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Event:
Island combat five
Date: Jun 21, 2016 |
#R1#
Orgasm blocks a jab.
Bullar moves out of range of the body kick from Orgasm.
#CL#
Bullar clinches with his opponent.
A head punch on the inside from Bullar fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Orgasm swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Orgasm told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Orgasm blocks a body shot from Bullar.
Bullar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bullar misses with a punch on the inside.
#BC2#
Orgasm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Bullar moves into the clinch successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Bullar pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bullar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bullar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Bullar has been working on his elbows in the gym.#T1#
Orgasm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bullar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Orgasms head.
Bullar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Orgasm scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bullar throws a head punch that misses.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Bullar avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Orgasm lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bullar.
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm throws a head punch that misses.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
#BC2#
Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm connects with a jab.#CL#
Bullar gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm has a couple of punches blocked by Bullar.
Orgasm blocks an uppercut.
#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bullar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Bullar.
Bullar misses with a punch on the inside.
Orgasm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
#BC2#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Orgasm misses with a body kick.
Bullar slips under a jab.
Bullar misses with a looping right.#CL#
Bullar has Orgasm up against the cage in a clinch.
Orgasm has a couple of punches blocked by Bullar.
Bullar misses with some punches.
Bullar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bullar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
#BC2#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#T3#
Orgasm throws a body punch but Bullar moves out of range.
A jab from Orgasm does it's job there.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bullar darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CL2#
Orgasm has taken the fight to the clinch.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#BC2#
Orgasm manages to break the clinch.
Bullar misses the jab.
Bullar sets himself, and Orgasm steps forward looking for the clinch! Bullar avoids it this time.
Orgasm loads up on a big right hand but Bullar slips the punch.
Orgasm misses with a kick to the body.
#T4##CL#
Bullar gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice cross by Bullar.
Orgasm misses with a body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Bullar has closed the distance and engaged Orgasm in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Orgasm blocks an uppercut.
Bullar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Orgasm misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bullar.
A shot in the inside from Orgasm.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bullar lands with a light punch inside.
Bullar blocks a body shot from Orgasm.
Bullar lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bullar dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##CL#
Bullar moves into the clinch.
Orgasm trying to control the position but instead, Bullar has worked for underhooks and has pushed Orgasm into the cage.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bullar.
Orgasm blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Orgasm misses with the head strike.
Bullar misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bullar.
Bullar working aggressively here.
#BC2#
Orgasm breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Orgasm. #CL#
Bullar takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Patrick Bullar has scored more points in the clinch so far.#T1#
Orgasm can't find room to land a body shot as Bullar controls the action.
Bullar pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Orgasm is trying to push Bullar away but Bullar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bullar misses with some punches.
Bullar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Bullar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Bullar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bullar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Orgasm gets through Bullar's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Bullar.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.
#T2#
Bullar working aggressively here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bullar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bullar blocks a body shot from Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with some punches.
Bullar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Orgasm can do to turn this around?
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#BC2#
Orgasm manages to break the clinch.
#CL#
Bullar moves into range and clinches up with Orgasm.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Bullar misses with some punches.
Bullar misses with a punch to the body.
#BC2#
Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Bullar rushes Orgasm and presses him up against the cage.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
#T3#
Orgasm lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bullar. #BC2#
Orgasm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Bullar gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bullar throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
Bullar throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bullar.
Bullar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Orgasm throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm lands with a right to the head.
Bullar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bullar scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T4#
A short right from Bullar on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm throws a punch but it's blocked by Bullar.
Orgasm tries to work over Bullar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bullar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Orgasm backwards.
Bullar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bullar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Orgasm taking a breather.
Bullar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bullar lands a shoulder strike.
Orgasm tries to work over Bullar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bullar tries a body shot but Orgasm blocks it.
Orgasm struggles to land a body shot inside as Bullar controls his hands.
Bullar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Orgasms head. #ROC#
Orgasm is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bullar.
Orgasm is still on wobbly legs! Can Bullar finish him?
Bullar throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
Bullar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Orgasm's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bullar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Bullar pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Orgasm blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bullar avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bullar dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3##CL#
Bullar rushes Orgasm and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Orgasm manages to break the clinch.
#CL#
Bullar gets a clinch.
Bullar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bullar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Orgasm backwards.
Bullar unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Orgasm! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Bullar is unloading with more strikes now! Orgasm drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bullar!
