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Event:
Steel Penn - ICON VI
Date: Oct 14, 2017 |
#R1##TD2#
Knorr gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Tang to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tang passes easily into side control. Nice work.#SUB2#
Tang goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Knorr has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Tang but great work by Knorr.#SUB#
Knorr tries for a kimura but Tang is defending well.
Tang manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!#SUB2#
Tang seems to be looking for submissions.
#SUB2#
Tang is working for a submission of some sort.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Knorr is trying to control but can't.
#SUB2#
Tang is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Knorr doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Tang.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Tang is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Knorr sees it coming and defends easily.#T1#
The fighters are battling for position here. Knorr manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB2#
Tang is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Tang has gone for a leg lock! Knorr slips out almost immediately though and dives into Tang's guard.#REVR#
Knorr controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #SUB2#
Tang is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Knorr defends well.#SUB2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Tang is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Tang throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#SUB2#
Tang is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Knorr is aware though and is defending well.#T2##SUB2#
Tang is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Knorr is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
Tang is looking to cinch up a triangle. Knorr throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Tang's body to avoid the submission. Tang has instead reached around Knorr's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Tang arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Pootie Tang!
Pootie Tang very nearly forgot to thank Green Machine Nutritional Supplements amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Event:
Steel Penn - ICON IV
Date: Oct 01, 2017 |
#R1#
Nickolson slaps away a takedown attempt from Tang, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Tang takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Tang looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tang has a takedown stuffed.
Nice takedown defense from Nickolson. No joy for Tang on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pootie Tang. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nickolson slaps away a takedown attempt from Tang, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Nickolson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nickolson defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Tang.
Tang will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nickolson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tang fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Tang is breathing heavily.
Tang shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Nickolson to counter with a crisp jab.
Nickolson lands a body shot.
Nickolson connects with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nickolson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T1#
Nice jab there from Nickolson.
Tang takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nickolson lands with a shot to the body.
Tang takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
#ROC2#
Tang is rocked!
Nickolson steps in with a hook that catches Tang right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Nickolson follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Tang looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vike Nickolson!
Vike Nickolson got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 29, 2017 |
#R1#
Neuhardt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tang appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Neuhardt tries a head kick but it misses.
Neuhardt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tang moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tang appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Neuhardt throws a left and a right that both miss
#TD#
and Tang counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Neuhardt really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Tang. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Tang is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Neuhardt is trying to stand.
#SUB#
Tang wants to work for an arm triangle but Neuhardt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
#SUB#
Tang seems to be looking for submissions.
Neuhardt is looking to escape.#SUB#
Tang is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Neuhardt is defending against the submission attempts here by Tang.
#SUB#
Tang is working for a kimura but Neuhardt is defending it quite comfortably.
#T1##SUB#
Tang is looking for a kimura but Neuhardt is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Tang to get the leverage. #SUB#
Tang is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Neuhardt defends it well. #SUB#
Tang seems to be looking for submissions.
Neuhardt is looking to escape.
Neuhardt is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#SUB#
Tang is looking for a kimura but Neuhardt is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Tang to get the leverage. #SUB#
Tang seems to be looking for submissions.
#SUB#
Neuhardt is defending against the submission attempts here by Tang.
Neuhardt wants to get back to his feet.
#T2#
Tang is looking to advance position but Neuhardt won't allow it.
Neuhardt wants to get back to his feet.
#SUB#
Tang is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Neuhardt is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pootie Tang!
A very excited looking Pootie Tang made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Eddy Neuhardt spoke after the fight, saying 'Sorry my lose this event, no regrets, my opponent was today better as myself'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 27, 2017 |
#R1#
Moru swings for the body but Tang moves out of range.
Moru misses with a straight left.
Tang is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#CL#
Moru forces Tang back against the cage and clinches.
Tang changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Moru fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Ma Moru seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tang takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moru scores with a nice strike.
Tang showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Moru.
