Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: UnderGround 2
Date: Sep 14, 2019

#R1#
Ross wants to clinch.
Ross walks into a jab.
Ross throws a hook but Hitler avoids it easily.
Hitler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hitler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ross is able to avoid easily.
Hitler tries a low kick but Ross avoids it.
A little jabbing left from Ross on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#KD#
Hitler drops Ross with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Ross looks back up at him and smiles so Hitler waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#
Ross is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Hitler! Ross is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler made sure to mention his sponsor, This Is England (Everything $25) in his post fight interview.

Event: Middleweight Grand Prix
Date: Aug 24, 2019

#R1#
Hyuyu shoots in for a takedown but Hitler shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hyuyu tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hyuyu tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hyuyu takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CUT#
It looks like Omero Hyuyu has been cut.
Hyuyu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hyuyu has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hitler misses with a hook to the body
and Hyuyu counters with a two punch combo.
Hyuyu slips under a jab from Hitler.
Hitler throws a leg kick
and Hyuyu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hyuyu misses with an uppercut.
The crowd cheers as Hyuyu lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hitler doesn't seem phased though.
Hitler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Hitler there.
Hitler throws a right hand that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a left to the body.
Nice jab there from Hitler.
Hyuyu is looking to clinch.
Hyuyu takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#T1#
Hitler connects with a right hand. Hyuyu shakes it off.
Hitler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hitler misses the shot to the body.
Hyuyu misses with a wild combination.
Hitler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hyuyu fails to land with a series of punches.
Hyuyu's corner calls for a 1-2. Hyuyu obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hyuyu fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hitler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hyuyu slips under a jab.
Hyuyu looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hitler is fending him off so far but Hyuyu persists. Nope, Hitler circles away and we're back to standing.
Adolf Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hyuyu looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitler is just out of range.
Hitler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Hyuyu gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #T2#
Hyuyu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hitler.
Hitler lands with an uppercut that bounces Hyuyu off the cage and back into range.
Hitler has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hyuyu catches Hitler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#KD#
Hitler sends Hyuyu crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Hitler is motioning to the referee to let Hyuyu up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Hyuyu is rocked!
Hyuyu moves out of range of the strikes.
Hyuyu throws a counter combo.
Hyuyu is still on wobbly legs! Can Hitler finish him?
Hitler throws a jab but it's blocked by Hyuyu.
Hyuyu seems to have recovered his senses.
Hitler throws the kick towards the body but Hyuyu avoids it.
Hitler throws a hook to the side of Hyuyu's head but Hyuyu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hyuyu misses with a wild body shot.
Hyuyu darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hitler darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #CUT#
That has opened up Omero Hyuyu's cut even more.#KD#
Hitler cracks Hyuyu with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Hitler has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Hyuyu to stand back up!
Hitler looks to land a left hand but Hyuyu moved out of range nicely.
Hitler misses the jab.
Hitler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hyuyu let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#T3#
Hyuyu tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hitler counters with a nice body shot.
Hitler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hitler. Hyuyu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hyuyu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hitler.
Hitler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hyuyu takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hyuyu avoids the body shot from Hitler.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hyuyu.
A telegraphed right hand from Hitler misses the target.
Hyuyu's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hitler under the eye.
Hitler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hyuyu takes one on the button.#CUT#
The cut above Omero Hyuyu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hyuyu tests Hitler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hyuyu throws a lazy right hand but Hitler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Hitler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hitler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hyuyu's calf.#T4#
Hyuyu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hyuyu slips under a jab from Hitler.
Hyuyu takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hitler throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Hyuyu to counter with a crisp jab.
Hyuyu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hitler was well out of range. Poor timing from Hyuyu.
Hitler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hitler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hyuyu counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hitler scores with the left hand. Hyuyu knows he should have avoided that one.
Hitler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hyuyu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hitler scores with a nice strike.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hitler.
Hyuyu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Hitler sprawls well. Hitler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hyuyu gets slowly back to his feet.
Adolf Hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Omero Hyuyu.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hitler connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hyuyu. Hyuyu circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Omero Hyuyu's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Hyuyu takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hitler swats away the attempt to clinch by Hyuyu.
Hitler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hyuyu.
Hitler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hyuyu can do to turn this around?
Hitler slips a jab from Hyuyu.
Hyuyu smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hitler misses with a straight right.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hitler.
Hitler scores with a leg kick.
Hitler misses with a right hand
and Hyuyu counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hitler thinking.
Hitler misses with a left hand
and Hyuyu counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hitler digs a good hook to Hyuyu's body.
Hitler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitler throws a right hand that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Hyuyu might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hitler has got the better of the exchanges.
Hyuyu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hitler's head.
Hitler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hyuyu.
Omero Hyuyu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T1#
Hitler just misses with a punch to the body.
Hitler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hyuyu.
Hitler loads up on a big right hand but Hyuyu slips the punch.
Hitler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hyuyu is out of range.
Hyuyu swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hyuyu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hitler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hitler swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a one-two to the body.
Hitler misses with a leg kick
and Hyuyu counters with a straight right hand.
Hyuyu tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hitler misses the jab.
Hitler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hitler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hitler throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hyuyu checks the leg kick.
Hitler throws a body shot but no joy.
Hyuyu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hyuyu throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hitler.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hyuyu. Hitler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hitler looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hyuyu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hyuyu misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hitler throws a hook to the side of Hyuyu's head but Hyuyu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hyuyu is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Hyuyu checks the leg kick.
Hitler throws a leg kick that misses.
Hyuyu shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hitler as he jumps to the side.
Hyuyu moves in looking to clinch but Hitler pushes him off.#T3#
The fighters circling - Hyuyu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hyuyu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hyuyu is breathing heavily.
Hyuyu walks into a stiff left hand from Hitler.
The crowd cheers as Hitler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hyuyu doesn't seem phased though.#CUT#
Omero Hyuyu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nice shot lands for Hyuyu.
Hitler thuds his right hand into Hyuyu's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hitler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hyuyu.
Hyuyu doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hitler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Omero Hyuyu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Adolf Hitler!
An out of breath and clearly excited Adolf Hitler thanked This Is England (Everything $25) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: KOTC 7 Hitler VS Seehaver
Date: Aug 11, 2019

