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Event:
C102: Mumu vs. Wanker
Date: Jun 11, 2022 |
#R1#
Wanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wanker is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Wanker doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mumu swinging wildly here.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mumu avoids the body shot from Wanker.
An attempted straight right counter from Mumu misses the target.
Mumu jabs Wanker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Wanker has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Mumu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Mumu was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#KD#
Mumu cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mumu has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!#CUT#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
Mumu has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker dives in for a single leg takedown but Mumu sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A little feinted left hand from Mumu on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mumu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wanker throws a nice head kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Wanker.
Wanker swings away with a body shot that misses
and Wanker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A head kick by Wanker misses
and Mumu counters with a big left hand that crumples Wanker! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alborz Mumu!
An out of breath Alborz Mumu thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
SFL 158 | Conor vs Wanker III
Date: May 18, 2022 |
#R1#
Wanker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A jab from Wanker finds it's way through The Barbarian's defenses. #CUT2#It looks like Conor The Barbarian has been cut.#CL#
The Barbarian closes the distance and clinches.
Wanker fails to pull guard.
The Barbarian misses with a knee strike.
The Barbarian is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wanker is defending well for now.
I was talking to The Barbarian's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables The Barbarian to keep the fight standing.
Conor The Barbarian has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Massive Wanker.#TD2#
Wanker manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The Barbarian preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wanker is on top in guard.
#REVB#
Wanker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Barbarian keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully.
Wanker passes easily into side control. Nice work.#T1##SUB2#
Wanker tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Wanker has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Wanker advances nicely into full mount.
The Barbarian knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wanker on the ground.#SUB2#
Wanker working for a submission but The Barbarian is keeping him at bay.
The Barbarian stops Wanker from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better. #SUB2#
Wanker goes for an armbar but he's not got it… The Barbarian turns into him and now he's in Wanker's guard.
#SUB2#
The Barbarian got a little sloppy there for a moment and Wanker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, The Barbarian has managed to get both his arms back between Wanker's legs - danger averted.#T2#
Wanker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wanker pulls The Barbarian in close to prevent any damage.
The Barbarian wants to stand but Wanker is controlling his posture from full guard. #T3##SUB2#
Wanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. The Barbarian gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The Barbarian wanted to stand there but Wanker had control of the position. #SUB2#
Wanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. The Barbarian gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Wanker trying to keep a closed guard but The Barbarian is proving a slippery customer.
#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
The Barbarian avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The Barbarian has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Wanker is proving hard to escape from.
Wanker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. The Barbarian manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wanker wants to control from the top but The Barbarian keeps moving.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Conor The Barbarian's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2##CL#
The Barbarian closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Barbarian using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wanker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wanker managing to block the knees to the body from The Barbarian.
#TD2#
Wanker drags the fight down to the ground.
#SU#
The Barbarian stands up from Wanker's guard - The Barbarian perhaps looking for a knockout. #CL#
The Barbarian gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The Barbarian misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Barbarian lands with a short shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian won't allow it.
Wanker blocks an uppercut.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables The Barbarian to keep the fight standing.
Conor The Barbarian has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Massive Wanker.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but The Barbarian has him pressed against the cage.
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The Barbarian working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T1#
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian won't allow it.
The Barbarian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian holds him up against the cage and eventually Wanker drops back down to his feet.
The Barbarian with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Barbarian lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
The Barbarian throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wanker blocks it with crossed arms.
The Barbarian using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wanker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
#BC#
The Barbarian escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Conor The Barbarian is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wanker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from The Barbarian misses the target.#CL#
The Barbarian has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wanker jumps guard but The Barbarian turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
The Barbarian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Barbarian is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wanker is defending well for now.
Wanker fails to pull guard.
#BC#
The Barbarian manages to break the clinch.
The Barbarian is looking to clinch but Wanker is avoiding it.
#CL#
The Barbarian drives through and clinches with Wanker against the cage.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian won't allow it.
#T2#
The Barbarian lands with a left to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Barbarian creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wanker jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as The Barbarian walks away with a smile on his face. Wanker gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Wanker closes the distance but The Barbarian moves to the side
and The Barbarian counters with a stiff right hand.
The Barbarian slips a jab from Wanker.#CL#
The Barbarian gets a clinch.
Conor The Barbarian has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wanker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables The Barbarian to keep the fight standing.
Wanker tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
#TD2#
Wanker pulls The Barbarian into guard.
The Barbarian might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wanker tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Wanker is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The Barbarian tries to stand but Wanker is controlling from the bottom. #T3#
The Barbarian won't allow Wanker to sweep him here.
Wanker trying to control the position.
The Barbarian wanted to stand there but Wanker had control of the position.
The Barbarian is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wanker can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Wanker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#SUB2#
Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. The Barbarian doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. The Barbarian manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Wanker controls The Barbarian momentarily but The Barbarian frees himself. #SUB2#
Wanker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#SUB2#
Wanker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#SUB2#
Wanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. The Barbarian gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
The Barbarian got a little sloppy there for a moment and Wanker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, The Barbarian has managed to get both his arms back between Wanker's legs - danger averted.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Conor The Barbarian dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Conor The Barbarian's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3#
Wanker loads up on a big right hand but The Barbarian slips the punch.
Wanker throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Barbarian.
Wanker throws a jab when The Barbarian was well out of range.
Wanker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little feinted left hand from The Barbarian on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wanker fakes the leg kick and cracks The Barbarian in the body.
The Barbarian throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wanker misses with a body kick.#CL#
The Barbarian gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Wanker avoiding damage as The Barbarian throws knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Barbarian scores with a knee to the head.
The Barbarian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Barbarian unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wanker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#BC#
The Barbarian escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wanker looks to score with a jab to the body but The Barbarian is just out of range.
Wanker swats away the attempt to clinch by The Barbarian.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
The Barbarian wants to clinch up but Wanker keeps it at a distance.
Wanker throws a looping overhand right but The Barbarian ducks down to avoid it.
Wanker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Barbarian swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wanker throws a head kick but The Barbarian moves out of range.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy. #CL#
The Barbarian pushes Wanker up against the cage in a clinch.
The Barbarian scores a nice knee to the body.
The Barbarian with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Barbarian misses with a knee to the head.
The Barbarian misses with a knee to the head. #TD2#
Wanker decides to pull guard. #SUB2#
Wanker is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. The Barbarian is aware though and is defending well.
The Barbarian tries to stand but Wanker is controlling from the bottom. #T2##SUB2#
The Barbarian avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#SUB2#
Wanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The Barbarian has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Wanker is proving hard to escape from. #SUB2#
Wanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. The Barbarian gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T3#
Wanker trying to keep a closed guard but The Barbarian is proving a slippery customer.
#SUB2#
Wanker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and The Barbarian defends well.
Wanker tries to land a sweep but no joy. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Barbarian looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Wanker goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wanker is looking to slow The Barbarian down with leg kicks. #CL#
The Barbarian darts in and clinches Wanker up against the cage.
The Barbarian throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Barbarian throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Barbarian landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The Barbarian misses with a knee to the head.
Wanker jumps guard but The Barbarian turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
The Barbarian throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wanker blocks it with crossed arms.
The Barbarian lands with a short shot to the head.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but Wanker blocks with his arms.
The Barbarian unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Barbarian lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The Barbarian throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wanker blocks it with crossed arms.
Wanker takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wanker avoiding damage as The Barbarian throws knees to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Conor The Barbarian clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Conor The Barbarian's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R4#
Wanker looks to score with a jab to the body but The Barbarian is just out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from The Barbarian misses its target.
Wanker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Wanker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wanker's jab looks to have found its range, popping The Barbarian under the eye.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The Barbarian utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wanker jumps guard but The Barbarian turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Barbarian lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wanker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The Barbarian crunches a lovely knee into Wanker's ribcage.
The Barbarian missing with knees to the body.
Wanker is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
The Barbarian lands a knee to the head.
The Barbarian tries to land knees in the clinch but Wanker avoids the damage to the body.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wanker avoids it.#T1#
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wanker avoids it.
The Barbarian with a knee to the head.
The Barbarian throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wanker blocks it with crossed arms.
The Barbarian using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wanker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but The Barbarian turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Conor The Barbarian has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Massive Wanker.
A short uppercut from The Barbarian.
The Barbarian looking to throw knees to the head but Wanker is blocking nicely.
The Barbarian scores a nice knee to the body.
The Barbarian throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wanker blocks it with crossed arms.
The Barbarian looking to throw knees to the head but Wanker is blocking nicely.
The Barbarian with an attempt at a knee that misses.
#TD2#
Wanker drags the fight down to the ground.
#SUB2#
Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. The Barbarian doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. The Barbarian manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The Barbarian postures up.
#T2##SUB2#
Wanker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but The Barbarian can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Massive Wanker has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. The Barbarian doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. The Barbarian manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SU#
The Barbarian gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #CL#
The Barbarian takes the fight into the clinch. #T3#
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but Wanker blocks with his arms.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian won't allow it.
The Barbarian with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Barbarian with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wanker tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. The Barbarian smiles and moves away.
Wanker scores with a punch to the head.
Wanker just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Wanker.
The Barbarian half committed to a counter leg kick.
The Barbarian tries to clinch there but Wanker circles away.
Wanker throws a counter combo.
The Barbarian tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wanker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wanker bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Massive Wanker seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T4#
The Barbarian walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wanker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The Barbarian has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wanker.
The Barbarian takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The Barbarian is looking to clinch but Wanker is avoiding it.
A countering left hand to the body from Wanker misses.
A jab from Wanker finds it's way through The Barbarian's defenses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Barbarian takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wanker with a lazy takedown attempt
and The Barbarian counters with a stiff right hand.
Wanker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Barbarian tries to clinch but Wanker moves out of range.
The Barbarian is looking to clinch but Wanker is avoiding it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Conor The Barbarian will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Conor The Barbarian's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R5##CL#
The Barbarian darts in and clinches Wanker up against the cage.
Wanker jumps guard but The Barbarian turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
The Barbarian connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wanker's face.
The Barbarian misses with a knee strike.
The Barbarian using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wanker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Barbarian swings wildly with an uppercut but Wanker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wanker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but The Barbarian has him pressed against the cage.
Conor The Barbarian has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Massive Wanker.
Wanker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but The Barbarian turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Wanker is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
The Barbarian with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #CUT#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
The Barbarian tries a knee to the head but Wanker blocks it.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wanker tries to pull guard but The Barbarian forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
The Barbarian throws a knee to the head but misses.
#T1#
The Barbarian with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wanker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
#TD2#
Wanker drags the fight down to the ground.
Wanker trying to control the position.
#SUB2#
Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. The Barbarian doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. The Barbarian manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wanker is trying to keep The Barbarian in close.
Massive Wanker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
The Barbarian tries to stand but Wanker is controlling from the bottom.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wanker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
The Barbarian is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wanker is controlling him.
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but The Barbarian is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Wanker might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control The Barbarian haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Wanker wants to pass the guard but The Barbarian is keeping the position.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
The Barbarian moves out of range of the body kick from Wanker.
The Barbarian is looking to clinch but Wanker is avoiding it.
Wanker throws a fast counter high kick but The Barbarian manages to duck under it in time.
The Barbarian is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Wanker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Barbarian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Barbarian takes one to the chin there.
The Barbarian doesn't manage to clinch there - Wanker circles away.
Wanker swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Barbarian.
Horrible takedown attempt by Wanker or perhaps it was just good defense by The Barbarian, which made it look bad.
The Barbarian tries to clinch up.
The Barbarian uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The Barbarian tries to clinch but Wanker moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wanker.
Wanker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The Barbarian's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Massive Wanker.
I think The Barbarian has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 49:47
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 49:47
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 48:47
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Conor The Barbarian!
Conor The Barbarian retains his heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Conor The Barbarian thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
SFL 154 | Just Bleed
Date: Apr 29, 2022 |
#R1#
Wanker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits The Barbarians jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#CUT#It looks like Conor The Barbarian has been cut.
Wanker has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The Barbarian fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Barbarian is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Barbarian avoids the body shot from Wanker.
Wanker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wanker misses with a right hand
and The Barbarian counters with a stiff right hand.
Wanker scores with a head kick. The Barbarian tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Wanker throws a lazy body kick
and The Barbarian counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. #CL2#
The Barbarian moves into range and clinches up with Wanker.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wanker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wanker takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wanker is breathing heavily.
The Barbarian works on Wanker's body with a couple of short punches.
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Barbarian lands a right hand. #BC2#
The Barbarian breaks the clinch.
#CL2#
The Barbarian rushes Wanker and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A short uppercut from The Barbarian. #T1#
The Barbarian throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wanker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Barbarian lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
#CUT2#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
The Barbarian with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Barbarian misses with a knee to the head.
The Barbarian crunches a lovely knee into Wanker's ribcage.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but Wanker blocks with his arms.
The Barbarian putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Wanker in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The Barbarian working Wanker over with knees to the body.
The Barbarian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Barbarian blocking some punches.
#KD2#
The Barbarian drops Wanker with a big knee straight up the middle! Wanker is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
The Barbarian drives through and clinches with Wanker against the cage.
The Barbarian lands an uppercut.#ROC2#Wanker is rocked!
The Barbarian lands a shoulder strike.
Oh Wanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#KD2#
The Barbarian drops Wanker onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Wanker is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
The Barbarian lands a big knee to the head and Wanker goes down! The Barbarian pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conor The Barbarian!
Conor The Barbarian is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Conor The Barbarian thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
SFL 150 | Unconquered
Date: Apr 08, 2022 |
#R1#
The Barbarian pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wanker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The Barbarian takes a head kick and keeps coming.
#CUT2#It looks like Conor The Barbarian has been cut.
Wanker with a hook.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wanker.
Wanker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Barbarian throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Barbarian throws a series of punches but Wanker avoids them all with ease.
Wanker throws the kick towards the body but The Barbarian avoids it.
Wanker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wanker misses with a looping right.
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Barbarian buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
#T1#
Wanker scores with a head kick. The Barbarian tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've been informed that Wanker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wanker tries to clinch but The Barbarian moves out of range.
Wanker misses with a straight right.
The Barbarian throws a right hand that misses
letting Wanker counter with a right hand. #CUT2#Conor The Barbarian's cut is getting worse.#KD2#
Wanker moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! The Barbarian goes down! Can Wanker finish him!?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker trying to control but The Barbarian is working from the bottom.
Wanker might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control The Barbarian haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The Barbarian keeping full guard, as Wanker tries to pass. #T2#
Wanker wants to control from the top but The Barbarian keeps moving.
Wanker advances position into side control!
The Barbarian prevents Wanker from moving into mount.
The Barbarian might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Wanker tries for a kimura but The Barbarian is defending well.
The Barbarian wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!#T3#
The Barbarian stops Wanker from passing to mount. #SUB2#
Wanker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Wanker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Wanker tries for a kimura but The Barbarian is defending well. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Wanker tries to move into full mount but can't pass The Barbarian's legs.
The Barbarian is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Wanker trying to control the action but The Barbarian is working from the bottom.
Wanker works to advance to full mount. The Barbarian defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Conor The Barbarian's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Wanker throws out a powerful jab.
Wanker scores with a hook to the body. The Barbarian takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Barbarian avoids the body shot from Wanker.
The Barbarian blocks a jab.
The fighters circling - Wanker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little feinted left hand from The Barbarian on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The Barbarian misses the jab.
Wanker shapes to counter with a head kick.
The Barbarian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Massive Wanker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Barbarian blocks a head kick by Wanker.
The Barbarian looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The Barbarian ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Barbarian throws a counter high kick but Wanker was just alert enough to avoid it.
The Barbarian scores with the left hand. Wanker knows he should have avoided that one.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wanker.
Nice straight punches there by The Barbarian. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Barbarian.#T1#
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Wanker throws a sloppy body shot
#KD#
and The Barbarian counters with a nice right hand that sends Wanker toppling to the canvas! Wanker scrambles and gets back to his feet - can The Barbarian finish him?!#ROC#Wanker is rocked!
The Barbarian throws a looping overhand right but Wanker ducks down to avoid it. #CL2#
Wanker drives through and clinches with The Barbarian against the cage.
#BC#
The Barbarian pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Barbarian misses the jab.
