Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 5
Date: Jul 17, 2016

#R1#
Thundercunt throws a lazy uppercut
and Ulfzaar counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ulfzaar turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Thundercunt misses with a jab to the body
and Ulfzaar counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ulfzaar looks for the body kick but Thundercunt saw that one coming.
Thundercunt throws the left hand but Ulfzaar avoids the punch easily.
Ulfzaar misses with a low kick.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the body #CL#
and Thundercunt counters by clinching up.
Ulfzaar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ulfzaar lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ulfzaar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ulfzaar blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Ulfzaar prevents a body shot from Thundercunt. #T1#
Ulfzaar avoids the elbow strike from Thundercunt, against the cage.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar misses with some punches.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ulfzaar misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ulfzaar.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ulfzaar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Ulfzaar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a nice elbow. #CUT#
It looks like Voljin Ulfzaar has been cut.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ulfzaar blocks an uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T2#
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ulfzaar.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Ulfzaar.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ulfzaar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Ulfzaar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Ulfzaar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ulfzaar misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt presses Ulfzaar against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ulfzaars head.
Ulfzaar has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt pushes Ulfzaar back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Thundercunt. #T3#
Ulfzaar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Ulfzaar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ulfzaar avoids a wild elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar blocks an elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ulfzaar throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
A right hand to the body from Thundercunt.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Ulfzaar looks winded!
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ulfzaar backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a body punch.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Thundercunt throws a big uppercut that drops Ulfzaar! More strikes from Thundercunt and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Ulfzaar lies dazed against the cage as Thundercunt celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 4
Date: Jul 16, 2016

#R1#
Snore scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Thundercunt thuds his right hand into Snore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Snore.#CL#
Thundercunt instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Snore's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Snore escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Snore displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #CUT2#
It looks like Tommy Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snore.
Snore takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A big right from Snore misses.
Snore throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snore uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Snore takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Snore connects with a jab.
Thundercunt lands a jab to the nose.#T1#
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Snore swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fighters circle momentarily. Snore darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Snore throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Snore has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Snore sizes up Thundercunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Thundercunt moves in looking to clinch but Snore pushes him off.
Jab, jab by Thundercunt - just one landing.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Snore throws a body shot but no joy. #CL#
Thundercunt clinches.
Snore working hard to break the clinch.
Thundercunt is leaning against Snore and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Snore.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.#T2#
Thundercunt has Snore pressed against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snore tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt. #BC2#
Snore's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
An inside leg kick lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Snore looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
Good exchange - Thundercunt coming out on top.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Snore looks winded!
Thundercunt measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Snore! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 3
Date: Jul 15, 2016

#R1#
Walker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Walker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab from Walker does it's job there.#CUT2#
It looks like Tommy Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Walker.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Walker lands with a nice body punch.
Thundercunt looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab.
Walker ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Walker scores with a three punch combo!
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Thundercunt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Walker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Thundercunt counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Walker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
As Walker tries to get set, Thundercunt tries to push him back and clinch up but Walker manages to avoid the attempt.
Walker throws a lazy right hand but Thundercunt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thundercunt appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Walker swings widly with a right hand #CL#
and Thundercunt counters by moving into the clinch. #T1#
Walker can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Walker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Walker swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
A body shot lands from Walker.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Walker looks winded!#BC#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt pounces like a tiger and cracks Walker with a vicious hook! Walker is down but not out! Thundercunt follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Tommy Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 2
Date: Jul 14, 2016

#R1#
Klice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Klice misses the body punch
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT#
It looks like Simbo Klice has been cut.#KD#
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Klice crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Klice back to his feet!#ROC#
Klice is rocked!
Klice shoots in for a takedown but Thundercunt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Thundercunt feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Klice is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
The fighters circling - Klice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Klice's jaw. Klice's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Thundercunt does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
After winning the bout, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 1
Date: Jul 13, 2016

