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Event: GAMMA#844 Grabber v Hiro     
Date:   Aug 01, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Manowaru missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grabber scores with a jab to the jaw.
Grabber is looking to land body kicks.
Manowaru pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Manowaru misses with an uppercut. Grabber saw that one coming.
Manowaru has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Grabber slips under a jab from Manowaru.
Grabber looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Grabber misses with a straight left.
Grabber scores with a body shot.
Manowaru staying out of range there.
Manowaru throws out a powerful jab.
Manowaru misses the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Grabber misses the target.
Grabber slips under a jab from Manowaru.
Manowaru walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Manowaru's shoulder, as Manowaru tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Manowaru was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Grabber misses with a body shot
enabling Manowaru to counter with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grabber cracks Manowaru with an open hand slap.
Manowaru fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Grabber.
Manowaru slips under a jab from Grabber.
Manowaru swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Grabber.#T1#
Grabber throws a jab when Manowaru was well out of range.
Manowaru tries to land a leg kick but Grabber saw it coming and moves away.
Manowaru throws a leg kick that misses.
Grabber takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Grabber lands a lovely overhand right.
Grabber tried to score with a low kick but Manowaru checks it.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Manowaru moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Grabber. Beautiful body shot.
Grabber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Manowaru counters with a nice uppercut.
Manowaru blocks a jab.
Manowaru scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Grabber defending well as Manowaru loads up on a big left hand.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Manowaru scores with a decent looking hook.
Grabber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Manowaru jabs at Grabber's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Manowaru keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slow jab from Grabber misses its intended target.
Manowaru connects with a crisp jab. #T2#
Good standup being displayed there by Grabber as he connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Manowaru. That snapped Grabber's head back.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Manowaru moves away and avoids it.
Good leg kick by Manowaru.
Grabber throws a combination that misses
and Manowaru counters with a stiff right hand.
Manowaru digs a good body shot into Grabber's ribs.
Manowaru throws a big shot that misses.
Grabber lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Manowaru is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Grabber had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Manowaru misses with a straight right.
A head kick misses from Grabber.
Manowaru throws a hook but Grabber blocks it.
Grabber wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Grabber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Manowaru.
Grabber misses with a lunging right hand
and Manowaru finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Manowaru cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Grabber staying out of range there.
Grabber swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Manowaru rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Grabber moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A head kick from Grabber lands but Manowaru takes it in his stride. #CUT#It looks like Hiro Manowaru has been cut.
Manowaru looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.#T3#
Manowaru attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Manowaru looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Manowaru takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Manowaru's shoulder, as Manowaru tries to avoid the shot.
Manowaru steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Grabber. That one must have hurt.
Grabber throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Manowaru cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Manowaru.
Grabber is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Manowaru throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Grabber on the side of the head.
Grabber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Manowaru. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice cross by Grabber.
Grabber slips under a jab from Manowaru.
Grabber takes a swing at Manowaru's ribcage but misses.
Manowaru avoids the body shot from Grabber.
Grabber slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber misses with a low kick.
Manowaru throws a jab but it's blocked by Grabber. #KD#
Grabber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Manowaru sprawling to the canvas! Manowaru rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Grabber finish him?! #ROC#Manowaru is rocked!
Manowaru staying out of range there.
Manowaru is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Manowaru throws a body kick that misses.
Grabber tries to counter by clinching up but Manowaru breaks away and moves out of range.
Grabber keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Manowaru seems to have recovered his senses.
Manowaru dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grabber. That did some damage!
Manowaru uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Good standup being displayed there by Manowaru as he connects with a hook.
A solid leg kick lands there for Grabber.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Manowaru blocks the body kick.
Grabber throws a jab but it's blocked by Manowaru.
Grabber throws a head kick but Manowaru moves out of range.
Grabber on the wrong end of a nice hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Grabber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Grabber lands with a shot to the body.
Grabber bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Grabber on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Crotch Grabber will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Hiro Manowaru's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Manowaru waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grabber.
A punch combination from Manowaru misses.
Manowaru's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Grabber connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Manowaru scrambles back to his feet.
Manowaru is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Grabber.
Manowaru moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Manowaru throws a push kick but Grabber slaps the foot to one side.
Manowaru slips a jab and a cross from Grabber.
Grabber drops Manowaru with a big left hand! Manowaru is injured, injured bad! Grabber jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his super heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGE for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: GAMMA#839 Grabber v Horse     
Date:   Jul 11, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horse moves forwards but Grabber connects with a nice, crisp jab.#CUT#It looks like Roar Horse has been cut.
Horse throws a lazy right hand but Grabber sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Horse lands with a good body shot.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Horse was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Horse tries to move into range but Grabber moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Grabber has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! in the buildup to the fight.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Horse counters with a nice body kick.
Horse moves out of range of the body kick.
Grabber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Horse throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Grabber rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #CL2#
and Horse holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Grabber tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grabber.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#TD#
Grabber has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Horse uses from the top position. #SU2#
Horse stands and steps away. Grabber gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #T1#
Grabber fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Horse on the side of the head.
Grabber looks to score with a jab to the body but Horse is just out of range.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Horse's shoulder, as Horse tries to avoid the shot.
A little jabbing left from Horse on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Grabber. Horse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grabber misses with a looping left.
Horse throws a lazy body kick
and Grabber counters with a nice uppercut.
Horse takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Horse moves away from the strike by Grabber. #CL2#
Horse moves into range and clinches up with Grabber.
Horse lands with a short head shot on the inside. #TD#
Grabber successfully pulls guard. #SU2#
Horse decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Grabber misses with a body punch #CL2#
and Horse holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grabber.
A short right from Horse.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Grabber.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber prevents a body shot from Horse.
Horse lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Grabber backwards.
Horse misses with some punches.
Horse tries a body shot but Grabber blocks it.
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys. #TD#
Grabber jumps guard and drags Horse to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. #SUB#
Grabber is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Horse frees his head nicely. Oh but Grabber has switched to an armbar! Horse is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Crotch Grabber made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors PWNAGE and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: GAMMA#836 Paulin v Grabber     
Date:   Jun 27, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paulin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Paulin appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Paulin throws a head kick but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber misses with a wild combination.
Paulin moves away from the strike by Grabber.
Paulin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Paulin ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Paulin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Paulin misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Grabber was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CUT2#It looks like Thierry Paulin has been cut.
Grabber swinging wildly here. #KD2#
Grabber cracks Paulin with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Paulin to stand back up!
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Grabber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Paulin.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber throws a hook but Paulin blocks it.
Grabber looks to land a combination but Paulin avoids it well.
Paulin misses with a looping right.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
enabling Paulin to counter with a crisp jab.
Paulin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Paulin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Grabber connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Paulin's hands.
Paulin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Donk. Paulin catches Grabber right on the button with a cross.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand #KD#
and Paulin counters with a nice right hand that sends Grabber toppling to the canvas! Grabber scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Paulin finish him?!#ROC#Grabber is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paulin looks to throw the jab but Grabber is out of range.
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Paulin finish him?#T2#
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber seems to have recovered his senses.
Grabber throws a jab when Paulin was well out of range.
Grabber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paulin half committed to a counter leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Paulin.
Paulin looks to throw the jab but Grabber is out of range.
Paulin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grabber. That did some damage!
Paulin keeps Grabber at a distance using the push kick.
Grabber takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Grabber looks winded!
Paulin throws a jab when Grabber was well out of range.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paulin throws a lazy uppercut
and Grabber counters with a stiff right hand.
Paulin missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T3#
Paulin connects with an inside leg kick.
Paulin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #KD#
Paulin lands a big head kick that sends Grabber tumbling to the mat! Paulin takes a step backwards and waves Grabber back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Paulin takes a swing at Grabber's ribcage but misses.
Grabber looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Grabber lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber throws a shot to the body.
Grabber connects with a single shot there.#CUT2#Thierry Paulin's cut is getting worse.
Paulin lands a front kick.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Paulin throws a head kick that misses.
Grabber scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T4#
Paulin cracks Grabber with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Paulin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Grabber moves out of range as Paulin throws a body kick.
A punch lands to the side of Paulin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Paulin throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber cracks Paulin with a left hook right on the temple and Paulin goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Grabber lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Paulin is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
An out of breath and clearly excited Crotch Grabber thanked HELLS BALLS RECOVERY for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: GAMMA#832 Boagrius v Grabber     
Date:   Jun 06, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boagrius misses with an uppercut
and Grabber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boagrius misses with an uppercut. Grabber saw that one coming.
Grabber slips under a jab.
It seemed like Grabber was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Boagrius throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Boagrius wants to clinch.
Boagrius backing away here, and Grabber unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Boagrius has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Boagrius misses with an uppercut
enabling Grabber to counter with a crisp jab.
Grabber looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Boagrius keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #T1#
A swing and a miss from Grabber.
Boagrius is looking to counter with a body kick.
Boagrius misses with a hook to the body #KD2#
and Grabber counters with a crisp one two that drops Boagrius! Grabber thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Boagrius to his feet! Boagrius is in big trouble!#ROC2#Boagrius is rocked!
Boagrius is aggressively charging in as Grabber backs up avoiding any damage. Grabber tosses out a jab and Boagrius runs right into it face first! Boagrius is out cold! Grabber dropped down on all fours and is barking in Boagrius's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGE for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: GAMMA#828 Paulin v Boagrius     
Date:   May 16, 2020



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber misses with a hook
and Grabber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spike throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice jab there from Spike.
Grabber connects with the punch.
Grabber misses with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Grabber.
Grabber definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nice body punch from Spike.
Grabber misses with a hook.
Spike throws a head kick that misses.
Grabber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spike doesn't seem bothered though.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Spike moved out of range nicely.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Spike counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Grabber thinking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spike was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Grabber attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Spike moved out of range nicely.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Spike counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Spike on the side of the head.
Some bone on bone action there as Spike checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber just misses with a punch to the body.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spike looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Grabber misses with a right hand
and Spike counters with a straight right hand.
Grabber misses with a hook

and Spike counters with a crisp one two that drops Grabber! Spike thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Grabber to his feet! Grabber is in big trouble!

