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Event:
RISE 114 Gusmao v Tiger 4
Date: Nov 15, 2019 |
#R1#
Loco shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#TD#
Bastard shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Loco's guard.
Bastard is looking to work some ground and pound but Loco has wrist control.#SUB2#
Loco working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bastard doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bastard manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Loco is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bastard defends well.
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bastard cracks Loco with a solid left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard tries to free his leg and advance position but Loco is retaining full guard.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Loco has control of Bastard's left arm, preventing Bastard from doing any damage.
Bastard scoring with punches to the head and body. #T1#
Loco is controlling Bastard's posture.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard with a nice head shot there.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Loco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loco pulls Bastard in close to his closed guard and prevents Bastard from doing any damage or advancing position.
Bastard working some strikes from top position.
Bastard throws a big right hand that misses.
Our spies down at at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes inform us that Loco has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Loco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loco looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
Bastard landing with the ground and pound. #T2#
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SUB2#
Loco is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bastard is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
Loco escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bastard gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bastard content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Loco keeps moving.
Loco pulls Bastard in close to prevent any damage.
Bastard lands a couple of elbows.
Loco manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bastard manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Bastard is trying to control the position but Loco postures up. #T3#
Bastard wants to stand and escape but Loco is having none of it.
Bastard trying to keep a closed guard but Loco is proving a slippery customer.
Loco is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard wants to stand and escape but Loco is having none of it.
Bastard looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Loco is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bastard looking for a sweep. Not yet Bastard, not yet. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Loco controls from within his opponent's guard.
Bastard controls Loco momentarily but Loco frees himself.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Loco misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mono Loco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Loco misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Grumpy Bastard dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##TD2#
Loco gets a takedown into half guard.
Bastard has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Loco is working away from the top position though.
Grumpy Bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bastard wants to stand back up but Loco manages to pass into side control.
Bastard is letting Loco control him for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard is looking for a sweep.#T1##SUB2#
Loco tries for a kimura but Bastard is defending well.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Loco controlling from side mount.
Bastard tries to buck Loco off but Loco is having none of it.
Bastard struggling a bit here.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bastard is trying to escape the position but Loco is controlling the position.
Loco is continuing to stall.
You can see the frustration on Bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB2#
Loco thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
You can see the frustration on Bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T3#
Bastard is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Bastard is looking to reverse the position.
Bastard is trying to control Loco's posture but Loco avoids it. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD2#
Loco throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Bastard tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Loco is in Bastard's guard.
Bastard has his hands on Loco's head, controlling the position.
Bastard is trying to control the position but Loco postures up. #T4#
Loco sitting in guard here, content to control.
Bastard working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Loco. #SUB2#
Loco has gone for a leg lock! Bastard slips out almost immediately though and dives into Loco's guard.#REVR#
Loco working a defensive guard here.
Bastard trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Loco bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bastard's guard. #REVB#
Loco is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mono Loco showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Loco closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Loco perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Loco trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Loco not doing much here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard tries to get to full guard but Loco has control of the leg.
Loco wants to control but Bastard is keeping him busy. #T1#
Bastard wants to control but Loco is keeping busy.
Bastard makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bastard.
Loco trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Loco postures up in Bastard's guard and throws a big left but Bastard blocks it.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#SUB2#
Loco thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Bastard is trying to control the position from the bottom.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
#TD2#
and Loco decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bastard's guard.
Bastard working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Loco. #SUB#
Bastard looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Loco preventing the sweep.
Loco slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Bastard looking to control.
#SUB2#
Loco drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Bastard manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Loco has Bastard in his guard.#REVR##T3##SUB2#
Loco working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bastard doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bastard manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Bastard is in close to Loco's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Loco working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bastard.
Bastard throws a big elbow that misses.
Loco controls Bastard momentarily but Bastard frees himself.
Bastard lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bastard distracts Loco with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Loco wants to sweep but no luck.
Bastard loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #T4#
Loco trying to keep a closed guard but Bastard is proving a slippery customer.
Bastard lands a couple of digs.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard scoring with some ground and pound.