#R1#
Lang tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #CL#
Thundercunt closes the distance and pushes Lang back into the cage.
Thundercunt tries to work over Lang's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Lang fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Lang blocks it.
Lang is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Thundercunt to keep the fight standing.
Lang stalling against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD#
Thundercunt drops Lang with a beautiful combination! Lang stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Thundercunt is looking for the KO!#CUT#
It looks like Joe Lang has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lang blocks a leg kick.
A head kick by Lang misses #KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp right hand that drops Lang! Thundercunt lets Lang back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC#
Lang is rocked!#T1#
Lang walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Thundercunt! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Our winner, Tommy Thundercunt, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: Highland Island World 5-Finale
Date: Jun 30, 2016

#R1#
Thundercunt lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Miles Iii was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Miles Iii swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thundercunt walks into a straight right hand from Miles Iii.
Thundercunt with a jab.
Miles Iii misses the shot to the body.
Miles Iii lands with a cross.
Miles Iii finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Miles Iii saw that one coming.
Miles Iii bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Miles Iii ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Miles Iii looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut
and Miles Iii counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Miles Iii on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Miles Iii scores with a jab.
Miles Iii bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Miles Iii seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Thundercunt scores with the left hand. Miles Iii knows he should have avoided that one.
Miles Iii bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It looked like Miles Iii wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Miles Iii on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T1#
Thundercunt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Miles Iii on the side of the head.#CL2#
Thundercunt rushes Miles Iii and presses him up against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Miles Iii avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Miles Iii's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Miles Iii's gas tank.
Miles Iii is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt effectively controlling the action here.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Miles Iii blocks an elbow strike.
Miles Iii misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
It looks like Boobie Miles Iii has been cut.
Thundercunt works on Miles Iii's body with a couple of short punches.
Thundercunt lands a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Miles Iii fails to land. #T2#
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt. #BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#KD2#
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Miles Iii crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Miles Iii back to his feet!
Miles Iii throws a lazy head kick
and Thundercunt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Thundercunt has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Miles Iii gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Miles Iii out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt! Tommy Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
Tommy Thundercunt bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

Event: HI 72 - SUPERFIGHT!
Date: Jun 23, 2016

#R1#
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cabral is looking to counter the offense by Thundercunt and move into the clinch.
Cabral fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cabral.
Cabral uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cabral.
Cabral sets himself, and Thundercunt steps forward looking for the clinch! Cabral avoids it this time.
Good standup being displayed there by Thundercunt as he connects with a hook.
Cabral misses with a hook.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cabral.
Tommy Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt lands with a nice body punch.
A cross from Thundercunt lands.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Cabral fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
We've been told by Cabral's head coaches at Woodhouse's that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cabral ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Cabral counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cabral has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cabral there as he acknowledges the shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Cabral does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Cabral throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cabral misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Cabrals jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T2#
Cabral missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice shot lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Cabral is having none of it.
Cabral is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Cabral moves away from the strike by Thundercunt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cabral swings widly with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt throws the left hand but Cabral avoids the punch easily.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cabral's head backwards.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cabral.
Cabral swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cabral takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Cabral is just out of range.
Cabral is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Thundercunt.#T3#
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cabral misses with a straight left.
Cabral misses with a left hand
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
Thundercunt scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Cabral circles away.
Cabral jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thundercunt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
As Thundercunt tries to get set, Cabral tries to push him back and clinch up but Thundercunt manages to avoid the attempt.
Thundercunt is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Cabral had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Cabral scores with a decent looking hook.#T4#
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Cabral looks to land a right hand but Thundercunt moved out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy right hand. Cabral should have avoided that one.
Thundercunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cabral throws out the jab.
Thundercunt throws out a counter right but Cabral avoids it with no problem.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jab, jab by Thundercunt - just one landing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cabral swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cabral moves away.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
A big left from Cabral misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Thundercunt dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Thundercunt swings for the body but Cabral moves out of range.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thundercunt swings widly with a right hand
enabling Cabral to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#
It looks like Tommy Thundercunt has been cut.
Cabral pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch #CL#
and Cabral counters by clinching up.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cabral or not.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Cabral backwards.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cabral's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cabral tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Cabral trying to stall but Thundercunt improves his position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head. #T1#
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Cabral is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Thundercunt's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Cabral wants to stall.
Cabral tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Cabral back against the cage.
The referee calls for Thundercunt to work.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cabral.
Cabral wants to stall.
Cabral misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cabral.
Cabral lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Nice elbow from Thundercunt.
Cabral misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#KD2#
Thundercunt cracks Cabral with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Thundercunt has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Cabral to stand back up!#ROC2#
Cabral is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Afonso Cabral has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt connects with a body shot.#T2##CL2#
Thundercunt rushes Cabral and presses him up against the cage.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.#KD2#
Thundercunt drops Cabral onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Cabral is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Oh Cabral is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cabral misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Cabral backwards.
Thundercunt pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Cabral out cold! The fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt is the new super heavyweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: HI 68 - Cunt/Zaar
Date: Jun 16, 2016