#R1#
Seehaver ducks right into an uppercut from Hitler.
Hitler misses the body punch #TD2#
so Seehaver counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Seehaver trying to control the position from guard on top but Hitler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Seehaver thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Seehaver drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Seehaver seems to have locked his on tight now - Hitler screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Seehaver, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Kyle Seehaver!
Kyle Seehaver is the new lightweight champion!
In defeat, Adolf Hitler stepped up to the mic, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.

Event: DROPKICK 1
Date: Jul 21, 2019

#R1#
Hitler plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#CUT2#
It looks like Omero Hyuyu has been cut.
A jab from Hitler finds it's way through Hyuyu's defenses.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Hyuyu moves out of range.
Hitler has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hyuyu lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hitler circles away quickly and effectively.
Hitler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hitler is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hyuyu misses with the combination.
Hyuyu walks into a stiff left hand from Hitler.
Hyuyu misses with a hook.
Hyuyu takes a swing at Hitler's ribcage but misses.
Hyuyu takes a swing at Hitler's ribcage but misses.
Hyuyu misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #T1#
Hitler thumps Hyuyu with a low kick.
Hyuyu will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
As Hyuyu backs off Hitler throws a huge counter combo but Hyuyu manages to avoid it all.
Hyuyu wants to clinch.
Hyuyu cracks Hitler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Hyuyu dodges the punch combination from Hitler. #T2#
Hitler's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hitler duly obliges.
Hyuyu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitler moves away.
Hyuyu works Hitler's body with a nice hook.
Hitler lands with a thumping leg kick.
A combination from Hitler does no damage.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Hyuyu checks a low kick from Hitler.
Hyuyu is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hitler.
Hyuyu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hitler manages to avoid it.
Hitler fails to land with a series of punches.
Hyuyu swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hitler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Omero Hyuyu's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Hyuyu gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hitler lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hyuyu circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hitler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Omero Hyuyu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hyuyu connects with a right hand. Hitler shakes it off.
Hitler fails to land with a series of punches.
Hitler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hyuyu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hyuyu dodges the punch combination from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hyuyu looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitler is just out of range.
Hitler moves away from the strike by Hyuyu.
Hitler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T1#
A left lands for Hyuyu.
Hitler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hyuyu.
Nice uppercut there from Hyuyu.
Danga de danga de dang - Hitler scores with a four punch combination!
Hitler misses with a wild combination.
Hyuyu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hyuyu connects with a looping right hand.
Hyuyu lands a jab to Hitler's midsection.
A punch combination from Hitler misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hyuyu clobbers Hitler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T2#
Hitler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hyuyu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hyuyu.
Hyuyu misses with a looping right.
Hyuyu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hyuyu tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Hitler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hyuyu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hitler was well out of range. Poor timing from Hyuyu.
Hitler dodges the punch combination from Hyuyu.
As Hyuyu backs off Hitler throws a huge counter combo but Hyuyu manages to avoid it all.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Hyuyu moves out of range.
Hitler throws a combination that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Omero Hyuyu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Omero Hyuyu's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Hyuyu looks to land a combination. Hitler sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Hyuyu lands with a shot to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hyuyu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hitler steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Hyuyu.
Hitler slips a jab from Hyuyu.
Hyuyu throws a shot from downtown. Hitler moves away and avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler throws a right and a left that Hyuyu avoids nicely.
Hyuyu misses the shot to the body.
Hyuyu misses with a hook. Hitler ducked under it nicely. #T1#
Hitler misses with a few strikes there.
It looks like Hyuyu has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Hitler goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Hyuyu scores with a decent looking hook.
Hitler tries a head kick but it misses.
Hitler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hitler lands a two punch combo. #CUT2#
Omero Hyuyu's cut is getting worse.
Hyuyu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hitler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hyuyu ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hyuyu throws a series of punches but Hitler moves out of range. #T2#
Hyuyu tries to bum rush Hitler with a series of wild strikes but Hitler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hitler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hyuyu's calf.
Hyuyu connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hyuyu just misses with a punch to the body.
Hyuyu fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hitler lands with a nice combination. Hyuyu backs away looking to recover.
Good leg kick by Hitler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hyuyu takes a swing at Hitler's ribcage but misses.
Hyuyu tries to clinch but Hitler is having none of it.
Hitler tries to counter with a clinch but Hyuyu shakes him off and moves away.
Hitler misses with a jab, cross combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Omero Hyuyu.
I think Hyuyu has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Omero Hyuyu!
Adolf Hitler was interviewed post fight and said 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.

Event: KING OF THE CAGE #4
Date: Jul 06, 2019

#R1#
Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL#
Laden moves into the clinch.#BC2#
Hitler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Good standup being displayed there by Hitler as he connects with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Laden connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Laden slips a jab and a cross from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Laden colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Hitler as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Laden is left battered and dazed whilst Hitler and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler is the new lightweight champion!
Adolf Hitler gave a mention to This Is England (Everything $25) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

