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Event: LIA 40: Darkness Warshed Over     
Date:   Feb 22, 2017
#R1#
Tycoon jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL2#
Tycoon has Dickus up against the cage in a clinch.
Tycoon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus blocking some punches.
Tycoon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tycoon blocks a body shot from Dickus.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickus.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Tycoon tries to throw a body punch but Dickus avoids it by throwing Tycoon back against the cage.
Dickus tries to throw a body punch but Tycoon avoids it by throwing Dickus back against the cage.
Dickus tries a body shot but Tycoon blocks it.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Tycoon.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tycoon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Tycoon - that landed with a thud.
Tycoon throws a head punch that misses.
Tycoon has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dickus seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Tycoon can turn it around.
Tycoon works on Dickus's body with a couple of short punches.#T1#
Tycoon throws a head punch that misses.
Tycoon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tycoon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dickuss head.
A right hook to the body lands for Tycoon.
Dickus is breathing heavily.
Dickus tries to work over Tycoon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickus lands a body shot.
Tycoon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tycoon pushes Dickus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Tycoon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tycoon lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Tycoon.
Dickus tries to work over Tycoon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tycoon can't find room to land a body shot as Dickus controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickus.
Dickus blocks a body shot from Tycoon.
Tycoon lands a body punch.
Tycoon lands a body punch. #T2#
Tycoon blocks an uppercut.
Tycoon lands a nice uppercut.
Dickus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tycoon working aggressively here.
Tycoon misses with the head strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tycoon pushes Dickus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickus blocks an uppercut.
Dickus digs a right hand into Tycoon's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tycoon's gas tank.
Tycoon misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dickus.
Tycoon lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Tycoon.
Tycoon misses with a punch on the inside.
Tycoon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tycoon lands with a short shot to the head.
Tycoon misses with some punches.
Tycoon throws a head punch that misses. #T3#
A head punch on the inside from Tycoon fails to land.
Tycoon misses with some punches.
Tycoon blocks an uppercut.
Tycoon prevents a body shot from Dickus.
Tycoon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tycoon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tycoon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tycoon lands a nice uppercut.#BC2#
Tycoon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tycoon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dickus misses with an uppercut
and Tycoon counters with a stiff right hand.
Dickus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickus avoids the body shot from Tycoon.
Tycoon lands a right hook to the body. #T4#
Tycoon looks to clinch
and Dickus makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jab from Dickus.#CUT#
It looks like Mike Tycoon has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tycoon defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
Nice uppercut there from Dickus.
Tycoon tries to close the distance and clinch but Dickus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #KD2#
Tycoon lands a big head kick that sends Dickus tumbling to the mat! Tycoon takes a step backwards and waves Dickus back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT2#
It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Tycoon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickus.
Tycoon darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #CL2#
Dickus tries to keep at a distance but Tycoon has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dickus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tycoon misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon can't find room to land a body shot as Dickus controls the action.
Tycoon lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dickus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tycoon dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Dickus throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Tycoon counter with a right hand.
Tycoon lands with a hook. Dickus tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Tycoon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tycoon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tycoon throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Dickus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tycoon sizes up Dickus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Tycoon scores with a nice strike.
Dickus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mike Tycoon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycoon dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dickus. That did some damage!
Dickus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A solid leg kick lands there for Tycoon.
Dickus circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Dickus counter with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Tycoon misses the target.
Nice uppercut lands for Dickus. That snapped Tycoon's head back. #T1#
Tycoon turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dickus moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Tycoon throws a jab but it's blocked by Dickus.
Tycoon lands with a kick to the temple. Dickus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tycoon works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Tycoon has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dickus cracks Tycoon with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dickus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tycoon avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tycoon looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dickus misses with a straight left.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon with a body punch. A glancing blow. #KD2#
Tycoon lands a big head kick that sends Dickus tumbling to the mat! Tycoon takes a step backwards and waves Dickus back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Dickus is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycoon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #CL2#
Tycoon moves into the clinch.
Dickus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickus blocks a body shot from Tycoon. #T2#
Tycoon lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tycoon lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short left from Tycoon.
Dickus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oh Dickus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tycoon throws a big uppercut that drops Dickus! More strikes from Tycoon and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Dickus lies dazed against the cage as Tycoon celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Tycoon!
Mike Tycoon seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: LIA 37: I Dig Your Work     
Date:   Feb 08, 2017
#R1##CL#
Dickus moves into the clinch successfully.
Dickus lands a nice shot to the body.
White is working for takedown but Dickus is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dickus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dickus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dickus leaning his opponent against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickus.
White looks winded!
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickus.
Dickus lands a right hand that snaps the head of White backwards.
Dickus cracks White with a nice body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Dickus.
Dickus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
White wants to get back to striking at distance but Dickus won't allow it.
Dickus lands an uppercut.
Dickus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dickus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dickus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of White backwards. #BC#
Dickus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Dickus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nice jab there from Dickus.
Dickus connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
White has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dickus finds it's way round the side to connect with White's head.
Dickus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dickus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Young Achievers (All Elite Coach) in the buildup to the fight.
Dickus scores with a hook.
Dickus lands a lovely overhand right.
Dickus punishes White's body with a nice straight punch.
White is holding his hands too far apart here. Dickus throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! White is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biggus Dickus!
Biggus Dickus was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
John White was interviewed post fight and said 'Darn, I lost... Well I guess I need more training. I will be back!!'.

 

Event: LIA 33: The Bag Man, Man     
Date:   Jan 25, 2017
#R1#
That kick from Carico tenderised Dickus's leg. Dickus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Carico looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dickus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick from Carico lands but Dickus takes it in his stride.
