Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: LoL R2 W5
Date: Dec 08, 2018

#R1#
Beerhands is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Blackard throws a hook to the side of Beerhands's head but Beerhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Blackard throws an off balance right hand
and Beerhands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Beerhands.
Blackard avoids the body shot from Beerhands.
Beerhands throws out a loose jab but Blackard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beerhands throws a right hand that misses #TD#
and Blackard counters with a single leg into guard. Beerhands didn't expect that. #SUB#
Blackard drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Blackard as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Beerhands screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Blackard! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Winchester Blackard!
In his post fight interview, Winchester Blackard started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: LoL R2 W4
Date: Dec 01, 2018

#R1#
Toddler looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A swing and a miss from Toddler.
Beerhands ducks right into an uppercut from Toddler.
Toddler swinging wildly here.
Beerhands is breathing heavily.
Beerhands takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Toddler moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Toddler lands a jab to Beerhands's midsection.#KD2#
Toddler cracks Beerhands with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Toddler has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Beerhands to stand back up!#ROC2#
Beerhands is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toddler finds Beerhands's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Beerhands flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Toddler lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Beerhands will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stud Toddler!

Event: LoL R2 W3
Date: Nov 24, 2018

#R1#
Hill shoots in but no luck this time.
A little feinted left hand from Beerhands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Beerhands seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Hill misses with a takedown attempt
and Hill takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#
It looks like Mark Hill has been cut.
Beerhands loads up on a big right hand but Hill slips the punch.
Hill misses with a takedown attempt
and Beerhands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Edward Beerhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Hill.#TD2#
Hill drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Beerhands struggling a bit here.
Hill lands a nice forearm strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hill cracks Beerhands with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Hill landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beerhands can't do much from the bottom here.
Hill has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hill lands a nice forearm strike.
Beerhands knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hill on the ground.
Beerhands takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Beerhands takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Beerhands on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Beerhands tries to get out of the position.
Beerhands takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Hill is chipping away with strikes. #T1##SUB2#
Hill is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Beerhands knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Beerhands takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
A lull in the action here as Hill stalls from top position.
Hill working the ground and pound from side control.
Beerhands on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Beerhands tries to bench press Hill off him but Hill keeps the position. #SUB2#
Hill is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Beerhands has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hill grinds an elbow into Beerhands's temple.
Hill working the ground and pound.
Beerhands is trying to control Hill's posture but Hill avoids it. #T2#
Beerhands is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Hill is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Beerhands tries to bench press Hill off him but Hill keeps the position.
Hill looks up at the clock and then as Beerhands takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Hill smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Hill wants to lay and pray for a moment but Beerhands keeps working.
Beerhands struggling a bit here.
Beerhands takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Beerhands is looking to regain half guard here but Hill keeps moving and retains side control.
Hill connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Beerhands some visible discomfort.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beerhands regains half guard.
Hill trying to mount his opponent but Beerhands defends it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beerhands is refusing to be controlled, as Hill sits in half guard.
Hill takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#T3#
Hill is nestled in close to Beerhands, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Hill trying to control the action but Beerhands is working from the bottom.
Hill lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Beerhands gets full guard.
Hill lands a couple of digs.
Hill working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Hill scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Beerhands keeping moving, preventing Hill from controlling successfully.
Hill is in close to Beerhands's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Hill trying to control but Beerhands is working from the bottom.
Hill connects with a couple of short punches.#T4#
Beerhands seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Hill scoring with some ground and pound.
Hill works over Beerhands with some ground and pound from guard.
Hill working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Beerhands's head.#SUB#
Beerhands has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hill can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Hill is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Beerhands controls Hill momentarily but Hill frees himself. #SUB#
Beerhands working for a triangle but Hill defends it easily.
Hill with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hill's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hill with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hill landing with the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Hill dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mark Hill's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##TD2#
Hill closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Beerhands to the mat! Beerhands manages to get full guard.
Beerhands is trying to control the position but Hill postures up. #SUB#
Beerhands escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hill gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hill lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Beerhands keeping moving, preventing Hill from controlling successfully.
Hill passes into half guard.
Beerhands tries to roll over but Hill keeps him under control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hill wants to lay and pray for a moment but Beerhands keeps working.
Hill tries to pass the half guard into mount. Beerhands knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Beerhands controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Hill landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T1#
Hill looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Beerhands with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hill trying to control from half guard but Beerhands is working away.
Hill lands with a punch from half guard.
Beerhands is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hill lands a nice short elbow.
Beerhands has hold of Hill's hands but Hill slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Beerhands is trying to control but Hill manages to pass to mount!
Hill tries to control but Beerhands wriggling away.
Hill with a couple of short strikes.#ROC2#
Beerhands is rocked!#T2##SUB2#
Hill working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Beerhands tries to lock up and control but Hill gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hill is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Beerhands can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Oh Beerhands is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hill wants to control the pace but Beerhands is squirming around nicely.
Beerhands seems to have got his legs back now.
Beerhands is in all sorts of trouble here.
Beerhands is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beerhands tries to reverse the position but Hill maintains control.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Beerhands wants to hold on but Hill pushes him away.
Hill in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Hill content just to control the position here.
Hill landing shots from mount.
Beerhands sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Beerhands moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#SUB#
Beerhands looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Hill passes into side control. #T3#
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Hill working the body and head with strikes. #SUB2#
Hill working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Hill is chipping away with strikes.
Beerhands on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Beerhands is trying to control Hill's posture but Hill avoids it.
Beerhands is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Beerhands is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Hill tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Beerhands is trying to improve his position.#T4#
Hill landing a few strikes.
Beerhands takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Hill trying to control the action but Beerhands is working from the bottom.
Beerhands wants to control but Hill postures up.
Hill lands some shots froms side control.
Hill has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Beerhands tries to bench press Hill off him but Hill keeps the position.
Hill working the head and body with strikes.
Hill lands an elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hill advances to mount.
Beerhands is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hill is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Beerhands goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Hill!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mark Hill!
After winning the bout, Mark Hill thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: LoL R2 W2
Date: Nov 17, 2018