The Barbarian misses with a looping left.
Wanker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Barbarian takes a kick to the side of the head.
Wanker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wanker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Barbarian paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The Barbarian avoids the body shot from Wanker.
#T2#
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
The Barbarian uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Wanker throws a hook but The Barbarian blocks it.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
The Barbarian half committed to a counter leg kick.
Wanker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wanker throws a good cross that connects.
#CUT2#Conor The Barbarian's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The Barbarian tries to move into range but Wanker moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Barbarian throws a sloppy head kick and Wanker moves out of range easily.
The Barbarian ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Wanker misses with a head kick.
The Barbarian throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wanker thuds his right hand into The Barbarian's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#CUT2#Jeez, Conor The Barbarian's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Wanker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T3#
The Barbarian moves out of range of the body kick from Wanker.
Wanker tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Barbarian swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Barbarian swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wanker is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The Barbarian is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Conor The Barbarian's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker is the new heavyweight champion!
Massive Wanker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Conor The Barbarian stepped up to the mic, saying 'Crom ...'. |
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Event:
SFL 145 | Barbarian vs Slam II
Date: Mar 16, 2022 |
#R1#
Harrison is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wanker.
Wanker misses with a two punch combination.
Wanker lands with a nice body punch.
Wanker slips under a jab.
Wanker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Harrison sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Harrison throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
We've been informed that Wanker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Harrison throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harrison.
Harrison misses with a body punch
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Harrison checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harrison was well out of range. Poor timing from Wanker.
Harrison misses with a straight left.
Harrison swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT2#It looks like Sean Harrison has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wanker. Harrison does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Wanker.
Harrison is breathing heavily.
Harrison with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wanker to score with a decent uppercut.
Harrison misses with a lunging right hand
and Wanker counters with a nice uppercut.
Harrison on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Harrison misses with a head kick.
Harrison tries a head kick but it misses.
Harrison swings widly with a right hand
#KD2#
and Wanker counters with a left hand that sends Harrison to the canvas! #CUT2#Sean Harrison's cut is getting worse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker wants to control from the top but Harrison keeps moving.
Wanker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Harrison swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wanker forces his way into half guard.#T2#
Harrison trying to control from the bottom.
#SUB2#
Wanker seems to be looking for submissions.
Harrison's coaches at Andy's Sweaty Men have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Harrison trying to control from the bottom.
Wanker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wanker wants to take a breather but Harrison is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Wanker is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Harrison defends it well.
Wanker trying to control from half guard but Harrison is working away. #T3#
Harrison trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Harrison is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Harrison is squirming around, avoiding Wanker's attempts to control the action. #SUB2#
Wanker swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Harrison is now in Wanker's guard. A big mistake from Wanker there, giving up the dominant position! #T4##SUB2#
Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Harrison doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Wanker is tightening it up a little... Harrison has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Harrison reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Harrison taps out! Nice BJJ there by Wanker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Massive Wanker!
An out of breath Massive Wanker thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
SFL 140 | Slam vs Puno
Date: Feb 23, 2022 |
#R1#
Wanker scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Samsonov doesn't seem bothered though.
Jab, jab by Wanker - just one landing.
Wanker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Samsonov counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Samsonov checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wanker throws a jab but it's blocked by Samsonov.
Wanker throws a leg kick
and Samsonov counters with a head kick. That will keep Wanker thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
We've been hearing reports that Wanker has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Wanker throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wanker throws an off balance right hand
letting Samsonov counter with a right hand.
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wanker gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Samsonov.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanker misses with a hook to the body
#KD2#
and Samsonov counters with a nice right hand that sends Wanker toppling to the canvas! Wanker scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Samsonov finish him?!#ROC2#Wanker is rocked!
Samsonov looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#CL#
Wanker has Samsonov up against the cage in a clinch.
Samsonov lands a shot to the body.#T1##BC2#
Samsonov manages to break the clinch.
Samsonov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wanker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Samsonov swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wanker.
Wanker tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Samsonov counters with a stiff right hand.
Samsonov avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#KD2#
Samsonov lands a big right hand that sends Wanker crashing to the mat! Samsonov stays standing though and waves Wanker back to his feet!
Oh Wanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wanker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Samsonov. Samsonov circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wanker seems to have got his legs back now.
Samsonov is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wanker.
Wanker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#CL#
Wanker clinches. #T2#
Samsonov scores with a hook to the body.
Wanker tries to work over Samsonov's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Wanker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
Samsonov breaks the clinch.
Wanker just misses with a punch to the body.
#CL#
Wanker clinches up with Samsonov and pushes him back against the cage.
Samsonov goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wanker blocks a body shot from Samsonov.
Samsonov lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker lands a body punch. #TD#
Wanker jumps into guard, dragging Samsonov to the mat.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Samsonov showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Samsonov avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#T3#
Wanker being controlled here, momentarily.
Samsonov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wanker swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wanker trying to keep a closed guard but Samsonov is proving a slippery customer.
#SUB#
Wanker looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Samsonov won't allow Wanker to sweep him here. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Wanker is working hard here to advance position.
Wanker wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Samsonov is now in half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Samsonov trying to mount his opponent but Wanker defends it. #SUB#
Wanker looking for submissions off his back.
Samsonov is looking to advance position but Wanker won't allow it.
Wanker wants to get back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ivan Samsonov dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Wanker throws a head kick that misses.
Samsonov wants to counter with a clinch but Wanker pushes him away.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wanker digs a good body shot into Samsonov's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wanker. Samsonov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Samsonov takes one to the chin there.
Wanker throws an off balance right hand
letting Samsonov counter with a right hand.
Samsonov takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses.
Samsonov is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wanker stuns Samsonov with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wanker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Samsonov bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Samsonov lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanker thuds his right hand into Samsonov's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#T1#
Samsonov throws a right hand that Wanker ducks under and follows up with a left that Wanker also avoids with ease.
Samsonov jabs at Wanker's body.
The crowd cheers as Wanker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Samsonov doesn't seem phased though.
Samsonov moves out of range of the leg kick from Wanker.
Wanker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wanker misses with a leg kick.
Samsonov avoids the body shot from Wanker.
Samsonov tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wanker throws an overhand right that lands on Samsonov's shoulder, as Samsonov tries to avoid the shot.
Wanker cracks Samsonov with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wanker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wanker misses with a straight left.
Samsonov raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.#T2#
Samsonov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Wanker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Samsonov.
It seemed like Samsonov was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wanker moves in looking to clinch but Samsonov pushes him off.
Samsonov appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Samsonov avoids the head kick by Wanker.
Wanker lunges at Samsonov with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Samsonov's hand.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.
A countering left hand to the body from Samsonov misses.
Wanker works the jab nicely.
Samsonov drops his hands momentarily and Wanker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wanker misses the body punch
and Samsonov counters with a straight right hand.
Wanker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
#T3#
Samsonov throws a shot from downtown. Wanker moves away and avoids it.
Samsonov throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It looked like Wanker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wanker with a nice calf kick.
Wanker cracks Samsonov with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wanker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Samsonov takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wanker throws an off balance right hand
and Samsonov counters with a nice uppercut.
Crunch! Wanker slams his shin into Samsonov's torso.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Samsonov counters with a straight right hand.
No joy there for Wanker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wanker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Samsonov.
#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker slips under a jab.
Wanker throws a head kick but Samsonov moves out of range.
Samsonov doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Wanker is looking to clinch.
Wanker sets himself, and Samsonov steps forward looking for the clinch! Wanker avoids it this time.
Samsonov misses with an uppercut. Wanker saw that one coming.
Samsonov misses with the combination.
Samsonov scores with a sloppy right hand. Wanker should have avoided that one.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.
Wanker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Samsonov manages to avoid it.
Wanker throws a series of punches but Samsonov moves out of range.
Wanker throws a head kick but Samsonov moves out of range.
Wanker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Samsonov manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Wanker misses with a shot to the body
and Samsonov cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Samsonov walks forward, straight into a front kick from Wanker.
Wanker scores with a nice body kick.
Wanker throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Samsonov's head.
Samsonov lands with a nice body punch.
Wanker throws a sloppy head kick and Samsonov moves out of range easily.
Samsonov looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wanker moves away from the strike by Samsonov.
Wanker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jab, jab by Wanker - just one landing.
A nice leg kick from Wanker, right into the meat of the thigh.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Samsonov, as that shot connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wanker fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Samsonov is out of range.
A nice side step and Samsonov releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#T1#
Samsonov misses with an uppercut
and Wanker counters with a stiff right hand.
Wanker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Samsonov looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Samsonov throws a head kick but Wanker moves out of range.
Samsonov steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Wanker. That one must have hurt.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wanker.
Samsonov misses with an uppercut. Wanker saw that one coming.
Wanker displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Samsonov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Samsonov takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wanker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Samsonov! But no joy.
Wanker connects with a right hand. Samsonov shakes it off.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jab, jab by Wanker - just one landing.
Wanker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Samsonov looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Samsonov dodges the punch combination from Wanker.
It seemed like Samsonov was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Samsonov moves out of range of the strikes.
Wanker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wanker throws a body punch but Samsonov moves out of range.
Samsonov connects with a single shot there.
Samsonov throws an overhand right that lands on Wanker's shoulder, as Wanker tries to avoid the shot.
Samsonov throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wanker quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Wanker throws a shot to the body.
#T3#
Wanker throws a lazy uppercut
and Samsonov counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice straight punches there by Wanker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Wanker.
Samsonov throws a hook but Wanker avoids it easily.
Samsonov shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wanker throws a nice looking combination but Samsonov bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wanker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wanker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Samsonov is looking for the big counter here.
A jab from Samsonov misses.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker tests Samsonov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Samsonov drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T4#
Wanker misses with a shot to the body
and Samsonov counters with a three punch combo that has Wanker backing up. Wanker nods at Samsonov to acknowledge the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Samsonov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Samsonov misses the jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Wanker.
Wanker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wanker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wanker throws a quick counter head kick but Samsonov was just out of range.
Samsonov scores with a jab.
A good leg kick by Wanker.
Wanker misses with a body shot.
Nice cross by Wanker.
And that's the end of the fight!
Massive Wanker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wanker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 29:28
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Massive Wanker!
A relieved looking Massive Wanker thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Ivan Samsonov had this to say: 'ĐźŃтин Ńбьет меня Đ·Đ° ŃŤŃ‚Đľ поражение'. |
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Event:
SFL 135 | Akinwande vs Wanker
Date: Feb 04, 2022 |
#R1#
Akinwande throws a body shot but no joy.
Wanker misses with a double jab
and Akinwande makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Akinwande throws the left hand but Wanker avoids the punch easily.
A nice leg kick from Akinwande, right into the meat of the thigh.
No joy there for Wanker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wanker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Akinwande drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wanker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wanker scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Akinwande doesn't seem bothered though.
Nice defenses there by Akinwande.
A big left from Wanker misses.
Akinwande seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Akinwande moves out of range as Wanker strikes.
Akinwande has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cloud9 in the buildup to the fight.
Akinwande fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wanker manages to avoid it.
Akinwande throws a nice outside leg kick.
Akinwande tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wanker was well out of range. Poor timing from Akinwande.#T1#
Wanker plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#CUT2#It looks like Henry Akinwande has been cut.
Wanker throws a body punch but Akinwande moves out of range.
Akinwande thuds a left hand into Wanker's body.
Wanker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wanker misses with a hook. Akinwande ducked under it nicely.
We've been informed that Wanker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Akinwande attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Akinwande fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wanker.
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wanker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Akinwande ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away.
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Akinwande tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Wanker manages to circle out of the way.
Wanker throws a head kick but Akinwande moves out of range.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
Akinwande throws a body punch but Wanker moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Wanker blocks the leg kick.
#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wanker fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A telegraphed right hand from Wanker misses the target.
Wanker walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Akinwande slips a straight right by Wanker.
Wanker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Akinwande. Akinwande obviously looking to wear him down.
Wanker throws a sloppy head kick
and Akinwande counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Akinwande uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wanker.
Akinwande is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Wanker.
Akinwande ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Akinwande on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Akinwande.
Akinwande avoids the head kick by Wanker.
Akinwande is looking to wear down Wanker with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Wanker misses with a right hand
and Akinwande counters with a nice leg kick.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wanker loads up on a big right hand but Akinwande slips the punch.
It looked like Akinwande was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Wanker.#T3#
Wanker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Akinwande swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a leg kick.
Wanker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Wanker misses with a body shot.
Akinwande half committed to a counter leg kick.
Akinwande slips a jab from Wanker.
Akinwande wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Akinwande's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wanker under the eye.
Wanker checks a leg kick nicely.
Akinwande fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Akinwande with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wanker to score with a decent uppercut.
Akinwande takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
#CL2#
Wanker rushes Akinwande and presses him up against the cage.
Wanker can't find room to land a body shot as Akinwande controls the action.
#TD2#
Wanker pulls guard effortlessly.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Akinwande is stalling in the full guard. #SUB2#
Wanker looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Akinwande stopping the sweep attempt from Wanker.
Wanker keeps trying to improve his position.
Akinwande controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Akinwande has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Massive Wanker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Henry Akinwande's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Akinwande drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Akinwande misses with a hook to the body
and Wanker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Akinwande staying out of range there.
Wanker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Akinwande looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Akinwande throws a leg kick but Wanker sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wanker lands with a slapping head kick.
Wanker throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Akinwande counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wanker's knee momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Akinwande on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #CL2#
Wanker forces Akinwande back against the cage and clinches.
Wanker lands with a right to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Akinwande misses with a punch on the inside.
Wanker pushes Akinwande back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wanker throws a punch but it's blocked by Akinwande.
Wanker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T1#
Akinwande lands a hook to the side of the head.
Akinwande tries a body shot but Wanker blocks it.
A hook to the body from Wanker.
Wanker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wanker throws a punch but it's blocked by Akinwande.
A head punch on the inside from Akinwande fails to land.
Wanker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#TD2#
Wanker pulls Akinwande into guard.
Akinwande controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB2#
Akinwande is posturing up here but Wanker has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Akinwande tries to roll out but it's too tight and Akinwande has to tap! Slick submission there by Wanker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
SFL 130 | Emminence
Date: Jan 09, 2022 |
#R1#
Viking ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Viking looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Viking misses with a left hand
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#It looks like Andy Viking has been cut.
Wanker bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Viking misses with a low kick.
Wanker throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Viking throws a leg kick
and Wanker counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Viking really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wanker misses with a body kick.
Viking throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Wanker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Viking manages to avoid it.
Wanker thuds his shin into the meat of Viking's side.
Viking is breathing heavily.
Viking throws a leg kick #KD2#
and Wanker counters with a big uppercut that knocks Viking off his feet! Wanker dives into side control looking to finish!#ROC2#Viking is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Wanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Viking has escaped the position, nice work there.
Oh Viking is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SUB2#
Wanker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB2#
Wanker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Wanker wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Viking, who protects the arm well.
Viking seems to have got his legs back now.#T1##SUB2#
Wanker swings around for an armbar but Viking sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Wanker's guard.
Wanker is controlling Viking's posture.#SUB2#
Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Viking doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Viking manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Wanker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Viking defends well.
Wanker looking for a sweep. Not yet Wanker, not yet. #T2#
Viking wants to stand but Wanker is controlling his posture from full guard.
Wanker wants to sweep but no luck.
Wanker looking to control.
Viking wants to stand but Wanker is controlling his posture from full guard.
Wanker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB##T3#
Wanker trying to control but Viking is working from the bottom.
Viking wants to stand and escape but Wanker is having none of it.
Wanker trying to control but Viking is working from the bottom.
Wanker stops Viking from standing up.
Viking trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Viking bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wanker's head backwards.#KD2#
Oh, that's a big right hand from Wanker and Viking goes tumbling to the canvas! Wanker follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard. #T4##SUB2#
Wanker is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#SUB2#
Wanker is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Viking has managed to free his arm - good work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wanker seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Viking does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SUB2#
Wanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Viking wants to get back to his feet.
Wanker wants to control but Viking is keeping him busy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Andy Viking's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Good work by Wanker as he checks the leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Viking there.
Viking misses with a looping right.