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Carico saw that one coming.
Dickus throws a hook but Carico avoids it easily.
Carico ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Carico.
Carico scores with a push kick.
Dickus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Carico doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Carico looks for the body kick but Dickus saw that one coming.
Carico lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dickus lands a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Carico tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dickus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Dickus does no damage.
Dickus misses with a hook
and Carico counters with a slapping leg kick. #T1#
Carico is looking to slow Dickus down with leg kicks.
Carico lands a leg kick that knocks Dickus off balance momentarily.
Carico steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Dickus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dickus lands a nice looking body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Carico finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Carico tries to work over Dickus's front leg with a kick but Dickus checks it.
Carico misses with a body kick.
Dickus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dickus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carico feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dickus throws a hook to the side of Carico's head but Carico sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickus loads up on a big right hand but Carico slips the punch.
Carico is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Dickus moves out of range of the leg kick from Carico.
Dickus throws a counter combo.
Carico finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Carico is looking to slow Dickus down with leg kicks.
Carico feints and then cracks Dickus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dickus down. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carico dodges the punch combination from Dickus.
Dickus throws an overhand right that lands on Carico's shoulder, as Carico tries to avoid the shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Carico.
Carico looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Carico moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dickus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Carico.
Dickus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dickus lands a nice hook to Carico's body. Carico takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dickus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dickus lands a slapping body shot.
Dickus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dickus cracks Carico with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carico cracks the inside of Dickus's front leg.
A punch combination from Dickus misses.
The fighters circling - Dickus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dickus connects with a right hand. Carico shakes it off.#T3#
Carico keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickus.
Carico will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Carico misses with a head kick.
Dickus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dickus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dickus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Sloppy strikes from Dickus. Those never looked like landing.
Carico tried to score with a low kick but Dickus checks it.
Dickus checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dickus! But no joy.
Dickus takes a swing at Carico's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Dickus misses.
Carico misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
A good leg kick by Carico.
A slapping body kick lands there for Carico.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dickus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dickus lands a nice hook to Carico's body. Carico takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dickus moves out of range of the body kick.
Dickus misses with a series of wild punches.
Carico ducks under a wild hook from Dickus.
Carico half committed to a counter leg kick.
Carico throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dickus jabs Carico right on the nose. Carico blinks but takes it well.
Carico throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A solid leg kick lands there for Carico.
Dickus scores with a nice strike.
Nice defenses there by Carico.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice leg kick lands there from Carico.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fighters circling - Dickus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Carico half committed to a counter leg kick.
Carico doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Biggus Dickus will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Carico connects with a high kick.
Dickus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Carico thumps Dickus with a low kick.
Dickus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dickus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Carico throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Carico finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Carico scores with a leg kick.
Dickus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dickus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickus missing with a left hand there. Carico was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carico.
Carico throws a leg kick which misses Dickus's front leg but catches the back leg as Dickus tries to avoid it.
Carico keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickus.
You can see that Dickus has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Dickus misses with a series of wild punches. #T1#
A good leg kick by Carico.
Carico throws a sloppy head kick and Dickus moves out of range easily.
A shot to the body from Dickus misses
and Carico counters with a nice leg kick.
Carico lands a leg kick that knocks Dickus off balance momentarily.
Carico tries to move into range but Dickus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickus. Carico does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice inside leg kick there by Carico. That's going to slow Dickus down.
Dickus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A good leg kick by Carico.
Carico bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dickus throws a series of punches but Carico avoids them all with ease.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dickus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Carico - the referee stops the clock and Dickus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Carico. Dickus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but Carico moved out of range nicely.
Carico appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Carico tries a low kick but Dickus avoids it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Carico. #T2#
Carico scores with a nice body kick.
Dickus has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Carico.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carico defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
Carico fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dickus just manages to avoid it.
Carico throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Carico scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Carico ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Carico misses with a head kick.
Carico throws a body kick that misses.
Carico takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Carico connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Duilio Carico is winning the standup battle so far.
A head kick from Carico lands but Dickus takes it in his stride.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dickus takes a swing at Carico's ribcage but misses.
Carico throws a counter high kick but Dickus was just alert enough to avoid it.
Dickus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dickus looks to score with a jab to the body but Carico is just out of range.
Carico buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Carico chopping away at his opponent's legs. #T3#
Dickus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Carico looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dickus throws a body punch but Carico moves out of range.
Carico lands a head kick. Dickus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Carico lands with a slapping head kick.
Carico lands with a kick to the temple. Dickus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dickus throws a shot from downtown. Carico moves away and avoids it.
Dickus throws a right and a left that Carico avoids nicely.
Dickus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Carico.
Dickus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Carico.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dickus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Carico - the referee stops the clock and Dickus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Carico. Dickus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Carico lands a front kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
Carico cracks the inside of Dickus's front leg.
Carico throws a wild body kick that Dickus sees coming a mile off.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Dickus might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Carico has got the better of the exchanges.
Carico misses with a kick to the body. #T4#
Carico moves out of range as Dickus strikes.
Carico bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dickus lands with a good body shot.
Carico walks into a jab.
Dickus misses with a body shot.
Carico scores with a kick to the midsection.
Carico throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dickus takes a swing at Carico's ribcage but misses.
Carico misses with a low kick.
Dickus checks the leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Carico.
Dickus misses with a right hand
and Carico counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Carico throws a head kick that misses.
Dickus moves out of range of the body kick from Carico.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dickus! But no joy.
Carico throws a head kick but Dickus moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duilio Carico dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Carico dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dickus. That did some damage!
Carico throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carico.
Carico keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carico scores with a leg kick.
Dickus throws a body punch but Carico moves out of range.
