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Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 240     
Date:   Mar 22, 2023
#R1#
A solid body kick from Dinglestomper.
Point lands with an uppercut that bounces Dinglestomper off the cage and back into range.
Point looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dinglestomper digs a good body shot into Point's ribs.
Brayden Point seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Point thuds a left hand into Dinglestomper's body.
Point punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Point uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#CUT#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper scores with a push kick.
Point checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A slow jab from Point misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Point scores with a jab. Dinglestomper acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jab, jab by Point - just one landing. #T1#
Point just misses with a punch to the body.
Point stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Point throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dinglestomper! But no joy.
Dinglestomper catches Point with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Point looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper jabs at Point's body.
Point pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Point counters with a nice body shot.
Dinglestomper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A cross from Point lands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Point.#T2#
Point takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Point checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a jab but it's blocked by Point.
Point fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Point connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Point's front leg but catches the back leg as Point tries to avoid it.
Point lands with a cross.
Dinglestomper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Point stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Point is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#ROC#Dinglestomper is rocked!
BAM! Point delivers a spinning backfist that drops Dinglestomper like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Brayden Point!
Brayden Point seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 231     
Date:   Feb 15, 2023
#R1#
Dinglestomper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jean Baptiste throws a wild body kick that Dinglestomper sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Jean Baptiste moves away and avoids it.
Jean Baptiste lands with a right hand.
Jean Baptiste throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dinglestomper.#CUT#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
A head kick by Dinglestomper misses
and Jean Baptiste counters with a body kick that stops Dinglestomper in his tracks momentarily.
Dinglestomper connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Jean Baptiste throws a body kick.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jean Baptiste does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jean Baptiste scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Jean Baptiste cracks Dinglestomper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jean Baptiste throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
A countering left hand to the body from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper cracks Jean Baptiste with an open hand slap.
Jean Baptiste throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jean Baptiste has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Dr Hatsumi's Clinic in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Jean Baptiste punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.
A punch combination from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jean Baptiste.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jean Baptiste connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dinglestomper scrambles back to his feet.
Jean Baptiste lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Jean Baptiste blocks a jab.
Brady Jean Baptiste seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Jean Baptiste misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a low kick, right behind Jean Baptiste 's knee.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Jean Baptiste smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jean Baptiste pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range and Jean Baptiste settles back down.
Jean Baptiste moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste drops his hands momentarily and Dinglestomper takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #T2#
Jean Baptiste throws out a powerful jab.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jean Baptiste scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper is looking to land body kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste throws a body kick that misses.
Dinglestomper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jean Baptiste has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jean Baptiste and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jean Baptiste throws out a powerful jab.#T3#
Jean Baptiste explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jean Baptiste cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dinglestomper moves in looking to clinch but Jean Baptiste pushes him off.
Dinglestomper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jean Baptiste lunges at Dinglestomper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dinglestomper's hand.
Dinglestomper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jean Baptiste works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Jean Baptiste's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the body
and Jean Baptiste counters with a nice leg kick. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jean Baptiste lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range and Jean Baptiste settles back down.
Jean Baptiste thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jean Baptiste lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Jean Baptiste lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Jean Baptiste looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Jean Baptiste connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dinglestomper looks to clinch
and Jean Baptiste counters with a straight right hand.
Dinglestomper fakes the leg kick and cracks Jean Baptiste in the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick from Jean Baptiste misses.
Jean Baptiste connects with a solid leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brady Jean Baptiste dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Jean Baptiste fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jean Baptiste misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Jean Baptiste misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jean Baptiste throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses
and Jean Baptiste counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dinglestomper thinking.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Dinglestomper tries to move into range but Jean Baptiste moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jean Baptiste looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Brady Jean Baptiste is winning the standup battle so far.
Jean Baptiste throws a leg kick which misses Dinglestomper's front leg but catches the back leg as Dinglestomper tries to avoid it.
