt.
Anderson misses with a body shot.
Söderlund misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anderson.
Söderlund throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Söderlund throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Söderlund throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Anderson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Anderson avoids a punch combination nicely.
#CL2#
Söderlund closes the distance and clinches.#T1#
Anderson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've been informed that Söderlund has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Söderlund misses with a punch to the body.
Söderlund can't find room to land a body shot as Anderson controls the action.
Söderlund misses with a hook from the clinch.
Söderlund softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Anderson blocks an uppercut.
Söderlund goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Söderlund tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Söderlund misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Söderlund goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Söderlund misses with a body punch.
Söderlund lands a shot to the body.#T2#
Söderlund tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from Söderlund.
Anderson has had enough of the clinch but Söderlund keeps him there for the moment.
Söderlund swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anderson blocking some punches.
Söderlund tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Söderlund fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Söderlund misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson working hard to break the clinch.
Söderlund swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Söderlund fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#T3#
Söderlund tries to work over Anderson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Söderlund lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Söderlund can't find room to land a body shot as Anderson controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Söderlund.
A hook to the body from Söderlund.
Söderlund misses with a hook to the ribs.
Söderlund throws a punch but it's blocked by Anderson.
Söderlund lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Söderlund misses with a short punch on the inside.
Söderlund throws a head punch that misses.
Söderlund misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#T4#
Anderson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Söderlund tries to work over Anderson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Söderlund has a couple of punches blocked by Anderson.
Söderlund throws a punch but it's blocked by Anderson.
Söderlund misses with the head strike.
#TD#
Anderson has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Söderlund is trying to keep an underhook but Anderson manages to get the takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Anderson is looking to pass Söderlund's guard but actually Söderlund recovers to full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Söderlund is trying to keep Anderson in close.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Söderlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mats Söderlund dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Anderson moves out of range of the body kick.
Anderson avoids a punch combination nicely.
A low kick from Söderlund misses #TD#
and Anderson decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Söderlund's guard.
Söderlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
Anderson throws a big elbow that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson stopping the sweep attempt from Söderlund.
Anderson postures up in Söderlund's guard and throws a big left but Söderlund blocks it.
Anderson is working Söderlund over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Anderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Söderlund has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Anderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T1#
Söderlund is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Söderlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Söderlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Söderlund wants to sweep here but Anderson controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Anderson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Söderlund has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Anderson has managed to get both his arms back between Söderlund's legs - danger averted.
Söderlund pulls Anderson in to control the position.
Söderlund tries to land a sweep but no joy.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Anderson works over Söderlund with some ground and pound from guard.
Söderlund seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Anderson scoring with punches to the head and body.
Anderson wants to control from the top but Söderlund keeps moving.
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anderson landing some decent shots from guard.
Anderson throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anderson throws a strike but Söderlund rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Söderlund trying to control the position from guard on top but Anderson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Söderlund controlling from the top position.
Anderson looking for a sweep. Not yet Anderson, not yet.
Anderson is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Anderson wants to sweep here but Söderlund controlling him for the moment.
Söderlund slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Anderson isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Söderlund stacks Anderson on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Söderlund!
Anderson regains half guard there - taking advantage of Söderlund's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Anderson is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Söderlund controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anderson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Söderlund is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Anderson rather than just go for the knockout.
A big right from Anderson misses.
Söderlund swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Söderlund wants to clinch but Anderson slips to the side
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Söderlund digs a good hook to Anderson's body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Söderlund.
Anderson was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Anderson with a nice cross.
The fight stays on the outside here - Söderlund looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson moves out of range as Söderlund throws a body kick.
Söderlund does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
An attempted straight right counter from Anderson misses the target.
Anderson looks to land a left hand but Söderlund moved out of range nicely.#T1#
Söderlund throws a body punch but Anderson moves out of range.
Söderlund wants to clinch.
Söderlund throws a leg kick #TD#
and Anderson counters with a single leg into guard. Söderlund didn't expect that.
Söderlund not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Anderson wants to control from the top but Söderlund keeps moving.
Anderson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Söderlund is keeping the position for now.
Söderlund lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Söderlund trying to control but Anderson is working from the bottom. #T2#
Anderson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Söderlund is one step ahead there.
Söderlund is working Anderson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Söderlund controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB#
Anderson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T3#
Söderlund controls from within his opponent's guard.
Söderlund trying to control the position from guard on top but Anderson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson wants to control but Söderlund passes easily into half guard.
Still in half guard, Söderlund seems content to control.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Anderson misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Söderlund slows the pace down in half guard.
Söderlund wants to free his trapped foot but Anderson is holding on for dear life with his legs. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Anderson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Söderlund.
