Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: CSW 023 K1 Time
Date: Sep 29, 2017

#R1#
Speed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickskin manages to avoid it.
It looked like Dickskin was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Speed.
Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Speed lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dickskin throws out a loose jab but Speed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickskin throws the left hand but Speed avoids the punch easily.
Speed jabs Dickskin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Speed misses with a hook.
Nice cross by Speed.#CUT2#
It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.#KD2#
Speed looks low and kicks high, catching Dickskin right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin glances at the clock... BAM! Speed nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Dickskin crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Dickskin is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tyson Speed!
Tyson Speed gave a mention to Perkele! in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

Event: CSW 017 Compton vs Attano II
Date: Sep 17, 2017

#R1#
Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing.
Valentine ducks under a wild hook from Dickskin.
Valentine moves out of range of the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Valentine on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#CL#
Dickskin closes the distance and pushes Valentine back into the cage.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Dickskin lands with a right to the head.
Dickskin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Valentine backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Valentine is trying to break free.
Dickskin stalling in the clinch.
Valentine prevents a body shot from Dickskin.
Dickskin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Valentines head. #T1#
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike.
Dickskin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Valentine's elbow.
Valentine is trying to break the clinch but Dickskin is controlling him.
A shot in the inside from Dickskin.
Dickskin scores with a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickskin.
A nice left hand lands by Dickskin.
Valentine wants to break free but Dickskin has control.
A right hand to the body from Dickskin.
Valentine looks winded!
Dickskin lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dickskin lands a body punch.
Dickskin lands with a short punch from the clinch. #CUT#
It looks like Leon Valentine has been cut.#T2#
Dickskin is struggling to control the position.
A short left from Dickskin.
Dickskin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickskin pushes Valentine back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickskin lands a hook that snaps the head of Valentine backwards. #ROC#
Valentine is rocked!
Dickskin pushes Valentine against the cage. Dickskin is working some dirty boxing. Dickskin pushes off with a quick right hook! Valentine goes down! Valentine tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Dickskin moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!
A victorious Snake Dickskin thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: CSW 012 Dickskin vs Hardacre
Date: Sep 09, 2017

#R1#
Dickskin takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hardacre scores with a body shot.
Dickskin avoids the head kick by Hardacre.
A big left from Dickskin misses.
Hardacre keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hardacre cracks a nice hook into Dickskin's ribs.
Hardacre connects with the punch.
Hardacre slips under a jab from Dickskin.
Dickskin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hardacre circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dickskin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dickskin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hardacre paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dickskin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hardacre displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dickskin throws out the jab.
Hardacre cracks Dickskin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jab by Hardacre.#T1#
Hardacre scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dickskin doesn't seem bothered though.
Dickskin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hardacre is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Dickskin with a body shot.
Dickskin takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hardacre scores with a jab.
Hardacre lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dickskin takes a step back to recover.
Hardacre scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A punch lands to the side of Dickskin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dickskin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Hardacre lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hardacre lands with a cross. #ROC2#
Dickskin is rocked!
Hardacre lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dickskin wants to clinch.#T2#
Nice shot lands for Hardacre.
Oh Dickskin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dickskin gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Hardacre gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Dickskin is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Damian Hardacre!
Damian Hardacre was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: CSW 007 Hardacre vs Speed
Date: Aug 27, 2017

#R1#
Nice defenses there by Valentine.
It seemed like Valentine was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Valentine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
Valentine gets tackled into the cage by Dickskin. Dickskin maintains the clinch.
Dickskin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Valentine or not.
Dickskin scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC#
Dickskin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dickskin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Valentine.
Valentine looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the liver by Dickskin. Beautiful body shot.
Dickskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Valentine.
It seemed like Valentine was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dickskin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Valentine swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1#
Valentine showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dickskin.
Dickskin ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dickskin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL#
Dickskin drives through and clinches with Valentine against the cage. #T2#
Dickskin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickskin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#BC#
Dickskin manages to break the clinch.
Dickskin digs a good body shot into Valentine's ribs.
Dickskin scores with a sloppy right hand. Valentine should have avoided that one.
Dickskin is looking to wear down Valentine with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dickskin lunges at Valentine with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Valentine's hand.
Dickskin looks to score with a jab to the body but Valentine is just out of range.
A little jabbing left from Valentine on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickskin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Valentine throws out a counter right but Dickskin avoids it with no problem.
Dickskin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T3##CL#
Dickskin moves into range and clinches up with Valentine.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dickskin.
Valentine looks winded!
A right hook to the body lands for Dickskin.
Dickskin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dickskin lands a hook that snaps the head of Valentine backwards.
Dickskin works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #BC#
Dickskin manages to break the clinch. #KD#
Dickskin lands a left and a right that send Valentine crashing to the mat, dazed. Dickskin thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Valentine is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Leon Valentine has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Valentine at a distance.
Valentine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T4#
Valentine leaves his chin hanging out and Dickskin seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Valentine crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snake Dickskin!
After winning the bout, Snake Dickskin thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 10, 2017

