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Event: EK 7_CONFLICT THEORY     
Date:   Aug 01, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drunkizkus tries to clinch there but Tchusuk circles away.
A swing and a miss from Tchusuk.
Tchusuk throws a lazy uppercut
and Drunkizkus counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Drunkizkus wants to clinch.
Drunkizkus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#CUT#It looks like Kenny Tchusuk has been cut.
Tchusuk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tchusuk circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tchusuk is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Drunkizkus with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tchusuk throws out a counter right but Drunkizkus avoids it with no problem.
Tchusuk has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Drunkizkus.
Tchusuk throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Tchusuk is having none of it. #T1#
Tchusuk misses with a body shot.
Tchusuk wants to land a leg kick but Drunkizkus is out of range.
Drunkizkus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Power Plant MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Tchusuk takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CL#
Drunkizkus rushes Tchusuk and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Drunkizkus trying to land knees to the body.
Drunkizkus lands a body punch.
Tchusuk throws a head punch that misses.
Good body shot from Tchusuk.
A short right from Tchusuk.
Tchusuk throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Tchusuk fails to land.
Tchusuk scores with a shoulder strike.
Tchusuk throws a punch but it's blocked by Drunkizkus.
Tchusuk misses with the head strike.
Good body shot from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Tchusuk misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Tchusuk lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tchusuk misses with some punches.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Tchusuk throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Drunkizkus blocks it with crossed arms.
Tchusuk misses with the head strike.
Tchusuk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tchusuk gets through Drunkizkus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tchusuk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Drunkizkus backwards.
Tchusuk lands with a short punch from the clinch. #BC#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Drunkizkus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Drunkizkus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tchusuk misses with a head kick.
Drunkizkus went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
A combination from Tchusuk does no damage.
Tchusuk throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
As Tchusuk looks to move away, Drunkizkus throws a big counter combo but Tchusuk just gets out of the way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kenny Tchusuk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kenny Tchusuk's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Tchusuk blocks a head kick by Drunkizkus.
Tchusuk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Drunkizkus misses with a head kick.
Tchusuk has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Drunkizkus throws a sloppy head kick and Tchusuk moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus scores with a head kick.
Tchusuk takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Tchusuk moves out of range.
Drunkizkus wants to clinch but Tchusuk slips to the side
and Tchusuk counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Drunkizkus is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Nice body kick there by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus scores with a kick to the body. #CL2#
Tchusuk closes the distance and clinches.
Drunkizkus looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Drunkizkus can't break the clinch.
Tchusuk working aggressively here. #T1#
A short left from Tchusuk.
Drunkizkus trying to stall but Tchusuk improves his position.
Tchusuk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tchusuk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tchusuk blocks an uppercut.
Tchusuk lands a left hand.
Drunkizkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tchusuk misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Drunkizkus.
Tchusuk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Drunkizkus backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tchusuk.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Tchusuk.
Tchusuk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tchusuk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T2#
Drunkizkus blocking some punches.
Tchusuk makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drunkizkus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Drunkizkus tries a knee to the head but Tchusuk blocks it.
Tchusuk throws a punch but it's blocked by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Drunkizkus avoids the elbow strike from Tchusuk, against the ropes.
Drunkizkus blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tchusuk.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Tchusuk.
Kenny Tchusuk seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Tchusuk's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tchusuk lands with a short shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kenny Tchusuk showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Kenny Tchusuk's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R3##CL#
Drunkizkus clinches.
Tchusuk working aggressively here. #BC#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch.
Tchusuk throws the left hand but Drunkizkus avoids the punch easily.
Drunkizkus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tchusuk is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Good leg kick by Tchusuk.
Drunkizkus avoids the head kick by Tchusuk.
Drunkizkus doesn't manage to clinch there - Tchusuk circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus is looking to clinch.
Drunkizkus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tchusuk appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tchusuk swinging wildly here.
Drunkizkus is looking to clinch.
Pope Drunkizkus is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Drunkizkus throws out a leg kick but Tchusuk moves out of range and Drunkizkus only half commits.
Drunkizkus misses with a kick to the body.
Tchusuk scores with a spinning back kick!
Drunkizkus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A jab from Tchusuk misses.
Tchusuk throws a head kick but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Tchusuk moves away
and Tchusuk counters with a nice uppercut.
Tchusuk digs a good body shot into Drunkizkus's ribs.
Tchusuk works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tchusuk.
Tchusuk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tchusuk throws a nice looking combination but Drunkizkus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#CL#
Drunkizkus closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes. #T2#
Drunkizkus misses with an elbow over the top.
Drunkizkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tchusuk on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drunkizkus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Tchusuk has him pressed against the ropes.
Tchusuk lands a right hand.
Tchusuk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Drunkizkus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tchusuks head.
Drunkizkus is trying to break free.
Tchusuk pushes Drunkizkus back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus managing to block the knees to the body from Tchusuk.
Tchusuk swings wildly with an uppercut but Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunkizkus has had enough of the clinch but Tchusuk keeps him there for the moment.
Tchusuk misses with some punches.
Tchusuk keeps control of Drunkizkus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kenny Tchusuk really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kenny Tchusuk's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R4##KD2#
Tchusuk lands a front kick to the face, that drops Drunkizkus to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!#CUT2#It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tchusuk counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Tchusuk moves away
and Tchusuk counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #ROC2#Drunkizkus is rocked!
A punch combination from Drunkizkus misses.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but fails miserably
and before Drunkizkus has any time to reset, Tchusuk cracks him with a big right hand that drops him face first to the canvas! He's hurt! I don't think he's going to get back up from that one! He's trying but he's doing the chicken dance and has face planted into to ropes, causing the referee to bring this fight to an end! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Kenny Tchusuk!
In defeat, Pope Drunkizkus stepped up to the mic, saying '00pz'.

 

Event: ETERNITY 3: DIEGO v JOHNSON     
Date:   Jun 26, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peterson cracks Drunkizkus with an open hand slap.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick but Peterson moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Drunkizkus.
George Peterson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Peterson just misses with a punch to the body.
Peterson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#CL2#
Drunkizkus clinches up with Peterson and pushes him back against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Drunkizkus fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Peterson.
Drunkizkus is trying to push Peterson away but Peterson has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Drunkizkus takes a shot to the head. #BC#
Peterson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Drunkizkus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch there but Peterson circles away.
Peterson scores with a nice head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL2#
Drunkizkus instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Peterson. #BC#
Peterson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Drunkizkus closes the distance and pushes Peterson back into the ropes.
A nice left hand lands by Drunkizkus. #T1#
Drunkizkus can't break the clinch.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Peterson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Peterson misses with the head strike.
Peterson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Peterson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Peterson gets through Drunkizkus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Peterson misses with the head strike.
Peterson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drunkizkus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Peterson backwards.
Peterson stalling in the clinch.
Drunkizkus being controlled against the ropes.
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Drunkizkus tries to stall but Peterson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Drunkizkus tries to stall but Peterson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Our sources have told us that Peterson has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Peterson fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Peterson breaks from the clinch.
Peterson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T2#
Peterson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drunkizkus throws a sloppy head kick and Peterson moves out of range easily.
Peterson throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Drunkizkus to counter with a crisp jab. #CL#
Peterson takes the fight into the clinch.
Drunkizkus misses with an elbow strike.
Peterson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch.
Drunkizkus has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Peterson throws a lazy uppercut
and Drunkizkus counters with a straight right hand.
Drunkizkus tries to bum rush Peterson with a series of wild strikes but Peterson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Peterson throws a jab when Drunkizkus was well out of range.#CL2#
Drunkizkus drives through and clinches with Peterson against the ropes.
A short right from Peterson.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Come on Drunkizkus - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Peterson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Drunkizkus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Peterson lands a body shot.
Drunkizkus looking to throw knees to the head but Peterson is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that George Peterson will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Peterson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drunkizkus was well out of range. Poor timing from Peterson.#CL2#
Drunkizkus moves into the clinch successfully.
Drunkizkus is trying to maintain a safe position but Peterson gets an underhook and turns Drunkizkus into the ropes.
Peterson is looking to control Drunkizkus's arms but Drunkizkus gets an underhook and turns him. Now Peterson has his back to the ropes.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus tries to stall but Peterson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Peterson lands a hook that snaps the head of Drunkizkus backwards.
Peterson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Peterson lands with a light punch inside.
Peterson blocks an elbow strike from Drunkizkus.
Peterson lands an elbow inside. #CUT#It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus blocking some punches.
Peterson can't find room to land a body shot as Drunkizkus controls the action.
George Peterson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Peterson lands with a right to the head.
Peterson misses with the head strike. #T1#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Peterson.#BC#
Peterson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Peterson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Drunkizkus's head backwards.
Peterson just misses with a punch to the body. #KD#
Peterson cracks Drunkizkus with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Drunkizkus is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Drunkizkus is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9, he's up! Wow, he cut that one a bit fine!#ROC#Drunkizkus is rocked!
Drunkizkus tries to clinch up.
Drunkizkus is still on wobbly legs! Can Peterson finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Peterson moves into the clinch.
Drunkizkus seems to have recovered his senses.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike.
Peterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Peterson.
Peterson tries to work over Drunkizkus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Drunkizkus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Peterson throws a body punch but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Peterson throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Drunkizkus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Peterson was well out of range. Poor timing from Drunkizkus.
An attempted straight right counter from Peterson misses the target.
Peterson throws an overhand right that lands on Drunkizkus's shoulder, as Drunkizkus tries to avoid the shot.
Drunkizkus takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Peterson misses with a hook
and Drunkizkus counters with a three punch combo that has Peterson backing up. Peterson nods at Drunkizkus to acknowledge the strikes.#T2##CL2#
Drunkizkus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Peterson, pushing him back against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Peterson.
A short uppercut from Drunkizkus.
Peterson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
Peterson breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Drunkizkus has closed the distance and engaged Peterson in a clinch. #BC2#
Drunkizkus breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Drunkizkus gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Peterson has a couple of punches blocked by Drunkizkus.
Peterson looking to slow down the pace here.
Peterson misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Peterson has a couple of punches blocked by Drunkizkus.
Peterson pushes Drunkizkus back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Drunkizkus.
Peterson blocks a body shot from Drunkizkus.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George Peterson will take that round after scoring the only knockdown of the round.
The cut man is working on Pope Drunkizkus's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Peterson checks a leg kick.#CL2#
Drunkizkus moves into the clinch successfully.
Peterson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Drunkizkus tries to land knees in the clinch but Peterson avoids the damage to the body.
Drunkizkus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Peterson swings wildly with an uppercut but Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Peterson.
Drunkizkus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Drunkizkus is looking to break free of the clinch but Peterson has double underhooks.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Drunkizkus just misses with a elbow thrown towards Peterson's brow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Peterson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Drunkizkus misses with a body punch.
Peterson taking a breather. #BC2#
Drunkizkus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Peterson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Peterson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Drunkizkus is looking to clinch but Peterson is avoiding it.
Drunkizkus is looking to clinch but Peterson is avoiding it.
Peterson throws the left hand but Drunkizkus avoids the punch easily.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick but Peterson moves out of range.
Drunkizkus wants to clinch.
Peterson throws a looping overhand right but Drunkizkus ducks down to avoid it. #CL2#
Drunkizkus moves into the clinch.
Peterson misses with an elbow over the top.
Drunkizkus lands a right hand.
Peterson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Drunkizkus can do to turn this around?
Peterson misses with a body punch.
Drunkizkus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Petersons head.
Drunkizkus takes an elbow to the forehead.
Drunkizkus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Peterson tries to throw a body punch but Drunkizkus avoids it by throwing Peterson back against the ropes.
Peterson throws an elbow but it misses.
Pope Drunkizkus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T2#
Peterson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Peterson working aggressively here.
George Peterson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC2#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Peterson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Drunkizkus momentarily.
Peterson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#CL#
Peterson rushes Drunkizkus and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Peterson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Peterson avoiding damage as Drunkizkus throws knees to the body. #BC2#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Drunkizkus takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
No joy there for Drunkizkus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Drunkizkus moves in looking to clinch but Peterson pushes him off.
Drunkizkus walks into a straight right hand from Peterson.
Drunkizkus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Peterson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#CL#
Drunkizkus gets tackled into the ropes by Peterson. Peterson maintains the clinch.
Peterson lands a nice shot to the body.
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to George Peterson.
Well Peterson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... George Peterson!

A less than humble George Peterson misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Pope Drunkizkus spoke after the fight, saying '00pz'.

 

Event: E : 1 - GRACIE vs SCORPION 2     
Date:   Jun 10, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Drunkizkus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bandichoo tries a head kick but it misses.
Drunkizkus throws a counter combo.
Bandichoo cracks Drunkizkus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bandichoo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drunkizkus was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus flicks out a counter leg kick but Bandichoo steps away.
Bandichoo lands with a nice body kick.
Bandichoo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Drunkizkus throws the left hand but Bandichoo avoids the punch easily.
Drunkizkus connects with a leg kick.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild body shot.
Bandichoo lands with a right hand.
Drunkizkus throws a wild body kick that Bandichoo sees coming a mile off.
Bandichoo cracks Drunkizkus with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bandichoo missing with a left hand there. Drunkizkus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bandichoo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus jabs at Bandichoo's body.
Bandichoo connects with a jab.
Drunkizkus throws a body punch but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Bandichoo.
A jab from Bandichoo finds it's way through Drunkizkus's defenses.
Bandichoo throws a body kick that misses. #T1#
A chopping leg kick lands by Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo misses with a head kick.
Drunkizkus has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Drunkizkus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drunkizkus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Taz Bandichoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bandichoo sizes up Drunkizkus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nice shot by Bandichoo.
Bandichoo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Drunkizkus throws a low kick but Bandichoo avoids it.
Bandichoo throws a hook but Drunkizkus blocks it.
Drunkizkus swings for the body but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo pushes Drunkizkus away with a front kick.
Drunkizkus misses with a straight right.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Bandichoo moved out of range nicely.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drunkizkus misses with a straight right.
Jab by Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo ducks under a wild hook from Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo misses with a head kick.
Bandichoo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Drunkizkus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt. #T2#
Drunkizkus wants to clinch up but Bandichoo keeps it at a distance.
Drunkizkus punishes Bandichoo's body with a nice straight punch.
Drunkizkus lands a nice looking body shot.
Bandichoo is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Bandichoo avoids it easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bandichoo.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
Drunkizkus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bandichoo lands a slapping body shot.
Drunkizkus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandichoo tries to land a leg kick but Drunkizkus saw it coming and moves away.
Jab, jab by Bandichoo - just one landing.
Drunkizkus avoids the body shot from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus connects with a looping right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut. Bandichoo saw that one coming.
Bandichoo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #CUT2#It looks like Taz Bandichoo has been cut.
Bandichoo misses with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Taz Bandichoo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Taz Bandichoo's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Drunkizkus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bandichoo in his tracks.
Bandichoo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bandichoo lands a leg kick that knocks Drunkizkus off balance momentarily.
Bandichoo with a nice cross.
Drunkizkus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandichoo was well out of range. Poor timing from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus scores with a head kick. Bandichoo tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Drunkizkus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Drunkizkus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bandichoo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A swing and a miss from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo jabs Drunkizkus right on the nose. Drunkizkus blinks but takes it well.
Drunkizkus staying out of range there.
Drunkizkus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bandichoo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandichoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bandichoo thuds his shin into the meat of Drunkizkus's side.
Bandichoo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drunkizkus.
Donk. Drunkizkus catches Bandichoo right on the button with a cross.
A lazy left from Bandichoo finds it's target.
Taz Bandichoo is winning the standup battle so far.
Bandichoo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bandichoo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#T1#
Bandichoo takes a swing at Drunkizkus's ribcage but misses.
Drunkizkus was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Drunkizkus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Bandichoo misses its intended target.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
Drunkizkus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Good shot there by Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Drunkizkus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Drunkizkus throws an overhand right that lands on Bandichoo's shoulder, as Bandichoo tries to avoid the shot.
Bandichoo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Bandichoo moved out of range nicely.
Bandichoo checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bandichoo tried to counter with a leg kick but Drunkizkus avoided it.
Drunkizkus throws a looping overhand right but Bandichoo ducks down to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drunkizkus blocks the body kick.
A head kick misses from Drunkizkus. #T2#
Drunkizkus looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandichoo is just out of range.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bandichoo moves forwards but Drunkizkus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Good leg kick by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Drunkizkus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bandichoo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Drunkizkus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bandichoo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice body kick from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo dodges the punch combination from Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bandichoo lands with a nice body punch.
Bandichoo lands with a kick to the ribs.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bandichoo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Taz Bandichoo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Taz Bandichoo's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Drunkizkus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bandichoo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
Drunkizkus throws a nice looking combination but Bandichoo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Drunkizkus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bandichoo scores with a head kick.
Bandichoo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Drunkizkus lands with a good body shot.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Drunkizkus can pounce on him.
Drunkizkus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bandichoo dodges the punch combination from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandichoo is looking to chop away at Drunkizkus's legs.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Bandichoo moved out of range nicely.
Bandichoo thinks about countering with a body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Drunkizkus avoids the body shot from Bandichoo. #T1#
Drunkizkus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A head kick misses from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drunkizkus was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Bandichoo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bandichoo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bandichoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bandichoo tries a low kick but Drunkizkus avoids it.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
Drunkizkus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus throws out a counter right but Bandichoo avoids it with no problem.
Drunkizkus tries to bum rush Bandichoo with a series of wild strikes but Bandichoo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Drunkizkus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild body shot.
Bandichoo looks to land a body kick but Drunkizkus moved away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Drunkizkus! But no joy.
A slow jab from Bandichoo misses its intended target.
Drunkizkus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bandichoo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good shot there by Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
Pope Drunkizkus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bandichoo lands a high kick! #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Drunkizkus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Drunkizkus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Drunkizkus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus throws an overhand right that lands on Bandichoo's shoulder, as Bandichoo tries to avoid the shot.
Drunkizkus just misses with a punch to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a body punch but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Drunkizkus's sensitive parts.
Bandichoo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo misses with a kick to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Drunkizkus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bandichoo - the referee stops the clock and Drunkizkus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bandichoo. Drunkizkus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bandichoo connects with a solid leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bandichoo. Drunkizkus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drunkizkus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandichoo manages to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drunkizkus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