#R1#
Abraham with a jab.#CL2#
Abraham clinches with his opponent.
Beerhands tries to throw a body punch but Abraham avoids it by throwing Beerhands back against the cage.
Beerhands blocks an uppercut.
Beerhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Abraham controls his hands.
Beerhands misses with a punch on the inside.
Beerhands is looking to break free of the clinch but Abraham has double underhooks.
Abraham looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Beerhands working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Abraham.
A short uppercut from Abraham.
Abraham lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short body shot lands from Beerhands as the two fighters clinch.
Beerhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Abraham uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abraham blocking some punches.
Abraham stalling in the clinch.
Abraham misses with a short punch on the inside.
Beerhands throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Abrahams head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beerhands is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Beerhands is trying to break the clinch but Abraham has him pressed against the cage.
Abraham lands a hook that snaps the head of Beerhands backwards.
Beerhands is leaning against Abraham and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T1#
Abraham prevents a body shot from Beerhands.
Beerhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Abraham lands a left hand.
Abraham misses with the head strike.
Abraham swings wildly with an uppercut but Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beerhands is trying to break the clinch but Abraham is controlling him.
Beerhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beerhands.
Beerhands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Beerhands is trying to break the clinch but Abraham has him pressed against the cage.
Abraham lands with a short shot to the head.
Beerhands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Beerhands blocking some punches.
Beerhands misses with a punch to the body.
Abraham goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Abraham lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Beerhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Abraham controls his hands.
Abraham has Beerhands pressed against the cage, preventing Beerhands from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T2#
Abraham has a couple of punches blocked by Beerhands.
Beerhands blocks an uppercut.
Abraham tries a body shot but Beerhands blocks it.
Beerhands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Beerhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Abraham controls his hands.
Beerhands gets through Abraham's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Abraham misses with a hook from the clinch.
Beerhands tries a body shot but Abraham blocks it.
Abraham swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Abraham misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abraham lands with a short shot to the head.
Abraham tries to throw a body punch but Beerhands avoids it by throwing Abraham back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abraham.
Abraham doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Beerhands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Beerhands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Abraham lands a nice uppercut.
A short left from Beerhands.
Beerhands misses with a punch to the body.
Abraham takes a shot to the head. #T3#
Abraham throws a head punch that misses.
Abraham swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Beerhands blocking some punches.
The referee is keeping an eye on Abraham - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Abraham misses with a punch to the body.
Abraham throws a punch but it's blocked by Beerhands.
Abraham throws a head punch that misses.
Abraham tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Beerhands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Beerhands scores with a shot to the side of Abraham's head.
Beerhands is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Beerhands misses with some punches.
Beerhands tries to circle away but Abraham has him pinned against the cage.
Abraham throws a head punch that misses.
Abraham fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Abraham misses with some punches.
Beerhands blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T4#
Abraham makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Beerhands cracks Abraham with a nice body shot.
Abraham swings wildly with an uppercut but Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abraham swings wildly with an uppercut but Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abraham doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abraham.
Beerhands is looking to break free of the clinch but Abraham has double underhooks.
Abraham has a couple of punches blocked by Beerhands.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Abraham swings wildly with an uppercut but Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beerhands misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Beerhands lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Abraham fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Abraham working aggressively here.
Abraham tries a body shot but Beerhands blocks it.
Abraham throws a head punch that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Isaac Abraham dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Beerhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Abraham.
It looked like Beerhands was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Abraham.
Beerhands steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Abraham.
Beerhands looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Abraham scores with a shot to the body.
Abraham staying out of range there.
Beerhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Abraham manages to avoid it.
Beerhands takes a swing at Abraham's ribcage but misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Abraham misses the target.
Abraham throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Beerhands throws a nice looking combination but Abraham bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Abraham swings widly with a right hand
and Beerhands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Abraham thinking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beerhands swats away the attempt to clinch by Abraham.
Abraham bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Beerhands lands a body shot.
Abraham misses with a looping right.#T1#
Abraham jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Abraham throws a lazy uppercut
and Beerhands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Abraham misses with a wild combination.
Abraham darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Abraham misses with a looping left.
Abraham tries to clinch there but Beerhands circles away.
Beerhands throws a looping overhand right but Abraham ducks down to avoid it.
A big right from Beerhands misses.
Beerhands cracks Abraham with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beerhands. Abraham does a little dance to reset his feet.
Beerhands defending well as Abraham loads up on a big left hand.
Beerhands misses the jab.
Abraham throws out a loose jab but Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Beerhands drops Abraham with a big left hand! Abraham is injured, injured bad! Beerhands jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edward Beerhands!
During a confident post fight interview, Edward Beerhands thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: LoL R2 W1
Date: Nov 10, 2018

#R1#
A swing and a miss from Beerhands.
Beerhands has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Frank Martin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beerhands scores with a shot to the body.
Beerhands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Martin.
Martin with a lazy takedown attempt
and Beerhands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Beerhands cracks Martin with an open hand slap.
Martin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beerhands.
Martin misses with a takedown attempt - Beerhands sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Martin tries to close the distance and clinch but Beerhands swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Martin wants to clinch
and Beerhands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Martin tries to clinch there but Beerhands circles away.
A lazy body kick from Martin
and Beerhands counters with a straight right hand.
Martin shoots in looking for a takedown but Beerhands manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Martin's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Martin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fight stays on the outside here - Martin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Beerhands misses with a wild body shot.
Beerhands stuffs the takedown.
The fighters circling - Beerhands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Martin, right into the meat. #T2#
Martin wants to clinch up but Beerhands keeps it at a distance.
Martin shoots in looking for a takedown but Beerhands manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Martin's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Beerhands scores with the left hand. Martin knows he should have avoided that one.
Martin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beerhands throws out the jab.
Martin slips under a jab from Beerhands.
Beerhands jabs Martin right on the nose. Martin blinks but takes it well.
Martin walks into a stiff left hand from Beerhands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Martin blocks a jab.
Beerhands throws the left hand but Martin avoids the punch easily.#T3#
Martin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Beerhands.
Beerhands looks to land a right hand but Martin moved out of range.
Martin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Martin misses with a takedown
and Beerhands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Beerhands scores with a hook.
Martin is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Beerhands moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edward Beerhands!
Our winner, Edward Beerhands, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: LOL 7B
Date: Oct 28, 2018