Anderson lands a nice shot to the body.
Anderson throws a jab when Söderlund was well out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Söderlund.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Söderlund uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Anderson.
Anderson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Anderson swings for the body but Söderlund moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Turd Anderson.
I think Anderson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Event:
Ascension 345
Date: Apr 16, 2016 |
#R1#
Lunar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
#CL2#
Lunar closes the distance and clinches.
Lunar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Lunar prevents Anderson from breaking the clinch.#BC#
Anderson breaks from the clinch.
Anderson misses with a double jab.
Lunar cracks the inside of Anderson's front leg.
Anderson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lunar misses with a kick to the body.
Lunar misses with a lunging right hand
#TD#
and Anderson counters with a shoot takedown. Lunar fights it but they end up in guard.
Lunar working a defensive guard here.
#T1#
Lunar keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson slips nicely into half guard.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but Lunar defending well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Anderson lands a nice short elbow.
Anderson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Anderson is working for a submission of some sort.
#SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura but Lunar is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Anderson to get the leverage. #T2#
Anderson uses his free foot to push down on Lunar's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Lunar. #SUB#
Anderson goes for an armbar but Lunar turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Lunar. #SUB#
Anderson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lunar can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson looking for a sweep. Not yet Anderson, not yet. #T3#
Anderson trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from! #SUB#
Anderson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Anderson wants to sweep here but Lunar controlling him for the moment.
Anderson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lunar's guard. #REVR#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Anderson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Lunar wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anderson controlling from the top position. #T4#
Anderson wants to pass the guard but Lunar is keeping the position.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Lunar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson forces his way into half guard.
Anderson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lunar defending well though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Anderson is just content to waste time from the top position. Lunar takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Anderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Lunar bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Anderson's head.
Lunar throws a lazy head kick
and Anderson counters with a nice body shot.
Anderson jabs Lunar to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Anderson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lunar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lunar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Anderson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lunar thows a leg kick but Anderson checks it
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Anderson scores with the left hand. Lunar knows he should have avoided that one.
Lunar fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A right-left combo lands from Anderson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good leg kick by Lunar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lunar keeps Anderson at a distance using the push kick.
Anderson checks a low kick from Lunar.
Anderson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lunar lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anderson's sensitive parts.
Anderson lunges at Lunar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lunar's hand.
Lunar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lunar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#T1#
Anderson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Anderson slips a straight right by Lunar.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lunar was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Lunar misses with a body punch
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson feints a jab promting Lunar to slip. Anderson then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Lunar slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#ROC#
Lunar is rocked!
Lunar gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Anderson gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd Anderson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
TWGC 10 (170lbs, D1): Finals - Round 1
Date: Mar 20, 2016 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Conor McDonald and Turd Anderson. McDonald comes to the cage accompanied by Hamburger. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Conor McDonald! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Helsinki, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Anderson has closed the distance and engaged McDonald in a clinch.
McDonald has Anderson pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Anderson manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Anderson changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McDonald fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Anderson darts in and clinches McDonald up against the cage.
McDonald gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Anderson.
McDonald works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: McDonald (2) vs (0) Anderson
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson is looking for a triangle but McDonald pushes his legs off easily.
McDonald trying to control the position from guard on top but Anderson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McDonald stopping the sweep attempt from Anderson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald wants to control from the top but Anderson keeps moving.
Anderson wants to sweep but no luck.
McDonald stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Anderson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Anderson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McDonald trying to control the position from guard on top but Anderson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson is looking for a triangle but McDonald pushes his legs off easily.
Anderson keeping moving, preventing McDonald from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to control the position.
McDonald trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McDonald trying to control the position from guard on top but Anderson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson trying to keep a closed guard but McDonald is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson keeping moving, preventing McDonald from controlling successfully.
McDonald wants to pass the guard but Anderson is keeping the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald trying to control but Anderson is working from the bottom.
Anderson lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: McDonald (2) vs (2) Anderson
McDonald not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McDonald looking for subs off his back but Anderson has passed one foot through into half guard.
McDonald trying to control from the bottom.
McDonald is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Anderson stalling away here and it's allowed McDonald to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
McDonald is trying to control the position but Anderson postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: McDonald (2) vs (5) Anderson
Anderson goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, McDonald rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Anderson's guard! Nice work there by McDonald! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: McDonald (4) vs (5) Anderson
McDonald tries to free his leg and advance position but Anderson is retaining full guard.
McDonald advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: McDonald (7) vs (5) Anderson
McDonald working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Anderson tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McDonald working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
McDonald wants to lay and pray for a moment but Anderson keeps working.
McDonald has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Anderson is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. McDonald yanks on the arm and Anderson is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by McDonald.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Conor McDonald!