Loco is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bastard distracts Loco with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Bastard being controlled here momentarily. #SUB2#
Loco looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that's the end of the fight!
Grumpy Bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bastard has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Grumpy Bastard!
Grumpy Bastard seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Event:
RISE 107 Kemp v Cruz Jr
Date: Oct 26, 2019 |
#R1#
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Camille explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bastard takes one on the button.
Camille digs a good body shot into Bastard's ribs.
Camille misses with an attempted mid kick.
Camille throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Camille.
Bastard tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A jab from Camille misses.
Camille throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Camille.
Camille stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Camille throws the left hand but Bastard avoids the punch easily.
Bastard slips a straight right by Camille.
And Bastard tries to counter it with a takedown but Camille pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Camille throws a leg kick but Bastard checks it.
Camille misses with a low kick as Bastard jumps back.
Camille misses the jab.
Bastard drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Camille defends it well.#T1#
Bastard changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Camille tries to avoid it but Bastard manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Camille to the ground. Camille escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Camille throws a nice inside leg kick.
Camille lands the left hand.
Bastard tries to close the distance and clinch up but Camille swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Camille looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard with the counter takedown but Camille avoids it easily.
Camille is looking to chop away at Bastard's legs.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Camille.
Camille lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bastard takes a step back to recover.
Camille misses with an uppercut.
Camille scores with a jab.
Nice body punch from Camille.
Bastard shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Camille but Camille pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Camille is looking for a counter combo.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Camille.
Bastard tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#T2#
Camille tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from Camille.
Camille is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
Leto Camille is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Camille shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Camille closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Camille is fending him off so far but Bastard persists. Nope, Camille circles away and we're back to standing.
Leto Camille has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Grumpy Bastard.
Bastard shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Camille pinned against the ropes. Camille gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Camille throwing a counter right hand but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Camille misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Donk. Camille catches Bastard right on the button with a cross.
Bastard shoots in looking for a takedown but Camille manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bastard's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Camille fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Camille connects with a high kick. #T3#
Camille throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD2#
and Bastard counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Camille!
Bastard scores with a couple of short elbows.
Bastard postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Camille manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Bastard trying to control from the bottom.
Bastard is trying to get back to full guard.
Bastard is pressing down on Camille's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Camille is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Camille knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bastard on the ground.#SUB2#
Bastard is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T4#
Bastard is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Camille controlling from the top position. #SUB2#
Bastard looking for a guillotine here but Camille defends easily.
Bastard managing to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Leto Camille dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Camille with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Camille throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Camille ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Danga de danga de dang - Camille scores with a four punch combination!
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Sloppy strikes from Camille. Those never looked like landing.
Camille tries to land a body kick#TD2#
and Bastard counters with a single leg into guard. Camille didn't expect that.
Camille keeping moving, preventing Bastard from controlling successfully.
Bastard with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Camille not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Bastard working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Bastard in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T1#
Bastard stands up over Camille, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bastard accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard works over Camille with some ground and pound from guard.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Camille keeps moving.
Bastard might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Camille haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Bastard throws a big right hand that misses.
Bastard lands a couple of elbows.
Bastard landing some decent shots from guard.
Bastard keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Camille's head.#T2#
Camille working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bastard.
Bastard cracks Camille with a solid left hand.
Bastard postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bastard throws an elbow that misses. Camille uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bastard's guard. Nice move by Camille!#REVR#
Bastard bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Camille's guard. #REVB#
Bastard with a nice head shot there.
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Camille utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Camille keeps moving.
Bastard loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #T3#
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Camille is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
Bastard wants to control from the top but Camille keeps moving.
Bastard in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Camille keeping moving, preventing Bastard from controlling successfully.
Bastard has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bastard sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Camille's guard.
Bastard tries to pass to full mount but Camille defends it.
Camille has hold of Bastard's hands but Bastard slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bastard scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Grumpy Bastard has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bastard wants to pass to mount but Camille is defending the position. #T4#
Camille is looking for a sweep. Bastard is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bastard thows a huge punch but Camille dodges it nicely.
Bastard not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bastard thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Camille's head.
Bastard thows a huge punch but Camille dodges it nicely.