Carico defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
Carico throws a low kick but Dickus moves out of range easily.
Dickus throws a poor cross that misses
and Carico counters with a nice body kick.
Dickus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dickus throws a body punch but Carico moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carico throws a leg kick which misses Dickus's front leg but catches the back leg as Dickus tries to avoid it.
Carico is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dickus can do to turn this around?
A solid leg kick lands there for Carico.
Dickus loads up on a big right hand but Carico slips the punch.
Carico moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #T1#
Dickus scores with a three punch combo!
Dickus misses with a two punch combination.
Dickus throws the left hand but Carico avoids the punch easily.
A jab from Dickus finds it's way through Carico's defenses.
A combination from Dickus does no damage.
Carico scoring well with a low kick there.
Dickus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A bone on bone clash there as Dickus blocks the leg kick.
Dickus throws a jab when Carico was well out of range.
Dickus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Carico is looking to land body kicks.
Dickus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dickus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Carico feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dickus blocks a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Dickus blocks the low kick.#T2#
Carico slips a straight right by Dickus.
Carico appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Carico.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carico.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
Carico lands a leg kick that knocks Dickus off balance momentarily.
Carico throws a wild body kick that Dickus sees coming a mile off.
Dickus doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Carico finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dickus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Carico lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dickus will feel that in the morning.
Dickus takes a kick to the side of the head.
A slapping body kick lands there for Carico.
Carico lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dickus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Carico cracks the inside of Dickus's front leg.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Carico - that will leave a mark!
Dickus swings away with a body shot that misses
and Carico counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Dickus moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#T3#
Carico tries a low kick but Dickus avoids it.
Dickus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dickus throws a body shot but no joy.
Carico moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Carico sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
and Carico counters with a good low kick that Dickus was not able to check.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carico.
Dickus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Carico throws a low kick, looking for Dickus's leg but Dickus calmly moves out of range.
Carico keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carico goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Carico throws a sloppy head kick and Dickus moves out of range easily.
Dickus looks to score with a jab to the body but Carico is just out of range.
No joy there for Dickus, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #T4#
Dickus throws a shot from downtown. Carico moves away and avoids it.
Dickus misses the shot to the body.
Dickus checks the leg kick nicely there.
Carico lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carico throws a head kick but Dickus moves out of range.
Dickus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dickus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Carico counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carico pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Carico misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dickus misses with a straight left.
As Dickus backs away, Carico returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Dickus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carico manages to avoid it.
Carico is looking to counter with a body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Carico.
Carico misses with a low kick.
Dickus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carico moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Duilio Carico showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Carico has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 29:28
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duilio Carico!

 

Event: LIA 30: I Didn't Rent It Shoes     
Date:   Jan 12, 2017
#R1#
Gordon scores with a three punch combo!
Decent striking displayed by Dickus there.#CUT#
It looks like Lenny Gordon has been cut.
Dickus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dickus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dickus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gordon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickus moves away.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gordon!
Dickus throws a hook but Gordon avoids it easily.
Gordon misses with a two punch combination.
Dickus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dickus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gordon manages to avoid it.
Dickus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gordon throws a shot from downtown. Dickus moves away and avoids it.
Lenny Gordon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gordon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Gordon tries to clinch but Dickus is having none of it.
Dickus connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dickus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gordon throws a big shot that misses.
Gordon lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gordon staying out of range there.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Gordon is looking to clinch. #T1#
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gordon.
Gordon throws a poor cross that misses
and Dickus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Gordon lands with an overhand left.
Dickus throws a series of punches but Gordon moves out of range.
Gordon just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickus avoids the body shot from Gordon.
Dickus keeps the fight on the outside.
A big right from Dickus misses.
Dickus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gordon.
Gordon wants to clinch but Dickus slips to the side
letting Dickus counter with a right hand.
Dickus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dickus throws a hook to the side of Gordon's head but Gordon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gordon lunges at Dickus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dickus's hand.
Gordon tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dickus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gordon looks to land a combination but Dickus avoids it well.
Dickus scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T2#
Gordon swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dickus counters with a stiff right hand.
Gordon wants to clinch up but Dickus keeps it at a distance.
Dickus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Gordon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickus was well out of range. Poor timing from Gordon.
Gordon scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dickus in his tracks.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Gordon.
Dickus misses with a hook. Gordon ducked under it nicely.
Gordon bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dickus's head.
Gordon smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Gordon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickus throws a hook but Gordon blocks it.
Dickus scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Gordon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Gordon takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Gordon throws a hook to the side of Dickus's head but Dickus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gordon has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
Gordon scores with a sloppy right hand. Dickus should have avoided that one.
Gordon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T3#
Dickus throws a shot from downtown. Gordon moves away and avoids it.
Dickus cracks Gordon with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dickus circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gordon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fighters circle momentarily. Gordon darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Gordon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gordon looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dickus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gordon momentarily.
Gordon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Gordon saw that one coming.
Some wild striking there from Dickus.
Dickus swings and misses with a shot to the body#CL2#
and Gordon counters by moving into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gordon throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickus. #T4#
Gordon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Gordon lands an elbow just above Dickus 's eye.
Nice elbow from Gordon.
Dickus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickus dodges an elbow strike from Gordon.
Gordon creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Gordon looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dickus avoids the elbow strike from Gordon, against the cage.
Dickus lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gordon or not.
Dickus lands a hook that snaps the head of Gordon backwards.
Dickus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dickus lands a hook that snaps the head of Gordon backwards.
Dickus blocks an elbow strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickus.
Gordon looks winded!