Event: KING OF THE CAGE #3
Date: Jun 22, 2019

#R1#
Hitler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler scores with a three punch combo!
Gomes looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Gomes drops down looking for a counter takedown but Hitler sprawls and moves away.
Hitler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
No joy there for Hitler, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #TD#
Hitler gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Gomes to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Gomes works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Gomes moves into full mount! Hitler won't be happy about that!
Gomes wants to take his opponent's back but Hitler doesn't allow it. #T1#
Gomes prevents Hitler from getting the reversal.
Gomes with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Hitler is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Hitler keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Gomes moves to take his opponent's back. #SUB#
Gomes patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?#SUB#
Gomes is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Hitler looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment. #T2##SUB#
Hitler is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Hitler trying to control the action but Gomes just sinks the hooks in. #SUB#
Hitler fending off the submission attempt from Gomes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitler wants to control his opponent's hands but Gomes gets his hands free. #T3##SUB#
Gomes is working hard for the rear naked choke here. #SUB#
Gomes looking for the choke from the back.
Gomes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Gomes working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Gomes gets his hands free as Hitler looks to control. #SUB#
Gomes looking for the choke but no joy.
Gomes is breathing heavily.#SUB#
Hitler is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Gomes gets his way! #SUB#
Gomes has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitler trying to control the action but Gomes just sinks the hooks in. #T4##SUB#
Gomes has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Hitler trying to control but not successfully.
Hitler is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Gomes is staying active.#SUB#
Hitler is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent. #SUB#
Gomes is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Hitler defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Gomes not allowing Hitler to control his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Gomes dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
A combination from Hitler does no damage.
Hitler tests Gomes's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hitler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hitler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hitler.
Hitler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gomes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hitler scores with a shot to the body. #T1#
Hitler throws a series of punches but Gomes avoids them all with ease.
Hitler pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gomes back to the cage. Hitler follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Hitler throws a right and a left that Gomes avoids nicely.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hitler swinging wildly here.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Gomes avoids them all with ease.
Gomes changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#T2#
Gomes dives in for a single leg takedown but Hitler sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Hitler lands a two punch combo.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hitler!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gomes throws a series of punches but Hitler moves out of range.
Hitler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gomes's sensitive parts.
Hitler's coach down at Relentless Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hitler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#T3#
Hitler fails to land with a series of punches.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler works over Gomes's head and body with a nice combination.
Hitler lands with a shot to the body.
Hitler feints and then cracks Gomes's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gomes down.
Hitler lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hitler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gomes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T4#
Hitler displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitler connects with a crisp jab.
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Gomes takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hitler works Gomes's body with a nice hook.
Horrible takedown attempt by Gomes or perhaps it was just good defense by Hitler, which made it look bad.
Hitler throws a counter combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Hitler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#TD#
Hitler gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
David Gomes overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Gomes works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hitler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hitler won't allow Gomes to pass to mount.
Hitler really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gomes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Gomes is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hitler sees it coming and defends easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes wants to pass the guard but Hitler is defending well.
Gomes is working hard here to advance position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hitler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Gomes is working away from the top position though.#T1#
Gomes wants to free his trapped foot but Hitler is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Gomes moves into full mount! Hitler won't be happy about that!
Hitler stops Gomes from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Hitler sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Gomes looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Gomes throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Gomes is looking for a kimura here.
Hitler gets back to full guard. #T2#
Hitler is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Gomes is controlling him.