And that's the end of the fight!
Taz Bandichoo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bandichoo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taz Bandichoo!

After the big win, Taz Bandichoo made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Brooklyn Apothecary and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
Pope Drunkizkus was interviewed post fight and said '00pz'.

 

Event: FRIDAY SHOOTOUT 5     
Date:   May 22, 2020
#R1#
The fighters circling - Drunkizkus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Drunkizkus throws an overhand right that lands on Doss's shoulder, as Doss tries to avoid the shot.
Drunkizkus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drunkizkus walks into a left hand.
Doss jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doss throws a shot to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Doss finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Drunkizkus misses with a series of wild punches.
Drunkizkus seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Doss cracks Drunkizkus with a right hand to the side of the head.
Doss lands the left hand.
Crack! A monster head kick from Doss and Drunkizkus falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Doss!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dick Doss!
Dick Doss thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Pope Drunkizkus was interviewed post fight and said 'to bad nero fucked you up and doss will next....you Won't dodge my stone hands next time MF'.

 

Event: Lost Vegas 2     
Date:   May 01, 2020
#R1#
Nice defenses there by Durand.
Durand is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a right hand
letting Durand counter with a right hand.
Durand slips a jab from Drunkizkus.
Durand swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Durand throws a jab when Drunkizkus was well out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Durand.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Durand blocks a jab.
It looked like Durand wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Durand throws a front kick aimed at Drunkizkus's knee but Drunkizkus avoids it well.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Durand does a little dance to reset his feet.
Durand half committed to a counter leg kick.
Durand has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch™ in the buildup to the fight.
Durand lands a nice hook to Drunkizkus's body. Drunkizkus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Durand is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus cracks Durand with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Durand ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Drunkizkus moves away.
Drunkizkus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Drunkizkus blocks a leg kick.
Drunkizkus unleashes a big counter combination but Durand bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T1#
Durand throws a low kick but it's checked well by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus thinks about the counter body kick.
Drunkizkus misses with a straight right.
Durand scores with a nice strike.
Durand with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Durand throws a leg kick that is checked
and Durand takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Drunkizkus will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Durand throws a head kick that Drunkizkus semi-blocks.
Drunkizkus looks to throw the jab but Durand is out of range.
Durand tries to clinch up but Drunkizkus circles away and keeps his distance.
Drunkizkus misses with a looping right.
Durand scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Drunkizkus doesn't seem bothered though.
Drunkizkus misses with a looping left.
Durand fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Drunkizkus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#CL#
Durand has closed the distance and engaged Drunkizkus in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Durand is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Drunkizkus is defending well for now.#T2#
Drunkizkus misses with a body punch. #BC2#
Drunkizkus manages to break the clinch.
Durand throws a leg kick that misses.
Drunkizkus throws a chopping leg kick but Durand manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Drunkizkus has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Drunkizkus looks to land a body kick but Durand moved away.
Durand lands with an overhand left.
Drunkizkus moves out of range as Durand throws a body kick.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick that misses.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick that misses
and Durand counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Drunkizkus thinking.
Drunkizkus tried to score with a low kick but Durand checks it.
Drunkizkus checks the leg kick.
Durand blocks a low kick nicely.
Drunkizkus throws a lazy body kick #CL#
and Durand counters by moving into the clinch.
Durand looking to throw knees to the head but Drunkizkus is blocking nicely.
Durand keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Drunkizkus's efforts to push away.
Durand tries a knee to the head but Drunkizkus blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacques Durand dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Durand is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Durand scores with a spinning back kick!
Drunkizkus connects with a leg kick. Durand looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Durand is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Drunkizkus can do to turn this around?
Drunkizkus misses with a double jab.
Drunkizkus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Durand sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Drunkizkus throws a poor cross that misses
and Durand counters with a nice low kick that buckles Drunkizkus's knee momentarily.
Drunkizkus lands with an overhand left.
The fighters circling - Drunkizkus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Drunkizkus takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Drunkizkus is looking to score with low kicks.
Durand walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Drunkizkus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Drunkizkus just misses with a punch to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Durand - that will leave a mark!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drunkizkus misses with a two punch combination. #T1#
Drunkizkus wants to slow Durand down by chopping away at his legs. #CL#
Durand takes the fight into the clinch.
Durand is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A short left from Durand.
Durand blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Durand as the two fighters clinch.
Drunkizkus is breathing heavily.#BC2#
Drunkizkus manages to break the clinch.
Durand connects with a right hand. Drunkizkus shakes it off.
Durand is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Drunkizkus avoids the body shot from Durand.
Durand goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Drunkizkus cracks Durand with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Durand checks the leg kick nicely there.
Durand scores with a kick to the midsection.
Pope Drunkizkus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Drunkizkus misses the jab.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick that misses.
Durand changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL#
Durand has managed to clinch.
Durand lands an elbow inside that Drunkizkus shrugs off.
Durand blocking some punches.
Durand struggles to land a body shot inside as Drunkizkus controls his hands.
Durand is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Drunkizkus is defending well for now.
Durand lands a right hand that snaps the head of Drunkizkus backwards.
Durand lands with a right to the head. #KD#
Durand drops Drunkizkus on his ass with a big knee up the middle! Drunkizkus bounces straight back to his feet before the referee can even start a count. We'll have to wait a moment to see if that actually hurt him or not, as he takes the standing 8 count.#CUT#
It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
Durand turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Drunkizkus throws a right hand that Durand ducks under and follows up with a left that Durand also avoids with ease.
Jab, jab by Durand - just one landing.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut. Durand saw that one coming.
Durand connects with a high kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drunkizkus misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Durand counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Durand lands with a kick to the ribs.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacques Durand will take that round after scoring the only knockdown of the round.
The cut man is working on Pope Drunkizkus's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R3##CL#
Durand has managed to clinch.
Drunkizkus struggles to land a body shot inside as Durand controls his hands.
Durand misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Drunkizkus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Durand lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Drunkizkus is trying to break the clinch but Durand has him pressed against the ropes.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus misses with some punches.
Durand misses with a knee to the head.
Durand misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Durand using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Drunkizkus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Durand landing knees to the body.
Durand lands an uppercut.
Drunkizkus wants to break the clinch but can't.
A nice right hand lands inside from Durand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Durand lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Drunkizkus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.#T1#
Durand misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Durand backwards.
Durand scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Drunkizkus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Durand connects with a nasty looking knee right to Drunkizkus's face.
Durand misses with a knee strike.
Durand lands a knee to the body. #KD#
The crowd are calling 'kneeees!' as Durand has the Thai clinch. Durand obliges, smashing a knee brutally into Drunkizkus's nose and sending him crashing to the canvas! Will be beat the count?! 3,4,5,6,7,8...9... and he's up on 9! Wow, that was close! The referee takes a long look and is going to allow it to continue!#ROC#
Drunkizkus is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Drunkizkus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Drunkizkus is still on wobbly legs! Can Durand finish him?
Durand throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Drunkizkus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Drunkizkus seems to have recovered his senses.
Drunkizkus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Drunkizkus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Drunkizkus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Durand throws a quick inside leg kick.
Drunkizkus misses with a leg kick
and Drunkizkus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Durand staying out of range there.
Durand lands a body shot. #T2#
Drunkizkus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Durand feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Drunkizkus's calf.
Durand lands a nice looking body kick.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick that is checked
and Durand cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Durand lands with a shot to the body.
Durand throws a series of punches but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Durand pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL#
Durand gets a clinch.
Durand stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Drunkizkus takes a knee right on the jaw!
Durand works on Drunkizkus's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice body punch from Durand - that landed with a thud. #BC#
Durand breaks the clinch.
Durand bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Drunkizkus's head backwards.
A shot to the liver by Durand. Beautiful body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacques Durand takes that one, having scored the knockdown.
The cut man is working on Pope Drunkizkus's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
Drunkizkus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick that is checked#CL#
and Durand moves into the clinch.
Durand tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Durand throws an elbow but it misses.
Drunkizkus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Durand connects with a nasty looking knee right to Drunkizkus's face. #BC2#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch.
Durand misses the shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Durand.
Drunkizkus takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Durand sizes up Drunkizkus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Durand misses with a body shot.
Drunkizkus misses with a combination #CL#
and Durand counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Durand.
Drunkizkus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Durand has him pressed against the ropes.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus. #T1#
Durand gets through Drunkizkus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Durand tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Drunkizkus avoids it.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch on the inside.
Jacques Durand has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Durand pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Drunkizkus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Drunkizkus lands with a right to the head.
A short right from Drunkizkus on the inside.
Durand presses Drunkizkus against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Drunkizkus is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Durand lands an elbow just above Drunkizkus 's eye. #BC#
Durand breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Durand misses with a head kick.
Drunkizkus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Durand's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Drunkizkus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Durand scrambles back to his feet.
Durand fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Drunkizkus swats away the attempt to clinch by Durand.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Durand.
Drunkizkus tries to score with a low kick but Durand moves his leg out of the way.
Drunkizkus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Durand connects with a right hand. Drunkizkus shakes it off.
Drunkizkus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Durand makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Drunkizkus throws a body kick that misses
enabling Durand to counter with a crisp jab.
Durand lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#CL#
Durand has Drunkizkus up against the ropes in a clinch.
Durand misses with a hook to the ribs.
Durand lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Drunkizkus or not.
Drunkizkus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Durand lands a hook to the side of the head.
Durand working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacques Durand had his way with Pope Drunkizkus in that round.
The cut man is working on Pope Drunkizkus's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R5#
Durand scores with a hook.
Durand connects with a looping right hand.
Durand dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Drunkizkus. That did some damage!
Drunkizkus checks a low kick from Durand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Durand.
Durand throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jab, jab by Durand - just one landing.
Drunkizkus walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Durand checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Durand half committed to a counter leg kick.
Drunkizkus takes one to the chin there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Drunkizkus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Durand blocks a head kick by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Durand.
Durand scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick but Durand sees it coming and moves out of range.
Drunkizkus wants to land a leg kick but Durand is out of range. #T1#
Drunkizkus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Durand lands a body shot.
Drunkizkus lands with a nice body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Durand.
Drunkizkus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Drunkizkus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Durand connects with a crisp jab.
Drunkizkus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild body shot.
Drunkizkus avoids the body shot from Durand.
Drunkizkus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Drunkizkus misses with a combination
and Durand counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Pope Drunkizkus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Durand lands a jab to the head.
Drunkizkus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the side of Durand's head but Durand sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Drunkizkus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Durand.
Drunkizkus misses with a double jab.
Durand throws a shot to the body.
Jacques Durand is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Drunkizkus is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
A chopping leg kick lands by Durand.
Durand throws a nice inside leg kick.
Drunkizkus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Drunkizkus connects with a single shot there.
Drunkizkus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Durand lands a leg kick that knocks Drunkizkus off balance momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jacques Durand showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Durand has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 50:43
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 50:43
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 50:43

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jacques Durand!

Jacques Durand retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Jacques Durand thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Pope Drunkizkus spoke after the fight, saying 'to bad nero fucked you up and doss will next....you Won't dodge my stone hands next time MF'.