Grabber is rocked!
Grabber throws out a powerful jab.
Oh Grabber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grabber lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber seems to have got his legs back now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spike steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Spike is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Spike tries to land a front kick but Grabber steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spike uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grabber.
Jab from Grabber.
Spike ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spike takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Grabber lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spike throws the kick towards the body but Grabber avoids it.
Spike looks for the body kick but Grabber saw that one coming.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spike looks for the body kick but Grabber saw that one coming.
A punch lands to the side of Spike 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Grabber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spike moves away.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Grabber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spike can pounce on him.
Grabber works Spike's body with a nice hook.
Spike ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Spike ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Grabber lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spike circles away quickly and effectively.
A countering left hand to the body from Spike misses.
Spike lands a nice looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spike lands a slapping body shot.
Grabber throws a hook but Spike blocks it.
Grabber lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Spike tries to move into range but Grabber moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Grabber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spike.
Spike missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spike steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a hook. Spike ducked under it nicely.
Grabber swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Spike.
A swing and a miss from Grabber.
Spike is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Spike throws a jab when Grabber was well out of range.
Grabber appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A good leg kick by Spike.
Grabber scores with a nice right hand.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Spike looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Spike swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Spike.
Grabber clobbers Spike with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Spike moves away from the strike by Grabber.

Grabber cracks Spike with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Spike to stand back up!

Spike is rocked!
Grabber throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Spike.
Grabber takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Grabber swings away with a body shot that misses
and Spike counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber lands with an overhand left.
Spike is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Grabber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spike scores with a jab. Grabber acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Spike seems to have recovered his senses.
Spike slips a jab from Grabber.
Spike misses with the combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grabber scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Spike blocks a jab.
Spike throws a jab but it's blocked by Grabber.
Spike looks to land a left hand but Grabber moved out of range nicely.
Spike takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spike avoids the body shot from Grabber.
Spike steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Grabber lands a big uppercut and Spike crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Spike looks OK. Grabber waves Spike back to his feet!
Grabber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spike.
Spike uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grabber.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber misses with a right hand
and Spike counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Spike throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spike takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Grabber loads up on a big right hand but Spike slips the punch.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Spike at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Spike scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Spike avoids the body shot from Grabber.
Grabber looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Spike looks for the body kick but Grabber saw that one coming.
Spike takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Grabber stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Spike counters with a right hand to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Grabber.
Grabber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spike misses with a head kick.
Crotch Grabber is winning the standup battle so far.
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Spike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grabber misses with a hook. Spike ducked under it nicely.
Grabber backing away here, and Spike unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Grabber misses with an uppercut. Spike saw that one coming.
Spike lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Spike looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.
Grabber connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Grabber pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spike is out of range and Grabber settles back down.
Grabber throws a lazy right hand but Spike sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spike can do to turn this around?
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Grabber misses with an uppercut.
Spike scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Grabber throws a quick inside leg kick.
Grabber scores with a punch to the head.
Spike lands a body shot.
Grabber moves out of range of the leg kick from Spike.
Spike lands a head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spike lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Grabber with a hook.
Grabber lands a nice hook to Spike's body. Spike takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grabber rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spike moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Spike scores with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Grabber moves out of range as Spike strikes.
Spike keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spike sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Grabber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spike.
Spike misses with a body kick.
Spike defending well as Grabber loads up on a big left hand.
Spike is trying to counter with his kicks.

Spike lands a left and a right that send Grabber crashing to the mat, dazed. Spike thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spike connects with a jab.
Grabber with a jab.
Spike has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Grabber swings for the body but Spike moves out of range.
Spike bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber throws a hook to the side of Spike's head but Spike sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spike is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Spike looks to land a left hand but Grabber moved out of range nicely.
Spike misses with a body kick.
Grabber motions for Spike to come forward. Grabber throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spike walks into a stiff left hand from Grabber.
Spike misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spike lands a nice hook to Grabber's body. Grabber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grabber thuds his shin into the meat of Spike's side.
Spike throws a leg kick that misses.
Spike lands with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.


Grabber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Grabber walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Spike counters with a left to the body.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
enabling Spike to counter with a crisp jab.
Spike thuds his shin into the meat of Grabber's side.

Spike lands a big uppercut and Grabber crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Grabber looks OK. Spike waves Grabber back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Spike keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spike lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sunray Spike!
Sunray Spike tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
Crotch Grabber was interviewed post fight and said 'did u fart? or is that ur breath???'.

 

Event: GAMMA#824 Grabber v Paulin     
Date:   Apr 25, 2020
#R1#
Grabber scores with a jab. Paulin acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #CUT#
It looks like Thierry Paulin has been cut.
Grabber lands a really nice looking cross but Paulin seems unphased. #KD#
Grabber lands a big uppercut and Paulin crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Paulin looks OK. Grabber waves Paulin back to his feet!#ROC#
Paulin is rocked!
Paulin throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
A countering left hand to the body from Paulin misses.
Grabber misses with a straight right.
Paulin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Paulin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Grabber throws a lazy uppercut #KD2#
and Paulin counters with a nice right hand that sends Grabber toppling to the canvas! Grabber scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Paulin finish him?!#ROC2#
Grabber is rocked!
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Paulin.
Paulin moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Grabber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grabber takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Grabber throws a lazy right hand but Paulin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber throws a jab when Paulin was well out of range.#KD2#
Paulin cracks Grabber with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Paulin has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Grabber to stand back up!
Oh Grabber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Paulin misses with a body kick.
Paulin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#T1#
Paulin cracks Grabber with a hook to the temple - Grabber is on wobbly legs here! Paulin swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Grabber falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Paulin wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Thierry Paulin!
Thierry Paulin is the new super heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Thierry Paulin thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Crotch Grabber was interviewed post fight and said 'did u fart? or is that ur breath???'.

 

Event: GAMMA#820 Saric v Grabber     
Date:   Apr 04, 2020
#R1#
Grabber throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Grabber looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Saric misses with a wild body shot.
Grabber is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Saric staying out of range there.
Grabber throws out a powerful jab.
Grabber listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Grabber throws a poor cross that misses
and Saric counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Saric throws a head kick but Grabber moves out of range.
Saric on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Grabber lands a high kick!
Grabber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Saric.
Grabber wants to counter with a clinch but Saric pushes him away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saric takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Saric gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Saric keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Grabber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grabber wants to clinch.
Decent striking displayed by Grabber there.
Saric waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grabber.
Saric throws a looping overhand right but Grabber ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Grabber does it's job there.
Grabber scores with a jab.
Saric takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Grabber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Grabber with a jab.
Grabber throws a poor cross that misses
and Saric counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber checks a leg kick nicely.#T2#
Nice cross by Grabber.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saric looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.#CL2#
Grabber moves into the clinch successfully.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Grabber doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grabber goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber misses with some punches.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Saric.
Grabber misses with the head strike. #BC#
Saric escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice defenses there by Grabber.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Saric, right into the meat.
Saric misses with a leg kick.
Grabber is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.#T3#
Saric wants to slow Grabber down by chopping away at his legs.
Grabber is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Saric slips a jab from Grabber.
Nice defenses there by Saric.
Saric misses the jab.
Saric lands with a good body shot.
Saric throws out a loose jab but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Saric on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Grabber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Saric doesn't seem bothered though.
Grabber throws a hook but Saric avoids it easily.
Saric is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A left lands for Grabber.
Saric swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Grabber.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Saric's shoulder, as Saric tries to avoid the shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Grabber checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Grabber cracks Saric with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saric scores with a shot to the body. #T4#
Grabber throws a body shot but no joy.
Grabber throws a lazy head kick
and Saric counters with a stiff right hand.
Saric lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Saric waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grabber.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Saric feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Grabber is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Saric has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Saric there as he acknowledges the shot.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Saric's shoulder, as Saric tries to avoid the shot.
Grabber moves away from the strike by Saric.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Grabber lands a head kick!
Grabber throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Saric throws a lazy uppercut
and Grabber counters with a straight right hand.
Saric lands a leg kick that knocks Grabber off balance momentarily.
Grabber tries to clinch up but Saric circles away and keeps his distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Grabber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Saric.
Grabber has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Saric takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Grabber dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Grabber avoids the body shot from Saric.
A looping hook to the body misses from Saric. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grabber misses with a head kick.
Grabber works the jab nicely.
Saric drops his hands momentarily and Grabber takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Grabber has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Saric is struggling to control the position.
Saric trying to control the position but instead, Grabber has worked for underhooks and has pushed Saric into the cage.
Saric blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
Saric lands a right hand that snaps the head of Grabber backwards.
A short uppercut from Saric.
Saric blocking some punches.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Saric.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Saric lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Saric working hard to break the clinch.
Grabber lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Saric.
Saric stalling in the clinch but Grabber improves position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Grabber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Grabber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crotch Grabber seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber misses with some punches. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Grabber takes a shot to the head.
Grabber works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Grabber lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Saric or not.
Grabber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Grabber can't find room to land a body shot as Saric controls the action.
Grabber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Grabber makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grabber tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Grabber lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
A left hand lands to the body for Grabber.
Grabber misses with a hook to the ribs.
Saric blocking some punches.
Grabber lands a hook that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Grabber fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saric is trying to stall.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch. #T3#
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber misses with some punches.
Grabber working aggressively here.
Grabber can't find room to land a body shot as Saric controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Grabber scores with a nice short uppercut.
Saric lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grabber working aggressively here.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Saric seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Grabber can turn it around.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike.
Saric tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Saric blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Saric.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Grabber. #T4#
Saric stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grabber takes a shot to the head.
Saric blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber blocking some punches.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Saric.
Grabber lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Saric misses with some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Saric.
Grabber misses with a punch to the body.
Saric stalling against the cage.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R3#
Grabber tries to clinch there but Saric circles away.
Saric throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Grabber on the side of the head.
Grabber lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Saric listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Grabber scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Grabber might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Saric misses with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Saric appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Grabber there.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Saric counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Grabber wants to clinch but Saric slips to the side
and Saric counters with a stiff right hand.
Saric throws an ugly left hook that misses #CL2#
and Grabber counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber prevents Saric from breaking the clinch.
Saric's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T1#
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Saric looking to stall.
Grabber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grabber.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Saric.
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Saric can't break the clinch.
Saric scores with a nice hook to the head.
Saric is trying to maintain a safe position but Grabber gets an underhook and turns Saric into the cage.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Saric throws a punch but it's blocked by Grabber.
Grabber scores with a shot to the side of Saric's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Grabber scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T2#
Saric tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
Saric tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grabber tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Saric's elbow.
Grabber stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Saric tries to stall but Grabber uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Grabber lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grabber blocking some punches.
Saric working aggressively here.
Grabber lands a body punch in the clinch.
Saric throws a head punch that misses.
Saric digs a right hand underneath Grabber's ribcage. Grabber let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Saric fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saric struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Grabber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Saric.
Grabber scores with a nice hook to the head.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Grabber.
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Saric.
Saric is trying to break free.
Saric blocking some punches.
Saric tries to break free but Grabber pushes him back against the cage.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber presses Saric against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grabber throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Grabber working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grabber scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Grabber fails to land.
Saric wants to break free but Grabber has control. #T4#
Grabber lands a body shot in the clinch.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hook to the body lands for Grabber.
Good body shot from Grabber.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber pushes Saric back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Grabber.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Saric blocking some punches.
A short right from Grabber on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Grabber as the two fighters clinch.
Grabber pushes Saric back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grabber lands a body punch in the clinch.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut. #KD2#
Grabber drops Saric onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Saric is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#
Saric is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
Saric walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Oh Saric is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grabber scores with a nice head shot.
Grabber tries to clinch but Saric moves out of range.
Saric misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Saric misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Saric seems to have got his legs back now.
Grabber connects with the punch.
Grabber cracks Saric with a hook to the temple - Saric is on wobbly legs here! Grabber swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Saric falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Grabber wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new super heavyweight champion!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGE for their support in the buildup to the fight.
In defeat, Zdravko Saric stepped up to the mic, saying 'Jesus, what the fuck'.

