Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 18, 2018

#R1#
A head kick misses from Muhammad.
Muhammad tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hands defends well and Muhammad ends up having to push Hands into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Hands doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Muhammad misses with a takedown attempt
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Muhammad tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Donk. Hands catches Muhammad right on the button with a cross.
Hands fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Muhammad closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Muhammad throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Muhammad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Atif Muhammad has been cut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Atif Muhammad. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Hands's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hands duly obliges.
Hands throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Muhammad stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Muhammad is breathing heavily.
Muhammad takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Muhammad tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Hands connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hands works Muhammad's body with a nice hook.
Muhammad closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Decent striking displayed by Hands there.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands scores with a shot to the body.
Pillow Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hands with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hands stuns Muhammad with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hands lands a nice shot that snaps Muhammad's head back. #CUT2#
Atif Muhammad's cut is getting worse.
Hands displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Muhammad shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #KD2#
and Hands counters with a crisp right hand that drops Muhammad! Hands lets Muhammad back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Hands lands with an overhand left.#CUT2#
Atif Muhammad's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Atif Muhammad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muhammad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T3#
Hands scores with a jab to the body.
Hands fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Muhammad looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice body punch from Hands.
Hands with a hook.
Muhammad on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CUT2#
Jeez, Atif Muhammad's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Hands throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Muhammad stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hands drops Muhammad with a big left hand! Muhammad is injured, injured bad! Hands jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
In his post fight interview, Pillow Hands gave a big smile as he said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 20, 2018

#R1#
Starius throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Starius misses with the combination.
Hands misses with an uppercut. Starius saw that one coming.
Starius throws out a counter right but Hands avoids it with no problem.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
Hands takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Hands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Starius rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hands.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Hands throws a nice looking combination but Starius bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Hands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Starius.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Starius looks winded!
Starius misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hands.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Hands avoids the body shot from Starius.
Hands lands with a straight right. Starius didn't see that one coming.
Starius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands. #T2#
Starius is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hands.
Starius misses with an uppercut
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hands takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hands throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Starius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands.
Hands sets himself, and Starius steps forward looking for the clinch! Hands avoids it this time.
Starius blocks a jab.
Hands swings widly with a right hand #CL2#
and Starius counters by moving into the clinch. #T3#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hands.
Hands tries to work over Starius's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Starius gets through Hands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Hands trying to stall but Starius improves his position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Hands takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Starius misses with a hook from the clinch.
Starius scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hand to the body from Starius.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Starius works on Hands's body with a couple of short punches.
Hands looking to stall.
Hands is trying to force a seperation but Starius has the dominant position.
Hands misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
A frustrated look appears on Hands's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Starius wants a takedown.
Still in the clinch, Starius scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hands blocking some punches.
Hands has Starius pushed against the cage.
Hands blocking some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Hands as Starius tries to tie him up.
Hands looking to slow down the pace here.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Starius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
Starius keeps control of Hands as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hands tries to circle away but Starius has him pinned against the cage.
Hands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hands is looking to break free of the clinch but Starius has double underhooks.
Hands blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Starius throws a jab when Hands was well out of range.
A cross from Hands lands.
Hands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Starius can do to turn this around?
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Starius is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hands connects with a jab.
Starius misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hands sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As Starius looks to move away, Hands throws a big counter combo but Starius just gets out of the way.
Hands walks into a jab.
Starius is breathing heavily.
Hands takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T1#
Starius drops his hands momentarily and Hands takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Starius misses with a body shot.
Hands appears to be looking for a big counter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hands. Starius does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hands throws a shot from downtown. Starius moves away and avoids it.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but Starius is just out of range.
Starius misses with an uppercut. Hands saw that one coming.
The fighters circling - Hands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab, jab by Starius - just one landing.
Hands walks into a straight right hand from Starius.#T2#
Hands blocks a jab.
Hands lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pillow Hands is winning the standup battle so far.
The fight stays on the outside here - Starius looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Starius displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hands throws out the jab.
Hands swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Starius will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A decent looking cross lands there for Starius.
Starius slips a jab from Hands.#T3#
Starius tries to clinch there but Hands circles away.
Hands throws a big shot that misses.
Hands misses with a hook. Starius ducked under it nicely.
Starius throws an off balance right hand
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Starius in his tracks.
Hands dips to his left and cracks Starius with an uppercut!
Starius misses with a body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands lands a nice shot to the body.
A slow jab from Starius misses its intended target. #T4#
Starius scores with a body shot.
Starius takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hands connects with a body shot.
Starius keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hands with a jab.
Hands thows a left - swing and a miss!
A looping hook to the body misses from Hands. Starius does a little dance to reset his feet.
Starius throws out a counter right but Hands avoids it with no problem.
Starius sizes up Hands with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Hands just misses with a punch to the body.
Bert Starius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Starius drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Hands can't do much from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T1#
Hands wants to control but Starius postures up.
Starius takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hands on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hands tries to get out of the position.
Starius in the domination position with Hands hanging on.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hands struggling a bit here.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Bert Starius has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hands moves out of range as Starius strikes.
Hands cracks Starius with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Starius connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hands misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Starius was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Starius's head.
Hands jabs at Starius's body.
Starius misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hands feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Stariuss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T3#
Hands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Starius.
Starius let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Hands misses with a body shot.
Hands misses with a looping left.
Hands works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CL2#
Starius darts in and clinches Hands up against the cage.
Hands misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T4#
Hands misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Starius is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Hands blocks an uppercut.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hands is looking to break free of the clinch but Starius has double underhooks.
Hands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Starius can't find room to land a body shot as Hands controls the action.
Starius throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Starius scores with a shot to the side of Hands's head.
Hands tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Hands back against the cage.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Starius misses with some punches.
Hands wants to stall.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Starius prevents Hands from breaking the clinch.
Pillow Hands is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Starius throws a punch but it's blocked by Hands.
Hands is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Pillow Hands.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hands, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pillow Hands!
In his post fight interview, Pillow Hands gave a big smile as he said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 10, 2018