 

Event: AKT 17     
Date:   Apr 17, 2020
#R1#
Koningh connects with a leg kick. Drunkizkus looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Drunkizkus scores with a jab to the body.
Koningh blocks a jab.
Drunkizkus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Koningh appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick but Koningh moved away.
Koningh connects with a crisp jab.
Koningh throws out a loose jab but Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid it. #KD#
Drunkizkus staggers Koningh with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Koningh looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!#ROC#
Koningh is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Sanngriđr Koningh has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drunkizkus circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Koningh tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Drunkizkus wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: AKT 16     
Date:   Mar 08, 2020
#R1#
Takano blocks a head kick by Drunkizkus.
Takano throws a wild body kick that Drunkizkus sees coming a mile off.
Drunkizkus tests Takano's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Takano connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Takano moves away.
An inside leg kick lands from Drunkizkus.
Takano circles away from the clinch attempt.
Takano throws a right hand that Drunkizkus ducks under and follows up with a left that Drunkizkus also avoids with ease.
That kick from Takano tenderised Drunkizkus's leg. Drunkizkus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Drunkizkus throws a lazy right hand but Takano sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunkizkus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Takano is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Takano misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Takano on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Drunkizkus. Drunkizkus obviously looking to wear him down.
Takano ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Drunkizkus moves away.
Drunkizkus is looking to counter with a body kick.
Takano fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Drunkizkus manages to avoid it.#T1#
Takano throws a half hearted mid kick.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Takano lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Drunkizkus circles away quickly and effectively.
Drunkizkus half committed to a counter leg kick.
Drunkizkus swinging wildly here. #CL2#
Takano clinches.
Drunkizkus has a couple of punches blocked by Takano.
Drunkizkus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Drunkizkus wants to break free but Takano has control.
Takano misses with a punch to the body.
Takano with a knee to the head.
Takano misses with the head strike.
Takano pushes Drunkizkus back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Takano.
Takano misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Takano working aggressively here. #BC2#
Takano's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#T2#
Drunkizkus misses with a straight right.
Takano throws a leg kick but Drunkizkus moved away.
Takano throws a push kick but Drunkizkus slaps the foot to one side.
Takano throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a straight right hand.
Takano throws out a leg kick but Drunkizkus moves out of range and Takano only half commits.
Drunkizkus fails with an attempt to clinch.
A left lands for Takano.
Drunkizkus scoring well with a low kick there. #CL2#
Takano clinches up with Drunkizkus and pushes him back against the ropes.
Drunkizkus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Drunkizkus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Takano misses with a body punch.
Takano throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drunkizkus working aggressively here.
Drunkizkus misses with some punches.
Takano misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Takano.
Takano struggles to land a body shot inside as Drunkizkus controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshi Takano dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##CL#
Drunkizkus has Takano up against the ropes in a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Drunkizkus throws a front kick that sends Takano stumbling back into the ropes.
Takano paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Takano throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a quick counter head kick but Takano was just out of range.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
No joy there for Takano, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Drunkizkus keeps the fight on the outside.
Drunkizkus seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Takano avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus moves out of range of the body kick.
Takano swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Takano swings for the body but Drunkizkus moves out of range. #CL#
Drunkizkus has managed to clinch.
Drunkizkus lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Takano swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Takano blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Takano on the inside.
Takano avoiding damage as Drunkizkus throws knees to the body.
Takano blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Takano.
Takano misses with a punch to the body.
Takano tries to land a knee to the head but Drunkizkus blocks with his arms. #BC#
Drunkizkus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Drunkizkus avoids a kick to the body.
Drunkizkus lands a leg kick that knocks Takano off balance momentarily.
Drunkizkus slips under a jab.
Yoshi Takano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Takano sizes up Drunkizkus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CL#
Takano gets tackled into the ropes by Drunkizkus. Drunkizkus maintains the clinch.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with an uppercut but Takano uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#BC#
Drunkizkus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T2#
A chopping leg kick lands by Takano.
Drunkizkus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Takano's calf.
Takano plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Takano lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Drunkizkus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Drunkizkus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Drunkizkus seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Drunkizkus goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Drunkizkus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Takano.
Takano avoids a kick to the body.
Takano throws a head kick that misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Drunkizkus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Drunkizkus needs to keep his hands up - Takano had a free shot at his head there.#KD#
Drunkizkus lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Takano goes down! The ref sends Drunkizkus to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Takano is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!#CUT#
It looks like Yoshi Takano has been cut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Takano drops his guard momentarily, allowing Drunkizkus to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Takano! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Drunkizkus takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pope Drunkizkus!
As Pope Drunkizkus got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: this dude is a bum ducked fights and got knocked tf out for it :)'.

 

Event: Grand Prix TOKYO     
Date:   Feb 14, 2020
#R1#
Spiteri on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Spiteri moves out of range.
Drunkizkus fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spiteri is out of range.
Drunkizkus avoids a kick to the body.
Drunkizkus tries a head kick but it misses. #CL#
Drunkizkus clinches.
Spiteri can't find room to land a body shot as Drunkizkus controls the action.
Drunkizkus blocks a body shot from Spiteri.
Spiteri tries to throw a body punch but Drunkizkus avoids it by throwing Spiteri back against the ropes.
Spiteri blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus throws a head punch that misses.
Drunkizkus wants to get back to striking at distance but Spiteri won't allow it.
Drunkizkus scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC2#
Spiteri breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spiteri looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A jab from Drunkizkus misses.
Drunkizkus swings widly with a right hand
and Spiteri counters with a stiff right hand.
Drunkizkus throws a jab but it's blocked by Spiteri.
Spiteri is trying to counter with his kicks.
Drunkizkus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spiteri is able to avoid easily.
Spiteri steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.#T1#
Drunkizkus swats away the attempt to clinch by Spiteri.
Drunkizkus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Drunkizkus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Drunkizkus misses with a low kick.
Drunkizkus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch but Spiteri swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook
and Spiteri makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Drunkizkus really felt that one!
Spiteri lands a nice shot to the body.
Drunkizkus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Drunkizkus scores with the left hand. Spiteri knows he should have avoided that one.
Spiteri throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spiteri fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Drunkizkus checks it well.
Spiteri throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spiteri turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spiteri slips under a jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spiteri is able to avoid easily.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Spiteri cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Drunkizkus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Drunkizkus lands with a hook. Spiteri tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Drunkizkus misses with a left hand
and Spiteri counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Drunkizkus thinking.
Drunkizkus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spiteri works Drunkizkus's body with a nice hook.
Spiteri jabs at Drunkizkus's body.
Drunkizkus is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch there but Spiteri circles away.
Drunkizkus moves out of range as Spiteri throws a body kick.
Spiteri moves out of range as Drunkizkus strikes.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Spiteri paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spiteri throws a hook to the side of Drunkizkus's head but Drunkizkus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Carlotos Spiteri will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Drunkizkus misses with the combination.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Spiteri's front leg with a kick but Spiteri checks it.
Spiteri unleashes a big counter combination but Drunkizkus bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Spiteri keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a low kick.
Drunkizkus with a jab.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Spiteri paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Drunkizkus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Drunkizkus is looking to slow Spiteri down with leg kicks.
Drunkizkus is looking to clinch.
Spiteri looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Spiteri is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spiteri misses with a hook. Drunkizkus ducked under it nicely. #KD2#
Spiteri closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Drunkizkus crashing to the mat! Drunkizkus uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
Drunkizkus gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Spiteri counters with a straight right hand.
Spiteri scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#T1#
A big right from Spiteri misses.
Spiteri lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Drunkizkus thows a leg kick but Spiteri checks it #KD2#
and before Drunkizkus can reset, Spiteri rushes him with a swarm of punches, sending him crashing to the floor, in all sorts of trouble! Drunkizkus is trying to beat the count but we're up to 6 already and he's nowhere near. 7,8... he's up! He's going to continue!#ROC2#
Drunkizkus is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
Spiteri connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Drunkizkus out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Carlotos Spiteri!
In his post fight interview, Carlotos Spiteri started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
The defeated Pope Drunkizkus had this to say: 'Spong gonna kill this bum!!'.

 

Event: AKT 12     
Date:   Jan 17, 2020
#R1#
Drunkizkus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Drunkizkus cracks Pitung with a right hand to the side of the head.
A clash of legs there as Pitung blocks the low kick.
Pitung tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitung avoids a kick to the body.
Drunkizkus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Drunkizkus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pitung manages to avoid it.
Drunkizkus will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A big right from Drunkizkus misses.
Pitung appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Pitung avoids it easily.
A solid body kick from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut
and Pitung counters with a left to the body.
Pitung moves forwards but Drunkizkus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Pitung staying out of range there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pitung looks to land a combination but Drunkizkus avoids it well.
It appears Drunkizkus was looking to counter with a kick there.
Pitung throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Drunkizkus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Drunkizkus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pitung sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the side of Pitung's head but Pitung sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pitung! But no joy.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Pitung uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus swinging wildly here.
Pitung now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Drunkizkus shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pitung throws a body kick that misses.
Drunkizkus misses with a looping left.
A nice side step and Pitung releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nice jab there from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus takes one to the chin there.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A big left from Pitung misses.
Drunkizkus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Drunkizkus throws a push kick but Pitung slaps the foot to one side.
Pitung blocks the body kick.
Pitung ducks under a wild hook from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a looping overhand right but Pitung ducks down to avoid it.
Pitung slips a straight right by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus staying out of range there.
Pitung uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drunkizkus.#T2#
Drunkizkus throws a solid leg kick but Pitung takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Drunkizkus.
Pitung checks a leg kick.
Pitung displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Drunkizkus throws out the jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the body
letting Pitung counter with a right hand.
Drunkizkus cracks Pitung with a right hand to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus lands a jab to the head.
Pitung misses with a looping left.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick
and Pitung counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Drunkizkus takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pitung swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pitung avoids the head kick by Drunkizkus.
Pitung's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Pitung duly obliges.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot
and Pitung counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pitung throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Pitung showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Pitung throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pope Drunkizkus dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Pitung lands a high kick!
Drunkizkus throws a right hand that misses
and Pitung counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pitung blocks a jab.
Drunkizkus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Drunkizkus throws a jab when Pitung was well out of range.
A big right from Drunkizkus misses.
Pitung steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Pitung ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It seemed like Pitung was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Drunkizkus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pitung lands a body shot.
Drunkizkus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pitung counters with a slapping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitung is just out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a lazy right hand but Pitung sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunkizkus slips a jab and a cross from Pitung.
Drunkizkus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A punch combination from Drunkizkus misses. #T1#
A nice leg kick lands there from Drunkizkus.
Pitung misses with a straight left.
Pitung misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a looping overhand right but Pitung ducks down to avoid it.
Drunkizkus lands a front kick.
Pitung ducks under a wild hook from Drunkizkus.
Pitung scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Drunkizkus doesn't seem bothered though.
Pitung throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pitung wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot.
Drunkizkus misses with a looping left.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pitung misses with a wild body shot.
Drunkizkus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitung lands a nice looking body shot.
Drunkizkus throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A jab from Drunkizkus misses. #T2#
Pitung keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Drunkizkus misses with a straight left.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Pitung moved out of range nicely.
It seemed like Pitung was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Drunkizkus throws a big shot that misses.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pitung.
Drunkizkus tries to land a front kick but Pitung steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.#CL2#
Drunkizkus gets tackled into the ropes by Pitung. Pitung maintains the clinch. #BC#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pope Drunkizkus is winning the standup battle so far.
Pitung connects with a body shot.
Drunkizkus moves out of range as Pitung throws a body kick.
A big left from Pitung misses.
A big left from Drunkizkus misses.
Pitung tests Drunkizkus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bang Pitung will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Drunkizkus slips under a jab from Pitung.
Pitung fails to land with a series of punches.
Pitung thows a left - swing and a miss!
Drunkizkus fires out a quick counter leg kick but Pitung just manages to avoid it.
Pitung's jab looks to have found its range, popping Drunkizkus under the eye.
Pitung slips a jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Pitung uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pitung.
A punch lands to the side of Pitung 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Drunkizkus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Drunkizkus throws the left hand but Pitung avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus is looking to slow Pitung down with leg kicks.
Pitung ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Drunkizkus moves away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Drunkizkus.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drunkizkus throws a shot from downtown. Pitung moves away and avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Pitung does a little dance to reset his feet.
Danga de danga de dang - Pitung scores with a four punch combination!#T1#
Drunkizkus wants to land a leg kick but Pitung is out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a shot from downtown. Pitung moves away and avoids it.
A little jabbing left from Pitung on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pitung has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pitung there as he acknowledges the shot.
Drunkizkus motions for Pitung to come forward. Drunkizkus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitung cracks Drunkizkus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Both fighters circling a little - Drunkizkus finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Pitung misses with a head kick.
Nice uppercut there from Pitung.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Pitung moved out of range nicely.
Drunkizkus looks to land a right hand but Pitung moved out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Pitung blocks it.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Drunkizkus.
Pitung jabs at Drunkizkus's body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pitung checks a leg kick nicely.
Drunkizkus lands with an uppercut that bounces Pitung off the ropes and back into range.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Drunkizkus throws an off balance right hand
and Pitung counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pitung throws a series of punches but Drunkizkus avoids them all with ease.
Pitung's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Drunkizkus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pitung scrambles back to his feet.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Drunkizkus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pitung has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pitung and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick that misses.
Pitung cracks Drunkizkus with a right hand to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook
and Pitung counters with a straight right hand.
Pitung scores with a jab to the body.
Pitung scores with a hook.
Pitung connects with a body shot that sends Drunkizkus's belly button to the back.
Pitung lands a really nice looking cross but Drunkizkus seems unphased.
Drunkizkus walks into a stiff left hand from Pitung.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drunkizkus throws a body kick that misses.
Drunkizkus scores with a kick to the midsection.
Pitung scores with a shot to the body.
Pitung fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drunkizkus.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Bang Pitung.
I think Pitung has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bang Pitung!

Bang Pitung seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Pope Drunkizkus had this to say: 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: AKT 10 HOF vs HOF     
Date:   Dec 31, 2019
#R1#
Drunkizkus looks to score with a jab to the body but Kinneas is just out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Kinneas misses the target.
Kinneas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut
and Kinneas counters with a nice kick to the body.
Kinneas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kinneas is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Drunkizkus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kinneas.
Kinneas feints and then cracks Drunkizkus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Drunkizkus down.
Kinneas blocks the body kick.
Drunkizkus throws a body shot but no joy.
Kinneas was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kinneas throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kinneas checks a low kick from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Drunkizkus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kinneas stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Drunkizkus takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kinneas misses with a hook to the body
and Drunkizkus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kinneas slips under a jab from Drunkizkus.
Kinneas ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Drunkizkus looks for the body kick but Kinneas saw that one coming. #T1#
Drunkizkus throws a jab when Kinneas was well out of range.
It looked like Kinneas wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kinneas gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Kinneas moved out of range nicely.
Drunkizkus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kinneas on the side of the head.
Kinneas chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Drunkizkus can pounce on him.
Drunkizkus avoids the head kick by Kinneas.
Drunkizkus lands with a good body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Kinneas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kinneas drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kinneas throws a low kick but Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus throws a shot to the body.
Drunkizkus checks a low kick from Kinneas.#KD2#
Kinneas walks into a big right hand from Drunkizkus and goes down! The referee sends Drunkizkus to a neutral corner as Kinneas gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.#ROC2#
Kinneas is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kinneas walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Drunkizkus! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus made sure to mention his sponsor, Thomspon 90% in his post fight interview.

 