During a confident post fight interview, Conor McDonald thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
TWGC 10 (170lbs, D1): St Petersburg Qualifier - Round 2
Date: Mar 12, 2016 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Ramazan Temel and Turd Anderson. Turd Anderson acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Ramazan Temel! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Helsinki, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Konstantin Menshow and Dmitry Maklakov.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Temel moves into range and clinches up with Anderson.
Temel manages to pull guard.
Temel keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Temel is trying to control the position here. Anderson has hold of a guillotine from the top though... oh, that looks naaaaasty, will Temel tap? Yes he will! The fight is all over! Anderson jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Turd Anderson!
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Event:
TWGC 10 (170lbs, D1): St Petersburg Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Mar 11, 2016 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Brock Gracie and Turd Anderson. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 2 losses; Brock Gracie! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Helsinki, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Igor Prikhodko and Viktor Lagutenko.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Anderson clinches with his opponent.
Gracie fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Anderson wants the takedown. Gracie is fighting it off but Anderson persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Gracie's guard against the cage. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Gracie (0) vs (2) Anderson
Gracie throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Anderson wants to control from the top but Gracie keeps moving.
Gracie is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Anderson defends well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gracie is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gracie is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Anderson defends well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom.
Gracie not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Anderson slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Gracie really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson drops back looking for a leg! Gracie is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Gracie manages to kick Anderson off! Anderson jumps back into Gracie's guard.
Anderson trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson pushing down on Gracie's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Gracie is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gracie moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Gracie keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gracie's guard.
Gracie is defending against the submission attempts here by Anderson.
Gracie is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Gracie is controlling Anderson's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Anderson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Gracie defends it well.
Anderson is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Gracie! Score +3 for passing guard: Gracie (0) vs (5) Anderson
Anderson is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Gracie has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Anderson looking to control but Gracie is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Anderson has hold of Gracie's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Gracie manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Gracie slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Anderson is working for a submission of some sort.
Anderson wants to pass the guard but Gracie is defending well.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Gracie is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Gracie wants to improve his position but Anderson is controlling well.
Anderson trying to advance position but Gracie counters by regaining guard.
Gracie looking to control.
Gracie looking for a guillotine here but Anderson defends easily.
Anderson pushes down on Gracie's leg and manages to get into half guard.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Anderson is trying to control the action in half guard but Gracie is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Anderson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gracie sees it coming and defends easily.
Gracie trying to control but Anderson postures up.
Anderson trying to control from half guard but Gracie is working away.
Gracie is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are battling for position here. Gracie manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Gracie is trying to control the position but Anderson postures up.
Gracie throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Gracie is trying to keep Anderson in close.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gracie is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Anderson is aware though and is defending well.
Anderson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Anderson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Gracie is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Gracie has escaped and now he's on top! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Gracie (2) vs (5) Anderson
Gracie wants to control from the top but Anderson keeps moving.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Gracie preventing the sweep.
Gracie passes Anderson's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Anderson is controlling Gracie's trapped leg to prevent Gracie from advancing to side control.
Anderson is looking for a sweep. Gracie is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Anderson keeps trying to improve his position.
Anderson actively working from the bottom here.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Gracie seems content to control.
Anderson is trying to control but can't.
Gracie is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Gracie (5) vs (5) Anderson
Gracie goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Anderson turns into him and now he's in Gracie's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Gracie (5) vs (7) Anderson
Anderson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Anderson trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Anderson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gracie's guard.
Anderson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Gracie knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Gracie is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gracie actively working from the bottom here.
Gracie gets back to full guard.
Anderson passes Gracie's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Anderson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Gracie won't allow Anderson to pass to mount.
Gracie is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Anderson pulls his head out easily.
Gracie looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Anderson seems to be looking for submissions.
Anderson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Gracie is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Anderson pulls his head out easily.
Anderson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Gracie tries to roll over but Anderson keeps him under control.
Gracie is trying to control but can't.
Anderson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Anderson wants to free his trapped foot but Gracie is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Anderson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Gracie keeps working.
Anderson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Anderson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Gracie trying to hold on to Anderson's head to control him but Anderson postures up.
Anderson is working for a submission of some sort.
The fighters are battling for position here. Gracie manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Gracie has his foot on Anderson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Anderson works his way back into a safe position though.
Gracie is trying to control the position but Anderson postures up.
Anderson stays in close to Gracie's body and controls the position.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
Gracie controls Anderson momentarily but Anderson frees himself.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Gracie looking to hit a scissor sweep but Anderson is one step ahead there.
Gracie looking to control.
And that's the end of the fight!
Anderson wins on points by 7 to 5.
Turd Anderson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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