#R1##CL#
Starius moves into range and clinches up with Hands.
Starius is breathing heavily.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands trying to control the position but instead, Starius has worked for underhooks and has pushed Hands into the cage.
Hands misses with the head strike.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hands misses with a body punch.
Starius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Starius wants to get back to striking at distance but Hands won't allow it.
Starius has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Hands after a bit of a struggle.
Starius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Hands fails to land.
Hands dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A shot in the inside from Hands.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Starius prevents a body shot from Hands. #T1#
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Starius prevents a body shot from Hands.
Hands is trying to maintain a safe position but Starius gets an underhook and turns Hands into the cage.
Starius prevents a body shot from Hands.
Hands stalling the fight.
Hands misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Starius being controlled against the cage.
Starius blocks an uppercut.
Hands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Hands.
Hands stalling against the cage.
Hands tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Hands back against the cage.
Hands tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Hands throws a head punch that misses.
Hands lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T2#
Starius letting Hands take a breather here.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Hands tries to work over Starius's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hands misses with a punch to the body.
Hands is stalling here.
Hands tries to break the clinch but Starius is controlling the position.
Hands is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hands taking a breather.
Hands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Starius keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hands's efforts to push away.
Hands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Hands.
Hands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hands pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hands goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Starius.
Hands lands a shot to the body.
Hands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hands tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Hands can't break the clinch.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Hands trying to stall but Starius improves his position.
Hands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hands misses with some punches.
Hands is leaning against Starius and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hands stalling in the clinch but Starius improves position.
Hands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hands gets through Starius's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T4#
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands lands a nice shot to the body.
Hands blocks a body shot from Starius.
Starius swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hands tries to break free but Starius pushes him back against the cage.
Hands misses with a body punch.
Hands lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Starius.
Starius blocks an uppercut.
Hands gets through Starius's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hands lands an uppercut.
Hands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hands tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Hands is working Starius over against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands misses with a punch to the body.
Hands looking to slow down the pace here.
Hands just leaning against Starius, taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
The fighters circling - Hands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Starius.
Hands throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Starius sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hands scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hands throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hands throws a good cross that connects.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Hands misses with a body shot.
As Hands tries to get set, Starius tries to push him back and clinch up but Hands manages to avoid the attempt.
Hands is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Hands looks to throw the jab but Starius is out of range.
Hands misses with a straight left.
Starius ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hands throws a big shot that misses.
Starius ducks under a wild hook from Hands.
Starius walks into a jab.
A big right from Hands misses.
Hands lands a jab to Starius's midsection.#T2#
Hands rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Starius moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands looks to land a left hand but Starius moved out of range nicely.
Hands connects with the punch.
Pillow Hands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
Starius blocks a jab.
Starius was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Starius dodges the punch combination from Hands.
Hands swings for the body but Starius moves out of range.
Starius is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T3#
Hands connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#ROC2#
Starius is rocked!
Hands throws a lazy right hand but Starius sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Oh Starius is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands misses with a body shot.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Hands thuds a left hand into Starius's body.
Hands lands with a shot to the body.
Hands lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Hands drops Starius with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Starius! Hands dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
In his post fight interview, Pillow Hands gave a big smile as he said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 25, 2018

#R1#
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Starius momentarily.
Danga de danga de dang - Starius scores with a four punch combination!
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.#T1#
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Starius misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
No joy there for Starius, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Starius throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Hands throws a body punch but Starius moves out of range.
Bert Starius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Starius misses with a wild combination.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a combination that misses
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T3#
Starius misses with the combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Starius misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands throws a lazy right hand but Starius sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Starius unleashes a big counter combination but Hands bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Starius misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
Starius falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Starius throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jab, jab by Hands - just one landing.
Starius misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sloppy strikes from Hands. Those never looked like landing.
Starius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hands.
Starius throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
Nice body punch from Hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bert Starius dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Starius's head.
Starius misses with the combination.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#T1#
Starius tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands cracks Starius with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Starius looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
Bert Starius is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Starius is breathing heavily.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Good standup being displayed there by Hands as he connects with a hook.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
Hands misses with a straight right.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Starius throws a right and a left that Hands avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius falls off balance throwing a combination
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Starius uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hands.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands avoids them all with ease.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands is looking to counter punch.#T3#
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Starius misses with the combination.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands cracks Starius with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Starius is looking for the big counter here.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands throws a big counter combination but Starius scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands lands a glancing blow to the side of Starius's head.
No joy there for Starius, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #T4#
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hands lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Starius misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands fails to land with a series of punches.
Starius misses with the combination.
Bert Starius seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bert Starius showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands misses the jab.
Starius misses with the combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
As Starius looks to move away, Hands throws a big counter combo but Starius just gets out of the way.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius. #T1#
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands lands with a good body shot.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Starius closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hands.
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Pillow Hands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Starius circles away quickly and effectively.
Starius is looking for the big counter here.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Left hook, right uppercut from Starius. #T3#
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands lands a jab to the head.
Hands jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It looked like Hands was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Starius.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Hands.
Hands lands with a hook. Starius tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T4#
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands swings for the body but Starius moves out of range.
Starius lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Hands misses with a two punch combination.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Starius misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Starius looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
Hands misses with an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bert Starius comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Starius has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bert Starius!
A very excited looking Bert Starius made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Pillow Hands had this to say: 'I overtrained and paid the price. Went into the fight with no energy. I'll beat this fucker next time.'.

Event: ORC 4: Burning
Date: Apr 21, 2018

#R1#
Neffgen looks to score with a jab to the body but Hands is just out of range.
It looked like Hands wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The fight stays on the outside here - Neffgen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hands just misses with a punch to the body.
Neffgen tries to clinch up
and Hands counters with a nice body shot.
Hands clobbers Neffgen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Neffgen takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Neffgen throws a hook but Hands avoids it easily.
Neffgen misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Neffgen feints a jab promting Hands to slip. Neffgen then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Hands slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
Neffgen throws a head kick that Hands semi-blocks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Neffgen moves to clinch but Hands breaks away
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Neffgen is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T1#
Hands takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.#KD2#
Neffgen looks low and kicks high, catching Hands right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!
Neffgen throws a hook but Hands avoids it easily.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Neffgen misses with a head kick.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Neffgen.
Neffgen doesn't manage to clinch there - Hands circles away.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Neffgen manages to avoid it.
Neffgen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Neffgen throws a sloppy head kick
and Hands counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Hands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Neffgen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hands connects with a nice looking jab. #ROC#
Neffgen is rocked!#T2#
Neffgen walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pillow Hands!
As Pillow Hands got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.
In defeat, Christian Neffgen stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ihr seid die Besten'.