Jean Baptiste pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste works Dinglestomper's body with a nice hook.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Dinglestomper might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jean Baptiste has got the better of the exchanges.
Jean Baptiste stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#T1#
Jean Baptiste takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dinglestomper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Jean Baptiste seems unphased.
Jean Baptiste throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dinglestomper. #CL2#
Dinglestomper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jean Baptiste's elbow. #BC#
Jean Baptiste breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jean Baptiste uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jean Baptiste throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jean Baptiste looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
A clash of legs there as Dinglestomper blocks the low kick.#T2#
Jean Baptiste uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick
and Jean Baptiste counters with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jean Baptiste misses with a jab to the body
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jean Baptiste to score with a decent uppercut.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice uppercut there from Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Jean Baptiste loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Jean Baptiste misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jean Baptiste manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
Good work by Dinglestomper as he checks the leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper tries to land a front kick but Jean Baptiste steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL2#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jean Baptiste tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jean Baptiste blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jean Baptiste goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jean Baptiste softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T4#
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper is trying to stall.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Jean Baptiste cracks Dinglestomper with a nice body shot.
Jean Baptiste lands with a right to the head.
Jean Baptiste misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jean Baptiste lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Jean Baptiste pushes Dinglestomper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jean Baptiste lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jean Baptiste lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jean Baptiste lands with a left to the head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jean Baptiste lands a shoulder strike.
Jean Baptiste blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jean Baptiste lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
A short uppercut from Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brady Jean Baptiste dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Decent striking displayed by Jean Baptiste there.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Jean Baptiste moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jean Baptiste slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#ROC#Dinglestomper is rocked!
Jean Baptiste scores with a nice head shot.
Dinglestomper is still on wobbly legs! Can Jean Baptiste finish him?
Jean Baptiste scores with a punch to the head.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy body shot
and Jean Baptiste counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dinglestomper's knee momentarily.
Jean Baptiste drops Dinglestomper with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Dinglestomper! Jean Baptiste dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brady Jean Baptiste!
After winning the bout, Brady Jean Baptiste thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 225     
Date:   Jan 21, 2023
#R1#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Idowu.
Nice shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Idowu's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Idowu misses with a body shot
and Dinglestomper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Idowu connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Idowu checks it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper throws a shot to the body.
Idowu swinging wildly here. #T1#
Idowu cracks Dinglestomper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Idowu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Idowu takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Idowu misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws an off balance right hand
and Idowu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Idowu takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.#T2#
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Idowu is just out of range.
Good shot there by Dinglestomper.#ROC2#Idowu is rocked!
Dinglestomper misses with a right hand
and Idowu counters with a stiff right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Idowu on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Idowu bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dinglestomper's head backwards.
Idowu throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Idowu misses with a head kick.
Idowu misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dinglestomper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Oh Idowu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T3#
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Dinglestomper! Idowu is out on his feet! Dinglestomper rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Idowu is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Idowu is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: CFC 516     
Date:   Jan 07, 2023
#R1#
Dinglestomper tried to score with a low kick but McKraken checks it.
Dinglestomper cracks McKraken with a good jab.
McKraken dives in for a single leg takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've been informed that McKraken has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.#TD2#
Dinglestomper gets caught napping as McKraken dives in and scores a takedown. Dinglestomper manages to retain guard.
Dinglestomper looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Dinglestomper is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
McKraken is trying to get back to full guard.#T1#
Dinglestomper seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dinglestomper tries to stand and escape but McKraken is controlling the position.
Dinglestomper uses his free foot to push down on McKraken's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for McKraken.
Dinglestomper controlling from mount. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McKraken is looking to get to half guard.
Dinglestomper tries to control but McKraken wriggling away.
McKraken tries to reverse the position but Dinglestomper maintains control.
Dinglestomper tries to control but McKraken wriggling away.
McKraken is wriggling around trying to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dinglestomper tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T3#
McKraken tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dinglestomper controlling the position easily from mount.