Gordon pushes off an throws an elbow but Dickus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Still in the clinch, Dickus scores with a nice short uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickus. #BC#
Dickus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dickus throws a hook but Gordon blocks it.
Dickus lands a jab-cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Biggus Dickus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lenny Gordon's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Gordon tries to clinch up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Gordon darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dickus scores with a punch to the head.#CUT#
That has opened up Lenny Gordon's cut even more.
Dickus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gordon moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gordon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Biggus Dickus is winning the standup battle so far.
Gordon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #ROC#
Gordon is rocked!
Dickus swats away the attempt to clinch by Gordon.
Dickus scores with a jab.
Gordon is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickus finish him?
Gordon throws a right hand that misses
and Dickus counters with a crisp right that sends Gordon to the canvas! Dickus follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Biggus Dickus!
Biggus Dickus decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: LIA 25: In Bed With Everybody     
Date:   Dec 21, 2016
#R1#
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a hook.
Dickus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The Terror Of The Island throws out a loose jab but Dickus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickus let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
The Terror Of The Island has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Kromog The Terror Of The Island seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Terror Of The Island looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickus is just out of range.
The Terror Of The Island tries to move into range but Dickus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dickus takes a swing at The Terror Of The Island's ribcage but misses.
The Terror Of The Island lands a slapping body shot.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a shot to the body.
The Terror Of The Island throws an overhand right that lands on Dickus's shoulder, as Dickus tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus throws a hook but The Terror Of The Island avoids it easily.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a looping right.
Dickus scores with a jab to the jaw.
The Terror Of The Island swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Terror Of The Island throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dickus counters with a one-two to the body. #T1#
The Terror Of The Island throws a shot from downtown. Dickus moves away and avoids it.
The Terror Of The Island swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Terror Of The Island was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickus.
A quick step to the side and The Terror Of The Island tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Terror Of The Island to score with a decent uppercut.
Jab, jab by Dickus - just one landing.
The Terror Of The Island looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickus is just out of range.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a shot to the body.
The Terror Of The Island slips under a jab from Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dickus throws a right hand that misses
enabling The Terror Of The Island to counter with a crisp jab.
The Terror Of The Island throws a hook but Dickus blocks it.
Dickus now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a shot to the body.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a hook. Dickus ducked under it nicely.
The Terror Of The Island dodges the punch combination from Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#T2#
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
Dickus fails with an attempt to clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickus takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The Terror Of The Island keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Terror Of The Island throws a jab but it's blocked by Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island lands a slapping body shot.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a looping right.
Dickus is looking to clinch but The Terror Of The Island is avoiding it.
The Terror Of The Island defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
The Terror Of The Island appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
The Terror Of The Island throws a body punch but Dickus moves out of range.
Dickus scores with a shot to the body.
The Terror Of The Island uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island throwing a counter right hand but Dickus manages to avoid it.
Dickus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#T3#
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dickus!
The Terror Of The Island ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dickus misses with a straight right.
The Terror Of The Island throwing a counter right hand but Dickus manages to avoid it.
Dickus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Terror Of The Island circles away quickly and effectively.
The Terror Of The Island walks into a jab.
Dickus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from The Terror Of The Island.
Dickus lands with a cross.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The Terror Of The Island takes a swing at Dickus's ribcage but misses.
Dickus cracks a nice hook into The Terror Of The Island's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickus misses with a jab, cross combination. #T4#
The Terror Of The Island slips under a jab.
Dickus moves to clinch but The Terror Of The Island breaks away
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dickus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The Terror Of The Island uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Terror Of The Island has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A jab from Dickus misses.
Dickus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dickus swings widly with a right hand
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dickus misses the body punch
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Terror Of The Island digs a good hook to Dickus's body.
Dickus throws a poor cross that misses
and The Terror Of The Island connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Terror Of The Island is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nice uppercut lands for The Terror Of The Island. That snapped Dickus's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kromog The Terror Of The Island will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Dickus throws a hook but The Terror Of The Island avoids it easily.
Dickus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Terror Of The Island slips under a jab from Dickus.
Dickus swings for the body but The Terror Of The Island moves out of range.
Dickus loads up on a big right hand but The Terror Of The Island slips the punch.
The Terror Of The Island stuns Dickus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dickus throws a shot to the body.
Dickus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The Terror Of The Island misses with an uppercut. Dickus saw that one coming.
Dickus blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Terror Of The Island was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dickus misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circling - The Terror Of The Island throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dickus.#T1#
Dickus throws a jab when The Terror Of The Island was well out of range.
The Terror Of The Island tests Dickus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dickus slips a jab from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island throws a looping overhand right but Dickus ducks down to avoid it.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a looping left.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but The Terror Of The Island moved out of range nicely.
Dickus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Terror Of The Island connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dickus scrambles back to his feet.
The Terror Of The Island throws an overhand right that lands on Dickus's shoulder, as Dickus tries to avoid the shot.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a right hand
and Dickus counters with a right hand to the body.
Dickus gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The Terror Of The Island uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dickus to score with a decent uppercut.#T2#
The Terror Of The Island swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dickus counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Terror Of The Island uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dickus.
The Terror Of The Island loads up on a big right hand but Dickus slips the punch.
Dickus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dickus scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dickus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kromog The Terror Of The Island is winning the standup battle so far.
Dickus works The Terror Of The Island's body with a nice hook.
The Terror Of The Island tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickus was well out of range. Poor timing from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Terror Of The Island throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Terror Of The Island connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dickus's hands.
Dickus looks to land a right hand but The Terror Of The Island moved out of range.#T3#
The Terror Of The Island takes a swing at Dickus's ribcage but misses.
The Terror Of The Island throws an overhand right that lands on Dickus's shoulder, as Dickus tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Dickus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a right hand to the body.
