Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 29, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rumble scores with a push kick.
Rumble swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Butt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Butt misses with a double jab.
Rumble pushes Butt away with a front kick.
Rumble scores with a jab to the head.
Rumble throws a solid leg kick but Butt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rumble.
Decent striking displayed by Rumble there.
Rumble avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rumble swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rumble dodges the punch combination from Butt.
Some wild striking there from Butt.
Rumble misses the jab.
Butt throws a combination. Rumble tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rumble tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T1#
Rumble misses with a looping left.
Butt on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rumble. Rumble obviously looking to wear him down. #CL2#
Butt rushes Rumble and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Butt slows down the pace here.
Butt lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Butt.
Nice elbow from Rumble.
Rumble misses with some punches.
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rumble takes a shot to the head.
Rumble definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Butt working aggressively here.
Butt lands with a short shot to the head.
Butt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Butt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butt controlling the action here for a moment.
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rumble's elbow.
Rumble creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Butt's defenses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rumble.
Butt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Rumble seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Butt can turn it around.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Butt.
Butt is struggling to control the position.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rumble.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rumble creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Butt lands with a short shot to the head.
Knees to the body from Rumble.
Rumble digs a right hand into Butt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Butt's gas tank.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rumble just misses with a elbow thrown towards Butt's brow. #T3#
Rumble working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short left from Rumble.
Rumble blocks a body shot from Butt.
Rumble pushes off an throws an elbow but Butt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Rumble controlling the action here for a moment.
Butt is trying to maintain a safe position but Rumble gets an underhook and turns Butt into the cage.
A short right from Butt. #CUT2#It looks like Barney Rumble has been cut.
Rumble wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Butt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rumble backwards.
Butt blocking some punches.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Rumble.
Butt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rumble lands an elbow that stopped Butt in his tracks for a moment. #T4#
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Rumble uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt working aggressively here.
Butt blocks an elbow strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rumble misses with a knee strike.
Rumble lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rumble lands a body shot.
Butt tries a body shot but Rumble blocks it.
Butt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rumbles head.
Butt scores with a hook to the body.
Rumble lands a nice elbow.
Rumble misses with the head strike.
Butt stalling against the cage.
Butt can't find room to land a body shot as Rumble controls the action.
A knee to the head by Rumble.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Barney Rumble will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Barney Rumble's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rumble, as that shot connected.
Rumble throws a right and a left that Butt avoids nicely.
Butt misses with a wild combination.
Rumble lands with a big left! Butt is wobbled badly! Rumble comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Butt to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Barney Rumble!
During a confident post fight interview, Barney Rumble thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Bubble Butt stepped up to the mic, saying 'power'.