#R1#
Puustinen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Dickskin on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dickskin takes one on the button.#CUT2#
It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Puustinen. Dickskin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Puustinen swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Antti Puustinen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Puustinen gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dickskin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dickskin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice defenses there by Dickskin.
Dickskin looks to land a right hand but Puustinen moved out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Puustinen. Dickskin does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Puustinen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Puustinen looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A jab from Dickskin misses.
Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing.
Puustinen misses with a few strikes there.
Dickskin is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Puustinen misses with a hook. Dickskin ducked under it nicely. #T1#
Puustinen throws out a loose jab but Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Puustinen digs a good hook to Dickskin's body.
Dickskin lands a glancing blow to the side of Puustinen's head.#CUT#
It looks like Antti Puustinen has been cut.
Puustinen throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin counters with a nice uppercut.
Puustinen misses with a right hand
and Dickskin counters with a straight right hand.
Puustinen missing with a left hand there. Dickskin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice defenses there by Puustinen.
A countering left hand to the body from Puustinen misses.
A jab from Puustinen misses.
Dickskin is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Puustinen.
Dickskin slips a jab from Puustinen.
Dickskin is looking to counter punch.
Dickskin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puustinen.
Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Puustinen has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Dickskin drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dickskin checks a leg kick.
Puustinen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dickskin. Dickskin circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Puustinen throws a looping overhand right but Dickskin ducks down to avoid it. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good shot there by Puustinen.
Puustinen throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Puustinen connects with a single shot there.
Puustinen throws a leg kick that misses.
Dickskin lands a jab to the head.
Puustinen throws a big shot that misses.
Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Puustinen throws a lazy body kick
enabling Dickskin to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#
Puustinen is rocked!#CUT#
That has opened up Antti Puustinen's cut even more.
Puustinen gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dickskin counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snake Dickskin!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Snake Dickskin made sure he mentioned Oblivion Inc., along with how happy he was to win his fight.

Event: LIA 37: I Dig Your Work
Date: Feb 08, 2017

#R1#
The Terror Of The Island throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dickskin misses with a jab to the body
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from The Terror Of The Island finds it's way through Dickskin's defenses.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a three punch combo!
The Terror Of The Island shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kromog The Terror Of The Island seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a jab to the head.
The Terror Of The Island bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The Terror Of The Island lands a nice hook to Dickskin's body. Dickskin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Terror Of The Island throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dickskin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dickskin takes a swing at The Terror Of The Island's ribcage but misses.
Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Terror Of The Island.
Dickskin has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Evolution MMA in the buildup to the fight.
The Terror Of The Island ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dickskin misses the jab.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a few strikes there. #T1#
Dickskin tries to move into range but The Terror Of The Island moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a straight left.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a decent looking hook.
Dickskin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. The Terror Of The Island manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Terror Of The Island throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dickskin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Terror Of The Island fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickskin manages to avoid it.
Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The Terror Of The Island lands with a straight right. Dickskin didn't see that one coming.
Dickskin misses with a wild combination.
The Terror Of The Island looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The Terror Of The Island has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Dickskin walks into a left hand.
Dickskin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Good exchange - The Terror Of The Island coming out on top.#T2#
Dickskin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Terror Of The Island manages to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickskin jabs The Terror Of The Island right on the nose. The Terror Of The Island blinks but takes it well.
Dickskin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Terror Of The Island.
Dickskin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Terror Of The Island misses the shot to the body.
Dickskin staying out of range there.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dickskin doesn't seem bothered though.
The Terror Of The Island throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickskin works The Terror Of The Island's body with a nice hook.
The Terror Of The Island keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a right hand
and Dickskin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dickskin works over The Terror Of The Island's head and body with a nice combination.#CUT#
It looks like Kromog The Terror Of The Island has been cut.
Dickskin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #T3#
The Terror Of The Island connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dickskin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #CL#
Dickskin drives through and clinches with The Terror Of The Island against the cage.
The Terror Of The Island throws a head punch that misses.
The Terror Of The Island lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from The Terror Of The Island fails to land.
Dickskin tries a body shot but The Terror Of The Island blocks it.
The Terror Of The Island blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island blocking some punches.
The Terror Of The Island works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dickskin lands with a short shot to the head.
The Terror Of The Island lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dickskin backwards.
The Terror Of The Island slowing the pace effectively.#T4##BC#
Dickskin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Terror Of The Island swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#CL#
Dickskin rushes The Terror Of The Island and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dickskin lands a right hand.
Dickskin pushes The Terror Of The Island back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickskin lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dickskin working aggressively here.
The Terror Of The Island tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The Terror Of The Island.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Terror Of The Island taking a breather.
A short right from Dickskin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kromog The Terror Of The Island dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kromog The Terror Of The Island's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
The Terror Of The Island uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dickskin.
The Terror Of The Island throws a lazy right hand but Dickskin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickskin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Terror Of The Island throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickskin seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Dickskin misses with a right hand
and The Terror Of The Island cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dickskin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Terror Of The Island throws a body punch but Dickskin moves out of range.
The Terror Of The Island waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickskin.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickskin connects with a body shot.#T1#
Dickskin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dickskin just misses with a punch to the body.
The Terror Of The Island throws out a counter right but Dickskin avoids it with no problem.
Dickskin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a jab. Dickskin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The Terror Of The Island jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Terror Of The Island lands with an uppercut that bounces Dickskin off the cage and back into range.
Dickskin fails to land with a series of punches.
Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Terror Of The Island changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dickskin is looking to wear down The Terror Of The Island with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Terror Of The Island throws an overhand right that lands on Dickskin's shoulder, as Dickskin tries to avoid the shot.
Dickskin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Terror Of The Island thuds a left hand into Dickskin's body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Terror Of The Island.#T2#
A telegraphed right hand from The Terror Of The Island misses the target.
Dickskin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Terror Of The Island jabs at Dickskin's body.
Dickskin gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! The Terror Of The Island gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kromog The Terror Of The Island!

