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Event:
Holmgang 3
Date: Jul 16, 2016 |
#R1#
PoopyPants scores with a decent looking hook.
PoopyPants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
PoopyPants stuns Toke with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
PoopyPants lands with a cross.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Toke moves out of range.
PoopyPants connects with a right hand. Toke shakes it off.
PoopyPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Toke is landing a low percentage of strikes.#KD2#
PoopyPants lands a left and a right that send Toke crashing to the mat, dazed. PoopyPants thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PoopyPants jabs Toke right on the nose. Toke blinks but takes it well.#ROC2#
Toke is rocked!#CL2#
PoopyPants darts in and clinches Toke up against the ropes.
Oh Toke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Toke pushes PoopyPants back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Toke seems to have got his legs back now.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
PoopyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
PoopyPants lands an elbow just above Toke 's eye.
PoopyPants gets through Toke's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T1#
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants taking a breather.
PoopyPants works on Toke's body with a couple of short punches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
PoopyPants keeps control of Toke as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
PoopyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Toke lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Toke takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Toke's defenses. #BC#
Toke breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Toke on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Toke is breathing heavily.#CL2#
PoopyPants has closed the distance and engaged Toke in a clinch.
Toke wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but PoopyPants has him pressed against the ropes.
PoopyPants tries a body shot but Toke blocks it.
#T2#
Toke lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
PoopyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toke swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice body punch from PoopyPants.
Toke takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Toke has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A right handed body shot lands from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants cracks Toke with a nice body shot.
PoopyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
PoopyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
PoopyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Toke's elbow.
PoopyPants lands with a short shot to the head.
PoopyPants misses with a body punch.
PoopyPants lands a nice uppercut.
PoopyPants lands a shot to the body.#T3#
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
PoopyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
#TD2#
PoopyPants has picked Toke up - he's going for a ride! PoopyPants dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.#SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Toke defends it well.
Toke won't allow PoopyPants to pass to mount.
PoopyPants not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
PoopyPants tries to pass the half guard into mount. Toke knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
PoopyPants controlling the action here.#T4##SUB2#
PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Toke has managed to free his arm - good work.
PoopyPants seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Toke does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
PoopyPants thows a huge punch but Toke dodges it nicely.
Toke might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
PoopyPants is pressing down on Toke's thigh, looking to free his foot. Toke is holding on for now. #SUB2#
PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Toke has managed to free his arm - good work.
PoopyPants is trying to control the action in half guard but Toke is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
PoopyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Toke throws an uppercut from half a mile away. PoopyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Toke wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
PoopyPants has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
PoopyPants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants scores with a hook.
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body. Toke takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Toke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Toke on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
PoopyPants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T1#
PoopyPants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Toke half committed to a counter leg kick.#TD2#
PoopyPants shoots in and gets a takedown into Toke's guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Toke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
PoopyPants has gone for a leg lock! Toke slips out almost immediately though and dives into PoopyPants's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
PoopyPants looking for a guillotine here but Toke defends easily.
#SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Toke defends well.
Toke tries to stand but PoopyPants is controlling from the bottom. #T2#
PoopyPants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Toke manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Toke working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
PoopyPants trying to control but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants advances position into side control!
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom. #T3#
PoopyPants tries to score with some ground and pound. Toke controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Toke haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Toke is trying to get back to half guard.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB2#
PoopyPants wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Toke, who protects the arm well.
Toke on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Toke tries to improve position but can't. #SUB2#
PoopyPants tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no PoopyPants has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
PoopyPants trying to control the position but Toke is working away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Toke being controlled for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
PoopyPants moves into range and clinches up with Toke.
PoopyPants tries to work over Toke's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, PoopyPants just misses with a elbow thrown towards Toke's brow.
Toke is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body.#TD2#
PoopyPants lands a takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Toke keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants with a flurry of punches that miss.
PoopyPants sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Toke's guard. #T1#
Toke tries to get to full guard but PoopyPants has control of the leg.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Toke avoiding damage under a succession of punches from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants works his way into full mount! #SUB2#
PoopyPants looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Toke avoids a series of strikes thrown by PoopyPants.
#T2#
PoopyPants is stalling here but it's allowed Toke to get half guard.
PoopyPants wants to free his trapped foot but Toke is holding on for dear life with his legs.
PoopyPants thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Toke's head.
PoopyPants seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
PoopyPants works his way into side control.
PoopyPants working the ground and pound but Toke is defending the strikes. #T3##SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Toke knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
PoopyPants advances nicely into full mount.
PoopyPants wants to take Toke's back but he can't do it this time.
Toke holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as PoopyPants tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
PoopyPants throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Toke because PoopyPants loaded up on that one.
PoopyPants punching from mount but Toke doing a good job of avoiding damage.
BitchFace PoopyPants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
PoopyPants fails to advance to Toke's back.
PoopyPants throwing strikes here but Toke is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
PoopyPants looking to control but Toke is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Poor strikes thrown by PoopyPants there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
PoopyPants takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
PoopyPants wants to control the pace but Toke is squirming around nicely.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
PoopyPants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
And that's the end of the fight!