Patrick Bullar thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Event:
Island combat three
Date: Jun 14, 2016 |
#R1#
Disgracie changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Orgasm is looking to clinch but Disgracie is avoiding it.
Orgasm scores with a head kick.
#CL2#
Orgasm closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Disgracie blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Disgracie lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Orgasm fails to land.
Orgasm told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Orgasm tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Disgracie lands a left hand.
Disgracie has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Disgracie scores with a shot to the side of Orgasm's head.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Disgracie avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Disgracie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orgasm stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Orgasm wants to stall.
Disgracie pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
A right hook to the body lands for Orgasm.
Disgracie lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Disgracie avoiding damage as Orgasm throws knees to the body.
Disgracie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Orgasm is stalling here.
Disgracie struggles to land a body shot inside as Orgasm controls his hands.
Orgasm is trying to stall.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Disgracie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Disgracie throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
Disgracie presses Orgasm against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Disgracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A frustrated look appears on Disgracie's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Disgracie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
Orgasm struggles to land a body shot inside as Disgracie controls his hands.
Disgracie tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Disgracie lands a right hand that snaps the head of Orgasm backwards.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Disgracie blocks an elbow strike.
Disgracie misses with a short punch on the inside.
Disgracie tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Orgasm's elbow.
Orgasm is pushing Disgracie up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Disgracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orgasm lands a knee to the head.
Disgracie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Disgracie lands an uppercut.
Disgracie scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Disgracie throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T3#
Disgracie lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Disgracie.
Disgracie misses with a punch on the inside.
Disgracie can't find room to land a body shot as Orgasm controls the action.
Disgracie lands with a short shot to the head.
Disgracie has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm throws a knee to the head but misses.
Disgracie lands on the inside with an uppercut. #ROC#
Orgasm is rocked!
Disgracie presses Orgasm against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Orgasm is still on wobbly legs! Can Disgracie finish him?
Disgracie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Orgasm misses with some punches.
Disgracie gets through Orgasm's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Disgracie lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orgasm misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Disgracie.
Orgasm tries to land knees in the clinch but Disgracie avoids the damage to the body.
Disgracie throws a big uppercut that drops Orgasm! More strikes from Disgracie and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Orgasm lies dazed against the cage as Disgracie celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Royce Disgracie!
Royce Disgracie decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
ROTR: Drago Vs Valo
Date: Jun 04, 2016 |
#R1#
Horrible takedown attempt by Ling or perhaps it was just good defense by Orgasm, which made it look bad. #TD2#
Ling dives in and scores a takedown into Orgasm's guard.#SUB#
Orgasm pushes a forearm under Ling's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Ling is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Prostate Orgasm!
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Event:
ROTR 1: Pilot
Date: May 17, 2016 |
#R1#
Nice body punch from Orgasm.
Tate dives in for a single leg takedown but Orgasm sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Tate looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Tate will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Miesha Tate. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tate looks for a takedown but Orgasm sprawls well.
Orgasm tries to counter with a clinch but Tate shakes him off and moves away.#TD#
Tate shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Orgasm is trying to defend but Tate finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#SUB2#
Orgasm looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Tate maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Orgasm could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Tate has cracked it and Orgasm is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Tate!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Miesha Tate!
During a confident post fight interview, Miesha Tate thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
ISLAND FC 23
Date: Apr 25, 2016 |
#R1#
Corden misses with a body punch
and Orgasm counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Corden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Orgasm.
The fight stays on the outside here - Orgasm looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Corden misses the shot to the body.
Corden scores with a jab.
Orgasm throws a lazy uppercut
and Corden counters with a left to the body.
Corden throws out a loose jab but Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid it.
Corden connects with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orgasm waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Corden.
Orgasm moves away from the strike by Corden.
Corden takes one on the button.
Orgasm throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Corden connects with a jab.#T1#
Corden throws a lazy uppercut
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Orgasm swings widly with a right hand
and Corden counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Orgasm thinking.
Corden throws a left and a right that both miss
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Corden misses with a wild body shot.
Corden looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Orgasm loads up on a big right hand but Corden slips the punch.
It seemed like Corden was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Orgasm with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Corden to score with a decent uppercut.
Corden scores with a sloppy right hand. Orgasm should have avoided that one.
Corden looks to land a right hand but Orgasm moved out of range.