Event: LIA 35: Roadie For Metallica
Date: Feb 01, 2017

#R1#
Von Erich keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Von Erich.
Dickskin looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Von Erich has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM in the buildup to the fight.
Von Erich swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
It seemed like Dickskin was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#TD#
Von Erich feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Von Erich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Von Erich trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Von Erich is working Dickskin over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickskin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dickskin keeping full guard, as Von Erich tries to pass.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Erich advances to half guard.
Von Erich lands with a punch from half guard.
Dickskin is looking to control Von Erich's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dickskin avoid being mounted?
Dickskin is refusing to be controlled, as Von Erich sits in half guard. #T1#
Von Erich perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Von Erich moves nicely into side control.
Dickskin is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Von Erich working the body and head with strikes.
Dickskin takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Dickskin avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Von Erich.
Von Erich throws a strike aimed at the side of Dickskin's head but Dickskin avoids it well.
Von Erich in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Von Erich has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Von Erich postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Von Erich postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly. #T2#
You can see the frustration on Dickskin's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Von Erich creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Von Erich wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dickskin keeps working.
Von Erich working the ground and pound.
Von Erich remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Von Erich landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Von Erich scores with punches from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Erich in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #T3#
Dickskin tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Von Erich wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Von Erich landing strikes.
Sloppy strikes there by Von Erich.
Von Erich working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Von Erich in side control lands a decent elbow.
Von Erich throws an elbow but Dickskin slips to the side and avoids it well.
Von Erich working the head with strikes.
Von Erich is chipping away with strikes.
Von Erich in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Von Erich working the ground and pound but Dickskin is defending the strikes.
Von Erich tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Von Erich controls the position from side control.
Dickskin is not in a great position here, taking some shots. #T4#
Von Erich postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Von Erich looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dickskin is avoiding damage well.
Von Erich cracks Dickskin with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Von Erich landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Erich throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Von Erich is working Dickskin over with some ground and pound from side control. #ROC#
Dickskin is rocked!
Von Erich scores with punches from side control.
Dickskin is still in real trouble! Can Von Erich finish him?
Von Erich lands a strong strike to the head of Dickskin. That's dazed him! Von Erich looking to finish here. Dickskin is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Von Erich lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Von Erich!

Event: LIA 31: You're Not A Golfer
Date: Jan 18, 2017

#R1##CL2#
Zlatonovic closes the distance and clinches.
Dickskin throws a punch but it's blocked by Zlatonovic.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickskin slowing the pace effectively.
Zlatonovic lands a body shot in the clinch.
Zlatonovic wants to stall.
Zlatonovic misses with some punches.
Dickskin lands a nice shot to the body.
Dickskin lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zlatonovic.
Zlatonovic looks winded!
Zlatonovic fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickskin.#CUT#
It looks like Ibra Zlatonovic has been cut.
Dickskin scores with a shot to the side of Zlatonovic's head.
Dickskin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dickskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a shot to the body.
Dickskin lands with a short shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickskin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dickskin lands with a short shot to the head.
Dickskin working aggressively here. #T1#
Dickskin tries a body shot but Zlatonovic blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zlatonovic. #KD#
Dickskin drops Zlatonovic onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Zlatonovic is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Zlatonovic is rocked!
A left hand lands to the body for Dickskin.
Zlatonovic is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickskin finish him?
Dickskin pushes Zlatonovic against the cage. Dickskin is working some dirty boxing. Dickskin pushes off with a quick right hook! Zlatonovic goes down! Zlatonovic tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Dickskin moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!
An out of breath and clearly excited Snake Dickskin thanked Oblivion Inc. for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: LIA 28: Over The Line!
Date: Dec 31, 2016