Event: FARTMMA 67
Date: Oct 19, 2019

#R1#
Butt doesn't manage to clinch there - Rasputin circles away.
Rasputin looks to land a left hand but Butt moved out of range nicely.
Butt lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Butt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rasputin throws out the jab.
Sloppy strikes from Butt. Those never looked like landing.
Rasputin is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Butt with a body shot.
Rasputin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rasputin moves forwards but Butt connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Butt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rasputin.
Rasputin dodges the punch combination from Butt. #CL2#
Rasputin drives through and clinches with Butt against the cage.
Rasputin tries to break the clinch but Butt is controlling the position.
Butt prevents Rasputin from breaking the clinch.
Butt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Rasputin looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Butt can't find room to land a body shot as Rasputin controls the action. #T1#
Butt tries to throw a body punch but Rasputin avoids it by throwing Butt back against the cage.
Butt misses with some punches.
Butt lands with a right to the head.
Rasputin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Butt misses with some punches.
Butt is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Rasputin is keeping busy.#BC2#
Rasputin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Butt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rasputin.
Rasputin misses with an uppercut #CL#
and Butt counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Butt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Butt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Rasputin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rasputin swings wildly with an uppercut but Butt uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Butt.
Rasputin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T2#
Rasputin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rasputin is trying to break the clinch but Butt has him pressed against the cage.
Rasputin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Rasputin stalling against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butt. #BC2#
Rasputin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Rasputin digs a good body shot into Butt's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butt tries to clinch but Rasputin moves out of range.
Butt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Evgeni Rasputin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Butt tries to clinch up.
No joy there for Butt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Butt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rasputin takes a swing at Butt's ribcage but misses.
Rasputin circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rasputin scores with a jab. Butt acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #T3#
Rasputin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Butt.
Rasputin misses the body punch #CL#
and Butt moves into the clinch.
Rasputin prevents a body shot from Butt.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rasputin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Butt has him pressed against the cage.#BC2#
Rasputin breaks the clinch.
Butt will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rasputin circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rasputin lands a jab to Butt's midsection.
Butt throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Rasputin counter with a right hand.
Butt misses with a few strikes there.
Butt throws a series of punches but Rasputin moves out of range.
Butt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Butt is looking to clinch but Rasputin is avoiding it. #T4#
Rasputin misses with a hook.
Rasputin lands with a good body shot.
Rasputin digs a good hook to Butt's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butt slips a straight right by Rasputin.
Nice defenses there by Butt.
Rasputin slips a jab and a cross from Butt.
Butt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rasputin circles away quickly and effectively.
Rasputin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Butt counters with a one-two to the body.
Butt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Butt moves in looking to clinch but Rasputin pushes him off.
Butt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
As Rasputin tries to get set, Butt tries to push him back and clinch up but Rasputin manages to avoid the attempt.
Butt tries to close the distance and clinch but Rasputin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL2#
Rasputin darts in and clinches Butt up against the cage.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rasputin's elbow.
Rasputin lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bubble Butt will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Rasputin has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#CUT#
It looks like Evgeni Rasputin has been cut.
Butt misses with a wild combination.
Butt throws a right hand that Rasputin ducks under and follows up with a left that Rasputin also avoids with ease.
Rasputin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Rasputin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Butt is looking to clinch but Rasputin is avoiding it.
Jab, jab by Rasputin - just one landing.
A combination from Butt does no damage.
No joy there for Butt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rasputin takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Butt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Butt.
Bubble Butt is winning the standup battle so far.
Rasputin throws a hook to the side of Butt's head but Butt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rasputin misses with a body shot.
Rasputin throws a body punch but Butt moves out of range. #T1#
Rasputin misses with a body shot.
Rasputin lands with an uppercut that bounces Butt off the cage and back into range.
Rasputin throws a jab but it's blocked by Butt.
Rasputin throws a jab but it's blocked by Butt.
Butt doesn't manage to clinch there - Rasputin circles away.
Butt throws a right and a left that Rasputin avoids nicely.
Rasputin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Rasputin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Butt manages to avoid it.
Rasputin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Butt moves away.
Butt slips under a jab from Rasputin.
Rasputin circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rasputin throws out a counter right but Butt avoids it with no problem.
Butt swinging wildly here.
Rasputin just misses with a punch to the body.
Rasputin swings away with a body shot that misses
and Butt counters with a series of strikes. Rasputin will be more careful next time no doubt.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rasputin in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Butt tries to clinch up but Rasputin circles away and keeps his distance.#T2#
Rasputin looks to land a left hand but Butt moved out of range nicely.
Rasputin throws a poor cross that misses #CL#
and Butt counters by moving into the clinch. #BC2#
Rasputin manages to break the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A chopping leg kick lands by Butt. #CL#
Rasputin gets tackled into the cage by Butt. Butt maintains the clinch.
Rasputin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Rasputin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rasputin misses with the head strike.
Butt digs a right hand underneath Rasputin's ribcage. Rasputin let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rasputin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Rasputin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Rasputin up against the cage.
Butt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rasputin backwards. #T3#
Butt lands with a right to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Rasputin.
Rasputin stalls.
Rasputin continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Rasputin as Butt tries to tie him up.
Butt tries a body shot but Rasputin blocks it.
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Rasputin uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Rasputin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Butt doesn't manage to clinch there - Rasputin circles away.
Butt throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Butt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rasputin.
Butt staying out of range there.
Bubble Butt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Rasputin takes a kick to the side of the head.#T4#
Rasputin misses with a looping right.
Rasputin scores with a hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Butt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rasputin throws a big shot that misses.
Rasputin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rasputin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Butt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rasputin looks to land a left hand but Butt moved out of range nicely.
Rasputin misses with an uppercut. Butt saw that one coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rasputin throws an overhand right that lands on Butt's shoulder, as Butt tries to avoid the shot.
Rasputin misses with a looping left.
Rasputin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Butt looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A punch combination from Butt misses.
Butt takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bubble Butt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Evgeni Rasputin's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Butt lands with a nice combination. Rasputin backs away looking to recover.
Rasputin scores with a nice right hand.
Butt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rasputin circles away quickly and effectively.#CL2#
Rasputin clinches with his opponent.
Rasputin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt keeps control of Rasputin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rasputin's elbow.
Butt keeps control of Rasputin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC2#
Rasputin breaks from the clinch.
Butt doesn't manage to clinch there - Rasputin circles away.
Butt throws a nice looking combination but Rasputin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt walks into a stiff left hand from Rasputin.
Rasputin cracks a nice hook into Butt's ribs.
Rasputin loads up on a big right hand but Butt slips the punch.
Rasputin lands with an overhand left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rasputin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Butt under the eye.#T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Rasputin. Butt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rasputin looks to score with a jab to the body but Butt is just out of range.
Rasputin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rasputin lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC2#
Butt is rocked!
Butt is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Rasputin doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Butt crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Butt's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Evgeni Rasputin!
A relieved looking Evgeni Rasputin thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Bubble Butt was interviewed post fight and said 'power'.

Event: FARTMMA 64
Date: Sep 28, 2019

#R1#
Butt looks to land a combination but Dobson avoids it well.
A punch combination from Butt misses.
Dobson throws a big counter combination but Butt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#CL2#
Butt closes the distance and clinches.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Dobson.
Dobson goes for a takedown attempt but Butt pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dobson shoots for a takedown but Butt saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#CL#
Dobson moves into the clinch successfully.
Dobson has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Butt stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #BC#
Dobson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Dobson. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Dobson forces Butt back against the cage and clinches.
Dobson has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Dobson tries to break the clinch but Butt is controlling the position.
Dobson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Butt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T1#
Dobson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Butt blocks it with crossed arms.
Dobson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dobson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Butt gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Butt has Dobson pushed against the cage.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dobson can't get the takedown.
Dobson tries to work over Butt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Butt working aggressively here.
Butt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dobson working hard to break the clinch.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dobson is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Butt is defending well.
Dobson blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T2#
Dobson blocks a body shot from Butt.
Butt trying to control the position but instead, Dobson has worked for underhooks and has pushed Butt into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dobson.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Butt lands an uppercut.
Butt works on Dobson's body with a couple of short punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A bit of stalling here from Dobson.
Dobson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dobson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Butt pushes Dobson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Butt is pressed up against the cage. Dobson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Butt down to the mat. Butt avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #T3#
Butt slips a jab and a cross from Dobson.
Butt misses with a double jab.
Dobson punishes Butt's body with a nice straight punch.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Butt has knocked Dobson down with a huge combo! Butt steps away and waves a wobbly Dobson back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Dobson is rocked!
Butt cracks Dobson's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Dobson slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Butt can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Michael Dobson was interviewed post fight and said 'Oh bugger all!'.