#R1#
Healy lands a nice shot that snaps Beerhands's head back.
Healy misses the shot to the body.
Healy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Healy goes for a double leg but Beerhands avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Beerhands continues to drive forward.
Healy has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beerhands. Healy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Healy slips a straight right by Beerhands.
Beerhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Healy misses.
Beerhands on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
No luck for Healy with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Healy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beerhands moves away.
An attempted straight right counter from Beerhands misses the target.
Beerhands takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Beerhands slips under a jab from Healy.
Nice uppercut there from Beerhands.#T1#
Healy thuds a left hand into Beerhands's body.
Healy scores with a nice strike.
Healy misses with an uppercut.
Beerhands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Beerhands misses with a hook.
Beerhands walks into a stiff left hand from Healy.
Healy connects with a right hand. Beerhands shakes it off.
Beerhands connects with a single shot there.
Healy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Beerhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Beerhands looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Beerhands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sloppy strikes from Beerhands. Those never looked like landing. #T2#
Healy misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Beerhands was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Healy.
Giuseppe Healy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Healy misses with a combination
enabling Beerhands to counter with a crisp jab.
Healy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A big right from Beerhands misses.
Healy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Healy swinging wildly here.
Beerhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Healy misses with a straight left.
An attempted straight right counter from Beerhands misses the target.
Healy just misses with a punch to the body.
Beerhands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Beerhands avoids a punch combination nicely. #T3#
Beerhands throws a poor cross that misses
and Healy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Beerhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beerhands misses with a looping left.
Beerhands on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Healy looks to score with a jab to the body but Beerhands is just out of range.
Healy takes a swing at Beerhands's ribcage but misses.
Healy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Beerhands has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Healy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beerhands manages to avoid it.
Healy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beerhands.
Edward Beerhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Healy slips under a jab from Beerhands.#T4#
Healy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beerhands.
Healy blocks a jab.
Beerhands misses with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circle momentarily. Healy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Healy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Beerhands rather than just go for the knockout.
Healy throws a combination. Beerhands tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Healy moves into range and connects with a jab.
A shot to the body from Healy misses
and Beerhands counters with a stiff right hand.
Healy misses the body punch
and Beerhands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Beerhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Healy.
Healy tries to bum rush Beerhands with a series of wild strikes but Beerhands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Beerhands throws a hook to the side of Healy's head but Healy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Healy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Giuseppe Healy dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Healy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Beerhands takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Healy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Healy lands a nice hook to Beerhands's body. Beerhands takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Beerhands misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Healy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Beerhands looks to throw the jab but Healy is out of range.
Healy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Beerhands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Healy.
Beerhands uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Healy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Healy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Beerhands to score with a decent uppercut.
Healy misses with a wild body shot.
Beerhands is looking to counter punch.
Healy scores with a jab to the body.
Healy moves away from the strike by Beerhands. #T1#
Healy lands a body shot.
Beerhands on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Beerhands takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Beerhands misses with a left hand
and Healy counters with a straight right hand.
Healy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Beerhands looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Healy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Beerhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Healy moves away.
Healy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Healy ducks under a wild hook from Beerhands.
Healy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Beerhands avoids it really well and circles away.#T2#
Healy throws a hook but Beerhands avoids it easily.
Giuseppe Healy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Beerhands slips a straight right by Healy.
It looked like Beerhands wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Beerhands thows a left - swing and a miss!
Beerhands throws a right hand that misses
and Healy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Healy lands a slapping body shot.
Beerhands doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Beerhands takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Beerhands misses with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Healy. Beerhands does a little dance to reset his feet.#T3#
Healy lands a jab.
Beerhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Healy slips under a jab from Beerhands.
Beerhands's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Healy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Beerhands scrambles back to his feet.
Beerhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Healy defending well as Beerhands loads up on a big left hand.
Healy tries for a takedown but Beerhands circles away easily
and Beerhands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Beerhands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Healy throws a body punch but Beerhands moves out of range.
Beerhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T4#
Healy throws a hook to the side of Beerhands's head but Beerhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Healy works the jab nicely.
Healy throws a body punch but Beerhands moves out of range.
Healy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Beerhands counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slow jab from Healy misses its intended target.
Healy misses the jab.
Beerhands misses with a straight right.
Beerhands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Healy throws out the jab.
Beerhands bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Healy's head backwards.
Beerhands is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Healy connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Giuseppe Healy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Healy misses with the combination.
Healy throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Healy misses with a few strikes there.
Healy throws a hook to the side of Beerhands's head but Beerhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Healy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Healy misses with a lunging right hand
letting Beerhands counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Healy.
Beerhands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Beerhands uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Healy.
Beerhands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Beerhands cracks Healy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#T1#
Beerhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Beerhands scores with a one two! Healy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Healy misses with a wild body shot.
Beerhands slips under a jab from Healy.
Healy misses with a hook.
Beerhands throws an overhand right that lands on Healy's shoulder, as Healy tries to avoid the shot.
Healy moves away from the strike by Beerhands.
Healy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Healy misses with a right hand
and Beerhands counters with a left to the body.
Healy throws a right hand that misses
and Beerhands counters with a nice uppercut.
Beerhands connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Healy misses with a lunging right hand
and Beerhands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T2#
Healy throws a poor cross that misses
letting Beerhands counter with a right hand. #ROC#
Healy is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beerhands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Healy misses with a straight left.
Healy misses with a straight left.
Healy throws a body shot but no joy.
Healy scores with a three punch combo!
Beerhands misses with a left hand
and Healy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beerhands throws a hook but Healy blocks it.
Beerhands takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Beerhands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T3#
Beerhands looks to land a right hand but Healy moved out of range.
A swing and a miss from Healy.
Healy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Healy misses the jab.
Beerhands throws a lazy right hand but Healy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Edward Beerhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Healy throws a combination that misses
enabling Beerhands to counter with a crisp jab.
Healy misses with a right hand
and Beerhands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Beerhands takes a swing at Healy's ribcage but misses.
Beerhands swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Beerhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Healy. #T4#
Jab from Healy.
Beerhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Healy lands a nice looking body shot.
Healy misses the shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Beerhands misses with a hook
and Healy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Beerhands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Beerhands misses with an uppercut
letting Healy counter with a right hand.
Healy lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Beerhands throws a poor cross that misses
and Beerhands takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Giuseppe Healy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Healy defending well as Beerhands loads up on a big left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Giuseppe Healy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Healy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Giuseppe Healy!

