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Event:
OFC 240: Ravager
Date: Dec 10, 2016 |
#R1#
Bitch misses the body punch
and Bradley counters with a series of strikes. Bitch will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bitch throws an off balance right hand
and Bradley counters with a left and a right that stings Bitch.
Bitch misses with a looping right.
No luck for Bitch with that takedown attempt. #TD2#
Bitch shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Bradley tries to kick Bitch off but Bitch keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #T1#
Bitch is looking to take a break and control but Bradley is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bradley pushes Bitch off but Bitch dives into side control.
Bitch tries to advance to mount but can't.
Bitch wants to control but Bradley is keeping him busy.
My spies in Fight Factory inform me that Bitch has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Bitch should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#SUB2#
Bitch working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
You can see the frustration on Bradley's face as Bitch controls the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB2#
Bitch tries for a kimura but Bradley is defending well.
Bitch tries to move into full mount but can't pass Bradley's legs.
Bitch keeps trying to improve his position.
Bradley is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at MM eh Academy that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Bradley knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bitch on the ground.
Bitch slows the pace down. #T3#
Bradley wants to get back to his feet but Bitch drags him back down.
Bitch trying to control the action but Bradley is working from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bitch is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bitch gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bradley counters with a left and a right that stings Bitch.
Bradley slips a jab from Bitch.
As Bitch looks to move away, Bradley throws a big counter combo but Bitch just gets out of the way.#T4#
Bitch with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bradley counters with a series of strikes. Bitch will be more careful next time no doubt.
Joe Bradley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sissy Bitch.
Bradley uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch.
Bradley seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
A shot to the body from Bitch misses
and Bradley counters with a one-two to the body.
Bitch shoots in for a takedown but Bradley shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bradley is looking for a counter combo.
Bradley is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bitch throws a body punch but Bradley moves out of range.
Bitch misses with a jab to the body
and Bradley counters with a left and a right that stings Bitch. #ROC#
Bitch is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch misses with a shot to the body
and Bradley counters with a deadly accurate combination that rocks Bitch badly! He tries to strike back but Bradley puts an end to that with another precision combo that knocks Bitch out cold! Oh man, Bitch will never hear the end of this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joe Bradley!
Joe Bradley seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 05, 2016 |
#R1#
Bitch misses the shot to the body.
Bitch looks to score with a jab to the body but Vance is just out of range.
Bitch looks to land a right hand but Vance moved out of range.#TD#
Vance throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Bitch was covering up waiting for the punch and Vance finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Vance with a nice head shot there.
Vance postures up.
#SUB2#
Bitch looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vance with a nice head shot there.
Vance postures up in Bitch's guard and throws a big left but Bitch blocks it.
Bitch manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Vance manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB##T1#
Vance wants to stand and escape but Bitch is having none of it.
Vance trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Bitch should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Vance wants to control the position but Bitch says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Vance is not content to let Bitch control the position.
Bitch blocks the strikes from Vance.
Bitch seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Bitch is thwarting Vance's attempts to control the position.
Vance really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Vance is trying to stand.
Bitch performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Bitch trying to control from Vance's half guard. Vance has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Bitch passes Vance's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Vance is looking to get back to is feet but Bitch passes into side control.
Vance tries to bench press Bitch off him but Bitch keeps the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vance is trying to control Bitch's posture but Bitch avoids it. #T3#
Vance tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Bitch looking to control but Vance is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #SUB2#
Bitch looking for a guillotine from mount but Vance is having none of it.
Bitch trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Vance looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!#T4##SUB2#
Bitch is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Vance won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Bitch off his unconscious opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sissy Bitch!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 03, 2016 |
#R1#
Keller on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bitch works Keller's body with a nice hook.
Bitch shoots and misses
and Keller counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Keller avoids the body shot from Bitch.
Bitch sizes up Keller with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Keller really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bitch swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Keller counters with a two punch combo.
Bitch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bitch misses with a lunging right hand
and Keller counters with a left and a right that stings Bitch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch misses with a body punch
and Keller counters with a three punch combo that has Bitch backing up. Bitch nods at Keller to acknowledge the strikes.
Bitch drops Keller with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Keller! Bitch dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sissy Bitch!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 30, 2016 |
#R1#
Bitch misses the shot to the body.
Bitch looks to land a right hand but Morris moved out of range.
Morris tries to counter by clinching up but Bitch breaks away and moves out of range.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Morris enables Bitch to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Morris manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Morris will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bitch passes Morris's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Bitch works his way into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Morris looks to move to half guard but instead Bitch has passed into mount! Damn!
Morris is trying to stand up.
Morris tries to lock up and control but Bitch gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch controlling his opponent.
Bitch blocks Morris's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Bitch sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Morris throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Morris really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T1#
Morris can't escape the position.
#SUB2#
Bitch is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Morris is surviving well by controlling Bitch's body position as best he can.
Bitch is trying to take his opponent's back.
Morris is trying to escape the mount but Bitch keeps good control and instead manages to take Morris's back.
Bitch is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #SUB2#
Bitch is working for a rear naked choke. Morris is not defending it well and Bitch has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Morris refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Morris's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sissy Bitch!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 27, 2016 |
#R1##TD#
Chat gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bitch to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Chat looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Chat looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Bitch advances position into side control!#SUB#
Bitch wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Chat, who protects the arm well.
Bitch just content to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch tries to move to mount but Chat blocks the move with his legs.
Bitch is staying tight to Chat's torso, preventing him from escaping. #T1#
Bitch has knee on belly and moves into mount. #SUB#
Bitch looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Bitch controlling from mount.
Bitch wants to take Chat's back but he can't do it this time.
Bitch tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T2##SUB#
Bitch is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Chat can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Bitch moves to take his opponent's back.
Bitch has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Chat's body.
#T3##SUB#
Bitch is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Chat won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Bitch off his unconscious opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sissy Bitch!
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