Bastard missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Camille blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bastard.
Camille on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Camille tries to get out of the position.
Camille keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bastard throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ground and pound from Bastard.
Bastard not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Bastard in particular looking to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Grumpy Bastard showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Camille.
A big left from Camille misses.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bastard tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Camille scores with a jab. Bastard acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Camille misses with a low kick as Bastard jumps back.
Bastard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bastard avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard closes the distance and clinches up with Camille, looking for a takedown. Bastard pushes Camille against the ropes but Camille circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Camille moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Camille getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#T1#
Bastard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Camille misses with a lunging right hand
#TD2#
and Bastard decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Camille's guard.#ES#
Camille wriggles free and stands up.
Leto Camille seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Camille is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Bastard shoots in for a takedown but Camille shows good takedown defense.
Camille connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Camille misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Bastard tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Camille scores with a jab. Bastard acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard fails with the takedown.
Leto Camille has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Grumpy Bastard.
Camille scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Camille throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Camille throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and Bastard counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#T2#
Bastard throwing strikes from guard but Camille blocks nicely.
Camille working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bastard.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bastard won't allow Camille to sweep him here.
Bastard cracks Camille with a solid left hand.
Bastard landing with the ground and pound.
Bastard throws a big right hand that misses.
Bastard looking to pass the guard. #T3#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bastard accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Camille avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bastard with a nice head shot there.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bastard with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Camille is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Bastard missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Camille utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Camille tries to land a leg kick but Bastard saw it coming and moves away.
Bastard is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Camille looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
And Bastard tries to counter it with a takedown but Camille pushes his down on his head and steps out.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bastard takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Camille chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Camille throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
And Bastard tries to counter it with a takedown but Camille pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Camille dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Camille throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard has a takedown stuffed.
Camille throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and Bastard decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Camille's guard.
Bastard loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bastard postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
Leto Camille showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Camille has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leto Camille!
A victorious Leto Camille thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
RISE 100 Hantei v SuperHW
Date: Sep 28, 2019 |
#R1#
Good shot there by Diego.#ROC#
Bastard is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Grumpy Bastard has been cut.
Diego has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Canadian Elite Bruins Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Diego counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kron Diego!
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Event:
RISE 95 LHW v James
Date: Sep 14, 2019 |
#R1#
Osterberg stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Osterberg misses with a lunging right hand
#TD#
and Bastard counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Ground and pound from Bastard.
Bastard moves into full mount! Osterberg won't be happy about that!
Bastard with good strikes from the mount here!
Osterberg tries to lock up and control but Bastard gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bastard with shots to the head and body - Osterberg looks very uncomfortable down there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Osterberg wants to control but Bastard is having none of it.
Osterberg can't escape the position.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Bastard cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Osterberg takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.#ROC#
Osterberg is rocked!
Osterberg really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bastard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Oooh a big shot lands for Bastard! Osterberg is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
Our winner, Grumpy Bastard, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
RISE 90 Gusmao Vs. Tiger 2
Date: Aug 17, 2019 |
#R1#
Bastard avoids the body shot from Joe.
Joe missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Joe throws a jab but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Joe.
Joe looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Joe lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bastard shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Joe pinned against the cage. Joe gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Joe swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joe fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bastard is out of range. #T1#
Bastard misses with a takedown attempt - Joe sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Joe lands with a straight right. Bastard didn't see that one coming.
Joe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bastard fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Joe avoids it really well and circles away.
Glass Joe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Grumpy Bastard.
A telegraphed right hand from Joe misses the target.
Bastard changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T2#
Joe throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Joe clobbers Bastard with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Joe scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bastard slips a straight right by Joe.
Joe swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Joe moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Joe fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T3#
Joe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Joe swings away with a body shot that misses
#TD2#
so Bastard counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Joe knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bastard on the ground.
Bastard throws a big right hand that misses.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Joe keeps moving.
Bastard has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Joe is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Bastard working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Joe utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Joe pulls Bastard in to control the position.
Joe looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
Bastard is in close to Joe's body, working some short punches and elbows.#T4#
Bastard in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bastard throws a big right hand that misses.