Event: LOL 6B
Date: Oct 21, 2018

#R1#
Beerhands connects with a crisp jab.
A big left from Boi misses.
Boi takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Beerhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Beerhands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Decent striking displayed by Boi there.#CL2#
Beerhands instigates a clinch.
Beerhands lands a nice shot to the body.
Boi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage.
Boi is trying to break the clinch but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage.
Beerhands is leaning against Boi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Boi wants to break the clinch but can't. #TD2#
Beerhands ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Beerhands no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB2#
Beerhands has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Boi can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beerhands pulls Boi in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Beerhands is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Boi would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #T1##SUB2#
Beerhands is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Boi trying to stand up but can't free himself from Beerhands's guard.#SU#
Boi gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Beerhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Beerhands misses with a hook.
Boi lands with a right hand.
Beerhands lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range. #CUT2#
It looks like Fok Boi has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Beerhands.
Boi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beerhands.
Boi throws a body punch but Beerhands moves out of range.
Beerhands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Boi has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Malmi Aitta in the buildup to the fight.
Beerhands's corner calls for a 1-2. Beerhands obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #T2#
A lazy left from Beerhands finds it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
Beerhands clinches. #TD2#
Beerhands jumps into guard, dragging Boi to the mat. #SUB2#
Beerhands is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Boi wants to stand but Beerhands is controlling his posture from full guard. #SUB2#
Beerhands had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Boi defends it easily.
Boi trying to stand up but can't free himself from Beerhands's guard.
Boi is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SU#
Boi gets to his feet - Beerhands follows without any prompting.
Boi drops his hands momentarily and Beerhands takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A swing and a miss from Boi.#T3#
Beerhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A slow jab from Boi misses its intended target.
Boi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Beerhands throws out a counter right but Boi avoids it with no problem.
Beerhands defending well as Boi loads up on a big left hand.
Beerhands digs a good body shot into Boi's ribs.
Boi missing with a left hand there. Beerhands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Boi throws a lazy right hand but Beerhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Beerhands misses with a straight right.
Boi clobbers Beerhands with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #CL2#
Beerhands drives through and clinches with Boi against the cage.
Beerhands tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Boi tries to break the clinch but Beerhands is controlling the position.
Beerhands is leaning against Boi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Boi working hard to break the clinch.
Beerhands lands a right hand that snaps the head of Boi backwards.
Beerhands jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Boi walks away with a smile on his face. Beerhands gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Boi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.#T4#
Beerhands lands a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beerhands slips a jab from Boi.
Fok Boi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boi misses with a hook #CL2#
and Beerhands counters by moving into the clinch.
Beerhands's coach down at Fit-Out was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Beerhands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Boi is trying to break the clinch but Beerhands is controlling him.
Beerhands works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Beerhands lands a body shot.
Boi is breathing heavily.
Beerhands lands a body shot in the clinch. #TD2#
Beerhands jumps guard and drags Boi to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Beerhands manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Boi manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Beerhands won't allow Boi to sweep him here.
Beerhands seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Boi trying to control the position.
Beerhands wants to pass the guard but Boi is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Beerhands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fok Boi's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Beerhands closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #TD2#
Beerhands jumps into guard, dragging Boi to the mat.
Boi tries to stand but Beerhands is controlling from the bottom. #SUB2#
Beerhands looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Beerhands is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #SUB2#
Beerhands is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Boi is aware though and is defending well.
Beerhands is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Beerhands has his foot on Boi's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Boi works his way back into a safe position though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Beerhands is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SU#
Boi stands and steps away. Beerhands gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Boi just misses with a punch to the body.
Beerhands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Boi throws a jab when Beerhands was well out of range.
Boi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T1#
Beerhands looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Boi cracks Beerhands with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big left from Boi misses.
Beerhands tries to counter with a clinch but Boi shakes him off and moves away.
Beerhands ducks right into an uppercut from Boi.
Boi lands a jab.#CL2#
Beerhands instigates a clinch.
Boi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Boi has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Beerhands has Boi pressed against the cage, preventing Boi from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Beerhands lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boi.
Beerhands tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Beerhands keeps control of Boi as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Boi wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Beerhands lands a hook that snaps the head of Boi backwards. #T2#
Beerhands pushes Boi back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Beerhands lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beerhands jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Boi walks away with a smile on his face. Beerhands gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Boi throws a jab but it's blocked by Beerhands.
Fok Boi is winning the standup battle so far.
Beerhands swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Beerhands lands with a good body shot.
Boi looks to land a left hand but Beerhands moved out of range nicely.
Boi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Beerhands.
Boi avoids the body shot from Beerhands.
Boi is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boi.
Beerhands listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Beerhands slips a jab from Boi.
Beerhands throws out a counter right but Boi avoids it with no problem.
Boi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boi throws a lazy right hand but Beerhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boi walks into a jab.#T3#
Good standup being displayed there by Beerhands as he connects with a hook.
Beerhands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Boi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Beerhands counters with a straight right hand.#ROC2#
Boi is rocked!
Boi glances at the clock... BAM! Beerhands nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Boi crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Boi is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Edward Beerhands!
During a confident post fight interview, Edward Beerhands thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: LOL 5B
Date: Oct 14, 2018