BitchFace PoopyPants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well PoopyPants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants made sure to mention his sponsor, GREEN!160 in his post fight interview.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 24, 2016 |
#R1#
Toke connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Toke throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A nice combination there by Toke.
Toke connects with the punch.
Toke scores with a jab. Halo acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Halo with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Toke to score with a decent uppercut.
Toke stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Toke wants it to stay on the feet.
Halo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Toke catches Halo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#T1#
Toke Throws a clean left jab. Toke Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Halo's chin! Halo crumbles to the ground and Toke follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Toke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tiki Toke!
Tiki Toke bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Event:
UPG 33 Prelims
Date: May 18, 2016 |
#R1#
Punch fails with an attempt to clinch.
Toke lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#KD2#
Punch lands a big head kick that sends Toke tumbling to the mat! Punch takes a step backwards and waves Toke back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Toke pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Punch tries to counter by closing the distance.
Toke throws a hook but Punch blocks it.
Punch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Punch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL2#
Punch has Toke up against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Punch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
Toke changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Punch fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Punch misses with a hook. Toke ducked under it nicely.
Punch throws a combination. Toke tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Tiki Toke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Punch takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Punch wants to clinch up but Toke keeps it at a distance.
Punch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Toke loads up on a big right hand but Punch slips the punch.#CL2#
Punch closes the distance and clinches.#T1#
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Punch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Punch prevents a body shot from Toke.
Toke is trying to pull guard but Punch has him pressed against the cage.
Punch avoiding damage.
#BC2#
Punch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Punch takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Funky Punch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Punch dodges the punch combination from Toke.
Punch wants to slow Toke down by chopping away at his legs.
Toke throws a body shot but no joy.
Punch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Punch is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T2#
Toke lands a nice shot that snaps Punch's head back.
Punch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Toke.
Toke pivots, looking for a leg kick but Punch is out of range and Toke settles back down.
Punch wants to counter the offense by Toke and move into the clinch position.
A slow jab from Punch misses its intended target.
Punch throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Toke counters with a straight right hand.
Toke throws a head kick that misses.
Toke looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Punch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toke throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Toke is trying hard to land a takedown here. Punch sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiki Toke. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Toke swings for the body but Punch moves out of range.
Toke throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Punch tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Toke paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Toke half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Punch takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Punch tries to clinch there but Toke circles away.
#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Punch has knocked Toke down with a huge combo! Punch steps away and waves a wobbly Toke back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Toke is rocked!
Toke is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Punch looks to land a combination but Toke avoids it well.
Oh Toke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T3##CL2#
Punch has managed to clinch.
Toke seems to have got his legs back now.#BC#
Toke breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Toke cracks Punch with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Toke.
Punch throws a sloppy head kick and Toke moves out of range easily.
Toke gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Funky Punch!
After the fight, Funky Punch was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Event:
UPG 28
Date: Apr 16, 2016 |
#R1##CL#
Jones takes the fight into the clinch.
Toke wants to stall.
Toke prevents a body shot from Jones.
Toke's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jones is working Toke over against the cage.
Toke is looking to take this one to the mat.
Toke tries to pull guard but Jones won't allow it.
Toke tries to break the clinch but Jones is controlling the position.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Toke blocking some punches.
Toke fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Achilles Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tiki Toke.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Toke goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jones prevents it.
#TD2#
Toke pulls guard successfully.
Jones has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Toke has his foot on Jones's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jones works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Toke is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Toke not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#T1##SUB2#
Toke working for a triangle but Jones defends it easily.
#SU#
Jones stands up from Toke's guard - Jones perhaps looking for a knockout.
Jones throws a right and a left that Toke avoids nicely.
Toke tries to clinch there but Jones circles away.
Jones chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jones.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Toke has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jones lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Toke circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Toke doesn't seem bothered though. #CL#
Jones forces Toke back against the cage and clinches.#T2#
Toke is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Jones to keep the fight standing.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
Jones misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Jones tries to work over Toke's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones misses with some punches.
Toke blocking some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toke swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Toke tries to throw a body punch but Jones avoids it by throwing Toke back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jones.
Jones trying to stall but Toke improves his position.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Toke fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Toke lands with a left to the head.
Toke lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Toke has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jones avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Toke tries to pull guard but Jones forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Jones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jones. #T3#
Jones gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Toke.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Toke uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones misses with some punches.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones prevents Toke from breaking the clinch.
Jones tries to work over Toke's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Toke.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Toke's elbow.
Jones softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones lands a right hand.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jones.
Toke looks winded!
Jones lands a hook that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
Jones lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jones tries to work over Toke's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Toke backwards. #T4#
Toke wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A body shot lands from Jones.
Jones digs a right hand into Toke's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Toke's gas tank.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
Jones lands a right hand that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
Jones scores with a shoulder strike.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
Jones lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jones lands with a left to the head.
A shot in the inside from Jones. #ROC#
Toke is rocked!
Jones lands a right hand that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
Toke is still on wobbly legs! Can Jones finish him?
Jones misses with a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Jones.
Jones loads up on a right hand - it lands flush and knocks Toke senseless! What a punch!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Achilles Jones!
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