Wanker throws a fast counter high kick but Viking manages to duck under it in time.
Massive Wanker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Viking keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Viking on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wanker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wanker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Wanker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Viking feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Viking keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wanker.
Wanker throws a push kick but Viking slaps the foot to one side.
A jab from Wanker misses.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses.
Wanker avoids the body shot from Viking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Viking cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Viking sizes up Wanker with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Viking moves out of range of the strikes.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Viking fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#T1#
Wanker checks a leg kick nicely.
Wanker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Viking. Viking circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#CUT2#Andy Viking's cut is getting worse.
Wanker throws a sloppy head kick and Viking moves out of range easily.
Viking misses with a hook.
Viking slips a jab from Wanker.
Wanker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A cross from Wanker lands.#CL#
Viking rushes Wanker and presses him up against the cage.
Wanker avoiding damage as Viking throws knees to the body.
Wanker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Viking lands a nice elbow. #CUT#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
A knee to the head by Viking.
Wanker avoiding damage as Viking throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Wanker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wanker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Viking tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2#
Wanker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Viking just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wanker's brow.
Wanker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Viking blocks a body shot from Wanker.
Viking prevents a body shot from Wanker.
Viking using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wanker is breathing heavily.
Viking lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Viking lands an elbow just above Wanker 's eye.
Viking lands a body shot in the clinch.
Viking with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Viking blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Viking lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker wants to get back to striking at distance but Viking won't allow it.
Wanker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Viking lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Viking.
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Viking lands a shot to the body.
Viking is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Viking connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wanker's face.
#T3#
Viking lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Viking throws a knee to the head but misses.
Viking working Wanker over with knees to the body.
Viking throws a knee to the head but misses.
Viking blocks an uppercut.
Wanker takes an elbow to the forehead. #TD2#
Wanker pulls guard successfully.
Viking wants to get up but he can't break Wanker's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB2#
Wanker has his foot on Viking's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Viking works his way back into a safe position though.
Viking trying to stand up but can't free himself from Wanker's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4##SU#
Viking decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Wanker, up you get! #CL#
Viking clinches up against the cage.
Viking misses with a knee to the head.
Wanker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Viking keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wanker's efforts to push away.
Wanker wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A knee to the head by Viking.
Wanker jumps guard but Viking stands there with Wanker around his waist. Wanker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Viking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
#BC2#
Wanker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wanker moves forwards but Viking connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Viking fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Viking sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wanker scores with a hook to the body. Viking takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Andy Viking dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Viking's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3##KD2#
Wanker lands a high kick to the side of Viking's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Wanker dives into guard, looking to finish.#ES#
Viking is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Wanker presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but Viking turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wanker throws a punch but it's blocked by Viking.
Wanker lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right hand to the body from Wanker.
#BC2#
Wanker breaks the clinch.
Wanker closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wanker scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Viking chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wanker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wanker tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Wanker tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#KD2#
Wanker lands a big shot that drops Viking! Can he finish him?
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wanker trying to control but Viking is working from the bottom. #T1#
Viking keeping full guard, as Wanker tries to pass.
Wanker slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Viking is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Wanker tries for a kimura but Viking is defending well.
Viking wants to get back to his feet but Wanker drags him back down.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB2#
Wanker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Viking knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB2#
Wanker goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Viking rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Wanker's guard! Nice work there by Viking! #SUB2#
Wanker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#T3#
Wanker pulls Viking in close to prevent any damage.
Viking postures up.
Viking would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Viking wants to stand and escape but instead Wanker has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB#
Wanker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Wanker controlling from the top position.
Viking wants to stand and escape but Wanker is having none of it.
Wanker sitting in guard here, content to control.
Wanker looking to pass the guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
And that's the end of the fight!
Massive Wanker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Wanker has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 28:29
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Massive Wanker!
An out of breath Massive Wanker thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
SFL 125 | Mumu vs Viking II
Date: Dec 19, 2021 |
#R1#
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Brown.#KD#
Brown drops Wanker with a beautiful combination! Wanker stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Brown is looking for the KO!
Wanker misses with a hook.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wanker.
Wanker gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown misses with a straight left.
Brown throws a looping overhand right but Wanker ducks down to avoid it.
Wanker counters with a body kick.
Brown gets cracked there but stands up to it.
We've been informed that Wanker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Brown throws a jab but it's blocked by Wanker.
Brown looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Brown scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wanker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Brown. Brown circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wanker checks a low kick from Brown.
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Brown sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T1#
Wanker throws a jab but it's blocked by Brown.
Wanker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Brown throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.#CL#
Brown gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Brown won't allow it.
Brown throws an elbow but it misses.
Brown trying to land knees to the body.
#BC2#
Wanker breaks from the clinch.
Wanker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Brown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Brown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brown jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Brown counters with a nice leg kick.
Wanker throws a good cross that connects.
#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Brown slips a jab from Wanker.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wanker avoids the body shot from Brown.
Wanker misses with an uppercut. Brown saw that one coming.
Brown looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wanker looks to land a left hand but Brown moved out of range nicely.
Brown throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wanker.
Wanker dips to his left and cracks Brown with an uppercut!
Brown waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wanker.
Brown takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
#CL2#
Wanker darts in and clinches Brown up against the cage.
Wanker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#BC2#
Wanker breaks from the clinch.
Brown clobbers Wanker with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T3#
Wanker defending well as Brown loads up on a big left hand.
Wanker follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Wanker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wanker jabs at Brown's body.
Wanker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Brown.
Wanker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A jab lands there for Brown.
Brown throws a jab but it's blocked by Wanker.
Brown looks to throw a body kick
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wanker lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Brown takes one to the chin there.#CUT2#It looks like Billy Bob Brown has been cut.
Wanker missing with a left hand there. Brown was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wanker looks to land a body kick but Brown moved away.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Brown connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4#
Wanker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wanker throws an off balance right hand
and Brown counters with a body kick.
Wanker looks winded!
Wanker motions for Brown to come forward. Wanker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some bone on bone action there as Wanker checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Brown slips a straight right by Wanker.
Brown misses with a head kick.
Wanker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brown swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A thudding body kick lands there by Wanker!
Wanker takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wanker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wanker misses with a double jab.
Wanker lands a right hook to the body.
Wanker misses the shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Massive Wanker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Billy Bob Brown's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Brown throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wanker misses with a series of wild punches.
Brown is looking to counter punch.
Brown throws a head kick that misses.
Brown moves out of range as Wanker throws a body kick.
It looked like Brown was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Wanker.
Wanker tries to clinch there but Brown circles away.
Brown finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Brown throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wanker does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown throws a leg kick which misses Wanker's front leg but catches the back leg as Wanker tries to avoid it.
Wanker walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Brown misses with a looping left.
Wanker lands an overhand right.#T1##KD2#
Wanker lands a high kick to the side of Brown's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Wanker dives into guard, looking to finish.#ROC2#Brown is rocked!
Wanker slips nicely into half guard.
Wanker trying to mount his opponent but Brown defends it. #SUB2#
Wanker looking for a submission but Brown manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Wanker trying to control but Brown is working from the bottom.
Wanker sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T2#
Wanker won't allow Brown to sweep him here.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully.
Brown might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Wanker drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Brown manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Wanker has Brown in his guard.#REVR#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Wanker isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Brown stacks Wanker on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Brown!
Wanker is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Brown off and has taken his back!#T3#
Wanker trying to control momentarily.
#SUB2#
Wanker looking to break Brown's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Brown remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Wanker will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB2#
Wanker working for a choke but Brown is defending well. #SUB2#
Wanker working for the choke.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Brown trying to control the action but Wanker just sinks the hooks in. #SUB2#
Brown showing good submission defense here.
#SUB2#
Wanker is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Brown knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Brown for a finish.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Billy Bob Brown's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Wanker misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A lazy left from Wanker finds it's target.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.
Brown misses with a low kick.
Wanker scores with a nice head shot.
Brown connects with a solid leg kick.
Wanker lands with a cross.
Wanker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Brown.
Brown drops his hands momentarily and Wanker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wanker.
Wanker misses with a wild body shot.
Brown throws a leg kick that misses.
Wanker thows a left - swing and a miss! #T1#
Wanker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Brown doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Brown lands a really nice looking cross but Wanker seems unphased.
Brown throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Brown sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wanker works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Brown drops his hands momentarily and Wanker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wanker misses with a two punch combination.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Brown appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Brown takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Billy Bob Brown has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanker lands with a shot to the body.
Wanker throws a shot from downtown. Brown moves away and avoids it.
No joy there for Wanker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wanker lands a jab to the nose.
Brown avoids the head kick by Wanker.
Brown is looking to counter the offense by Wanker and move into the clinch.
Wanker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A clash of legs there as Wanker blocks the low kick.
Brown blocks a head kick by Wanker.
Brown tries to work over Wanker's front leg with a kick but Wanker checks it.
Wanker swings widly with a right hand
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wanker looks for the body kick but Brown saw that one coming.
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Brown moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Wanker misses the target.
Brown is looking to counter with head kicks.#T3#
Wanker missing with a left hand there. Brown was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wanker has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wanker and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Good leg kick by Brown.
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Brown throws a leg kick but Wanker sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wanker is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wanker misses with a hook
and Brown counters with a stiff right hand.
Wanker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Brown was well out of range. Poor timing from Wanker.
Wanker misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Brown wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Brown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wanker throws a shot from downtown. Brown moves away and avoids it.
Brown tried to counter with a leg kick but Wanker avoided it.
Wanker swings for the body but Brown moves out of range.
Brown swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T4#
A left and a right from Wanker both land. Nice combination.
Brown blocks a jab.
Brown throws a sloppy head kick
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#CL#
Brown forces Wanker back against the cage and clinches.
Wanker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wanker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Brown.
Brown comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Brown lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wanker or not.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Brown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wanker.
Brown looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Brown tries to land a knee to the head but Wanker blocks with his arms.
Brown with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Brown scores with a knee to the head.
Brown missing with knees to the body.
Brown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wanker.
And that's the end of the fight!
Massive Wanker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Wanker winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Massive Wanker!
An out of breath Massive Wanker thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
SFL 120 | Mumu vs Wanker
Date: Dec 01, 2021 |
#R1#
Mumu looks to land a left hand but Wanker moved out of range nicely.
Mumu tries a head kick but it misses.
Mumu has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Wanker throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Wanker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wanker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mumu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wanker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mumu raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Mumu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mumu there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice shot by Mumu.
Wanker keeps the fight on the outside.
Mumu fakes the leg kick and cracks Wanker in the body.
We've been hearing reports that Wanker has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mumu is looking to clinch.
Mumu throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wanker moves out of range as Mumu strikes.
Wanker throws a sloppy body shot
and Mumu counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.#T1#
Wanker with a jab.
Wanker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wanker moves out of range as Mumu strikes.
Wanker cracks Mumu with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mumu throws a wild body kick that Wanker sees coming a mile off.
Wanker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mumu misses with an uppercut.
Wanker throws a good cross that connects.
Wanker takes a body punch but keeps moving. #CL2#
Mumu rushes Wanker and presses him up against the cage.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu holds him up against the cage and eventually Wanker drops back down to his feet.
Mumu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mumu missing with knees to the body.
Mumu lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Mumu.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#T2#
Mumu tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Mumu back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wanker.
Wanker lands a right hand.
Mumu lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Wanker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wanker misses with a body punch.
Mumu blocks a body shot from Wanker.
Wanker misses with a punch to the body.
Mumu blocking some punches.
Mumu pushes Wanker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mumu has a couple of punches blocked by Wanker.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mumu.
Wanker lands a left hand.
Mumu holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Wanker.
Mumu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker misses with a body punch.
Mumu misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mumu blocks a body shot from Wanker.
Mumu pushes Wanker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T3#
Mumu lands a nice uppercut.
Wanker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
Wanker prevents a body shot from Mumu.
Wanker pushes Mumu back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mumu stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mumu scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
Mumu taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wanker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mumu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wanker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mumu scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wanker tries a body shot but Mumu blocks it.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu holds him up against the cage and eventually Wanker drops back down to his feet.
Mumu misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mumu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mumu tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Mumu back against the cage. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mumu misses with some punches.
Mumu misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mumu creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wanker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mumu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mumu throws a punch but it's blocked by Wanker.
A left hand lands to the body for Wanker.
A right hook to the body lands for Wanker.
Mumu looks winded!
Wanker lands a left hand.
Mumu blocking some punches.
#BC#
Wanker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wanker misses with a head kick.
Wanker lands a slapping body shot.
Mumu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wanker misses with a body punch
and Mumu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker lands the left hand.
Wanker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Alborz Mumu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Massive Wanker's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
A decent looking cross lands there for Wanker.
Wanker is looking to land body kicks.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wanker scores with a nice body kick.
Mumu misses with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a leg kick.
Wanker scores with a leg kick.
#CL#
Wanker closes the distance and clinches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mumu.
Mumu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mumu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wanker fails to pull guard.
Mumu tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Mumu back against the cage.
Mumu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mumu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mumu works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mumu tries to work over Wanker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wanker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
#T1##BC#
Wanker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wanker takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wanker throws a head kick but Mumu moves out of range.
Mumu lands a nice shot that snaps Wanker's head back.
Wanker moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Wanker. That snapped Mumu's head back.
Wanker tests Mumu's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Mumu misses with an uppercut. Wanker saw that one coming.
Wanker is looking for a counter combo.
Wanker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mumu.
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mumu catches Wanker with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wanker takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mumu tries to close the distance and clinch but Wanker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mumu throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T2#
Mumu has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wanker.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.
Wanker avoids the head kick by Mumu.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Mumu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker throws a hook to the side of Mumu's head but Mumu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mumu.
A slow jab from Mumu misses its intended target.
Wanker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wanker lands with a good body shot.#KD2#
Mumu cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mumu has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!#ROC2#Wanker is rocked!
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
Oh Wanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wanker throws a head kick but Mumu moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Mumu on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wanker seems to have got his legs back now.
Mumu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wanker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wanker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mumu.
#T3#
Wanker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mumu circles away quickly and effectively.
Wanker just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mumu. Wanker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wanker lands a head kick. Mumu smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wanker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wanker wants to clinch up but Mumu keeps it at a distance.
A jab from Wanker misses.
A head kick from Wanker lands but Mumu takes it in his stride.
Wanker works the jab nicely.
Mumu misses the shot to the body.
Wanker throwing a counter right hand but Mumu manages to avoid it.#KD2#
Mumu cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mumu has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wanker closes the distance looking to clinch #KD2#
and Mumu counters with a nice right hand that sends Wanker toppling to the canvas! Wanker scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Mumu finish him?!#T4#
Mumu misses with a looping right.
Wanker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mumu.
Mumu thinks about the counter body kick.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses.
Wanker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wanker lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mumu swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.
Mumu walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wanker shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Mumu eats them both and turns towards Wanker to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wanker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mumu connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mumu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
As Mumu backs away, Wanker returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Alborz Mumu will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Massive Wanker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Wanker throws a shot to the body.
Mumu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wanker.
Mumu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses
and Mumu counters with a nice body kick.
Mumu throws a half hearted mid kick.#KD2#
Mumu lands a left and a right that send Wanker crashing to the mat, dazed. Mumu thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Wanker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wanker throws a quick counter kick to the body but Mumu avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mumu throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mumu lands a nice looking kick to the body. Wanker takes a step back to recover.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jab, jab by Wanker - just one landing.
Mumu misses with a straight right.
Wanker scores with a head kick. Mumu tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#T1#
Wanker staying out of range there.
Wanker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mumu was well out of range. Poor timing from Wanker.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mumu - that will leave a mark!
A solid body kick from Mumu.
Mumu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wanker.#CL2#
Mumu clinches with his opponent.
Mumu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mumu stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wanker will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Mumu pushes Wanker back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Mumu lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mumu lands a nice shot to the body.
Mumu lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mumu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mumu has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
Wanker is trying to break the clinch but Mumu is controlling him.
Massive Wanker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Mumu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wanker lands with a left to the head.
Mumu blocks an uppercut.
Mumu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mumu lands with a right to the head.
A short left from Mumu.
A body shot lands from Mumu.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Mumu throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mumu lands with a light punch inside.