Dickus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The Terror Of The Island misses the body punch
and The Terror Of The Island takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dickus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice cross by The Terror Of The Island.
Dickus cracks The Terror Of The Island with an open hand slap.
Dickus has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The Terror Of The Island throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dickus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Terror Of The Island manages to avoid it.
A shot to the body from Dickus misses
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Terror Of The Island defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
The Terror Of The Island looks to throw the jab but Dickus is out of range. #CL2#
Dickus rushes The Terror Of The Island and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The Terror Of The Island lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus tries to throw a body punch but The Terror Of The Island avoids it by throwing Dickus back against the cage.
The Terror Of The Island lands a body shot.
The Terror Of The Island blocking some punches.
Dickus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dickus misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Biggus Dickus will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Dickus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from The Terror Of The Island.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dickus! But no joy.
The Terror Of The Island misses with an uppercut. Dickus saw that one coming.
The Terror Of The Island throws out a loose jab but Dickus uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Terror Of The Island fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dickus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dickus throws the left hand but The Terror Of The Island avoids the punch easily.
The Terror Of The Island throws a hook but Dickus avoids it easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The Terror Of The Island connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dickus's hands.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a nice right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but The Terror Of The Island moved out of range nicely.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dickus counters with a left to the body.
Dickus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island lands with a nice body punch. #T1#
Dickus tries to clinch up.
The Terror Of The Island connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dickus's hands.
The Terror Of The Island misses the shot to the body.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but The Terror Of The Island moved out of range nicely.
Dickus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Terror Of The Island moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickus. The Terror Of The Island does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dickus throws a hook to the side of The Terror Of The Island's head but The Terror Of The Island sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Terror Of The Island is looking for a counter combo.
The Terror Of The Island lands a jab to the nose.
Dickus avoids the body shot from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a nice right hand.
The Terror Of The Island throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Terror Of The Island takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dickus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dickus throws a sloppy body shot
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T2#
The Terror Of The Island throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd cheers as Dickus lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Terror Of The Island doesn't seem phased though.
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a nice uppercut.
The Terror Of The Island throws out a loose jab but Dickus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Terror Of The Island ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickus moves away.
The Terror Of The Island takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dickus slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Dickus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dickus drops his hands momentarily and The Terror Of The Island takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A shot to the liver by The Terror Of The Island. Beautiful body shot.
Dickus jabs The Terror Of The Island to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dickus tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T3#
Dickus throws a looping overhand right but The Terror Of The Island ducks down to avoid it.
The Terror Of The Island looks to land a combination but Dickus avoids it well.
The Terror Of The Island lands a jab to Dickus's midsection.
Dickus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The Terror Of The Island lands with a right hand.
The Terror Of The Island fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dickus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The Terror Of The Island slips under a jab.
The Terror Of The Island was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The Terror Of The Island fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dickus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dickus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Terror Of The Island moves away.
Dickus slips a straight right by The Terror Of The Island.#T4#
The Terror Of The Island swings for the body but Dickus moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Terror Of The Island throws a poor cross that misses
and Dickus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The Terror Of The Island takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dickus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Terror Of The Island throws out the jab.
Dickus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dickus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The Terror Of The Island fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickus manages to avoid it.
The Terror Of The Island connects with a body shot that sends Dickus's belly button to the back.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickus tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dickus thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Terror Of The Island was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kromog The Terror Of The Island showed his dominance in that final round.
I think The Terror Of The Island has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kromog The Terror Of The Island!

 

Event: LIA 20: Out Of Your Element     
Date:   Dec 03, 2016
#R1#
Dickus misses with a two punch combination.
It looked like Nierer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Dickus misses the jab.
Nierer lands with an uppercut that bounces Dickus off the cage and back into range.
Dickus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Nierers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dickus throws a right hand that misses
and Nierer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dickus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dickus throws a big shot that misses.
Nierer wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dickus lands a body shot.
Dickus swings widly with a right hand
and Nierer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nierer throws a body shot but no joy.
Nierer lands with a hook. Dickus tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dickus blocks a jab.
Dickus takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T1#
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Nierer saw that one coming.
Dickus looks to land a right hand but Nierer moved out of range.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nierer.
Nierer avoids the body shot from Dickus.
Nierer was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dickus misses the shot to the body.
Nierer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A swing and a miss from Nierer.
Dickus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dickus throws the left hand but Nierer avoids the punch easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Nierer misses the target.
Dickus lands a body shot. #T2#
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
letting Nierer counter with a right hand.
Dickus lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dickus throws a big shot that misses.
Dickus throws an off balance right hand
and Nierer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dickus thinking.
Dickus loads up on a big right hand but Nierer slips the punch.#CL#
Nierer rushes Dickus and presses him up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nierer throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickus.
Nierer lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Nierer fails to land.
The referee calls for Dickus to work.
Dickus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dickus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#T3#
Nierer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dickus misses with the head strike.
Nierer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nierer lands a nice uppercut.
Nierer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Nierer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nierer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nierer keeps control of Dickus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC2#
Dickus manages to break the clinch.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nierer.
Dickus swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Nierer counters with a stiff right hand.
Nierer moves out of range as Dickus strikes.
Nierer was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#CL#
Nierer clinches. #T4#
Nierer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nierer stalls.
Nierer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickus lands a left hand.
Dickus misses with some punches.
Nierer blocks an uppercut.
Nierer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dickus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nierer leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dickus tries to break free but Nierer pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Uri Nierer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Nierer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Nierer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nierer misses with a lunging right hand
and Dickus counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#
It looks like Uri Nierer has been cut.