#R1#
Dunham misses with a shot to the body
and Beerhands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Beerhands swinging wildly here.
Nice straight punches there by Dunham. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dunham.
Dunham throws a body shot but no joy.
Dunham scores with a sloppy right hand. Beerhands should have avoided that one.
Dunham looks to land a combination but Beerhands avoids it well. #CL#
Beerhands clinches up with Dunham and pushes him back against the cage.
Dunham wants to get back to striking at distance but Beerhands won't allow it.
Dunham is looking for a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dunham tries to pull guard but Beerhands forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Beerhands lands a body punch.
Beerhands is stalling here.
Beerhands digs a right hand into Dunham's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dunham's gas tank.
Good body shot from Beerhands. #T1#
Dunham tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Beerhands just stands there and leans against the cage.
Edward Beerhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Trip Dunham.
Beerhands lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dunham.
Beerhands scores with a shoulder strike.
Beerhands lands a body punch in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Beerhands.
Beerhands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dunham looks winded!
Beerhands works on Dunham's body with a couple of short punches.
Beerhands is pressed up against the cage. Dunham has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Beerhands down to the mat. Beerhands avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Beerhands digs a good body shot into Dunham's ribs.
Nice cross by Beerhands.
A telegraphed right hand from Beerhands misses the target.
Beerhands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dunham in his tracks.
Beerhands scores with a nice right hand.
Dunham misses the shot to the body. #T2#
A jab from Beerhands misses.
A big right from Beerhands misses.
Nice shot lands for Beerhands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dunham misses with a double jab #CL#
and Beerhands counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Beerhands.
Dunham wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage.
Beerhands tries to work over Dunham's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Beerhands lands a body punch.
Beerhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dunham's elbow.
Beerhands misses with a punch to the body.
Beerhands slowing the pace effectively.
Dunham wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage.
Beerhands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Beerhands has Dunham pressed against the cage, preventing Dunham from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T3#
Dunham tries to break the clinch but Beerhands is controlling the position.
Beerhands digs a right hand underneath Dunham's ribcage. Dunham let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Beerhands throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dunhams head.
Dunham wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage.
Dunham tries to circle away but Beerhands has him pinned against the cage.
Dunham tries to break free but Beerhands pushes him back against the cage.
Beerhands lands a body punch.
Dunham is trying to break free.
A short uppercut from Beerhands.
Dunham tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Beerhands works on Dunham's body with a couple of short punches.
Beerhands lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Beerhands.
Beerhands holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Beerhands lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T4#
A nice left hand lands by Beerhands.
Beerhands scores with a hook to the body.
Beerhands pushes Dunham back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dunham drops down looking for an ankle pick but Beerhands pulls his leg out and moves away.
Dunham misses with a body punch
and Beerhands counters with a straight right hand.
Dunham connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice uppercut lands for Beerhands. That snapped Dunham's head back.
Dunham throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beerhands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dunham throws the left hand but Beerhands avoids the punch easily.
Dunham misses with a right hand #CL#
and Beerhands counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Dunham is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dunham is trying to force a seperation but Beerhands has the dominant position.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Beerhands.
Dunham blocks a body shot from Beerhands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Beerhands dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Beerhands misses with an uppercut. Dunham saw that one coming.
Dunham just misses with a punch to the body.
Dunham misses with a body shot
and Beerhands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dunham cracks Beerhands with a right hand to the side of the head.
Beerhands is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Beerhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Beerhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dunham misses with a body punch
and Beerhands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Edward Beerhands is winning the standup battle so far.
Beerhands slips under a jab.
A quick step to the side and Beerhands tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dunham takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dunham connects with a crisp jab.
Trip Dunham seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beerhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dunham throws an overhand right that lands on Beerhands's shoulder, as Beerhands tries to avoid the shot.
A slow jab from Dunham misses its intended target.
Beerhands misses with a looping right.#T1#
Dunham just misses with a punch to the body.
Dunham lands a lovely overhand right.
Dunham avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dunham lands a slapping body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dunham. Beerhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dunham lands with a right hand.
Dunham cracks Beerhands with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dunham throws an ugly left hook that misses #CL#
and Beerhands counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Beerhands.
Beerhands lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dunham backwards.
Beerhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dunham wants a takedown.
A right handed body shot lands from Beerhands.
Beerhands keeps control of Dunham as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #T2#
Beerhands lands a shoulder strike.
Beerhands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dunham can do to turn this around?
Dunham wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Beerhands misses with a punch to the body.
Dunham wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Beerhands can't find room to land a body shot as Dunham controls the action.
Dunham is trying to push Beerhands away but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Beerhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Beerhands lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beerhands manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Beerhands lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Beerhands lands a body punch.
Beerhands tries to work over Dunham's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dunham looking for a takedown.
Beerhands lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T3#
Dunham is trying to break free.
Dunham tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Beerhands smiles and moves away.
Edward Beerhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Trip Dunham.
Dunham works the jab nicely.
Donk. Dunham catches Beerhands right on the button with a cross.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dunham, as that shot connected.
Dunham misses with the combination.
Dunham throws a jab but it's blocked by Beerhands.
Beerhands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Beerhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#CL#
Beerhands closes the distance and pushes Dunham back into the cage.
Beerhands dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.#T4#
Dunham is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Beerhands to keep the fight standing.
Dunham is trying to force a seperation but Beerhands has the dominant position.
Beerhands lands with a right to the head.
Beerhands lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dunham backwards.
Dunham tries to break the clinch but Beerhands is controlling the position.
Beerhands misses with a punch to the body.
Beerhands lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dunham jumps guard but Beerhands turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A right hand to the body from Beerhands.
Dunham wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Beerhands works on Dunham's body with a couple of short punches.
Edward Beerhands has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dunham blocks a body shot from Beerhands.
Beerhands lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dunham backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Beerhands dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Dunham lands with a nice combination. Beerhands backs away looking to recover.
Beerhands misses with a lunging right hand
letting Dunham counter with a right hand.
Beerhands swings widly with a right hand
and Dunham counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beerhands takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Beerhands is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Beerhands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Beerhands ducks under a wild hook from Dunham.
Beerhands throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dunham sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL#
Beerhands darts in and clinches Dunham up against the cage.
Beerhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dunham tries to circle away but Beerhands has him pinned against the cage.
Dunham prevents a body shot from Beerhands.
Beerhands lands with a short shot to the head.
Dunham is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dunham is trying to force a seperation but Beerhands has the dominant position.#T1#
Beerhands lands an uppercut.
Dunham is working for takedown but Beerhands is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dunham looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dunham tries for a takedown but Beerhands manages to get underhooks.
Beerhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Dunham controls his hands.
Beerhands is working Dunham over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Beerhands.
Dunham wants to get back to striking at distance but Beerhands won't allow it.
Dunham tries to circle away but Beerhands has him pinned against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Beerhands.
Beerhands is leaning against Dunham and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Beerhands lands a body shot.
Dunham has had enough of the clinch but Beerhands keeps him there for the moment.
Beerhands working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Beerhands works on Dunham's body with a couple of short punches.#T2#
A short body shot lands from Beerhands as the two fighters clinch.
Beerhands scores with a hook to the body.
Beerhands cracks Dunham with a nice body shot.
Beerhands scores with a hook to the body.
A short body shot lands from Beerhands as the two fighters clinch.
Beerhands presses Dunham against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Beerhands cracks Dunham with a nice body shot.
Beerhands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Beerhands working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beerhands works on Dunham's body with a couple of short punches.
Beerhands lands a body punch in the clinch.
Beerhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dunham backwards.
A body shot lands from Beerhands.
Beerhands scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T3#
Dunham goes for a takedown attempt but Beerhands pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Edward Beerhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Trip Dunham.
Dunham connects with a single shot there.
Beerhands throws a poor cross that misses
and Dunham counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Beerhands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Beerhands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Beerhands misses with a straight right.
Beerhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dunham was well out of range. Poor timing from Beerhands.
Dunham throws a body shot but no joy.
Dunham loads up on a big right hand but Beerhands slips the punch.
Beerhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dunham.#T4#
Dunham moves out of range of the strikes.
Beerhands tries to move into range but Dunham moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dunham darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dunham uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dunham catches Beerhands with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dunham throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Edward Beerhands is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dunham throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dunham misses the shot to the body.
Dunham avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Beerhands looks to land a left hand but Dunham moved out of range nicely.
Dunham throws a hook to the side of Beerhands's head but Beerhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trip Dunham has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dunham displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beerhands throws out the jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Edward Beerhands.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Beerhands, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Edward Beerhands!
A victorious Edward Beerhands thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: LOL 4B
Date: Oct 07, 2018

