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Event:
Carnage 43
Date: Jun 03, 2017 |
#R1#
Chewer jabs at Axe's body.
A big left from Chewer misses.
Axe looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Axe looks to land a right hand but Chewer moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Chewer misses the target.
Chewer misses with the combination.
Chewer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Chewer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bully Busters in the buildup to the fight.
Axe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chewer tries to bum rush Axe with a series of wild strikes but Axe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Chewer looks to land a combination but Axe avoids it well.
Axe misses with a combination
and Chewer counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Jon Axe has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Axe misses.
Chewer throws a nice looking combination but Axe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Axe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Axe darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
No joy there for Chewer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Axe swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Axe tries to move into range but Chewer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#T1#
Axe swings for the body but Chewer moves out of range.
Chewer works Axe's body with a nice hook.
Testicule Chewer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Axe.
Chewer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Axe counters with a right hand to the body.
Chewer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Chewer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Axe circles away quickly and effectively.
Chewer falls off balance throwing a combination
#CL2#
and Axe counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #BC#
Chewer breaks the clinch.
Chewer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Axe cracks Chewer with an open hand slap.
Axe getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A lazy left from Chewer finds it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Axe tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chewer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chewer went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.#T2#
Donk. Axe catches Chewer right on the button with a cross.
Chewer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Axe throws out a powerful jab.#ROC2#
Chewer is rocked!
Axe lands with a nice body punch.
Oh Chewer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A big right from Chewer misses.
Axe ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Chewer out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jon Axe!
Testicule Chewer spoke after the fight, saying 'I will be back...after Im thru warming up ur momma...and while ur waitin....rinse off ur sister and put her back in the car....Im takin her with me for 3rds....'.
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Event:
Carnage 35
Date: Apr 16, 2017 |
#R1#
Clements misses with a hook. Chewer ducked under it nicely.
Chewer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Clements bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Clements lands a nice hook to Chewer's body. Chewer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chewer moves away from the strike by Clements.
Clements misses with an uppercut
and Chewer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chewer misses with a wild body shot.
Clements with a nice cross.
Clements takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clements misses with a left hand
and Chewer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Clements throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chewer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Chewer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chewer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#T1#
Clements misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chewer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've been told by Chewer's head coaches at Bully Busters that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Chewer connects with a body shot.
Clements tries to land a leg kick but Chewer saw it coming and moves away.
Testicule Chewer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chewer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Clements needs to keep his hands up - Chewer had a free shot at his head there.#ROC#
Clements is rocked!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Clements lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chewer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chewer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Clements is still on wobbly legs! Can Chewer finish him?
No luck with that takedown attempt from Clements.
Clements seems to have recovered his senses.
Chewer lands with a shot to the body. #T2#
Clements connects with a body shot that sends Chewer's belly button to the back.
Chewer misses with a hook.#CL2#
Clements clinches up with Chewer and pushes him back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Clements.
Still in the clinch, Chewer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Clements's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chewer gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Clements.
#BC#
Chewer breaks the clinch.
Clements throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chewer scores with a nice strike.
Chewer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Clements counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Clements slips a jab from Chewer.
Chewer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#T3#
Chewer fails to land with a series of punches.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Clements! But no joy.
Clements is looking to clinch.
Clements moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CL2#
Clements takes the fight into the clinch.
Clements has a couple of punches blocked by Chewer.
Chewer lands a shot to the body.#BC#
Chewer breaks from the clinch.
Clements throws a solid leg kick but Chewer takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Clements.
Clements fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jamaal Clements seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chewer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Chewer misses with a looping left.
Chewer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Clements cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clements jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chewer misses with a straight left. #KD#
Chewer drops Clements with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Clements looks back up at him and smiles so Chewer waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Clements doesn't manage to clinch there - Chewer circles away.
A big right from Clements misses.
Clements fails with the takedown
and Chewer counters with a left to the body.
Testicule Chewer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jamaal Clements.#KD#
Chewer lands a big right hand that sends Clements crashing to the mat! Chewer stays standing though and waves Clements back to his feet!
Chewer slips a jab and a cross from Clements.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Clements throws a lazy uppercut
and Chewer counters with a straight right hand.