Event: ORC 1: The Beginning
Date: Mar 31, 2018

#R1#
A lazy left from Hands finds it's target.
Marven looks to clinch
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Marven tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Hands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands misses with a body shot.
Marven tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hands swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Marven wants to clinch but Hands slips to the side
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Hands works Marven's body with a nice hook.
Marven wants to clinch
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Marven misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Marven.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Marven misses with a leg kick
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hands, as that shot connected. #T1##CL2#
Marven closes the distance and clinches.
Marven has had enough of the clinch but Hands keeps him there for the moment.
Marven is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hands is keeping busy.
Hands can't break the clinch.
Hands lands a body punch in the clinch.
Marven blocks a body shot from Hands. #BC2#
Marven breaks from the clinch.
Hands bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Marven's head backwards.#CL2#
Marven pushes Hands up against the ropes in a clinch.#BC#
Hands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Marven wants to clinch but Hands slips to the side
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hands blocks a head kick by Marven. #T2#
Marven closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Marven moves to clinch but Hands breaks away
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands scores with a jab to the body.
Marven looks winded!
Nice straight punches there by Hands. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hands.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hands lands with a shot to the body.
Marven wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Marven looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#CL2#
Marven has Hands up against the ropes in a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Hands works on Marven's body with a couple of short punches.
Marven misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Marven is trying to push Hands away but Hands has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marven wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hands has him pressed against the ropes.#BC2#
Marven breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hands is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Marven tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1#
Marven on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hands paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Marven closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Marven tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hands fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Marven looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Marven is breathing heavily.
Nice uppercut lands for Hands. That snapped Marven's head back.
Hands lands a glancing blow to the side of Marven's head.
Hands displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Marven closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
John Marven is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Marven connects with a solid leg kick.
Marven wants to clinch
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Hands throws a shot to the body.
Marven misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Marven takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Marven was well out of range. Poor timing from Hands.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Marven looks to clinch
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Marven throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Marven slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hands thuds a left hand into Marven's body.
Hands throws a good cross that connects.
Hands takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Marven is looking to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Hands tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Marven misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marven throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick by Marven misses
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Marven thinking.
Pillow Hands is winning the standup battle so far.
Marven takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice uppercut there from Hands.
Marven wants to clinch
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Marven throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Marven can do to turn this around?
Hands cracks Marven with a right hand to the side of the head.#CL2#
Marven closes the distance and clinches.
A body shot lands from Hands.
A right hook to the body lands for Hands.
Hands stalling.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
The referee calls for Hands to work.
A right hook to the body lands for Hands.
Hands lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #CUT#
It looks like John Marven has been cut.#T2#
The referee calls for Hands to work.
Hands lands a shot to the body.
Hands presses Marven against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hands is stalling here.
Hands lands a body shot.
Hands is struggling to control the position.
Hands tries to break free but Marven pushes him back against the ropes.
Hands can't break the clinch.
Hands lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Marven or not.
John Marven has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pillow Hands is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Marven has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hands working hard to break the clinch.
Hands dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pillow Hands showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hands has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight for Pillow Hands!
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight for Pillow Hands!
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight for Pillow Hands!

Pillow Hands wins by unanimous decision!
Post fight, Pillow Hands stared into the camera and said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.
The defeated John Marven had this to say: 'There Always A Next Time '.

Event: RS 158 Gettin' Filthy
Date: Dec 02, 2017

#R1#
Roels looks to score with a jab to the body but Hands is just out of range.
Roels throws a lazy right hand but Hands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Roels.
Roels changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Roels has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Hands is landing a low percentage of strikes.#CL2#
Roels moves into the clinch.
Hands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hands prevents a body shot from Roels.
Roels misses with some punches.
Roels misses with some punches.
Roels is trying to maintain a safe position but Hands gets an underhook and turns Roels into the cage.
Hands prevents a body shot from Roels.
Hands misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roels blocks an uppercut.
Hands prevents a body shot from Roels.
Roels misses with a punch on the inside.
Roels misses with a hook to the ribs.
Roels misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't. #T1#
Hands's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Roels swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hook to the body lands for Roels.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hands.
Roels misses with a hook from the clinch.
Roels lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Roels scores with a hook to the body.
Hands blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Roels throws a punch but it's blocked by Hands.
Roels digs a right hand underneath Hands's ribcage. Hands let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Hands is breathing heavily.
Roels makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
Roels lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Roels on the inside.
Roels lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Roels lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hands backwards. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roels.
Roels swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hands blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Roels. #KD2#
Roels lands a big right hand that sends Hands to the canvas! This could be the beginning of the end for Hands! #ROC2#
Hands is rocked!
Roels is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Oh Hands is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hands tries to get out of the position.
Nice strikes from Roels there.
Roels sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Hands seems to have got his legs back now.
Roels tries to stand but can't do so whilst Hands controls his leg. #T3#
Roels tries to pass to full mount but Hands defends it.
Hands has a hand on Roels's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Roels takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Roels sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Let's hope that Roels has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Roels.
Roels is continuing to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kristiaan Roels dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Roels throws an overhand right that lands on Hands's shoulder, as Hands tries to avoid the shot.
Roels throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
We've been told by Hands's head coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Roels misses with a jab to the body
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hands connects with a body shot that sends Roels's belly button to the back.
Roels throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Roels is looking to clinch.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nice defenses there by Roels.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Roels throws a body shot but no joy.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Roels manages to avoid it.
Roels connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hands's hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab, jab by Roels - just one landing.
Roels has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Roels wants to clinch but Hands slips to the side
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Donk. Roels catches Hands right on the button with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Roels is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#T1#
Roels displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hands throws out the jab.
Roels swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hands walks straight into a right hand from Roels - that's dropped him! Roels jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Hands from any more punishment! Hands complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kristiaan Roels!
Kristiaan Roels seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Pillow Hands stepped up to the mic, saying 'I overtrained and paid the price. Went into the fight with no energy. I'll beat this fucker next time.'.