#R1#
Chu throws a looping overhand right but Beerhands ducks down to avoid it.
Beerhands wants to counter the offense by Chu and move into the clinch position.
Chu looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Chu lands a nice hook to Beerhands's body. Beerhands takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Beerhands takes a jab right on the kisser.
Beerhands uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Chu has time to react.
Beerhands keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Chu misses with a few strikes there.
Chu missing with a left hand there. Beerhands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Beerhands misses with a wild body shot.
Chu throws a lazy uppercut
and Beerhands counters with a stiff right hand.
Beerhands misses with an uppercut.
Chu connects with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beerhands misses with a body shot.
Chu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Beerhands.
Chu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chu bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Chu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Beerhands's head.
Chu blocks a jab.
Chu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T1##KD#
Chu feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Beerhands sprawling to the canvas! Beerhands rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Chu finish him?! #ROC#
Beerhands is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Edward Beerhands has been cut.
Beerhands looks winded!
Beerhands slips a jab from Chu.
Beerhands is still on wobbly legs! Can Chu finish him?
Beerhands tries to clinch but Chu moves out of range.
Beerhands seems to have recovered his senses.
The fighters circling - Beerhands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chu slips a straight right by Beerhands.
A telegraphed right hand from Chu misses the target.
Sake Chu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chu lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Beerhands circles away quickly and effectively.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chu. Beerhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Beerhands throws out a counter right but Chu avoids it with no problem.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beerhands dodges the punch combination from Chu.
Chu throws a nice looking combination but Beerhands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beerhands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chu throws a lazy right hand but Beerhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A cross from Chu lands.
Chu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#CL2#
Beerhands takes the fight into the clinch.
Chu scores with a shot to the side of Beerhands's head. #T2#
Chu can't find room to land a body shot as Beerhands controls the action. #BC#
Chu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chu misses with a double jab
and Beerhands counters with a stiff right hand.
A shot to the liver by Chu. Beautiful body shot.
Beerhands throws a jab when Chu was well out of range.
Chu throws a jab when Beerhands was well out of range.
Chu throws a combination that misses
and Beerhands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chu misses with a lunging right hand
and Chu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A swing and a miss from Beerhands.
Chu lands a jab-cross combination.
Chu fails to land with a series of punches.
Chu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beerhands.#CL2#
Beerhands moves into the clinch.
Beerhands lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Chu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Beerhands - that landed with a thud. #T3#
Chu misses with the head strike. #TD2#
Beerhands jumps guard.
Chu stopping the sweep attempt from Beerhands.
Beerhands keeps trying to improve his position.
Beerhands looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #SUB2#
Chu avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Beerhands not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Chu showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB2#
Chu got a little sloppy there for a moment and Beerhands has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Chu has managed to get both his arms back between Beerhands's legs - danger averted.
Chu trying to control but Beerhands is working from the bottom.
Chu is stalling in the full guard. #T4#
Beerhands seems keen to control Chu's posture.#SUB2#
Beerhands throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chu controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Chu trying to control the position from guard on top but Beerhands is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chu won't allow Beerhands to sweep him here. #SUB2#
Beerhands has his foot on Chu's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Chu works his way back into a safe position though.
Chu wants to control from the top but Beerhands keeps moving.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chu tries to free his leg and advance position but Beerhands is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Beerhands looking for a guillotine here but Chu defends easily. #SUB2#
Beerhands looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sake Chu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Edward Beerhands's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Chu bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Beerhands's coach down at Fit-Out was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Beerhands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Chu misses with a hook. Beerhands ducked under it nicely.
Beerhands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Chu's head.
Beerhands misses with a looping left.
Chu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beerhands.
Beerhands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chu scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Beerhands cracks Chu with an open hand slap.
Chu throws a sloppy body shot
and Beerhands counters with a series of strikes. Chu will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beerhands.
A jab from Beerhands misses.
Chu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beerhands moves away.
Chu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Beerhands.
Chu misses with a looping left.
Chu connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Beerhands momentarily. #T1#
Chu darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Beerhands tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chu manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Beerhands ducks under a wild hook from Chu.
Chu throws a shot to the body.
Beerhands might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Beerhands throws a hook but Chu avoids it easily.
Chu misses with a few strikes there.
Chu scores with a nice strike.
Chu fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beerhands. Chu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Beerhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beerhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Chu.
Beerhands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chu misses the jab.
Chu cracks Beerhands with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chu scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Beerhands doesn't seem bothered though.
Beerhands is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chu lands a slapping body shot. #T2#
Chu misses with a wild body shot.
Chu lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Chu.
A telegraphed right hand from Chu misses the target.
Chu has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Beerhands finds it's way round the side to connect with Chu's head.
A telegraphed right hand from Beerhands misses the target.
Chu loads up on a big right hand but Beerhands slips the punch.
Chu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Beerhands.
Beerhands ducks under a wild hook from Chu.
Chu darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Beerhands takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Chu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Beerhands.
Chu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Chu moves out of range of the strikes.
Chu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Beerhands.
It seemed like Beerhands was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Chu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beerhands appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.#T3#
Chu moves away from the strike by Beerhands.
Chu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beerhands can do to turn this around?
Chu throws a nice looking combination but Beerhands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beerhands misses with a straight right.
A big left from Chu misses.
Chu scores with a jab to the head.
Beerhands has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chu finds it's way round the side to connect with Beerhands's head.
Chu misses the body punch
and Beerhands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beerhands.#CL2#
Beerhands closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chu prevents a body shot from Beerhands. #TD2#
Beerhands gets control of Chu's arms and successfully pulls guard. Beerhands will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Chu knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Beerhands on the ground.
Chu slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB2#
Chu avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Beerhands looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4##SUB2#
Beerhands is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chu is aware though and is defending well.
Chu trying to control but Beerhands is working from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Beerhands can do anything to dispel that myth.
Chu is really struggling to control Beerhands but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Chu is fighting to break Beerhands's control of his arms but Beerhands is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Chu passes Beerhands's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chu not doing much here.
Chu has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Chu's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sake Chu dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Edward Beerhands's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Chu misses with an uppercut.
Chu cracks Beerhands with an open hand slap.
Chu misses with an uppercut. Beerhands saw that one coming.
Beerhands looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Some wild striking there from Chu.
Chu misses with a hook. Beerhands ducked under it nicely.
Chu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beerhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Chu.
Chu jabs at Beerhands's body.
Sake Chu is winning the standup battle so far.
Chu falls off balance throwing a combination
and Beerhands counters with a straight right hand.
Beerhands is looking to clinch but Chu is avoiding it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beerhands ducks under a wild hook from Chu.
Beerhands cracks Chu with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Chu takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Chu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beerhands.
Chu throws a nice looking combination but Beerhands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chu misses with a looping left.#T1#
Chu throws a lazy uppercut
and Beerhands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beerhands moves away from the strike by Chu.
Beerhands ducks under a wild hook from Chu.
Chu misses with an uppercut.
Chu takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chu jabs at Beerhands's body.
Chu scores with a nice right hand.
Beerhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chu.
It seemed like Beerhands was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Chu looks to throw the jab but Beerhands is out of range.
Chu slips under a jab from Beerhands.
A telegraphed right hand from Chu misses the target.
Chu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chu slips a jab from Beerhands.
Chu misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from Beerhands.#T2#
Chu throws a hook to the side of Beerhands's head but Beerhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice defenses there by Beerhands.
Beerhands misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beerhands avoids the body shot from Chu.
Beerhands uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chu.
Chu misses the shot to the body.
Chu throws a right and a left that Beerhands avoids nicely.
Chu misses with a two punch combination.
Chu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beerhands.
Beerhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chu misses the shot to the body.
Beerhands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Chu's head.
Chu misses the shot to the body.
Beerhands dodges the punch combination from Chu. #T3#
Beerhands looks to land a right hand but Chu moved out of range.
Chu misses with a right hand
and Chu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chu throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beerhands looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Chu misses with a double jab #CL2#
and Beerhands counters by moving into the clinch.
Chu throws a head punch that misses. #TD2#
Beerhands pulls guard successfully.
Chu sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Edward Beerhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Beerhands is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Chu wants to control from the top but Beerhands keeps moving. #SUB2#
Beerhands has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Chu doesn't defend quickly enough and Beerhands has managed to lock this one up! Can Chu escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Beerhands on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Edward Beerhands!
Edward Beerhands thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: LOL 3B
Date: Sep 30, 2018

