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Event:
GKNY 101-Durden vs Shamkhalaev
Date: Nov 19, 2016 |
#R1#
Bloonkers slips under a jab from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #TD#
Bloonkers dives in and scores a takedown into Tiddlywinks's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bloonkers accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bloonkers tries to free his leg and advance position but Tiddlywinks is retaining full guard.
Bloonkers not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Bloonkers stops Tiddlywinks from standing up. #ES2#
Tiddlywinks has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Bloonkers is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Tiddlywinks is defending well.#BC2#
Tiddlywinks breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #TD#
Bloonkers looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiddlywinks is trying to stand.
#T1#
Bloonkers winds up and cracks Tiddlywinks with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #ES2#
Tiddlywinks kicks off Bloonkers and gets to his feet.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tiddlywinks wants to slow Bloonkers down by chopping away at his legs.
Bloonkers half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bloonkers walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bloonkers throws a push kick but Tiddlywinks slaps the foot to one side.
Tiddlywinks swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.#TD#
Bloonkers scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. #ES2#
Tiddlywinks manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks fails to land with a series of punches.
Tiddlywinks lunges at Bloonkers with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bloonkers's hand.
A big left from Tiddlywinks misses.
Tiddlywinks lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #CUT2#
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bloonkers throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bloonkers is looking to land body kicks.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks swinging wildly here.
Roger Tiddlywinks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
A punch combination from Tiddlywinks misses. #CL#
Bloonkers rushes Tiddlywinks and presses him up against the cage.
Bloonkers wants a takedown but no success here.
Tiddlywinks is trying to break free.#BC#
Bloonkers breaks from the clinch.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Tiddlywinks finds it's way through Bloonkers's defenses.
Bloonkers takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bloonkers looks for the body kick but Tiddlywinks saw that one coming.
Tiddlywinks is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bloonkers slips under a jab.#T4#
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that Bloonkers avoids nicely.
Bloonkers misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers tries to counter by clinching up but Tiddlywinks breaks away and moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bloonkers misses with a few strikes there.
A good leg kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws out a leg kick but Bloonkers moves out of range and Tiddlywinks only half commits.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but Bloonkers moves out of range.
Bloonkers half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bloonkers backs up against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tiddlywinks moves out of range of the body kick.
Bloonkers checks the leg kick nicely there.
Tiddlywinks tries to land a front kick but Bloonkers steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And Tiddlywinks responds with a good body kick, but Bloonkers manages to step out the way in time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roger Tiddlywinks dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barbie Bloonkers's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bloonkers fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tiddlywinks has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Bloonkers throws a counter high kick but Tiddlywinks was just alert enough to avoid it.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bloonkers uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tiddlywinks.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tiddlywinks throws a front kick aimed at Bloonkers's knee but Bloonkers avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch lands to the side of Tiddlywinks 's head but he takes it in his stride.
No joy there for Tiddlywinks, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tiddlywinks looks to land a left hand but Bloonkers moved out of range nicely.
Bloonkers looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
#T1#
Bloonkers lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tiddlywinks at a distance.
Tiddlywinks looks for the body kick but Bloonkers saw that one coming.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks stuffs the takedown.
Tiddlywinks throws a right hand that Bloonkers ducks under and follows up with a left that Bloonkers also avoids with ease.
Bloonkers avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Crunch! Bloonkers slams his shin into Tiddlywinks's torso.
Bloonkers avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Sloppy strikes from Bloonkers. Those never looked like landing.
Tiddlywinks misses with a hook. Bloonkers ducked under it nicely.
Bloonkers changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Bloonkers throws a push kick but Tiddlywinks slaps the foot to one side.
A lazy left from Tiddlywinks finds it's target.
Bloonkers showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tiddlywinks.
#T2#
Tiddlywinks listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bloonkers misses with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that Bloonkers avoids nicely.
Bloonkers throws the kick towards the body but Tiddlywinks avoids it.
Tiddlywinks fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bloonkers is out of range.
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.
Bloonkers drops his hands momentarily and Tiddlywinks takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tiddlywinks will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bloonkers changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Bloonkers with a poor takedown
and Tiddlywinks counters with a one-two to the body.