#R1#
Ulfzaar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Voljin Ulfzaar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ulfzaar throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thundercunt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #CUT2#
It looks like Tommy Thundercunt has been cut.
Ulfzaar throws a lazy uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a series of strikes. Ulfzaar will be more careful next time no doubt.
Thundercunt cracks Ulfzaar with an open hand slap.#CUT#
It looks like Voljin Ulfzaar has been cut.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Ulfzaar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A left lands for Thundercunt.
Nice defenses there by Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar closes the distance looking to clinch #KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp right hand that drops Ulfzaar! Thundercunt lets Ulfzaar back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#T1#
Ulfzaar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thundercunt doesn't seem bothered though.
A jab from Ulfzaar misses.
Ulfzaar throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ulfzaar manages to avoid it.
Ulfzaar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ulfzaar throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.
Thundercunt looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ulfzaar throws a wild body kick that Thundercunt sees coming a mile off.
Ulfzaar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
That kick from Ulfzaar tenderised Thundercunt's leg. Thundercunt is trying to keep his angry face on.#T2#
Ulfzaar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar moves to clinch but Thundercunt breaks away
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
Thundercunt drops his hands momentarily and Ulfzaar takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ulfzaar drops his hands momentarily and Thundercunt takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ulfzaar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Thundercunt on the side of the head.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Ulfzaar slips the punch.#KD#
Thundercunt drops Ulfzaar with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Ulfzaar looks back up at him and smiles so Thundercunt waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Ulfzaar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ulfzaar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thundercunt misses with a hook
and Ulfzaar counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T3#
Thundercunt throws a hook but Ulfzaar avoids it easily.
Ulfzaar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Thundercunt looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sloppy strikes from Ulfzaar. Those never looked like landing.
Ulfzaar scoring well with a low kick there.
Thundercunt is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Ulfzaar.
Thundercunt moves forwards but Ulfzaar connects with a nice, crisp jab.#CL2#
Ulfzaar clinches.
Thundercunt wants to get back to striking at distance but Ulfzaar won't allow it.
Ulfzaar prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to work over Ulfzaar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Good body shot from Thundercunt. #T4#
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Ulfzaar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thundercunt's efforts to push away.
Thundercunt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT#
That has opened up Voljin Ulfzaar's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ulfzaar is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ulfzaar's elbow.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Ulfzaar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ulfzaar tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ulfzaar back against the cage.
Ulfzaar struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ulfzaar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar looks winded!
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
Ulfzaar misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Thundercunt dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Ulfzaar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ulfzaar drops his hands momentarily and Thundercunt takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the body #KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a nice right hand that sends Ulfzaar toppling to the canvas! Ulfzaar scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Thundercunt finish him?!#ROC#
Ulfzaar is rocked!
Thundercunt has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ulfzaar.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the body
and Ulfzaar counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Ulfzaar moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ulfzaar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thundercunt scores with a nice strike.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body. #T1#
Ulfzaar tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Ulfzaar misses with a leg kick #KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a nice right hand that sends Ulfzaar toppling to the canvas! Ulfzaar scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Thundercunt finish him?!#CUT#
The cut above Voljin Ulfzaar's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Ulfzaar throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.
Ulfzaar tries to land a body kick#KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a nice right hand that sends Ulfzaar toppling to the canvas! Ulfzaar scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Thundercunt finish him?!
Ulfzaar is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch up
and Thundercunt counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Tommy Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: HI 63- From the Depths of Hell
Date: Jun 08, 2016