#R1#
Beerhands throws a hook but Gonzalez blocks it.
Despite the aggression on Gonzalez's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Gonzalez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beerhands throws out the jab. #CL#
Beerhands gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Beerhands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#BC2#
Gonzalez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Gonzalez closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Gonzalez on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Beerhands just misses with a punch to the body.
Gonzalez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gonzalez looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Edward Beerhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beerhands looks to clinch
and Gonzalez counters with a left and a right that stings Beerhands.
Beerhands scores with a sloppy right hand. Gonzalez should have avoided that one.
Beerhands throws a lazy uppercut
and Gonzalez counters with a straight right hand.#T1#
Gonzalez throws a right hand that Beerhands ducks under and follows up with a left that Beerhands also avoids with ease.
Gonzalez uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Beerhands.
Donk. Beerhands catches Gonzalez right on the button with a cross.
Gonzalez takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Beerhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Gonzalez is just out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Gonzalez! But no joy.
Gonzalez throws a right and a left that Beerhands avoids nicely.
Beerhands throws a lazy right hand but Gonzalez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Beerhands is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Beerhands throws a poor cross that misses
and Gonzalez counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gonzalez throws a combination that misses #CL#
and Beerhands moves into the clinch.
Gonzalez wants to break free but Beerhands has control. #TD#
Beerhands gets control of Gonzalez's arms and successfully pulls guard. Beerhands will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2##SUB#
Beerhands has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Gonzalez doesn't defend quickly enough and Beerhands has managed to lock this one up! Can Gonzalez escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Beerhands on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Edward Beerhands!
Our winner, Edward Beerhands, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: LOL 2B
Date: Sep 23, 2018