Tiddlywinks swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tiddlywinks throws the kick towards the body but Bloonkers avoids it.#T3#
Tiddlywinks fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bloonkers has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice shot by Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks avoids a kick to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Bloonkers moves out of range easily.
Bloonkers wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bloonkers throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
Bloonkers goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks jabs at Bloonkers's body.
Tiddlywinks throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
#CL#
Bloonkers instigates a clinch.
Bloonkers wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Barbie Bloonkers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bloonkers is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Tiddlywinks gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Tiddlywinks wants to get back to striking at distance but Bloonkers won't allow it.
#T4##BC#
Bloonkers's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bloonkers. Tiddlywinks shrugs it off though.
Tiddlywinks throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bloonkers is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A punch combination from Bloonkers misses.
That kick from Tiddlywinks tenderised Bloonkers's leg. Bloonkers is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tiddlywinks connects with the punch.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roger Tiddlywinks showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Barbie Bloonkers's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick that misses.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A swing and a miss from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A big left from Bloonkers misses.
Bloonkers works over Tiddlywinks's head and body with a nice combination.
A bone on bone clash there as Bloonkers blocks the leg kick.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks just misses with a punch to the body.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bloonkers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks tries to bum rush Bloonkers with a series of wild strikes but Bloonkers uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bloonkers appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Tiddlywinks checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bloonkers tries to close the distance and clinch but Tiddlywinks swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A slow jab from Bloonkers misses its intended target. #T1#
Tiddlywinks swats away the attempt to clinch by Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
A quick step to the side and Bloonkers tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tiddlywinks takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bloonkers lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tiddlywinks fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
No joy there for Bloonkers, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
It looked like Bloonkers was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Tiddlywinks misses with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks. #CL#
Bloonkers clinches up with Tiddlywinks and pushes him back against the cage.#T2#
Tiddlywinks gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bloonkers.
#BC#
Bloonkers breaks the clinch.
#CL#
Bloonkers pushes Tiddlywinks up against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Bloonkers breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tiddlywinks swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#CL#
and Bloonkers counters by moving into the clinch.
Tiddlywinks is trying to force a seperation but Bloonkers has the dominant position.#BC2#
Tiddlywinks's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bloonkers lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that Bloonkers semi-blocks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T3#
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bloonkers on the side of the head.
Bloonkers misses with a straight right.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick
and Bloonkers counters with a body kick.
Bloonkers takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bloonkers stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks is looking to score with low kicks.
Bloonkers throws a big counter combination but Tiddlywinks scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bloonkers steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tiddlywinks. That one must have hurt.
Tiddlywinks tries to bum rush Bloonkers with a series of wild strikes but Bloonkers uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bloonkers throws a hook but Tiddlywinks blocks it.
Bloonkers blocks a jab.
Tiddlywinks lands with a nice body kick.
Bloonkers misses with the combination.
Tiddlywinks looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T4#
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but Bloonkers avoids them all with ease.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but Bloonkers avoids them all with ease.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bloonkers fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tiddlywinks manages to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
A head kick by Bloonkers misses
and Tiddlywinks counters with a straight right hand.
Barbie Bloonkers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tiddlywinks looks to land a right hand but Bloonkers moved out of range.
Bloonkers tries to counter with a takedown but Tiddlywinks is quick to defend against it.
Bloonkers fails with a takedown attempt.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
And that's the end of the fight!
Roger Tiddlywinks comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Tiddlywinks winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roger Tiddlywinks!
Roger Tiddlywinks looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
The defeated Barbie Bloonkers had this to say: 'I'm gay.'.
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Event:
GKNY 95 - Campbell v Skog
Date: Oct 19, 2016 |
#R1#
Bloonkers throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tua counters with a nice uppercut.
Bloonkers throws a body shot but no joy.
Bloonkers keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tua .
Bloonkers has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tua takes a head kick and keeps coming.
#CUT2#
It looks like David Tua has been cut.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Bloonkers throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Tua misses.