 

Event: PFC 163 Grabber vs Floyd     
Date:   Mar 14, 2020
#R1#
Grabber throws a lazy right hand but Floyd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Floyd.
Grabber dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Floyd staying out of range there.
Grabber scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A jab from Floyd misses.
Grabber is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Floyd.
Grabber punishes Floyd's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Floyd throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Grabber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Grabber scores with a leg kick.
Grabber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Floyd has time to react.
Floyd swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Grabber.#T1#
Grabber misses the shot to the body.
Grabber throws a front kick that sends Floyd stumbling back into the cage.
Grabber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Floyd looks winded!#KD#
Grabber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Floyd sprawling to the canvas! Floyd rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Grabber finish him?! #ROC#
Floyd is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Bunkechukwu Floyd has been cut.
Floyd doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Floyd is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber throws a nice outside leg kick.
Floyd seems to have recovered his senses.
Grabber fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Floyd out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that PWNAGE logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: PFC 158 Grabber vs Tuala III     
Date:   Feb 23, 2020
#R1#
Tuala does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Grabber misses with a hook to the body
and Tuala counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Grabber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tuala.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
letting Tuala counter with a right hand.
Grabber digs a good hook to Tuala's body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tuala!
Grabber swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Grabber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tuala ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grabber moves away.
Grabber on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tuala scoring well with a low kick there.
Grabber misses with a wild body shot.
Tuala missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tuala misses with a leg kick
and Grabber counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Tuala moved out of range nicely.
Tuala appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Grabber throws a solid leg kick but Tuala takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Grabber.
A little jabbing left from Tuala on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T1#
A jab from Grabber misses.
Tuala throws a low kick but it's checked well by Grabber.
Grabber scores with a nice right hand.
Grabber slips under a jab.
Grabber tries to counter by clinching up but Tuala breaks away and moves out of range.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Tuala let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Tuala tries a head kick but it misses.
Grabber fakes the leg kick and cracks Tuala in the body.
Grabber throws out a leg kick but Tuala moves out of range and Grabber only half commits.
Tuala appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tuala has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tuala on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#CUT#
It looks like Peleki Tuala has been cut.
Grabber works the jab nicely.
Tuala throws a half hearted mid kick.
Grabber scores with a kick to the midsection.
Grabber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tuala looks winded!
Grabber lands a nice looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber scores with a punch to the head.#T2#
Tuala takes a jab right on the kisser.
A head kick misses from Grabber. #KD#
Grabber sends Tuala crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Grabber is motioning to the referee to let Tuala up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Grabber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#ROC#
Tuala is rocked!
Grabber drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Tuala's head, knocking him out cold! Grabber is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Crotch Grabber made sure he mentioned HELLBENT, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: PFC 153 Grabber vs Nao     
Date:   Jan 26, 2020
#R1#
Nao looks to throw the jab but Grabber is out of range.
Grabber takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nao throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nao takes one to the side of the head. #CUT#
It looks like Solomon Nao has been cut.
Grabber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nao.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Nao moved out of range nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nao.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nao ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Grabber thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nao looks to throw a body kick
and Grabber counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Grabber connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Grabber is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Grabber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Grabber bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Nao's head backwards.
Grabber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nao.
Jab, jab by Nao - just one landing.
Nao is looking to slow Grabber down with leg kicks.
Grabber dips to his left and cracks Nao with an uppercut!
Nao lands with a shot to the body. #T2#
Grabber blocks the body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Grabber misses the target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nao misses with a body kick.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nao uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grabber.
Grabber scores with the left hand. Nao knows he should have avoided that one.
Nao scores with a jab to the body.
Grabber slips a jab from Nao.
Grabber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nao.
Nao throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nao. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.#T3#
Grabber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nao.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Nao.
Nice defenses there by Grabber.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Nao replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Grabber blocks it well.
Nao misses with a hook.
Grabber appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber throws a hook but Nao blocks it.
Grabber looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nao feints a counter leg kick.
Nice body punch from Nao.
Solomon Nao seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T4#
Nao misses with a body kick.
Grabber was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nao is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Nao throws out a powerful jab.
Nao throws out a powerful jab.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Nao moves away and avoids it.
Donk. Grabber catches Nao right on the button with a cross.#CUT#
That has opened up Solomon Nao's cut even more.
Nao looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Nao counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber moves out of range of the body kick from Nao.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Solomon Nao will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Solomon Nao's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Nao throws a leg kick which misses Grabber's front leg but catches the back leg as Grabber tries to avoid it.
Grabber throws a leg kick that is checked
and Nao counters with a straight right hand.
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nao sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nao tries a head kick but it misses.
Grabber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nao.
Nao thumps Grabber with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber moves out of range of the body kick from Nao.
Nao misses the body punch
and Grabber counters with a straight right hand.
Nao throws a big shot that misses.
Grabber fires out a quick counter leg kick but Nao just manages to avoid it.#T1#
Nao throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Grabber is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Grabber might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Nao swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Grabber scores with a head kick.
Nao fails to land with a series of punches.
Grabber is looking to counter punch.
Nao scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nao.
Nao moves out of range as Grabber strikes.#T2#
Nao takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Nao misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Grabber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nao throws out a loose jab but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Solomon Nao seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nao throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Grabber to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#
The cut above Solomon Nao's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nao ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nao scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nao catches Grabber with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nao lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grabber's sensitive parts.
Nao has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T3#
Nao jabs Grabber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nao lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#KD2#
Nao lands a left and a right that send Grabber crashing to the mat, dazed. Nao thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#
Grabber is rocked!
Nao blocks a jab.
Nao throws a leg kick but Grabber moved away.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Grabber. Nao shrugs it off though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nao ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Nao looks to throw a body kick
and Grabber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T4#
Nao misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Grabber is looking to counter with head kicks.
Nao looks to land a right hand but Grabber moved out of range.
Nao throws a leg kick
and Grabber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#
Solomon Nao's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nao staying out of range there.
Grabber's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Nao's corner calls for a 1-2. Nao obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nice jab there from Nao.
Nao misses with a left hand
and Grabber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Solomon Nao's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
After the big win, Crotch Grabber made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors UnderGround Clothing Co. and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: PFC 149 Grabber vs Tuala 2     
Date:   Jan 05, 2020
#R1#
Grabber sizes up Tuala with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CUT#
It looks like Peleki Tuala has been cut.#KD#
Grabber drops Tuala with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tuala looks back up at him and smiles so Grabber waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
A low kick from Tuala is predictable there
and Grabber scores with a counter punch that sends Tuala to the canvas! Grabber smells blood - he's punishing Tuala with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Tuala has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new heavyweight champion!
Crotch Grabber very nearly forgot to thank UnderGround Clothing Co. amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: PFC 145 Grabber vs Perera     
Date:   Dec 21, 2019
#R1#
Perera misses the jab.
Grabber scores with a jab. Perera acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Perera misses with an uppercut. #KD#
Grabber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Perera sprawling to the canvas! Perera rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Grabber finish him?! #CUT#
It looks like Kusal Perera has been cut.
Grabber circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Perera tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Grabber wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Crotch Grabber made sure he mentioned UnderGround Clothing Co., along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: PFC 139 Grabber vs Thompson     
Date:   Nov 22, 2019
#R1#
Thompson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Thompson counters with a nice uppercut.
Grabber scores with a hook to the body. Thompson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thompson. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thompson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Grabber misses with a low kick.
A head kick by Grabber misses
and Thompson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grabber digs a good hook to Thompson's body.
Grabber throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Thompson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Grabber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Thompson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Grabber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A little jabbing left from Thompson on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grabber misses with a shot to the body
letting Thompson counter with a right hand.
Grabber keeps the fight on the outside.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Thompson misses with a hook. Grabber ducked under it nicely.
Grabber fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#T1#
Grabber lands a nice shot to the body.
Thompson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Grabber goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Grabber throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Thompson's head.
Grabber staying out of range there.
Grabber plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Thompson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Grabber manages to avoid it.
Thompson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Thompson tries to clinch but Grabber is having none of it.
Thompson lunges at Grabber with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Grabber's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grabber throws the left hand but Thompson avoids the punch easily.
Grabber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Grabber defending well as Thompson loads up on a big left hand.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grabber misses the jab.#T2#
Grabber walks into a straight right hand from Thompson.
Grabber scores with a nice strike.
Grabber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Thompson has time to react.
Thompson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Grabber finds it's way round the side to connect with Thompson's head.
Thompson misses with a hook.
Thompson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Grabber throws a lazy head kick
and Thompson counters with a nice body shot.
Thompson is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Grabber had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Grabber misses with a head kick.
Thompson throws a sloppy head kick and Grabber moves out of range easily.
Grabber is looking to counter punch.
Thompson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Grabber moves out of range as Thompson strikes.
Thompson tests Grabber's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Thompson throws a head kick that misses.
Grabber is looking to counter punch.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T3#
Grabber throws out a loose jab but Thompson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber just misses with a punch to the body.
Grabber swings for the body but Thompson moves out of range.
Thompson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grabber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thompson moves away.
Grabber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thompson.
Grabber misses with a double jab.
Thompson throws a lazy body kick
and Grabber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Grabber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Grabber takes a swing at Thompson's ribcage but misses.
A nice side step and Thompson releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Grabber scores with a punch to the head.
Thompson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T4#
Thompson connects with a body shot.
Thompson throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Thompson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thompson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice defenses there by Grabber.
Grabber fires out a quick counter leg kick but Thompson just manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber throws a looping overhand right but Thompson ducks down to avoid it.
Grabber keeps the fight on the outside.
Grabber lands with a nice combination. Thompson backs away looking to recover.
Thompson throws a shot from downtown. Grabber moves away and avoids it.
Thompson takes a swing at Grabber's ribcage but misses.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thompson throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Grabber to counter with a crisp jab.
Grabber scores with a jab. Thompson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Grabber throws out a powerful jab.
Grabber throws a hook but Thompson blocks it.
Thompson slips under a jab.
Thompson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Grabber counters with a nice body shot.
Thompson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Grabber.
Grabber takes a swing at Thompson's ribcage but misses.
Grabber swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Thompson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thompson.
Thompson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thompson throws a jab when Grabber was well out of range.
Grabber scores with a nice head shot.
Thompson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grabber with a body punch. A glancing blow. #T1#
Grabber lands a lovely overhand right.
Grabber lands with a good body shot.
Grabber throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thompson.
Thompson throws a counter combo.
Crotch Grabber is winning the standup battle so far.
Thompson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Grabber bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice body punch from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thompson.
Thompson misses with a body shot.
Grabber scores with a nice right hand.
Grabber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Grabber avoids the head kick by Thompson.
Jab, jab by Grabber - just one landing.
Grabber tries a head kick but it misses. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thompson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Grabber's head backwards.
Grabber swats away the attempt to clinch by Thompson.
Thompson throws a lazy right hand but Grabber sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thompson takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Thompson looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.
Grabber lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Thompson at a distance.
Thompson misses with a hook. Grabber ducked under it nicely.
Grabber misses with a head kick.
Thompson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Grabber throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Grabber is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Thompson moves away and avoids it.
Grabber throws a series of punches but Thompson moves out of range.
Thompson doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thompson misses with a body kick.#T3#
Thompson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Thompson misses.
Thompson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Grabber counters with a stiff right hand.
Thompson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice body kick from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a hook.
Grabber throws a hook to the side of Thompson's head but Thompson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Grabber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thompson.
Thompson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grabber was well out of range. Poor timing from Thompson.
Thompson misses with a looping right.
Thompson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grabber moves away.
As Thompson looks to move away, Grabber throws a big counter combo but Thompson just gets out of the way.
The crowd cheers as Grabber lands an impressive looking overhand right. Thompson doesn't seem phased though.
Grabber jabs Thompson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A jab from Grabber misses. #T4#
Grabber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Grabber with a hook.
Grabber is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Thompson avoids the head kick by Grabber.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thompson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Thompson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Grabber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Grabber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thompson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Grabber is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thompson can do to turn this around?
Grabber throws a head kick that misses.
Grabber lands a nice looking body shot.
Thompson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab.
Thompson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Grabber slips under a jab from Thompson.
Grabber scores with a jab.
Grabber bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Thompson's head backwards.
Thompson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Grabber misses with a head kick.
Grabber misses with a two punch combination.
Thompson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Grabber makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thompson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grabber looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Grabber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thompson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Thompson slips under a jab from Grabber.
Thompson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice shot lands for Grabber.
Thompson loads up on a big right hand but Grabber slips the punch.
Grabber misses with a hook. Thompson ducked under it nicely.
Thompson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Thompson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab. #T1#
Grabber cracks Thompson with an open hand slap.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Thompson counters with an inside leg kick.
A jab from Thompson misses.
A big left from Thompson misses.
Thompson throws out a loose jab but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thompson ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Thompson avoids the head kick by Grabber.
Grabber bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A shot to the liver by Grabber. Beautiful body shot.
Thompson throws a hook but Grabber blocks it.
Thompson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Crotch Grabber is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Grabber throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thompson.
Grabber throws a looping overhand right but Thompson ducks down to avoid it.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Thompson counters with a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thompson throws a right hand that misses
and Grabber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thompson lands a nice shot to the body.
Grabber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#CL2#
Thompson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Thompson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thompson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Grabber backwards.
Thompson struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Thompson misses with the head strike.
Thompson tries to work over Grabber's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thompson scores with a shot to the side of Grabber's head.
A head punch on the inside from Thompson fails to land.
Grabber lands with a left to the head. #T3#
Thompson throws a punch but it's blocked by Grabber.
Thompson misses with some punches.
Thompson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thompson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thompson tries to throw a body punch but Grabber avoids it by throwing Thompson back against the cage.
Grabber tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thompson's elbow.
Thompson tries to throw a body punch but Grabber avoids it by throwing Thompson back against the cage.
Thompson lands with a left to the head.
Patrick Thompson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thompson tries to work over Grabber's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thompson tries a body shot but Grabber blocks it.
Thompson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber blocks an uppercut.
Grabber tries to pull guard but Thompson won't allow it.
Thompson misses with a body punch.
Thompson throws a head punch that misses.
Thompson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T4#
Thompson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thompson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Grabber prevents a body shot from Thompson.
Thompson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grabber prevents a body shot from Thompson.
Grabber tries to pull guard but Thompson forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#BC2#
Thompson breaks from the clinch.
Thompson tries to clinch but Grabber is having none of it.
Thompson loads up on a big right hand but Grabber slips the punch.
Grabber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Grabber cracks Thompson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Thompson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Grabber connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Thompson momentarily.
Thompson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Grabber has been working on his balance at Men Only. No Liberals !, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Thompson.
Thompson throws a lazy uppercut
letting Grabber counter with a right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Patrick Thompson.
I think Grabber has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crotch Grabber!

Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, UnderGround Clothing Co. for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: PFC 135 Moors vs Stone     
Date:   Oct 27, 2019
#R1#
Bobby Jr pushes Grabber away with a front kick.
Grabber moves out of range as Bobby Jr strikes.
Bobby Jr has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gym in the buildup to the fight.#KD#
Bobby Jr lands a big head kick that sends Grabber tumbling to the mat! Bobby Jr takes a step backwards and waves Grabber back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT#
It looks like Crotch Grabber has been cut.
Grabber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bobby Jr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bobby Jr blocks a head kick by Grabber.
Grabber keeps the fight on the outside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bobby Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ricky Bobby Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bobby Jr swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Grabber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bobby Jr dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bobby Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #KD2#
Grabber lands a left and a right that send Bobby Jr crashing to the mat, dazed. Grabber thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#CUT2#
It looks like Ricky Bobby Jr has been cut.
Bobby Jr avoids the head kick by Grabber.
Grabber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grabber lands a nice looking body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Grabber. Bobby Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Bobby Jr throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Grabber! But no joy.
Bobby Jr blocks a jab.
Bobby Jr misses with a hook.
Grabber raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Bobby Jr throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Grabber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bobby Jr moves in looking to clinch but Grabber pushes him off.
Grabber swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Grabber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bobby Jr throws a leg kick but Grabber sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bobby Jr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab.
Bobby Jr tries to clinch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber throws a looping overhand right but Bobby Jr ducks down to avoid it.
Bobby Jr thumps Grabber with a low kick.
Grabber dodges the punch combination from Bobby Jr.
Bobby Jr bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Grabber's head.#T2#
Bobby Jr ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.#KD2#
Grabber lands a left and a right that send Bobby Jr crashing to the mat, dazed. Grabber thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bobby Jr misses with a jab, cross combination.
Grabber throws a jab when Bobby Jr was well out of range.
Bobby Jr wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bobby Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nice defenses there by Grabber.
Bobby Jr throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bobby Jr. Bobby Jr obviously looking to wear him down.
Bobby Jr misses with a straight right.
Bobby Jr misses with a straight left.
Bobby Jr feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Grabber's calf.
Bobby Jr thows a leg kick but Grabber checks it
and Grabber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T3#
Bobby Jr looks to clinch
and Grabber scores with a counter punch that sends Bobby Jr to the canvas! Grabber smells blood - he's punishing Bobby Jr with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Bobby Jr has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that UnderGround Clothing Co. logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: PFC 130 Wright vs Moors     
Date:   Sep 29, 2019
#R1#
Lach misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Donk. Grabber catches Lach right on the button with a cross.#CUT#
It looks like Gniewomir Lach has been cut.
Grabber lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lach. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Lach counters with a lovely shot to the body.#KD2#
Lach lands a big head kick that sends Grabber tumbling to the mat! Lach takes a step backwards and waves Grabber back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT2#
It looks like Crotch Grabber has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lach takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Grabber throws a jab when Lach was well out of range.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Lach is looking to slow Grabber down with leg kicks.
That kick from Grabber tenderised Lach's leg. Lach is trying to keep his angry face on.
Grabber scores with a nice right hand.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lach goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. #T1#
Lach avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lach swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Grabber has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lach.
Grabber misses with an uppercut. Lach saw that one coming.
We've been informed that Lach has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lach misses with an uppercut.
Grabber throws a series of punches but Lach avoids them all with ease.
A shot to the liver by Grabber. Beautiful body shot.
Grabber moves out of range of the body kick.
Grabber throws out a loose jab but Lach uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lach.
Lach on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Lach's shoulder, as Lach tries to avoid the shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Lach misses.
Lach wants to clinch but Grabber slips to the side
and Grabber counters with a one-two to the body.
Lach with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T2#
Grabber misses with a straight left.
Lach connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Grabber's hands.
Lach misses the shot to the body.
Nice cross by Lach.#ROC2#
Grabber is rocked!
The fighters circling - Lach throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lach tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Grabber scores with a punch to the head.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Grabber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lach moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Grabber lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Lach lands with a hook. Grabber tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T3#
Lach swings for the body but Grabber moves out of range.
Lach bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber cracks Lach with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lach moves out of range of the strikes.
Lach staying out of range there.
Lach displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab.
Lach looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A leg kick checked by Lach.
Lach throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Grabber lands a really nice looking cross but Lach seems unphased.
Grabber throws a series of punches but Lach moves out of range.
Lach misses with a leg kick
and Grabber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber misses with a body punch
and Lach counters with a slapping leg kick. #T4#
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lach sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lach.
Grabber defending well as Lach loads up on a big left hand.
Grabber throws a looping overhand right but Lach ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lach works the jab nicely.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Lach shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Grabber throws a leg kick
and Lach counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lach keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Lach is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A big right from Lach misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Grabber has knocked Lach down with a huge combo! Grabber steps away and waves a wobbly Lach back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT#
That has opened up Gniewomir Lach's cut even more.
Grabber scores with a jab. Lach acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #KD2#
Lach lands a big uppercut and Grabber crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Grabber looks OK. Lach waves Grabber back to his feet!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Crotch Grabber will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Lach takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Grabber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lach.#KD#
Grabber sends Lach crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Grabber is motioning to the referee to let Lach up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Lach is rocked!
Grabber measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Lach! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: PFC 125 Tuala vs Lach     
Date:   Aug 31, 2019
#R1#
Grabber takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nao takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nao, right into the meat. #CL2#
Nao has closed the distance and engaged Grabber in a clinch.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Nao.
Nao throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Nao.
Nao misses with some punches.
Grabber goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.
Nao is working Grabber over against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nao.
Nao lands a right hand.
Nao can't find room to land a body shot as Grabber controls the action.
Nao lands a shot to the body.
Grabber is breathing heavily.
Grabber has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Nao avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nao lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Grabber backwards.
Nao tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nao lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nao lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nao lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nao lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Grabber or not. #T1#
Good body shot from Nao.
Nao stalls.
Nao lands with a light punch inside.
Nao misses with a hook to the ribs. #KD2#
Nao drops Grabber onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Grabber is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#
Grabber is rocked!
Nao misses with a punch on the inside.
Oh Grabber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
I was talking to Grabber's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Grabber misses with a punch to the body.
Grabber seems to have got his legs back now.
A short right from Nao.
A short left from Nao.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nao swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nao misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nao misses with a hook to the ribs.
Grabber working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nao can't find room to land a body shot as Grabber controls the action.
Nao lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Grabber can't find room to land a body shot as Nao controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Nao.
Nao lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nao is leaning against Grabber and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nao is working Grabber over against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Nao. #T2#
Nao is working Grabber over against the cage.
A short left from Nao.
Grabber's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Good body shot from Nao. #KD2#
Nao drops Grabber onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Grabber is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Nao creates a bit of distance for himself, with Grabber pressed up against the cage and cracks Grabber with a massive uppercut! Grabber goes down! He's out cold! Wow, that was some serious power there by Nao!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Solomon Nao!
A very excited looking Solomon Nao made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Crotch Grabber was interviewed post fight and said 'did u fart? or is that ur breath???'.