Orgasm moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Corden throws a lazy right hand but Orgasm sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Corden misses with a looping left.
Orgasm looks to throw the jab but Corden is out of range. #T2#
A swing and a miss from Corden.
Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Corden.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A jab from Corden does it's job there.
The crowd cheers as Corden lands an impressive looking overhand right. Orgasm doesn't seem phased though.
Corden staying out of range there.
Corden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mark Corden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Orgasm uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Corden.
Corden throws an ugly left hook that misses
#CL#
and Orgasm holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Orgasm scores with a nice short uppercut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Corden.
Corden is struggling to control the position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Corden.
The crowd are getting on Corden's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.#T3#
Corden stalling in the clinch.
#BC2#
Corden escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Orgasm ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but Corden breaks away and moves out of range.
Orgasm misses with a hook.
Corden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Corden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Orgasm went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Corden stalks Orgasm and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Orgasm's face. Orgasm staggers backwards, shaken.
Corden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Orgasm.
Corden throws a nice looking combination but Orgasm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Orgasm misses with a double jab.
Corden on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#CL#
Orgasm darts in and clinches Corden up against the cage.#T4#
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Corden working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Corden prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with the head strike.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Corden as Orgasm tries to tie him up.
A short left from Corden.
Orgasm tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm tries to stall but Corden uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
#BC2#
Corden breaks the clinch.
A jab from Orgasm misses.
Orgasm looks to land a right hand but Corden moved out of range.
Corden slips under a jab.
Despite the aggression on Corden's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mark Corden dominated that round.
That's time! Orgasm's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Orgasm misses with a lunging right hand
and Corden counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice shot lands for Corden.
Corden jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Corden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Orgasm.
Corden slips a jab from Orgasm.
Orgasm moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Corden gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Corden connects with a crisp jab.
Corden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Orgasm.
Corden throws a shot from downtown. Orgasm moves away and avoids it.
Corden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A shot to the liver by Corden. Beautiful body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Corden loads up on a big right hand but Orgasm slips the punch.#T1#
Orgasm slips a jab and a cross from Corden.
Corden throws a hook but Orgasm blocks it.
Corden lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Orgasm walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Corden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Orgasm.
Orgasm swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Corden throws a jab when Orgasm was well out of range.
Orgasm is looking to counter punch.
Orgasm misses with a looping right.
Corden lands a nice hook to Orgasm's body. Orgasm takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Corden throws a right hand that Orgasm ducks under and follows up with a left that Orgasm also avoids with ease.
Orgasm misses with an uppercut.
Orgasm is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Nice body punch from Corden.
Orgasm takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #T2##CL#
Orgasm drives through and clinches with Corden against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Orgasm tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Corden's elbow. #BC2#
Corden's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mark Corden seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice uppercut lands for Corden. That snapped Orgasm's head back.
Corden pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Orgasm back to the cage. Corden follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Orgasm throws an overhand right that lands on Corden's shoulder, as Corden tries to avoid the shot.
Orgasm wants to clinch.
Corden uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orgasm.
A telegraphed right hand from Corden misses the target.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but Corden breaks away and moves out of range.#T3#
Orgasm moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Corden bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Orgasm's head.
Corden's corner calls for a 1-2. Corden obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Orgasm throws a lazy right hand but Corden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Orgasm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Corden swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Corden misses with a series of wild punches.
Orgasm throws a push kick but Corden slaps the foot to one side.
Corden lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
We've been told by Orgasm's head coaches at Rabid Dog that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Corden throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Orgasm stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A jab from Corden misses.
Corden lands a nice looking body shot.
Orgasm on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A punch combination from Corden misses. #T4#
Corden throws a right hand that Orgasm ducks under and follows up with a left that Orgasm also avoids with ease.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Corden stuns Orgasm with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Corden has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Orgasm slips under a jab.
Orgasm will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Orgasm connects with a jab.
Orgasm dodges the punch combination from Corden.
Corden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Corden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orgasm.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mark Corden showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
A punch combination from Corden misses.
Corden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Corden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Orgasm looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Corden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Orgasm thinks about countering with a body kick.
Orgasm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Corden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Corden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with an uppercut. Corden saw that one coming.
A jab from Orgasm finds it's way through Corden's defenses.
Orgasm tries to clinch up but Corden circles away and keeps his distance.
Corden throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Orgasm.