Clements misses with a wild body shot.
Chewer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clements is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Testicule Chewer dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Clements misses with a body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Chewer misses the target.#KD#
Chewer sends Clements crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Chewer is motioning to the referee to let Clements up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#TD2#
Clements shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Clements showed some decent athleticism there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chewer is looking for a sweep. Clements is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Clements seems to be looking for submissions.
Clements winds up and cracks Chewer with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Clements throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Clements not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T1#
Clements trying to control from half guard but Chewer is working away.
Clements is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chewer is not content to let Clements control the position.
Chewer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Chewer gets back to full guard.
Clements has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Clements throws a big elbow that misses. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Clements advances to half guard.
Clements lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Clements looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Chewer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Clements on the ground.
Clements wants to control but Chewer is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Clements is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Clements not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Clements is trying to control the action in half guard but Chewer is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T3#
Clements lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Clements thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Chewer's head.
Clements throwing shots but Chewer is blocking nicely. #SUB2#
Clements seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Chewer is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jamaal Clements!
Jamaal Clements is the new welterweight champion!
A relieved looking Jamaal Clements thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Testicule Chewer was interviewed post fight and said 'I will be back...after Im thru warming up ur momma...and while ur waitin....rinse off ur sister and put her back in the car....Im takin her with me for 3rds....'.
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Event:
Carnage 30
Date: Mar 04, 2017 |
#R1#
Nice defenses there by Lopez.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
Chewer throws a good cross that connects.
#TD#
Lopez shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Lopez was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#SUB#
Lopez is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Chewer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Lopez tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
A bit of a lull in the action here.#T1##SUB#
Lopez looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Lopez tries for a kimura but Chewer is defending well. #SUB#
Lopez thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB#
Lopez working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Lopez tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T2##SUB#
Lopez is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Chewer has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
Lopez is trying to get an arm triangle but Chewer is defending well. #SUB#
Lopez tries for a kimura but Chewer is defending well. #SUB#
Lopez looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T3##SUB#
Lopez is trying to get an arm triangle but Chewer is defending well.
Chewer is looking to regain half guard here but Lopez keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Lopez is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Chewer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Lopez wants to control but Chewer is keeping him busy. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Lopez tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Lopez has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Lopez tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Lopez has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Chewer felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB#
Lopez wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Chewer, who protects the arm well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Lopez looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Lopez thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cartel Lopez dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Chewer scores with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Lopez.
As Chewer tries to get set, Lopez tries to push him back and clinch up but Chewer manages to avoid the attempt.
Lopez looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Testicule Chewer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lopez slips a jab from Chewer.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
A jab lands there for Chewer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chewer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lopez fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lopez has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chewer finds it's way round the side to connect with Lopez's head. #T1#
Chewer lands a slapping body shot.
Chewer throws a shot to the body.
Chewer digs a good hook to Lopez's body.
Chewer throws a looping overhand right but Lopez ducks down to avoid it.
Lopez seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A left lands for Chewer.
Chewer throws an overhand right that lands on Lopez's shoulder, as Lopez tries to avoid the shot.
Lopez tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chewer manages to circle out of the way.
Lopez slips a jab from Chewer.
Lopez is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Chewer.
Chewer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nice jab there from Chewer. #T2#
Lopez ducks under a wild hook from Chewer.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
Chewer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lopez on the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chewer lands with a good body shot.
Chewer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lopez wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Lopez tries to clinch but Chewer moves out of range.
Lopez moves out of range as Chewer strikes.
Testicule Chewer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chewer sizes up Lopez with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Chewer throws a looping overhand right but Lopez ducks down to avoid it. #T3#
Nice shot lands for Chewer.#KD2#
Chewer sends Lopez crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Chewer is motioning to the referee to let Lopez up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#
Lopez is rocked!
Testicule Chewer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chewer punishes Lopez's body with a nice straight punch.
Oh Lopez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lopez shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Lopez seems to have got his legs back now.
Chewer stuns Lopez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chewer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lopez.