Mumu lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Mumu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Mumu.
Nice body punch from Mumu.
Mumu presses Wanker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Alborz Mumu seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Mumu lands a body shot.
Mumu can't find room to land a body shot as Wanker controls the action.
Mumu lands with a right to the head.
Mumu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T3#
Mumu scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mumu lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mumu dips a shoulder and cracks Wanker with a mighty uppercut! Wanker falls back against the cage and Mumu unloads with a barrage of strikes! Wanker is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Mumu screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alborz Mumu!
Our winner, Alborz Mumu, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
SFL 115 | Lancaster vs Lund
Date: Nov 14, 2021 |
#R1#
Wanker throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wanker checks a low kick from Baraka.
Jab by Baraka.
Wanker loads up on a big right hand but Baraka slips the punch.
A head kick misses from Wanker.
Baraka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wanker has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Baraka.
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Baraka moves away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wanker, as that shot connected.
#CUT2#It looks like Juju Baraka has been cut.
Baraka moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Baraka misses with a low kick.
Wanker cracks a nice hook into Baraka's ribs.
Baraka lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wanker's sensitive parts.
Wanker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Baraka scores with the left hand. Wanker knows he should have avoided that one.
We've been informed that Wanker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Baraka has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Wanker finds it's way round the side to connect with Baraka's head.
Wanker lands with a slapping head kick.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wanker stuns Baraka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Baraka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Baraka checks a low kick from Wanker.#T1#
A jab lands there for Wanker.
Baraka throws a series of punches but Wanker avoids them all with ease.
Baraka fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wanker checks it well.
A little jabbing left from Wanker on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nice cross by Wanker.
Baraka throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Baraka chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wanker. That's going to slow Baraka down.
Good work by Wanker as he checks the leg kick.
A shot to the body from Wanker misses
and Baraka counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wanker slips a straight right by Baraka.
Baraka lands with a good body shot.
Wanker tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Baraka fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wanker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wanker looks to score with a jab to the body but Baraka is just out of range.
Wanker connects with a solid leg kick.
Baraka throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
#T2#
Baraka fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wanker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Good shot there by Baraka.
Jab from Wanker.#CUT2#Juju Baraka's cut is getting worse.
Wanker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Baraka moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Baraka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wanker was well out of range. Poor timing from Baraka.
Baraka throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A left lands for Baraka.
Wanker scoring well with a low kick there.
Wanker moves out of range of the leg kick from Baraka.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
Baraka looks to throw the jab but Wanker is out of range.
A big left from Wanker misses.
Baraka throwing a counter right hand but Wanker manages to avoid it.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Baraka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wanker.#T3#
Baraka fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Baraka misses with a wild body shot.
Wanker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Baraka throwing a counter right hand but Wanker manages to avoid it.
Wanker dodges the punch combination from Baraka.
Baraka fails to land with a series of punches.
Baraka takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wanker cracks Baraka with a good jab.
Baraka lands a nice shot that snaps Wanker's head back.
The fighters circling - Wanker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wanker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Wanker.
Wanker uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Baraka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Baraka throws a poor cross that misses
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Baraka scoring well with a low kick there.
#T4#
Wanker lands a jab.#CUT2#Juju Baraka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wanker is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wanker moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Baraka throws a shot to the body.
Wanker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Baraka misses with a combination
and Baraka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT2#Jeez, Juju Baraka's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Baraka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice leg kick from Baraka, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wanker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice cross by Wanker.
Wanker throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Massive Wanker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Juju Baraka's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Baraka does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wanker misses with a looping right.
A bone on bone clash there as Wanker blocks the leg kick.
Wanker scores with a punch to the head.
Baraka looks to throw the jab but Wanker is out of range.
Baraka swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Baraka's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Massive Wanker!
A very excited looking Massive Wanker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
HFC 105 - Babinski vs Bigg
Date: Oct 23, 2021 |
#R1#
Wanker throws a body kick that misses.
Wanker throws out a leg kick but Telegin moves out of range and Wanker only half commits.
Wanker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Telegin's head.
Telegin defending well as Wanker loads up on a big left hand.
Wanker lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
#CUT2#It looks like Sergey Telegin has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Telegin.#TD#
Telegin decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wanker tries to roll over but Telegin keeps him under control.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Telegin lands a nice short elbow.#SUB2#
Wanker actively working from the bottom here.
Wanker wants to get back to full guard.
Telegin is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker is not content to let Telegin control the position.
Telegin has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.#T1#
Wanker blocking the ground and pound attempt from Telegin.
Telegin works his way into side control.
Wanker is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Wanker is looking to improve his position.
#SUB2#
Wanker looking for submissions off his back.
Telegin is thwarting Wanker's attempts to control the position.
Telegin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wanker is looking for a sweep. Telegin is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Wanker has hold of Telegin's hands but Telegin slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Wanker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Telegin trying to mount his opponent but Wanker defends it. #T2#
Wanker avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Telegin.
Telegin scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Wanker has hold of Telegin's hands but Telegin slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Telegin drops an elbow to the side of Wanker's head.
Telegin is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #SUB#
Telegin is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Wanker has hold of Telegin's hands but Telegin slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Telegin lands with a punch from half guard. #SUB#
Telegin is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Wanker doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Telegin.
Telegin landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T3#
Wanker on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Wanker is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Telegin is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Wanker is looking to control Telegin's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Wanker avoid being mounted?#SUB2#
Wanker is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Telegin pulls his head out easily.
Wanker tries to get to full guard but Telegin has control of the leg. #SUB#
Telegin is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Wanker has managed to free his arm - good work.
Telegin is trying to control. Wanker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Wanker is trying to get back to full guard.
Wanker is pressing down on Telegin's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Telegin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wanker bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Telegin's guard. #REVB##SUB#
Wanker got a little sloppy there for a moment and Telegin has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Wanker has managed to get both his arms back between Telegin's legs - danger averted.
Wanker works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Wanker is trying to control. Telegin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Telegin moves into full guard.
#SUB#
Telegin throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Sergey Telegin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sergey Telegin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Wanker tries a head kick but it misses.
Telegin slips a straight right by Wanker.
Wanker slips under a jab from Telegin.
A nice side step and Wanker releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Telegin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wanker can do to turn this around?
Telegin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wanker can pounce on him.
Wanker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Telegin slips under a jab from Wanker.
Wanker throws a series of punches but Telegin moves out of range.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Telegin.
Wanker misses with an attempted mid kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Telegin misses the target.
Telegin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wanker.
Telegin is looking to counter punch.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Telegin here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Telegin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wanker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wanker misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Wanker. #T1#
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Wanker throws a body punch but Telegin moves out of range.
Telegin drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wanker sprawls and moves away.
Wanker throws a lazy body kick #TD#
and Telegin counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wanker gets back to full guard.
Telegin looking to pass the guard.
Telegin connects with a couple of short punches.#SUB2#
Wanker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Telegin scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Telegin wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving. #SUB2#
Wanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T2#
Telegin preventing the sweep.
Telegin postures up.
#SUB2#
Wanker looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SUB2#
Wanker is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Telegin is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Telegin thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Telegin postures up.
Telegin with a nice head shot there.
Telegin is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Wanker is trying to keep Telegin in close.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Telegin landing with the ground and pound. #T3##SUB2#
Telegin avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Telegin with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Telegin lands a couple of digs.#SUB2#
Telegin got a little sloppy there for a moment and Wanker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Telegin has managed to get both his arms back between Wanker's legs - danger averted.
Wanker looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Telegin puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Telegin takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Telegin is taking a breather. Wanker says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Wanker is pressing down on Telegin's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#T4#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Telegin's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Wanker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Telegin lands a couple of digs.
Wanker trying to keep a closed guard but Telegin is proving a slippery customer.
#SUB2#
Wanker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Telegin postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Telegin scoring with punches to the head and body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Telegin is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Telegin stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Wanker throws up his legs and catches Telegin in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Telegin tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Wanker! That came out of nowhere!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
HFC 100 - Bigg vs Chunks
Date: Sep 25, 2021 |
#R1#
Wanker lands a nice hook to Washington's body. Washington takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Washington ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Wanker misses with an uppercut. Washington saw that one coming.
Washington uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wanker.
Washington is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wanker throws a hook to the side of Washington's head but Washington sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Washington bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Washington dodges the punch combination from Wanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good leg kick by Wanker.
Wanker scores with a shot to the body.
#T1#
Wanker misses with a body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Washington! But no joy.
A head kick from Wanker lands but Washington takes it in his stride.
Washington takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wanker swings for the body but Washington moves out of range.
Wanker backing away here, and Washington unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wanker has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Washington finds it's way round the side to connect with Wanker's head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wanker.
Wanker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Washington.
Wanker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Washington takes one on the chin but seems OK.
#T2#
Washington scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#KD2#
Washington cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Washington has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!
Wanker is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Washington just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Wanker has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Imperial Washington!
An out of breath Imperial Washington thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
HFC 93 - Nascimento vs Wanker
Date: Aug 28, 2021 |
#R1#
Wanker misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Nascimento throws the left hand but Wanker avoids the punch easily.
Wanker throws a jab but it's blocked by Nascimento.
A thudding body kick lands there by Nascimento!
Wanker misses with a looping right.
Nascimento turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nascimento throws a nice head kick!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nascimento.
Nascimento scores with the left hand. Wanker knows he should have avoided that one.
Wanker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yago Nascimento seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nascimento moves away.
Wanker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nascimento misses with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nascimento throws a body punch but Wanker moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Nascimento.
Wanker looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Nascimento sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nascimento takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CUT2#It looks like Yago Nascimento has been cut.
A slow jab from Nascimento misses its intended target.
Wanker throws out a counter right but Nascimento avoids it with no problem.
Nascimento rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Wanker counter with a right hand. #T2#
Wanker takes a swing at Nascimento's ribcage but misses.
Nascimento looks to score with a jab to the body but Wanker is just out of range.
Nascimento throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nascimento with the inside leg kick.
We've been informed that Wanker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nascimento looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nascimento takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nascimento ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Nascimento blocks a jab.#T3#
Nascimento moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nascimento swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.
A big left from Wanker misses.
It looked like Nascimento was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Wanker.
Nascimento fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wanker is out of range.
Nascimento fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wanker.
Nascimento moves out of range as Wanker strikes.
As Wanker backs away, Nascimento returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Nascimento uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wanker.
Wanker just misses with a punch to the body.
Wanker blocks a jab.#T4#
Nascimento misses with a kick to the body.
Wanker appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nascimento tries a head kick but it misses.
Wanker tries to counter with a clinch but Nascimento shakes him off and moves away.
Nascimento misses with a lunging right hand
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wanker misses with a hook
and Nascimento makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wanker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nascimento tries a low kick but Wanker avoids it.
Wanker on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nascimento throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nascimento misses with a series of wild punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Yago Nascimento will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yago Nascimento's cut.
That's time! Nascimento's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Nascimento throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wanker is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Nascimento cracks Wanker with an open hand slap.
Nascimento scores with a hook to the body. Wanker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Nascimento.
Nascimento misses with a head kick.
Wanker might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nascimento keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker blocks a head kick by Nascimento.
Nascimento takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wanker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#T1#
Nascimento throws a sloppy head kick and Wanker moves out of range easily.
Wanker steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Nascimento.
Wanker scores with the left hand. Nascimento knows he should have avoided that one.
Nascimento throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nascimento throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wanker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nascimento misses with a wild combination.
Wanker wants to counter the offense by Nascimento and move into the clinch position.
A shot to the body from Wanker misses
and Nascimento counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.#T2#
Wanker misses the shot to the body.
Wanker scores with the left hand. Nascimento knows he should have avoided that one. #CUT2#Yago Nascimento's cut is getting worse.
Nascimento slips under a jab.
Nascimento scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nascimento misses with a hook. Wanker ducked under it nicely.
Wanker on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nascimento uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Wanker on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Nascimento throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T3#
Wanker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nascimento manages to avoid it.
Nascimento misses with a series of wild punches.
Nascimento bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Nascimento.
Nascimento catches Wanker with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nascimento is looking to chop away at Wanker's legs. #T4#
Wanker misses with a hook.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
Wanker throws an off balance right hand
and Nascimento counters with a nice uppercut.
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nascimento counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wanker thinking.
Good shot there by Nascimento.
Nascimento throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice side step and Wanker releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nascimento throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wanker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wanker throws out a counter right but Nascimento avoids it with no problem.
Wanker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nascimento sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Nascimento tries to keep at a distance but Wanker has taken the fight into the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Yago Nascimento dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yago Nascimento's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Wanker throws out a loose jab but Nascimento uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nascimento ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Wanker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nascimento throws a body kick that misses
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nascimento ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away.
Wanker throws a fast counter high kick but Nascimento manages to duck under it in time.
Wanker throws a body punch but Nascimento moves out of range.
Nascimento uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nascimento scores with a jab. Wanker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nascimento throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters with a nice body shot.
Wanker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nascimento manages to avoid it.#T1#
Nascimento pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Nascimento.
A head kick misses from Wanker.
Nascimento gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker slips under a jab.
Nascimento takes one to the chin there.
A lazy left from Wanker finds it's target.
Nascimento lands a nice shot to the body.
Massive Wanker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Nascimento with the inside leg kick.
Wanker swings widly with a right hand
enabling Nascimento to counter with a crisp jab.
Wanker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nascimento attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Nascimento feints and then cracks Wanker's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wanker down.
Yago Nascimento is winning the standup battle so far.
A head kick by Nascimento misses
and Wanker counters with a right hand to the body.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Nascimento here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Nascimento avoids the head kick by Wanker.
Nascimento is looking to counter punch.
Good exchange - Nascimento coming out on top.#CL2#
Wanker moves into the clinch.#T3#
Wanker lands a hook that snaps the head of Nascimento backwards.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wanker working aggressively here.
Nascimento has a couple of punches blocked by Wanker.
#BC#
Nascimento escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wanker on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wanker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nascimento.
Nascimento looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A cross from Wanker lands.
Nascimento tries a head kick but it misses.
Wanker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nascimento looks to land a left hand but Wanker moved out of range nicely.#T4#
Nascimento keeps the fight on the outside.
Nascimento throws a leg kick but Wanker sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nascimento lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nascimento swats away the attempt to clinch by Wanker.
Nascimento stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A shot to the liver by Wanker. Beautiful body shot.
Yago Nascimento is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nascimento moves away.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Massive Wanker.
I think Nascimento has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 29:28
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Yago Nascimento!
A relieved looking Yago Nascimento thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
HFC 84 - Leifsson vs Wanker
Date: Jul 10, 2021 |
#R1#
Leifsson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
A counter left hand to the body from Leifsson misses its target.
Wanker scores with a jab.
Wanker scores with a one two! Leifsson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wanker lands a nice looking body shot.
Wanker wants to clinch.
It looked like Leifsson was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Wanker.
Wanker paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab lands there for Wanker.
Wanker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Leifsson's head backwards.
Wanker misses the jab.
Leifsson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T1#
Leifsson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Leifsson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wanker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wanker is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Leifsson slips a jab from Wanker.
Wanker swings widly with a right hand
and Leifsson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Leifsson slips under a jab from Wanker.
Leifsson is looking to counter punch.
Wanker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Leifsson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wanker with a jab.
Wanker looks to score with a jab to the body but Leifsson is just out of range.
Wanker might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Wanker pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T2#
Leifsson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker connects with a body shot that sends Leifsson's belly button to the back.
Wanker misses with a few strikes there.
Wanker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Wanker throws a right hand that misses
and Leifsson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wanker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Leifsson.
Wanker missing with a left hand there. Leifsson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Leifsson wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Leifsson avoids the body shot from Wanker.
Leifsson is looking to counter punch.
Leifsson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Leifsson takes one to the side of the head.
Nice uppercut there from Wanker.
Leifsson swats away the attempt to clinch by Wanker.#T3#
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Leifsson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
#KD#
and Leifsson counters with a nice right hand that sends Wanker toppling to the canvas! Wanker scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Leifsson finish him?!#ROC#Wanker is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
Wanker scores with a jab to the head.
Wanker cracks Leifsson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Leifsson moves away.