Orgasm tries to move into range but Corden moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Corden. Orgasm does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
The crowd cheers as Corden lands an impressive looking overhand right. Orgasm doesn't seem phased though.
Corden misses with an uppercut
and Orgasm counters with a nice uppercut.
Corden thuds his right hand into Orgasm's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Corden keeps the fight on the outside.
Sloppy strikes from Corden. Those never looked like landing.
Corden moves out of range as Orgasm throws a body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Corden. Orgasm does a little dance to reset his feet.
Corden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Orgasm moves away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Orgasm is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Corden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Prostate Orgasm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Orgasm throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Corden misses with a hook.
Corden misses with a hook
and Orgasm connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Orgasm misses with a looping left.
Orgasm misses with a lunging right hand
and Corden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Corden showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Orgasm.
Corden uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Corden misses with the combination.
Orgasm ducks under a wild hook from Corden.#T3#
Corden throws out a loose jab but Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid it.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
A cross from Corden lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Corden misses the target.
Corden lands a jab.
Corden thuds a left hand into Orgasm's body.
Orgasm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Corden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Orgasm looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Corden scores with a nice strike.
Orgasm misses with a left hand
and Corden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4#
Corden lands a right hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Corden.
Corden getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Corden circles away from the clinch attempt.
It seemed like Corden was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Orgasm throws a poor cross that misses
and Corden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Corden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good exchange - Corden coming out on top.
Orgasm misses with a left hand
and Corden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Corden lands a jab to the head.
#ROC2#
Orgasm is rocked!
Corden connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Orgasm momentarily.
Oh Orgasm is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Orgasm on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Corden drops Orgasm with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Orgasm! Corden dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mark Corden!
During a confident post fight interview, Mark Corden thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 04, 2016 |
#R1#
The fighters circling - Orgasm throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #TD#
Johnson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Orgasm to the mat! Orgasm manages to get full guard. #SUB2#
Orgasm working for a triangle but Johnson defends it easily.
Johnson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Johnson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Johnson tries to stand but Orgasm is controlling from the bottom.
Johnson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Johnson trying to control but Orgasm is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU#
Johnson stands up and waves to Orgasm to follow him.
Orgasm slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T1#
Johnson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orgasm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Orgasm misses with the combination.
Johnson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Orgasm finds it's way round the side to connect with Johnson's head.
Johnson tries to clinch up but Orgasm circles away and keeps his distance.
Johnson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Orgasm's coach down at Triton MMA was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Orgasm's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Johnson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Johnson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johnson misses with a takedown
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T2#
Johnson throws a combination that misses #CL2#
and Orgasm counters by moving into the clinch.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Johnson avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch but Orgasm keeps him there for the moment.
Johnson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Carson Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson just leaning against Orgasm, taking a breather.
A bit of stalling here from Orgasm.
Orgasm stalling the fight.
Orgasm lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orgasm lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T3#
Orgasm lands with a light punch inside.
Orgasm lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Orgasm.
Johnson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#BC2#
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
#TD#
Orgasm gets caught flat footed, as Johnson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Orgasm throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Johnson escapes and throws Orgasm's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Orgasm looks winded!
Orgasm is trying to improve his position.
Johnson tries to stand but Orgasm is controlling his head. #T4#
Johnson wants to control but Orgasm is keeping him busy.
Johnson working the ground and pound. #SU#
Johnson stands up.
Johnson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Johnson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johnson with a poor takedown
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Orgasm counters with a two punch combo.
Carson Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Johnson misses with a takedown attempt
and Orgasm counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
That's time! Johnson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Orgasm throws a jab but it's blocked by Johnson.
Orgasm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Orgasm takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Orgasm circles away from the clinch attempt
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Orgasm throws a hook to the side of Johnson's head but Johnson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Orgasm connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson moves out of range as Orgasm strikes.
Johnson connects with a body shot.
Orgasm throws out a loose jab but Johnson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Johnson feinted with a counter takedown.#TD#
Johnson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#T1##SUB2#
Orgasm looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Johnson pushes past his half guard into mount!
Orgasm is breathing heavily.
Orgasm slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.#SUB2#
Orgasm is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Johnson pulls his head out easily.
Johnson wants to pass the guard but Orgasm is defending well.
Orgasm is staying active underneath Johnson, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB2#
Orgasm looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Johnson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Johnson tries to pass to full mount but Orgasm defends it.