Lopez seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#KD2#
Chewer drops Lopez with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Lopez looks back up at him and smiles so Chewer waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Chewer stuns Lopez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lopez tries to clinch but Chewer is having none of it.
Chewer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T4#
Lopez walks into a straight right hand from Chewer.
Chewer misses with an uppercut.
Lopez tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chewer manages to circle out of the way.
Chewer cracks Lopez with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chewer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lopez tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chewer manages to circle out of the way.
Lopez avoids the body shot from Chewer.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
Chewer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Chewer tests Lopez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
BOOM! Chewer lands a beautiful left hook that drops Lopez. Lopez tries to recover but Chewer is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Lopez lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
Testicule Chewer is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Testicule Chewer thanked Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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Event:
Carnage 25
Date: Jan 18, 2017 |
#R1#
Gracie gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gracie misses with a combination
and Chewer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gracie thinking.
Gracie shoots in looking for a takedown. Chewer tries to sprawl out of it but Gracie keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Chewer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Chewer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Regulus Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chewer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chewer there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gracie rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Chewer counter with a right hand.
Chewer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gracie has time to react.
Gracie misses with a takedown
and Chewer counters with a lovely straight right hand!#ROC2#
Gracie is rocked!
Gracie misses with a low kick.
Oh Gracie is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T1#
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Chewer! Gracie is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
A very excited looking Testicule Chewer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
Carnage 20
Date: Dec 17, 2016 |
#R1#
Chewer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chewer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And Ryback tries to counter it with a takedown but Chewer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Ryback keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ryback looks to throw the jab but Chewer is out of range.
Donk. Chewer catches Ryback right on the button with a cross.
Chewer misses with a body shot
#TD2#
and Ryback counters with a single leg into guard. Chewer didn't expect that.
Ryback passes Chewer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Ryback missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ryback throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Chewer is refusing to be controlled, as Ryback sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Ryback is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Ryback is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#T1#
Ryback passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Chewer!
Ryback looking to finish with strikes here!
#SUB2#
Ryback goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Chewer is on top in guard.
Chewer wants to stand and escape but instead Ryback has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB##T2#
Ryback is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Chewer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Ryback trying to control the position from guard on top but Chewer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ryback advances to half guard.
Ryback throwing shots but Chewer is blocking nicely.
Ryback perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Ryback missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ryback with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #SUB2#
Ryback is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Chewer sees it coming and defends easily.
Chewer on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Chewer tries to get out of the position.#T3#
Ryback thows a huge punch but Chewer dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Ryback is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Chewer defends it well. #SUB2#
Chewer is defending against the submission attempts here by Ryback.
Chewer holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Ryback is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Ryback is working for a kimura but Chewer is defending it quite comfortably.
#SUB2#
Ryback is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB2#
Ryback is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ryback thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Chewer's head.
Ryback throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Casey Ryback dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Ryback throws a lazy right hand but Chewer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chewer throws a jab when Ryback was well out of range.
Ryback fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chewer manages to avoid it.
Chewer throws a looping overhand right but Ryback ducks down to avoid it.
Ryback drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Chewer defends it well.
Ryback avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ryback is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Ryback wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ryback is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chewer.
A swing and a miss from Chewer.
Ryback tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Ryback has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ryback throws a hook to the side of Chewer's head but Chewer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ryback misses with a few strikes there.
Chewer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ryback moves away.
Ryback tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ryback looks to land a combination but Chewer avoids it well.
An attempted straight right counter from Chewer misses the target.
A big left from Chewer misses.
Ryback swings for the body but Chewer moves out of range.
Ryback throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chewer scores with a shot to the body.
Chewer jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T1#
Ryback ducks under a wild hook from Chewer.
Chewer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ryback with the counter takedown but Chewer avoids it easily.
Chewer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Chewer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ryback stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ryback throws a lazy right hand but Chewer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Testicule Chewer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chewer misses with an uppercut. Ryback saw that one coming.
And Ryback tries to counter it with a takedown but Chewer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Testicule Chewer is winning the standup battle so far.
Ryback defending well as Chewer loads up on a big left hand.
Chewer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Chewer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ryback was well out of range. Poor timing from Chewer.
Chewer misses the shot to the body.