Leifsson appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A jab from Wanker misses.
Donk. Wanker catches Leifsson right on the button with a cross.
Wanker throws a sloppy body shot
and Leifsson scores with a counter punch that sends Wanker to the canvas! Leifsson smells blood - he's punishing Wanker with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Wanker has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leif Leifsson!
Leif Leifsson retains his heavyweight title!
Leif Leifsson bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. |
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Event:
HFC 77 - Wanker vs Lindholm
Date: Jun 12, 2021 |
#R1#
Lindholm throws a hook but Wanker blocks it.#CL2#
Lindholm darts in and clinches Wanker up against the cage.
Wanker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker lands a left hand.
Lindholm gets through Wanker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wanker.
Wanker has a couple of punches blocked by Lindholm.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Lindholm forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Wanker.
Wanker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice elbow from Lindholm.
Wanker lands a right hand.
Wanker swings wildly with an uppercut but Lindholm uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Lindholm.
Wanker misses with the head strike.
We've been informed that Lindholm has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wanker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A left hand lands to the body for Lindholm.
Lindholm is working Wanker over against the cage.
Wanker is breathing heavily.
Lindholm scores with a hook to the body.
Lindholm is working Wanker over against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Lindholm. #T1#
A short right from Lindholm on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lindholm.
Lindholm makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lindholm lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2#
Lindholm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Lindholm closes the distance and pushes Wanker back into the cage.
A hook to the body from Lindholm.
A short body shot lands from Lindholm as the two fighters clinch.
#BC2#
Lindholm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#CL2#
Lindholm has managed to clinch.
Lindholm creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lindholm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wanker's elbow.
Lindholm lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC2#
Lindholm breaks from the clinch.
Wanker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lindholm throws a jab but it's blocked by Wanker.
Lindholm throws out a loose jab but Wanker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lindholm sizes up Wanker with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CL2#
Lindholm gets a clinch. #T2#
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Wanker throws a punch but it's blocked by Lindholm.
Wanker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lindholm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lindholm throws a head punch that misses.
Lindholm tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Lindholm back against the cage.
Lindholm misses with a punch to the body.
Lindholm presses Wanker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lindholm is leaning against Wanker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lindholm lands with a right to the head.
Lindholm gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lindholm misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wanker blocking some punches.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Lindholm forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Lindholm misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lindholm lands with a left to the head. #BC2#
Lindholm manages to break the clinch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lindholm.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lindholm.
Lindholm throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lindholm. #T3#
Wanker thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL2#
Lindholm forces Wanker back against the cage and clinches.
Wanker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Lindholm just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wanker scores with a shoulder strike. #BC2#
Lindholm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wanker ducks right into an uppercut from Lindholm.
Wanker moves away from the strike by Lindholm.
Olli Lindholm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Lindholm tries to keep at a distance but Wanker has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lindholm is leaning against Wanker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lindholm lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Lindholm to keep the fight standing.#BC2#
Lindholm breaks the clinch.
Lindholm misses with an uppercut
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lindholm connects with the punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wanker takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wanker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lindholm manages to avoid it.
Lindholm swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T4#
Lindholm slips under a jab from Wanker.
Nice uppercut lands for Lindholm. That snapped Wanker's head back.
Lindholm throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.
Lindholm misses the jab.
A big left from Lindholm misses.
Wanker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lindholm.#CL2#
Lindholm clinches with his opponent.
Wanker jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lindholm walks away with a smile on his face. Wanker gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Wanker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wanker on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
#CL2#
Lindholm clinches up against the cage.
Wanker blocks a body shot from Lindholm.
Wanker jumps guard but Lindholm stands there with Wanker around his waist. Wanker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lindholm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lindholm lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Lindholm fails to land.
Wanker slowing the pace effectively.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Olli Lindholm dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Lindholm looks to land a left hand but Wanker moved out of range nicely.
Wanker cracks Lindholm with a right hand to the side of the head.#CL2#
Lindholm takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lindholm works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short uppercut from Lindholm.
Lindholm tries to work over Wanker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wanker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#TD#
Wanker gets control of Lindholm's arms and successfully pulls guard. Wanker will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Wanker can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lindholm controls the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lindholm trying to control the position from guard on top but Wanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lindholm advances to half guard. #SUB2#
Lindholm seems to be looking for submissions.
Wanker is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Doom's Gym, so we'll see if he gets out of it.#T1##SUB2#
Lindholm is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Lindholm throwing shots but Wanker is blocking nicely. #SUB#
Wanker looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Lindholm is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Wanker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lindholm is working away from the top position though.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Lindholm prevents Wanker from improving his position.#SUB2#
Lindholm is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#SUB2#
Lindholm is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Wanker defends it well.
Wanker wants to control but Lindholm is keeping busy.
Wanker keeping control of the position.
Wanker manages to get to full guard.
#T3##SUB#
Wanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Wanker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lindholm is one step ahead there.
Wanker will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Lindholm trying to control the position from guard on top but Wanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wanker is trying to control the position but Lindholm postures up. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Lindholm throws a jab but it's blocked by Wanker.
Wanker walks into a straight right hand from Lindholm.#CL2#
Lindholm gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Lindholm misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lindholm swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wanker throws a punch but it's blocked by Lindholm.
Olli Lindholm seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lindholm lands a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wanker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lindholm's elbow.
Lindholm throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wankers head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lindholm.
Lindholm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wanker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lindholm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lindholm tries a body shot but Wanker blocks it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lindholm.
Lindholm gets through Wanker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wanker.
Wanker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Lindholm holds him up against the cage and eventually Wanker drops back down to his feet.
Lindholm tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Lindholm back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Olli Lindholm showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3#
Lindholm throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lindholm feints and then cracks Wanker's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wanker down.
Lindholm throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lindholm lands a jab to the head.
Olli Lindholm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lindholm bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wanker moves out of range as Lindholm strikes.
Lindholm misses the jab.
Lindholm lands a nice hook to Wanker's body. Wanker takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lindholm lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wanker misses with a hook. Lindholm ducked under it nicely.
Lindholm catches Wanker with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lindholm throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Wanker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lindholm with a nice calf kick.
Lindholm ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lindholm fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lindholm throws an overhand right that lands on Wanker's shoulder, as Wanker tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Lindholm fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wanker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#CL2#
Wanker tries to keep at a distance but Lindholm has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC2#
Lindholm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lindholm loads up on a big right hand but Wanker slips the punch.
Lindholm throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wanker.
Lindholm throws a lazy uppercut
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lindholm.
Lindholm throws a nice inside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Lindholm.
It looked like Wanker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lindholm scores with a nice right hand.
Lindholm defending well as Wanker loads up on a big left hand.
Lindholm connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wanker momentarily.
Lindholm throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wanker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wanker wants to clinch up but Lindholm keeps it at a distance.
Lindholm dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lindholm paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wanker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lindholm.#CL2#
Lindholm has closed the distance and engaged Wanker in a clinch.
Lindholm throws a head punch that misses.
Lindholm blocks an uppercut.
Wanker lands with a left to the head.
Lindholm lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
A right handed body shot lands from Lindholm.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lindholm.
A short uppercut from Wanker.
Lindholm lands a shoulder strike.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Lindholm forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Wanker tries to throw a body punch but Lindholm avoids it by throwing Wanker back against the cage.
Lindholm lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #BC2#
Lindholm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Lindholm forces Wanker back against the cage and clinches.
Lindholm scores with a shot to the side of Wanker's head. #T3#
Wanker throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Lindholm.
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lindholm pushes Wanker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lindholm struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
Lindholm lands a shoulder strike.
Wanker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lindholm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lindholm just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wanker's brow. #BC2#
Lindholm manages to break the clinch.
Wanker moves away from the strike by Lindholm.
Lindholm misses with a hook
#CL#
and Wanker holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lindholm creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lindholm working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lindholm blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wanker misses with a punch on the inside.
Lindholm pushes Wanker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Lindholm scores with a nice short uppercut.#T4#
Lindholm blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wanker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lindholm takes a shot to the head.
Lindholm tries to work over Wanker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lindholm is working Wanker over against the cage.#BC2#
Lindholm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lindholm looks to score with a jab to the body but Wanker is just out of range.
Wanker ducks right into an uppercut from Lindholm. #CL2#
Lindholm clinches with his opponent.
A short right from Wanker on the inside.
Lindholm lands with a right to the head.
Lindholm pushes Wanker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lindholm misses with a punch to the body.
Wanker has a couple of punches blocked by Lindholm.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC2#
Lindholm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lindholm scores with a punch to the head.
Wanker misses with a hook. Lindholm ducked under it nicely.
Lindholm throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wanker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Olli Lindholm really dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R4#
A low kick lands for Lindholm.
#CL2#
Lindholm forces Wanker back against the cage and clinches.
Wanker lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lindholm.
Lindholm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lindholm throws a punch but it's blocked by Wanker.
Lindholm digs a right hand into Wanker's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wanker's gas tank.
Lindholm working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lindholm working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wanker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lindholm lands with a light punch inside.
Lindholm lands with a right to the head.
Wanker working aggressively here.
Lindholm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lindholm scores with a shot to the side of Wanker's head.
Lindholm lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#KD2#
Lindholm drops Wanker onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Wanker is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#Wanker is rocked!
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Lindholm tries to work over Wanker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Oh Wanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lindholm misses with a hook to the ribs.
#TD#
Wanker jumps into guard, dragging Lindholm to the mat.
Lindholm throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Wanker has control of Lindholm's left arm, preventing Lindholm from doing any damage.
Wanker seems to have got his legs back now.
Wanker controls Lindholm momentarily but Lindholm frees himself.
Wanker keeping moving, preventing Lindholm from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Lindholm thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Lindholm is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Wanker is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Wanker has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Wanker trying to control but Lindholm is working from the bottom. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Wanker sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB2#
Lindholm is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Wanker defends well.
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Lindholm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3##SUB2#
Lindholm had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Wanker defends it easily.#SUB2#
Lindholm working for submissions but it's allowed Wanker to get to half guard.
#SUB2#
Lindholm looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Wanker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Wanker moves nicely into side control. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Wanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lindholm has escaped the position, nice work there.
Lindholm seems a little lost for a moment, as Wanker dominates the positioning.
Wanker working away.
Lindholm manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Lindholm is trying to control. Wanker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Wanker trying to control here.
#SUB2#
Lindholm is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Olli Lindholm dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R5#
Lindholm tries to work over Wanker's front leg with a kick but Wanker checks it.
Wanker moves forwards but Lindholm connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wanker staying out of range there.
Lindholm on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wanker on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wanker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wanker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lindholm sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Wanker misses the target.
Wanker is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Lindholm misses with a looping left.
Wanker ducks right into an uppercut from Lindholm.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lindholm throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lindholm misses with a hook. Wanker ducked under it nicely.
Lindholm walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wanker checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wanker appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Wanker looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nice jab there from Lindholm.
Lindholm misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wanker.
#T1#
Lindholm ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Jab from Lindholm.
Wanker is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Wanker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wanker loads up on a big right hand but Lindholm slips the punch.
Lindholm scores with a nice right hand.
Lindholm looks to land a left hand but Wanker moved out of range nicely.
Lindholm misses with a straight right.
A punch lands to the side of Wanker 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CL#
Wanker rushes Lindholm and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Lindholm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lindholm misses with a body punch.
Lindholm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lindholm tries a body shot but Wanker blocks it.
Wanker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lindholms head.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Lindholm holds him up against the cage and eventually Wanker drops back down to his feet.
Lindholm can't find room to land a body shot as Wanker controls the action.
#T2#
Wanker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lindholm swings wildly with an uppercut but Wanker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lindholm throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lindholm swings wildly with an uppercut but Wanker uses good head movement to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wanker scores with a shot to the side of Lindholm's head.
A right handed body shot lands from Lindholm.
Wanker throws a head punch that misses.
Wanker has a couple of punches blocked by Lindholm.
Lindholm gets through Wanker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lindholm lands with a left to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wanker.
Lindholm misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lindholm fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wanker tries to stall but Lindholm uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wanker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lindholm backwards. #T3#
Wanker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wanker blocking some punches.
Lindholm misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lindholm.
Wanker throws a head punch that misses.
Wanker lands a shoulder strike.
Lindholm fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker misses with a punch on the inside.
Lindholm misses with a punch on the inside.
#TD#
Wanker manages to pull guard.
Wanker pulls Lindholm in to control the position.
Wanker trying to control the position.
Lindholm controlling from the top position.
Lindholm trying to control but Wanker is working from the bottom.
Massive Wanker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
Lindholm looking to sit in guard and control but Wanker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##SUB#
Wanker drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Lindholm manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Wanker has Lindholm in his guard.#REVB##SUB2#
Lindholm thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Lindholm passes Wanker's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Wanker misses with some strikes from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Olli Lindholm comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Lindholm has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 45:50
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 45:50
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Olli Lindholm!
Olli Lindholm is the new super heavyweight champion!
Olli Lindholm decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
HFC 73 - Wanker vs Maui
Date: May 15, 2021 |
#R1#
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Maui sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Maui throws a looping overhand right but Wanker ducks down to avoid it.
Wanker avoids the body shot from Maui.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maui misses with a straight right.
A little feinted left hand from Wanker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Maui misses with a hook.#CL#
Wanker pushes Maui up against the cage in a clinch.
Wanker lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maui misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wanker misses with the head strike.
A short right from Wanker.
Maui scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Maui misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker tries to throw a body punch but Maui avoids it by throwing Wanker back against the cage.
Wanker throws a punch but it's blocked by Maui.
Maui swings wildly with an uppercut but Wanker uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Wanker jumps guard but Maui stands there with Wanker around his waist. Wanker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Maui blocking some punches.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Maui to keep the fight standing.
Wanker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Maui backwards.
Maui misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wanker tries a body shot but Maui blocks it.
Wanker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Maui backwards.
Wanker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker struggles to land a body shot inside as Maui controls his hands.
Maui lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Wanker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wanker jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Maui walks away with a smile on his face. Wanker gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wanker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#CUT#It looks like Raykuza Maui has been cut.
Wanker slips a jab from Maui.
Wanker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maui.
Wanker avoids the body shot from Maui.
#T2#
Maui throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Maui as he connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maui misses with a looping right.
Wanker lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Maui misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Maui takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Maui throws an overhand right that lands on Wanker's shoulder, as Wanker tries to avoid the shot.
Wanker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maui.
A telegraphed right hand from Maui misses the target.
Wanker lands a really nice looking cross but Maui seems unphased.
Maui swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Maui rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#CL#
and Wanker counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wanker blocks an uppercut.
Maui tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Maui is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Maui fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Maui misses with a punch to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wanker.
Maui lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right from Maui. #BC2#
Maui breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Maui throws a hook but Wanker blocks it.
Maui looks to score with a jab to the body but Wanker is just out of range.
It looked like Wanker was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Maui.
Maui displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wanker throws out the jab.
Maui takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T4#
Wanker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#CUT#That has opened up Raykuza Maui's cut even more.
Maui throws a hook to the side of Wanker's head but Wanker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wanker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Maui throws a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.#CL#
Wanker moves into the clinch successfully.
Maui swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Maui working aggressively here.
Maui misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wanker.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wanker.
Wanker gets through Maui's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wanker working aggressively here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Raykuza Maui's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Maui takes a swing at Wanker's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Maui misses its intended target.
Maui thows a left - swing and a miss!
An attempted straight right counter from Wanker misses the target.
Wanker misses with an uppercut.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.
Maui swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wanker misses with a lunging right hand
and Maui connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker tries to clinch but Maui moves out of range.
Wanker tests Maui's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Maui connects with a nice looking jab.
#T1#
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maui jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've been informed that Maui has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Maui lands a nice shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.
Wanker lands a lovely overhand right.
Maui scores with a hook to the body. Wanker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wanker staying out of range there.
Wanker is looking to counter punch.
Maui swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maui throws a lazy uppercut
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Maui misses the target. #T2#
Maui swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Maui counter with a right hand.
Maui rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker throws the left hand but Maui avoids the punch easily.