Bloonkers throws a big counter head kick but Tua avoids it with no problem.
Tua misses with a looping left.
Tua throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bloonkers connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but Tua moves out of range.
Tua lands a nice shot that snaps Bloonkers's head back.
Tua pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bloonkers ducks under a wild hook from Tua .#T1#
A head kick by Tua misses
and Bloonkers counters with a nice kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tua .
Bloonkers misses with a shot to the body
and Tua counters with a stiff right hand. #KD2#
Bloonkers knocks Tua to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bloonkers working away.#SU2#
Bloonkers decides to stand up, so the ref orders Tua to his feet.
Bloonkers lands a body shot.
#CL2#
Bloonkers gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Tua is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Bloonkers goes for a takedown attempt but Tua pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Bloonkers throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.#T2#
Nice defenses there by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Bloonkers misses with an uppercut. Tua saw that one coming.
Bloonkers lands with a kick to the temple. Tua shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bloonkers throws a right and a left that Tua avoids nicely.
Bloonkers moves out of range as Tua strikes.
Bloonkers is looking for the big counter here.
Tua lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
#CUT#
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tua .
A swing and a miss from Tua .
Tua smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
#KD#
Tua drops Bloonkers with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bloonkers looks back up at him and smiles so Tua waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
#T3#
Bloonkers takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tua throws a head kick that misses.
Tua lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#ROC#
Bloonkers is rocked!
Bloonkers is holding his hands too far apart here. Tua throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Bloonkers is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Tua !
An out of breath David Tua thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Barbie Bloonkers spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm gay.'.
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Event:
GKNY 89 - Campbell v Markovic
Date: Sep 10, 2016 |
#R1#
Bloonkers pushes Rougeau away with a front kick.
Sloppy strikes from Bloonkers. Those never looked like landing.
Bloonkers connects with a body shot.
Bloonkers wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rougeau closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bloonkers counters with a right hand to the body.
Rougeau is breathing heavily.
Jab, jab by Rougeau - just one landing.
Rougeau takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rougeau. Bloonkers does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bloonkers.
Nice body kick there by Bloonkers.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#KD2#
A jab-cross combination lands for Bloonkers and sends Rougeau crashing to the mat! Bloonkers follows him down to the mat - Rougeau regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet! #CUT2#
It looks like Jacques Rougeau has been cut.#SU2#
Bloonkers stands up from half guard.
Rougeau is aggressively charging in as Bloonkers backs up avoiding any damage. Bloonkers tosses out a jab and Rougeau runs right into it face first! Rougeau is out cold! Bloonkers dropped down on all fours and is barking in Rougeau's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Barbie Bloonkers!
In his post fight interview, Barbie Bloonkers started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Event:
GKNY 82 - Gumption v Great
Date: Jul 27, 2016 |
#R1#
Bloonkers goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#CUT#
It looks like Luke Campion has been cut.
Campion takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Campion throws a sloppy head kick and Bloonkers moves out of range easily.
Bloonkers is looking for a counter combo.
A left lands for Bloonkers.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#TD#
Bloonkers has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Campion regains guard immediately.
Bloonkers has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Campion isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Bloonkers stacks Campion on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Bloonkers!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SU#
Bloonkers decides to stand back up.
Bloonkers throws a quick inside leg kick.
Barbie Bloonkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers misses with a few strikes there.
Campion wants to counter the offense by Bloonkers and move into the clinch position.#T1#
Decent striking displayed by Bloonkers there.
Bloonkers finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bloonkers has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center in the buildup to the fight.
Bloonkers fails to land with a series of punches.
Bloonkers swinging wildly here.
Bloonkers throws the kick towards the body but Campion avoids it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Campion changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Campion tries to clinch up but Bloonkers circles away and keeps his distance.
Bloonkers lands a jab to the head.
Campion looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#TD2#
Campion shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bloonkers's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Campion won't allow Bloonkers to get back to his feet. #T2#
Campion working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Campion forces his way into half guard.
Bloonkers looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bloonkers has hold of Campion's hands but Campion slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Campion not landing any meaningful shots this time. #SUB2#
Campion is looking for a kimura but Bloonkers is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Campion to get the leverage.