 

Event: PFC 120 Grabber vs Tuala     
Date:   Aug 04, 2019
#R1#
Tuala on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Grabber scores with a nice head shot.
Grabber throws a body punch but Tuala moves out of range.
Grabber backing away here, and Tuala unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Grabber throws a jab but it's blocked by Tuala.
Tuala blocks a jab.
Grabber takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Grabber lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Tuala throws a body kick that misses.
We've been informed that Tuala has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Tuala uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Grabber throws a lazy uppercut
and Tuala counters with a nice body shot.
A good leg kick by Tuala.
A decent looking cross lands there for Tuala.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tuala misses with a looping right.
Tuala throws a hook but Grabber blocks it.
Tuala missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T1#
Grabber misses with a right hand
and Tuala counters with a leg kick.
Tuala lands with a kick to the ribs.
Grabber is breathing heavily.
Tuala lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#KD2#
Tuala sends Grabber crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Tuala is motioning to the referee to let Grabber up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#
Grabber is rocked!
Tuala fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Grabber manages to avoid it.
Oh Grabber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tuala loads up on a big right hand but Grabber slips the punch.
Grabber seems to have got his legs back now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from Grabber misses the target.
Tuala lands with a shot to the body.
Tuala tries to work over Grabber's front leg with a kick but Grabber checks it.
A little feinted left hand from Grabber on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Tuala lands with a hook. Grabber tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tuala moves away from the strike by Grabber.
Grabber jabs Tuala to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T2#
Tuala ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Grabber backing away here, and Tuala unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Grabber avoids the body shot from Tuala.
Tuala scores with a jab. Grabber acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Grabber throws a head kick that misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Tuala misses.
Grabber throws a hook but Tuala avoids it easily.
Tuala let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Grabber loads up on a big right hand but Tuala slips the punch.
Tuala throws a leg kick but Grabber sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tuala lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tuala slips a straight right by Grabber.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Tuala moved out of range nicely.
Tuala appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Grabber misses with an uppercut.
Tuala throws a body shot but no joy.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Tuala connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Grabber throws a shot to the body.
Tuala throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Grabber wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Grabber misses with a right hand #KD2#
and Tuala counters with a crisp right hand that drops Grabber! Tuala lets Grabber back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Tuala steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Tuala.
Tuala bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber misses with a double jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tuala takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A swing and a miss from Grabber.
Grabber digs a good body shot into Tuala's ribs.
Grabber throws a sloppy head kick
and Tuala counters with a nice body kick.
Tuala dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grabber. That did some damage!#T4#
Tuala throws a hook to the side of Grabber's head but Grabber sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It seemed like Tuala was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tuala takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tuala.
Grabber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tuala looks to land a combination but Grabber avoids it well.
Tuala is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Grabber.
Grabber seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Tuala lands a leg kick that knocks Grabber off balance momentarily.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grabber paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tuala jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Grabber moves out of range as Tuala strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peleki Tuala dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Tuala ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Tuala only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Tuala swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber throws the left hand but Tuala avoids the punch easily.
Tuala swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Grabber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tuala can pounce on him.
Grabber looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Grabber misses with a jab to the body
and Tuala counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Grabber takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Tuala throws the kick towards the body but Grabber avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber misses with a left hand #KD2#
and Tuala counters with a crisp right hand that drops Grabber! Tuala lets Grabber back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tuala throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber is looking to counter the offense by Tuala and move into the clinch.
Tuala lands a leg kick that knocks Grabber off balance momentarily.
Tuala throws a leg kick
and Tuala takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Grabber is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T1#
Tuala defending well as Grabber loads up on a big left hand.
Good shot there by Tuala.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Grabber might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Grabber throws a head kick but Tuala moves out of range.
Grabber jabs at Tuala's body.
Grabber's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Grabber throws a jab when Tuala was well out of range.
A little jabbing left from Tuala on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Grabber. Tuala does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grabber jabs Tuala right on the nose. Tuala blinks but takes it well.
Grabber is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Grabber slips a jab from Tuala.
Grabber scores with a nice strike.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tuala was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Tuala scores with a decent looking hook.
Tuala attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.#T2#
Grabber gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Tuala gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peleki Tuala! Peleki Tuala retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Peleki Tuala thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Crotch Grabber spoke after the fight, saying 'Gyukosho "Fujizilla" Fujimoto (324408) momma dresses u funny'.

 

Event: Pride FC 31     
Date:   Jul 07, 2019
#R1#
Grabber ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Grabber tries to bum rush Fujimoto with a series of wild strikes but Fujimoto uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fujimoto was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Grabber lands a jab to Fujimoto's midsection.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch lands to the side of Grabber 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
letting Fujimoto counter with a right hand.
Grabber has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Grabber throws a hook but Fujimoto blocks it.
Grabber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fujimoto.
Fujimoto jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Grabber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fujimoto has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Big Bear Fight Factory in the buildup to the fight.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fujimoto feinted there with a counter leg kick.
A shot to the body from Grabber misses
and Fujimoto connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grabber connects with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fujimoto on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #T1#
Grabber scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Grabber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fujimoto manages to avoid it.
Fujimoto was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fujimoto walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fujimoto uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Fujimoto tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grabber was well out of range. Poor timing from Fujimoto.
Grabber misses with a straight left.
Fujimoto was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Grabber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Fujimoto counters with a stiff right hand.
Fujimoto keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice defenses there by Fujimoto.#T2#
Grabber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Grabber scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fujimoto in his tracks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fujimoto walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Grabber lands with a shot to the body.
Grabber throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fujimoto counters with a nice uppercut.
Grabber plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Fujimoto to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Fujimoto just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber made sure to mention his sponsor, UnderGround Clothing Co. in his post fight interview.

 

Event: PFC 105 Grabber vs Alzado     
Date:   May 12, 2019
#R1#
Alzado tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Grabber swivels and escapes.
Alzado shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Grabber sprawls well. Grabber wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Alzado gets slowly back to his feet.
Grabber tries to bum rush Alzado with a series of wild strikes but Alzado uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Alzado darts in looking for a takedown but Grabber gets double underhooks and turns Alzado into the cage.
Crotch Grabber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lyle Alzado.
Grabber misses the shot to the body.
Alzado shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Grabber throws a body punch but Alzado moves out of range.
Alzado displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab.
Grabber avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Grabber throws a jab when Alzado was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alzado fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Grabber throws a jab when Alzado was well out of range.
Alzado lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Grabber has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Grabber lands a right hook to the body.
Grabber misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Grabber slips a straight right by Alzado.
Grabber slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Alzado tries to clinch up but Grabber circles away and keeps his distance.
Alzado lands with an uppercut that bounces Grabber off the cage and back into range.#KD#
Grabber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Alzado sprawling to the canvas! Alzado rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Grabber finish him?!
Grabber changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alzado fails with a takedown attempt.
Alzado looks for a takedown but Grabber sprawls well.
A head kick misses from Alzado. #KD#
Grabber cracks Alzado with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Alzado to stand back up!#ROC#
Alzado is rocked!
Grabber throws a body punch but Alzado moves out of range.
Alzado is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Grabber misses with a straight left.
Grabber lands an uppercut, right on the button! Alzado tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Urban Fighter for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: EMP Steve vs Gonza     
Date:   Mar 03, 2019
#R1#
Araujo shoots in for a takedown but Grabber shows good takedown defense.
Araujo has a takedown stuffed.
Nice body punch from Araujo.
Good shot there by Araujo.
Araujo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #KD#
and Grabber counters with a crisp right hand that drops Araujo! Grabber lets Araujo back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC#
Araujo is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Thiago Araujo has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Araujo fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Grabber was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Crotch Grabber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thiago Araujo.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Araujo throws a body shot but no joy.
Araujo with a lazy takedown attempt
and Grabber counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber made sure to mention his sponsor, Urban Fighter in his post fight interview.