Dickus throws the left hand but Nierer avoids the punch easily.
A combination from Dickus does no damage.
Nierer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickus.
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
As Dickus tries to get set, Nierer tries to push him back and clinch up but Dickus manages to avoid the attempt.
Dickus lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Nice defenses there by Nierer.
Nierer swings for the body but Dickus moves out of range.
Dickus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dickus misses with a wild body shot.
Nierer tries to counter by clinching up but Dickus breaks away and moves out of range.#T1#
Dickus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nierer.
Nierer misses with a left hand
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dickus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nierer.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dickus.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but Nierer moved out of range nicely.
Dickus misses with a right hand
and Nierer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dickus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nierer moves out of range as Dickus strikes.
Nierer moves away from the strike by Dickus. #T2#
Donk. Nierer catches Dickus right on the button with a cross.
Nierer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nierer staying out of range there.
Dickus throws an off balance right hand
and Nierer counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickus misses with a looping right.
Nierer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Biggus Dickus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nierer lands a lovely overhand right.
Nierer ducks under a wild hook from Dickus.
Dickus moves out of range of the strikes.
Dickus cracks Nierer with a good jab.
Dickus misses with a body shot.
Nierer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dickus momentarily. #T3#
Nierer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dickus. Dickus circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dickus moves out of range as Nierer strikes.
Nierer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nierer throws out a powerful jab.
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
and Nierer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nierer is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nierer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nice uppercut there from Dickus.
Dickus with a jab.
A jab from Dickus misses.
Some wild striking there from Nierer. #T4#
Nierer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut lands for Dickus. That snapped Nierer's head back.
Nierer slips under a jab from Dickus.
Nierer scores with a shot to the body.
Nierer slips under a jab from Dickus.
Dickus swinging wildly here.
Nierer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A jab from Dickus misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Biggus Dickus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Uri Nierer's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Dickus throws out a loose jab but Nierer uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Nierer moves into the clinch successfully.
Dickus lands with a light punch inside.
Dickus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dickus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dickus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nierer dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dickus lands with a light punch inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nierer.
Dickus misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Dickus manages to break the clinch.
Nierer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dickus misses the shot to the body.
Nierer is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T1#
Nierer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dickus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nierer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little jabbing left from Dickus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dickus misses with a straight right.
It looked like Nierer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dickus.
Dickus misses with an uppercut.
It looked like Nierer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Nierer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #CL#
Nierer moves into the clinch successfully.
Dickus blocking some punches.
Nierer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Nierer.
Nierer tries to throw a body punch but Dickus avoids it by throwing Nierer back against the cage. #T2#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
Nierer has a couple of punches blocked by Dickus.
Nierer is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nierer scores with a shoulder strike.
Dickus lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Dickus.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dickus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nierer misses with some punches.
Dickus dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dickus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Nierer. #T3#
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus is looking to break free of the clinch but Nierer has double underhooks.
Dickus has had enough of the clinch but Nierer keeps him there for the moment.
Dickus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nierer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Nierer.
Nierer throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Dickus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Nierer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Dickus is trying to break the clinch but Nierer has him pressed against the cage.
Nierer tries a body shot but Dickus blocks it.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus misses with the head strike.
Nierer effectively controlling the action here.#T4##BC2#
Dickus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dickus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Biggus Dickus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nierer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Nierer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dickus.#CL#
Dickus gets tackled into the cage by Nierer. Nierer maintains the clinch.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Dickus. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
A bit of stalling here from Nierer.
Dickus looking to slow down the pace here.
Nierer slows down the pace here.
Dickus looking to stall.
Nierer just leaning against Dickus, taking a breather.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Uri Nierer.
I think Nierer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Uri Nierer!

Our winner, Uri Nierer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: LIA 16: Nice Marmot     
Date:   Nov 19, 2016
#R1#
Dickus throws a body shot but no joy.
Dickus slaps away a takedown attempt from Hoskins, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dickus misses with a hook.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but Hoskins moved out of range nicely.
Dickus definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dickus missing with a left hand there. Hoskins was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hoskins tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Nice defenses there by Dickus.
Dickus throws a looping overhand right but Hoskins ducks down to avoid it.
Dickus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hoskins throws a lazy right hand but Dickus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hoskins fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Dickus is looking for a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus defending well as Hoskins loads up on a big left hand.
Hoskins swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bubba Hoskins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoskins tries a low kick but Dickus avoids it.
Dickus slips under a jab from Hoskins.#T1#
Dickus lands with a straight right. Hoskins didn't see that one coming.
Hoskins throws the kick towards the body but Dickus avoids it.
Hoskins fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Biggus Dickus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Hoskins.
Hoskins staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
Dickus throws a shot to the body.
Hoskins waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickus.
Dickus fails to land with a series of punches.
Hoskins misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Dickus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dickus throws a body punch but Hoskins moves out of range.
Hoskins drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Dickus defends it well.
Hoskins looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hoskins misses with a body punch
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hoskins ducks under a wild hook from Dickus.
And Hoskins tries to counter it with a takedown but Dickus pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dickus misses with a looping left.
Hoskins ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickus moves away.
A big right from Dickus misses.
Dickus avoids the body shot from Hoskins. #T2#
Dickus fails to land with a series of punches.
Dickus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoskins misses with a lunging right hand
and Dickus counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#TD2#
Hoskins shoots in and gets a takedown into Dickus's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Hoskins engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Dickus is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Hoskins is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickus pulls Hoskins in close to his closed guard and prevents Hoskins from doing any damage or advancing position.
Hoskins preventing the sweep.
Hoskins throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dickus works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T3#
Dickus has control of Hoskins's left arm, preventing Hoskins from doing any damage.