Bastard postures up in Joe's guard and throws a big left but Joe blocks it.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB#
Bastard is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Joe has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Bastard is looking to defend but Joe has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Bastard! Joe pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Bastard taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Glass Joe!
A victorious Glass Joe thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
RISE 84 - Boretti Vs. Brinks
Date: Jul 13, 2019 |
#R1#
Shinjo misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Shinjo lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Shinjo scores with a nice head shot.
A jab from Shinjo misses.
Bastard shoots for a double leg takedown but Shinjo sprawls well. He's pushed Bastard's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
It looked like Shinjo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shinjo misses with a low kick as Bastard jumps back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shinjo throws an ugly left hook that misses
#TD2#
and Bastard counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Bastard throws a big elbow that misses.
Shinjo is pulling down on Bastard's head to control his posture.
Shinjo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bastard. #T1#
Bastard working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Shinjo's head.
Bastard loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Shinjo is trying to keep Bastard in close.
Shinjo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bastard trying to control but Shinjo is working from the bottom.
Shinjo is looking to stand up but Bastard isn't so interested in that idea.
Shinjo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard throws a big elbow that misses.
Bastard has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bastard with a nice head shot there.
Bastard postures up in Shinjo's guard and throws a big left but Shinjo blocks it.
Shinjo knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bastard on the ground.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bastard is standing up over Shinjo. Shinjo looks to escape but Bastard dives into side control.
Shinjo is looking to reverse the position.
Shinjo takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Bastard misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shinjo takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Shinjo on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Shinjo tries to get out of the position.
Shinjo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Shinjo takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Shinjo is working to avoid the ground and pound but Bastard connects with a decent elbow. #ROC2#
Shinjo is rocked!
Bastard in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Shinjo looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Bastard turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
During a confident post fight interview, Grumpy Bastard thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Altansarnai Shinjo spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm not completely useless, I can still serve as a bad example.'.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 33
Date: Mar 23, 2019 |
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Bastard changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mohammed tries to avoid it but Bastard manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mohammed to the ground. Mohammed escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mohammed with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
Bastard with a lazy takedown attempt #TD2#
and Mohammed counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Bastard!
Bastard is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Mohammed asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Mohammed working the ground and pound from side control.
Bastard's coaches at have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Bastard avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Mohammed.
Mohammed throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard is trying to control Mohammed's posture but Mohammed avoids it.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bastard sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Mohammed winds up and cracks Bastard with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Mohammed looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Bastard avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mohammed.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Mohammed lands a nice short elbow.#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mohammed connects with a nice short shot to Bastard's temple.
Oh Bastard is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mohammed is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Mohammed lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Bastard! More strikes land and this one is all over! Mohammed jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Mohammed!
After the big win, Adam Mohammed made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors CAGED CROW Clothings 50$ and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 29
Date: Mar 09, 2019 |
#R1##TD#
Trendall looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bastard!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Bastard is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Bastard keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Bastard trying to control but Trendall postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard moves into full guard.
Trendall postures up.
#T1#
Bastard bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Trendall's guard. #REVB#
Bastard chips away with some ground and pound.
Trendall looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bastard works over Trendall with some ground and pound from guard.
Trendall knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bastard on the ground.
Bastard lands a couple of elbows.
Bastard lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#ROC2#
Trendall is rocked!
Trendall on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Trendall tries to get out of the position.
Bastard loads up on a big left hand. Trendall felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Bastard looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Trendall can't hide his disappointment, as Bastard celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Grumpy Bastard made sure he mentioned CAGED CROW Clothings 50$, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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Event:
UCF 17
Date: Nov 07, 2018 |
#R1#
Yered throws a lazy right hand but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bastard shoots in looking for a takedown. Yered tries to sprawl out of it but Bastard keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Yered manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Yered swinging wildly here.
Bastard fails to land the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yered throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard wants to clinch.#T1#
Yered misses with a looping left.
Bastard half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bastard avoids a punch combination nicely.
Yered keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Grumpy Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Yered just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
#TD2#
and Yered counters with a takedown into side control.