Gomes passes Hitler's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Hitler makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Hitler.
Gomes stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hitler swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hitler is pulling down on Gomes's head to control his posture. #T3##SUB#
Gomes is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Hitler wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Gomes wants to pass the guard but Hitler is keeping the position.
Gomes preventing the sweep.
Gomes tries to free his leg and advance position but Hitler is retaining full guard. #ES2#
Hitler wriggles free and stands up. #T4#
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hitler, right into the meat.
Hitler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gomes changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hitler throws a combination. Gomes tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hitler throws a head kick that Gomes semi-blocks.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gomes takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler really dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R4#
Hitler throws a one two combo.
Adolf Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gomes closes the distance and clinches up with Hitler, looking for a takedown. Gomes pushes Hitler against the cage but Hitler circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
As Gomes backs off Hitler throws a huge counter combo but Gomes manages to avoid it all.
Hitler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hitler.
Gomes ducks right into an uppercut from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Gomes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.#T1#
Hitler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hitler tries a head kick but it misses.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd cheers as Hitler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Gomes doesn't seem phased though.
Hitler pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gomes back to the cage. Hitler follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Hitler lands a jab-cross combination. #T2#
Hitler lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Gomes backs up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gomes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hitler.
Gomes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hitler.
Hitler clobbers Gomes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T3#
Hitler looks to land a combination. Gomes sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hitler lands a two punch combo.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hitler!
David Gomes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hitler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Gomes moves out of range.
Hitler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #T4#
Gomes has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gomes dodges the punch combination from Hitler.
Gomes attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.
Hitler throws a nice looking combination but Gomes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gomes changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hitler misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Gomes's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R5#
Gomes throws a right hand that Hitler ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitler also avoids with ease.
Hitler throws a right and a left that Gomes avoids nicely.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Gomes looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hitler cracks Gomes with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hitler!
Gomes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Hitler is looking for the big counter here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes dives in and grabs Hitler's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hitler pushes down on Gomes's head and hops out.
Hitler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Gomes with a body shot.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Hitler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Hitler lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hitler thuds his right hand into Gomes's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hitler lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Gomes fails with the takedown
and Hitler counters with a left and a right that stings Gomes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Gomes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gomes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hitler. Hitler obviously looking to wear him down. #T2#
Hitler will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hitler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hitler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hitler throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Hitler throws a head kick that misses.
Gomes attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.#T3#
Hitler misses with a body kick.
Gomes attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.
Adolf Hitler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hitler throws a combination. Gomes tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Gomes drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hitler misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler connects with a crisp jab.
Hitler cracks Gomes with an open hand slap.#T4#
Hitler moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
David Gomes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hitler lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gomes has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Hitler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Some wild striking there from Hitler.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Hitler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hitler has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 43:49
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 43:49
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 43:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adolf Hitler!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Adolf Hitler made sure he mentioned This Is England (Everything $25), along with how happy he was to win his fight.