Tang drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Moru defends it well.#T1#
Moru throws a left and a right that both miss
#TD2#
and Tang counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #SUB2#
Tang is trying to work for a kimura but Moru is defending well.
#SUB2#
Tang seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Moru is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Pootie Tang!
During a confident post fight interview, Pootie Tang thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 21, 2017 |
#R1#
Kennedy changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Tang tries to avoid it but Kennedy manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Tang to the ground. Tang escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Kennedy throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Tang counters with a shoot takedown. Kennedy fights it but they end up in guard. #SUB2#
Tang is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Kennedy is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Kennedy has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kennedy works over Tang with some ground and pound from guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kennedy wants to stand but Tang has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Tang avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T1##SUB2#
Tang is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kennedy is aware though and is defending well.
Kennedy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tang wants to sweep here but Kennedy controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Tang has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Kennedy can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Kennedy has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Tang is proving hard to escape from. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Kennedy throwing strikes from guard but Tang blocks nicely.
Tang preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #SU#
Kennedy gets to his feet. Tang looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Kennedy throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Tang counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Kennedy!
Kennedy tries to buck Tang off but Tang is having none of it.#SUB2#
Tang wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Kennedy, who protects the arm well. #SUB2#
Tang tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Tang has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #T3#
Kennedy tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Tang wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #SUB2#
Tang tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Tang has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Tang is working to tighten his grip on Kennedy's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Kennedy has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Tang is really squeezing tight and eventually Kennedy passes out! Tang breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Pootie Tang!
Our winner, Pootie Tang, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 19, 2017 |
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Tang avoids the head kick by Figueroa.
Tang with the counter takedown but Figueroa avoids it easily.
Luciano Figueroa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Figueroa rushes Tang and presses him up against the cage.
Tang prevents Figueroa from breaking the clinch.#TD2#
Tang gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Figueroa regains guard.
#SUB2#
Tang drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Tang jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB2#
Tang drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Tang as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Figueroa screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Tang! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Pootie Tang!
Our winner, Pootie Tang, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 15, 2017 |
#R1##TD2#
Shepard gets caught napping as Tang dives in and scores a takedown. Shepard manages to retain guard.#SUB2#
Tang thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Tang drops back, looking for a kneebar! Shepard looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Shepard looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Shepard! #REVR#
Shepard knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tang on the ground.
Shepard postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
The ground and pound from Shepard seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Tang regains half guard there - taking advantage of Shepard's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Shepard throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Tang looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T1#
Tang is pressing down on Shepard's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB#
Shepard has gone for a leg lock! Tang slips out almost immediately though and dives into Shepard's guard.#REVB##SUB2#
Tang has gone for a leg lock! Shepard slips out almost immediately though and dives into Tang's guard.#REVR#
Shepard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Shepard cracks Tang with a solid left hand.
Shepard throwing strikes from guard but Tang blocks nicely. #T2#
Tang is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Shepard is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Shepard is trying to stand up here but Tang is controlling him well. #SUB2#
Tang is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Shepard is just riding it out for now. Tang eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Tang looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
#SUB2#
Shepard is defending against the submission attempts here by Tang.
#T3##SUB2#
Tang is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Shepard moves into full guard.
#SUB2#
Tang drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Tang jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB2#
Tang drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Shepard manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Tang has Shepard in his guard.#REVR#
Shepard could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#SUB2#
Shepard throws a sloppy strike and Tang has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Shepard is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Tang!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Pootie Tang!
A relieved looking Pootie Tang thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 13, 2017 |
#R1##CL#
Cantrell moves into the clinch.#TD2#
Tang lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Cantrell gets full guard.#SUB2#
Tang drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Tang jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB2#
Tang thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Tang is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Tang stops Cantrell from standing up. #SUB2#
Tang drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Tang as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Cantrell screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Tang! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Pootie Tang!
A relieved looking Pootie Tang thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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