#R1#
Behnder lands a nice hook to Beerhands's body. Beerhands takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Beerhands is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Behnder.
Beerhands misses with a straight left.
A counter left hand to the body from Behnder misses its target.
Behnder misses with a jab to the body
and Beerhands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Beerhands avoids the body shot from Behnder.
Beerhands takes a swing at Behnder's ribcage but misses.
Nice defenses there by Beerhands.
A punch lands to the side of Beerhands 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Beerhands throws the left hand but Behnder avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from Beerhands.
Behnder is looking for a counter combo.
Beerhands swings widly with a right hand
and Behnder counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Beerhands throws a big shot that misses.
Beerhands fails with an attempt to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Behnder misses the target.#T1#
Beerhands misses with a straight right. #CL2#
Beerhands closes the distance and pushes Behnder back into the cage.
Beerhands tries a body shot but Behnder blocks it.
A short right from Behnder on the inside. #TD2#
Beerhands pulls guard successfully.
Behnder has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Beerhands is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Behnder's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Behnder knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Beerhands on the ground.#SUB2#
Beerhands throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Beerhands is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Behnder rolls with it to try and escape but Beerhands cranks on the arm and Behnder is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Edward Beerhands!
An out of breath Edward Beerhands thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: LOL 1B
Date: Sep 16, 2018

#R1#
Martin with a lazy takedown attempt
and Beerhands counters with a straight right hand.
Martin shoots and misses
and Beerhands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Beerhands's coach down at Fit-Out was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Beerhands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Martin tries for a takedown but Beerhands circles away easily
and Beerhands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#
It looks like Frank Martin has been cut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Martin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Martin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Martin shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Beerhands defends it nicely.
Martin darts in trying to clinch
letting Beerhands counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Martin doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD2#
and Beerhands counters with a nice right hand that sends Martin toppling to the canvas! Martin scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Beerhands finish him?!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Martin with a lazy takedown attempt #KD2#
and Beerhands counters with a nice right hand that sends Martin toppling to the canvas! Martin scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Beerhands finish him?!#ROC2#
Martin is rocked!#T1#
Martin with a poor takedown
and Beerhands counters with a huge right that knocks Martin out cold! Beerhands is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Edward Beerhands!
A very excited looking Edward Beerhands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 14, 2018

#R1#
Beerhands takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dribble fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A cross from Dribble lands.
Edward Beerhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dribble shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Beerhands pinned against the cage. Beerhands gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dribble connects with a looping right hand.
Sloppy strikes from Dribble. Those never looked like landing.
Dribble slips under a jab from Beerhands.
Dribble is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dribble lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Beerhands backs up against the cage.
Dribble on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CUT#
It looks like Jibble Dribble has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL#
Beerhands gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Beerhands lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Beerhands working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Beerhands pressing his opponent against the cage.
Beerhands lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
Beerhands cracks Dribble with a nice body shot.
Dribble looks winded!
Beerhands lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beerhands has a couple of punches blocked by Dribble.
Dribble looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Beerhands lands an uppercut.
Dribble looking to slow down the pace here.
Beerhands lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Beerhands.
Beerhands effectively controlling the action here.
Beerhands presses Dribble against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Beerhands lands a right hand.
Beerhands lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dribble backwards.
A short right from Beerhands on the inside. #T2#
Beerhands lands with a short punch from the clinch. #ROC#
Dribble is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beerhands throws a big uppercut that drops Dribble! More strikes from Beerhands and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Dribble lies dazed against the cage as Beerhands celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edward Beerhands!

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