Event: KING OF THE CAGE #2
Date: Jun 14, 2019

#R1#
Rollins throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hitler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rollins throws a lazy uppercut
and Hitler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hitler defending well as Rollins loads up on a big left hand.
Hitler swats away the attempt to clinch by Rollins.
Rollins shoots in for a double leg but Hitler sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
We've been told by Hitler's head coaches at Relentless Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Rollins is defended easily by Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rollins shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hitler counters with a nice uppercut.
Adolf Hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Connor Rollins.
Rollins looks winded!
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T1#
Hitler tries to land a leg kick but Rollins saw it coming and moves away.
Despite the aggression on Rollins's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hitler!
Hitler throws a nice looking combination but Rollins bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rollins throws a series of punches but Hitler avoids them all with ease.
Hitler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Rollins moves out of range.
Hitler displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rollins tries to clinch but fails miserably
letting Hitler counter with a right hand. #ROC#
Rollins is rocked!
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rollins is still on wobbly legs! Can Hitler finish him?
Rollins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rollins shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Hitler sprawls well. Hitler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Rollins gets slowly back to his feet.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick. #T2#
Hitler lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Rollins is looking to close the distance but Hitler sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Rollins crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Rollins is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, This Is England for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 25, 2019

#R1#
Hitler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No luck for Turbitt with that takedown attempt. #TD#
Turbitt shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Hitler is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Hitler really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turbitt. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hitler is looking to control Turbitt's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hitler avoid being mounted?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, if Turbitt is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #SUB#
Turbitt is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hitler defends it well. #T1#
Turbitt works his way into side control.
Turbitt is chipping away with strikes.
Turbitt grinds an elbow into Hitler's temple.
Hitler is pushing Turbitt's head away, looking to escape. Turbitt manages to hold on to the position though.
Hitler takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Turbitt working the head and body with strikes.
Turbitt scoring with punches and elbows.
Hitler wants to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Turbitt thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T2#
Turbitt is working Hitler over with some ground and pound from side control. #SUB#
Hitler wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Turbitt has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Hitler's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Hitler is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Turbitt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Samuel Turbitt!
In defeat, Adolf Hitler stepped up to the mic, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 19, 2019