Event: FARTMMA 58
Date: Aug 24, 2019

#R1#
Steve looks to throw the jab but Butt is out of range.
Butt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Steve.
Steve just misses with a punch to the body.
Butt is looking to counter the offense by Steve and move into the clinch.#CL#
Butt has Steve up against the cage in a clinch.
Butt misses with some punches.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt stalling in the clinch but Steve improves position.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butt lands a left hand.
Steve lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Steve misses with a body punch.
Steve misses with some punches.
Butt lands a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Steve tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Steve throws a punch but it's blocked by Butt.
Steve misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside. #T1#
Steve throws a head punch that misses.
Steve misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Steve blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Steve scores with a nice hook to the head.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Steve.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Steve.
Butt avoiding damage.
Steve throws a head punch that misses.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Butt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Steve backwards.
Steve softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Steve lands a shot to the body.
Steve lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Butt lands with a left to the head. #T2#
Butt prevents a body shot from Steve.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Butt.
Steve blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Steve misses with the head strike.
Butt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Steves head.
A nice left hand lands by Butt.
Steve lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Butt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Butt is stalling here.
Steve takes a shot to the head.
A short body shot lands from Butt as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butt.
Butt has Steve pushed against the cage.
Butt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Butt leaning against his opponent.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T3#
Steve softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt trying to control the position but instead, Steve has worked for underhooks and has pushed Butt into the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Steve.
Butt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Steve misses with a body punch.
A short right from Butt on the inside.
Butt stalling.
A nice right hand lands inside from Butt.
Steve can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Butt pushes Steve back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Steve. #T4#
Steve misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Butt blocking some punches.
Steve lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Butt.
Steve misses with the head strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Steve.
Steve misses with the head strike.
A hook to the body from Steve.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Steve on the inside.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Steve lands with a light punch inside.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve lands a nice uppercut.
Butt looking to stall.
Steve lands a left hand that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Steve scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Steve's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bubble Butt will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Steve throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Butt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Butt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #CL#
Butt has taken the fight to the clinch.
Butt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Steve misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Steve fails to land.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with a punch on the inside.
Steve looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butt lands a nice uppercut.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Steve misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Steve working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt lands with a left to the head.
Butt has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Steve misses with a punch on the inside.
Steve misses with some punches.
Butt misses with some punches.
Butt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steve tries a body shot but Butt blocks it. #T1#
Butt blocks an uppercut.
Butt prevents a body shot from Steve.
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Butt is trying to stall.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Steve has a couple of punches blocked by Butt.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Steve lands a left hand that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Steve working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Steve.
A head punch on the inside from Steve fails to land.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Steve misses with some punches.
Steve tries a body shot but Butt blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Steve fails to land.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T2#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Steve.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butt tries to work over Steve's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Butt is looking to control Steve's arms but Steve gets an underhook and turns him. Now Butt has his back to the cage.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Steve.
Butt blocks an uppercut.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt working aggressively here.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Steve misses with the head strike.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Steve.
Steve swings wildly with an uppercut but Butt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt taking a breather.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve struggles to land a body shot inside as Butt controls his hands. #T3#
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Steve blocking some punches.
Steve scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Steve working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butt.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Butt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with a body punch.
Steve unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Butt! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Steve is unloading with more strikes now! Butt drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yago Steve!
Yago Steve bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Bubble Butt had this to say: 'power'.