Ryback uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Chewer has time to react.
A jab from Chewer misses.
Ryback slips under a jab from Chewer.
Ryback scores with a jab to the jaw.
Chewer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chewer misses with an uppercut
#TD2#
so Ryback counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. #ES#
Chewer manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.#BC#
Chewer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Decent striking displayed by Ryback there.
Chewer lands a nice shot that snaps Ryback's head back.
#ROC#
Ryback is rocked!
Chewer misses with a hook. Ryback ducked under it nicely.
Ryback is still on wobbly legs! Can Chewer finish him?
Chewer looks to land a left hand but Ryback moved out of range nicely.
Chewer drops Ryback with a big left hand! Ryback is injured, injured bad! Chewer jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
During a confident post fight interview, Testicule Chewer thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Casey Ryback stepped up to the mic, saying 'Another cold day in Hell. '.
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Event:
Carnage 16
Date: Oct 29, 2016 |
#R1#
Paris shoots in for a double leg but Chewer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Good exchange - Chewer coming out on top.
Cody Paris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Chewer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Paris walks into a jab.
Chewer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pariss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Paris is trying hard to land a takedown here. Chewer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #TD#
Paris drives through with a takedown into guard.
Paris is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Chewer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Paris loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Paris seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Paris lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Paris throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Chewer working a defensive guard here.
Chewer working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Paris.
Paris in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Paris looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Paris bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Paris dives in for a single leg takedown but Chewer sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cody Paris. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Chewer.
Chewer takes a swing at Paris's ribcage but misses.
Paris looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Chewer lands with a good body shot.
Paris fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Chewer slips a straight right by Paris.
Chewer lands a nice shot to the body.
A jab from Chewer finds it's way through Paris's defenses. #TD#
Paris shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Paris performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Paris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#T3#
Paris looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chewer with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Paris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#SUB#
Paris is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Chewer is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cody Paris!
Cody Paris retains his welterweight title!
Cody Paris was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
The defeated Testicule Chewer had this to say: 'I will be back...after Im thru warming up ur momma...'.
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Event:
Carnage 14
Date: Oct 14, 2016 |
#R1#
Chewer lands with a cross.
Northstar doesn't manage to clinch there - Chewer circles away.
Northstar is looking to score with low kicks.
A quick step to the side and Chewer tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chewer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Northstar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Northstar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chewer.
Testicule Chewer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Northstar tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Chewer counters with a straight right hand.
Northstar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chewer.
Chewer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Northstar counters with a good low kick that Chewer was not able to check.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chewer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Northstar.
Northstar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A looping hook to the body misses from Northstar. Chewer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Northstar throws the left hand but Chewer avoids the punch easily.
Northstar misses with a looping left.#T1#
Chewer misses the shot to the body.
Chewer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Chewer misses the target.
Chewer throws a right hand that Northstar ducks under and follows up with a left that Northstar also avoids with ease.
Left hook, right uppercut from Chewer.
Northstar misses with a leg kick
and Chewer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chewer misses with the combination.
Northstar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chewer to score with a decent uppercut.
A head kick misses from Northstar.
Chewer swings for the body but Northstar moves out of range.
It seemed like Northstar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T2#
Chewer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Northstar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Chewer misses the target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chewer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Northstar.
Chewer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Northstar lands a body shot.
A slow jab from Chewer misses its intended target.
Chewer looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Chewer scores with a nice strike.
Northstar moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Northstar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chewer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chewer lands the left hand.#T3#
A telegraphed right hand from Chewer misses the target.
Northstar lands a leg kick that knocks Chewer off balance momentarily.
A nice combination there by Chewer.
Chewer throws an overhand right that lands on Northstar's shoulder, as Northstar tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Northstar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Chewer scores with a nice head shot.
Chewer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A leg kick checked by Chewer.
Chewer throws the left hand but Northstar avoids the punch easily.
Northstar throws a body shot but no joy.
Northstar doesn't manage to clinch there - Chewer circles away.
Northstar misses with an uppercut. Chewer saw that one coming.
Chewer misses with a series of wild punches.