Event: AKT 5     
Date:   Dec 01, 2019
#R1#
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Drunkizkus was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Drunkizkus blocks a head kick by Pitakaka. #KD#
Pitakaka ducks into a a hook from Drunkizkus and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!#CUT#
It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Pitakaka throws a leg kick #KD#
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice uppercut that drops Pitakaka onto his backside! Pitakaka bounces straight back to his feet before we have a chance to even start the count. He'll get the standing 8 count anyway before we get back underway.#ROC#
Pitakaka is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drunkizkus jabs at Pitakaka's body.
Pitakaka is still on wobbly legs! Can Drunkizkus finish him?
Pitakaka looks winded!
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka seems to have recovered his senses.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Pitakaka out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus very nearly forgot to thank Thomspon 90% amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: RH109     
Date:   Nov 09, 2019
#R1#
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick that is checked
and Ford counters with a nice uppercut.
Ford throws a nice looking combination but Drunkizkus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#CL2#
Ford clinches with his opponent.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a body shot in the clinch. #BC#
Drunkizkus manages to break the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ford looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ford stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#CL#
Drunkizkus has closed the distance and engaged Ford in a clinch.
Ford pushes off an throws an elbow but Drunkizkus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Ford throws an elbow but misses.
Drunkizkus is pushing Ford up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Drunkizkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus dodges an elbow strike from Ford.
Ford tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Drunkizkus has Ford pushed against the ropes.
Drunkizkus blocks the elbow strike. #T1#
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Ford lands a left hand that snaps the head of Drunkizkus backwards.
Ford throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ford tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Drunkizkus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Drunkizkus is working Ford over against the ropes.
Ford tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Ford.
Ford throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Drunkizkus avoids a wild elbow strike from Ford.
Drunkizkus blocks the elbow strike.
Drunkizkus lands with a short shot to the head.
Ford lands a damaging elbow. #CUT2#
It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
A head punch on the inside from Ford fails to land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ford with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ford has a couple of punches blocked by Drunkizkus.
Ford looks to throw an elbow but misses. #T2#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Ford throws an elbow that misses.
A short uppercut from Drunkizkus.
Ford connects with a nasty looking knee right to Drunkizkus's face.
Ford swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Drunkizkus has a couple of punches blocked by Ford.
Ford blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Ford.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Drunkizkus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Drunkizkus avoiding damage.
Drunkizkus takes an elbow to the forehead. #BC#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A low kick from Ford misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a good low kick that Ford was not able to check.
Drunkizkus scores with a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL2#
Ford rushes Drunkizkus and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Ford dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pope Drunkizkus's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Ford bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice combination there by Ford.
Ford scores with a decent looking hook.
Drunkizkus wants to land a leg kick but Ford is out of range.
Drunkizkus throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Ford counter with a right hand.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ford tries a quick counter leg kick but Drunkizkus is wise to it.
Ford finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
It looked like Drunkizkus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Drunkizkus connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Drunkizkus lands a nice hook to Ford's body. Ford takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nice defenses there by Ford.
Drunkizkus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ford slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab from Drunkizkus.
Ford swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ford throws a body punch but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Ford stuns Drunkizkus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Drunkizkus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ford wants to clinch up but Drunkizkus keeps it at a distance.#T1#
Drunkizkus loads up on a big right hand but Ford slips the punch.
Drunkizkus is looking to clinch but Ford is avoiding it.
Ford takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ford misses the shot to the body.
Drunkizkus misses with a left hand
and Ford counters with a series of strikes. Drunkizkus will be more careful next time no doubt.
Ford finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Drunkizkus tries to counter by clinching up but Ford breaks away and moves out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Ford avoids it easily.
Drunkizkus looks to score with a jab to the body but Ford is just out of range.
Ford cracks Drunkizkus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Ford slips a jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus thumps Ford with a low kick.
Drunkizkus throws a good cross that connects.
Ford connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ford takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#CL#
Drunkizkus moves into the clinch successfully.
Ford tries to land a knee to the head but Drunkizkus blocks with his arms.
Drunkizkus looking to slow down the pace here.
Drunkizkus is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes. #T2#
Drunkizkus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ford has a couple of punches blocked by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus blocks the elbow strike.
Ford creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Drunkizkus trying to land knees to the body.
Ford blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Ford pushes off an throws an elbow but Drunkizkus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Ford on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch on the inside.
Ford blocks an elbow strike from Drunkizkus.
A nice right hand lands inside from Drunkizkus.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ford lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ford with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Rob Ford will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Pope Drunkizkus's cut.
That's time! Drunkizkus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Ford jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rob Ford is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Ford slips under a jab.
Ford has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#CL#
Ford tries to keep at a distance but Drunkizkus has taken the fight into the clinch.
Drunkizkus is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Ford blocks an uppercut.
Ford creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. #BC#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL#
Drunkizkus has Ford up against the ropes in a clinch.
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pope Drunkizkus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ford blocking some punches.
Ford blocking some punches.
Ford blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Drunkizkus takes a shot to the head. #T1#
Drunkizkus trying to control the position but instead, Ford has worked for underhooks and has pushed Drunkizkus into the ropes.
Drunkizkus wants to stall.
Drunkizkus can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Drunkizkus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike.
Drunkizkus struggles to land a body shot inside as Ford controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Drunkizkus fails to land.
Ford blocking some punches.
A short left from Ford.
Ford lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #T2#
Ford throws an elbow that misses.
Ford misses with an elbow strike.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Ford.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ford.
Drunkizkus slows down the pace here.
Ford working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ford misses with the head strike.
Drunkizkus lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ford.
Ford blocking some punches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Drunkizkus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ford avoids it.
Drunkizkus looking to stall.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pope Drunkizkus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ford has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Rob Ford!

An out of breath Rob Ford thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Pope Drunkizkus had this to say: 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: TWGC 26 (265+lbs, D2): Sydney Qualifier - Round 2     
Date:   Oct 18, 2019

Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pope Drunkizkus (ranked 1542 p4p, 19 weight class) and Robin Olsen (ranked 1713 p4p, 221 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!




188 cm
26 yrs
215 lbs



200 cm
23 yrs
215 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Pope Drunkizkus! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Robin Olsen!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, John Mangel and Summer Carpenter.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Olsen tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Drunkizkus swivels and escapes.

Olsen gets tackled into the cage by Drunkizkus. Drunkizkus maintains the clinch.
Drunkizkus stops a takedown attempt from Olsen.
Drunkizkus wants a takedown.
Drunkizkus is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Olsen gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Olsen gets underhooks to prevent Drunkizkus's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pope Drunkizkus. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Drunkizkus lands a takedown into guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (2) vs (0) Olsen

Olsen escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Drunkizkus gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Olsen had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Drunkizkus defends it easily.
Drunkizkus wants to pass the guard but Olsen is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Olsen looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Drunkizkus passes into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Drunkizkus (5) vs (0) Olsen
Drunkizkus moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Olsen is looking to regain half guard here but Drunkizkus keeps moving and retains side control.
Olsen sneaks back into half guard.

Olsen looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Olsen actively working from the bottom here.

Olsen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Drunkizkus seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Olsen looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Drunkizkus performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Olsen is looking for a sweep. Drunkizkus is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Drunkizkus slows the pace down in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Drunkizkus prevents Olsen from improving his position.
Drunkizkus is controlling the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Olsen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Olsen tries to get to full guard but Drunkizkus has control of the leg.

Olsen actively working from the bottom here.
Olsen tries to roll over but Drunkizkus keeps him under control.

Olsen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Drunkizkus pulls his head out easily.

Olsen looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Olsen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Drunkizkus pulls his head out easily.
Drunkizkus frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Drunkizkus (8) vs (0) Olsen

Drunkizkus looking for a guillotine from mount but Olsen is having none of it.
Drunkizkus has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Drunkizkus manages to capitalize on a mistake by Olsen to take his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Drunkizkus (11) vs (0) Olsen
Olsen is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Drunkizkus is trying to stick to Olsen's back but Olsen is turning into Drunkizkus. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Drunkizkus's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Olsen.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (11) vs (2) Olsen
Olsen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Drunkizkus throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Olsen is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Olsen postures up.

Olsen is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Drunkizkus is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Drunkizkus has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (13) vs (2) Olsen

Olsen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Drunkizkus defends well.
Drunkizkus controlling from the top position.

Olsen looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Olsen has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Drunkizkus is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Olsen.
Score +3 for passing guard: Drunkizkus (16) vs (2) Olsen

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus trying to control the position but Olsen is working away.
Olsen is trying to get back to half guard.
Olsen prevents Drunkizkus from improving position.
Olsen felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Olsen is looking for a sweep.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Olsen is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Drunkizkus off and has taken his back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Drunkizkus (16) vs (6) Olsen
Drunkizkus trying to control the position but Olsen manages to sink in the hooks.

Olsen is persistently looking for the submission but Drunkizkus is defending it well.
Drunkizkus rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.

Olsen seems to be working for a kimura but Drunkizkus defends the submission attempt.
Drunkizkus wants to improve his position but Olsen is controlling well.

Olsen is looking for a kimura here.
Drunkizkus trying to control here.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus is pressing down on Olsen's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Olsen drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Drunkizkus dives on top into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (18) vs (6) Olsen
Olsen being controlled here, momentarily.
Drunkizkus trying to control the position from guard on top but Olsen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Olsen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Drunkizkus defends well.

Olsen working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Drunkizkus has passed into half guard!
Olsen works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Drunkizkus got a little sloppy there for a moment and Olsen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Drunkizkus has managed to get both his arms back between Olsen's legs - danger averted.

Olsen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Olsen throws his legs up looking for a submission but Drunkizkus uses it to pass to side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Drunkizkus (21) vs (6) Olsen
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Olsen tries to bench press Drunkizkus off him but Drunkizkus keeps the position.
Olsen is being controlled here.
Olsen is looking to reverse the position.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Olsen manages to get back to half guard.
Olsen wants to get back to full guard.
Drunkizkus content to control rather than advance.

Olsen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Drunkizkus controlling the action here.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Olsen is trying to get back to full guard.

Olsen actively working from the bottom here.

Olsen looking for submissions off his back.
Drunkizkus is controlling the pace.
Drunkizkus continues to stall.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.

Olsen looking for subs from the bottom but Drunkizkus mounts him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Drunkizkus (24) vs (6) Olsen
Olsen regains half guard.
Olsen tries to roll over but Drunkizkus keeps him under control.

Olsen with the active half guard here but Drunkizkus passes nicely into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Drunkizkus (27) vs (6) Olsen
Olsen is looking to regain half guard here but Drunkizkus keeps moving and retains side control.
Drunkizkus trying to control the action but Olsen is working from the bottom.
Olsen tries to improve position but can't.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus controlling the position.
Olsen is looking to regain half guard here but Drunkizkus keeps moving and retains side control.
Drunkizkus just content to control the position.
Olsen is looking for a sweep.
Olsen manages to get back to half guard.
Drunkizkus controlling the pace.
Olsen moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Olsen is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Drunkizkus is aware though and is defending well.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Olsen looking for a sweep. Not yet Olsen, not yet.
Olsen looks winded!

Olsen has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Drunkizkus doesn't defend quickly enough and Olsen has managed to lock this one up! Can Drunkizkus escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Olsen on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 14:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Robin Olsen!
Pope Drunkizkus was interviewed post fight and said 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: TWGC 26 (265+lbs, D2): Sydney Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Oct 17, 2019

Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pope Drunkizkus (ranked 1530 p4p, 19 weight class) and Jer Bear (ranked 3859 p4p, 0 weight class). Bear is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Good Times. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!




188 cm
26 yrs
215 lbs



200 cm
43 yrs
275 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Pope Drunkizkus! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Jer Bear!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Winston Howard and John Mangel.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?

Drunkizkus has closed the distance and engaged Bear in a clinch.

Drunkizkus decides to pull guard.
Drunkizkus has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Drunkizkus looking to control.

Bear has gone for a leg lock! Drunkizkus slips out almost immediately though and dives into Bear's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (2) vs (0) Bear
Bear looking to hit a scissor sweep but Drunkizkus is one step ahead there.
Bear is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bear is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (2) vs (2) Bear
Drunkizkus trying to keep a closed guard but Bear is proving a slippery customer.
Bear stays in close to Drunkizkus's body and controls the position.
Drunkizkus is controlling Bear's posture.
Drunkizkus can't keep his opponent in guard - Bear advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bear is working for a kimura but Drunkizkus is defending it quite comfortably.

Drunkizkus looking for subs from the bottom but Bear mounts him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Drunkizkus (2) vs (5) Bear
Bear avoids the attempt from Drunkizkus to control.
Drunkizkus regains half guard.
Bear wants to take a breather but Drunkizkus is having none of it.
Drunkizkus wants to control but Bear is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bear is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Bear is looking for a kimura here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Drunkizkus manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
We've been informed that Bear has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Bear looking to sit in guard and control but Drunkizkus gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (4) vs (5) Bear
Bear lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Drunkizkus (4) vs (7) Bear