Event: RS 155 Start Swinging
Date: Nov 11, 2017

#R1#
Nice body punch from O Hadden.
O Hadden throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a left to the body. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! O Hadden has knocked Hands down with a huge combo! O Hadden steps away and waves a wobbly Hands back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Hands is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from O Hadden misses the target.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
Hands ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
O Hadden wants to clinch up but Hands keeps it at a distance.
O Hadden misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
O Hadden misses with a looping right.
O Hadden throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
O Hadden swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
O Hadden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hands.
Nice defenses there by Hands.
We've been told by Hands's head coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
O Hadden throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T1#
Hands moves out of range of the strikes.
Hands lands a slapping body shot.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but O Hadden manages to avoid it.
O Hadden swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but O Hadden manages to avoid it.
O Hadden misses with an uppercut
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Hands scores with a jab to the head.
O Hadden throws an off balance right hand
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
O Hadden tries to clinch but Hands moves away
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL2#
O Hadden moves into the clinch successfully. #BC2#
O Hadden breaks from the clinch.
O Hadden misses with a looping right.#T2#
O Hadden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
O Hadden on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
O Hadden takes one on the button.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hands takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hands connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hands is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but O Hadden is just out of range.
Hands punishes O Hadden's body with a nice straight punch.
Hands cracks O Hadden with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hands jabs O Hadden to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hands lands with a right hand.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands dodges the punch combination from O Hadden. #T3#
O Hadden looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
O Hadden moves to clinch but Hands breaks away
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
O Hadden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
O Hadden misses with a lunging right hand
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
O Hadden misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Sylvester O Hadden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
O Hadden looks winded!
O Hadden throws a sloppy body shot
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
O Hadden misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
O Hadden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hands was well out of range. Poor timing from O Hadden.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T4#
O Hadden tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
O Hadden darts in trying to clinch
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
O Hadden misses with a jab to the body
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Hands lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hands connects with a body shot.
O Hadden is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
O Hadden moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
O Hadden throws an off balance right hand
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Hands steps to the side to avoid the strikes from O Hadden.
O Hadden looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
O Hadden tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
O Hadden closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden fails to land with a series of punches.
Pillow Hands is winning the standup battle so far.
O Hadden throws out a loose jab but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hands connects with a looping right hand.
O Hadden throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
O Hadden swings for the body but Hands moves out of range.
A big right from O Hadden misses.
O Hadden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden is breathing heavily.#T1#
Hands scores with a body shot.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
O Hadden looks to clinch
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A big left from O Hadden misses.
O Hadden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hands moves away.
O Hadden misses with a wild body shot.
O Hadden throws a right and a left that Hands avoids nicely.
It looked like Hands was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from O Hadden.
O Hadden lands a jab to Hands's midsection.
Hands tests O Hadden's chin there with a solid looking shot.
O Hadden darts in trying to clinch
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut. #T2#
O Hadden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
O Hadden misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping O Hadden at a distance.
Hands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that O Hadden can do to turn this around?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
O Hadden misses with the combination.
Hands is looking for a counter combo.
Hands takes a swing at O Hadden's ribcage but misses.
O Hadden misses with a jab to the body
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
O Hadden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hands digs a good body shot into O Hadden's ribs.#T3#
A left lands for Hands.
O Hadden throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hands fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
O Hadden throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hands jabs O Hadden right on the nose. O Hadden blinks but takes it well.
O Hadden gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hands.
O Hadden has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hands finds it's way round the side to connect with O Hadden's head. #KD#
Hands drops O Hadden with a beautiful combination! O Hadden stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hands is looking for the KO!#ROC#
O Hadden is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens O Hadden up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Hands from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw O Hadden's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pillow Hands!
Post fight, Pillow Hands took to the microphone: 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: RS 149 For All The Glory
Date: Sep 30, 2017

#R1#
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Jack gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jack blocks a jab.
Jack attempts a counter takedown but Hands avoids it well and moves away.#T1#
Jack shoots in looking for a takedown. Hands tries to sprawl out of it but Jack keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hands manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. #TD#
Jack scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#T2##SUB#
Jack wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Hands, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Jack wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Hands, who protects the arm well. #T3#
Hands can't do much from the bottom here.
Hands is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Jack is staying active.#SUB#
Jack has hold of Hands's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Hands seems comfortable defending it but Jack has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Hands is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Hands is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Jack couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Earl Jack!
Earl Jack really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Alpha-Male Nutrition Q160 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
The defeated Pillow Hands had this to say: 'I overtrained and paid the price. Went into the fight with no energy. I'll beat this fucker next time.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 19, 2017

#R1#
No joy there for Urhola, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Urhola swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Urhola.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Urhola lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
A countering left hand to the body from Hands misses.
Urhola falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a one-two to the body.
Urhola misses with the combination.
Urhola misses with a few strikes there.
Urhola throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Urhola misses with a combination
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Urhola throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.#T1#
Urhola misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Urhola falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Urhola misses with a double jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hands! But no joy.
Sloppy strikes from Urhola. Those never looked like landing.
Hands is looking for the big counter here.
Urhola misses with a double jab
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Urhola swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Urhola misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Urhola misses with a two punch combination.
Hands looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Urhola will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hands doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#T2#
Urhola swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Urhola misses with a wild combination.
Hands has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Urhola swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Urhola throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Urhola misses with a few strikes there.
Hands is looking for the big counter here.
Veli Urhola seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Urhola is breathing heavily.
Urhola falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Urhola falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Urhola throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T3#
Urhola swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Urhola misses with a double jab
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Urhola misses with a combination
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Urhola misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Urhola throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Urhola swinging wildly here.
Hands appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Urhola lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hands backs up against the cage.
Urhola falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T4#
Urhola tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hands now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Urhola throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Urhola throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Urhola falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Urhola throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Urhola throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Urhola throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Urhola throws a combination that misses
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Urhola misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Urhola falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Urhola misses with a few strikes there.
Urhola misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Urhola misses with a double jab
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Urhola throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Urhola throws a right and a left that both miss.
Urhola looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Urhola misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urhola fails to land with a series of punches.
Urhola lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Urhola will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T1#
Urhola fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Urhola swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Urhola throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC2#
Urhola is rocked!
Urhola throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a huge left! Urhola is in big trouble! He's backing up but Hands isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Urhola from any more damage. A dominating finish by Hands!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands took some time post fight to say the following; 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Pulse 75 - Date vs Bop-Bop
Date: May 20, 2017

#R1#
Captain Hook walks into a jab.
We've been informed that Captain Hook has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Captain Hook.
Captain Hook is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hands connects with the punch.
Captain Hook lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice straight punches there by Hands. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hands.
Captain Hook slips a jab from Hands.
Captain Hook looks for a takedown but Hands sprawls well.
Hands misses the shot to the body.
Captain Hook throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #CUT2#
It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
Captain Hook throws a leg kick
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Captain Hook lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands tests Captain Hook's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Captain Hook keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hands scores with a nice right hand.
Pillow Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Captain Hook throws a series of punches but Hands avoids them all with ease.
We've been told by Hands's head coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands scores with a hook to the body. Captain Hook takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Captain Hook lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Captain Hook misses with a few strikes there.
Sloppy strikes from Captain Hook. Those never looked like landing.
Hands lands a right hook to the body.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Captain Hook falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Captain Hook throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Captain Hook looks winded!
Captain Hook misses with a two punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands lands with an uppercut that bounces Captain Hook off the cage and back into range.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Captain Hook. #T2#
Hands just misses with a punch to the body.
Hands lands a nice looking body shot.
Hands feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Captain Hooks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Captain Hook takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hands lands a slapping body shot.
Captain Hook on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Hands. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hands.
Nice shot lands for Hands.
Captain Hook throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands digs a good hook to Captain Hook's body.
Hands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Captain Hook misses with a double jab.
Captain Hook throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands. #T3#
Hands swings for the body but Captain Hook moves out of range.
Captain Hook misses with the combination.
Captain Hook keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Captain Hook doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Captain Hook.
Hands lands with an uppercut that bounces Captain Hook off the cage and back into range.
Captain Hook takes a jab right on the kisser.
Captain Hook walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Captain Hook takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Captain Hook throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Captain Hook throws a sloppy head kick and Hands moves out of range easily.
Captain Hook throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands feints a jab promting Captain Hook to slip. Hands then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Captain Hook slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Captain Hook is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hands scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Captain Hook throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Hands blocks a jab.
Captain Hook takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Captain Hook on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hands lands an overhand right.#ROC#
Captain Hook is rocked!
Captain Hook fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hands looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hands sizes up Captain Hook with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Captain Hook takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Captain Hook doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Hands throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Captain Hook stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Captain Hook misses with a jab, cross combination.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Captain Hook misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands lunges at Captain Hook with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Captain Hook's hand.
A shot to the liver by Hands. Beautiful body shot.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hands connects with a nice looking jab.
Captain Hook misses with a left hand
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Captain Hook manages to avoid it.
Hands is looking to wear down Captain Hook with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice shot by Hands.
Captain Hook is still on wobbly legs! Can Hands finish him?
Hands swings for the body but Captain Hook moves out of range.
Captain Hook with the counter takedown but Hands avoids it easily.
Captain Hook fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Captain Hook seems to have recovered his senses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
Captain Hook is breathing heavily.
Captain Hook misses with a jab, cross combination.
Captain Hook shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T1#
Captain Hook misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Captain Hook thinking.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Captain Hook manages to avoid it.
Hands swings for the body but Captain Hook moves out of range.
Hands lands with an overhand left.
Captain Hook throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Captain Hook takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
As Hands backs off Captain Hook throws a huge counter combo but Hands manages to avoid it all.
A punch lands to the side of Captain Hook 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Captain Hook throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands cracks Captain Hook with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#KD#
Hands lands a big uppercut and Captain Hook crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Captain Hook looks OK. Hands waves Captain Hook back to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Captain Hook.
Captain Hook feints the counter takedown.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but Captain Hook is just out of range.
Hands lands a jab.#T2#
Captain Hook takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Captain Hook takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Captain Hook throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Captain Hook swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Hands cracks Captain Hook with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Captain Hook falls to his knees and Hands doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Pulse 72 - Tszyu vs Chonan
Date: Apr 29, 2017