Johnson wants to control but Orgasm is keeping him busy. #T2##SUB2#
Orgasm looking for submissions off his back.
Johnson trying to pass the guard but Orgasm defending well.
Johnson is keen to just control but Orgasm is a slippery customer.#SUB#
Johnson is trying to work for a kimura but Orgasm is defending well.
#SUB2#
Orgasm looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Johnson controlling the action here.#SUB2#
Orgasm looking for submissions off his back.#T3#
Johnson trying to control from half guard but Orgasm is working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Johnson is really struggling to control Orgasm but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Orgasm regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB2#
Orgasm had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Johnson defends it easily.
Johnson throws a big elbow that misses.
Johnson trying to control the position from guard on top but Orgasm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Orgasm escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Johnson gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Carson Johnson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB2#
Orgasm is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Johnson frees his head nicely. Oh but Orgasm has switched to an armbar! Johnson is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Prostate Orgasm!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 01, 2016 |
#R1#
Moynihan is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but Moynihan manages to avoid it.
Orgasm lands a head shot.#CL#
Orgasm moves into the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Orgasm.
Moynihan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Orgasm lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Moynihan.
A left hand lands to the body for Orgasm.
Orgasm keeps control of Moynihan as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Moynihan looking to slow down the pace here.
Orgasm gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Moynihan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orgasm lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T1##BC2#
Moynihan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Moynihan doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab.
Moynihan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Orgasm tries a head kick but it misses.
Moynihan shoots and misses
and Moynihan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Prostate Orgasm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sean Moynihan.
Orgasm throws a shot from downtown. Moynihan moves away and avoids it.
Moynihan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#ROC#
Moynihan is rocked!
Moynihan misses with a body shot
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab.
Moynihan is still on wobbly legs! Can Orgasm finish him?
Moynihan closes the distance looking to clinch #KD#
and Orgasm counters with a left hand that sends Moynihan to the canvas!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orgasm sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Moynihan's guard. #T2##SUB#
Orgasm has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Moynihan defend it? Orgasm steps over the head and cranks it - Moynihan is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Orgasm!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Prostate Orgasm!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 29, 2016 |
#R1#
Orgasm misses with a straight right.
Johnson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Johnson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Demetrious Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orgasm.
Orgasm uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Johnson throws a combination that misses
and Orgasm counters with a nice uppercut.
No joy there for Orgasm, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Johnson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Orgasm tries to clinch up but Johnson circles away and keeps his distance.
Johnson tries to land a body kick
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Johnson seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orgasm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Orgasm thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL2#
Johnson tries to keep at a distance but Orgasm has taken the fight into the clinch.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
#T1#
Orgasm lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Johnson is trying to break free.
Johnson being controlled against the cage.
Johnson tries to circle away but Orgasm has him pinned against the cage.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Orgasm leaning his opponent against the cage.#BC2#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Johnson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A jab from Orgasm does it's job there.
A lazy left from Orgasm finds it's target.#T2#
Johnson throws a big shot that misses.
Orgasm swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Orgasm has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Johnson slips a straight right by Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with a straight left.
Orgasm missing with a left hand there. Johnson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Orgasm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Johnson moves out of range as Orgasm strikes.
Orgasm lands an overhand right.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Orgasm throws a hook but Johnson avoids it easily.
Johnson throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnson looks to land a body kick but Orgasm moved away.
Johnson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Orgasm tries to bum rush Johnson with a series of wild strikes but Johnson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#T3##CL2#
Orgasm closes the distance and pushes Johnson back into the cage.
Orgasm lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Orgasm stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Johnson blocks a body shot from Orgasm. #BC2#
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Orgasm throws a nice looking combination but Johnson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Orgasm throws a looping overhand right but Johnson ducks down to avoid it.
Orgasm moves into range and connects with a jab.
Orgasm throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Johnson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Johnson swings for the body but Orgasm moves out of range.
#T4#
Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Johnson.
Johnson misses with a hook.
Johnson misses with a double jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Johnson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Johnson misses with a leg kick
and Orgasm counters with a straight right hand.
Johnson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Orgasm.
Nice shot lands for Orgasm.#ROC2#
Johnson is rocked!
Orgasm looks to throw the jab but Johnson is out of range.
Oh Johnson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CL2#
Orgasm clinches up against the cage.
Johnson seems to have got his legs back now.