Hoskins lands a couple of digs.
Dickus knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hoskins on the ground.
Hoskins trying to control but Dickus is working from the bottom.
Dickus wants to stand and escape but Hoskins is having none of it.
Hoskins working some strikes from top position.
Hoskins is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dickus can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hoskins controls the pace.
Hoskins postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dickus is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hoskins postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dickus preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T4#
Hoskins throwing strikes from guard but Dickus blocks nicely.
Dickus will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hoskins lands a couple of digs.
Hoskins working some strikes from top position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Hoskins with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hoskins scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hoskins makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Dickus on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dickus tries to get out of the position.
Hoskins content to stall in guard here.
Dickus looking for a sweep. Not yet Dickus, not yet.
Hoskins has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hoskins lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hoskins scoring with some ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hoskins's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Biggus Dickus will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Hoskins swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dickus counters with a nice uppercut.
Hoskins throws a right hand that misses
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dickus throws a hook but Hoskins blocks it.
Hoskins slips a jab from Dickus.
Hoskins tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dickus swivels and escapes.
Hoskins is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Dickus moves out of range as Hoskins throws a body kick.
Hoskins misses with a body kick.
Hoskins will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A quick step to the side and Dickus tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickus throws a hook but Hoskins avoids it easily.
Dickus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hoskins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoskins takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dickus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hoskins can do to turn this around?
Dickus misses with a looping right.
Hoskins misses with a lunging right hand
and Dickus counters with a left to the body.
Hoskins swings for the body but Dickus moves out of range.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dickus here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Hoskins walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#T1#
Dickus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hoskins.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hoskins lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dickus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dickus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dickus digs a good hook to Hoskins's body.
Hoskins throws the kick towards the body but Dickus avoids it.
Hoskins takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dickus moves out of range as Hoskins strikes.
Dickus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hoskins momentarily.
Dickus lands a really nice looking cross but Hoskins seems unphased. #CUT#
It looks like Bubba Hoskins has been cut.
Hoskins is breathing heavily.
Dickus throws a jab but it's blocked by Hoskins.
The crowd cheers as Hoskins lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dickus doesn't seem phased though.
Hoskins walks into a left hand.
Dickus misses with a straight left.
Hoskins with a poor takedown
and Dickus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Biggus Dickus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Hoskins.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoskins with a lazy takedown attempt #KD#
and Dickus counters with a crisp right hand that drops Hoskins! Dickus lets Hoskins back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#T2#
A jab from Hoskins misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Dickus misses the target.
Hoskins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Dickus thuds his right hand into Hoskins's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Biggus Dickus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hoskins with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dickus counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC#
Hoskins is rocked!
Dickus throws a looping overhand right but Hoskins ducks down to avoid it. #KD#
Dickus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Hoskins sprawling to the canvas! Hoskins rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dickus finish him?!
Hoskins is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickus finish him?
Dickus throws an overhand right that has Hoskins reeling! Dickus follows up with more punches and Hoskins is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Biggus Dickus!
A less than humble Biggus Dickus misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: LIA 12: I Am The Walrus     
Date:   Nov 05, 2016
#R1#
Dickus throws a hook to the side of Ragnarsson's head but Ragnarsson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ragnarsson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dickus counters with a stiff right hand.
Dickus throws out a loose jab but Ragnarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickus misses with a straight right.
Ragnarsson slips a straight right by Dickus.
Ragnarsson is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Ragnarsson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ragnarsson was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickus.
Dickus swings widly with a right hand
enabling Ragnarsson to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus throws a shot to the body.
Dickus lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Dickus.
Ragnarsson misses with a lunging right hand
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Ragnarsson doesn't manage to clinch there - Dickus circles away.
Dickus misses with a straight right.
Ragnarsson takes a swing at Dickus's ribcage but misses.
Dickus throws a body shot but no joy. #CL2#
Ragnarsson moves into the clinch.
Ragnarsson pushes off an throws an elbow but Dickus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ragnarsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ragnarsson misses with a punch to the body.
Nice elbow from Ragnarsson.
Dickus definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus dodges an elbow strike from Ragnarsson.
Dickus working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T2#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ragnarsson. #CUT2#
It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Ragnarsson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dickus up against the cage.
Ragnarsson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ragnarsson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Ragnarsson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus looking to slow down the pace here.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dickus.
Dickus is trying to force a seperation but Ragnarsson has the dominant position.
Ragnarsson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ragnarsson as Dickus tries to tie him up.
Ragnarsson misses with an elbow over the top.#T3#
Ragnarsson is stalling here.
Ragnarsson tries to work over Dickus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ragnarsson lands an elbow inside that Dickus shrugs off.
Ragnarsson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ragnarsson throws an elbow but it misses.
Dickus avoiding damage.
Ragnarsson working aggressively here.
Ragnarsson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice elbow from Ragnarsson.
Dickus struggles to land a body shot inside as Ragnarsson controls his hands.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ragnarsson. #T4#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ragnarsson. #BC#
Dickus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook.
Ragnarsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dickus throws out the jab.
Dickus needs to keep his hands up - Ragnarsson had a free shot at his head there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ragnarsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickus throws a hook but Ragnarsson blocks it.
Ragnarsson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ragnarsson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickus manages to avoid it.
Ragnarsson avoids the body shot from Dickus.
Ragnarsson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Vikingur Ragnarsson will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Biggus Dickus's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Ragnarsson throws a poor cross that misses
letting Dickus counter with a right hand.
Dickus throws a hook but Ragnarsson avoids it easily.
Ragnarsson throws a hook to the side of Dickus's head but Dickus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ragnarsson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dickus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ragnarsson throws a hook but Dickus avoids it easily.