Event: FARTMMA 53
Date: Jul 27, 2019

#R1#
Butt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butt tries to bum rush Canseco with a series of wild strikes but Canseco uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
It looked like Canseco was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt moves out of range.
No joy there for Canseco , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Canseco throws a nice looking combination but Butt bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Canseco throws a right and a left that Butt avoids nicely.
Canseco fails to land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Canseco . Those never looked like landing.
Canseco slips a jab and a cross from Butt.
Canseco looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Butt misses with a few strikes there.
Canseco appears to be looking for a big counter.
Canseco misses with a series of wild punches.
Butt is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Butt connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canseco rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Butt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Butt throws a counter combo.#T1##CL2#
Butt gets a clinch.
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Canseco .
Canseco misses with a body punch.
Butt stalling.
Butt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Canseco 's elbow.
Butt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Canseco wants to get back to striking at distance but Butt won't allow it.
Nice body punch from Butt.
Butt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Canseco misses with a body punch.
Butt working aggressively here.
Canseco blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Butt.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Canseco misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
Canseco tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Butt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Canseco seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Butt can turn it around.
A short left from Butt.
Butt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Butt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Butt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Canseco .
Canseco lands a hook that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Butt prevents a body shot from Canseco .
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Butt has him pressed against the cage.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Butt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Canseco misses with some punches.
Canseco 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Butt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Canseco .
A quick uppercut on the inside from Canseco . #T3#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butt.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Canseco misses with a hook to the ribs.
Canseco misses with some punches.
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Butt misses with some punches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Butt.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Canseco lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Canseco struggles to land a body shot inside as Butt controls his hands.
Butt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Canseco backwards.
Butt tries to throw a body punch but Canseco avoids it by throwing Butt back against the cage.
Canseco fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Canseco . #T4#
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Canseco uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canseco .
Canseco working aggressively here.
Canseco doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Butt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Butt misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
Butt tries to work over Canseco 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Butt lands a shoulder strike.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt trying to control the position but instead, Canseco has worked for underhooks and has pushed Butt into the cage.
Canseco throws a punch but it's blocked by Butt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubble Butt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
A combination from Canseco does no damage.
Jose Canseco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Butt lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Canseco rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Butt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some wild striking there from Canseco .
Butt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sloppy strikes from Canseco . Those never looked like landing.
Canseco throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Canseco fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Canseco throws a series of strikes that have Butt backpedaling.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Canseco misses with a few strikes there.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt avoids them all with ease.
Left hook, right uppercut from Butt.
Canseco fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Butt lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Canseco swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Butt is looking for the big counter here.#CL2#
Butt forces Canseco back against the cage and clinches.#T1#
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Canseco can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Canseco tries to break free but Butt pushes him back against the cage.
Canseco blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Canseco lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Butt in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Butt.
Canseco lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Canseco blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Canseco misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Canseco swings wildly with an uppercut but Butt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Canseco is leaning against Butt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T2#
Canseco is trying to force a seperation but Butt has the dominant position.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Canseco lands a shoulder strike.
Butt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Canseco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butt pressing his opponent against the cage.
A short right from Butt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Butt fails to land.
Canseco works on Butt's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canseco .
A short right from Butt on the inside.
Butt prevents a body shot from Canseco .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Butt.
Canseco tries to circle away but Butt has him pinned against the cage.
Canseco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#T3#
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Canseco blocks an uppercut.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Canseco 's elbow.
Canseco works on Butt's body with a couple of short punches.
Canseco blocks an uppercut.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt blocks a body shot from Canseco .
Canseco softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Canseco softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hand to the body from Canseco .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canseco .
Canseco misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Canseco .
Canseco works on Butt's body with a couple of short punches.
Butt lands a body shot. #T4#
Butt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Canseco .
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco tries to throw a body punch but Butt avoids it by throwing Canseco back against the cage.
A short right from Canseco .
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Butt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bubble Butt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco tries to work over Butt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Canseco lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Butt pushes Canseco back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Butt has him pressed against the cage.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Canseco has a couple of punches blocked by Butt.
Butt misses with the head strike.
A short right from Butt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jose Canseco will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Butt tries a head kick but it misses.
It looked like Canseco was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Canseco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Canseco dodges the punch combination from Butt.
Canseco misses with a lunging right hand
and Butt counters with a three punch combo that has Canseco backing up. Canseco nods at Butt to acknowledge the strikes.
A combination from Butt does no damage.
Butt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Canseco throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canseco throws a right and a left that both miss.
Canseco misses with a series of wild punches.
Canseco swings for the body but Butt moves out of range.
Butt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #T1#
Canseco ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Butt moves away.
Some wild striking there from Canseco .
Canseco showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Butt.
Butt stalks Canseco and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Canseco 's face. Canseco staggers backwards, shaken.
Butt misses with a two punch combination.
Canseco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Butt wants to counter with a clinch but Canseco pushes him away.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt avoids them all with ease.
Canseco throws a right and a left that Butt avoids nicely.
Butt misses with a head kick.
Canseco misses with a wild combination. #T2#
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt avoids them all with ease.
Butt misses with a wild combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canseco looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Canseco avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Canseco .
No joy there for Canseco , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Butt dodges the punch combination from Canseco .
Canseco falls off balance throwing a combination #CL2#
and Butt moves into the clinch.#T3#
Butt throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Canseco 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Canseco throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Butt.
Butt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Canseco .
A combination from Butt does no damage. #CL2#
Butt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Canseco scores with a nice hook to the head.
Butt stalling against the cage.
Butt misses with some punches.
Canseco prevents a body shot from Butt.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt scores with a shoulder strike.
Canseco swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Canseco blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T4#
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Canseco as Butt tries to tie him up.
Canseco misses with the head strike.
Butt stalls.
Canseco stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Canseco tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Canseco misses with a punch to the body.
Canseco takes a shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Canseco lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Butt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Butt misses with a punch to the body.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Canseco .
Canseco tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Bubble Butt.
I think Butt has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Bubble Butt!
A very excited looking Bubble Butt rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
The defeated Jose Canseco had this to say: 'Fuck you Bubble what'.

Event: FARTMMA 47: Vegas Massacre
Date: Jul 05, 2019

#R1#
Butt cracks Canseco with an open hand slap.
Canseco shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Butt eats them both and turns towards Canseco to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Canseco swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Butt throws a lazy right hand but Canseco sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canseco takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Butt bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Canseco 's head backwards.
Canseco throws a right and a left that Butt avoids nicely.
Canseco misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Butt.
Canseco misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Butt.
Danga de danga de dang - Canseco scores with a four punch combination!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canseco lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Canseco drops Butt with a naaaaasty hook - Butt is in real trouble here! Canseco dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jose Canseco !
Jose Canseco was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Bubble Butt spoke after the fight, saying 'power'.