#R1#
Elkemenchi cracks a nice hook into Hitler's ribs.
Hitler takes a swing at Elkemenchi's ribcage but misses. #TD2#
Elkemenchi shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Elkemenchi was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#ES#
Hitler sneaks out the side door and pushes Elkemenchi away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Hitler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Evgeni Elkemenchi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Elkemenchi shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hitler trying to control the position.
Elkemenchi stands up over Hitler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Elkemenchi throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hitler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Elkemenchi sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T1#
Elkemenchi stands and throws Hitler's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Elkemenchi is putting a hurting on Hitler here, landing some big shots from side control. #SUB2#
Elkemenchi tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Elkemenchi has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Elkemenchi's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#SUB2#
Hitler wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Elkemenchi has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Hitler's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Hitler is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Elkemenchi!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Evgeni Elkemenchi!
In his post fight interview, Evgeni Elkemenchi started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Adolf Hitler spoke after the fight, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 08, 2019

#R1##CL#
Turbitt moves into the clinch.#TD#
Turbitt has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Hitler regains guard immediately.
Turbitt is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Turbitt trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turbitt advances position into side control!
Hitler looks to move to half guard but instead Turbitt has passed into mount! Damn!
Hitler tries to hold on but Turbitt postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turbitt looking to ground and pound but Hitler is blocking nicely.
Hitler wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Turbitt.
Turbitt trying to control but Hitler is having none of it.
We've been hearing good reports from Turbitt's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB#
Turbitt wants to finish this one by submission but Hitler is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Turbitt.
Turbitt avoids the attempt from Hitler to control.
Turbitt takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Turbitt has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Turbitt's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Hitler is desperately trying to improve his position but Turbitt has a good base and remains in mount.
Turbitt throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Turbitt controlling his opponent. #T2#
Hitler holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Turbitt tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip. #SUB#
Turbitt with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter. #SUB#
Hitler tries to improve his position but Turbitt has taken his back! Turbitt has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Hitler tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Turbitt pushes Hitler away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Samuel Turbitt!
In defeat, Adolf Hitler stepped up to the mic, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 28, 2018

#R1#
Hitler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
O Whitersson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick and O Whitersson moves out of range easily.
Hitler throws a wild body kick that O Whitersson sees coming a mile off.
O Whitersson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#CL#
O Whitersson forces Hitler back against the cage and clinches.
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hitler takes an elbow to the forehead.
O Whitersson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
O Whitersson lands a body shot.
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow.
O Whitersson scores with a nice hook to the head.
O Whitersson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
O Whitersson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
O Whitersson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hitler takes an elbow to the forehead.
Knees to the body from O Whitersson.
Hitler looks winded!
O Whitersson crunches a lovely knee into Hitler's ribcage.
Hitler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
O Whitersson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hitler's defenses. #T1#
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
O Whitersson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #ROC#
Hitler is rocked!
Clinched against the cage, O Whitersson lands a big elbow that drops Hitler! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Hitler is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Whitey O Whitersson!
Whitey O Whitersson managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Sportivité, into his post fight interview.
Adolf Hitler spoke after the fight, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 19, 2018

#R1#
Wagner darts in trying to clinch
and Hitler counters with a right hand to the body.
Hitler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wagner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hitler moves in looking to clinch but Wagner pushes him off.
Wagner dives in and grabs Hitler's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hitler pushes down on Wagner's head and hops out.
Wagner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hitler. Hitler obviously looking to wear him down.
Wagner finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hitler is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hitler looks to land a combination but Wagner avoids it well.
Wagner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wagner tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hitler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wagner. #CL2#
Hitler gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Hitler creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Hitler lands a nice shot to the body. #T1#
Wagner jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hitler walks away with a smile on his face. Wagner gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Wagner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wagner moves to clinch but Hitler breaks away
and Hitler counters with a two punch combo.
Hitler has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Wagner is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Hitler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wagner went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Hitler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #CUT2#
It looks like Jack Wagner has been cut.#CL2#
Hitler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Wagner breaks the clinch.
Hitler tries to close the distance and clinch but Wagner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hitler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Wagner misses with the combination. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wagner misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hitler counters with a one-two to the body. #CL#
Wagner drives through and clinches with Hitler against the cage.
Nice body punch from Hitler - that landed with a thud.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Hitler takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Wagner can't find room to land a body shot as Hitler controls the action.
Wagner tries to pull guard but Hitler holds him up against the cage and eventually Wagner drops back down to his feet. #BC2#
Hitler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wagner is looking to clinch. #CL#
Wagner fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hitler, pushing him back against the cage.
Wagner tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hitler just stands there and leans against the cage.#T3##BC2#
Hitler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wagner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hitler lands with a kick to the temple. Wagner shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wagner goes for a double leg but Hitler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Hitler continues to drive forward.
Wagner shoots in for a double leg but Hitler sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wagner is breathing heavily.
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wagner fails with the takedown.
Wagner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wagner tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hitler throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Wagner shoots in looking for a takedown but Hitler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wagner's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Hitler circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Wagner drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Hitler follows Wagner to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