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Drunkizkus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bear can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Drunkizkus not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bear trying to control the position from guard on top but Drunkizkus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Drunkizkus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bear gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Bear has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Drunkizkus to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Bear is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Drunkizkus pulls down on the head and he's put Bear to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Thomspon 90%, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: TAFC: Biffs & Brawls 14     
Date:   Apr 19, 2019
#R1#
A telegraphed right hand from Dryll misses the target.
Drunkizkus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch but Dryll swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dryll tries a quick counter leg kick but Drunkizkus is wise to it.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot.
Dryll throws a series of punches but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Drunkizkus takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Drunkizkus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dryll.
Dryll missing with a left hand there. Drunkizkus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Drunkizkus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Pablo's Boxing Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Dryll looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Drunkizkus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Drunkizkus throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dryll counters with a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Dryll does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for Dryll.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Drunkizkus moves into the clinch successfully.
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Dryll avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage. #T1#
Drunkizkus cracks Dryll with a nice body shot.
Dryll tries to break the clinch but Drunkizkus is controlling the position.
Drunkizkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus - that landed with a thud.
A right hook to the body lands for Drunkizkus.
Dryll looks winded!
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a body punch.
Dryll blocking some punches.
Dryll fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dryll swings wildly with an uppercut but Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunkizkus lands a left hand.
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike.
Drunkizkus pushes Dryll back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Drunkizkus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Dryll controls the action.
Drunkizkus pushes Dryll back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dryll lands a right hand.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs. #T2#
Drunkizkus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus lands with a right to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drunkizkus scores with a nice hook to the head.
Drunkizkus misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Dryll scores with a nice short uppercut.
Drunkizkus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Dryll avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Dryll working aggressively here.
Dryll swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Drunkizkus lands a body shot.
Drunkizkus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Drunkizkus lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
A short right from Drunkizkus.
A right hand to the body from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Dryll's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dryll has a couple of punches blocked by Drunkizkus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Drunkizkus.#T3#
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a left hand.
Drunkizkus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a body punch in the clinch.
Drunkizkus lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus is leaning against Dryll and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Dryll controls the action.
Drunkizkus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Drunkizkus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Drunkizkus. #ROC#
Dryll is rocked!
Drunkizkus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dryll is still on wobbly legs! Can Drunkizkus finish him?
Drunkizkus throws a head punch that misses.
Drunkizkus has a couple of punches blocked by Dryll.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dryll.
Drunkizkus misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Drunkizkus fails to land.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus has a couple of punches blocked by Dryll.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dryll.
Dryll seems to have recovered his senses.#T4#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Dryll tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dryll misses with a punch to the body.
A short left from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus dips a shoulder and cracks Dryll with a mighty uppercut! Dryll falls back against the cage and Drunkizkus unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dryll is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Drunkizkus screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pope Drunkizkus!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Pope Drunkizkus made sure he mentioned Thomspon 90%, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: TAFC: Biffs & Brawls 6     
Date:   Feb 22, 2019
#R1#
A head kick misses from Shinker.
Shinker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shinker has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Drunkizkus is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Shinker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice uppercut.
Drunkizkus has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Drunkizkus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Shinker takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Shinker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Shinker wants to land a leg kick but Drunkizkus is out of range.
Shinker misses with a series of wild punches.
Drunkizkus throwing a counter right hand but Shinker manages to avoid it.
Drunkizkus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shinker was well out of range. Poor timing from Drunkizkus.
Glady Shinker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drunkizkus avoids the head kick by Shinker.
Drunkizkus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Shinker stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shinker misses with a double jab
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice body shot.
Shinker looks winded!#KD#
Oooooh!!! Drunkizkus has knocked Shinker down with a huge combo! Drunkizkus steps away and waves a wobbly Shinker back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT#
It looks like Glady Shinker has been cut.
Drunkizkus throws a body punch but Shinker moves out of range. #CL#
Drunkizkus takes the fight into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Drunkizkus scores with a nice short uppercut.#T1#
Shinker tries to throw a body punch but Drunkizkus avoids it by throwing Shinker back against the cage.
Drunkizkus lands a hook that snaps the head of Shinker backwards.
Drunkizkus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Drunkizkus.
Shinker blocks a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a big right hand that drops Shinker! The killer instinct kicks in and Drunkizkus finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Drunkizkus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Thomspon 90% for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: SyFi - End Prequel     
Date:   Jan 12, 2019
#R1#
Cooley throws a lazy right hand but Drunkizkus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cooley.
Cooley only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Drunkizkus looks to land a right hand but Cooley moved out of range.
Drunkizkus scores to the head and body with a nice combination!#CUT#
It looks like Isaiah Cooley has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Cooley misses the target.
A counter left hand to the body from Drunkizkus misses its target.
Drunkizkus misses the body punch
and Cooley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cooley scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Drunkizkus throws out a loose jab but Cooley uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunkizkus jabs Cooley to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cooley takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cooley fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drunkizkus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drunkizkus just misses with a punch to the body.
Drunkizkus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Pablo's Boxing Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Drunkizkus is looking to wear down Cooley with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Drunkizkus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cooley manages to avoid it.#T1#
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cooley takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cooley ducks under a wild hook from Drunkizkus.
Cooley counters with a body kick.
Drunkizkus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cooley sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Drunkizkus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cooley's head.
Drunkizkus throws a jab when Cooley was well out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a sloppy body shot
and Cooley counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Drunkizkus looks to score with a jab to the body but Cooley is just out of range.
Drunkizkus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild combination. #T2#
Cooley throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Drunkizkus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Drunkizkus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cooley's head backwards.
Cooley keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cooley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cooley moves away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cooley scores with a kick to the midsection.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cooley.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch but Cooley swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Drunkizkus backing away here, and Cooley unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Drunkizkus throws a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the body from Drunkizkus misses
enabling Cooley to counter with a crisp jab.
Drunkizkus misses the jab.
Cooley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A jab from Drunkizkus does it's job there.#T3#
Cooley connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Drunkizkus momentarily.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
Cooley throws a big counter head kick but Drunkizkus avoids it with no problem.
Cooley gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a poor cross that misses
and Cooley counters with a solid body kick.
Cooley fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses the body punch
and Cooley counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cooley paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cooley is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Drunkizkus with a body shot.
Cooley throws the left hand but Drunkizkus avoids the punch easily.
Drunkizkus swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#CL#
Drunkizkus takes the fight into the clinch.
Cooley misses with a punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cooley blocks a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Cooley prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus. #T4#
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Cooley avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage.
Drunkizkus lands with a light punch inside.
Cooley blocking some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooley can't find room to land a body shot as Drunkizkus controls the action.
Cooley scores with a nice hook to the head.
Drunkizkus tries a body shot but Cooley blocks it.
Drunkizkus misses with a body punch.
Cooley misses with a hook from the clinch.
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cooley lands a body punch.
Drunkizkus is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Cooley controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus takes a shot to the head.
Cooley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cooley prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus.
A short left from Cooley.
Drunkizkus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cooley's elbow.
Cooley makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cooley tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Drunkizkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cooley struggles to land a body shot inside as Drunkizkus controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Isaiah Cooley will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Isaiah Cooley's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Drunkizkus checks a leg kick.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Drunkizkus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Drunkizkus misses with a jab to the body
and Drunkizkus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cooley has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Drunkizkus falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cooley counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut
and Cooley counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cooley defending well as Drunkizkus loads up on a big left hand.
Drunkizkus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cooley moves away.
Cooley is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Drunkizkus throws a poor cross that misses
and Cooley scores with a counter punch that sends Drunkizkus to the canvas! Cooley smells blood - he's punishing Drunkizkus with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Drunkizkus has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Isaiah Cooley!
A relieved looking Isaiah Cooley thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Pope Drunkizkus had this to say: 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: WeInSyd 38     
Date:   Nov 18, 2018
#R1#
Peterson lands a head shot.
Drunkizkus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Petersons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Drunkizkus scores with a body shot.
Peterson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Peterson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Peterson.
Drunkizkus jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL2#
Peterson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Drunkizkus, pushing him back against the cage.
Peterson blocks a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Peterson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Peterson.#BC2#
Peterson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Peterson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Drunkizkus looks to score with a jab to the body but Peterson is just out of range.#CL2#
Peterson closes the distance and pushes Drunkizkus back into the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peterson missing with knees to the body.
Peterson landing knees to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
Peterson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Peterson.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike. #T1#
Peterson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Drunkizkus backwards.
Peterson prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Peterson throws a head punch that misses.
Peterson has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Drunkizkus after a bit of a struggle.
A nice left hand lands by Peterson.
Drunkizkus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Peterson.
Peterson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Drunkizkus blocks it with crossed arms.
Peterson tries a body shot but Drunkizkus blocks it.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Peterson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Peterson works on Drunkizkus's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Peterson.
Drunkizkus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Peterson.
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Peterson avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Peterson.
A short right from Peterson on the inside.
A short right from Drunkizkus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Peterson blocking some punches.
Peterson lands with a light punch inside. #T2#
Peterson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Drunkizkus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Drunkizkus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Peterson.
Peterson crunches a lovely knee into Drunkizkus's ribcage.
Peterson lands a body punch.
Drunkizkus is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Peterson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drunkizkus struggles to land a body shot inside as Peterson controls his hands.
Peterson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Drunkizkus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Peterson backwards.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike.
Peterson with a knee to the head.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Peterson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Drunkizkus misses with some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Peterson.
Drunkizkus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Peterson's elbow.
Peterson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Drunkizkus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3#
Peterson tries to throw a body punch but Drunkizkus avoids it by throwing Peterson back against the cage.
Peterson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus struggles to land a body shot inside as Peterson controls his hands.
A left hand lands to the body for Peterson.
Drunkizkus managing to block the knees to the body from Peterson.
Peterson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Peterson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Peterson lands a nice shot to the body.
Peterson lands a right hand.
Peterson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Peterson.
Peterson stalling in the clinch.
Peterson lands a body punch.
Peterson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Peterson is leaning against Drunkizkus and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Drunkizkus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD2#
Peterson pulls Drunkizkus into guard.
Peterson wants to sweep here but Drunkizkus controlling him for the moment.
Peterson is controlling Drunkizkus's posture.#T4#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Peterson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Drunkizkus manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Peterson controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB#
Peterson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Drunkizkus has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Peterson has managed to get both his arms back between Drunkizkus's legs - danger averted.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Peterson passes Drunkizkus's left leg - he's now in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George Peterson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pope Drunkizkus's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2##CL#
Drunkizkus closes the distance and clinches.
Drunkizkus prevents a body shot from Peterson.
Peterson prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Peterson taking a breather.
Drunkizkus struggles to land a body shot inside as Peterson controls his hands.
Peterson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Peterson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Peterson blocks a body shot from Drunkizkus.
George Peterson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Drunkizkus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Peterson's elbow.
Peterson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Peterson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Drunkizkus.
Peterson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus throws a head punch that misses.
Peterson blocks a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Peterson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Drunkizkus blocks it with crossed arms.
Peterson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Drunkizkus tries a body shot but Peterson blocks it. #T1#
Drunkizkus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Peterson lands with a light punch inside.
Drunkizkus prevents a body shot from Peterson.
Peterson scores with a shoulder strike.
Peterson lands a body punch.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Peterson controls the action.
Peterson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Peterson lands a hook that snaps the head of Drunkizkus backwards. #ROC2#
Drunkizkus is rocked!
Peterson lands a big knee to the head and Drunkizkus goes down! Peterson pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). George Peterson!
In his post fight interview, George Peterson started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Pope Drunkizkus was interviewed post fight and said 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: SyFi 120     
Date:   Oct 26, 2018
#R1#
A left and a right from Drunkizkus both land. Nice combination. #CUT2#
It looks like Denubis Majere has been cut.
Drunkizkus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drunkizkus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Majere! #CUT#
It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
Drunkizkus lands a slapping body shot. #CL2#
Drunkizkus moves into the clinch successfully.
Majere misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Drunkizkus scores with a nice short uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A hook to the body from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus is working Majere over against the cage.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch to the body.
Majere is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Drunkizkus to keep the fight standing.#BC#
Majere breaks from the clinch.
Drunkizkus throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Drunkizkus scores with a decent looking hook.
Drunkizkus moves into range and connects with a jab.
Drunkizkus slips under a jab.#CL2#
Drunkizkus closes the distance and clinches.
Majere struggles to land a body shot inside as Drunkizkus controls his hands. #T1#
Drunkizkus scores with a nice hook to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus blocks a body shot from Majere.
Majere tries to work over Drunkizkus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drunkizkus is working Majere over against the cage.
Majere is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus is working Majere over against the cage.
Drunkizkus's coach down at Pablo's Boxing Academy was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Drunkizkus's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Drunkizkus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch to the body.
Drunkizkus pushes Majere back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Majere prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A shot in the inside from Drunkizkus.
Majere jumps guard but Drunkizkus stands there with Majere around his waist. Majere gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Majeres head.
Majere prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Drunkizkus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Majere controls the action. #T2#
Drunkizkus pushes Majere back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC2#
Majere is rocked!
I was talking to Majere's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Drunkizkus.
Oh Majere is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Drunkizkus pushes Majere against the cage. Drunkizkus is working some dirty boxing. Drunkizkus pushes off with a quick right hook! Majere goes down! Majere tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Drunkizkus moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus very nearly forgot to thank Thomspon 90% amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: NJMMA 68     
Date:   Sep 08, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Drunkizkus pushes Punk up against the cage in a clinch.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with an uppercut but Punk uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Punk creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Punk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Drunkizkus lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Drunkizkus.
Punk misses with a punch on the inside.
Punk misses with a punch to the body.
Drunkizkus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Punk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hand to the body from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Punk blocks a body shot from Drunkizkus.
Punk scores with a shoulder strike.
Drunkizkus slows down the pace here.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Punk tries to throw a body punch but Drunkizkus avoids it by throwing Punk back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drunkizkus stalling in the clinch.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Punk controls the action. #T1#
A shot in the inside from Punk.
Punk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from Drunkizkus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Punk wants to stall.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus taking a breather.
Punk letting Drunkizkus take a breather here.
A short right from Drunkizkus.
Punk working aggressively here.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Punk controls the action.
Punk prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punk.
Punk works on Drunkizkus's body with a couple of short punches.
Drunkizkus lands a body shot in the clinch.
Drunkizkus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch to the body.
Drunkizkus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Punk's elbow. #T2#
Drunkizkus is looking to control Punk's arms but Punk gets an underhook and turns him. Now Drunkizkus has his back to the cage.
Drunkizkus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Drunkizkus scores with a hook to the body.
A hook to the body from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus lands with a left to the head.
Drunkizkus's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Punk misses with the head strike.
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Punk avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus digs a right hand underneath Punk's ribcage. Punk let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right from Punk.
Punk working aggressively here.
Punk stalling in the clinch but Drunkizkus improves position.
Drunkizkus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Punk backwards. #T3#
Drunkizkus slowing the pace effectively.
Punk tries to throw a body punch but Drunkizkus avoids it by throwing Punk back against the cage.
Drunkizkus lands a hook that snaps the head of Punk backwards.
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Punk avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage.
Drunkizkus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short body shot lands from Drunkizkus as the two fighters clinch.
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike.
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Drunkizkus is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Punk is keeping busy.
Drunkizkus lands a right hand.
A short left from Drunkizkus.
Punk is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Drunkizkus lands a body shot.
Drunkizkus lands a hook that snaps the head of Punk backwards.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus - that landed with a thud.
Punk is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Drunkizkus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Drunkizkus is working Punk over against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Drunkizkus.
The referee is keeping an eye on Drunkizkus - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Drunkizkus scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands an uppercut.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Punk controls the action.
Drunkizkus leaning his opponent against the cage.
Punk swings wildly with an uppercut but Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunkizkus stalling.
Punk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Drunkizkus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Punk backwards.
Drunkizkus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Punk backwards.
Drunkizkus lands a left hand.
Drunkizkus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Punk's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pope Drunkizkus dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Punk gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Amfm Punk has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Drunkizkus throws a body shot but no joy.
Drunkizkus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Drunkizkus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a good cross that connects.
Punk doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a jab when Punk was well out of range.
Punk misses with a hook to the body
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand.
Drunkizkus changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Drunkizkus lands a nice shot that snaps Punk's head back. #CUT2#
It looks like Amfm Punk has been cut.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Drunkizkus lands with a shot to the body.
Punk looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Drunkizkus is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Punk rather than just go for the knockout.#T1#
Drunkizkus lands a nice looking body shot.
Drunkizkus cracks a nice hook into Punk's ribs.#KD2#
Drunkizkus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Punk sprawling to the canvas! Punk rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Drunkizkus finish him?! #ROC2#
Punk is rocked!
Drunkizkus connects with a body shot that sends Punk's belly button to the back.
Oh Punk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Punk needs to keep his hands up - Drunkizkus had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
Drunkizkus fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Punk to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Punk looks to clinch but Drunkizkus throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Punk taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Pope Drunkizkus!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Pope Drunkizkus made sure he mentioned Thomspon 90%, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: NJMMA XS 7     
Date:   Aug 04, 2018
#R1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Drunkizkus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Drunkizkus walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Trambai throws a head kick that misses.
Drunkizkus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Trambai throws a head kick but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Drunkizkus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Drunkizkus throws a jab but it's blocked by Trambai.
Drunkizkus moves out of range of the leg kick from Trambai.
A counter left hand to the body from Drunkizkus misses its target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Trambai throws a head kick that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a right hand to the body.
Trambai connects with a looping right hand.
Drunkizkus blocks a head kick by Trambai.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Trambai has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.#T1#
Trambai drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Trambai throws a predictable looking body shot
and Drunkizkus counters with a series of strikes. Trambai will be more careful next time no doubt.
Drunkizkus displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Trambai misses with a wild body shot.
Drunkizkus connects with a good right hand that stumbles Trambai. Trambai circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Drunkizkus throws an off balance right hand
letting Trambai counter with a right hand.
Trambai jabs at Drunkizkus's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Trambai throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Drunkizkus takes a kick to the side of the head.#T2#
Trambai lands a slapping body shot.
Trambai misses with a head kick.
No joy there for Trambai, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the side of Trambai's head but Trambai sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trambai throws out a counter right but Drunkizkus avoids it with no problem.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Trambai moves away.
Trambai misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Drunkizkus to counter with a crisp jab.
Donk. Drunkizkus catches Trambai right on the button with a cross.
Drunkizkus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trambai.
A low kick from Trambai misses
letting Drunkizkus counter with a right hand.
Trambai ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#T3#
A looping hook to the body misses from Trambai. Drunkizkus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trambai tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
No joy there for Drunkizkus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Trambai connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Trambai slips under a jab.
Trambai tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Drunkizkus.
Trambai ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Trambai cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Drunkizkus has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.#T4#
Drunkizkus scores with a jab to the head.
Trambai showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild combination.
Sambo Trambai seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trambai looks to land a body kick but Drunkizkus moved away.
Trambai tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trambai pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Trambai stalks Drunkizkus and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Drunkizkus's face. Drunkizkus staggers backwards, shaken.
Trambai takes a swing at Drunkizkus's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Sambo Trambai will probably get the nod.
That's time! Drunkizkus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Trambai goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Sambo Trambai seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Trambai throws a body punch but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Trambai steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Drunkizkus.
A countering left hand to the body from Trambai misses.
Trambai looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Drunkizkus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Trambai throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It looked like Drunkizkus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Drunkizkus moves out of range of the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Drunkizkus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot.
Trambai is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Drunkizkus rather than just go for the knockout.
Trambai throws a sloppy head kick
letting Drunkizkus counter with a right hand. #T1#
Drunkizkus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trambai.
Trambai tries a head kick but it misses.
Drunkizkus throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Drunkizkus takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Trambai connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Some wild striking there from Trambai.
Pope Drunkizkus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Trambai dodges the punch combination from Drunkizkus. #T2#
Trambai throws a low kick but Drunkizkus avoids it.
Trambai dodges the punch combination from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus swings widly with a right hand
and Trambai counters with a thumping low kick.
Trambai steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Trambai is looking for the big counter here.
Trambai throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Trambai moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trambai throws a lazy right hand but Drunkizkus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Trambai tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Trambai displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #T3#
Trambai walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Trambai feints a jab promting Drunkizkus to slip. Trambai then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Drunkizkus slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Drunkizkus misses with a two punch combination.
Trambai jabs at Drunkizkus's body.
Trambai throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Trambai uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a looping overhand right but Trambai ducks down to avoid it.
Trambai swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drunkizkus throwing a counter right hand but Trambai manages to avoid it.
Trambai tries a head kick but it misses.
It looked like Drunkizkus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.#T4#
Trambai uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus slips under a jab.
Trambai scores with a head kick.
Trambai scores with a hook to the body. Drunkizkus takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trambai scores with a hook.
The fighters circle momentarily. Trambai darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Trambai throws a sloppy head kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand.
Trambai looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Trambai slips a straight right by Drunkizkus.
Trambai doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sambo Trambai showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
A cross from Drunkizkus lands.
Trambai throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Trambai throws a shot from downtown. Drunkizkus moves away and avoids it.
Drunkizkus went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Trambai slips under a jab.
Trambai misses with a hook. Drunkizkus ducked under it nicely.
Drunkizkus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Trambai counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trambai throws a right and a left that both miss.
Trambai looks to throw the jab but Drunkizkus is out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Trambai blocks it.#T1#
Trambai throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It looked like Drunkizkus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A head kick misses from Trambai.
Trambai throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand.
Drunkizkus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild body shot.
Drunkizkus throws a jab but it's blocked by Trambai.
Trambai's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Drunkizkus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Trambai scrambles back to his feet.
Drunkizkus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Trambai swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.#T2#
Trambai cracks Drunkizkus with an open hand slap.
Trambai has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Trambai misses with a low kick.
Trambai bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Trambai misses with a kick to the body
enabling Drunkizkus to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trambai thows a body kick. Drunkizkus tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Drunkizkus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trambai manages to avoid it.
Trambai throws a counter combo.
Drunkizkus moves out of range of the strikes.
Drunkizkus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Trambai to score with a decent uppercut.
Trambai with a hook.#T3#
Trambai throws a sloppy body shot
and Drunkizkus counters with a one-two to the body.
Trambai throws a series of punches but Drunkizkus avoids them all with ease.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Trambai avoids it easily.
Trambai shapes to counter with a head kick.
Trambai misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a nice hook to Trambai's body. Trambai takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Trambai avoids it easily.
Drunkizkus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Trambai.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Trambai.
Trambai pulls out of a head kick attempt. #T4#
Drunkizkus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trambai was well out of range. Poor timing from Drunkizkus.
Trambai throws a fast counter high kick but Drunkizkus manages to duck under it in time.
Trambai stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Trambai feints a jab promting Drunkizkus to slip. Trambai then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Drunkizkus slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trambai looks to land a combination but Drunkizkus avoids it well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Trambai.
Drunkizkus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trambai manages to avoid it.
Drunkizkus getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Trambai misses with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Sambo Trambai.
Well Trambai has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight for Sambo Trambai!
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight for Sambo Trambai!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Sambo Trambai!