 

Event: EMP Grabber vs Pripyat     
Date:   Jan 27, 2019
#R1#
Grabber dips to his left and cracks Pripyat with an uppercut!#CUT#
It looks like Karelin Pripyat has been cut.
Pripyat doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Grabber connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#TD2#
Pripyat is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Grabber's half guard.
Pripyat with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pripyat trying to control from Grabber's half guard. Grabber has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Pripyat is looking to work some ground and pound but Grabber has wrist control.#T1#
Grabber keeping moving, preventing Pripyat from controlling successfully.
Pripyat with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Pripyat controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Pripyat missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pripyat throws a big elbow that misses.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Pripyat has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pripyat in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Pripyat feints the counter takedown.
Pripyat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Grabber counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pripyat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Grabber counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Crotch Grabber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Karelin Pripyat.
Pripyat takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pripyat shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Grabber pinned against the cage. Grabber gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #T3#
A lazy left from Grabber finds it's target.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pripyat.
A quick step to the side and Grabber tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grabber drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Pripyat right on the button. Pripyat goes down! Grabber follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Grabber gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
An out of breath and clearly excited Crotch Grabber thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: Pekka vs Steve     
Date:   Dec 22, 2018
#R1#
Grabber scores with a hook to the body. Cobb takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Grabber takes a swing at Cobb's ribcage but misses.
A shot to the liver by Grabber. Beautiful body shot.
Grabber misses with a shot to the body
and Cobb counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grabber cracks Cobb with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#CUT#
It looks like Tyson Cobb has been cut.
Grabber scores with a jab.
Grabber scores with a body shot.
Grabber works Cobb's body with a nice hook.
Grabber cracks a nice hook into Cobb's ribs.
Cobb looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!#KD#
Grabber cracks Cobb with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Cobb looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Grabber finish him? #CL2#
Cobb forces Grabber back against the cage and clinches.
Cobb tries to break the clinch but Grabber is controlling the position.
We've been informed that Cobb has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Grabber works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #T1#
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut. #CUT#
That has opened up Tyson Cobb's cut even more.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Grabber scores with a nice short uppercut.
Grabber misses with a punch to the body.
Grabber tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber prevents Cobb from breaking the clinch.#BC2#
Cobb's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Grabber forces Cobb back against the cage and clinches.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cobb lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cobb is trying to force a seperation but Grabber has the dominant position.
A head punch on the inside from Grabber fails to land.
Grabber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cobb takes a shot to the head. #CUT#
The cut above Tyson Cobb's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cobb has had enough of the clinch but Grabber keeps him there for the moment.
Cobb wants to break free but Grabber has control.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Grabber working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cobb is trying to break the clinch but Grabber has him pressed against the cage.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T2#
Grabber lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cobb backwards.
Cobb wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cobb fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cobb is trying to break free.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grabber.#CUT#
Tyson Cobb's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Grabber tries to throw a body punch but Cobb avoids it by throwing Grabber back against the cage.
Cobb is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cobb prevents a body shot from Grabber.
Cobb misses with a body punch. #KD#
Grabber drops Cobb onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Cobb is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Cobb is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tyson Cobb's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Crotch Grabber!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Crotch Grabber waved his t-shirt featuring Groove Gear's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: TGC 79     
Date:   Nov 03, 2018
#R1#
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Tower counters with a solid body kick.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Grabber misses with a hook. Tower ducked under it nicely.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Tower counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Grabber's corner calls for a 1-2. Grabber obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #CL2#
Tower has taken the fight to the clinch.
Grabber lands a hook that snaps the head of Tower backwards.
Grabber scores with a shot to the side of Tower's head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Grabber.
Tower presses Grabber against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grabber prevents a body shot from Tower.
Tower tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Grabber smiles and moves away.
Nice defenses there by Tower.
A head kick misses from Tower. #T1#
Decent striking displayed by Grabber there.#CL#
Grabber has closed the distance and engaged Tower in a clinch.
Tower lands a shoulder strike.
Tower misses with the head strike.
Grabber lands with a short shot to the head.
Tower lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tower.
Grabber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Towers head.
Tower lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tower lands a nice shot to the body.
Still in the clinch, Tower scores with a nice short uppercut.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Tower.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tower blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tower struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Grabber working aggressively here.
Tower misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Grabber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Tower.
Tower lands an uppercut.#T2#
Tower misses with the head strike.
Grabber misses with some punches.
Tower scores with a nice hook to the head.
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Tower.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Tower presses Grabber against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grabber is breathing heavily.
Tower prevents a body shot from Grabber.
A right handed body shot lands from Tower.
Tower has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Grabber seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Tower can turn it around.
Tower throws a head punch that misses.
Grabber blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tower scores with a shoulder strike. #TD2#
Tower decides to pull guard.
Tower throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Tower wants to hit a switch here but Grabber passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Tower there!
Grabber avoids the attempt from Tower to control.#T3#
Tower is desperately trying to improve his position but Grabber has a good base and remains in mount.
Tower tries to hold on but Grabber postures up.
Tower can't escape the position.
Tower has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Tower tries to hold on but Grabber postures up.#T4#
Grabber sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Tower slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Tower wants to get back to full guard.
Grabber seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Tower does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Tower is looking for a sweep. Grabber is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Tower tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Grabber has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Tower is looking to improve his position but Grabber isn't that keen on the idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Crotch Grabber will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Grabber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tower has time to react.#CUT#
It looks like Iain Tower has been cut.
Tower lands a slapping body shot. #KD2#
Tower moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Grabber goes down! Can Tower finish him!?#CUT2#
It looks like Crotch Grabber has been cut.#SUB2#
Tower drops back, looking for a kneebar! Grabber looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Grabber looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Grabber! #REVR#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tower can't do much from the bottom here.
Grabber trying to control the position but Tower is working away. #T1#
Tower tries to improve position but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tower manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!#SUB2#
Tower looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB2#
Tower is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Grabber to slip a leg under and get back to full guard. #SUB2#
Tower postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Grabber is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Tower, into his guard. #REVR##T2##SUB2#
Tower working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Grabber has passed into half guard!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Tower actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Tower looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Tower tries to roll over but Grabber keeps him under control.#T3#
Tower has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Grabber is working away from the top position though.
Tower might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Grabber haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The fighters are battling for position here. Tower manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB2#
Tower has his feet on Grabber's thighs here. He's pushed Grabber off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Grabber screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Iain Tower!
Iain Tower is the new heavyweight champion!
Iain Tower took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, IniTech Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: TGC 74     
Date:   Sep 22, 2018
#R1#
Wolff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Grabber connects with the punch.
Wolff throws a sloppy head kick #KD2#
and Grabber counters with a crisp right hand that drops Wolff! Grabber lets Wolff back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#
Wolff is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Bartholomäus Wolff has been cut.
Grabber darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Wolff's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Grabber before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new heavyweight champion!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Crotch Grabber waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: TGC 73: Yoshida vs Boaz 3     
Date:   Sep 08, 2018
#R1#
Washington throws a lazy body kick
and Grabber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Washington looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
BOOM! Grabber lands a beautiful left hook that drops Washington. Washington tries to recover but Grabber is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Washington lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Crotch Grabber waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: TGC Crucible 27     
Date:   Jul 25, 2018
#R1#
Grabber staying out of range there.
Pearson throws a looping overhand right but Grabber ducks down to avoid it.
Grabber is looking to counter punch.
Pearson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pearson gets cracked there but stands up to it. #CUT#
It looks like Norman Pearson has been cut.
Pearson thuds his right hand into Grabber's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Grabber.
Pearson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Grabber.
Grabber takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Grabber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Good shot there by Grabber.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grabber misses with a double jab.
Pearson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grabber.
Grabber takes one on the button.
Grabber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pearson throws a jab but it's blocked by Grabber.
Pearson throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber slips under a jab from Pearson.#T1#
Grabber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pearson.
Grabber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pearson.
Pearson lands with a good body shot.
Grabber lands with a straight right. Pearson didn't see that one coming.
The fighters circling - Pearson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Grabber swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Pearson looks to land a right hand but Grabber moved out of range.
Pearson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pearson misses with a hook. Grabber ducked under it nicely.
Norman Pearson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pearson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Grabber scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Grabber throws a body shot but no joy.
Grabber tries to bum rush Pearson with a series of wild strikes but Pearson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Grabber scores with a nice strike.
Pearson scores with a decent looking hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pearson throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber looks to score with a jab to the body but Pearson is just out of range.#T2#
Pearson gets cracked there but stands up to it. #KD#
Grabber cracks Pearson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Pearson to stand back up!#ROC#
Pearson is rocked!
Grabber throws a nice looking combination but Pearson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pearson is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Pearson scores with a sloppy right hand. Grabber should have avoided that one.
Pearson seems to have recovered his senses.
Pearson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Pearson moved out of range nicely.
We've been informed that Pearson has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Grabber is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#KD#
Grabber drops Pearson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pearson looks back up at him and smiles so Grabber waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Grabber scores with the left hand. Pearson knows he should have avoided that one.
Grabber is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Pearson scores with a nice right hand.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Grabber throws a hook but Pearson avoids it easily.
Pearson throws out a counter right but Grabber avoids it with no problem.
Pearson misses with a looping left.
Grabber is looking for a counter combo.
Grabber slips a straight right by Pearson.
Pearson drops his hands for a split second and Grabber immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Pearson face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Grabber follows up with a right hand that knocks Pearson into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: TGC Crucible 23     
Date:   Jun 27, 2018
#R1#
Grabber misses with a double jab.
Grabber swings for the body but Sylvia moves out of range. #KD#
Oooooh!!! Grabber has knocked Sylvia down with a huge combo! Grabber steps away and waves a wobbly Sylvia back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT#
It looks like Slim Sylvia has been cut.
Grabber has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Sylvia's jab looks to have found its range, popping Grabber under the eye.
Grabber lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Sylvia is looking to close the distance but Grabber sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Sylvia crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Sylvia is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Crotch Grabber!
After the big win, Crotch Grabber made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
The defeated Slim Sylvia had this to say: 'Half of this game is 90% mental.'.