#R1#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Destruction.#CUT#
It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
Destruction throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Devon Destruction seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#KD#
Destruction cracks Hands with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Destruction has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Hands to stand back up!#ROC#
Hands is rocked!
Hands's coach down at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Destruction will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Destruction connects with a body shot that sends Hands's belly button to the back.
Hands looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD#
Destruction lands a huge takedown. Hands is out but the ref is slow to react and Destruction lands 3 more undefended punches before the fight is stopped. Brutal finish. Hands lies on the canvas for a good minute before the doctors bring him round. Good to see he's OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Devon Destruction!
In defeat, Pillow Hands stepped up to the mic, saying 'I overtrained and paid the price. Went into the fight with no energy. I'll beat this fucker next time.'.

Event: ICON Fight NIGHT 10
Date: Jan 28, 2017

#R1#
Abbadon wants to clinch
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands cracks Abbadon with a good jab.
Tchort Abbadon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abbadon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Abbadon misses with a wild body shot.
Abbadon misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Abbadon misses with a jab, cross combination.
Abbadon tries to clinch there but Hands circles away.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as Hands blocks the low kick.
Abbadon tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hands paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hands looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Abbadon misses with a two punch combination.
Hands swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Abbadon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Abbadon takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Abbadon misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Abbadon looks to clinch
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Abbadon has been working on his boxing with his coaches at School of Hard Knocks (Elite Training for $250) in the buildup to the fight.
Abbadon is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Abbadon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little jabbing left from Hands on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hands checks the leg kick nicely there.
Hands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hands needs to keep his hands up - Abbadon had a free shot at his head there.#CUT#
It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
Abbadon throws a jab when Hands was well out of range.
Abbadon throws a leg kick
and Abbadon takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Abbadon is looking to clinch.
Abbadon swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Abbadon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hands throws a counter combo.#T2#
Abbadon misses with a jab, cross combination.
Abbadon throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hands is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A punch combination from Abbadon misses.
Hands takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Abbadon staying out of range there.
Abbadon swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Abbadon takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Hands finds it's way through Abbadon's defenses.
Abbadon throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Abbadon gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hands lands with a cross.
Abbadon is looking to clinch. #T3#
Abbadon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Abbadon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Abbadon wants to clinch.
Abbadon takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hands's coach down at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Abbadon tries to close the distance and clinch but Hands swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hands has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Abbadon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Abbadon throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Abbadon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T4#
Hands stuns Abbadon with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hands lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hands takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Abbadon tries to clinch there but Hands circles away.
A countering left hand to the body from Hands misses.
Hands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Abbadon at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Abbadon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a nice body shot.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Abbadon.
Hands lands with an uppercut that bounces Abbadon off the cage and back into range.
Hands scores with the left hand. Abbadon knows he should have avoided that one. #KD#
Abbadon drops Hands with a left and a right! Oh, Hands is hurt - Abbadon dives into side control looking to finish!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pillow Hands will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Hands lands with a shot to the body.
Abbadon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hands swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pillow Hands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Abbadon.
Hands ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hands scores with a jab. Abbadon acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Abbadon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Abbadon misses with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Abbadon's head backwards.
Abbadon just misses with a punch to the body.
Abbadon looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Abbadon with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hands to score with a decent uppercut.
Hands avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #T1#
Abbadon has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hands finds it's way round the side to connect with Abbadon's head.
Abbadon fails to land with a series of punches.
Abbadon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hands cracks a nice hook into Abbadon's ribs.
Abbadon misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Abbadon thinking.
Abbadon throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Abbadon moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hands lands with a right hand.
Abbadon tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab. #T2#
Abbadon throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Abbadon's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abbadon looks to land a combination. Hands sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Hands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Abbadon misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Abbadon tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Abbadon throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Hands scores with a punch to the head.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T3#
A combination from Abbadon does no damage.
A combination from Abbadon does no damage.
Abbadon fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands scores with a punch to the head.
Abbadon misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Abbadon misses with a left hand
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Abbadon throws a leg kick
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Abbadon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T4#
Abbadon misses with the combination.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Abbadon takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abbadon wants to clinch but Hands slips to the side
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Abbadon on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The fighters circling - Hands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An attempted straight right counter from Abbadon misses the target.
Abbadon misses with a double jab.
Hands doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Abbadon closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
That's time! Abbadon's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Abbadon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A nice side step and Hands releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Tchort Abbadon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt.
Abbadon misses with the combination.
Hands connects with a body shot.
Abbadon moves away from the strike by Hands.
Abbadon throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Abbadon tries to clinch up.
Hands swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hands is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Abbadon closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Abbadon tries to clinch but Hands moves away
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Abbadon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands.
Abbadon misses with a series of wild punches.
Abbadon with a hook.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Abbadon.
Abbadon half committed to a counter leg kick.
Abbadon closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab. #T2#
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Abbadon.
Abbadon misses with a low kick.
It seemed like Hands was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Abbadon is looking to clinch.
Hands scores with a punch to the head.
Hands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Abbadon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Abbadon throws a series of strikes that have Hands backpedaling.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Abbadon might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hands connects with a right hand. Abbadon shakes it off.
Abbadon is looking to score with low kicks.
Abbadon tries to clinch up but Hands circles away and keeps his distance.
Tchort Abbadon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Abbadon wants to slow Hands down by chopping away at his legs.
Abbadon tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Abbadon throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Abbadon falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Abbadon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Abbadon tries to clinch there but Hands circles away.
Abbadon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Hands lunges at Abbadon with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Abbadon's hand.
Abbadon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Abbadon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands scores with a jab to the jaw.#T4#
Abbadon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hands.
Abbadon throws a leg kick
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Abbadon tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A countering left hand to the body from Hands misses.
Hands scores with a hook.
Abbadon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hands scores with a body shot.
Abbadon throws a lazy body kick
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hands scores with a body shot.
Abbadon takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pillow Hands is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hands punishes Abbadon's body with a nice straight punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pillow Hands comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Hands winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pillow Hands!
Post fight, Pillow Hands stared into the camera and said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Revolution XC 11
Date: Dec 24, 2016