Bastard is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Yered asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Yered tries to stand but Bastard is controlling his head. #T2##REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T3#
Yered throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
#TD#
and Bastard counters with a nice double leg into side control. Yered won't be happy with that.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Yered is trying to buck Bastard off.
Bastard is working Yered over with some ground and pound from side control.
An elbow from Bastard crashes against the mat.
Bastard scoring with punches from side control.
Bastard looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Yered is avoiding damage well.
Yered is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bastard has just dragged him back down to the mat.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Yered can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bastard landing strikes.
Bastard misses with the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yered is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bastard has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Yered managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bastard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Yered wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Bastard in side control lands a decent elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yered is trying to buck Bastard off.
Yered takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bastard working the ground and pound.
Bastard lands a nice forearm strike.
Bastard looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Yered is avoiding damage well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Grumpy Bastard will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Yered ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away.
Yered swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Yered throws a combination that misses #TD#
and Bastard counters with a nice double leg into side control. Yered won't be happy with that.
Bastard tries to score with some ground and pound. Yered controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Yered is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Yered takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yered wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
We've been informed that Yered has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Yered parries the strikes from Bastard easily there. Bastard is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Yered to escape.
Yered is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Bastard asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Bastard looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Yered is avoiding damage well.
Bastard scores with punches from side control.
Bastard sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Yered is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Bastard in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Yered wants to get back to his feet but Bastard drags him back down.
Bastard working the ground and pound but Yered is defending the strikes.
Yered is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Bastard asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Grumpy Bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T2#
Bastard lands an elbow.
Yered is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Yered on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Yered is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Bastard looks up at the clock and then as Yered takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bastard smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
#ROC#
Yered is rocked!
Bastard misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Yered is still in real trouble! Can Bastard finish him?
Yered tries to escape but Bastard is in control.
Bastard working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Yered wants to get back to his feet but Bastard drags him back down.
Yered managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bastard.
Bastard has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bastard prevents Yered from escaping the position.
Yered really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bastard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bastard scores with a couple of short elbows.
Yered is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Bastard is controlling him well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The ground and pound from Bastard seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Yered is pushing Bastard's head away, looking to escape. Bastard manages to hold on to the position though.
Bastard misses with the ground and pound.
Yered regains half guard, as Bastard was trying to land strikes.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Yered is trying to stand.
#T3#
Bastard looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Bastard missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bastard is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Yered is hurt! He's hurt bad - Bastard fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Yered from any more punishment! Congratulations to Bastard! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
Grumpy Bastard seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Event:
UCF America 3
Date: Oct 20, 2018 |
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.#CL2#
Wong rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Wong.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wong.
Wong can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wong.
Wong swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#TD2#
Wong pulls guard.
Bastard throws a big elbow that misses. #SUB2#
Wong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard is in close to Wong's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Bastard scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bastard landing some decent shots from guard.
Bastard is looking to work some ground and pound but Wong has wrist control.#T1#
Bastard throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Wong works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bastard throws an elbow that misses. Wong uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bastard's guard. Nice move by Wong!#REVB##SUB2#
Wong drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Bastard dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Bastard loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Wong not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard won't allow Wong to sweep him here.
Bastard is looking to work some ground and pound but Wong has wrist control.
Bastard is looking to work some ground and pound but Wong has wrist control.
Wong is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Wong trying to pass the guard but Bastard defending well. #T2#
Wong trying to control the pace.
Wong throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Wong thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bastard's head.
Wong trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard wants to improve his position but Wong is controlling well.
Wong wants to pass the guard but Bastard is defending well.
Wong controlling the action here. #T3#
Bastard tries to roll over but Wong keeps him under control.
Wong with the ground and pound but Bastard uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Wong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
My spies in Returning Pride inform me that Wong has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Wong must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Wong from controlling successfully.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bastard doesn't manage to clinch there - Wong circles away.
#CL2#
Wong rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
Wong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Wong misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wong tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Wong back against the cage. #TD2#
Wong pulls guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bastard won't allow Wong to sweep him here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard landing with the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Xun Wong dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Horrible takedown attempt by Bastard or perhaps it was just good defense by Wong, which made it look bad.