 

Event: TGC Crucible 15     
Date:   May 02, 2018
#R1##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A head punch on the inside from Cobb fails to land.
We've been informed that Cobb has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.#BC#
Grabber manages to break the clinch.
Cobb tries to clinch up.
Cobb wants to clinch up but Grabber keeps it at a distance.
It looked like Grabber was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Cobb.#CL2#
Cobb clinches up against the cage.
Grabber wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Grabber wants to break free but Cobb has control. #BC#
Grabber manages to break the clinch.
Cobb darts in trying to clinch
and Grabber counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT#
It looks like Semmy Cobb has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cobb is looking to clinch.
Grabber is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Cobb is looking to clinch but Grabber is avoiding it.
Cobb tries to clinch up
and Grabber counters with a right hand to the body.
Cobb tries to clinch up.#T1#
Cobb tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Grabber counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cobb looks winded!
Cobb tries to clinch up but Grabber circles away and keeps his distance.
Cobb tries to clinch but Grabber moves away
and Grabber scores with a counter punch that sends Cobb to the canvas! Grabber smells blood - he's punishing Cobb with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Cobb has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, WarHorse Fightwear for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: TGC 48: Hepple vs Human     
Date:   Mar 24, 2018
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Pripyat ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Grabber listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#CUT#
It looks like Karelin Pripyat has been cut.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pripyat drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Grabber defends it well.
No joy there for Grabber, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #TD2#
and Pripyat decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Grabber's guard.
Pripyat throwing strikes from guard but Grabber blocks nicely. #T1#
Pripyat with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pripyat throwing strikes but missing.
Pripyat has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pripyat throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Grabber on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Grabber tries to get out of the position.
Pripyat throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Grabber works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Pripyat throws a big elbow that misses.
Pripyat throws a big elbow that misses.
Pripyat in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Pripyat slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pripyat tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Pripyat connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Grabber some visible discomfort. #T2##SUB2#
Pripyat is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Grabber knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Pripyat scores with a couple of short elbows.#SUB2#
Pripyat is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Grabber is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Grabber is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Pripyat wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Grabber, who protects the arm well.
Pripyat is trying to ground and pound but Grabber uses the momentary lack of control by Pripyat to regain half guard. #T3#
Pripyat missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Pripyat lands a nice short elbow.
Pripyat throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Grabber to regain full guard.
Pripyat with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Pripyat missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pripyat accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Pripyat missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pripyat scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Grabber working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pripyat. #T4#
Pripyat postures up and lands a big shot to Grabber's brow.
Grabber knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Pripyat on the ground.
Pripyat landing with the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Pripyat is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Pripyat postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Grabber is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Pripyat, into his guard. #REVR#
Grabber will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB2#
Pripyat has his foot on Grabber's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Grabber works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Pripyat has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Grabber is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Pripyat.
Pripyat tries to improve position but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karelin Pripyat dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Karelin Pripyat's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Pripyat slips under a jab.
Grabber misses with the combination.
Pripyat feints the counter takedown.
Grabber misses with a combination #TD2#
and Pripyat counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Pripyat is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB2#
Pripyat has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Grabber defend it? Pripyat steps over the head and cranks it - Grabber is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Pripyat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Karelin Pripyat!
Karelin Pripyat really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Fanatic Inc. logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: TGC Crucible 9     
Date:   Feb 28, 2018
#R1#
Umber misses with a combination
and Grabber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Umber throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Grabber wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Umber misses with a hook. Grabber ducked under it nicely.
Umber swings for the body but Grabber moves out of range.
Umber walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Umber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Grabber slips under a jab from Umber.
Grabber cracks Umber with a good jab.
Umber misses with a looping left.
Grabber is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Umber's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Grabber connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Umber scrambles back to his feet.
Umber ducks into an uppercut from Grabber and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber very nearly forgot to thank WarHorse Fightwear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: PFF 17 - Grabber vs Turkey     
Date:   Jan 20, 2018
#R1#
Grabber lands a really nice looking cross but Turkey seems unphased.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Turkey takes a swing at Grabber's ribcage but misses.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turkey was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Turkey ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
A countering left hand to the body from Turkey misses.
Turkey slips a jab from Grabber.
Turkey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Turkey cracks Grabber with a good jab.
Turkey throws an overhand right that lands on Grabber's shoulder, as Grabber tries to avoid the shot. #CL#
Grabber fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Turkey , pushing him back against the cage.
Turkey can't find room to land a body shot as Grabber controls the action.
Grabber makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Turkey struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Turkey swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grabber lands a hook that snaps the head of Turkey backwards.
A bit of stalling here from Grabber.
Turkey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber misses with a body punch.
Grabber blocks an uppercut.
Grabber slows down the pace here. #T1#
Grabber lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turkey backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grabber.
A head punch on the inside from Turkey fails to land.
Grabber lands an uppercut.
Grabber effectively controlling the action here.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.
Turkey tries to throw a body punch but Grabber avoids it by throwing Turkey back against the cage.
Turkey lands a shoulder strike.
A short left from Grabber.
Grabber is pushing Turkey up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A right handed body shot lands from Grabber.
Turkey lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Turkey .
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Turkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Turkey fails to land. #T2#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turkey .
Grabber makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Turkey .
Turkey working aggressively here.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Turkey working aggressively here.
Turkey misses with some punches.
Grabber has Turkey pushed against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turkey .
Turkey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Grabber working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turkey misses with a punch on the inside.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turkey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
Turkey is trying to force a seperation but Grabber has the dominant position.
Turkey blocks a body shot from Grabber.
Grabber struggles to land a body shot inside as Turkey controls his hands. #T3#
Grabber lands a right hand.
Turkey misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber working aggressively here.
Turkey lands a shoulder strike.
Turkey 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Grabber stalling the fight.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Turkey . #BC2#
Turkey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber loads up on a big right hand but Turkey slips the punch.
Grabber connects with a body shot.
Turkey scores with a body shot.
Grabber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber tries to bum rush Turkey with a series of wild strikes but Turkey uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A little jabbing left from Turkey on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber's corner calls for a 1-2. Grabber obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Grabber throws a hook to the side of Turkey 's head but Turkey sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T4#
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber looks to score with a jab to the body but Turkey is just out of range.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A decent looking cross lands there for Turkey .
Turkey throws a lazy body kick #CL#
and Grabber counters by moving into the clinch.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Grabber is stalling here.
Grabber prevents a body shot from Turkey .
Grabber struggles to land a body shot inside as Turkey controls his hands.
Grabber blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grabber scores with a shot to the side of Turkey 's head.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
Grabber lands with a right to the head.
Turkey fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Turkey wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Grabber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Turkey misses with a hook. Grabber ducked under it nicely.
Turkey takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Turkey ducks into an uppercut from Grabber and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that WarHorse Fightwear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: PFF15 Jones vs Thomas     
Date:   Jan 06, 2018
#R1#
Grabber takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A shot to the liver by Smith. Beautiful body shot.
Smith tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Grabber manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Grabber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Smith.
Smith on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Grabber throws a hook but Smith avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Grabber.#CUT#
It looks like Aaron Smith has been cut.
Grabber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Grabber drops Smith with a naaaaasty hook - Smith is in real trouble here! Grabber dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber gave a mention to WarHorse Fightwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: PFF 12 - Steve vs McKenna     
Date:   Dec 16, 2017
#R1#
Grabber uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hunter.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A cross from Grabber lands.
Grabber fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hunter looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Grabber lands with an uppercut that bounces Hunter off the cage and back into range.#KD#
Grabber lands a big uppercut and Hunter crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Hunter looks OK. Grabber waves Hunter back to his feet!#ROC#
Hunter is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Hunter tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Grabber wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber gave a mention to WarHorse Fightwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: PFF 7 - Grabber vs Trowning     
Date:   Nov 11, 2017
#R1#
A shot to the body from Grabber misses
and Trowning counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Trowning keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Trowning makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Grabber's corner calls for a 1-2. Grabber obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber misses with a jab to the body
and Trowning counters with a straight right hand.
Trowning defending well as Grabber loads up on a big left hand.
Grabber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber throws a left and a right that both miss
and Trowning counters with a right hand to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trowning avoids the body shot from Grabber.
A little jabbing left from Trowning on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Grabber looks to score with a jab to the body but Trowning is just out of range.
Trowning misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Grabber lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Trowning backs up against the cage.
Trowning lands with a shot to the body.
Trowning doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Grabber punishes Trowning's body with a nice straight punch.
Grabber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trowning scores with a hook to the body. Grabber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Grabber takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Grabber misses with a hook.
Trowning slips under a jab.
Trowning throws a looping overhand right but Grabber ducks down to avoid it.
Grabber takes a swing at Trowning's ribcage but misses.
Grabber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trowning manages to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Trowning throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Trowning misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber. #T2#
Grabber throws a lazy uppercut
and Trowning counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Grabber connects with a body shot that sends Trowning's belly button to the back.
A jab from Grabber misses.
A jab from Grabber finds it's way through Trowning's defenses. #KD#
Grabber cracks Trowning with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Trowning to stand back up!#ROC#
Trowning is rocked!
Trowning misses with a double jab.
Grabber with a body punch. A glancing blow. #KD#
Grabber lands a big uppercut and Trowning crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Trowning looks OK. Grabber waves Trowning back to his feet!
Trowning is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Trowning scores with a jab to the body.
Trowning seems to have recovered his senses.
Grabber walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Trowning drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Grabber swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Trowning's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new heavyweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Crotch Grabber made sure he mentioned Urban Fighter, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: YL 47: Doss v Sobchak 2     
Date:   Sep 24, 2017
#R1#
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bobby swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Grabber has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Bobby is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Bobby connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grabber throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bobby stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Bobby counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bobby blocks a jab.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bobby definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Good shot there by Grabber.#CUT2#
It looks like Big Bobby has been cut.
Bobby uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Bobby was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bobby on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bobby counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1#
Grabber tries to clinch but Bobby is having none of it.
Bobby is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bobby uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grabber.
Bobby is looking to counter punch.
Grabber misses with a jab to the body
and Bobby counters with a left and a right that stings Grabber.