#R1#
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Singh's hands.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Singh avoids it easily.
Thundercunt connects with the punch.
Singh misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
Singh throws a low kick but Thundercunt avoids it.
Singh misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body. Singh takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Singh looks to land a right hand but Thundercunt moved out of range.
Thundercunt connects with a crisp jab.
Thundercunt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt drops Singh with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Singh! Thundercunt dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Thundercunt! Tommy Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: Highland Island World 4
Date: May 28, 2016

#R1##CL#
Whittaker closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the cage.
Whittaker scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Whittaker prevents Thundercunt from breaking the clinch.
Whittaker is trying to maintain a safe position but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns Whittaker into the cage.
Whittaker prevents Thundercunt from breaking the clinch.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Whittaker blocks an elbow strike.
Whittaker trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Whittaker into the cage.
Whittaker working aggressively here.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head. #BC2#
Thundercunt manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Whittaker strikes.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whittaker misses the jab.
Thundercunt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #CUT2#
It looks like Otis Whittaker has been cut.
Whittaker misses with a hook.
Whittaker misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Whittaker defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Whittaker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Whittaker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Whittaker is looking to counter punch.#T1#
Whittaker tries to bum rush Thundercunt with a series of wild strikes but Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Whittaker tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thundercunt drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Whittaker right on the button. Whittaker goes down! Thundercunt follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Thundercunt gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Thundercunt! Tommy Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
Tommy Thundercunt bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Otis Whittaker spoke after the fight, saying 'I felt the tingle, again. Congrats Theo and Ryan!'.

Event: Highland Island World 3
Date: May 14, 2016

#R1#
Ulfzaar tries to clinch up.
Ulfzaar drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CUT2#
It looks like Voljin Ulfzaar has been cut.
A jab from Ulfzaar finds it's way through Thundercunt's defenses. #CUT#
It looks like Tommy Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt throws an off balance right hand #CL#
and Ulfzaar holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ulfzaar can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Ulfzaar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Ulfzaar tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Ulfzaar fails to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt is leaning against Ulfzaar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ulfzaar lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Ulfzaar controls the action.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Thundercunt just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ulfzaar's brow.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt presses Ulfzaar against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ulfzaar throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt. #T1#
Ulfzaar scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Ulfzaar is breathing heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Thundercunt's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ulfzaar backwards.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Ulfzaar's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ulfzaar's gas tank.
Thundercunt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt is leaning against Ulfzaar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch but Ulfzaar keeps him there for the moment.
Thundercunt lands a body punch. #T2#
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Ulfzaar's head.
Ulfzaar blocks an elbow strike.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ulfzaar takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch. #BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #KD2#
Thundercunt feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Ulfzaar sprawling to the canvas! Ulfzaar rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Thundercunt finish him?! #ROC2#
Ulfzaar is rocked!
Ulfzaar walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Thundercunt! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: HI44: Fight & Furious IV
Date: Apr 29, 2016

#R1#
Louiseau looks to clinch
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT#
It looks like Isaijah Louiseau has been cut.
Louiseau shoots and misses #KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp right hand that drops Louiseau! Thundercunt lets Louiseau back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Louiseau stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Louiseau looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Louiseau doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Louiseau out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: HI41: Fight and Furious III
Date: Apr 22, 2016