Wong changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bastard closes this distance looking for a takedown but Wong circles away.
A little jabbing left from Wong on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard slips a jab from Wong.
Bastard appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard shoots in but Wong avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Grumpy Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wong.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Wong.
Wong misses with a looping left.
Bastard fails with a takedown attempt.
Wong tries to counter by closing the distance.
Bastard looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
No luck for Bastard with that takedown attempt.
Wong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard wants to clinch.
Wong changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T3#
Bastard goes for a double leg but Wong avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Wong continues to drive forward.
Wong misses with a straight left.
Wong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wong.
Bastard appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bastard slips a jab from Wong.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Bastard tries for a takedown but Wong sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Wong throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard misses with a takedown attempt - Wong sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bastard misses with a takedown attempt #CL2#
and Wong moves into the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #TD2#
Wong manages to pull guard.
Bastard stopping the sweep attempt from Wong.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Xun Wong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Wong as he avoids it easily.
Wong appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Wong looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Wong leaves Bastard with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Wong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bastard with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Wong has closed the distance and engaged Bastard in a clinch.
#T1#
Wong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #TD2#
Wong manages to pull guard.
#SUB2#
Wong is looking for a triangle but Bastard pushes his legs off easily.
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bastard distracts Wong with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Wong working a defensive guard here.
#SUB2#
Bastard stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Wong has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! Bastard manages to get his head free but now Wong has transitioned to an armbar! Bastard grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Wong! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Xun Wong!
Xun Wong is the new featherweight champion!
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Event:
UCF 4: Contest of Dreams
Date: Sep 26, 2018 |
#R1#
Bastard takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Nevez.
Nevez scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nevez lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
A nice leg kick lands there from Nevez.
Nevez cracks the inside of Bastard's front leg.
Nevez looks for the body kick but Bastard saw that one coming.
Nevez throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Bastard decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Nevez's guard.
Nevez looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bastard is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bastard throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nevez works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard passes into half guard.
Bastard thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Nevez's head. #T1#
Bastard wants to take a breather but Nevez is having none of it.
Nevez knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bastard on the ground.
Bastard with the ground and pound but Nevez uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Bastard has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bastard looking to pass the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bastard accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bastard working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bastard working some strikes from top position.
Bastard working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Nevez keeps moving. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bastard with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bastard scoring with some ground and pound.
Nevez working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bastard.
Bastard scoring with punches to the head and body.
Bastard missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bastard trying to control but Nevez is working from the bottom.
Nevez on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Nevez tries to get out of the position.
Nevez looking for a sweep. Not yet Nevez, not yet.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Nevez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bastard with a flurry of punches that miss. #T3#
Bastard landing with the ground and pound.
Bastard content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Nevez might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Nevez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard is looking to work some ground and pound but Nevez has wrist control.
Nevez keeping moving, preventing Bastard from controlling successfully.
Bastard postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard throws a big elbow that misses.
Bastard cracks Nevez with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Nevez utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bastard is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #ROC2#
Nevez is rocked!
Bastard with a nice head shot there.
Oh Nevez is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard landing with the ground and pound.
Nevez has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Bastard is working Nevez over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Nevez covers up, he's hurt! Bastard keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Bastard and the ref steps in to end the fight! Bastard can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
Grumpy Bastard is the new featherweight champion!
A very excited looking Grumpy Bastard made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
Test 11 Slayer vs Gomez
Date: Sep 05, 2018 |
#R1#
Unbelivable is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
Unbelivable tries to work over Bastard's front leg with a kick but Bastard checks it.
Bastard with the counter takedown but Unbelivable avoids it easily.#CL#
Unbelivable fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.#TD#
Unbelivable jumps into guard, dragging Bastard to the mat.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Unbelivable keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard is in close to Unbelivable's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Unbelivable knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bastard on the ground.
Bastard in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bastard is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Unbelivable seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Bastard is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard connects with a couple of short punches.
Bastard looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bastard distracts Unbelivable with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Bastard content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #ROC2#
Unbelivable is rocked!