Northstar looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T4#
Chewer throws out a loose jab but Northstar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Northstar scores with a head kick. Chewer tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Chewer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chewer misses with an uppercut. Northstar saw that one coming.
Northstar throws a nice looking combination but Chewer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Northstar throws a hook to the side of Chewer's head but Chewer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Northstar misses with a straight left.
Northstar defending well as Chewer loads up on a big left hand.
Northstar misses with a hook. Chewer ducked under it nicely.
Chewer misses with a hook. Northstar ducked under it nicely.
Chewer scores with a nice head shot.
Chewer tests Northstar's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Testicule Chewer dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Northstar slips under a jab.
Northstar throws a sloppy head kick and Chewer moves out of range easily.
Northstar scores with a body shot.
Chewer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Northstar throws out a counter right but Chewer avoids it with no problem.
Chewer swats away the attempt to clinch by Northstar.
Chewer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Chewer misses with the combination.
Testicule Chewer is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chewer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Northstar slips under a jab.
Chewer lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Northstar's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chewer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Northstar scrambles back to his feet.#T1#
Chewer misses with a looping left.
Chewer misses with a hook.
A nice side step and Northstar releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Chewer throws a hook to the side of Northstar's head but Northstar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Northstar tries to counter with a clinch but Chewer shakes him off and moves away.
Northstar avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chewer moves out of range as Northstar strikes.
Chewer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Chewer ducks under a wild hook from Northstar.
A little feinted left hand from Chewer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Chewer avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Chewer throws an off balance right hand
and Northstar counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Chewer thinking.
Chewer cracks Northstar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A punch combination from Chewer misses. #T2#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Northstar.
Northstar is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Northstar throws an overhand right that lands on Chewer's shoulder, as Chewer tries to avoid the shot.
Northstar moves out of range of the strikes.
Northstar scores with a kick to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Northstar misses with a leg kick.
It looked like Chewer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Chewer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Northstar can pounce on him.
Northstar throws a head kick but Chewer moves out of range.
Northstar slips a jab and a cross from Chewer.
A little jabbing left from Northstar on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Northstar tries to clinch up.
Northstar throws a low kick but Chewer avoids it.
Chewer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Northstar lands a lovely overhand right.#T3#
Northstar misses with a wild combination.
Chewer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Northstar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Northstar fails in his attempt to clinch.
It looked like Chewer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Northstar is looking to clinch but Chewer is avoiding it.
The crowd cheers as Chewer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Northstar doesn't seem phased though.
Northstar gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The fighters circling - Northstar throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Northstar avoids a punch combination nicely.
A jab from Northstar misses. #T4#
Northstar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chewer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Northstar moves away.
A little jabbing left from Northstar on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Northstar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chewer misses with a double jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Northstar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chewer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chewer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chewer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Northstar counters with an inside leg kick.
Chewer throws a right hand that misses
and Northstar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Northstar misses with a hook
and Northstar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Northstar misses with a wild body shot.
Chewer misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Testicule Chewer dominated that second round.
That's time! Chewer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Northstar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chewer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Northstar wants to land a leg kick but Chewer is out of range.
Chewer is looking to counter punch.
Chewer throws an off balance right hand
letting Northstar counter with a right hand.
Chewer staying out of range there.
Northstar lands a jab to Chewer's midsection.
Northstar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chewer.
A big left from Northstar misses.
It looked like Chewer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Chewer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Northstar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Northstar might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Chewer has got the better of the exchanges.
A telegraphed right hand from Chewer misses the target.
Chewer misses with a body shot.
Chewer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T1#
Chewer lands a head shot.
Northstar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chewer.
Northstar has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chewer finds it's way round the side to connect with Northstar's head.
Chewer misses with a looping right.
Northstar lands a head kick!
Northstar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Chewer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Good exchange - Chewer coming out on top.
Chewer looks to land a right hand but Northstar moved out of range.
Chewer swings for the body but Northstar moves out of range.
Testicule Chewer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Chewer throws a series of punches but Northstar avoids them all with ease.
Northstar throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chewer misses with an uppercut. Northstar saw that one coming.
Northstar looks to land a right hand but Chewer moved out of range.