Bloonkers pushes Campion off looking to stand but Campion dives back in and keeps control.
Bloonkers has hold of Campion's hands but Campion slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#ES#
Bloonkers pushes Campion off and gets back to his feet.#T3#
Campion has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Campion chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bloonkers can pounce on him.
Campion throws a front kick aimed at Bloonkers's knee but Bloonkers avoids it well.
Bloonkers throws a series of strikes that have Campion backpedaling.
Bloonkers throws a sloppy head kick and Campion moves out of range easily.
Campion pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Campion fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bloonkers walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Campion checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Campion doesn't manage to clinch there - Bloonkers circles away.
Bloonkers avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bloonkers misses with a wild body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bloonkers throws a series of punches but Campion avoids them all with ease. #T4#
Campion looks for a takedown but Bloonkers sprawls well.#KD#
Bloonkers lands a high kick to the side of Campion's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Bloonkers dives into guard, looking to finish.#SU#
Bloonkers stands up and waves to Campion to follow him.
No joy there for Campion, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bloonkers tries to land a front kick but Campion steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Campion on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bloonkers misses with a leg kick.
Campion is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Bloonkers dips to his left and cracks Campion with an uppercut!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Campion moves in looking to clinch but Bloonkers pushes him off.
Bloonkers moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bloonkers's corner calls for a 1-2. Bloonkers obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barbie Bloonkers dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Luke Campion's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##KD2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Campion drops Bloonkers with a beautiful combination! Bloonkers stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Campion is looking for the KO!#CUT2#
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Campion.
Campion misses with a head kick.
Barbie Bloonkers is winning the standup battle so far.
Bloonkers delivers a nice body kick.
Campion misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Bloonkers to counter with a crisp jab.
Campion is looking to clinch.
Bloonkers is looking to counter with a body kick.
Bloonkers connects with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Campion blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Campion throws a right and a left that both miss.
and Bloonkers counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Campion! He's just covering up as Bloonkers starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barbie Bloonkers!
Barbie Bloonkers was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Luke Campion spoke after the fight, saying 'Congratulations to my opponent. He was the better man today. Now I go back to training to make sure that I'm the better man tomorrow. Thanks to the fans for all of their support.'.
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Event:
GKNY 77 - Gumption v Mencken
Date: Jun 25, 2016 |
#R1#
Nice jab there from Tiddlywinks. #CUT2#
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Bloonkers scores with a push kick.
Tiddlywinks checks a low kick from Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tiddlywinks counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bloonkers goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bloonkers fails to land the takedown.
Bloonkers tries to bum rush Tiddlywinks with a series of wild strikes but Tiddlywinks uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bloonkers takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bloonkers throws a leg kick but Tiddlywinks moved away.
A little jabbing left from Tiddlywinks on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.
A head kick from Tiddlywinks lands but Bloonkers takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tiddlywinks swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bloonkers.
Nice defenses there by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers is looking for a counter combo.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tiddlywinks has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#T1#
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks connects with a leg kick. Bloonkers looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tiddlywinks throws a push kick but Bloonkers slaps the foot to one side.
Tiddlywinks connects with a nice looking jab.
Tiddlywinks blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a right and a left that Tiddlywinks avoids nicely.
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
Barbie Bloonkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Tiddlywinks throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Bloonkers is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Roger Tiddlywinks!
Post fight, an emotional Roger Tiddlywinks said 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
The defeated Barbie Bloonkers had this to say: 'I'm gay.'.
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Event:
GKNY 72 - Fist V Sha
Date: May 21, 2016 |
#R1##TD2#
Bloonkers closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Great is refusing to be controlled, as Bloonkers sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Bloonkers is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Great is just riding it out for now. Bloonkers eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Great looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Great actively working from the bottom here.
Bloonkers is trying to control the action in half guard but Great is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T1#
Great wants to control but Bloonkers is keeping busy.
#SUB#
Great actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Bloonkers is looking for a kimura but Great is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Bloonkers to get the leverage.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Bloonkers lands a nice short elbow.