#R1#
Menger shoots in but no luck this time.
Menger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Menger has a takedown stuffed.
Dickskin has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Island Top Team in the buildup to the fight.
Menger tries for a takedown but Dickskin sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Snake Dickskin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carl Menger.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Menger.
Dickskin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dickskin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Menger has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Menger there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickskin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Menger shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Menger will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dickskin scores with a body shot.
Menger takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Menger takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T1#
Dickskin connects with a body shot.
Menger looks winded!
Dickskin scores with a sloppy right hand. Menger should have avoided that one.
Dickskin moves out of range of the strikes.
Dickskin lands a nice hook to Menger's body. Menger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A punch lands to the side of Menger 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Menger takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickskin is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dickskin jabs Menger to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dickskin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Menger at a distance.
Dickskin with a nice cross.
Dickskin connects with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin cracks Menger with an open hand slap.#ROC#
Menger is rocked!#KD#
Dickskin cracks Menger with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Menger looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dickskin finish him?
Menger is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickskin finish him?
Snake Dickskin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dickskin scores with a shot to the body.
Menger seems to have recovered his senses.#T2#
Menger looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dickskin is fending him off so far but Menger persists. Nope, Dickskin circles away and we're back to standing.
A jab from Dickskin finds it's way through Menger's defenses.
Dickskin throws a shot to the body.
Menger takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dickskin stuns Menger with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dickskin connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dickskin lands a glancing blow to the side of Menger's head.#KD#
Dickskin cracks Menger with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dickskin has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Menger to stand back up!
Dickskin drops Menger with a straight right hand, right on the button! Dickskin follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!
Snake Dickskin really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Oblivion Inc. logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

Event: LIA 23: A Worthy Adversary
Date: Dec 14, 2016

#R1#
Dickskin defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Faber.
Dickskin misses with a hook. Faber ducked under it nicely.
A big left from Dickskin misses.
Faber takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dickskin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Faber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Faber gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Dickskin counters with a stiff right hand.
Faber is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dickskin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Uriah Faber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Faber.
Dickskin keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#TD#
Faber throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dickskin was covering up waiting for the punch and Faber finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Faber stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dickskin swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Faber pushes down on Dickskin's leg and manages to get into half guard.#T1##SUB#
Faber is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Faber is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB#
Faber is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dickskin is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Faber is trying to work for a kimura but Dickskin is defending well. #T2##SUB#
Faber is looking for a kimura but Dickskin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Faber to get the leverage.
Dickskin is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Faber has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.#SUB#
Faber is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Faber is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Faber trying to control from half guard but Dickskin is working away. #T3#
Faber is controlling the pace. #SUB#
Faber looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Still in half guard, Faber seems content to control.
Faber prevents Dickskin from improving his position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dickskin can do anything to dispel that myth.
Faber is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Faber wants to work for an arm triangle but Dickskin is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Faber is looking to take a break and control but Dickskin is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Faber looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Dickskin trying to control from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Faber seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Dickskin is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Uriah Faber!
In his post fight interview, Uriah Faber started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: LIA 21: The Bar's Over There
Date: Dec 07, 2016

#R1#
Dickskin with a nice cross.
Dickskin cracks Gomez with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dickskin lands a jab to Gomez's midsection.
Gomez goes for a double leg but Dickskin avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Dickskin continues to drive forward.
Dickskin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Gomez with a lazy takedown attempt #KD2#
and Dickskin counters with a nice right hand that sends Gomez toppling to the canvas! Gomez scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Dickskin finish him?!#ROC2#
Gomez is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Joey Gomez has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gomez drops his hands momentarily. Dickskin doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Gomez staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Gomez doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snake Dickskin!
After the big win, Snake Dickskin made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Oblivion Inc. and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