Sambo Trambai wins by unanimous decision!

Sambo Trambai decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Pope Drunkizkus was interviewed post fight and said 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: NJMMA 60     
Date:   Jun 16, 2018
#R1#
A shot to the body from Drunkizkus misses
and Boretti counters with an inside leg kick.
Drunkizkus avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Boretti slips a jab and a cross from Drunkizkus.
Boretti seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Boretti misses with a leg kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand.
Drunkizkus throws a jab but it's blocked by Boretti.
Boretti throws a leg kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand.
Boretti throws a head kick that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Boretti misses with a leg kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice uppercut.
Drunkizkus throws the left hand but Boretti avoids the punch easily.
Drunkizkus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boretti.
Drunkizkus blocks a head kick by Boretti.
Drunkizkus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Drunkizkus circles away from the clinch attempt
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Boretti throws a leg kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Some wild striking there from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Boretti tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Drunkizkus throws a counter combo.
Boretti throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Drunkizkus to counter with a crisp jab.
Boretti misses the jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Boretti.
Boretti pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Drunkizkus scores with a jab. Boretti acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #T2#
Boretti throws a leg kick that misses.
Drunkizkus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boretti.
Drunkizkus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Boretti throws a leg kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boretti throws a leg kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Drunkizkus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boretti throws a leg kick that is checked
and Drunkizkus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boretti throws an ugly left hook that misses #KD2#
and Drunkizkus counters with a crisp one two that drops Boretti! Drunkizkus thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Boretti to his feet! Boretti is in big trouble!#ROC2#
Boretti is rocked!
Boretti throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Drunkizkus misses with a looping left.
Boretti keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Drunkizkus has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.#T3#
Boretti misses with a leg kick #KD2#
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice right hand that sends Boretti toppling to the canvas! Boretti scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Drunkizkus finish him?!
Oh Boretti is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boretti lunges at Drunkizkus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Drunkizkus's hand.
Boretti seems to have got his legs back now.
A slow jab from Drunkizkus misses its intended target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Boretti.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Boretti does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boretti moves into range and connects with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drunkizkus cracks Boretti with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Boretti lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Drunkizkus might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Boretti misses with a combination
and Drunkizkus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Boretti tries to clinch there but Drunkizkus circles away.
Boretti throws a lazy head kick
letting Drunkizkus counter with a right hand. #T4#
Boretti throws an ugly left hook that misses #KD2#
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice right hand that sends Boretti toppling to the canvas! Boretti scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Drunkizkus finish him?!
Boretti misses with a looping left.
Drunkizkus throws out a counter right but Boretti avoids it with no problem.
Boretti keeps Drunkizkus at a distance using the push kick.
Boretti misses with a looping left.
Boretti lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Boretti tries to score with a low kick but Drunkizkus moves his leg out of the way.
Drunkizkus is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Boretti had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Boretti loads up on a big right hand but Drunkizkus slips the punch.
Boretti looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Boretti connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A swing and a miss from Drunkizkus.
Boretti is looking to clinch but Drunkizkus is avoiding it.
Boretti throws a one two combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pope Drunkizkus dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Boretti throws a leg kick that is checked
and Drunkizkus counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL#
Boretti takes the fight into the clinch.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Boretti might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Boretti prevents a body shot from Drunkizkus. #TD#
Boretti ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Boretti no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Boretti throws his legs up looking for a submission but Drunkizkus uses it to pass to side control.
Drunkizkus wants to stand but Boretti is controlling his arm.
Boretti is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Drunkizkus wants to stand but Boretti has his arm trapped.
Boretti is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T1#
Boretti is working hard here to advance position.
Boretti manages to work his way to half guard, despite Drunkizkus's best efforts.
Drunkizkus seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
The fighters are battling for position here. Boretti manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Drunkizkus stopping the sweep attempt from Boretti.#SUB#
Boretti is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Drunkizkus defends well.
Drunkizkus won't allow Boretti to sweep him here. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boretti throws a front kick aimed at Drunkizkus's knee but Drunkizkus avoids it well.
It seemed like Drunkizkus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Good leg kick by Boretti there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Drunkizkus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boretti works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pope Drunkizkus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boretti waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T3#
Drunkizkus takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A swing and a miss from Boretti.
Matteo Boretti seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drunkizkus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boretti lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A bone on bone clash there as Drunkizkus blocks the leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boretti. Drunkizkus does a little dance to reset his feet.
As Boretti backs off Drunkizkus throws a huge counter combo but Boretti manages to avoid it all.
Boretti darts in trying to clinch
letting Drunkizkus counter with a right hand.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boretti throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Boretti throws a hook but Drunkizkus blocks it.
Drunkizkus is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Drunkizkus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boretti. #T4#
The fight stays on the outside here - Boretti looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A nice side step and Drunkizkus releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Drunkizkus throws a lazy right hand but Boretti sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunkizkus moves out of range as Boretti strikes.
Boretti motions for Drunkizkus to come forward. Boretti throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Drunkizkus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Drunkizkus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boretti was well out of range. Poor timing from Drunkizkus.
Boretti throws a big counter combination but Drunkizkus scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Boretti throws a body kick that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a right hand to the body.
A combination from Drunkizkus does no damage. #CL#
Boretti moves into the clinch successfully.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Boretti tries to pull guard but Drunkizkus holds him up against the cage and eventually Boretti drops back down to his feet.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. #BC2#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boretti connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matteo Boretti dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Boretti fails to land with a series of punches.
Drunkizkus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Drunkizkus throws a lazy right hand but Boretti sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boretti looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Boretti uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a two punch combination.
Boretti misses with an uppercut
enabling Drunkizkus to counter with a crisp jab.
Boretti scores with a leg kick.
Boretti scores with a nice strike.
The fight stays on the outside here - Boretti looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus blocks a jab.
Drunkizkus lands a nice shot to the body.
Boretti lands the left hand.#T1#
Drunkizkus throws a right and a left that Boretti avoids nicely.
Boretti lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Boretti fails with an attempt to clinch.
Drunkizkus scores with a sloppy right hand. Boretti should have avoided that one.
Boretti throws an overhand right that lands on Drunkizkus's shoulder, as Drunkizkus tries to avoid the shot.
Boretti scores with a crisp jab that stopped Drunkizkus in his tracks.
Boretti has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Drunkizkus connects with a body shot.
Boretti throws a leg kick but Drunkizkus sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A clash of legs there as Drunkizkus blocks the low kick.
Boretti throws a leg kick that is checked
and Drunkizkus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Boretti, as that shot connected.
Boretti misses with a right hand
and Drunkizkus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T2#
Drunkizkus lands with a good body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boretti chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice body kick there by Boretti.
Drunkizkus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Drunkizkus throws a body shot but no joy.
Boretti tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Boretti takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boretti misses with a low kick as Drunkizkus jumps back.
Drunkizkus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Drunkizkus defending well as Boretti loads up on a big left hand. #T3#
Drunkizkus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Boretti.
Boretti keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Drunkizkus throws a series of punches but Boretti moves out of range.
Boretti walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Drunkizkus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Drunkizkus! But no joy.
Drunkizkus connects with a jab.
Drunkizkus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Boretti misses with a straight left.
Boretti throws a series of punches but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Boretti misses with an uppercut.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Drunkizkus! But no joy.
Drunkizkus scores with a punch to the head.
Boretti throws a jab when Drunkizkus was well out of range.#T4#
Boretti tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Drunkizkus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Drunkizkus avoids a punch combination nicely.
Boretti uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Boretti swings widly with a right hand
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boretti misses with a body kick.
Boretti on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Boretti looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Drunkizkus moves out of range of the leg kick from Boretti.
Boretti misses with a hook.
Drunkizkus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Drunkizkus is pawing at Boretti, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Boretti's nose. Boretti is badly hurt! Drunkizkus pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Boretti tries desperately to hold on but Drunkizkus is relentless in his assault! As Boretti receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Drunkizkus away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: NJMMA #56     
Date:   May 19, 2018
#R1#
Drunkizkus scores with a sloppy right hand. Grasman should have avoided that one. #CUT#
It looks like ThorHGH Grasman has been cut.
Grasman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Drunkizkus counter with a right hand.
Grasman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Drunkizkus counters with a one-two to the body.
A big right from Grasman misses.
Drunkizkus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've been told by Drunkizkus's head coaches at Zero Tolerance that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Grasman tests Drunkizkus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Drunkizkus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grasman.
Drunkizkus swings for the body but Grasman moves out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Grasman avoids it easily.
Drunkizkus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Grasman connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Drunkizkus scrambles back to his feet.
Drunkizkus blocks a jab.#T1#
Drunkizkus throws a jab when Grasman was well out of range.
Grasman looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Drunkizkus slips under a jab from Grasman.
Drunkizkus throws a big counter combination but Grasman scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Drunkizkus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Grasman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Drunkizkus.
No joy there for Drunkizkus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Grasman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drunkizkus.
It seemed like Grasman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Drunkizkus shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Grasman eats them both and turns towards Drunkizkus to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.#T2#
Grasman misses with an uppercut.
Nice jab there from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a shot from downtown. Grasman moves away and avoids it.
Drunkizkus scores with a jab. Grasman acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #ROC#
Grasman is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Drunkizkus sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Grasman's defenses. It connects perfectly with Grasman's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: 21 April prelims     
Date:   Apr 21, 2018
#R1#
Drunkizkus staying out of range there.
No joy there for Drunkizkus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Drunkizkus throws a right hand that misses
and Fergusson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Edward Fergusson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fergusson misses with an uppercut. Drunkizkus saw that one coming.
Fergusson misses the body punch
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice uppercut.
Fergusson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Drunkizkus has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Drunkizkus there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Fergusson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fergusson misses the jab.
Drunkizkus needs to keep his hands up - Fergusson had a free shot at his head there.#T1#
Fergusson takes a swing at Drunkizkus's ribcage but misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Drunkizkus misses the target.
Fergusson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Fergusson misses with a body shot
and Drunkizkus counters with a straight right hand.
Fergusson lands with a shot to the body.
Fergusson misses with a jab to the body
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand.
Fergusson wants to clinch.
Fergusson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fergusson throws a hook but Drunkizkus avoids it easily.#T2#
Fergusson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Drunkizkus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A swing and a miss from Fergusson.
It looked like Drunkizkus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fergusson lunges at Drunkizkus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Drunkizkus's hand.
Fergusson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Drunkizkus has time to react.
Drunkizkus is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Fergusson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Drunkizkus.
Fergusson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Drunkizkus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fergusson circles away quickly and effectively.
Drunkizkus ducks under a wild hook from Fergusson.
Drunkizkus looks to land a right hand but Fergusson moved out of range.
Drunkizkus looks to land a right hand but Fergusson moved out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fergusson! But no joy.
Drunkizkus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fergusson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throwing a counter right hand but Fergusson manages to avoid it.#T3#
Fergusson lands an overhand right.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Drunkizkus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Drunkizkus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus lands with a left to the head.
Drunkizkus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fergusson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fergusson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fergusson misses with a body punch.
Drunkizkus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike.
Fergusson swings wildly with an uppercut but Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunkizkus gets through Fergusson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Fergusson throws a punch but it's blocked by Drunkizkus. #T4#
Drunkizkus tries to break free but Fergusson pushes him back against the cage.
Fergusson throws a punch but it's blocked by Drunkizkus.
A bit of stalling here from Drunkizkus.
Fergusson misses with some punches. #BC#
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fergusson throws an overhand right that lands on Drunkizkus's shoulder, as Drunkizkus tries to avoid the shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Fergusson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fergusson takes one to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus lands a body shot.
Fergusson scores with a body shot.
Fergusson is looking to clinch but Drunkizkus is avoiding it.
Drunkizkus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Fergusson's ribcage but misses.
Fergusson throws the left hand but Drunkizkus avoids the punch easily.
Fergusson throws a big shot that misses.
Drunkizkus is looking to counter punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Fergusson dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Good standup being displayed there by Fergusson as he connects with a hook.
Drunkizkus scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #CL2#
Fergusson has managed to clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Drunkizkus.
Fergusson working aggressively here.
Drunkizkus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Drunkizkus misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Fergusson. #BC#
Drunkizkus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fergusson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Drunkizkus with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fergusson scores with a body shot.
Edward Fergusson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fergusson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Drunkizkus counters with a crisp right that sends Fergusson to the canvas! Drunkizkus follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pope Drunkizkus!
During a confident post fight interview, Pope Drunkizkus thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: NJMMA #50 Prelims     
Date:   Mar 31, 2018
#R1#
Drunkizkus throws a jab but it's blocked by Bailley.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut
and Bailley counters with a straight right hand.
Drunkizkus misses the jab.
Bailley throws a shot to the body.
Bailley on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bailley, as that shot connected.
Bailley misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bailley avoids the body shot from Drunkizkus.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Bailley does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Drunkizkus takes one on the button.
Drunkizkus throws a jab but it's blocked by Bailley.
Nice body punch from Bailley.
Bailley has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Drunkizkus swings for the body but Bailley moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Bailley - just one landing.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook. Bailley ducked under it nicely.
Nice body kick from Bailley.
Drunkizkus throws an off balance right hand
and Bailley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Drunkizkus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bailley.
Drunkizkus throws a big counter combination but Bailley scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#T2#
Drunkizkus checks the leg kick.
Bailley swings widly with a right hand
and Drunkizkus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Drunkizkus just misses with a punch to the body.
Bailley looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Drunkizkus misses with a combination
and Bailley counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Drunkizkus scores with a three punch combo!
Bailley scores with a push kick.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut
and Bailley counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. #T3#
Drunkizkus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bailley with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Drunkizkus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Bailley blocks it.
Drunkizkus smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A big right from Drunkizkus misses.
Bailley swings widly with a right hand
and Drunkizkus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Drunkizkus throws a jab when Bailley was well out of range.#T4#
Bailley throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Drunkizkus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bailley.
Drunkizkus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bailley. That one must have hurt.
Bailley throws a body shot but no joy.
Drunkizkus avoids a kick to the body.
Drunkizkus misses with a double jab.
A nice combination there by Drunkizkus.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bailley throws a lazy right hand but Drunkizkus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunkizkus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bailley.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Marco Bailley will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Drunkizkus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bailley moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Drunkizkus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Drunkizkus throws a body shot but no joy.
Bailley fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Drunkizkus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bailley throws a lazy body kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a stiff right hand.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bailley showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drunkizkus. #T1#
A big left from Drunkizkus misses.
Drunkizkus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bailley scores with a jab to the head.
A big left from Bailley misses.
Drunkizkus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bailley.
Drunkizkus with a nice cross.
Bailley throws a hook but Drunkizkus blocks it.
Pope Drunkizkus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bailley takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Marco Bailley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Drunkizkus moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bailley tried to score with a low kick but Drunkizkus checks it.
Drunkizkus lands a glancing blow to the side of Bailley's head.
Drunkizkus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bailley.
Drunkizkus loads up on a big right hand but Bailley slips the punch.
Bailley fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Drunkizkus on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drunkizkus misses with a hook
and Bailley counters with a stiff right hand.
Bailley slips a straight right by Drunkizkus.#T3#
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
Bailley connects with a single shot there.
Bailley throws a body shot but no joy.
Bailley fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Drunkizkus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Drunkizkus lands with a cross.
Bailley jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Marco Bailley seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bailley uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Bailley was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Drunkizkus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#T4#
Drunkizkus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bailley manages to avoid it.
Bailley now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Drunkizkus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bailley scores with a decent looking hook.
Bailley connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bailley darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Some bone on bone action there as Drunkizkus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bailley, right into the meat.
Bailley missing with a left hand there. Drunkizkus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook. Bailley ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marco Bailley showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Bailley throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a three punch combo that has Bailley backing up. Bailley nods at Drunkizkus to acknowledge the strikes.
Drunkizkus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a body punch but Bailley moves out of range.
A lazy left from Bailley finds it's target.
Drunkizkus loads up on a big right hand but Bailley slips the punch.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bailley lands with a cross.
Drunkizkus throws a poor cross that misses
and Bailley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Drunkizkus misses with a double jab. #T1#
Drunkizkus throws a body punch but Bailley moves out of range.
A jab from Bailley misses.
Bailley looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bailley works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A clash of legs there as Drunkizkus blocks the low kick.
A slow jab from Bailley misses its intended target.
Drunkizkus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bailley.
Bailley fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T2#
Bailley gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bailley throws a big shot that misses.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot.
Bailley throws a right hand that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bailley throws a lazy right hand but Drunkizkus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bailley keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drunkizkus.
Bailley drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bailley looks to land a body kick but Drunkizkus moved away.#T3#
Drunkizkus throws a lazy right hand but Bailley sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunkizkus looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bailley connects with a good right hand that stumbles Drunkizkus. Drunkizkus circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bailley slips under a jab from Drunkizkus.
Bailley only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Good exchange - Bailley coming out on top.
The fighters circling - Drunkizkus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Bailley's ribcage but misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bailley darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bailley misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Drunkizkus.
The fighters circle momentarily. Drunkizkus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#T4#
Drunkizkus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bailley replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Drunkizkus blocks it well.
Drunkizkus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bailley moves into range and connects with a jab.
Drunkizkus moves out of range as Bailley strikes.
Bailley buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut.
Drunkizkus swings widly with a right hand
and Bailley counters with a straight right hand.
Pope Drunkizkus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bailley lands an overhand right.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Marco Bailley.
Well Bailley has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 28:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Marco Bailley!