#R1#
Seko is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Seko misses with a jab to the body
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.#CL2#
Seko instigates a clinch.
Seko fails to pull guard.
Hands lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Hands.
Seko looking to slow down the pace here.
Seko wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A short uppercut from Hands.
Seko stalls.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short left from Hands.
Hands lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Seko or not.
Seko jumps guard but Hands stands there with Seko around his waist. Seko gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hands prevents a takedown attempt there.
Pillow Hands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tainafi Seko.#T1#
Seko pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hands is pressed up against the cage. Seko has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Hands down to the mat. Hands avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Seko shoots and misses
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#TD2#
Seko darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Hands is looking to control Seko's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hands avoid being mounted?
Seko is controlling the pace. #SUB2#
Seko is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Hands is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tainafi Seko!
Pillow Hands spoke after the fight, saying 'I overtrained and paid the price. Went into the fight with no energy. I'll beat this fucker next time.'.

Event: Bravado 18: Berget v Jones
Date: Oct 16, 2016

#R1#
Darmody rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Darmody has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Darmody throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Hands jabs at Darmody's body.
Darmody misses with a double jab
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Darmody tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hands works Darmody's body with a nice hook.
Darmody throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Darmody looks winded!
Darmody throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Darmody misses with a double jab
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hands connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Darmody takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hands lunges at Darmody with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Darmody's hand.
Hands lands a nice shot to the body.
Hands lands with a good body shot.
Darmody takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#TD#
Hands closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. #T1#
Hands controls the position.
Darmody tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Darmody wants to get back to his feet but Hands drags him back down.
Darmody is not content to let Hands control the position.
A lull in the action here.
Darmody holds on to Hands's head and controls the position momentarily. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
You can see the frustration on Darmody's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Darmody misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Darmody throws a combination that misses
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Darmody throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Hands is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Hands throws a body punch but Darmody moves out of range.
Darmody misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hands connects with a crisp jab.
Hands is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Darmody takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#T3#
Hands misses the shot to the body.
Hands punishes Darmody's body with a nice straight punch.
Mickey Darmody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hands misses the shot to the body.
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Darmody moves away.
Darmody looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
Hands's corner calls for a 1-2. Hands obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Darmody in his tracks.
Hands scores with a jab to the body.
Darmody takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Darmody takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#ROC#
Darmody is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Darmody stuffs the takedown attempt from Hands. Hands gets slowly back to his feet.
Darmody lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Darmody is still on wobbly legs! Can Hands finish him?
Darmody leaves Hands with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Darmody seems to have recovered his senses.#T4#
Hands scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Darmody.
Darmody misses with a hook
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hands cracks Darmody with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Darmody throws a right hand that misses
and Hands counters with a huge left! Darmody is in big trouble! He's backing up but Hands isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Darmody from any more damage. A dominating finish by Hands!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Bravado 12: Road to Glory
Date: Sep 21, 2016

#R1#
Hands tries to bum rush Urabey with a series of wild strikes but Urabey uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Urabey appears to be looking for a big counter.
Urabey misses with a wild combination.
Hands is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Urabey with a body shot.
Urabey throws a head kick that misses.
Urabey throws a head kick that misses.
Hands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Urabey was well out of range. Poor timing from Hands.
Urabey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hands paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
Hands misses with a body shot.
Hands takes a swing at Urabey's ribcage but misses.
Urabey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urabey takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Urabey throws a hook but Hands avoids it easily.
Hands swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
No joy there for Urabey, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Urabey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Urabey. Hands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hands is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Urabey rather than just go for the knockout.
Urabey throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hands's head.#T1#
Urabey falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Urabey swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Urabey stuffs the takedown attempt from Hands. Hands gets slowly back to his feet.
Urabey throwing a counter right hand but Hands manages to avoid it.
Kenu Urabey is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Urabey tries to clinch
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Urabey is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Urabey avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Urabey on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Urabey throws a poor cross that misses
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Urabey lands with a cross.
Urabey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Urabey is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands connects with a single shot there.
Urabey misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC2#
Urabey is rocked!
Hands has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.#T2#
Urabey swings widly with a right hand
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hands dips to his left and cracks Urabey with an uppercut!
Oh Urabey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hands's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hands duly obliges.
Hands drops Urabey with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Urabey! Hands dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'You sucked at WWE, now you came to suck on the octagon? Do something useful and kill yourself, Reigns, my bitch'.

Event: Bravado 4: Gracie v Krustofski
Date: Aug 07, 2016

#R1#
Hands lands with a straight right. The Beast didn't see that one coming.
The Beast definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Brock The Beast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hands connects with a looping right hand. #TD#
Hands tries to sprawl but The Beast drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Hands wants to get back to his feet.
Hands wants to get back to full guard.
Hands is positioning himself well to prevent The Beast advancing to mount.
Hands wants to improve his position but The Beast is controlling well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands is controlling The Beast's trapped leg to prevent The Beast from advancing to side control.#T1#
Hands is trying to stand.
Hands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hands is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The Beast working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The Beast is breathing heavily.
Hands tries to roll over but The Beast keeps him under control.#SUB#
The Beast is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hands keeps control of the position for the meantime. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The Beast prevents Hands from standing back up. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hands's jab looks to have found its range, popping The Beast under the eye.
Hands moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by Hands as he connects with a hook.
Hands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A jab from Hands finds it's way through The Beast's defenses.
Hands scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut! #CUT2#
It looks like Brock The Beast has been cut.#T3#
The Beast on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hands misses with the combination.
Hands stuns The Beast with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Beast gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Hands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pillow Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Beast at a distance.
Hands scores with a three punch combo!
Hands scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Beast needs to keep his hands up - Hands had a free shot at his head there.
Hands lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #ROC2#
The Beast is rocked!
Hands has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Hands connects with a body shot.
Oh The Beast is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands cracks The Beast with a hook to the temple - The Beast is on wobbly legs here! Hands swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! The Beast falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Hands wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pillow Hands!
As Pillow Hands got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: You sucked at WWE, now you came to suck on the octagon? Do something useful and kill yourself, Reigns, my bitch'.
The defeated Brock The Beast had this to say: 'I will win the next fight, i don't'wanna go to WWE'.