Bastard arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Unbelivable's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
Our winner, Grumpy Bastard, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
Test 5
Date: Jul 28, 2018 |
#R1##CL2#
Bouazzizi has closed the distance and engaged Bastard in a clinch.
#BC2#
Bouazzizi manages to break the clinch.
Bouazzizi feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Bastard misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#TD2#
Bouazzizi shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Bouazzizi was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bouazzizi controlling from side mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard is trying to control Bouazzizi's posture but Bouazzizi avoids it. #T1#
Bastard tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bouazzizi wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Bastard is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Bouazzizi's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Bastard is looking to control Bouazzizi's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bastard avoid being mounted?
Bastard is positioning himself well to prevent Bouazzizi advancing to mount. #SUB#
Bastard looking for submissions off his back.
Bouazzizi is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Bastard looking for submissions off his back.
Bastard has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bouazzizi is working away from the top position though.
Bastard is pressing down on Bouazzizi's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Bouazzizi landing some decent shots from guard.
Bouazzizi throws a big right hand that misses.
Bastard looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T3#
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bastard is on top in guard.
#REVR#
Bouazzizi is pulling down on Bastard's head to control his posture.
Bastard stopping the sweep attempt from Bouazzizi.
Bastard working some strikes from top position.
Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bastard scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bastard throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bouazzizi works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bouazzizi wants to get back to his feet but Bastard is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bouazzizi really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bastard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bastard scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bouazzizi looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bouazzizi not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bouazzizi is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.#T4#
Bastard scoring with some ground and pound.
Bastard working some strikes from top position.
Bastard sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bouazzizi's guard.
Bastard lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Bastard working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Bastard working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Bastard working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard lands strikes from half guard.
Bouazzizi is refusing to be controlled, as Bastard sits in half guard.
Bastard drops an elbow to the side of Bouazzizi's head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bastard winds up and cracks Bouazzizi with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bastard drops an elbow to the side of Bouazzizi's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard prevents Bouazzizi from standing back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Grumpy Bastard dominated that round.
That's time! Bastard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Bastard tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bouazzizi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#TD2#
Bastard gets caught napping as Bouazzizi dives in and scores a takedown. Bastard manages to retain guard.
Grumpy Bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bouazzizi wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Bouazzizi must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bastard is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard working Bouazzizi over with strikes. #SUB#
Bastard is working for a submission of some sort.
Bastard has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bouazzizi is trying to get back to full guard.#T1#
Bouazzizi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bastard scores with a couple of nice shots.
Bouazzizi is looking to escape.
Bastard frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bastard is landing with some decent strikes but Bouazzizi is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Bastard looking to finish Bouazzizi with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bouazzizi!
Bouazzizi in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard lands a heavy elbow.
Bouazzizi is in a horrible position here. Bastard smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
#ROC#
Bouazzizi is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Bouazzizi is still in real trouble! Can Bastard finish him?#T2#
A big strike lands for Bastard! That's really hurt Bouazzizi and he's turned his back - Bastard keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Bastard jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
After winning the bout, Grumpy Bastard thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Test 3
Date: Jun 30, 2018 |
#R1#
Chudinov just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard attempts a counter takedown but Chudinov avoids it well and moves away.
Chudinov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Chudinov throws a one two combo.
Chudinov should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Chudinov tries to land a front kick but Bastard steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bastard attempts a counter takedown but Chudinov avoids it well and moves away.
Chudinov throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bastard on the side of the head.
Chudinov throws a right hand that Bastard ducks under and follows up with a left that Bastard also avoids with ease.
Chudinov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chudinov throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
and Bastard counters with a nice double leg into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard lands a couple of digs.
Chudinov is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bastard landing some decent shots from guard.
Bastard lands a couple of digs.#T1#
Chudinov has momentary wrist control but Bastard slips an elbow through the middle.
Bastard preventing the sweep.
Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bastard cracks Chudinov with a solid left hand.
Bastard chips away with some ground and pound.
Bastard postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Bastard lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bastard landing with the ground and pound. #ROC#
Chudinov is rocked!
Bastard with a nice head shot there.
Chudinov is still in real trouble! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Chudinov's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Grumpy Bastard!
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