A very excited looking Marco Bailley made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Pope Drunkizkus was interviewed post fight and said 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 9     
Date:   Mar 04, 2018
#R1#
Kristus misses with a body shot
and Phoenix counters with a nice uppercut.
Kristus connects with a single shot there.
Kristus throws a jab when Phoenix was well out of range.
Kristus lands with a straight right. Phoenix didn't see that one coming.
Kristus misses with a two punch combination.
Phoenix lands with a good body shot.
Kristus misses with a wild body shot.
Blake Phoenix seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Phoenix misses with an uppercut
and Kristus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Donk. Phoenix catches Kristus right on the button with a cross.#CL#
Phoenix gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Phoenix lands with a left to the head.
Phoenix throws a punch but it's blocked by Kristus.
Phoenix lands a left hand.
Kristus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kristus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Phoenix swings wildly with an uppercut but Kristus uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Phoenix misses with a body punch.
Phoenix lands a hook that snaps the head of Kristus backwards.
Kristus stalling the fight.
Kristus is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Kristus receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Phoenix lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kristus tries to work over Phoenix's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kristus misses with a punch on the inside.
Phoenix scores with a shoulder strike.
Kristus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kristus.
Kristus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kristus is trying to maintain a safe position but Phoenix gets an underhook and turns Kristus into the cage.
Kristus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Phoenix has him pressed against the cage.
Kristus working aggressively here.
Phoenix lands a left hand.
Phoenix misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Phoenix - that landed with a thud.
Phoenix has a couple of punches blocked by Kristus.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Phoenix. #T2#
Kristus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Phoenix.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Phoenix lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kristus backwards.
Phoenix keeps control of Kristus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Phoenix fails to land.
Kristus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Phoenix works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Phoenix lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Phoenix lands an uppercut.
Phoenix lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kristus backwards.
Phoenix gets through Kristus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Phoenix fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kristus blocking some punches.
Phoenix tries to throw a body punch but Kristus avoids it by throwing Phoenix back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kristus.
Phoenix tries to work over Kristus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kristus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Phoenix has a couple of punches blocked by Kristus.
A short right from Phoenix on the inside.
Kristus swings wildly with an uppercut but Phoenix uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Phoenix misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kristus blocks an uppercut.
Phoenix tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Phoenix.
A shot in the inside from Kristus.
Kristus lands with a left to the head.
Phoenix dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Kristus is trying to break the clinch but Phoenix has him pressed against the cage.
Kristus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kristus can't find room to land a body shot as Phoenix controls the action.
Kristus working hard to break the clinch.
Kristus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Phoenixs head.
Kristus misses with the head strike.
Phoenix working aggressively here.
Phoenix works on Kristus's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kristus.
Still in the clinch, Phoenix scores with a nice short uppercut.
Phoenix lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kristus backwards. #T4#
Kristus swings wildly with an uppercut but Phoenix uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kristus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Phoenix blocking some punches.
Phoenix lands a shoulder strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Still in the clinch, Kristus scores with a nice short uppercut.
Phoenix lands a hook that snaps the head of Kristus backwards.
Still in the clinch, Phoenix scores with a nice short uppercut.
Phoenix working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Phoenix.
Phoenix misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kristus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kristus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phoenix lands with a left to the head.
Kristus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Phoenix lands a body shot.
Kristus looking to stall.
A nice left hand lands by Phoenix.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kristus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blake Phoenix dominated that round.
That's time! Phoenix's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Phoenix defending well as Kristus loads up on a big left hand.
Phoenix lands a jab to the nose.
Phoenix throws a lazy right hand but Kristus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kristus lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Kristus on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kristus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kristus ducks under a wild hook from Phoenix.
Kristus lands a nice shot to the body. #CL#
Phoenix gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Phoenix lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kristus backwards.
Phoenix throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kristuss head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Phoenix scores with a hook to the body.
Kristus lands a right hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Phoenix.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kristus throws a punch but it's blocked by Phoenix.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kristus.
Phoenix lands a hook that snaps the head of Kristus backwards. #T1#
Phoenix makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kristus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Phoenix working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Phoenix is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kristus can do to turn this around?
Phoenix throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Phoenix lands a left hand.
Phoenix has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Phoenix blocks an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Phoenix as the two fighters clinch.
Phoenix lands an uppercut.
Kristus lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Phoenix.
Phoenix scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kristus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phoenix blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Phoenix.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Phoenix working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kristus blocking some punches.
Blake Phoenix has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kristus is looking to control Phoenix's arms but Phoenix gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kristus has his back to the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Phoenix.
Kristus is trying to maintain a safe position but Phoenix gets an underhook and turns Kristus into the cage.
Phoenix blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T2#
Kristus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short body shot lands from Phoenix as the two fighters clinch.
Kristus is breathing heavily.
A short left from Phoenix.
Kristus tries to stall but Phoenix uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Phoenix lands with a short shot to the head.
Kristus lands a nice shot to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Phoenix.
Phoenix working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Phoenix lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Phoenix gets through Kristus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#ROC#
Kristus is rocked!
Kristus misses with a punch to the body.
Phoenix working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kristus is still on wobbly legs! Can Phoenix finish him?
Kristus looking to slow down the pace here.
Kristus looking to stall.
Kristus seems to have recovered his senses.
Phoenix scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Phoenix digs a right hand underneath Kristus's ribcage. Kristus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kristus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Phoenix. #T3#
Phoenix digs a right hand underneath Kristus's ribcage. Kristus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Phoenix throws a punch but it's blocked by Kristus.
Kristus is leaning against Phoenix and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Phoenix works on Kristus's body with a couple of short punches.
Kristus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice left hand lands by Phoenix.
Kristus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Phoenix keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Kristus's efforts to push away.
Phoenix pushes Kristus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Phoenix takes a shot to the head.
Kristus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kristus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kristus lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Phoenix.
Phoenix makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kristus can't find room to land a body shot as Phoenix controls the action.
Kristus misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Phoenix working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
Phoenix lands a right hand.
Kristus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Phoenix lands with a short shot to the head.
Kristus swings wildly with an uppercut but Phoenix uses good head movement to avoid it.
Phoenix misses with some punches.
Phoenix lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kristus.
Phoenix stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Phoenix lands a hook to the side of the head.#KD#
Phoenix drops Kristus onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Kristus is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Phoenix creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Kristus with a big uppercut! Kristus tries to clinch up but Phoenix pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Kristus to the mat! Kristus covers up and Phoenix unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Blake Phoenix!
Our winner, Blake Phoenix, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Anti Kristus was interviewed post fight and said 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 8     
Date:   Feb 18, 2018
#R1#
Kristus jabs Fight Ii right on the nose. Fight Ii blinks but takes it well.
Kristus scores with a jab to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kristus moves out of range as Fight Ii strikes.
Kristus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fight Ii looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fight Ii has been working on his boxing with his coaches at WildBoar's Pig Pen (Strength and Conditioning) $40 in the buildup to the fight.
Kristus misses with an uppercut.
Fight Ii throws an overhand right that lands on Kristus's shoulder, as Kristus tries to avoid the shot.
Kristus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kristus ducks right into an uppercut from Fight Ii.
Fight Ii misses with an uppercut.
Kristus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fight Ii doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kristus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fight Ii sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fight Ii swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kristus misses with the combination.
Kristus connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kristus moves out of range of the strikes.
Kristus misses with a hook. Fight Ii ducked under it nicely.
Fight Ii throws a leg kick that misses.
Kristus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Kristus has knocked Fight Ii down with a huge combo! Kristus steps away and waves a wobbly Fight Ii back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Fight Ii is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Dana Fight Ii has been cut.
Kristus lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Fight Ii out cold! Fight Ii is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Anti Kristus!
A very excited looking Anti Kristus made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 7     
Date:   Feb 04, 2018
#R1#
Kristus throws an overhand right that lands on Mark's shoulder, as Mark tries to avoid the shot.
Mark throws a counter combo.
Anti Kristus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mark misses with a straight left.
Mark cracks Kristus with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nice shot lands for Mark.
Mark misses with a hook.
A jab from Mark misses.
Kristus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kristus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mark throws a series of punches but Kristus moves out of range.
It looked like Kristus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Kristus misses the jab.
A jab lands there for Mark.
Kristus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mark moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mark ducks under a wild hook from Kristus.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mark misses with a hook. Kristus ducked under it nicely.
Mark just misses with a punch to the body.
Kristus misses the shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slow jab from Kristus misses its intended target.
Mark looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice defenses there by Kristus.
Kristus swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Mark showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kristus.
Mark lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T1#
Kristus slips under a jab.
Kristus throwing a counter right hand but Mark manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for Mark. That snapped Kristus's head back.
Kristus misses with a hook.
A combination from Mark does no damage.
Kristus has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kristus there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kristus throws a hook to the side of Mark's head but Mark sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kristus scores with a hook to the body. Mark takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mark looks to land a combination but Kristus avoids it well.
Mark gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kristus.#CUT#
It looks like Marky Mark has been cut.
Mark steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kristus.
Mark staying out of range there.
Kristus takes a swing at Mark's ribcage but misses.
Kristus is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Mark's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Mark rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kristus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mark throws a hook but Kristus blocks it.
Mark is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kristus takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mark scores with a body shot.
A slow jab from Mark misses its intended target.
Mark misses with a hook. Kristus ducked under it nicely.
Kristus takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mark shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T2#
Kristus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mark stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kristus throws a big shot that misses.
Mark takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kristus swings and misses with a hook to the body. #KD#
Kristus drops Mark with a beautiful combination! Mark stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Kristus is looking for the KO!#ROC#
Mark is rocked!
Mark is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kristus had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Mark connects with a single shot there.
Mark is still on wobbly legs! Can Kristus finish him?
Kristus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mark displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kristus throws out the jab.
Mark doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mark seems to have recovered his senses.
Mark has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kristus finds it's way round the side to connect with Mark's head.
Kristus throws an overhand right that lands on Mark's shoulder, as Mark tries to avoid the shot.
Mark appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Mark ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kristus moves away.
Mark staying out of range there.
Mark misses with a body shot.
Kristus throws a right hand that Mark ducks under and follows up with a left that Mark also avoids with ease.
A swing and a miss from Kristus.
Kristus scores with a hook.
Kristus is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mark uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kristus.#T3#
Mark connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kristus throws out a loose jab but Mark uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mark slips under a jab from Kristus.
Kristus tries to move into range but Mark moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mark scores with a nice right hand.
Mark misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kristus.
Kristus misses with a body shot.
Mark lands a body shot.
Mark keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kristus slips under a jab from Mark.
Kristus swinging wildly here.
Kristus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mark throws out the jab.
Kristus moves away from the strike by Mark.
A big right from Mark misses.
Mark with a nice cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mark misses the jab.
The fighters circling - Mark throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kristus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T4#
Kristus throws a body shot but no joy.
Kristus throws a right and a left that Mark avoids nicely.
Kristus throws a body shot but no joy.
Mark rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kristus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A punch combination from Mark misses. #KD#
Kristus lands a left and a right that send Mark crashing to the mat, dazed. Kristus thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#CUT#
That has opened up Marky Mark's cut even more.
Kristus stuns Mark with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kristus looks to throw the jab but Mark is out of range.
Mark moves out of range of the strikes.
Mark throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Kristus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kristus throws a hook but Mark avoids it easily.
Mark scores with a nice strike.
Kristus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kristus throws a poor cross that misses
and Mark counters with a stiff right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kristus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kristus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mark manages to avoid it.
Mark swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kristus.
Donk. Kristus catches Mark right on the button with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Anti Kristus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Marky Mark's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Kristus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Marky Mark has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A big right from Kristus misses.
Mark lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Kristus throws a shot from downtown. Mark moves away and avoids it.
Kristus throws a series of punches but Mark avoids them all with ease.
Kristus takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kristus missing with a left hand there. Mark was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kristus misses with a straight right.
A swing and a miss from Kristus.
Kristus loads up on a big right hand but Mark slips the punch.
Kristus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mark.
Anti Kristus is winning the standup battle so far.
Kristus throws the left hand but Mark avoids the punch easily.
Nice defenses there by Mark.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kristus moves out of range as Mark strikes.
Mark misses with a straight left.
Mark has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Mark lunges at Kristus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kristus's hand.
Kristus fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Mark on the side of the head.
Kristus misses with a looping right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mark scores with a jab to the head.
Kristus throws a hook to the side of Mark's head but Mark sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T1#
Kristus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Mark closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Mark fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kristus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mark moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Mark is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Mark slips under a jab from Kristus.
A countering left hand to the body from Mark misses.
Mark takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Mark with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kristus to score with a decent uppercut.
Kristus ducks under a wild hook from Mark.
Kristus misses with a double jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mark fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mark throws a shot from downtown. Kristus moves away and avoids it.
A telegraphed right hand from Kristus misses the target.
Jab from Mark.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kristus. Mark does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mark scores with a three punch combo!
Mark throws a hook but Kristus blocks it.
Mark shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Anti Kristus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T2#
Mark lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #ROC2#
Kristus is rocked!
A big left from Kristus misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mark! But no joy.
Oh Kristus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kristus misses with a double jab
and Mark counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kristus thinking.
Kristus seems to have got his legs back now.
Kristus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mark.
As Kristus backs off Mark throws a huge counter combo but Kristus manages to avoid it all.
Jab, jab by Mark - just one landing.
Kristus lands the left hand.#CUT#
The cut above Marky Mark's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Mark smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kristus throws a body punch but Mark moves out of range.
Kristus misses with an uppercut. Mark saw that one coming.
Kristus takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mark throws a monster overhand right that drops Kristus! Mark follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marky Mark!
A less than humble Marky Mark misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Anti Kristus spoke after the fight, saying 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 6     
Date:   Jan 21, 2018
#R1#
Kristus throws a series of punches but Skull moves out of range.
Skull tried to score with a low kick but Kristus checks it.
Skull with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kristus to score with a decent uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Mr Skull has been cut.
Kristus scores with a one two! Skull had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Kristus thuds his right hand into Skull's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kristus looks to throw the jab but Skull is out of range.
Kristus throws a series of punches but Skull moves out of range.
Kristus throws a jab when Skull was well out of range.
Anti Kristus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skull takes one to the chin there.
Kristus thuds a left hand into Skull's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kristus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Skulls jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kristus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Kristus scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kristus lands with a right and another and another! Skull is in big trouble! Kristus lands again and this time it's lights out for Skull! A quality knockout there for Kristus.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Anti Kristus!
Anti Kristus seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Mr Skull was interviewed post fight and said 'Merry Christmas mother fucks!'.