Event: Bravado 1: Raise the Curtain
Date: Jul 18, 2016

#R1#
Hands misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Benjamin.
Benjamin's corner calls for a 1-2. Benjamin obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hands uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Benjamin.
Hands misses the jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Benjamin darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CUT#
It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
Hands thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hands connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A big left from Hands misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Benjamin misses the target.
Benjamin lands with a right hand.
A big right from Benjamin misses.
A left lands for Hands.
Hands throws a shot from downtown. Benjamin moves away and avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hands throws the left hand but Benjamin avoids the punch easily.
Benjamin misses with a wild combination. #T1#
Benjamin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hands moves away.
Benjamin slips a straight right by Hands.
Benjamin swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Benjamin looks to land a right hand but Hands moved out of range.
Benjamin ducks under a wild hook from Hands.
It looked like Benjamin wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A shot to the body from Benjamin misses
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Benjamin scores with a nice right hand.
A slow jab from Benjamin misses its intended target.
Hands has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hands there as he acknowledges the shot.
Benjamin avoids the body shot from Hands.
Benjamin could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Benjamin looks to score with a jab to the body but Hands is just out of range.
Hands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Benjamin.
Hands throws an overhand right that lands on Benjamin's shoulder, as Benjamin tries to avoid the shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Benjamin misses the target.
Hands staying out of range there.#T2#
Benjamin ducks under a wild hook from Hands.
Benjamin throws a right hand that misses
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Benjamin throws an overhand right that lands on Hands's shoulder, as Hands tries to avoid the shot.
Benjamin misses with a jab, cross combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands slips a jab from Benjamin.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Benjamin moves out of range of the strikes.
Hands getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Benjamin moves away.
Hands swinging wildly here.
Benjamin misses with a body shot
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Benjamin.
Benjamin misses with a looping left.
Hands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Benjamin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hands.#T3#
Benjamin throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Benjamin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hands uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Benjamin.
Hands misses with a body shot.
Hands slips under a jab from Benjamin.
Hands throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Benjamin counters with a stiff right hand.
Benjamin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hands sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hands throws out a counter right but Benjamin avoids it with no problem.
Benjamin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hands.
Hands throws an overhand right that lands on Benjamin's shoulder, as Benjamin tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like Benjamin wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Benjamin looks to land a right hand but Hands moved out of range.
A slow jab from Hands misses its intended target.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but Benjamin is just out of range.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Benjamin. #T4#
Hands slips under a jab.
Benjamin tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Benjamin swings for the body but Hands moves out of range.
Benjamin throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters circling - Benjamin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big left from Benjamin misses.
Hands slips a straight right by Benjamin.
Hands lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A jab from Benjamin misses.
Hands swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Benjamin ducks under a wild hook from Hands.
Benjamin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hands looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Benjamin swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Hands moves out of range of the strikes.
Hands moves forwards but Benjamin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeff Benjamin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Hands staying out of range there.
Benjamin looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Hands walks into a stiff left hand from Benjamin.
Benjamin slips under a jab.
Benjamin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hands stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hands connects with a body shot that sends Benjamin's belly button to the back.
A punch lands to the side of Hands 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hands throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Benjamin counters with a nice body shot.
Benjamin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Benjamin staying out of range there.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but Benjamin is just out of range.
Benjamin misses with a hook. Hands ducked under it nicely.
A nice side step and Hands releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hands throws a body punch but Benjamin moves out of range.
Benjamin lands a nice shot that snaps Hands's head back.
Hands throws an off balance right hand
and Benjamin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Hands connects with a body shot.
Hands moves away from the strike by Benjamin.
Hands looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Benjamin throws a big shot that misses.
Benjamin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hands.
Benjamin works the jab nicely.
Benjamin throws a lazy right hand but Hands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Benjamin throws out the jab.
Nice defenses there by Hands.
Benjamin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hands throws a series of punches but Benjamin avoids them all with ease.
Hands throws a lazy right hand but Benjamin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Benjamin misses with a double jab.
Benjamin jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Benjamin throws out a loose jab but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Hands throws a big shot that misses.
Hands throws an overhand right that lands on Benjamin's shoulder, as Benjamin tries to avoid the shot.
Benjamin moves out of range of the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Benjamin.
Benjamin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hands's head.#CUT#
That has opened up Pillow Hands's cut even more.
Benjamin swings for the body but Hands moves out of range.
Benjamin cracks Hands with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hands connects with a body shot.
Benjamin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hands.
Benjamin looks to land a left hand but Hands moved out of range nicely.
Benjamin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hands can do to turn this around?
Benjamin slips under a jab from Hands.
Benjamin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Benjamin swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T3#
Benjamin throws a big shot that misses.
Benjamin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Benjamin throws a hook but Hands blocks it.
Benjamin lands a really nice looking cross but Hands seems unphased.
Hands slips under a jab from Benjamin.
Benjamin misses with a body shot.
Hands throws a counter combo.
Hands moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hands walks into a stiff left hand from Benjamin.
Nice cross by Benjamin.
Hands swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Benjamin.
Benjamin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Benjamin swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Benjamin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jeff Benjamin is winning the standup battle so far.#T4#
The fighters circling - Hands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Hands might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Benjamin has got the better of the exchanges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands lands with a shot to the body.
Jab, jab by Benjamin - just one landing.
Hands throws a jab but it's blocked by Benjamin.
Benjamin throwing a counter right hand but Hands manages to avoid it.
Benjamin throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Hands blocks a jab.
Benjamin throws a big shot that misses.
Benjamin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hands connects with a body shot.
Benjamin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hands's hands.
Benjamin throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circling - Benjamin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A countering left hand to the body from Hands misses.
Hands works over Benjamin's head and body with a nice combination.
Benjamin connects with a right hand. Hands shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeff Benjamin dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Benjamin throws the left hand but Hands avoids the punch easily.
Benjamin uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Benjamin throws out a loose jab but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hands is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hands moves out of range as Benjamin strikes.
A little jabbing left from Hands on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A big right from Benjamin misses.
Hands fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Benjamin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
A jab lands there for Benjamin.
Benjamin throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Benjamin misses with an uppercut.
Benjamin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Jeff Benjamin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Benjamin.
Benjamin throws out a loose jab but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Benjamin moves away.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Benjamin.
Hands is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Benjamin lands with an uppercut that bounces Hands off the cage and back into range.
Benjamin misses with a hook. Hands ducked under it nicely.
Hands gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Benjamin.
Hands lands a jab to Benjamin's midsection.
Hands thows a left - swing and a miss!
Benjamin scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hands in his tracks.
Benjamin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Benjamin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hands sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hands throws a looping overhand right but Benjamin ducks down to avoid it.
Nice jab there from Benjamin.
Benjamin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pillow Hands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Benjamin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Hands misses the target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Benjamin swings for the body but Hands moves out of range.
Hands misses with a looping left.
An attempted straight right counter from Benjamin misses the target.
Benjamin misses with a looping right.
Benjamin moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hands misses with an uppercut
and Benjamin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Benjamin digs a good body shot into Hands's ribs.
Benjamin loads up on a big right hand but Hands slips the punch.
A nice side step and Hands releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hands slips a straight right by Benjamin.#T3#
Hands lunges at Benjamin with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Benjamin's hand.
Hands avoids the body shot from Benjamin.
Hands walks into a left hand.
Benjamin misses with an uppercut.
Hands throws out a counter right but Benjamin avoids it with no problem.
Hands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Benjamin.
Hands misses with a looping left.
Hands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Benjamin throws out the jab.
Hands is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Benjamin with a body shot.
Hands swings widly with a right hand
and Benjamin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands throws a lazy uppercut
and Benjamin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Benjamin slips under a jab.
Hands slips under a jab.
Benjamin works the jab nicely.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Benjamin.#T4#
Hands throws an overhand right that lands on Benjamin's shoulder, as Benjamin tries to avoid the shot.
Hands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hands works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Benjamin is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Benjamin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands.
A big right from Benjamin misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Hands misses the target.
Hands has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Benjamin avoids the body shot from Hands.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
Benjamin lands a slapping body shot.
Benjamin misses with a lunging right hand
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Benjamin slips a straight right by Hands.
Jeff Benjamin is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Benjamin walks into a stiff left hand from Hands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeff Benjamin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Benjamin has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeff Benjamin!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 20, 2016