Event: LIA 20: Out Of Your Element
Date: Dec 03, 2016

Event: LIA 16: Nice Marmot
Date: Nov 19, 2016

#R1#
Nelson throws a body shot but no joy. #KD#
Oooooh!!! Nelson has knocked Dickskin down with a huge combo! Nelson steps away and waves a wobbly Dickskin back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT#
It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.
Nelson slips a jab from Dickskin.
Nelson digs a good hook to Dickskin's body.
Nelson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nelson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dickskin.
Dickskin has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin digs a good hook to Nelson's body.
Nelson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nelson misses the shot to the body.
Nelson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dickskin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nelson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A little feinted left hand from Nelson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dickskin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nelson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickskin moves away.
Dickskin is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Nelson with a body shot.
Nelson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Nelson.
Dickskin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nelson.
Dickskin connects with a body shot that sends Nelson's belly button to the back.
Dickskin throws a shot from downtown. Nelson moves away and avoids it.#T1#
Nelson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dickskin tries to clinch up but Nelson circles away and keeps his distance.
Dickskin scores with a hook to the body. Nelson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dickskin throws a good cross that connects.
Nelson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Snake Dickskin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nelson misses with a few strikes there.
Dickskin throws a body punch but Nelson moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing.
Dickskin scores with a jab to the head.
Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nelson is looking to wear down Dickskin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nelson misses with a straight right.
Dickskin feints a counter leg kick.
Dickskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nelson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickskin. Nelson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nelson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nelson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickskin. Nelson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nelson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nelson tries to move into range but Dickskin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nelson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nelson throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nelson misses with a body shot.
Dickskin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dickskin connects with a body shot that sends Nelson's belly button to the back.
A shot to the liver by Dickskin. Beautiful body shot.
Nice cross by Dickskin.
Nelson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Nelson misses with an uppercut. Dickskin saw that one coming.
Nelson misses with a double jab.
Nelson throws a hook but Dickskin avoids it easily.#T3#
Nelson moves forwards but Dickskin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dickskin lands a jab.
Dickskin lands with a shot to the body.
Nelson is breathing heavily.
Dickskin throws out a powerful jab.
Nelson connects with a jab.
Dickskin is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Nelson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nelson.
Nelson misses with a straight right.
Dickskin scores with a body shot.
Nelson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dickskin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dickskin lands with a hook. Nelson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nelson misses with a looping right.
Dickskin scores with a sloppy right hand. Nelson should have avoided that one.
Nelson takes one to the side of the head. #T4#
Nelson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Good shot there by Dickskin.
Nelson swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Dickskin lands a nice looking body shot.
Nelson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Dickskin moves out of range.
Nelson misses with a double jab.
A little jabbing left from Dickskin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dickskin tries to clinch up.
Dickskin lands with a hook. Nelson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nelson misses with a body shot.
Dickskin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nelson swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nelson walks into a straight right hand from Dickskin.
Dickskin cracks Nelson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dickskin throws the kick towards the body but Nelson avoids it.
Nelson walks into a stiff left hand from Dickskin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake Dickskin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Snake Dickskin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Nelson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickskin. #CL2#
Dickskin has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dickskin misses with a punch on the inside.
Dickskin tries to work over Nelson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickskin taking a breather.
Dickskin throws a punch but it's blocked by Nelson.
Dickskin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dickskin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nelson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dickskin has him pressed against the cage.
Nelson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Dickskin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nelson throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nelson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nelson tries to bum rush Dickskin with a series of wild strikes but Dickskin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nelson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nelson misses with the combination.
Snake Dickskin seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
Dickskin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nelson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickskin.
Nelson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nelson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dickskin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Dickskin avoids them all with ease.
Dickskin scores with a one two! Nelson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nelson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dickskin swinging wildly here.
Nelson is looking for a counter combo.
Nelson throws the left hand but Dickskin avoids the punch easily.
Dickskin throws out a loose jab but Nelson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nelson lands a jab to the nose.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nelson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T2#
Dickskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nelson was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickskin.
Nelson misses with a two punch combination.
Nelson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dickskin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nelson.
Dickskin lands a head shot.
Dickskin tries to clinch up.
Dickskin tries to clinch there but Nelson circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dickskin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dickskin scores with a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Nelson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nelson misses the shot to the body.
Dickskin cracks a nice hook into Nelson's ribs.
Duke Nelson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nelson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T3#
Dickskin lands a head shot.
Dickskin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nelson throws out the jab.
Good exchange - Dickskin coming out on top.
Nelson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nelson throws a right hand that Dickskin ducks under and follows up with a left that Dickskin also avoids with ease.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nelson misses with a hook.
Nelson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dickskin jabs Nelson right on the nose. Nelson blinks but takes it well.
Dickskin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dickskin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dickskin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nelson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dickskin lands a nice hook to Nelson's body. Nelson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nelson takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T4#
Dickskin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nelson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nelson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Nelson.
Dickskin scores with a nice right hand.
Nelson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Nelson!
Dickskin stuns Nelson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dickskin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nelson under the eye.
Dickskin connects with a body shot.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dickskin cracks Nelson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dickskin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dickskin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nelson.
Dickskin is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nelson throws an off balance right hand
letting Dickskin counter with a right hand.
Dickskin lands with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake Dickskin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Snake Dickskin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Nelson moves forwards but Dickskin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dickskin lands with a good body shot.
Dickskin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nelson throws out a loose jab but Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nelson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dickskin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nelson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Dickskin. Beautiful body shot.
Dickskin scores with a jab. Nelson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dickskin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickskin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #CL2#
Dickskin moves into range and clinches up with Nelson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nelson wants to get back to striking at distance but Dickskin won't allow it. #BC2#
Dickskin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nelson throws a nice looking combination but Dickskin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Donk. Dickskin catches Nelson right on the button with a cross.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Dickskin dodges the punch combination from Nelson.
Dickskin lands with an overhand left.
Dickskin lands a right hook to the body.
Some wild striking there from Nelson. #CL2#
Dickskin drives through and clinches with Nelson against the cage.
Dickskin lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nelson.
Dickskin cracks Nelson with a nice body shot.#BC2#
Dickskin manages to break the clinch.
Dickskin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nelson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dickskin lands a slapping body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Dickskin there.#T2#
Nelson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nelson thuds his right hand into Dickskin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nelson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dickskin wants to clinch up but Nelson keeps it at a distance.
Dickskin throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nelson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nelson avoids a punch combination nicely.
A quick step to the side and Nelson tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickskin throws a one two combo.
Dickskin wants to clinch up but Nelson keeps it at a distance.
Dickskin ducks under a wild hook from Nelson.
Dickskin thuds a left hand into Nelson's body.
Nelson moves forwards but Dickskin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dickskin scores with a nice strike.#T3#
Nice jab there from Dickskin.
Dickskin moves away from the strike by Nelson.
Danga de danga de dang - Dickskin scores with a four punch combination!
Nelson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A jab from Nelson misses.
Nelson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dickskin lands a nice hook to Nelson's body. Nelson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dickskin with a nice cross.
Dickskin slips a straight right by Nelson.
Dickskin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nelson at a distance.
Nelson takes one to the side of the head.
Nelson walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickskin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A little feinted left hand from Nelson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dickskin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nelson.
Dickskin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Snake Dickskin is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4##CL2#
Dickskin clinches up with Nelson and pushes him back against the cage.#BC2#
Dickskin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nelson misses the jab.
Dickskin scores with a nice right hand.
Nelson misses with a hook.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Dickskin avoids them all with ease.
Good shot there by Dickskin.
Nice cross by Dickskin.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dickskin fails with an attempt to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Nelson tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nelson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dickskin at a distance.
Dickskin lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Duke Nelson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nelson fails to land with a series of punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snake Dickskin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dickskin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snake Dickskin!
Snake Dickskin gave a mention to Oblivion Inc. in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