The fight stays on the outside here - Grabber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bobby went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Grabber throws a jab when Bobby was well out of range.
Bobby swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Grabber misses with a left hand
and Bobby counters with a straight right hand.#CL2#
Grabber closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Grabber struggles to land a body shot inside as Bobby controls his hands.
Bobby misses with a punch to the body.
Bobby lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Grabber pushes Bobby back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Grabber gets through Bobby's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T2#
Bobby stalling in the clinch but Grabber improves position.
Bobby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Bobby.
A nice left hand lands by Bobby.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber blocks an uppercut.
Bobby lands a nice uppercut.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
Bobby throws a head punch that misses.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Bobby.
Grabber misses with some punches.
Bobby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Grabber's elbow.
Grabber lands with a short shot to the head.
Bobby swings wildly with an uppercut but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Bobby.
Grabber presses Bobby against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Bobby swings wildly with an uppercut but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Big Bobby will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Big Bobby's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Grabber misses with a double jab.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
A little feinted left hand from Bobby on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Grabber swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice shot by Bobby.
Grabber looks to clinch
and Bobby counters with a straight right hand.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bobby with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Grabber swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bobby counters with a nice uppercut.
Grabber throws a sloppy body shot
and Bobby counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Bobby's shoulder, as Bobby tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like Bobby was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Grabber.#KD#
Bobby staggers Grabber with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Grabber looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bobby counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. #T1#
Grabber tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Bobby manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber throws a poor cross that misses #KD#
and Bobby counters with a straight right that drops Grabber on his ass! Grabber jumps back to his feet. He seems OK to continue so we'll get back to the action.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Bobby counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC#
Grabber is rocked!
Grabber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A quick step to the side and Bobby tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grabber looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bobby is looking to counter punch.
Grabber fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bobby throws a right hand that misses
and Grabber counters with a left and a right that stings Bobby.
Bobby works Grabber's body with a nice hook.
Grabber with a hook.#T2#
Bobby moves away from the strike by Grabber.
Bobby is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Grabber can do to turn this around?
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Bobby counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bobby lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber misses with a lunging right hand
and Bobby counters with a two punch combo.
Bobby connects with a nice looking jab.
Grabber misses with a lunging right hand
and Bobby counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Bobby finish him?
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Bobby moved out of range nicely.
Grabber seems to have recovered his senses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grabber misses with a wild body shot.
Bobby throws a hook but Grabber blocks it.
Grabber swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bobby.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Bobby takes the second round thanks to the knockdowns.
The cut man is working on Big Bobby's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R3#
Bobby lands with an overhand left.
Grabber misses with a double jab
and Bobby connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bobby throws a leg kick #CL2#
and Grabber holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Grabber.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
Bobby gets through Grabber's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bobby struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Bobby is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #CUT2#
Big Bobby's cut is getting worse.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bobby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Grabber lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bobby backwards.
Grabber tries to work over Bobby's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Grabber fails to land.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Bobby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bobby backwards.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut. #CUT2#
Big Bobby's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Grabber lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bobby backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grabber.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Grabber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Grabber is leaning against Bobby and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Grabber works on Bobby's body with a couple of short punches.
Grabber lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bobby backwards. #CUT2#
Jeez, Big Bobby's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Grabber lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Grabber.
Grabber lands a body shot in the clinch.
Grabber lands a nice uppercut.#ROC2#
Bobby is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Big Bobby's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: YL 40: Raharuhi v Tyson     
Date:   Aug 19, 2017
#R1#
Grabber misses with a hook. Paulsen ducked under it nicely.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Paulsen moved out of range nicely.#KD2#
Grabber connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Paulsen onto his butt! Paulsen bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.#CUT2#
It looks like Paul Paulsen has been cut.
Paulsen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Paulsen looks to throw the jab but Grabber is out of range.
Grabber misses with a double jab
and Paulsen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paulsen moves away from the strike by Grabber.
It appears Paulsen was looking to counter with a kick there.
Paulsen ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Paulsen tried to counter with a leg kick but Grabber avoided it.#KD2#
Grabber scores a flash knockdown with a right hook that drops Paulsen to his hands and knees! The ref pushes Grabber away as he looks to land an illegal blow. Paulsen got an extra few seconds to recover there, which could have made all the differences as he stumbles back to his feet. The referee looks into his eyes and decides to allow the bout to continue. Can he survive?!#ROC2#
Paulsen is rocked!
Grabber rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Paulsen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
It appears Paulsen was looking to counter with a kick there.
Oh Paulsen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Paulsen slips a jab from Grabber.
Grabber closes the distance and catches Paulsen with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Paulsen is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Paulsen is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Paulsen is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Grabber takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
An out of breath and clearly excited Crotch Grabber thanked House of Valor for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: Young Lions Schmall v Sobchak     
Date:   Jun 30, 2017
#R1#
Grabber throws a hook but Halo avoids it easily.#KD#
Grabber scores a flash knockdown with a right hook that drops Halo to his hands and knees! The ref pushes Grabber away as he looks to land an illegal blow. Halo got an extra few seconds to recover there, which could have made all the differences as he stumbles back to his feet. The referee looks into his eyes and decides to allow the bout to continue. Can he survive?!#CUT#
It looks like Itanimulli Halo has been cut.
Grabber has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Grabber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Halo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Grabber sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Halo walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Crotch Grabber waved his t-shirt featuring House of Valor 's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: Young Lions 205T Round 4     
Date:   May 26, 2017
#R1#
Grabber lands an overhand right.
Grabber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#KD#
Grabber connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Pierno onto his butt! Pierno bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.
Pierno moves out of range of the strikes.
Grabber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pierno.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pierno ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Pierno swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pierno displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab.
Pierno avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pierno throws a looping overhand right but Grabber ducks down to avoid it.
Pierno scores with a hook.
Grabber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grabber is looking to counter punch.
Pierno throws a lazy right hand but Grabber sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Grabber takes a swing at Pierno's ribcage but misses.
Pierno throws a lazy right hand but Grabber sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pierno.
Grabber on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Grabber's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pierno connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Grabber scrambles back to his feet.
Pierno misses with a wild body shot.
Pierno throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T1#
Grabber cracks Pierno with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Grabber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pierno.
A little feinted left hand from Grabber on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Grabber misses with a looping left.
A little jabbing left from Pierno on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pierno misses with an uppercut.
Grabber is looking to counter punch.
Good shot there by Grabber.
Pierno misses with a straight left.
Grabber on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Grabber missing with a left hand there. Pierno was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A swing and a miss from Pierno.
Pierno looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pierno has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Grabber finds it's way round the side to connect with Pierno's head.
Pierno scores with a hook.
Grabber throws a hook but Pierno avoids it easily.
Pierno slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#KD#
Grabber drops a shoulder and throws a biiiig uppercut that drops Pierno onto his butt! Pierno pops straight back to his feet to convince the referee that he's OK to continue.
Pierno scores with a body shot. #T2#
Grabber slips a jab from Pierno.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Pierno moves away and avoids it.
Pierno pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #KD#
Grabber staggers Pierno with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Pierno looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!
Grabber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pierno.#KD#
Grabber scores a knockdown with a big right hand! Pierno beats the count and gets back to his feet. The referee asks him to walk forwards and it appears he is OK so we'll continue the bout.
Grabber on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Grabber fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pierno jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A counter left hand to the body from Grabber misses its target.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pierno throws a hook to the side of Grabber's head but Grabber sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pierno slips under a jab from Grabber.
It seemed like Pierno was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grabber slips a jab and a cross from Pierno.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Pierno scores with a nice head shot.
Pierno takes a swing at Grabber's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber takes that one as he scored multiple knockdowns. Andre Pierno was lucky to get out of the first round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Grabber connects with a body shot.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Pierno moves away and avoids it.
Nice cross by Pierno.
Pierno might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Grabber avoids the body shot from Pierno.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Pierno throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pierno moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Pierno counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Grabber throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pierno.
Grabber just misses with a punch to the body.
Pierno throws a hook to the side of Grabber's head but Grabber sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pierno misses with an uppercut. Grabber saw that one coming.
Grabber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pierno.
Grabber lands an overhand right.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Pierno moved out of range nicely.
Crotch Grabber is winning the standup battle so far.
Pierno digs a good hook to Grabber's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pierno looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#T1#
Grabber missing with a left hand there. Pierno was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grabber lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Grabber uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pierno.
An attempted straight right counter from Grabber misses the target.
Pierno swings and misses with a shot to the body#KD#
and Grabber counters with a big right hook, that lands right on the temple! Pierno goes down! Grabber rushes to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. This one's going to be close! 3,4,5,6,7... Pierno is up to one knee.... 8,9.... He's up! The referee says he's good to go, so we're back to the action!
A big right from Pierno misses. #KD#
Grabber connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Pierno onto his butt! Pierno bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.#ROC#
Pierno is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pierno misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Pierno walks into a straight right hand from Grabber.
Pierno is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Grabber connects with a crushing straight, right on the bridge of Pierno's nose, sending him crumpling to the mat! That's really rocked Pierno - is he going to beat the count??? 4,5,6,7,8,9.....10 - he's not made it - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
A victorious Crotch Grabber thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Mar 24, 2017
#R1#
Grabber throws a shot to the body.
Grabber scores with a jab.
Grabber definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Grabber lands with a good body shot.#CL2#
Mocco drives through and clinches with Grabber against the cage.
Grabber scores with a shot to the side of Mocco 's head.
Grabber gets through Mocco 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mocco stalling in the clinch but Grabber improves position.
Grabber lands with a right to the head.
Grabber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mocco backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mocco looks winded!
Grabber lands a huge punch on the inside that knocks Mocco senseless! Wow, what a way to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 23, 2017
#R1#
Leroy throws a sloppy head kick and Grabber moves out of range easily. #CL2#
Grabber rushes Leroy and presses him up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Grabber. #CUT2#
It looks like Zach Leroy has been cut.
Grabber scores with a nice hook to the head.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Leroy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Leroy tries to break the clinch but Grabber is controlling the position.
Grabber tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Leroy is trying to break free.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Grabber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Grabber.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber lands a nice uppercut.#ROC2#
Leroy is rocked!#CUT2#
Zach Leroy's cut is getting worse.
Grabber lands a hook that snaps the head of Leroy backwards.
Oh Leroy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grabber unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Leroy! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Grabber is unloading with more strikes now! Leroy drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Our winner, Crotch Grabber, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

 
 
 
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