Event: FARTMMA 42
Date: Jun 14, 2019

#R1#
Butt has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Coetzee finds it's way round the side to connect with Butt's head.
Coetzee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Coetzee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Butt.
Butt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Coetzee misses with an uppercut. Butt saw that one coming.
Butt throws a lazy uppercut
and Butt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Coetzee falls off balance throwing a combination
and Butt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Coetzee throws a predictable looking body shot
and Butt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Coetzee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Butt.
Coetzee misses with a right hand
and Butt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coetzee throws a right hand that Butt ducks under and follows up with a left that Butt also avoids with ease.
Coetzee's coach down at Holding Cell was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Coetzee's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Butt throws a hook but Coetzee blocks it.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Coetzee blocks a jab.
Coetzee takes one to the chin there.
Coetzee misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and Butt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Butt lands a nice shot that snaps Coetzee's head back.
Butt punishes Coetzee's body with a nice straight punch.
Coetzee defending well as Butt loads up on a big left hand.
Coetzee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Butt.
Butt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Coetzee slips under a jab from Butt.
Coetzee takes one to the chin there.#T2#
Coetzee fails with the takedown
and Butt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Coetzee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Butt.
Coetzee changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Butt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Coetzee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butt cracks a nice hook into Coetzee's ribs.
Coetzee lands with a shot to the body.
Butt throws a sloppy body shot
and Coetzee counters with a nice uppercut.
Butt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Coetzee doesn't seem bothered though.
Butt misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Butt counter with a right hand.
Coetzee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Butt.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T3#
Coetzee throws an off balance right hand
and Butt counters with a left to the body.
Coetzee shoots in for a takedown but Butt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bubble Butt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot by Butt.
Bubble Butt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Butt throws a series of punches but Coetzee avoids them all with ease.
Coetzee lands a nice hook to Butt's body. Butt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Coetzee misses with a wild combination.
Butt connects with a body shot.
Coetzee steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Butt.#T4#
Butt misses with a right hand
enabling Coetzee to counter with a crisp jab.
Coetzee tries to move into range but Butt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Butt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coetzee scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Butt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coetzee was well out of range. Poor timing from Butt.
Coetzee looks to land a combination but Butt avoids it well.
Butt misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee takes a swing at Butt's ribcage but misses.
Butt missing with a left hand there. Coetzee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Butt looks to throw the jab but Coetzee is out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Coetzee misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubble Butt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Butt takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Coetzee feints the counter takedown.
Butt lands a nice hook to Coetzee's body. Coetzee takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Butt gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Coetzee rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Butt counters with a nice body shot.
Butt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Coetzee's head.
Butt takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Butt ducks under a wild hook from Coetzee.
Butt has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt thuds his right hand into Coetzee's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Coetzee throws a right hand that misses
and Butt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Butt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
No joy there for Coetzee, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #T1#
Coetzee misses with a combination
and Butt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Butt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Butt feints a jab promting Coetzee to slip. Butt then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Coetzee slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Butt.
Coetzee on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Coetzee on the wrong end of a nice jab.#KD#
Butt cracks Coetzee with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Butt has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Coetzee to stand back up!#ROC#
Coetzee is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butt finds Coetzee's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Coetzee flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Butt lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Coetzee will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Kallie Coetzee was interviewed post fight and said 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.

Event: Skrap Fights 47
Date: May 11, 2019

#R1#
Jokic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Butt throws out the jab.
Jokic tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Butt defends well and Jokic ends up having to push Butt into the ropes where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Butt displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jokic.
Nikola Jokic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A cross from Butt lands.
Butt scores with a shot to the body.
Butt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jokic dives in and grabs Butt's left leg, looking for a takedown. Butt pushes down on Jokic's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nikola Jokic. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fighters circle momentarily. Butt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#TD#
Jokic looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Butt is trying to keep Jokic in close.
Butt wants to control the position but Jokic says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. #T1#
Jokic is thwarting Butt's attempts to control the position.
Butt is pressing down on Jokic's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Jokic wants to pass the guard but Butt is keeping the position.
Butt looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jokic is one step ahead there. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jokic stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Butt swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Butt keeping moving, preventing Jokic from controlling successfully.
Butt trying to control the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Jokic won't allow Butt to sweep him here.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.#SU#
Butt is working an open guard so Jokic takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T3#
Jokic with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Butt to counter with a crisp jab.
Butt has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Jokic is landing a low percentage of strikes.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jokic is defended easily by Butt.
Donk. Butt catches Jokic right on the button with a cross.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Butt.#KD2#
Butt lands a left and a right that send Jokic crashing to the mat, dazed. Butt thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#CUT2#
It looks like Nikola Jokic has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jokic with a poor takedown
and Butt counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#
Jokic is rocked!
Butt defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jokic.
Butt let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Oh Jokic is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Butt lands a right hook to the body.
Jokic seems to have got his legs back now.
Butt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Butt walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Jokic drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Butt swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Jokic's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: Skrap Fights 40
Date: Apr 20, 2019