Event: LIA 12: I Am The Walrus
Date: Nov 05, 2016

#R1#
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickskin is just out of range.
Dickskin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tycoon has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tycoon there as he acknowledges the shot.#CUT2#
It looks like Mike Tycoon has been cut.
Dickskin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tycoon manages to avoid it.
Tycoon is looking to counter punch.
Tycoon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tycoon fails to land with a series of punches.
Tycoon definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dickskin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tycoon stuns Dickskin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tycoon scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dickskin doesn't seem bothered though.
Tycoon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickskin.
Dickskin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tycoon circles away quickly and effectively.
Dickskin is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tycoon scores with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin misses with a body shot.
Tycoon throws a hook but Dickskin avoids it easily.
Tycoon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickskin swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dickskin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dickskin cracks Tycoon with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dickskin misses with an uppercut.
Dickskin throws a poor cross that misses
and Tycoon counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dickskin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tycoon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickskin is just out of range.#T1#
Dickskin scores with a three punch combo!
Dickskin punishes Tycoon's body with a nice straight punch.
A jab from Dickskin misses.
Tycoon thuds a left hand into Dickskin's body.
Dickskin looks to throw the jab but Tycoon is out of range.
Tycoon lands a right hook to the body.
Dickskin looks winded!
Dickskin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Tycoon misses with a wild body shot.
Dickskin appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycoon moves away.
It looked like Tycoon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tycoon misses the shot to the body.
Tycoon lands a lovely overhand right.
Dickskin drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Tycoon connects with a jab.
Tycoon throws a shot from downtown. Dickskin moves away and avoids it.
Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing.
Tycoon throws the left hand but Dickskin avoids the punch easily.
Tycoon scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dickskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T2#
Tycoon lands a jab.
Tycoon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dickskin.
Tycoon swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tycoon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickskin moves away.
Dickskin misses with a body shot.
Dickskin scores with a hook to the body. Tycoon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dickskin takes a swing at Tycoon's ribcage but misses.
Tycoon punishes Dickskin's body with a nice straight punch.
Tycoon swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Dickskin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dickskin throws a hook but Tycoon blocks it.
Tycoon appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tycoon avoids the body shot from Dickskin.
Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dickskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Dickskin misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Tycoon misses the shot to the body.
Tycoon swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T3##CL2#
Dickskin darts in and clinches Tycoon up against the cage.#BC#
Tycoon breaks from the clinch.
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickskin is just out of range.
Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dickskin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dickskin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dickskin.
Tycoon cracks Dickskin with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Tycoon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tycoon takes a swing at Dickskin's ribcage but misses.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dickskin swings for the body but Tycoon moves out of range.
Dickskin misses with a body shot.
Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dickskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tycoon looks to land a right hand but Dickskin moved out of range.
Dickskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tycoon was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickskin.
Tycoon throws a right and a left that Dickskin avoids nicely. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycoon just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickskin misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dickskin counters with a right hand to the body.
Tycoon lands a right hook to the body.
Tycoon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dickskin misses with a jab to the body
and Tycoon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dickskin ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Tycoon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickskin.
Dickskin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dickskin throws an overhand right that lands on Tycoon's shoulder, as Tycoon tries to avoid the shot.
Tycoon works the jab nicely.
Dickskin swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Tycoon.
Tycoon moves out of range as Dickskin strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Dickskin lands a nice shot to the body.
Tycoon is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tycoon. Dickskin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dickskin misses with a straight right.
Tycoon appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tycoon throws a hook but Dickskin avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tycoon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mike Tycoon's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Dickskin wants to clinch.
Tycoon bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dickskin's head backwards.
Tycoon takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dickskin just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickskin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tycoon misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tycoon lands with a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Tycoon. That snapped Dickskin's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon connects with a right hand. Dickskin shakes it off.
Dickskin ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Dickskin swings for the body but Tycoon moves out of range.
Tycoon drops his hands momentarily and Dickskin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tycoon cracks Dickskin with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Dickskin throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T1#
Tycoon wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tycoon lands with an overhand left.
Dickskin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tycoon is looking to wear down Dickskin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dickskin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tycoon finds it's way round the side to connect with Dickskin's head.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Tycoon dips to his left and cracks Dickskin with an uppercut!
Dickskin throws a combination that misses
and Tycoon counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dickskin is breathing heavily.
Tycoon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dickskin.
Dickskin slips a straight right by Tycoon.
Dickskin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tycoon.
A jab from Tycoon finds it's way through Dickskin's defenses.
Tycoon lands a slapping body shot.
Tycoon paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tycoon is looking to counter punch.
A jab lands there for Tycoon.
Tycoon throws a body punch but Dickskin moves out of range.
Tycoon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dickskin misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dickskin can do to turn this around?
Dickskin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T2#
The fighters circling - Dickskin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tycoon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tycoon connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Tycoon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tycoon throws a hook to the side of Dickskin's head but Dickskin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickskin finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Tycoon's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Dickskin falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Tycoon!
Mike Tycoon retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Mike Tycoon thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: LIA 7: Moses To Sandy Koufax
Date: Oct 19, 2016