Great is not content to let Bloonkers control the position.
Great is looking to improve his position.
Bloonkers is stalling here. Great is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Bloonkers seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Great has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work. #T2##SUB#
Great tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Great tries for a kimura but Bloonkers is defending well.
Bloonkers struggling a bit here.
Bloonkers wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!#SUB#
Great tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Great working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T3##SUB#
Great tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Great has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Bloonkers is trying to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bloonkers regains half guard there - taking advantage of Great's attempt to lay and pray for a moment. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bloonkers pushes Great off looking to stand but Great dives back in and keeps control.
Bloonkers felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Bloonkers trying to control from the bottom.
Great stops Bloonkers from getting back to his feet.
We've been hearing good reports from Great's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Great tries to pass to full mount but Bloonkers defends it. #SUB#
Great is working for a submission of some sort.
#SUB#
Great is looking for a kimura here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cyrus Great dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
#TD2#
Bloonkers shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ES#
Great kicks off Bloonkers and gets to his feet.
Great blocks the body kick.
Great scores with a body shot.
#TD2#
Bloonkers closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Bloonkers lands in his opponent's guard.#ES#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Great manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC2#
Bloonkers breaks the clinch.
Great jabs at Bloonkers's body.
Bloonkers throws a body kick that misses.
As Bloonkers looks to move away, Great throws a big counter combo but Bloonkers just gets out of the way.#T1##TD2#
Bloonkers decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Bloonkers looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Great has hold of Bloonkers's hands but Bloonkers slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB2#
Bloonkers wants to work for an arm triangle but Great is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Great is looking for a sweep. Bloonkers is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Great trying to get back to full guard but Bloonkers takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Bloonkers controlling the position easily from mount.
Great is squirming around, avoiding Bloonkers's attempts to control the action. #T2#
Great wants to control but Bloonkers is having none of it.
Great manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Bloonkers prevents Great from improving his position.
Bloonkers looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Bloonkers lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #SUB#
Great looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T3##SUB#
Great looking for submissions off his back.
Great wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Great is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bloonkers pulls his head out easily.
Great is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bloonkers content to control rather than advance. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Let's hope that Bloonkers has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Great tries to get to full guard but Bloonkers has control of the leg.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#SUB#
Great looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Bloonkers trying to control the action but Great is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Cyrus Great will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Great is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bloonkers.
Decent striking displayed by Great there.#CUT#
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Great dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bloonkers throws a leg kick that is checked
and Great counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bloonkers tries to land a body kick
and Great counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Great feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bloonkerss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A low kick from Bloonkers misses
and Great counters with a nice uppercut.
Bloonkers uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Great.
Bloonkers wants to land a leg kick but Great is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers lands a high kick!
Bloonkers bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A thudding body kick lands there by Bloonkers!
A head kick by Bloonkers misses
and Great counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#T1#
Bloonkers throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
enabling Great to counter with a crisp jab.
Bloonkers looks to land a body kick but Great moved away.
Great swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bloonkers looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Great misses with a looping right.
Bloonkers is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Great throws an overhand right that lands on Bloonkers's shoulder, as Bloonkers tries to avoid the shot.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bloonkers throws a leg kick that is checked
and Great counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bloonkers misses with the body kick
letting Great counter with a right hand.
Bloonkers throws a right and a left that Great avoids nicely.
Great misses with a looping left.
Bloonkers throws a front kick aimed at Great's knee but Great avoids it well.
Great appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#T2##TD2#
Bloonkers shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Bloonkers was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#ES#
Great throws Bloonkers to one side and escapes!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
Great lands with a nice combination. Bloonkers backs away looking to recover.#TD2#
Bloonkers shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#SUB#
Great is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bloonkers pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Great is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bloonkers pulls his head out easily. #T3##ES#
Great has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Bloonkers is on him like a limpet, forcing Great back against the cage.
Great tries to pull guard but Bloonkers won't allow it.
Great fails to pull guard.
#TD#
Great ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Great no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Great working for a triangle but Bloonkers defends it easily.