Orgasm lands a nice uppercut.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Orgasm lands a body punch in the clinch.
Johnson is trying to force a seperation but Orgasm has the dominant position.#BC2#
Orgasm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
That's time! Johnson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Johnson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orgasm.
Johnson blocks a jab.#CL2#
Johnson tries to keep at a distance but Orgasm has taken the fight into the clinch.
Johnson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Johnson avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
Johnson is trying to break the clinch but Orgasm has him pressed against the cage.
Orgasm prevents Johnson from breaking the clinch.
Johnson is trying to push Orgasm away but Orgasm has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Orgasm.
A left hand lands to the body for Orgasm.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Johnson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Orgasm tries a body shot but Johnson blocks it.
#T1#
Orgasm throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Johnsons head.
Orgasm effectively controlling the action here.
Orgasm will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Johnson up against the cage.
Orgasm lands with a short shot to the head. #BC2#
Orgasm escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Johnson throws a front kick aimed at Orgasm's knee but Orgasm avoids it well.
Orgasm keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Johnson misses with the combination.
Johnson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
#T2#
Orgasm pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A big right from Johnson misses.
Johnson swinging wildly here.
Orgasm lands a jab to the nose.
Johnson throws a head kick but Orgasm moves out of range.
Orgasm thuds his right hand into Johnson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johnson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orgasm bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Johnson's head.
Johnson throws a leg kick but Orgasm sees it coming and moves out of range.
Orgasm misses with a wild combination.
#T3#
Johnson throws a combination that misses
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab.
Orgasm avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Johnson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Orgasm connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Johnson scrambles back to his feet.
Orgasm blocks a head kick by Johnson.
Demetrious Johnson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Johnson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Orgasm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#CL2#
Johnson gets tackled into the cage by Orgasm. Orgasm maintains the clinch.
Orgasm lands a shot to the body.
Orgasm lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Orgasm has Johnson pressed against the cage, preventing Johnson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Johnson tries to break free but Orgasm pushes him back against the cage.#T4#
Orgasm works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
#BC2#
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Johnson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Johnson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orgasm misses with a jab, cross combination.
BOOM! Orgasm lands a beautiful left hook that drops Johnson. Johnson tries to recover but Orgasm is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Johnson lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Prostate Orgasm!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 25, 2016 |
#R1#
A nice combination there by Orgasm.
Orgasm keeps the fight on the outside.
It seemed like Orgasm was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Waratah is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Orgasm keeps the fight on the outside.
Waratah fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Waratah looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice defenses there by Waratah.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Waratah swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#TD#
Waratah looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Orgasm!
Waratah trying to control the action but Orgasm is working from the bottom. #T1#
Orgasm is looking for a sweep.
Orgasm is trying to escape the position but Waratah is controlling the position.
Orgasm sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Waratah knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Orgasm on the ground.
Orgasm is refusing to be controlled, as Waratah sits in half guard.
Waratah really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#SUB2#
Orgasm is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Waratah pulls his head out easily.
Waratah keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Orgasm works his way to full guard. Good work.#SU#
Waratah stands up from Orgasm's guard - Waratah perhaps looking for a knockout.
Orgasm has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#T2#
Orgasm defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Waratah.
Orgasm only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Orgasm scores with the left hand. Waratah knows he should have avoided that one.
Waratah throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orgasm counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Waratah ducks under a wild hook from Orgasm.
Waratah takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Orgasm misses with a few strikes there.
Waratah fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jonas Waratah. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Waratah with a lazy takedown attempt #CL2#
and Orgasm holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Waratah is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Orgasm takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. #T3#
Orgasm lands with a right to the head.
Waratah trying to stall but Orgasm improves his position.
Orgasm dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Orgasm lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Waratah backwards.
Orgasm lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Waratah has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Orgasm avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Waratah tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Orgasm smiles and moves away.
Orgasm connects with a single shot there.#ROC2#
Waratah is rocked!#T4#
Waratah throws a sloppy head kick
and Orgasm counters with a nice uppercut.
Oh Waratah is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Orgasm swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Waratah misses with a few strikes there.
Waratah misses with a double jab
and Orgasm counters with a nice uppercut. #CL2#
Orgasm has taken the fight to the clinch.
Orgasm lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Waratah backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orgasm lands a nice shot to the body.