#R1#
Dickskin needs to keep his hands up - Dickus had a free shot at his head there.
A telegraphed right hand from Dickus misses the target.
Dickus digs a good hook to Dickskin's body.
A slow jab from Dickskin misses its intended target.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dickskin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Dickskin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dickskin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dickus connects with a single shot there.
Dickskin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dickskin misses with a right hand
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dickskin misses with a body punch
and Dickus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dickus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickus lands a nice looking body shot.
A big left from Dickus misses. #CL#
Dickskin moves into range and clinches up with Dickus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike.
Dickus blocks an uppercut.
Dickus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickus takes a shot to the head. #T1##BC#
Dickskin breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Dickskin clinches.
Dickskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus is trying to push Dickskin away but Dickskin has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickskin.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Dickus has a couple of punches blocked by Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a nice uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dickus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dickskin misses with a punch to the body.
Dickskin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#BC#
Dickskin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T2##CL#
Dickskin closes the distance and clinches.
Dickskin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Dickskin.
Dickskin misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickus is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dickskin is keeping busy.
Dickskin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickskin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dickskin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dickskin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickskin working aggressively here.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #BC#
Dickskin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dickskin throws an overhand right that drops Dickus like a sack of potatoes! Dickskin dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!

Event: LIA 5: I Can Get You A Toe
Date: Oct 12, 2016

#R1#
Some wild striking there from Jones.
Dickskin takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Dickskin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dickskin has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Island Top Team in the buildup to the fight.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Dickskin circles away.
Dickskin throws a hook to the side of Jones's head but Jones sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jones is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Dickskin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dickskin looks to clinch
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dickskin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dickskin.
Dickskin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #KD#
Dickskin drops Jones with a beautiful combination! Jones stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dickskin is looking for the KO!#CUT#
It looks like Jim Jones has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dickskin takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Dickskin moves away from the strike by Jones.
Dickskin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dickskin swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
A swing and a miss from Dickskin.
Jones tries to counter by closing the distance.
Jones's coach down at Island Top Team was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Jones's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Dickskin throws a hook to the side of Jones's head but Jones sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickskin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jones feints a counter leg kick.#CL2#
Jones rushes Dickskin and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dickskin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dickskin manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Jones lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dickskin misses with the head strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2#
Dickskin working aggressively here.
Jones blocks an uppercut.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC#
Jones is rocked!
Dickskin lands a big right hand that drops Jones! The killer instinct kicks in and Dickskin finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Dickskin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!