Wanker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wanker cracks Maui with a hook to the temple - Maui is on wobbly legs here! Wanker swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Maui falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Wanker wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Our winner, Massive Wanker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Raykuza Maui had this to say: 'There's a reason this guy is undefeated. He's the best. '. |
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Event:
HFC 69 - Wanker vs Petersson
Date: Apr 17, 2021 |
#R1#
Petersson throws an off balance right hand
and Petersson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A cross from Wanker lands.
Wanker slips a jab from Petersson.
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Petersson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wanker. Petersson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wanker with a jab.
Wanker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A lazy left from Wanker finds it's target.
Wanker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Petersson momentarily.
A shot to the liver by Wanker. Beautiful body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Petersson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#T1#
Nice defenses there by Wanker.
Wanker misses the jab.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker misses the shot to the body.
Wanker throws the left hand but Petersson avoids the punch easily.
Petersson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.#CL#
Wanker has managed to clinch.
Wanker throws a head punch that misses.
Wanker working aggressively here.
Wanker works on Petersson's body with a couple of short punches.
Petersson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Petersson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
Petersson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Petersson misses with an uppercut
and Wanker counters with a nice uppercut. #T2#
Petersson defending well as Wanker loads up on a big left hand.
Wanker tries to close the distance and clinch but Petersson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
It seemed like Petersson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wanker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Petersson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Wanker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Petersson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Petersson counters with a straight right hand.
Wanker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Peterssons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Wanker tries to clinch but Petersson moves away
and Petersson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wanker thinking.
Wanker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Petersson swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.
#T3#
Petersson misses the shot to the body.
Wanker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Petersson throws a right hand that misses
and Petersson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wanker shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wanker throws an overhand right that drops Petersson like a sack of potatoes! Wanker dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Massive Wanker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
HFC 65 - Wanker vs Mendoza
Date: Mar 20, 2021 |
#R1#
Mendoza ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#KD#
Wanker drops his shoulder and cracks Mendoza with a huge uppercut! Mendoza goes down! Can Wanker finish him?
#CUT#It looks like Jason Mendoza has been cut.
Wanker tries to free his leg and advance position but Mendoza is retaining full guard.
Wanker wants to control from the top but Mendoza keeps moving.
Wanker seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Mendoza is looking to stand up but Wanker isn't so interested in that idea.
Mendoza keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully. #T1##SUB#
Wanker is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Wanker trying to control but Mendoza is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Wanker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wanker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mendoza stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wanker throws a shot to the body.
#CL#
Wanker clinches. #T2#
Mendoza landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mendoza lands a body punch.
I was talking to Wanker's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Wanker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Wanker - that landed with a thud.
Mendoza misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wanker cracks Mendoza with a nice body shot.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mendoza won't allow it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mendoza.
Wanker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mendozas head.
Mendoza is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mendoza misses with the head strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mendoza.
Mendoza goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Mendoza blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker tries a body shot but Mendoza blocks it.
Mendoza lands with a left to the head.
Mendoza takes a shot to the head.
Wanker can't find room to land a body shot as Mendoza controls the action.
#T3#
Wanker lands an uppercut.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Mendoza can't find room to land a body shot as Wanker controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wanker lands a nice uppercut.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mendoza or not. #TD#
Wanker pulls guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wanker is on top in guard.
#REVR#
Wanker trying to control but Mendoza is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Wanker thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Wanker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T4#
Wanker pushes down on Mendoza's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Mendoza felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Wanker seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mendoza does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SUB#
Wanker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Mendoza is just riding it out for now. Wanker eventually gives up the hold.
Wanker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mendoza keeps working. #SUB#
Wanker wants to work for an arm triangle but Mendoza is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jason Mendoza's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Wanker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Mendoza throws a leg kick
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Mendoza misses with a left hand
and Wanker counters with a right hand from hell and Mendoza is out cold! A vicious knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Our winner, Massive Wanker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
HFC 60 - David vs Goliath
Date: Feb 13, 2021 |
#R1#
Battle throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wanker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Battle misses with a hook.
Wanker throws a hook to the side of Battle's head but Battle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Battle follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Wanker on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Battle wants to slow Wanker down by chopping away at his legs.
Wanker moves out of range of the body kick.#CL#
Battle gets tackled into the cage by Wanker. Wanker maintains the clinch. #BC2#
Battle escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wanker misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A solid body kick from Battle.
Battle misses with a straight left.
Battle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Battle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T1#
Battle throws a lazy uppercut
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Wanker throws a hook but Battle avoids it easily.
And Battle responds with a good body kick, but Wanker manages to step out the way in time.
Battle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Battle throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters with a nice uppercut.
Battle scores with a body shot.
#CL#
Wanker has Battle up against the cage in a clinch.
Battle is trying to break free.
Wanker blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wanker throws a head punch that misses.
Wanker lands a shoulder strike.
Battle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wanker's elbow.
Battle tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Battle scores with a shoulder strike. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Battle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Battle blocking some punches.
Wanker keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Battle's efforts to push away.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Battle.
Wanker keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Battle's efforts to push away.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wanker. #TD#
Wanker jumps guard.
#SUB#
Wanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Battle gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Battle got a little sloppy there for a moment and Wanker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Battle has managed to get both his arms back between Wanker's legs - danger averted.
Battle is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Battle wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving. #T3##SUB#
Wanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Battle defends it easily.#SUB#
Wanker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Battle can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Battle wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving.
Battle is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Wanker isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Battle stacks Wanker on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Battle!
Battle wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wanker keeps working.
Wanker is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Battle is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Wanker tries to hold on but Battle postures up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wanker is looking to get to half guard.
Battle content just to control the position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dre Battle will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Good leg kick by Battle.
Battle slips a jab from Wanker.
Battle with a nice calf kick.
Battle throws a body shot but no joy.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Battle cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wanker lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Wanker clinches with his opponent.
Battle blocking some punches.
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC2#
Battle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Battle slips a straight right by Wanker.#T1#
Wanker throws a good cross that connects.
Wanker is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.#KD#
Wanker cracks Battle with a big right hand and Battle goes down!#CUT#It looks like Dre Battle has been cut.
Wanker wants to pass the guard but Battle is keeping the position.
Battle keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully.
Wanker is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Battle is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#SUB#
Wanker drops back looking for a leg! Battle is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Battle manages to kick Wanker off! Wanker jumps back into Battle's guard.
Wanker prevents Battle from getting back to his feet. #T2#
Wanker trying to control but Battle is working from the bottom.
Wanker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Battle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A nice inside leg kick there by Battle. That's going to slow Wanker down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker defending well as Battle loads up on a big left hand.
Battle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Battle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T3#
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Battle moves away.
Battle let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
The fighters circling - Wanker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Battle throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wanker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Battle misses with a lunging right hand
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Battle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Battle throws a leg kick that is checked
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Battle misses with a hook
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#Battle is rocked!
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Battle now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Battle is still on wobbly legs! Can Wanker finish him?
Wanker swings widly with a right hand
and Battle cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Crack! Wanker connects with the perfect overhand right and Battle falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Wanker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Happy Valentines Day, bitch. You just got fucked!'.
The defeated Dre Battle had this to say: 'Black Fighters Matter.'. |
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Event:
HFC 54 - Wanker vs Kocak
Date: Jan 01, 2021 |
#R1#
Kocak ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Wanker connects with the punch.
Kocak with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wanker to score with a decent uppercut.
Kocak takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kocak bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kocak looks to land a body kick but Wanker moved away.
Kocak walks into a straight right hand from Wanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Wanker clinches up with Kocak and pushes him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wanker.
Kocak blocks an uppercut.
Wanker jumps guard but Kocak stands there with Wanker around his waist. Wanker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Kocak misses with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Kocak has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC2#
Kocak breaks from the clinch.
Wanker tries to clinch up.
Kocak uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wanker.
Wanker jabs Kocak right on the nose. Kocak blinks but takes it well.
Kocak bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kocak dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wanker. That did some damage!
Wanker scores with a shot to the body.
Kocak has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A jab from Kocak misses.
A lazy left from Wanker finds it's target.#T2#
Wanker misses with a looping right.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kocak loads up on a big right hand but Wanker slips the punch.
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kocak counters with a nice uppercut.
Kocak misses with a wild body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL#
Wanker clinches up against the cage.
Wanker misses with a punch on the inside.
Kocak misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wanker tries a body shot but Kocak blocks it.
Wanker lands with a left to the head.
Kocak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#T3#
Kocak looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kocak takes a shot to the head.
Wanker has a couple of punches blocked by Kocak.
Kocak lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kocak scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kocak blocks an uppercut.
#BC2#
Kocak pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Decent striking displayed by Kocak there.
Wanker missing with a left hand there. Kocak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wanker misses with a hook. Kocak ducked under it nicely.
Kocak loads up on a big right hand but Wanker slips the punch.
Wanker misses with a hook. Kocak ducked under it nicely.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wanker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T4#
Kocak moves out of range as Wanker strikes.
Kocak drops his hands momentarily and Wanker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wanker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kocak takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wanker misses with a body punch
and Kocak counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kocak.
Wanker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Kocak counters with a stiff right hand.
Kocak takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A telegraphed right hand from Wanker misses the target.
A nice side step and Kocak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Kocak connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wanker scores with a hook to the body. Kocak takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wanker swings widly with a right hand
letting Kocak counter with a right hand.
Wanker misses with an uppercut.
Kocak throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kocak tries to land a body kick
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker misses with a body punch
and Wanker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kocak lands a body shot.
Kocak moves out of range as Wanker strikes.
Kocak appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Wanker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kocak can do to turn this around?#T1#
Wanker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kocak slips under a jab from Wanker.
Wanker is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wanker scores with a hook.
Wanker on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kocak moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Kocak.
Kocak scores with a shot to the body.
Wanker swings for the body but Kocak moves out of range.
Wanker missing with a left hand there. Kocak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kocak appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.#T2#
Kocak misses with a right hand
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Wanker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wanker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kocak keeps the fight on the outside.
Kocak tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wanker was well out of range. Poor timing from Kocak.
Wanker was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker misses with a hook
and Kocak connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wanker lands a slapping body shot.
Wanker lands an overhand right.
Wanker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T3##CL#
Wanker has closed the distance and engaged Kocak in a clinch.
Kocak has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC2#
Kocak pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wanker misses with a lunging right hand
and Kocak counters with a straight right hand.
Wanker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kocak now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Kocak counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wanker thinking.
Wanker wants to clinch
and Kocak counters with a nice uppercut.
Jab, jab by Wanker - just one landing.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.
Kocak misses with a lunging right hand
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4#
Wanker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kocak.
Kocak displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wanker throws out the jab.
Wanker jabs Kocak right on the nose. Kocak blinks but takes it well.
Kocak lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wanker's sensitive parts.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker throws a lazy uppercut
and Kocak counters with a stiff right hand. #CL#
Kocak tries to keep at a distance but Wanker has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wanker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
#BC2#
Kocak breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kocak takes one on the chin but seems OK.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Massive Wanker will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R3#
Wanker misses with a looping right.
Kocak appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Kocak avoids the body shot from Wanker.
Wanker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kocak's head backwards.
Wanker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kocak! But no joy.
Wanker throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Kocak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#KD#
Wanker moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Kocak goes down! Can Wanker finish him!?#ROC#Kocak is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kocak has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Wanker has passed into side control.
Kocak is still in real trouble! Can Wanker finish him?
Wanker advances nicely into full mount.
Wanker trying to control but Kocak is having none of it.
Kocak seems to have recovered his senses.#T1#
Wanker wants to take Kocak's back here but Kocak is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
#SUB#
Wanker is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kocak to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kocak shrugs it off. #SUB#
Wanker goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Kocak turns into him and now he's in Wanker's guard.
#SUB#
Wanker is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Kocak rolls with it to try and escape but Wanker cranks on the arm and Kocak is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
A less than humble Massive Wanker misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Demir Kocak spoke after the fight, saying 'Kartila Madan will avenge this!'. |
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Event:
HFC 47 - Wanker vs Slugs 2
Date: Nov 14, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL2#
Slugs rushes Wanker and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wanker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wanker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slugs lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slugs throws an elbow but misses.
Wanker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slugs backwards.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Slugs.
Wanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wanker scores with a shot to the side of Slugs's head.
Slugs with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wanker avoids the elbow strike from Slugs, against the cage.
Slugs gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Slugs utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slugs misses with a knee to the head.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but Slugs turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but Slugs turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wanker scores with a shoulder strike.
Wanker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slugs prevents Wanker from breaking the clinch.
Slugs misses with an elbow over the top.
Slugs is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wanker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
#T1#
Slugs misses with an elbow strike.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike.
Wanker digs a right hand into Slugs's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slugs's gas tank.
Wanker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slugs backwards.
Wanker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Slugs just stands there and leans against the cage.
Slugs misses with a knee strike.
Slugs throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wanker scores with a shot to the side of Slugs's head.
A nice left hand lands by Wanker.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slugs throws an elbow but misses.
Wanker lands with a light punch inside.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Slugs forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wanker.
Wanker jumps guard but Slugs turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #TD#
Wanker manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Slugs working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Slugs throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Slugs. #SUB#
Slugs avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Wanker will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T2#
Wanker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Slugs avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Slugs preventing the sweep.
Wanker is trying to keep Slugs in close.
Wanker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Slugs.
Wanker pulls Slugs in close to prevent any damage.
Slugs loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Wanker utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Slugs working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Wanker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Slugs is one step ahead there. #T3#
Slugs landing some decent shots from guard.
Slugs would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Wanker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Slugs manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
Slugs looking to control.
Wanker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Slugs is keeping the position for now.
Wanker is working hard here to advance position.
Slugs looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB2#
Wanker avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#SUB2#
Slugs working for a triangle but Wanker defends it easily.
#T4#
Wanker trying to control but Slugs is working from the bottom.
Wanker is really struggling to control Slugs but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Wanker advances to half guard. #SUB#
Wanker is looking for a kimura but Slugs is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Wanker to get the leverage.
Slugs moves into full guard.
#SUB2#
Slugs is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Wanker is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slugs wants to stand but Wanker is controlling the position.
Slugs looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Massive Wanker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Massive Wanker's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Wanker throws a body punch but Slugs moves out of range.
Doug Slugs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slugs on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Slugs wants to clinch
and Wanker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slugs tries to clinch but Wanker moves out of range.
Slugs takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wanker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slugs wants to clinch up but Wanker keeps it at a distance.
Wanker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Slugs is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slugs throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters with a stiff right hand.
Wanker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slugs can do to turn this around?
The fight stays on the outside here - Slugs looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wanker connects with a nice looking jab.
#T1#
Slugs avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slugs wants to counter with a clinch but Wanker pushes him away.
Wanker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The fighters circling - Wanker throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #CL2#
Slugs has taken the fight to the clinch.
Slugs lands a good knee to the midsection. Wanker won't want to take too many of those.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike.
Wanker avoids the elbow strike from Slugs, against the cage.
Slugs throws an elbow but it misses.
Wanker jumps guard but Slugs turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Slugs.
Slugs landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Doug Slugs seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slugs misses with a knee to the head.
Wanker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Slugs pushes off an throws an elbow but Wanker leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Slugs misses with an elbow strike.
Slugs creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wanker's defenses.
Slugs tries a knee to the head but Wanker blocks it.
#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike.
Wanker jumps guard but Slugs turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Slugs landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Slugs misses with a knee strike.
Slugs landing knees to the body.
Slugs throws an elbow that misses.
Slugs throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slugs looking to throw knees to the head but Wanker is blocking nicely.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Slugs won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slugs lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wanker avoids the elbow strike from Slugs, against the cage.
Slugs tries to land a knee to the head but Wanker blocks with his arms.
Slugs tries to land knees in the clinch but Wanker avoids the damage to the body.
Slugs throws an elbow that misses.
Wanker has a couple of punches blocked by Slugs.
Slugs lands a nice elbow.
Slugs lands an elbow just above Wanker 's eye.
Slugs lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Slugs landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wanker tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Slugs smiles and moves away.
#T3#
Some wild striking there from Slugs.
Wanker misses with a looping right.
Wanker throws a jab when Slugs was well out of range.#CL2#
Slugs moves into the clinch successfully.
Wanker jumps guard but Slugs turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Slugs throws a knee to the head but misses.