Orgasm holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Orgasm lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#BC2#
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
Orgasm fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Waratah, pushing him back against the cage.
Waratah wants to take the fight to the mat but Orgasm manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Waratah seems to have got his legs back now.
Orgasm blocks a body shot from Waratah.
Waratah is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Orgasm to keep the fight standing.
Waratah wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jonas Waratah. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Waratah tries to pull guard but Orgasm won't allow it.
Waratah blocks a body shot from Orgasm.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm misses with a hook.#T1#
Waratah shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Orgasm counters with a stiff right hand.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by Waratah.#CL2#
Orgasm clinches with his opponent.
Orgasm throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Waratahs head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A nice left hand lands by Orgasm.
#T2#
Come on Orgasm - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Orgasm lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Waratah or not.
Prostate Orgasm seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Orgasm can't find room to land a body shot as Waratah controls the action.
Nice body punch from Orgasm. #BC#
Waratah manages to break the clinch.
Waratah shoots in but Orgasm avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Orgasm throws a hook but Waratah avoids it easily.
Orgasm might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Orgasm tests Waratah's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Orgasm leaves Waratah with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#T3#
Waratah is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Orgasm throws out a counter right but Waratah avoids it with no problem.
Waratah wants to clinch but Orgasm slips to the side
and Orgasm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Waratah throws a head kick that misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Waratah tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Orgasm swivels and escapes.
Waratah throws a head kick but Orgasm moves out of range.
Orgasm misses with a hook. Waratah ducked under it nicely.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by Waratah.
Orgasm is looking for the big counter here.
Orgasm steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Waratah.#T4#
Orgasm will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Decent striking displayed by Orgasm there.
Orgasm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Waratah shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Orgasm but Orgasm pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Waratah misses with a right hand
and Waratah takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Orgasm scores with a hook.#CL2#
Orgasm gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Waratah is trying to push Orgasm away but Orgasm has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Orgasm has closed the distance and engaged Waratah in a clinch.
Orgasm pushes Waratah back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Waratah has Orgasm pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Orgasm manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #BC2#
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Waratah changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Orgasm tries to avoid it but Waratah manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Orgasm to the ground. Orgasm escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Waratah throws a combination that misses
and Orgasm counters with a straight right hand.
Prostate Orgasm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Waratah takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#TD#
Waratah shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Orgasm manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#SUB2#
Orgasm working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Waratah doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Waratah manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T1##SUB2#
Waratah is sitting in close to Orgasm's body. Orgasm has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Waratah is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Waratah is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Orgasm.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Prostate Orgasm!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 22, 2016 |
#R1##CL2#
McGirt has managed to clinch.
#BC#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dirt McGirt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt doesn't manage to clinch there - Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm is looking to counter punch.
Orgasm throws a wild body kick that McGirt sees coming a mile off.
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but McGirt breaks away and moves out of range.
A head kick misses from McGirt.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm moves away
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL2#
McGirt takes the fight into the clinch.
McGirt tries to land a knee to the head but Orgasm blocks with his arms.
McGirt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Orgasm.
McGirt misses with a knee to the head.
McGirt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
McGirt blocks a body shot from Orgasm. #T1#
McGirt prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGirt prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Orgasm.
McGirt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Orgasm blocks it with crossed arms.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGirt is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Orgasm content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Orgasm working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McGirt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
#T2##BC#
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Orgasm scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McGirt takes one on the button.
Orgasm avoids the head kick by McGirt.
McGirt shoots in looking for a takedown. Orgasm tries to sprawl out of it but McGirt keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Orgasm manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McGirt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orgasm.#CL#
Orgasm gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Orgasm lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orgasm tries to work over McGirt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T3#
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
McGirt tries a knee to the head but Orgasm blocks it.
McGirt comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Orgasm is working McGirt over against the cage.#BC#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McGirt moves in looking to clinch but Orgasm pushes him off.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
McGirt tries to clinch up
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
Orgasm avoids the head kick by McGirt.
McGirt tries to clinch up.
A head kick misses from McGirt.
McGirt closes the distance looking to clinch
and Orgasm counters with a straight right hand.#CL#
Orgasm takes the fight into the clinch.
Orgasm has a couple of punches blocked by McGirt.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Orgasm.
A hook to the body from Orgasm.
#BC#
Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGirt tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Orgasm counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Orgasm keeps the fight on the outside.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
Orgasm scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McGirt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Orgasm scores with a decent looking hook.