#R1#
Mailic misses with a straight left.
Mailic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Butt manages to avoid it.
Butt tries to clinch up.
Mailic seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Mailic is looking to slow Butt down with leg kicks.
Butt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mailic throws out the jab.
Mailic ducks under a wild hook from Butt.
Mailic takes a swing at Butt's ribcage but misses.
Jab from Butt.
Mailic throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nice cross by Butt.
Mailic throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mailic keeps the fight on the outside.
Butt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mailic sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Butt lands with a shot to the body.
Butt lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mailic moves to clinch but Butt breaks away
and Butt counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butt swats away the attempt to clinch by Mailic.
Butt is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Mailic shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T1#
Butt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mailic.
It seemed like Butt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Butt lands a nice looking body shot.
Mailic throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Butt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Butt swings for the body but Mailic moves out of range.
Mailic misses with a body kick.
Butt throws a looping overhand right but Mailic ducks down to avoid it.
Nice uppercut there from Butt.
A jab from Butt misses.
Mailic looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mailic defending well as Butt loads up on a big left hand.
Butt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Butt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Butt looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Butt misses with a straight left.
Mailic tried to counter with a leg kick but Butt avoided it.
Mailic lets loose with a powerful body kick. Butt will feel that in the morning.
Mailic swinging wildly here. #CL#
Mailic moves into the clinch successfully. #T2#
Mailic misses with a hook from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Mailic.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butt dodges an elbow strike from Mailic.
Mailic throws an elbow but it misses.
Butt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mailics head.
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Mailic.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mailic.
A nice left hand lands by Butt.
Mailic scores with a nice hook to the head.
Butt avoids a wild elbow strike from Mailic.
Butt blocks an uppercut.
Mailic blocking some punches.
Mailic misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Butt lands a right hand.
Butt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mailic is breathing heavily.
Butt lands with a left to the head.
Mailic digs a right hand into Butt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Butt's gas tank.
Mailic swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T3#
Mailic can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Butt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mailic backwards.
Butt blocks a body shot from Mailic.
Mailic tries a body shot but Butt blocks it.
Butt prevents a body shot from Mailic.
Mailic throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mailic throws a punch but it's blocked by Butt.
Nice body punch from Mailic.
A body shot lands from Butt.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Butt working aggressively here.
Butt misses with some punches.
Mailic lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Mailic.
Mailic misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Butt prevents a body shot from Mailic.
Butt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Butt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mailic backwards. #T4#
A body shot lands from Mailic.
Mailic lands a right hand that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hook to the body lands for Mailic.
A hook to the body from Mailic.
Mailic lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Mailic.
Butt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Mailic seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Butt can turn it around.
Mailic lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Mailic can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Mailic tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Butt tries to throw a body punch but Mailic avoids it by throwing Butt back against the ropes.
Mailic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Mailic misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mailic blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mailic creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Mailic throws a punch but it's blocked by Butt.
Butt tries a knee to the head but Mailic blocks it.
Mailic blocks an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bubble Butt will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Butt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mailic is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Butt scores with a nice strike.
Butt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mailic lands a jab to the head.
Mailic misses with a two punch combination.
Butt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mailic drops his hands momentarily and Butt takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Butt takes one to the chin there.
Butt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Butt wants to counter with a clinch but Mailic pushes him away.
Mailic lands with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Butt checks the leg kick.
Mailic pounces like a tiger and cracks Butt with a vicious hook! Butt is down but not out! Mailic follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stan Mailic!
In defeat, Bubble Butt stepped up to the mic, saying 'power'.

Event: Skrap Fights 35
Date: Mar 30, 2019

#R1#
Cubbedge scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Butt misses with a hook.
Cubbedge ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Butt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Butt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Butt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cubbedge jabs at Butt's body.
Cubbedge swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cubbedge slips a jab from Butt.
Cubbedge scores with a nice strike.
Cubbedge moves out of range as Butt strikes.
Bubble Butt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cubbedge fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Butt is out of range.
Butt slips under a jab from Cubbedge .
Butt throws a big shot that misses.
Butt lands a nice shot that snaps Cubbedge 's head back. #T1#
Butt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Butt misses the shot to the body.
Cubbedge staying out of range there.
Cubbedge 's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Cubbedge duly obliges. #CUT#
It looks like Bubble Butt has been cut.
Butt doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cubbedge uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Butt.
Cubbedge went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Cubbedge misses with a hook
and Butt counters with a three punch combo that has Cubbedge backing up. Cubbedge nods at Butt to acknowledge the strikes.
Cubbedge throws out a loose jab but Butt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt misses with an uppercut.
A counter left hand to the body from Cubbedge misses its target.
Butt misses with a hook.
Butt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cubbedge manages to avoid it.
Cubbedge swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Butt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Butt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butt misses with a leg kick.
Cubbedge seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Butt takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #T2#
Cubbedge uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Butt has time to react.
Cubbedge jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Butt misses the jab.
Butt lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cubbedge on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cubbedge looks to score with a jab to the body but Butt is just out of range.
Cubbedge slips under a jab from Butt.
Butt throws out a loose jab but Cubbedge uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt misses with a looping right.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Cubbedge knocks Butt out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Britt Cubbedge !
Bubble Butt spoke after the fight, saying 'power'.

Event: Skrap Fights 28
Date: Mar 09, 2019

#R1#
Butt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Maxwell's hands.
Butt lands a lovely overhand right.
Maxwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Maxwell throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Butt counter with a right hand.
Butt scores with a sloppy right hand. Maxwell should have avoided that one. #CUT#
It looks like Kevin Maxwell has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Maxwell.
Maxwell swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Butt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Maxwell swings widly with a right hand #KD#
and Butt counters with a crisp one two that drops Maxwell! Butt thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Maxwell to his feet! Maxwell is in big trouble!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butt ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Maxwell's jaw. Maxwell's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Butt does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Kevin Maxwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hey Brazil, you're a dump! All you filthy animals suck! '.

Event: Skrap Fights 24
Date: Feb 23, 2019

#R1#
Harryson misses with a telegraphed body shot #CL#
and Butt counters by clinching up.
Butt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Butt on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Harryson.
Harryson is looking to break free of the clinch but Butt has double underhooks.
Harryson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Butt.
Harryson takes a shot to the head.
Butt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Butt.
A head punch on the inside from Butt fails to land.
Butt gets through Harryson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Butt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Butt scores with a shoulder strike.
Butt lands a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Butt.
Butt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Harryson backwards.
Butt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Harryson backwards. #ROC#
Harryson is rocked!#T1#
Butt lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Harryson to his knees! Butt keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: Skrap Fights 16
Date: Jan 26, 2019