Northstar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Northstar misses with a lunging right hand
and Chewer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chewer feints a jab promting Northstar to slip. Chewer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Northstar slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Northstar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chewer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chewer tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Northstar manages to circle out of the way.
Chewer throws a body punch but Northstar moves out of range.
A jab from Northstar misses.
Northstar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
#T3#
Chewer tests Northstar's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Northstar throws the left hand but Chewer avoids the punch easily.
Chewer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Northstar manages to avoid it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Northstar.
Chewer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chewer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Northstar connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Northstar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chewer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Northstar tries to close the distance and clinch but Chewer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T4#
Northstar tries to clinch there but Chewer circles away.
Chewer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It seemed like Northstar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Chewer blocks a head kick by Northstar.
Nice defenses there by Chewer.
Northstar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Chewer scores with a three punch combo!
Northstar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chewer.
Chewer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Northstar can do to turn this around?
Northstar throws a looping overhand right but Chewer ducks down to avoid it.
Northstar moves away from the strike by Chewer.
Chewer jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed right hand from Chewer misses the target.
Northstar is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Sage Northstar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chewer throws a lazy right hand but Northstar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Testicule Chewer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Chewer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Testicule Chewer!
Testicule Chewer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 24, 2016 |
#R1#
Gonon looks to clinch
and Chewer counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#
It looks like Terry Gonon has been cut.
Gonon closes the distance looking to clinch
and Chewer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#ROC2#
Gonon is rocked!
Chewer connects with a body shot that sends Gonon's belly button to the back.#CL#
Gonon has Chewer up against the cage in a clinch.
#BC2#
Chewer breaks the clinch.
Chewer closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Gonon! Chewer dives in looking to finish! Gonon is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
Testicule Chewer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 20, 2016 |
#R1#
Gonon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
#CUT2#
It looks like Terry Gonon has been cut.#KD2#
Chewer drops Gonon with a beautiful combination! Gonon stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Chewer is looking for the KO!#ROC2#
Gonon is rocked!
Gonon is holding his hands too far apart here. Chewer throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Gonon is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testicule Chewer!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 15, 2016 |
#R1#
A left and a right from Jiggler both land. Nice combination. #CL#
Jiggler clinches with his opponent.
#BC#
Jiggler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Testicule Chewer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jiggler checks a leg kick.
Chewer with a hook.
Chewer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chewer lands the left hand.
Chewer cracks Jiggler with an open hand slap.#CUT2#
It looks like Chuck Jiggler has been cut.
Chewer misses with an uppercut.
Jiggler misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chewer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jiggler in his tracks. #CL#
Jiggler clinches. #BC#
Jiggler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chewer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jiggler in his tracks.
Chewer tries to score with a low kick but Jiggler moves his leg out of the way.
Jiggler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chewer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Chewer digs a good hook to Jiggler's body.
Jiggler throws a nice looking combination but Chewer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#T1#
Chewer scores with a jab to the jaw.#ROC2#
Jiggler is rocked!
Chewer drops Jiggler with a huge uppercut! Jiggler drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Chewer is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 09, 2016 |
#R1#
Chewer lands with a straight right. Meierotto didn't see that one coming.#CUT2#
It looks like Marty Meierotto has been cut.
Meierotto takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chewer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Chewer staying out of range there.
Chewer throws out a counter right but Meierotto avoids it with no problem.
Marty Meierotto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Meierotto.
Meierotto tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Chewer defends well and Meierotto ends up having to push Chewer into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Meierotto.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marty Meierotto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Meierotto with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Chewer to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chewer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chewer sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Meierotto's defenses. It connects perfectly with Meierotto's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testicule Chewer!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 06, 2016 |
#R1#
Diaz swats away the attempt to clinch by Chewer.
A quick step to the side and Diaz tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diaz fails to land the takedown.#CL2#
Chewer moves into the clinch successfully.
Chewer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Diaz drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chewer pulls his leg out and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diaz fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Damos Diaz. That's going to take a lot out of him.#KD2#
Chewer cracks Diaz with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Diaz looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Chewer finish him?
#ROC2#
Diaz is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chewer shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Diaz takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Chewer sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Diaz bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testicule Chewer!
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