Great looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bloonkers is one step ahead there.
Cyrus Great overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bloonkers controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T4#
Bloonkers scoring with punches to the head and body.
Bloonkers content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Bloonkers wants to control from the top but Great keeps moving.
Barbie Bloonkers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bloonkers distracts Great with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Great preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #SUB#
Great has his foot on Bloonkers's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bloonkers works his way back into a safe position though.
Bloonkers showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Cyrus Great is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bloonkers pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Great is keeping the position for now.
And that's the end of the fight!
Cyrus Great showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Great has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:28
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cyrus Great!
During a confident post fight interview, Cyrus Great thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Barbie Bloonkers was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm gay.'.
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Event:
GKNY 66 - Great V Cruz
Date: Apr 16, 2016 |
#R1#
Bloonkers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but VaraKolaudov moves away.
VaraKolaudov is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
VaraKolaudov takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
#CUT#
It looks like Mawzer VaraKolaudov has been cut.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
VaraKolaudov is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
VaraKolaudov checks a leg kick.
Bloonkers throws a sloppy head kick
and VaraKolaudov counters with a three punch combo that has Bloonkers backing up. Bloonkers nods at VaraKolaudov to acknowledge the strikes.
Barbie Bloonkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bloonkers - that will leave a mark!
Bloonkers tries to land a front kick but VaraKolaudov steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
As Bloonkers backs off VaraKolaudov throws a huge counter combo but Bloonkers manages to avoid it all.
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
VaraKolaudov shapes to counter with a head kick.
Bloonkers shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. VaraKolaudov eats them both and turns towards Bloonkers to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.#T1#
Bloonkers cracks the inside of VaraKolaudov's front leg.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromVaraKolaudov.
VaraKolaudov avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
VaraKolaudov is looking for the big counter here.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bloonkers.
Bloonkers looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
VaraKolaudov is looking for the big counter here.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that VaraKolaudov has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
VaraKolaudov checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers throws a good cross that connects.
VaraKolaudov avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
#T2#
Bloonkers throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bloonkers chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A jab lands there for Bloonkers.
VaraKolaudov takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
#CUT#
That has opened up Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bloonkers throws a leg kick
and VaraKolaudov counters with a one-two to the body.
VaraKolaudov tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bloonkers is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bloonkers lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bloonkers throws a big shot that misses.
Bloonkers finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bloonkers swings widly with a right hand
and VaraKolaudov counters with a left and a right that stings Bloonkers. #T3#
Bloonkers throws a half hearted mid kick.
VaraKolaudov let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bloonkers misses with an uppercut.
VaraKolaudov doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Some bone on bone action there as VaraKolaudov checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bloonkers misses with the body kick
and VaraKolaudov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
VaraKolaudov takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bloonkers waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract VaraKolaudov.
Bloonkers lands a head kick!
Bloonkers delivers a nice body kick.
Bloonkers throws a right hand that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crunch! Bloonkers slams his shin into VaraKolaudov's torso.#T4#
Bloonkers is looking to land body kicks.
Some bone on bone action there as VaraKolaudov checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
VaraKolaudov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bloonkers throws a low kick but it's checked well by VaraKolaudov.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A clash of legs there as VaraKolaudov blocks the low kick.
As Bloonkers backs off VaraKolaudov throws a huge counter combo but Bloonkers manages to avoid it all.
Bloonkers wants to land a leg kick but VaraKolaudov is out of range.
Bloonkers pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bloonkers lands with a nice body kick.
Bloonkers throws a wild body kick that VaraKolaudov sees coming a mile off.
Bloonkers getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bloonkers misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barbie Bloonkers dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Bloonkers throws a series of punches but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a left and a right that stings Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers throws a body shot but no joy.
Bloonkers scores with a leg kick.
Bloonkers pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bloonkers swings widly with a right hand
and VaraKolaudov counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Despite the aggression on VaraKolaudov's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bloonkers swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bloonkers bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.#T1#
Bloonkers lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Barbie Bloonkers is winning the standup battle so far.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a push kick but VaraKolaudov slaps the foot to one side.