Slugs misses with an elbow strike.
Wanker avoids the elbow strike from Slugs, against the cage.
Slugs missing with knees to the body.
Slugs lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wanker pushes Slugs back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC#
Wanker breaks the clinch.
Slugs walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wanker checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. #CL2#
Slugs moves into the clinch successfully.
#T4#
Wanker tries to pull guard but Slugs won't allow it.
Wanker can't break the clinch.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike from Slugs.
#TD#
Wanker pulls guard effortlessly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slugs throwing strikes from guard but Wanker blocks nicely.
Slugs throwing strikes from guard but Wanker blocks nicely.
Slugs must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Slugs working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Wanker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Slugs.
Slugs wants to stand but Wanker has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Slugs working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Slugs is looking to work some ground and pound but Wanker has wrist control.
Slugs throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Doug Slugs showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Massive Wanker's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3#
Slugs tries to clinch there but Wanker circles away.
Slugs tries to clinch but Wanker is having none of it.
Slugs moves to clinch but Wanker breaks away
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wanker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Slugs throws a hook to the side of Wanker's head but Wanker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slugs doesn't manage to clinch there - Wanker circles away.
Slugs tries to clinch up but Wanker circles away and keeps his distance.
An attempted straight right counter from Wanker misses the target.
Slugs tries to clinch up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slugs moves out of range of the strikes.
Wanker avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slugs tries to clinch up but Wanker circles away and keeps his distance.
Slugs misses with a hook.#T1#
Wanker throws a jab but it's blocked by Slugs.
Wanker lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Slugs ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.#CL2#
Slugs has closed the distance and engaged Wanker in a clinch.
Wanker tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slugs throws an elbow but misses.
Slugs is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wanker is defending well for now.
Slugs lands an elbow inside.
Slugs looking to throw knees to the head but Wanker is blocking nicely.
#BC#
Wanker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slugs fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slugs closes the distance looking to clinch
and Wanker counters with a stiff right hand.
Wanker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Slugs has time to react.#T2#
Wanker is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#CL2#
Slugs has managed to clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the fighters up against the cage, Slugs throws an elbow but misses.
Wanker lands a left hand.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike.
Wanker pushes Slugs back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker managing to block the knees to the body from Slugs.
Slugs landing knees to the head.
Slugs missing with knees to the body.
Wanker avoids a wild elbow strike from Slugs.
Wanker avoids the elbow strike from Slugs, against the cage.
Wanker gets through Slugs's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike from Slugs.
#TD#
Wanker pulls guard effortlessly.
Wanker wants to sweep but no luck.
Slugs throws an elbow that misses. Wanker uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Slugs's guard. Nice move by Wanker!#REVR##T3#
Wanker slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Wanker controls the position from side control.
Wanker prevents Slugs from escaping the position.
Wanker working away.#SUB#
Wanker tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Wanker has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Wanker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Slugs is trying to control Wanker's posture but Wanker avoids it. #T4#
Slugs manages to get back to half guard.
Slugs felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Slugs tries to roll over but Wanker keeps him under control.
Slugs trying to control here.
Slugs is looking to escape.
Wanker tries to pass to full mount but Slugs defends it.
Slugs wants to improve his position but Wanker is controlling well.
#SUB2#
Slugs actively working from the bottom here.
Slugs takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wanker is controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Massive Wanker's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4##CL2#
Slugs gets a clinch.
Wanker works on Slugs's body with a couple of short punches.
Wanker lands an uppercut.
Wanker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC#
Wanker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wanker connects with a right hand. Slugs shakes it off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slugs slips a jab from Wanker.
Slugs wants to counter the offense by Wanker and move into the clinch position.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.
Slugs is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Wanker circles away from the clinch attempt
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.#T1#
Slugs has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Wanker finds it's way round the side to connect with Slugs's head.
Slugs tries to clinch but Wanker moves out of range.
Slugs moves away from the strike by Wanker. #CL2#
Slugs has Wanker up against the cage in a clinch.
Slugs is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wanker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slugs throws an elbow but misses.
Slugs tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wanker pushes Slugs back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wanker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slugs backwards.
Wanker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wanker scores with a shot to the side of Slugs's head.
A shot in the inside from Wanker. #BC#
Wanker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#T2#
Wanker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slugs sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Wanker misses the target.
Slugs misses with a hook.
Wanker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slugs.
Slugs closes the distance but Wanker moves to the side
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Wanker cracks Slugs on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Slugs falls backwards against the cage. Wanker follows up with more strikes that drop Slugs to his knees. Wanker keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Slugs! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Massive Wanker rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed. |
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Event:
HFC 41 - Wanker vs Krylov
Date: Oct 03, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. Wanker catches Krylov right on the button with a cross.#CUT#It looks like Boris Krylov has been cut.
Wanker misses with a lunging right hand
and Wanker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wanker cracks Krylov with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Krylov throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wanker tries to clinch up.
Krylov moves forwards but Wanker connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krylov misses with a hook.
Wanker throws a jab when Krylov was well out of range.#T1#
Krylov throws a big shot that misses.
Wanker tries to clinch up.
A jab from Wanker misses.
Krylov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wanker swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Krylov.#CUT#That has opened up Boris Krylov's cut even more.
Krylov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A telegraphed right hand from Krylov misses the target. #T2#
Krylov missing with a left hand there. Wanker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Krylov gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Wanker.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker lands a head shot.#CUT#The cut above Boris Krylov's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wanker gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wanker checks a leg kick nicely.
The crowd cheers as Wanker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Krylov doesn't seem phased though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#KD#
Wanker catches Krylov napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Krylov to the canvas!
#ROC#Krylov is rocked!#CUT#Boris Krylov's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Boris Krylov's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant. |
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Event:
HFC 36 - Wanker vs Bronstein
Date: Aug 29, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown attempt by Bronstein or perhaps it was just good defense by Wanker, which made it look bad.
Bronstein throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Wanker's waist but Wanker gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bronstein off to one side.
Wanker stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Wanker wants it to stay on the feet.
Massive Wanker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lev Davidovitch Bronstein.#TD2#
Bronstein fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Wanker sprawls well initially but Bronstein persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Wanker is looking to improve his position.
Wanker moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Wanker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bronstein manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker stops Bronstein from standing up. #SUB#
Wanker drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bronstein looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bronstein looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bronstein! #REVB#
Wanker gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #T1#
Wanker tries to get to full guard but Bronstein has control of the leg.
Bronstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Wanker keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The fighters are battling for position here. Wanker manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Bronstein chips away with some ground and pound.
Bronstein wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving.
Wanker tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bronstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Wanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bronstein keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Wanker's head.
Bronstein trying to control but Wanker is working from the bottom. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bronstein working some strikes from top position.
Bronstein scoring with punches to the head and body.
Wanker working a defensive guard here.
Bronstein postures up in Wanker's guard and throws a big left but Wanker blocks it.
Wanker pulls Bronstein in close to his closed guard and prevents Bronstein from doing any damage or advancing position.
Bronstein lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Wanker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bronstein is one step ahead there.
Bronstein controlling from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bronstein wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T3#
Wanker throws a good cross that connects.
#CUT#It looks like Lev Davidovitch Bronstein has been cut.
Wanker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bronstein fails to land the takedown.
Wanker lands an overhand right.#TD2#
Bronstein closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Wanker gets full guard.
Wanker looking to control.
Bronstein won't allow Wanker to sweep him here.
Wanker will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T4#
Wanker is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Bronstein with a flurry of punches that miss.
Wanker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Bronstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wanker looking to pass the guard.
Wanker wants to control from the top but Bronstein keeps moving.
We've been hearing good reports from Wanker's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Wanker drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Bronstein manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Wanker has Bronstein in his guard.#REVB#
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Lev Davidovitch Bronstein will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lev Davidovitch Bronstein's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Bronstein lands a jab to Wanker's midsection.
Wanker lands with a right hand.
A punch lands to the side of Bronstein 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bronstein shoots in looking for a takedown. Wanker tries to sprawl out of it but Bronstein keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Wanker manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Bronstein fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Wanker to the ground. Bronstein is now in Wanker's guard.
Bronstein stands up over Wanker, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T1#
Wanker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bronstein slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Wanker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bronstein.
Bronstein must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bronstein preventing the sweep.
Wanker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bronstein.
Wanker working a defensive guard here.
Bronstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Wanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lev Davidovitch Bronstein has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bronstein works over Wanker with some ground and pound from guard.
Bronstein landing with the ground and pound.
Bronstein stands up over Wanker, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Wanker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bronstein manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
Wanker controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Bronstein keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully.
Wanker stops Bronstein from standing up.
Wanker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bronstein swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bronstein is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bronstein is on top in guard.
#REVB##T3#
Wanker looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Wanker has his foot on Bronstein's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bronstein works his way back into a safe position though.
Bronstein postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bronstein won't allow Wanker to sweep him here.
Wanker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bronstein manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
Wanker controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Wanker being controlled here momentarily.
Bronstein keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully. #T4##ES2#
Bronstein manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Bronstein tries for a takedown but Wanker manages to get underhooks.
Wanker throws a head punch that misses. #TD2#
Bronstein turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Wanker on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Wanker is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Wanker avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Bronstein.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wanker takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lev Davidovitch Bronstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Lev Davidovitch Bronstein's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R3#
Bronstein fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bronstein fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wanker avoids it really well and circles away.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bronstein misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #TD2#
Bronstein scores with a takedown into Wanker's guard.
Bronstein throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bronstein postures up and lands a big shot to Wanker's brow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker wants to sweep here but Bronstein controlling him for the moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bronstein's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Wanker looking for a sweep. Not yet Wanker, not yet. #T1#
Wanker looking to control.
Bronstein working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Wanker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bronstein is one step ahead there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wanker is on top in guard.
#REVR##SUB#
Wanker has gone for a leg lock! Bronstein slips out almost immediately though and dives into Wanker's guard.#REVB#
Bronstein throws a big elbow that misses.
Wanker pulls Bronstein in to control the position.
Wanker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bronstein is one step ahead there.
Bronstein is looking to work some ground and pound but Wanker has wrist control.#T2#
Wanker is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Wanker keeping moving, preventing Bronstein from controlling successfully.
Bronstein trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bronstein throws a big right hand that misses.
Wanker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bronstein is one step ahead there.
Bronstein postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Wanker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wanker is on top in guard.
#REVR##T3#
Bronstein controlling Wanker's posture.
Wanker wants to pass the guard but Bronstein is keeping the position.
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Bronstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wanker trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Bronstein manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB#
Wanker is trying to keep Bronstein in close.
#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bronstein's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Wanker controls Bronstein momentarily but Bronstein frees himself.
Wanker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Bronstein landing with the ground and pound.
Wanker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bronstein with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wanker is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bronstein throws an elbow that misses. Wanker uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bronstein's guard. Nice move by Wanker!#REVR#
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Lev Davidovitch Bronstein just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Lev Davidovitch Bronstein's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R4##TD2#
Bronstein shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Wanker's guard.
Bronstein with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bronstein won't allow Wanker to sweep him here.
Bronstein keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Wanker's head.
Wanker has momentary wrist control but Bronstein slips an elbow through the middle.
Bronstein trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Wanker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Wanker is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bronstein throws an elbow that misses. Wanker uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bronstein's guard. Nice move by Wanker!#REVR#
Bronstein keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully. #T1##SUB#
Wanker drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Wanker seems to have locked his on tight now - Bronstein screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Wanker, as he picks up the win!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. |
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Event:
HFC 30 - Wanker vs Curtis
Date: Jul 24, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curtis tries a head kick but it misses.
Wanker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wanker stuns Curtis with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#CL#
Wanker clinches.
A short uppercut from Wanker.
Curtis throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wanker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Curtis just stands there and leans against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Curtis.
A short left from Wanker. #TD#
Wanker pulls guard.
Curtis must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Wanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Curtis defends it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB#
Wanker is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Curtis rolls with it to try and escape but Wanker cranks on the arm and Curtis is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
After the fight, Massive Wanker was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
HFC KO 5 - Slugs vs Wanker
Date: Jun 12, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slugs fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slugs looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Slugs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away.#CL#
Slugs closes the distance and clinches.
Slugs stops a takedown attempt from Wanker.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Slugs won't allow it.
Wanker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slugs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slugs lands a nice elbow.
Wanker dodges an elbow strike from Slugs.
Slugs lands an elbow inside that Wanker shrugs off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker lands a body punch.
Wanker avoids the elbow strike from Slugs, against the cage.
Wanker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wanker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slugs pushes off an throws an elbow but Wanker leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Slugs lands an elbow inside. #CUT#It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanker misses with a hook from the clinch. #T1##BC2#
Wanker manages to break the clinch.
Slugs definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#CL#
Slugs clinches with his opponent.
Wanker takes an elbow to the temple.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike.
Slugs tries to land a knee to the head but Wanker blocks with his arms.
#BC2#
Wanker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A punch lands to the side of Wanker 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slugs swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wanker throws out a counter right but Slugs avoids it with no problem.
Wanker lands with a nice body punch. #CL#
Slugs moves into range and clinches up with Wanker.
Slugs tries to land a knee to the head but Wanker blocks with his arms.
Wanker jumps guard but Slugs stands there with Wanker around his waist. Wanker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doug Slugs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Massive Wanker.#BC2#
Wanker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Slugs clinches up against the cage.
Slugs throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanker throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
Wanker wants a takedown but no success here.
Slugs lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wanker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Slugs just stands there and leans against the cage.
Slugs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wanker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slugs throws a knee to the head but misses.
Slugs trying to land knees to the body.
Wanker blocks an elbow strike from Slugs.
Slugs trying to land knees to the body.
A short right from Wanker on the inside.
Wanker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slugs backwards.
Wanker lands with a right to the head.
Slugs throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wanker lands a hook that snaps the head of Slugs backwards.
Slugs blocks an uppercut.
#BC2#
Wanker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wanker looks to land a left hand but Slugs moved out of range nicely.
Wanker throws a series of punches but Slugs moves out of range.
Wanker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Slugs takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T3##CL#
Slugs gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Slugs tries a knee to the head but Wanker blocks it.
Wanker misses with some punches.
#TD2#
Wanker decides to pull guard. #SUB2#
Wanker looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Slugs is defending well. Wanker quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Slugs has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Wanker celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker is the new super heavyweight champion!
Massive Wanker thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
Madness 48 Wanker vs Nagashima
Date: May 16, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A left lands for Nagashima.
Nagashima takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
It looks like Antonio Nagashima has been cut.
Nagashima misses the shot to the body.
A quick step to the side and Wanker tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nagashima swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.
It looked like Wanker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wanker lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A slow jab from Nagashima misses its intended target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nagashima looks to land a combination but Wanker avoids it well.
Wanker is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wanker throws a looping overhand right but Nagashima ducks down to avoid it.
Nagashima let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Wanker scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wanker seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nagashima.
Nagashima has managed to clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Nagashima blocking some punches.
Wanker changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Nagashima fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Nagashima misses with a straight right.
Wanker is looking to counter punch.
Nagashima looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wanker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nagashima.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Nagashima connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nagashima misses with a double jab
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nagashima.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nagashima ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away.
Nagashima thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nagashima throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker lands a right hook to the body.
Wanker looks to land a left hand but Nagashima moved out of range nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw.
That has opened up Antonio Nagashima's cut even more.
Nagashima misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Nagashima throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nagashima throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker cracks Nagashima with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wanker connects with a jab.
Wanker looks to score with a jab to the body but Nagashima is just out of range.
Wanker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nagashima.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Nagashima! But no joy.
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Nagashima counters with a straight right hand.
A big left from Nagashima misses.
Wanker slips under a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Wanker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nagashima lands with a nice body punch.
Nagashima misses with a hook
and Wanker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wanker throws a looping overhand right but Nagashima ducks down to avoid it.
Nagashima bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wanker slips a straight right by Nagashima.
Wanker is looking to counter punch.
A big right from Nagashima misses.
A jab from Nagashima misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nagashima displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wanker throws out the jab.
Nagashima keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wanker.
Wanker staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Antonio Nagashima's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nagashima.
Wanker slips under a jab from Nagashima.