#R1##CL#
Reigns fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hands, pushing him back against the cage.
Hands lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reigns backwards.
Reigns looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Reigns has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Hands avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Reigns is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hands is keeping busy.
Hands's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Reigns tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hands just stands there and leans against the cage.
Reigns could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Hands lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hands gets underhooks to prevent Reigns's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roman Reigns. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Reigns is breathing heavily.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hands displaying some good clinch control by pressing Reigns up against the cage.
Reigns is trying to pull guard but Hands has him pressed against the cage.#T1#
The referee calls for Hands to work.
Hands lands a left hand.
Hands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A shot in the inside from Hands.
Hands stalls.
Hands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
A shot in the inside from Hands.
A hook to the body from Hands.
Hands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Hands's face as he tries to break the clinch. #T2#
Reigns jumps guard but Hands stands there with Reigns around his waist. Reigns gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hands lands a body shot.
Hands scores with a hook to the body.
Hands lands a nice shot to the body.
Hands is working Reigns over against the cage.
Hands tries to break free but Reigns pushes him back against the cage.#BC2#
Hands's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Reigns in his tracks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Reigns on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hands.#T3#
Hands catches Reigns with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hands lands a lovely overhand right.
Hands scores with a jab to the body.
Reigns takes one on the button.
Hands with a jab.
Hands scores with a nice right hand.
Hands jabs Reigns right on the nose. Reigns blinks but takes it well.
Reigns shoots and misses
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Reigns thinking.
Pillow Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hands scores with a hook to the body. Reigns takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hands listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T4#
Hands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hands connects with a nice looking jab.
Hands fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hands scores with a nice head shot.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Hands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hands lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hands scores with a nice strike.
A left lands for Hands.
Hands cracks Reigns with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A right-left combo lands from Hands.
Hands scores with a punch to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Hands lands with a straight right. Reigns didn't see that one coming.
Reigns has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Reigns there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hands takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Pillow Hands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Reigns is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hands sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hands throws out a counter right but Reigns avoids it with no problem.
Reigns takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Reigns takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Roman Reigns is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hands lands a jab to the nose.
Hands thuds his right hand into Reigns's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reigns misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hands! But no joy.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Hands scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hands cracks Reigns with a good jab.
Reigns is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Reigns takes one to the chin there.
Nice body punch from Hands.
A jab lands there for Hands.
Roman Reigns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hands connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hands smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hands lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands scores with a nice right hand. #T2#
Reigns takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hands lands with a hook. Reigns tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hands thuds a left hand into Reigns's body.
Nice cross by Hands.
Nice shot by Hands.
Reigns takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hands lands a jab to the nose.
Reigns looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hands works Reigns's body with a nice hook.
A left and a right from Hands both land. Nice combination.
Hands scores with a nice head shot.
Hands cracks Reigns with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#ROC2#
Reigns is rocked!
Hands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T3#
Hands lands an overhand right.
Oh Reigns is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands cracks Reigns with a right hand to the side of the head.
Reigns ducks right into an uppercut from Hands.
Hands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Reigns seems to have got his legs back now.
Hands stalks Reigns and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Reigns's face. Reigns staggers backwards, shaken.
Reigns on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hands fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Reigns to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Reigns looks to clinch but Hands throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Reigns taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'You sucked at WWE, now you came to suck on the octagon? Do something useful and kill yourself, Reigns, my bitch'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 15, 2016

#R1##TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Hands enables Konate to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Hands manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Hands on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hands tries to get out of the position.
Konate throwing strikes from guard but Hands blocks nicely.
Konate throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Konate is looking to work some ground and pound but Hands has wrist control.
Konate throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hands works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Konate trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #SUB2#
Konate thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Konate trying to control but Hands is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Hands wants to sweep but no luck. #T1#
Konate postures up in Hands's guard and throws a big left but Hands blocks it.
Konate throws a big elbow that misses. #ES#
Hands manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Konate uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands.
Hands takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Konate lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Konate throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Konate closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hands circles away.
Konate scoring well with a low kick there.
Konate looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.#T2#
Konate throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hands cracks Konate with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Konate lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hands chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Konate can pounce on him.
Konate misses with a body shot.
Konate swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Konate is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A quick step to the side and Hands tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands takes a kick to the side of the head.
A left lands for Hands.
Hands tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#T3#
Konate throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Konate throws a body punch but Hands moves out of range.
Hands connects with a body shot that sends Konate's belly button to the back.
Konate lands with a thumping leg kick.
Anicent Konate seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Konate misses with an attempted mid kick.
A jab from Hands does it's job there.
Hands scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Konate tries to land a leg kick but Hands saw it coming and moves away.
Hands throws a body punch but Konate moves out of range.
A jab from Hands finds it's way through Konate's defenses.
Konate will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hands cracks Konate with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#ROC#
Konate is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands steps in with a hook that catches Konate right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Hands follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Konate looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
As Pillow Hands got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Now I shall rename you My Bitch'.

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