#R1#
Butt darts in trying to clinch#TD#
and Turturro counters with a single leg into guard. Butt didn't expect that.
Butt told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Butt can't keep his opponent in guard - Turturro advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Butt wants to control but Turturro is keeping busy.
Turturro is pressing down on Butt's thigh, looking to free his foot. Butt is holding on for now.
Butt punching from the bottom.
Butt is trying to maintain the position but Turturro is very close to passing his half guard.
Butt is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turturro looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Turturro is trying to control. Butt wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Turturro is trying to work for a kimura but Butt is defending well. #T1##SUB#
Turturro is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Butt sees it coming and defends easily.
Turturro performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB#
Turturro is looking for a kimura here.
Turturro is thwarting Butt's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Butt manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Turturro looking to pass the guard.
Butt really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turturro. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2#
Turturro works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Turturro is trying to control the action in half guard but Butt is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Butt is trying to maintain the position but Turturro is very close to passing his half guard.
Butt is looking to improve his position.
Butt is staying active underneath Turturro, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Turturro works his foot free and advances to mount.
Butt tries to reverse the position but Turturro maintains control.
Butt has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there. #SUB#
Turturro patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Butt can't escape the position. #SUB#
Turturro working for the choke. #SUB#
Butt is trying to defend against the choke here but Turturro has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Turturro Tightens the hold and Butt taps out furiously! Turturro displays superior BJJ to win the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Umberto Turturro!
After the fight, Umberto Turturro was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Bubble Butt spoke after the fight, saying 'power'.

Event: RapidFC 8
Date: Jan 05, 2019

#R1#
Butt moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A left lands for Butt.
Castilano takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A punch lands to the side of Castilano 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Butt.#KD2#
Butt lands a big right hand that sends Castilano crashing to the mat! Butt stays standing though and waves Castilano back to his feet!#ROC2#
Castilano is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Castilano's hands.
Oh Castilano is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Castilano gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Butt gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Castilano is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubble Butt!
In his post fight interview, Bubble Butt started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: Skrap Fights 10
Date: Dec 22, 2018

#R1#
Cubbedge swings for the body but Butt moves out of range.
Butt seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Butt with a jab.
Cubbedge fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cubbedge throws a right hand that Butt ducks under and follows up with a left that Butt also avoids with ease.
Butt scores with a jab. Cubbedge acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Butt connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cubbedge . Cubbedge circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cubbedge throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Butt uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cubbedge has time to react.
Cubbedge avoids a punch combination nicely.
As Butt backs off Cubbedge throws a huge counter combo but Butt manages to avoid it all.
Cubbedge looks to land a right hand but Butt moved out of range.
Butt lands with a cross.
Butt closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab by Cubbedge .
Cubbedge misses with a body shot.
Cubbedge moves out of range as Butt strikes.
Cubbedge scores with a crisp jab that stopped Butt in his tracks. #CL#
Butt clinches.
Cubbedge is trying to break free.#T1#
Cubbedge wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Butt has him pressed against the ropes.
Butt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cubbedge s head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Cubbedge .
A left hand lands to the body for Butt.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Butt pushes Cubbedge back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Butt misses with some punches.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Cubbedge breaks the clinch.
Butt connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cubbedge momentarily.
Cubbedge throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Butt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cubbedge misses with a series of wild punches.
Cubbedge scores with the left hand. Butt knows he should have avoided that one.
Butt avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cubbedge has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Butt finds it's way round the side to connect with Cubbedge 's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butt on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #T2#
Cubbedge swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cubbedge avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Butt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cubbedge connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Butt's hands.
Butt lunges at Cubbedge with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Cubbedge 's hand.
A low kick from Cubbedge is predictable there
enabling Butt to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#
Cubbedge is rocked!
Cubbedge does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Cubbedge is still on wobbly legs! Can Butt finish him?
Cubbedge switches off momentarily and Butt cracks him with a monster right hand! Cubbedge topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Butt dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Butt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

Event: Scrap Fights 5
Date: Nov 17, 2018

#R1#
A slow jab from Folks misses its intended target.
Butt misses the jab.
Butt fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Folks checks it well.
Butt looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#CL#
Butt rushes Folks and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Folks.
Folks lands a left hand that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Butt fails to land.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Butt fails to land.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Folks tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Folks is looking to break free of the clinch but Butt has double underhooks.
Butt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Folks working aggressively here.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.#T1#
Butt lands with a short shot to the head. #BC#
Butt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL#
Butt closes the distance and clinches.
Folks can't break the clinch.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Folks blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Still in the clinch, Folks scores with a nice short uppercut.
Folks has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Folks leaning against his opponent.
Butt throws an elbow that misses.
Butt throws a knee to the head but misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Folks.
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Folks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Folks can't break the clinch.
Folks wants to get back to striking at distance but Butt won't allow it. #T2#
Folks can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Butt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Folks's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Butt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A frustrated look appears on Folks's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Butt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Folks looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Folks avoids the elbow strike from Butt, against the ropes.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Butt throws an elbow but it misses.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Butt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Butt scores with a shoulder strike. #BC#
Butt manages to break the clinch. #T3##CL#
Butt closes the distance and clinches.
Folks misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Folks fails to land.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Folks looking to stall.
Butt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Folks's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Folks tries a body shot but Butt blocks it.
Butt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Folks.
Butt lands a body punch.
Butt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
Butt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#ROC#
Folks is rocked!
Butt is leaning against Folks and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T4#
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Folks is still on wobbly legs! Can Butt finish him?
Butt throws a big uppercut that drops Folks! More strikes from Butt and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Folks lies dazed against the ropes as Butt celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