Event: Gladius #30
Date: Sep 22, 2018

#R1#
Hitler throws a right hand that Kicker ducks under and follows up with a left that Kicker also avoids with ease.
Kicker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hitler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kicker seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Kicker loads up on a big right hand but Hitler slips the punch.
Hitler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kicker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kicker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kicker looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitler is just out of range.
Hitler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kicker with a body shot.
Adolf Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kicker throws a hook but Hitler blocks it.
Hitler throws a counter combo.
Kicker catches Hitler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kicker blocks the body kick.
Kicker blocks a head kick by Hitler.
Hitler misses with the body kick
and Kicker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hitler throws a right hand that Kicker ducks under and follows up with a left that Kicker also avoids with ease.#T1#
Hitler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kicker.
Hitler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hitler tries to clinch up
and Kicker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hitler lands with a nice combination. Kicker backs away looking to recover.#CUT2#
It looks like Real Kicker has been cut.
Kicker stuns Hitler with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hitler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kicker manages to avoid it.
Kicker throws a shot to the body.
Kicker has been working on his boxing with his coaches at FIERCE - {{$750}} - 15 Elite Coaches in the buildup to the fight.
No joy there for Hitler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A counter left hand to the body from Kicker misses its target.
Kicker connects with a body shot.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kicker misses with a hook.
Hitler swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Kicker counter with a right hand.
Kicker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hitler. Hitler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#ROC#
Hitler is rocked!
Hitler leaves his chin hanging out and Kicker seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Hitler crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Real Kicker!
In defeat, Adolf Hitler stepped up to the mic, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.