VaraKolaudov throws a counter combo.
VaraKolaudov blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
VaraKolaudov avoids a kick to the body.
Bloonkers's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Bloonkers lands a head kick. VaraKolaudov smiles back at him and beckons him forward. #CUT#
The cut above Mawzer VaraKolaudov's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bloonkers. VaraKolaudov shrugs it off though.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that half lands.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bloonkers lands with a nice combination. VaraKolaudov backs away looking to recover.#ROC#
VaraKolaudov is rocked!#CUT#
Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Sloppy strikes from Bloonkers. Those never looked like landing.
As Bloonkers backs off VaraKolaudov throws a huge counter combo but Bloonkers manages to avoid it all.
VaraKolaudov is still on wobbly legs! Can Bloonkers finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bloonkers tries a head kick but it misses.
VaraKolaudov raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.#T2#
Bloonkers looking to land some kicks to the body here.
VaraKolaudov throws a big counter head kick but Bloonkers avoids it with no problem.
VaraKolaudov seems to have recovered his senses.
VaraKolaudov avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bloonkers, right into the meat.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers scores with a head kick.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Barbie Bloonkers!
Barbie Bloonkers bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Mawzer VaraKolaudov had this to say: 'Wasn't my destiny to win I had fun regardless its about the journey my friends'.
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Event:
GNKY 61 - Fist V Hood
Date: Mar 30, 2016 |
#R1#
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Joe fails with the takedown
and Bloonkers counters with a one-two to the body.
Joe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Bloonkers to counter with a crisp jab.
Joe drops his hands momentarily and Bloonkers takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Joe tries to score with a low kick but Bloonkers moves his leg out of the way.
Bloonkers steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Joe.
Bloonkers walks into a left hand.
Joe missing with a left hand there. Bloonkers was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bloonkers wants to counter the offense by Joe and move into the clinch position.
Joe misses with a looping left.
Joe misses with a wild combination.
Bloonkers moves forwards but Joe connects with a nice, crisp jab.#CUT#
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Joe misses with a double jab.
Bloonkers on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
Bloonkers lands with a straight right. Joe didn't see that one coming.#T1#
Bloonkers moves out of range as Joe strikes.
Joe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Joe swings widly with a right hand
and Bloonkers counters with an outside leg kick.
Bloonkers throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It looked like Joe wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bloonkers shoots in looking for a takedown. Joe tries to sprawl out of it but Bloonkers keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Joe manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bloonkers takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.#KD#
Joe throws a left that rocks Bloonkers and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Joe dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Bloonkers regain composure!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bloonkers wants to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Joe is trying to get an arm triangle but Bloonkers is defending well. #T2#
Bloonkers is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Joe is controlling him well.#SU#
Joe has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Joe changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Joe throws a nice looking combination but Bloonkers bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bloonkers uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Joe.
Joe throws a big shot that misses.
Bloonkers blocks a jab.
Joe lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Joe misses with an uppercut.
Bloonkers is trying to counter with his kicks.
Bloonkers ducks under a wild hook from Joe.
Bloonkers displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Joe throws out the jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Joe scores with a four punch combination!#T3#
Joe throws a front kick aimed at Bloonkers's knee but Bloonkers avoids it well.
Joe on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Joe looks to score with a jab to the body but Bloonkers is just out of range.
Bloonkers unleashes a big counter combination but Joe bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Nice body kick from Bloonkers.
Joe misses with a hook. Bloonkers ducked under it nicely.
Joe fails to land with a series of punches.
Joe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Joe looks to land a right hand but Bloonkers moved out of range.#TD2#
Joe gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Joe looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Joe might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Bloonkers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Joe keeping moving, preventing Bloonkers from controlling successfully.
Bloonkers really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Joe. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T4#
Bloonkers working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #SUB#
Joe escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bloonkers gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bloonkers wants to control from the top but Joe keeps moving.
Joe looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#SUB#
Joe is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Bloonkers has his hands clasped together but Joe extends and breaks Bloonkers's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Joe.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Desert Joe!
Desert Joe decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Barbie Bloonkers had this to say: 'I'm gay.'.
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