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 4     
Date:   Dec 24, 2017
#R1#
Kristus scores with a hook.#CUT#
It looks like Timmy Timmy has been cut.
Sloppy strikes from Kristus. Those never looked like landing.
Kristus sets himself, and Timmy steps forward looking for the clinch! Kristus avoids it this time.
Nice uppercut there from Kristus.
Kristus throws a series of punches but Timmy moves out of range.
Kristus scores with a hook to the body. Timmy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #CL2#
Timmy moves into the clinch.
Kristus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kristus.
Timmy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Timmy throws an elbow but it misses.
Timmy lands an elbow inside that Kristus shrugs off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Timmy pushes off an throws an elbow but Kristus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Kristus avoids the elbow strike from Timmy, against the cage.
Kristus dodges an elbow strike from Timmy.
Kristus tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Timmy smiles and moves away.
Timmy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Timmy looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#CL2#
Timmy rushes Kristus and presses him up against the cage.#T1#
A head punch on the inside from Kristus fails to land.
Timmy misses with an elbow over the top.
Kristus can't break the clinch.
Timmy pushes off an throws an elbow but Kristus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Timmy throws an elbow but misses.
Timmy misses with an elbow over the top.
Timmy misses with an elbow over the top.
Timmy pushes off an throws an elbow but Kristus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Timmy throws an elbow but it misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Timmy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kristus's brow.
Kristus struggles to land a body shot inside as Timmy controls his hands.
Timmy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kristus lands a shot to the body.
Kristus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kristus is trying to pull guard but Timmy turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Kristus wants to get back to striking at distance but Timmy won't allow it.
Timmy prevents a body shot from Kristus.
Kristus misses with the head strike.
Kristus misses with the head strike. #T2#
Timmy throws an elbow but it misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kristus.
Kristus fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Kristus definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anti Kristus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Timmy lands a nice elbow.
Timmy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kristus.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kristus misses with a punch to the body.
Kristus is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Timmy to keep the fight standing.
Kristus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kristus is trying to break the clinch but Timmy has him pressed against the cage.
Timmy lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT2#
It looks like Anti Kristus has been cut.
Kristus is looking to break free of the clinch but Timmy has double underhooks.
Kristus blocks an elbow strike from Timmy.
Kristus is leaning against Timmy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kristus blocks an elbow strike from Timmy.
Kristus avoids a wild elbow strike from Timmy.
Kristus avoids a wild elbow strike from Timmy.
Timmy prevents Kristus from breaking the clinch.#T3#
Timmy takes a shot to the head.
Kristus is trying to pull guard but Timmy has him pressed against the cage.#TD#
Kristus pulls guard successfully.
Timmy postures up.
Timmy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Kristus is trying to hold Timmy in close to prevent damage but Timmy has managed to pass into half guard.
Kristus wants to control but Timmy is keeping busy.
Kristus is trying to stand back up but Timmy is controlling him #T4##SUB#
Kristus looking for a kimura from the bottom but Timmy passes into side control!
Kristus is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Timmy is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Kristus tries to improve his position but instead Timmy has taken his back!
Timmy biding his time, controlling Kristus.
Kristus tries to escape but Timmy has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Timmy Timmy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##CL2#
Timmy closes the distance and clinches.
Kristus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Timmy backwards.
Kristus tries to pull guard but Timmy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Timmy looking to throw knees to the head but Kristus is blocking nicely.
Kristus jumps guard but Timmy stands there with Kristus around his waist. Kristus gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kristus.
Kristus jumps guard but Timmy turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anti Kristus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Timmy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Timmy lands an elbow inside that Kristus shrugs off.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Timmy in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Timmy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kristus's brow.
Kristus tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Timmy smiles and moves away. #CL2#
Timmy rushes Kristus and presses him up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kristus.
Kristus tries to pull guard but Timmy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kristus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kristus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
Kristus misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD#
Kristus pulls guard.
Kristus can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Timmy controls the pace.
Kristus can't keep his opponent in guard - Timmy advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Kristus trying to control from the bottom.
Kristus wants to get back to his feet.#T2##SUB#
Kristus is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Timmy pulls his head out easily.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
The referee calls for the fighters to work. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Kristus lunges at Timmy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Timmy's hand.
Kristus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kristus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Anti Kristus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#CL2#
Kristus gets tackled into the cage by Timmy. Timmy maintains the clinch.
Kristus takes an elbow to the forehead.
Timmy lands a nice elbow.
Kristus fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Kristus has had enough of the clinch but Timmy keeps him there for the moment.
Kristus blocks an elbow strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kristus avoids the elbow strike from Timmy, against the cage.
Kristus tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Timmy smiles and moves away. #T3#
Kristus thuds his right hand into Timmy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kristus lands the left hand.#KD#
Kristus lands a left and a right that send Timmy crashing to the mat, dazed. Kristus thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Timmy is rocked!
Timmy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Timmy is still on wobbly legs! Can Kristus finish him?
Kristus lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Timmy falls backwards - clearly groggy! Kristus dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anti Kristus!
A victorious Anti Kristus thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Timmy Timmy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Livin' a lie!'.

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 3     
Date:   Dec 10, 2017
#R1#
Spezziale throws a series of punches but Kristus moves out of range.
Spezziale moves out of range of the strikes.
It seemed like Spezziale was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kristus catches Spezziale with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spezziale throws out a loose jab but Kristus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spezziale bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Spezziale uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kristus.
A telegraphed right hand from Kristus misses the target.
Nice straight punches there by Spezziale. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Spezziale.
A punch lands to the side of Kristus 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Spezziale slips a jab and a cross from Kristus.
Spezziale throws out a counter right but Kristus avoids it with no problem.
Kristus ducks under a wild hook from Spezziale.
Kristus's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Kristus duly obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kristus throws a lazy uppercut
and Spezziale counters with a stiff right hand.
Spezziale fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kristus manages to avoid it.
Spezziale has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Spezziale clobbers Kristus with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Spezziale has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spezziale darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kristus walks into a stiff left hand from Spezziale.
Kristus avoids the body shot from Spezziale.
Kristus pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T1#
Kristus looks to land a left hand but Spezziale moved out of range nicely.
Spezziale swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Spezziale scores with a decent looking hook.
Kristus slips under a jab.
Spezziale ducks under a wild hook from Kristus.
Kristus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It seemed like Spezziale was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kristus darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Spezziale ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kristus moves away.
Nice cross by Spezziale.
Kristus looks to throw the jab but Spezziale is out of range.
Spezziale takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kristus lands a nice shot that snaps Spezziale's head back. #ROC#
Spezziale is rocked!
Spezziale steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kristus.
Spezziale is still on wobbly legs! Can Kristus finish him?
Kristus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Spezziale slips under a jab.
Spezziale doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kristus misses with a series of wild punches.
Spezziale seems to have recovered his senses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spezziale loads up on a big right hand but Kristus slips the punch.
Spezziale staying out of range there.
Kristus throws a lazy uppercut
and Spezziale counters with a stiff right hand.
Kristus throws a hook but Spezziale blocks it.#T2#
Kristus walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#ROC2#
Kristus is rocked!
Kristus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spezziale fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kristus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spezziale.
Kristus is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Spezziale's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Kristus throws a right and a left that Spezziale avoids nicely.
Spezziale will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kristus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kristus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spezziale.
Spezziale has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Spezziale there as he acknowledges the shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Kristus misses the target.
Pablo Spezziale seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kristus misses the shot to the body.
Spezziale is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Kristus scores with a punch to the head.
Spezziale lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Spezziale.
Kristus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kristus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kristus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spezziale. #T3#
A right-left combo lands from Spezziale.
Oh Kristus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spezziale lands a jab to Kristus's midsection.
Kristus is breathing heavily.
Spezziale steps in with a hook that catches Kristus right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Spezziale follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Kristus looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pablo Spezziale!
A very excited looking Pablo Spezziale made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Anti Kristus had this to say: 'WHERE'S THE BOOZE, GODDAMMIT!?!'.

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 2     
Date:   Nov 26, 2017
#R1#
Kristus throws a right hand that misses
and Brophy counters with a nice uppercut.
Brophy takes one on the button.
Brophy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kristus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brophy.
Kristus fails to land with a series of punches.
A big right from Kristus misses.
Kristus throws a hook but Brophy blocks it.
Nice straight punches there by Kristus. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kristus.#CUT2#
It looks like Grant Brophy has been cut.
Brophy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Kristus throws an off balance right hand
and Brophy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kristus throws out a loose jab but Brophy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brophy is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Kristus looks to throw the jab but Brophy is out of range.
Kristus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kristus unleashes a big counter combination but Brophy bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brophy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kristus lands a jab to the nose.#T1#
Kristus misses with a combination
and Brophy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brophy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kristus misses with a hook. Brophy ducked under it nicely.
As Kristus looks to move away, Brophy throws a big counter combo but Kristus just gets out of the way.
Kristus swings widly with a right hand
and Brophy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kristus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Brophy misses with a double jab
and Kristus counters with a stiff right hand.
Kristus throws a poor cross that misses
and Brophy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Anti Kristus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kristus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Brophy takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #CUT2#
Grant Brophy's cut is getting worse.
Brophy misses with a few strikes there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kristus misses with an uppercut
and Brophy counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T2#
Brophy slips under a jab from Kristus.
Kristus misses with an uppercut
enabling Brophy to counter with a crisp jab. #KD2#
Kristus cracks Brophy with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Kristus has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Brophy to stand back up!#ROC2#
Brophy is rocked!
Brophy loses concentration momentarily and Kristus pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Brophy crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Kristus finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Anti Kristus!
An out of breath and clearly excited Anti Kristus thanked KAISER Nutrition - Q160 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: NYFN Legends Tournament r. 1     
Date:   Nov 12, 2017
#R1#
Kristus Jr throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #TD2#
and Stevenson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Stevenson connects with a couple of short punches.
Stevenson distracts Kristus Jr with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Stevenson chips away with some ground and pound.
Kristus Jr working a defensive guard here.
Stevenson scoring with punches to the head and body.
Stevenson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Stevenson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kristus Jr is keeping the position for now.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Stevenson working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
Stevenson is in close to Kristus Jr's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Stevenson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Stevenson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB#
Kristus Jr had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Stevenson defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stevenson throwing strikes but missing. #T1#
Stevenson landing with the ground and pound.
Stevenson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stevenson is in close to Kristus Jr's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Stevenson scoring with some ground and pound.
Stevenson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kristus Jr's head.
Stevenson postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Stevenson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Stevenson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Stevenson works over Kristus Jr with some ground and pound from guard.#T2#
Stevenson stands up over Kristus Jr, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Stevenson is in close to Kristus Jr's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Kristus Jr utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Stevenson scoring with some ground and pound.
Stevenson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kristus Jr's guard.
Stevenson working Kristus Jr over with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kristus Jr is trying to stand up here but Stevenson is controlling him well.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Nice strikes from Stevenson there.
Stevenson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Kristus Jr is trying to get back to full guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Stevenson connects with a nice short shot to Kristus Jr's temple. #ROC2#
Kristus Jr is rocked!
Stevenson winds up and cracks Kristus Jr with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Oh Kristus Jr is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stevenson drops an elbow to the side of Kristus Jr's head.
Stevenson scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T3#
Stevenson is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Kristus Jr reverses the position - he's now on top in Stevenson's guard.
Stevenson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Stevenson wants to hit a switch here but Kristus Jr passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Stevenson there!
Stevenson is trying desperately to improve position.
Kristus Jr seems to have got his legs back now.
Stevenson is still trying to improve position.
Stevenson keeps trying to improve his position.#T4#
Stevenson sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Stevenson tries to get to full guard but Kristus Jr has control of the leg.
Stevenson moves into full guard.
Stevenson wants to sweep here but Kristus Jr controlling him for the moment.
Stevenson will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bear Stevenson dominated that round.
That's time! Kristus Jr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Kristus Jr jabs at Stevenson's body.
Kristus Jr will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kristus Jr moves out of range as Stevenson strikes.
Kristus Jr paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#CUT#
It looks like Bear Stevenson has been cut.
Stevenson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kristus Jr.
Stevenson misses the shot to the body.
Stevenson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kristus Jr.
Kristus Jr cracks Stevenson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Stevenson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kristus Jr lands a body shot.
Kristus Jr takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Stevenson throws a hook but Kristus Jr avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kristus Jr changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Good shot there by Kristus Jr.#T1#
Kristus Jr scores with a hook.
Kristus Jr tests Stevenson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kristus Jr cracks a nice hook into Stevenson's ribs.
Stevenson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kristus Jr keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Stevenson walks into a stiff left hand from Kristus Jr.
Stevenson walks into a left hand.
Anti Kristus Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kristus Jr works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kristus Jr stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#ROC#
Stevenson is rocked!#CUT#
That has opened up Bear Stevenson's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stevenson misses with a straight right.
Stevenson misses with a looping right.
Kristus Jr scores with a shot to the body. #T2#
Kristus Jr throws a combination. Stevenson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Kristus Jr drops Stevenson with a huge uppercut! Stevenson drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Kristus Jr is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anti Kristus Jr!
An out of breath and clearly excited Anti Kristus Jr thanked KAISER Nutrition - Q160 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

 
 
 
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