Ragnarsson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ragnarsson thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ragnarsson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dickus looks to score with a jab to the body but Ragnarsson is just out of range.
Ragnarsson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T1#
Dickus scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A jab from Dickus does it's job there.
Dickus with a jab.
Dickus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #CL2#
and Ragnarsson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dickus avoids the elbow strike from Ragnarsson, against the cage.
Ragnarsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dickus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ragnarssons head.
Dickus avoids a wild elbow strike from Ragnarsson.
A shot in the inside from Dickus.
With the fighters up against the cage, Ragnarsson throws an elbow but misses. #T2#
Dickus takes an elbow to the forehead.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickus is trying to maintain a safe position but Ragnarsson gets an underhook and turns Dickus into the cage.
Dickus takes an elbow to the forehead.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickus.
Ragnarsson leaning his opponent against the cage.
Ragnarsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ragnarsson misses with an elbow over the top.
Dickus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ragnarsson leaning against his opponent.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ragnarsson misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Ragnarsson fails to land.
Ragnarsson lands a damaging elbow. #T3#
Ragnarsson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickus blocks an elbow strike from Ragnarsson.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow.
Dickus is trying to break free.
Dickus wants to stall.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus lands with a left to the head.
Dickus scores with a shoulder strike.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ragnarsson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ragnarsson. #T4#
Dickus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ragnarsson backwards.
Ragnarsson effectively controlling the action here.
Ragnarsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ragnarsson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickus swings wildly with an uppercut but Ragnarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ragnarsson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ragnarsson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dickus.
Dickus avoids the elbow strike from Ragnarsson, against the cage.
Ragnarsson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ragnarsson misses with a body punch.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Biggus Dickus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Biggus Dickus's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Ragnarsson misses with a right hand
and Dickus counters with a nice uppercut.
A big right from Dickus misses.
Ragnarsson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Ragnarsson closes the distance but Dickus moves to the side
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice defenses there by Ragnarsson.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Ragnarsson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ragnarsson throws a shot from downtown. Dickus moves away and avoids it.
Dickus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dickus dips to his left and cracks Ragnarsson with an uppercut!#CUT#
It looks like Vikingur Ragnarsson has been cut.
Dickus looks to land a right hand but Ragnarsson moved out of range.#T1#
Dickus lands a jab to the nose.
Dickus throws a jab but it's blocked by Ragnarsson.
Ragnarsson looks to clinch
enabling Dickus to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#
Ragnarsson is rocked!
Ragnarsson gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Dickus gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Biggus Dickus!

 

Event: LIA 7: Moses To Sandy Koufax     
Date:   Oct 19, 2016
#R1#
Dickskin needs to keep his hands up - Dickus had a free shot at his head there.
A telegraphed right hand from Dickus misses the target.
Dickus digs a good hook to Dickskin's body.
A slow jab from Dickskin misses its intended target.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dickskin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Dickskin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dickskin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dickus connects with a single shot there.
Dickskin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dickskin misses with a right hand
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dickskin misses with a body punch
and Dickus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dickus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickus lands a nice looking body shot.
A big left from Dickus misses. #CL#
Dickskin moves into range and clinches up with Dickus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike.
Dickus blocks an uppercut.
Dickus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickus takes a shot to the head. #T1##BC#
Dickskin breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Dickskin clinches.
Dickskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus is trying to push Dickskin away but Dickskin has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickskin.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Dickus has a couple of punches blocked by Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a nice uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dickus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dickskin misses with a punch to the body.
Dickskin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#BC#
Dickskin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T2##CL#
Dickskin closes the distance and clinches.
Dickskin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Dickskin.
Dickskin misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickus is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dickskin is keeping busy.
Dickskin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickskin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dickskin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dickskin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickskin working aggressively here.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #BC#
Dickskin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dickskin throws an overhand right that drops Dickus like a sack of potatoes! Dickskin dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!

 

Event: LIA 3: There's A Beverage Here     
Date:   Oct 05, 2016
#R1#
Farty shoots in for a takedown but Dickus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dickus throwing a counter right hand but Farty manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Farty drives through and clinches with Dickus against the cage.
Dickus is pressed up against the cage. Farty has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dickus down to the mat. Dickus avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Farty misses with an uppercut. Dickus saw that one coming.
Dickus keeps the fight on the outside.
Dickus sizes up Farty with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Farty drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CL2#
Farty forces Dickus back against the cage and clinches.
Farty looking to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Farty tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dickus smiles and moves away.
Biggus Dickus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juju Farty.
Dickus slips a jab and a cross from Farty.
Dickus scores with a jab to the head. #T1#
Farty doesn't manage to clinch there - Dickus circles away.
Juju Farty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dickus cracks Farty with an open hand slap.
Farty tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Dickus does it's job there.
Dickus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Farty throws out the jab.
Dickus cracks Farty with a good jab.#CUT#
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.
Dickus scores with a nice head shot.
Farty tried to score with a low kick but Dickus checks it.
Dickus is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Farty shoots in but no luck this time.
Farty fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Dickus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Farty shoots for a double leg takedown but Dickus sprawls well. He's pushed Farty's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
It looked like Dickus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Farty darts in trying to clinch
letting Dickus counter with a right hand. #T2#
Farty throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farty tries to clinch
and Dickus counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#
The cut above Juju Farty's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Farty shoots and misses
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Farty looks winded!
Farty takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Farty fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice shot lands for Dickus.#CUT#
Juju Farty's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Farty tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dickus counters with a one-two to the body.
Dickus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T3#
Dickus slaps away a takedown attempt from Farty, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dickus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Farty's hands.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Biggus Dickus!

 

 
 
 
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