Wanker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nagashima jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nagashima throws an off balance right hand
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nagashima ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away.
Nagashima blocks a jab.
It seemed like Nagashima was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nagashima fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
Wanker throws a hook but Nagashima blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nagashima digs a good body shot into Wanker's ribs.
Nagashima throws out a powerful jab.
Nagashima throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wanker defending well as Nagashima loads up on a big left hand.
Wanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nagashima tries to clinch up but Wanker circles away and keeps his distance.
Nagashima clinches up against the cage.
Wanker has picked Nagashima up - he's going for a ride! Wanker dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Wanker is trying to work for a kimura but Nagashima is defending well.
Wanker is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nagashima is trying to maintain the position but Wanker is very close to passing his half guard.
Nagashima is staying active underneath Wanker, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Nagashima looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Wanker prevents Nagashima from improving his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker is looking for a kimura here.
Nagashima slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Wanker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Nagashima swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Nagashima is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Nagashima is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Nagashima trying to control the position.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
Wanker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nagashima let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Nagashima looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nagashima moves out of range of the strikes.
Nagashima slips a straight right by Wanker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Antonio Nagashima will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Antonio Nagashima's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Nagashima ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
The fighters circling - Nagashima throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wanker throws a hook but Nagashima avoids it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Nagashima misses.
Nagashima slips under a jab from Wanker.
Nagashima misses with a straight right.
Wanker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Nagashima. Nagashima circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nagashima will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nagashima throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Wanker was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Nagashima.
Wanker jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A slow jab from Wanker misses its intended target.
Nagashima appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nagashima takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nagashima avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nagashima doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wanker scores with a sloppy right hand. Nagashima should have avoided that one.
The cut above Antonio Nagashima's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.
Wanker feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nagashima sprawling to the canvas! Nagashima rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Wanker finish him?!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nagashima misses with a left hand
and Wanker counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Massive Wanker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
Madness 37 Wanker vs Pickett
Date: Feb 29, 2020 |
#R1#
Pickett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wanker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wanker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pickett misses with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Pickett.
A countering left hand to the body from Wanker misses.
Wanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wanker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pickett throws out the jab.
Wanker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wanker misses with a wild body shot.
Wanker staying out of range there.
It seemed like Wanker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pickett throws a hook but Wanker blocks it.
Pickett lands a really nice looking cross but Wanker seems unphased.
Wanker throws a right hand that misses
and Pickett counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Pickett with a jab.
Pickett lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wanker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Donk. Pickett catches Wanker right on the button with a cross.
Pickett throws a shot from downtown. Wanker moves away and avoids it.
It seemed like Wanker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Wanker.
Pickett missing with a left hand there. Wanker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wanker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pickett misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Pickett as he connects with a hook.
Pickett is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#T2#
Pickett swats away the attempt to clinch by Wanker.
Wanker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pickett sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pickett loads up on a big right hand but Wanker slips the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker throws the left hand but Pickett avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Pickett wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pickett throws a shot from downtown. Wanker moves away and avoids it.
Pickett swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wanker.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
Wanker misses with a wild body shot. #T3#
Pickett misses with a left hand
and Wanker counters with a left to the body.
Pickett bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wanker's head backwards.
Marcus Pickett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Pickett misses.
Pickett throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Pickett misses the target.
Wanker is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Pickett throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wanker walks into a jab.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.#T4#
Pickett uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Pickett misses with a right hand
and Wanker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pickett throws a hook to the side of Wanker's head but Wanker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pickett uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Pickett avoids the body shot from Wanker.
Pickett walks into a stiff left hand from Wanker.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wanker is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Pickett throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wanker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marcus Pickett dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Pickett misses with a right hand
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
Pickett swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker scores with a counter punch that sends Pickett to the canvas! Wanker smells blood - he's punishing Pickett with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Pickett has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Massive Wanker! Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Massive Wanker thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Event:
Madness 33 Bronstein vs Wanker
Date: Feb 01, 2020 |
#R1##TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Bronstein.
Bronstein throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Wanker regains half guard, as Bronstein was trying to land strikes.
Bronstein tries to pass to full mount but Wanker defends it.
Wanker trying to control but Bronstein postures up.
Bronstein trying to control from Wanker's half guard. Wanker has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bronstein wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving.
Wanker is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #T1#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bronstein accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bronstein stands up over Wanker, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bronstein wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving.
Bronstein throws a strike but Wanker rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Bronstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wanker stopping the sweep attempt from Bronstein.
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Bronstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wanker looking to sit in guard and control but Bronstein gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Bronstein is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at UnderGround Training Facility that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bronstein throwing strikes but missing. #T2#
Wanker keeping moving, preventing Bronstein from controlling successfully.
Wanker being controlled here, momentarily.
Bronstein with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bronstein throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wanker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wanker is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Bronstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Wanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Wanker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wanker is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Bronstein throwing strikes from guard but Wanker blocks nicely.
Bronstein scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bronstein trying to control but Wanker is working from the bottom.
Bronstein with a flurry of punches that miss.
Our spies down at at Ass Private Gym inform us that Wanker has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Bronstein landing with the ground and pound.
Bronstein trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bronstein throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T4#
Bronstein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bronstein in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bronstein accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Wanker pulls Bronstein in to control the position.
Bronstein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bronstein looking to sit in guard and control but Wanker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Bronstein controlling the position.
Wanker wants to control from the top but Bronstein keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Wanker drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Bronstein manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Wanker has Bronstein in his guard.#REVR#
Bronstein is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lev Davidovitch Bronstein dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Bronstein dives in and grabs Wanker's left leg, looking for a takedown. Wanker pushes down on Bronstein's head and hops out.
Bronstein shoots for a double leg takedown but Wanker sprawls well. He's pushed Bronstein's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Wanker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wanker avoids the body shot from Bronstein.
Bronstein fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wanker avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lev Davidovitch Bronstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Bronstein looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Wanker!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker can't do much from the bottom here.
Wanker parries the strikes from Bronstein easily there. Bronstein is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Wanker to escape.
#T1#
Bronstein working away.
Bronstein working the head and body with strikes.
Bronstein tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Wanker stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
Wanker tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bronstein controlling from side mount.
You can see the frustration on Wanker's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Bronstein cracks Wanker with a big right hand but Wanker just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
#T2#
Bronstein scores with a couple of short elbows.
Wanker wants to control but Bronstein postures up.
Bronstein is working Wanker over with some ground and pound from side control.
Bronstein throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Bronstein just content to control the position.
Bronstein working the strikes but Wanker uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Bronstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bronstein thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Wanker's head.
Wanker avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bronstein.
Bronstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bronstein throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T3#
Bronstein not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bronstein thows a huge punch but Wanker dodges it nicely.
Bronstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wanker keeps working.
Bronstein thows a huge punch but Wanker dodges it nicely.
Bronstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ground and pound from Bronstein.
Wanker is trying to control but can't.
Bronstein with the ground and pound but Wanker uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Bronstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wanker can do to turn this around?
Bronstein is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Bronstein throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Wanker works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Lev Davidovitch Bronstein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bronstein throwing strikes but missing.
Bronstein looking to sit in guard and control but Wanker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB##T4#
Wanker wants to control from the top but Bronstein keeps moving.
Wanker stopping the sweep attempt from Bronstein.
Bronstein keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wanker slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Bronstein tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lev Davidovitch Bronstein dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R3##TD#
Bronstein closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Bronstein is trying to ground and pound but Wanker uses the momentary lack of control by Bronstein to regain half guard.
Bronstein not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Wanker blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bronstein.
Wanker keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Bronstein lands with a punch from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Bronstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T1#
Bronstein slips a nice elbow through Wanker's hands, connecting with Wanker's forehead.
Bronstein is looking to stall here but Wanker recovers full guard.
Bronstein trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Wanker looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #SUB2#
Wanker working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Bronstein has passed into half guard!
Wanker wants to control but Bronstein is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T2#
Wanker regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Bronstein.
Bronstein looking to sit in guard and control but Wanker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Bronstein might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wanker seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Bronstein is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wanker is controlling him.
Bronstein keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Wanker drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Bronstein manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Wanker has Bronstein in his guard.#REVR##T3#
Bronstein looking to sit in guard and control but Wanker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Wanker is pushing down on Bronstein's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bronstein is fighting to maintain full guard but Wanker has managed to sneak the leg through.
Wanker wants to take a breather but Bronstein is having none of it. #SUB2#
Wanker is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bronstein has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Wanker is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T4#
Bronstein is trying to get back to full guard.
Bronstein is not content to let Wanker control the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Wanker is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lev Davidovitch Bronstein clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R4##TD#
Bronstein closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Bronstein thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Wanker keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bronstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bronstein missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bronstein sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Wanker defending well though.
Bronstein is trying to control. Wanker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bronstein connects with a nice short shot to Wanker's temple.
Bronstein thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Wanker's head.
Bronstein thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Wanker's head.
Bronstein throws a strike but Wanker avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bronstein lands a couple of elbows.
Bronstein has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T1#
Bronstein keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Wanker's head.
Wanker keeping moving, preventing Bronstein from controlling successfully.
Wanker pulls Bronstein in close to his closed guard and prevents Bronstein from doing any damage or advancing position.
Bronstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Wanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wanker seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Bronstein in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wanker is controlling Bronstein's posture.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bronstein with a flurry of punches that miss. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD#
Wanker gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bronstein to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Wanker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bronstein throwing strikes but missing.
Bronstein lands a couple of elbows.#SUB2#
Bronstein stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Wanker has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! Bronstein manages to get his head free but now Wanker has transitioned to an armbar! Bronstein grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Wanker! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker! Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
A victorious Massive Wanker thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
Madness 24 Wanker vs Fukk
Date: Dec 01, 2019 |
#R1#
Wanker throws a predictable looking body shot
#CL#
and Fukk counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Fukk lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but Fukk has him pressed against the cage.
Fukk tries to work over Wanker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wanker wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fukk has him pressed against the cage.
Fukk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wanker wants to break the clinch but can't.
Fukk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wanker misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
Wanker manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wanker seems keen to control Fukk's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fukk trying to control but Wanker is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Fukk has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Wanker to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Fukk is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Wanker pulls down on the head and he's put Fukk to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Massive Wanker! Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
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Event:
Madness 17 Cobb vs Ruas
Date: Oct 13, 2019 |
#R1#
Vasquez misses with a left hand
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Wanker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Vasquez connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Vasquez throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
Vasquez throws a lazy uppercut
and Wanker counters with a left to the body.
Vasquez misses with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wanker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Vasquez throws a poor cross that misses
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vasquez is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Vasquez misses with an uppercut
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.
Vasquez has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#CL#
Wanker drives through and clinches with Vasquez against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Vasquez takes a shot to the head.
Vasquez is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Wanker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Vasquez tries to pull guard but Wanker forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Wanker as the two fighters clinch.
Wanker lands with a light punch inside.
Wanker is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wanker lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
Wanker scores with a shoulder strike.
Wanker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wanker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Vasquezs head.
Wanker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vasquez tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Massive Wanker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Javier Vasquez.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wanker.
Wanker lands a shoulder strike.
Vasquez tries to score a body lock takedown but Wanker shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Vasquez taking a breather.
Wanker cracks Vasquez with a nice body shot.
Vasquez looks winded!
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Wanker on the inside.
Wanker scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker lands a nice shot to the body.
Wanker lands a hook that snaps the head of Vasquez backwards.
Wanker lands a body punch.
Wanker has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Vasquez avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Wanker lands a right hand.
Wanker lands a right hand.
Vasquez is pressed up against the cage. Wanker has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Vasquez down to the mat. Vasquez avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Vasquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL#
Wanker drives through and clinches with Vasquez against the cage.
Wanker lands with a right to the head.
Wanker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wanker lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wanker.
Wanker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wanker lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #ROC#
Vasquez is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wanker.
Vasquez is still on wobbly legs! Can Wanker finish him?#T3#
Wanker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wanker lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Vasquez to his knees! Wanker keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker is the new super heavyweight champion!
Javier Vasquez spoke after the fight, saying 'Can't lie, he got me good. He has my number, no bones about it. Hats off to him.'.
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Event:
Madness Clown Chaos 2
Date: Aug 23, 2019 |
#R1#
Vasquez tries to clinch
and Wanker counters with a nice uppercut.
Wanker lands with a nice body punch. #KD2#
Vasquez cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Vasquez has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!#CUT2#
It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
Wanker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vasquez is looking to clinch.
Vasquez swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #KD2#
Vasquez cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Vasquez has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!
Vasquez shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vasquez at a distance.
Wanker lands with a hook. Vasquez tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Vasquez with a lazy takedown attempt
and Wanker counters with a nice body shot.
Vasquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wanker connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Vasquez throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Vasquez takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wanker is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Wanker circles away from the clinch attempt
and Wanker counters with a left to the body.
Vasquez walks into a straight right hand from Wanker.
Wanker circles away from the clinch attempt
and Wanker counters with a right hand to the body.
Vasquez takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vasquez gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Wanker counters with a stiff right hand.
Massive Wanker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Javier Vasquez.
Wanker lands with a hook. Vasquez tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Javier Vasquez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vasquez darts in trying to clinch
and Wanker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#T2#
Vasquez swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wanker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Vasquez tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Wanker defends well and Vasquez ends up having to push Wanker into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Vasquez looks winded!
Vasquez swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vasquez misses with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wanker cracks Vasquez with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wanker lands a jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wanker darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw.
Vasquez tries to clinch but Wanker moves away
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
Wanker stalks Vasquez and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Vasquez's face. Vasquez staggers backwards, shaken.
Wanker scores with a nice strike.
Massive Wanker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vasquez tries to clinch up
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T3##TD2#
Vasquez feints and as Wanker raises his hands in defense, Vasquez changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#SUB#
Wanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Vasquez gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Vasquez doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Wanker is tightening it up a little... Vasquez has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Vasquez reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Vasquez taps out! Nice BJJ there by Wanker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Massive Wanker!
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Event:
Madness 6: BW/LOM Week 1
Date: Jul 27, 2019 |
#R1#
Voetsek doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab. #TD#
Voetsek feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Wanker wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Voetsek wants to pass the guard but Wanker is keeping the position.#SUB2#
Wanker is looking for a triangle but Voetsek pushes his legs off easily.
Voetsek is looking to work some ground and pound but Wanker has wrist control.
Voetsek has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Voetsek trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wanker keeping moving, preventing Voetsek from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wanker being controlled here, momentarily.
Voetsek could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T1#
Voetsek is fighting to break Wanker's control of his arms but Wanker is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Wanker can do anything to dispel that myth.#SUB2#
Wanker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Voetsek wants to pass the guard but Wanker is keeping the position.#SUB2#
Wanker is looking for a triangle but Voetsek pushes his legs off easily.
Voetsek keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Wanker's head.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Voetsek lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#SUB2#
Wanker looking for a guillotine here but Voetsek defends easily.
#SUB2#
Wanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Voetsek defends it easily.
Voetsek sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Voetsek stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wanker swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T3#
Voetsek's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Voetsek postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Wanker trying to control the position.
Wanker keeping moving, preventing Voetsek from controlling successfully.
Voetsek throws a big elbow that misses.
Voetsek is working Wanker over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Voetsek wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving.
Voetsek with a flurry of punches that miss. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Voetsek is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Voetsek postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Voetsek wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Wanker leaves Voetsek with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Wanker as Voetsek shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Henry Voetsek. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Voetsek looking to score a takedown here. Wanker is defending well but Voetsek drives through and ends up in Wanker's guard.
Voetsek might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Voetsek wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving.
Voetsek pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wanker is keeping the position for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Voetsek is sitting in close to Wanker's body. Wanker has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Voetsek is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Voetsek is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Wanker.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Massive Wanker!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 22, 2019 |
#R1##TD2#
Kon drives through with a takedown into Wanker's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Kon scoring with punches to the head and body.
Kon makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Kon with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kon distracts Wanker with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kon lands a couple of elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kon distracts Wanker with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Kon postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Kon is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB#
Kon stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Wanker has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! Kon manages to get his head free but now Wanker has transitioned to an armbar! Kon grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Wanker! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker!
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