Event: LIA 2: The Bums Lost
Date: Oct 01, 2016

#R1#
Weidman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #CUT#
It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.
Weidman slips a jab from Dickskin.
Dickskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Weidman was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickskin.
Weidman lands with a right hand.
Dickskin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Weidman misses with a right hand
enabling Dickskin to counter with a crisp jab.
Dickskin lands a slapping body shot.
Weidman moves away from the strike by Dickskin.
Dickskin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Weidman. #CL2#
Dickskin moves into the clinch.
Weidman tries a body shot but Dickskin blocks it.
Dickskin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickskin.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickskin.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Weidman lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Dickskin fails to land.
Dickskin can't find room to land a body shot as Weidman controls the action.
Weidman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Weidman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T1#
Weidman lands a hook that snaps the head of Dickskin backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Weidman fails to land.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Weidman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dickskin swings wildly with an uppercut but Weidman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Weidman blocks an uppercut.
Weidman can't find room to land a body shot as Dickskin controls the action.
Dickskin misses with a punch to the body.
Weidman blocks a body shot from Dickskin.
Weidman misses with a punch on the inside.
Dickskin prevents a body shot from Weidman.
Weidman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Weidman tries a body shot but Dickskin blocks it.
Dickskin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickskin.
Weidman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Dickskin on the inside.
Dickskin cracks Weidman with a nice body shot.#T2#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Weidman.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dickskin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Weidman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Weidman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dickskin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dickskin tries to work over Weidman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickskin misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a nice uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dickskin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Weidman backwards.
Weidman is breathing heavily.
Dickskin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Weidmans head.
Dickskin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dickskin lands a hook that snaps the head of Weidman backwards.
Dickskin scores with a shoulder strike. #ROC2#
Weidman is rocked!
Dickskin tries to work over Weidman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickskin can't find room to land a body shot as Weidman controls the action.
The fighters are playing wrist control here with Weidman pressed against the cage. Dickskin frees himself up and cracks Weidman with an uppercut straight from the bowels of hell! Weidman crumples to the floor, out cold! Dickskin jumps on to the cage and takes in the roar of the crowd! That was nasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snake Dickskin!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 15, 2016

#R1#
Dickskin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Dickskin pushes Jedrzejczyk up against the cage in a clinch.
Dickskin will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jedrzejczyk up against the cage.
Dickskin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dickskin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dickskin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickskin lands a shot to the body.
Jedrzejczyk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dickskin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dickskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a shot to the body.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickskin gets through Jedrzejczyk's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dickskin content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dickskin lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dickskin lands a left hand.
Dickskin digs a right hand into Jedrzejczyk's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jedrzejczyk's gas tank. #T1#
Jedrzejczyk blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickskin.
Dickskin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jedrzejczyk swings wildly with an uppercut but Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Dickskin throws a punch but it's blocked by Jedrzejczyk.
Dickskin lands with a left to the head.
Dickskin misses with a punch on the inside.
Dickskin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dickskin can't find room to land a body shot as Jedrzejczyk controls the action.
Dickskin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dickskin struggles to land a body shot inside as Jedrzejczyk controls his hands.
Dickskin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jedrzejczyk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickskin lands with a right to the head.
Dickskin has a couple of punches blocked by Jedrzejczyk. #T2#
Jedrzejczyk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dickskin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jedrzejczyk backwards.
Dickskin working aggressively here.
Dickskin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jedrzejczyk backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickskin.
Jedrzejczyk is breathing heavily.
Dickskin is leaning against Jedrzejczyk and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dickskin misses with some punches.
Jedrzejczyk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jedrzejczyk blocks an uppercut.
Dickskin lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Dickskin.
Dickskin misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Dickskin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dickskin fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jedrzejczyk on the side of the head.
Dickskin works Jedrzejczyk's body with a nice hook.#CL2#
Dickskin forces Jedrzejczyk back against the cage and clinches.
Dickskin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jedrzejczyk backwards.
Dickskin avoiding damage. #T3#
Dickskin lands a nice uppercut.
Dickskin taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Dickskin.
A body shot lands from Dickskin.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickskin.
Dickskin gets through Jedrzejczyk's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickskin.
The referee calls for Dickskin to work.
Jedrzejczyk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickskin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jedrzejczyk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dickskin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T4#
Dickskin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jedrzejczyk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dickskin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jedrzejczyk misses with the head strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickskin leaning against his opponent.
Dickskin stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dickskin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dickskin creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dickskin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jedrzejczyk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jedrzejczyk blocks an uppercut.
Dickskin stalling.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dickskin slowing the pace effectively.
Dickskin working aggressively here.
Jedrzejczyk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickskin displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jedrzejczyk up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickskin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake Dickskin dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Dickskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jedrzejczyk was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickskin.
Jedrzejczyk on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dickskin lands with a shot to the body.
Jedrzejczyk takes one on the button.#CUT2#
It looks like Kowalkiewicz Jedrzejczyk has been cut.
Dickskin misses the shot to the body.
Dickskin with a jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Dickskin as he connects with a hook.
Dickskin connects with a body shot that sends Jedrzejczyk's belly button to the back.
Dickskin jabs Jedrzejczyk right on the nose. Jedrzejczyk blinks but takes it well.#ROC2#
Jedrzejczyk is rocked!
Jedrzejczyk misses the shot to the body.
Dickskin cracks Jedrzejczyk with a hook to the temple - Jedrzejczyk is on wobbly legs here! Dickskin swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Jedrzejczyk falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Dickskin wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snake Dickskin!

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