Event: Gladius #25
Date: Sep 08, 2018

#R1#
Hitler lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bones backs up against the cage.
Bones moves out of range of the leg kick from Hitler.
Hitler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hitler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bones moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bones drops down looking for a counter takedown but Hitler sprawls and moves away.
Hitler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bones attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.
Hitler checks a low kick from Bones.
Hitler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bones with a body shot.
Hitler stuffs the takedown attempt from Bones. Bones gets slowly back to his feet.
Hitler misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick by Hitler misses #TD#
and Bones counters with a single leg into guard. Hitler didn't expect that.
Hitler keeping moving, preventing Bones from controlling successfully. #T1#
Bones is stalling in the full guard.
Hitler wants to get back to his feet but Bones is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Hitler looking for a guillotine here but Bones defends easily.
Bones forces his way into half guard.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bones wants to take a breather but Hitler is having none of it.
Hitler wants to control but Bones is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Bones is looking to take a break and control but Hitler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bones slips a nice elbow through Hitler's hands, connecting with Hitler's forehead.
Bones trying to control the action but Hitler is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Bones is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hitler defends it well.
Bones trying to mount his opponent but Hitler defends it. #T3#
Hitler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bones is working away from the top position though.
Bones missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bones looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Hitler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bones is able to avoid easily.
Adolf Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitler looks to land a body kick but Bones moved away.
Hitler scores with a shot to the body.
Hitler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hitler misses with a few strikes there. #T4#
Hitler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bones is out of range.
Hitler scoring well with a low kick there.
A combination from Hitler does no damage.
Hitler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bones is looking for a counter combo.
Hitler is looking to chop away at Bones's legs.
Hitler throws a head kick but Bones moves out of range.
Hitler scores with a leg kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hitler displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bones.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Hitler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bones.
Hitler tries to land a front kick but Bones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick and Bones moves out of range easily.
Bones avoids a kick to the body.
Hitler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#TD#
Bones closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Bones wants to pass to mount but Hitler is defending the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler is refusing to be controlled, as Bones sits in half guard.
Bones looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #T1#
Hitler is looking to improve his position.
Bones is trying to control. Hitler wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bones is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hitler keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hitler pushes Bones off looking to stand but Bones dives back in and keeps control. #ES2#
Hitler kicks Bones off and gets back to his feet.
Hitler tries to work over Bones's front leg with a kick but Bones checks it.
Bones throws a quick counter kick to the body but Hitler avoids it.
Bones takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T2#
Hitler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bones was well out of range. Poor timing from Hitler.
Bones misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Hitler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hitler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bones feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler tests Bones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick
and Bones counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bones takes a jab right on the kisser.
Adolf Hitler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hitler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T3#
Hitler throws a head kick but Bones moves out of range.
Hitler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hitler goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bones fails with a takedown attempt.
Hitler is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bones rather than just go for the knockout.
That kick from Hitler tenderised Bones's leg. Bones is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hitler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#TD#
Bones shoots in and gets a takedown into Hitler's guard.
Hitler throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back. #T4#
Bones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bones lands a couple of digs.
Hitler wants to sweep here but Bones controlling him for the moment.
Bones tries to free his leg and advance position but Hitler is retaining full guard.
Bones slips nicely into half guard.
Bones working the head and body with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bones controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Bones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Hitler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #KD2#
Hitler drops Bones with a beautiful combination! Bones stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hitler is looking for the KO!#ROC2#
Bones is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Billy Bones has been cut.
Hitler lands with a shot to the body.
Oh Bones is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hitler scores with a sloppy right hand. Bones should have avoided that one.
Hitler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bones stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Hitler! Bones is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
In his post fight interview, Adolf Hitler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 25, 2018

#R1#
Hitler misses with a series of wild punches. #CL2#
Hitler takes the fight into the clinch.
Jenkins stalling the fight.
Jenkins slowing the pace effectively.
Jenkins seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.#BC2#
Hitler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Hitler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Hitler lands a takedown into guard. #ES#
Jenkins pushes Hitler off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hitler misses with a few strikes there.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hitler. #T1#
Hitler jabs Jenkins to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hitler. #TD2#
Hitler drives through with a takedown into Jenkins's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.#ES#
Jenkins uses the cage to get back to his feet. #TD2#
Hitler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Jenkins's half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB2#
Hitler is looking for a kimura here. #ES#
Jenkins manages to escape and get back to his feet! #T2#
A slapping leg kick lands for Hitler. #TD2#
Hitler manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Jenkins on his heels. He'll look to pass Jenkins's guard now, I'm sure.#ROC2#
Jenkins is rocked!
Hitler seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Hitler trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Jenkins manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVR#
Hitler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T3#
Hitler utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hitler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitler will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Hitler has control of Jenkins's left arm, preventing Jenkins from doing any damage.
Jenkins stopping the sweep attempt from Hitler.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jenkins throwing strikes from guard but Hitler blocks nicely.
Jenkins postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hitler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Hitler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jenkins trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jenkins will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jenkins throwing strikes from guard but Hitler blocks nicely.
Hitler seems keen to control Jenkins's posture.#T4#
Jenkins with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jenkins postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hitler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Jenkins missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#CL2#
Hitler closes the distance and pushes Jenkins back into the cage.#TD2#
Hitler jumps into guard, dragging Jenkins to the mat. #SU#
Jenkins gets to his feet. Hitler looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Hitler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As Hitler tries to get set, Jenkins tries to push him back and clinch up but Hitler manages to avoid the attempt.
Nice straight punches there by Hitler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hitler.
Hitler connects with a combination that backs up Jenkins into the cage. Hitler lands a flurry of punches that gets past Jenkins's guard. Jenkins is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Hitler bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!

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