Event: LFF : 5
Date: Sep 21, 2018

#R1#
Butt scores with a nice right hand.
Piszka shoots in for a takedown but Butt shows good takedown defense.
Butt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Butt scores with the left hand. Piszka knows he should have avoided that one.
Butt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd cheers as Butt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Piszka doesn't seem phased though.
Bubble Butt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Piszka takes one to the chin there.
Butt misses with a lunging right hand #TD#
and Piszka counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piszka missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Piszka perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Butt is trying to control but can't.
Piszka not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Piszka content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Butt is controlling Piszka's trapped leg to prevent Piszka from advancing to side control.#T1#
Piszka controlling the pace.
Butt works his way to full guard. Good work.
Butt being controlled here, momentarily.
Piszka seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Butt for as long as he can get away with.
Piszka with a flurry of punches that miss.
Butt is trying to keep Piszka in close.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Piszka controls from within his opponent's guard. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Butt throws an off balance right hand #TD#
and Piszka decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Butt's guard.
Butt wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Piszka has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Butt has momentary wrist control but Piszka slips an elbow through the middle.
Butt looking to hit a scissor sweep but Piszka is one step ahead there.
Piszka is stalling in the full guard.
Butt working a defensive guard but Piszka passes into half guard.
Piszka controlling the pace. #T3#
Butt wants to control but Piszka is keeping busy.
Piszka prevents Butt from improving his position.
Butt gets full guard.
Piszka stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Butt swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Piszka throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Butt works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Piszka slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Piszka throwing strikes from guard but Butt blocks nicely. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Piszka is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Piszka won't allow Butt to sweep him here.
Piszka landing with the ground and pound.
Piszka cracks Butt with a solid left hand.
Butt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Butt tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Butt is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Butt manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Piszka manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Butt must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Butt is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Butt trying to control but Piszka is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Krzysztof Piszka will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##TD#
Piszka closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Butt to the mat! Butt manages to get full guard.
Butt working a defensive guard here.
Butt might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Piszka haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Piszka is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Piszka connects with a couple of short punches.#T1#
Butt is trying to control the position but Piszka postures up.
Piszka sitting in guard here, content to control.
Butt is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Piszka defending well as Butt loads up on a big left hand.
Butt tries to clinch but fails miserably #TD#
and Piszka counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Butt trying to control here.
Piszka is controlling the pace.
Piszka continues to stall.#T2#
Piszka not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Piszka lands a nice short elbow.
Butt is trying to control but can't.
Piszka trying to control the pace.
Piszka working over Butt with some ground and pound. Butt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T3#
Butt wants to get back to full guard.
Krzysztof Piszka overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Piszka thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Butt has hold of Piszka's hands but Piszka slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Butt trying to control but Piszka postures up.
Piszka winds up and cracks Butt with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Butt taking some punishment here, with Piszka in his half guard.
Butt controlling the position well.
Piszka content to control rather than advance.
Butt tries to roll over but Piszka keeps him under control.#T4#
Piszka working over Butt with some ground and pound. Butt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Piszka drops an elbow to the side of Butt's head.
Piszka lands strikes from half guard.
Piszka lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Butt trying to hold on to Piszka's head to control him but Piszka postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Piszka missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Krzysztof Piszka dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Piszka changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Butt tries to avoid it but Piszka manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Butt to the ground. Butt escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Butt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Butt swings widly with a right hand #TD#
and Piszka counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Piszka.
Piszka postures up.
Piszka controlling from the top position.
Piszka trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Butt tries to land a sweep but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt looking to control.
Piszka is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Butt can do to turn this around?#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Butt is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.#T1#
Piszka takes a jab right on the kisser.
Butt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Butt misses with a right hand #TD#
and Piszka counters with a nice double leg into side control. Butt won't be happy with that.
A lull in the action here as Piszka stalls from top position.
Butt struggling a bit here.
Piszka creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.#T2#
Piszka staying calm.
Butt is trying to control Piszka's posture but Piszka avoids it.
Piszka cracks Butt with a big right hand but Butt just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Butt trying to remain calm as Piszka controls from the top position.
Butt tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T3#
Piszka in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Piszka lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Butt down.
Piszka slows the pace down.
Piszka working the ground and pound but Butt is defending the strikes.
Piszka lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Butt down.
Piszka working the ground and pound but Butt is defending the strikes.
Butt is trying to control Piszka's posture but Piszka avoids it.
Piszka cracks Butt with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Piszka immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Butt is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Piszka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Krzysztof Piszka!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 18, 2018

#R1#
Jordan's jab looks to have found its range, popping Butt under the eye.
Butt lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Butt lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Butt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jordan.
Butt is looking to chop away at Jordan's legs.
Jordan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice shot by Jordan.
Jordan throws a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Jordan misses its intended target.
Jordan lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Butt throws a hook but Jordan avoids it easily.
Butt darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Butt misses.
Jordan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Butt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jordan throws out the jab.
Butt misses the jab.
Butt throws a jab but it's blocked by Jordan.
Butt wants to clinch.#T1#
Jordan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jordan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jordan looks to land a left hand but Butt moved out of range nicely.
Butt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jordan misses with a looping left.
Jordan throws a jab when Butt was well out of range.
Butt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jordan might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Donk. Butt catches Jordan right on the button with a cross.
Jordan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Butt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jordan on the side of the head.#ROC#
Jordan is rocked!
Butt lands a nice looking body shot.
Jordan is still on wobbly legs! Can Butt finish him?
Jordan looks winded!
Butt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jordan.
Butt is looking to counter punch.
Butt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jordan tries to get into range but Butt steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Jordan! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Butt scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

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