McGirt darts in trying to clinch
letting Orgasm counter with a right hand.
McGirt with a lazy takedown attempt
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McGirt tries to clinch up but Orgasm circles away and keeps his distance.
Orgasm went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.#CL#
Orgasm gets a clinch.
McGirt being controlled against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Orgasm lands an overhand right.
Orgasm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Orgasm is looking to counter the offense by McGirt and move into the clinch.
McGirt is looking to clinch.
McGirt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Orgasm was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Orgasm throws a front kick aimed at McGirt's knee but McGirt avoids it well. #CL2#
McGirt has closed the distance and engaged Orgasm in a clinch.
Orgasm lands a body shot. #BC#
Orgasm escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Orgasm is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Orgasm throws an overhand right that lands on McGirt's shoulder, as McGirt tries to avoid the shot.
McGirt tries to clinch there but Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but McGirt breaks away and moves out of range.
McGirt tries for a takedown but Orgasm sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
McGirt is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
Orgasm is looking to counter with head kicks.
McGirt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T2#
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by McGirt.#CL2#
McGirt forces Orgasm back against the cage and clinches.
Orgasm struggles to land a body shot inside as McGirt controls his hands.
Orgasm lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McGirt backwards.
Orgasm can't find room to land a body shot as McGirt controls the action.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#T3#
Orgasm lands a left hand.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but McGirt avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Orgasm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orgasm is trying to push McGirt away but McGirt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McGirt blocking some punches.
Orgasm misses with a hook from the clinch.
Prostate Orgasm has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but McGirt avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McGirt can do to turn this around?
Orgasm lands with a left to the head. #T4#
Orgasm lands a hook that snaps the head of McGirt backwards. #BC#
Orgasm manages to break the clinch.
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Orgasm scores with a nice head shot.
Orgasm uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McGirt misses with a head kick.
Orgasm was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGirt looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Orgasm looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Prostate Orgasm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirt McGirt.
No luck for McGirt with that takedown attempt.
Prostate Orgasm is winning the standup battle so far.
McGirt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Orgasm manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
McGirt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Orgasm manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McGirt moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
McGirt tries to clinch there but Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
McGirt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McGirt tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
Orgasm throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Orgasm lands a lovely overhand right.
Orgasm bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Orgasm connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McGirt scrambles back to his feet.
Orgasm with a jab.
Orgasm slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Orgasm loads up on a big right hand but McGirt slips the punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Orgasm.#T1#
McGirt throws a right hand that Orgasm ducks under and follows up with a left that Orgasm also avoids with ease.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm moves out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Orgasm darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Orgasm scores with a three punch combo!
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice defenses there by McGirt.
McGirt shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Orgasm pinned against the cage. Orgasm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Orgasm is looking for a counter combo.
A cross from Orgasm lands.
Dirt McGirt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Orgasm throws a one two combo.
#T2#
McGirt moves to clinch but Orgasm breaks away
and Orgasm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm circles away from the clinch attempt
and McGirt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by McGirt.
Orgasm missing with a left hand there. McGirt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #TD2#
McGirt throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Orgasm tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. McGirt is in Orgasm's guard.#SUB#
McGirt avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#SUB#
Orgasm is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McGirt defends well.
Orgasm might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB#
Orgasm is looking for a triangle here but McGirt uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
#T3#
Orgasm is looking to reverse the position.
Orgasm manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
McGirt is concentrating on defense, preventing Orgasm from advancing position.
McGirt is trying to stand back up but Orgasm is controlling him
McGirt is looking to improve his position.
#SUB#
Orgasm is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McGirt is just riding it out for now. Orgasm eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Orgasm wants to work for an arm triangle but McGirt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
#SUB#
Orgasm wants to work for an arm triangle but McGirt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Prostate Orgasm is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T4#
Orgasm trying to control the action but McGirt is working from the bottom.
Orgasm perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
McGirt is not content to let Orgasm control the position.
McGirt wants to get back to his feet.
Orgasm trying to control from half guard but McGirt is working away. #SUB#
Orgasm is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Orgasm looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
McGirt wants to control but Orgasm is keeping busy.
McGirt is looking for a sweep. Orgasm is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dirt McGirt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Orgasm controlling the pace.
And that's the end of the fight!
Prostate Orgasm showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Orgasm has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Prostate Orgasm!
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