#R1#
Tommy Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Theodericus Thundercunt tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tommy Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tommy Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Theodericus Thundercunt's body. Theodericus Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #KD#
Tommy Thundercunt lands a big uppercut and Theodericus Thundercunt crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Theodericus Thundercunt looks OK. Tommy Thundercunt waves Theodericus Thundercunt back to his feet!#ROC#
Theodericus Thundercunt is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Theodericus Thundercunt has been cut.
Tommy Thundercunt measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Theodericus Thundercunt! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: HI39: Supremacy in Hayashi
Date: Apr 18, 2016

#R1#
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Norris manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Norris moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromNorris.
Thundercunt seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Norris throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Norris manages to avoid it.
Norris tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CL#
Norris tries to keep at a distance but Thundercunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Norris misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Norris.
Norris misses with a punch to the body.
Norris misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt tries to break free but Norris pushes him back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Norris misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt is trying to push Norris away but Norris has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Norris looks winded!
Norris prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws an elbow but it misses.
Norris takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T1#
Norris tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Norris throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Norris, pushing him back against the cage.
Norris misses with some punches.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Thundercunt throws an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Norris.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Nice elbow from Thundercunt. #CUT#
It looks like Shrek Norris has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Norris takes an elbow to the temple.
Thundercunt is working Norris over against the cage.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land. #T2#
Thundercunt pushes off an throws an elbow but Norris leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Norris appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Norris is looking to score with low kicks.#KD#
Thundercunt cracks Norris with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Thundercunt has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Norris to stand back up!#ROC#
Norris is rocked!
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from hell that sends Norris clean off his feet! He's out cold! Thundercunt stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Highland Island 27
Date: Apr 09, 2016

#R1#
Thundercunt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ivo.
Thundercunt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Ivo ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Ivo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Thundercunt.
A telegraphed right hand from Ivo misses the target.
Thundercunt misses with a jab to the body
and Ivo counters with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Ivo moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ivo.
Ivo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Ivo moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Ivo is just out of range.
A solid body kick from Ivo.
Thundercunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Thundercunt on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ivo. Ivo obviously looking to wear him down. #T1#
Thundercunt slips a jab from Ivo.
Ivo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Ivo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ivo connects with a body shot that sends Thundercunt's belly button to the back.
Ivo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thundercunt.
A jab from Thundercunt finds it's way through Ivo's defenses. #CUT2#
It looks like Anthony Ivo has been cut.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Anthony Ivo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ivo misses with an uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a right hand to the body.
Ivo staying out of range there.
Thundercunt misses with a hook. Ivo ducked under it nicely.
Ivo swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice uppercut lands for Ivo. That snapped Thundercunt's head back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ivo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ivo thumps Thundercunt with a low kick.
Ivo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ivo scores with a kick to the midsection.#T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Ivo. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ivo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Thundercunt. That did some damage!
Thundercunt throws a head kick that misses
and Ivo counters with a low kick, right behind Thundercunt 's knee.
Thundercunt misses with a left hand
and Ivo makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.#KD2#
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Ivo crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Ivo back to his feet!#ROC2#
Ivo is rocked!
Ivo is looking to land body kicks.
Oh Ivo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Ivo backwards.
Ivo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thundercunt is defending well for now.
Ivo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a big uppercut that drops Ivo! More strikes from Thundercunt and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Ivo lies dazed against the cage as Thundercunt celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.

Event: WedFight II
Date: Mar 23, 2016

#R1#
Kala jabs Thundercunt to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab. #CUT#
It looks like Stel Kala has been cut.
Kala gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a nice right hand that sends Kala toppling to the canvas! Kala scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Thundercunt finish him?!#ROC#
Kala is rocked!
Kala moves to clinch but Thundercunt breaks away
and Thundercunt counters with a huge right that knocks Kala out cold! Thundercunt is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!

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