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Event:
HI41: Fight and Furious III
Date: Apr 22, 2016 |
#R1#
Tommy Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Theodericus Thundercunt tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tommy Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tommy Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Theodericus Thundercunt's body. Theodericus Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #KD#
Tommy Thundercunt lands a big uppercut and Theodericus Thundercunt crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Theodericus Thundercunt looks OK. Tommy Thundercunt waves Theodericus Thundercunt back to his feet!#ROC#
Theodericus Thundercunt is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Theodericus Thundercunt has been cut.
Tommy Thundercunt measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Theodericus Thundercunt! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 10, 2016 |
#R1#
Snore's corner calls for a 1-2. Snore obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Thundercunt misses with a right hand #KD2#
and Snore counters with a nice right hand that sends Thundercunt toppling to the canvas! Thundercunt scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Snore finish him?!#ROC2#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Snore's coach down at Highland CT & Spar was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Snore's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Thundercunt bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Snore comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Thundercunt falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Thundercunt was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zee Snore!
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Event:
WedFight IV
Date: Apr 06, 2016 |
#R1#
Halla misses with a body shot.
Halla lands a jab to the nose.
Halla swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Halla getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Halla connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Halla connects with a right hand. Thundercunt shakes it off.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A cross from Halla lands.
Halla will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Thundercunt throws out a counter right but Halla avoids it with no problem.
Halla swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Halla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt throws a counter combo.
Halla misses with a hook.#T1#
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Halla scores with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Val Halla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Halla fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt throws out a counter right but Halla avoids it with no problem.
Halla fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Halla wants to clinch up but Thundercunt keeps it at a distance.
Thundercunt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Halla tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Halla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Halla.
Nice cross by Halla.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Halla.
Halla thuds his right hand into Thundercunt's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Halla bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Halla clobbers Thundercunt with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T2#
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Halla moves out of range.
Halla throws a shot to the body.
Halla is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Halla lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Thundercunt takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Halla lands a nice hook to Thundercunt's body. Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Halla misses with a body shot.
Halla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thundercunt! But no joy.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Halla.
A little feinted left hand from Halla on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Halla lands with a nice body punch.
Halla punishes Thundercunt's body with a nice straight punch.#T3#
Thundercunt tries to score with a low kick but Halla moves his leg out of the way.
A looping hook to the body misses from Halla. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Halla tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Halla throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thundercunt.
Halla is looking to wear down Thundercunt with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Thundercunt misses with a combination
and Halla counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Halla is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Halla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Halla swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Halla slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Halla lands a nice looking body shot.
Halla lands a slapping body shot.
Halla throws a right hand that Thundercunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Thundercunt also avoids with ease.
Despite the aggression on Thundercunt's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T4#
Halla scores with a hook to the body. Thundercunt takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thundercunt takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Halla's shoulder, as Halla tries to avoid the shot.
A counter left hand to the body from Halla misses its target.
Halla throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Thundercunt on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Halla swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Halla scores with a nice strike.
Halla cracks Thundercunt with an open hand slap.
Thundercunt moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jab from Halla.
Nice cross by Halla.
Halla getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Val Halla dominated that round.
That's time! Halla's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Halla wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Halla is looking to clinch but Thundercunt is avoiding it.
Halla connects with a body shot.
Thundercunt takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Halla fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Halla swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt flicks out a counter leg kick but Halla steps away.
Halla scores with a shot to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Thundercunt might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Halla has got the better of the exchanges.
Thundercunt throws a right hand that misses
and Halla counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Halla lands a slapping body shot.
Some wild striking there from Halla.
Nice shot by Halla.#T1#
Halla throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Halla with a jab.
Halla avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Halla cracks Thundercunt with an open hand slap.
Halla is looking to clinch.
Halla scores with a jab to the head.
Halla lands a jab to the nose.
Val Halla is winning the standup battle so far.
Halla catches Thundercunt with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Halla lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Val Halla!
After winning the bout, Val Halla thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Highland Island 21
Date: Mar 19, 2016 |
#R1#
Ulfzaar takes a jab right on the kisser.
#CUT2#
It looks like Voljin Ulfzaar has been cut.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt misses with a right hand
and Ulfzaar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Ulfzaar is just out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nice defenses there by Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ulfzaar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Thundercunt misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
Ulfzaar defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand. #T1#
Ulfzaar lands a slapping body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
As Thundercunt tries to get set, Ulfzaar tries to push him back and clinch up but Thundercunt manages to avoid the attempt.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch but Thundercunt is having none of it.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt throws a combination that misses
and Ulfzaar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ulfzaar closes the distance but Thundercunt moves to the side
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ulfzaar counters with a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Thundercunt looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T2##CL#
Ulfzaar clinches up with Thundercunt and pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt working hard to break the clinch.
Ulfzaar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ulfzaar throws a head punch that misses.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Ulfzaar.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt is looking to break free of the clinch but Ulfzaar has double underhooks.
Ulfzaar lands with a light punch inside.
Ulfzaar stalling in the clinch.
#T3#
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ulfzaar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar lands a body punch.
Ulfzaar swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ulfzaar is leaning against Thundercunt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ulfzaar misses with the head strike.
Ulfzaar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards. #ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Ulfzaar lands a body shot.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Ulfzaar finish him?
Thundercunt looks winded!
Ulfzaar unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Thundercunt! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Ulfzaar is unloading with more strikes now! Thundercunt drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Voljin Ulfzaar!
Voljin Ulfzaar retains his heavyweight title!
Voljin Ulfzaar seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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