Dinglestomper trying to control but McKraken is having none of it.
Dinglestomper looking to control and managing it successfully. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper continues to stall.
McKraken is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dinglestomper sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
McKraken is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dinglestomper controlling his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but McKraken uses good head movement to avoid it.
McKraken feints the counter takedown.
McKraken scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McKraken fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McKraken moves away.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
And McKraken tries to counter it with a takedown but Dinglestomper pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt. #T1#
Dinglestomper swings for the body but McKraken moves out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a jab but it's blocked by McKraken.
Dinglestomper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
And McKraken tries to counter it with a takedown but Dinglestomper pushes his down on his head and steps out.
McKraken tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dinglestomper defends well and McKraken ends up having to push Dinglestomper into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Dinglestomper misses its target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is looking to land body kicks.
McKraken drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Dinglestomper defends it well.
Dinglestomper throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dinglestomper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure. #T2#
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick #TD2#
and McKraken counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McKraken.
McKraken trying to control the position from guard on top but Dinglestomper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McKraken wants to pass the guard but Dinglestomper is keeping the position.
McKraken trying to control the position from guard on top but Dinglestomper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dinglestomper wants to sweep but no luck.
Dinglestomper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McKraken is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Dinglestomper is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McKraken is controlling him.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#T3#
McKraken lands a couple of elbows.
McKraken postures up and lands a big shot to Dinglestomper's brow.
Dinglestomper is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
McKraken has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dinglestomper is working away from the top position though.
Dinglestomper wants to control but McKraken is keeping him busy.
Dinglestomper looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dinglestomper stalling away here and it's allowed McKraken to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Dinglestomper has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T4#
McKraken being controlled here, momentarily.
Dinglestomper trying to control the position from guard on top but McKraken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dinglestomper tries to stand but McKraken is controlling from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McKraken keeping moving, preventing Dinglestomper from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dinglestomper controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
McKraken ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
McKraken takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #TD2#
McKraken shoots in and gets a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
McKraken is in close to Dinglestomper's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dinglestomper wants to stand and escape but McKraken is having none of it.
McKraken trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dinglestomper wants to stand and escape but McKraken is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKraken in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dinglestomper is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Dinglestomper wants to stand but his hand is trapped. McKraken uses the opportunity to regain full guard. #T1#
McKraken trying to control the position. #SUB2#
McKraken is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dinglestomper is aware though and is defending well.
Dinglestomper seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SU#
Dinglestomper decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on McKraken, up you get!
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McKraken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McKraken shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dinglestomper as he avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McKraken can do to turn this around?
McKraken checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
McKraken feints the counter takedown.
A jab from McKraken does it's job there.
McKraken moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a left hand #TD2#
and McKraken counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Dinglestomper manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. McKraken keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. #TD2#
McKraken gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Dinglestomper regains guard. #T3#
Dinglestomper is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
McKraken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dinglestomper is keeping the position for now. #SUB2#
McKraken is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dinglestomper is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dinglestomper has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Dinglestomper content to stall in guard here.
McKraken keeping moving, preventing Dinglestomper from controlling successfully. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SU#
Dinglestomper gets to his feet - McKraken follows without any prompting.
Gemechu McKraken has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but McKraken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow McKraken down with leg kicks.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McKraken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into McKraken's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A slow jab from McKraken misses its intended target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dinglestomper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 216     
Date:   Dec 21, 2022
#R1#
Wright misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Wright .
A head kick misses from Wright .
A leg kick checked by Wright .
Wright wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Wright saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Wright misses the target.
Dinglestomper throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Wright . #T1#
Wright clobbers Dinglestomper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #CUT#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Wright blocks a jab.
Wright misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #CL#
Wright clinches with his opponent. #BC2#
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick misses from Wright .
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
Dinglestomper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wright lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dinglestomper takes a step back to recover.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wright lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Wright uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Wright is looking for a counter combo.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wright has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wright and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.#T3#
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wright was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Wright is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy body shot
letting Wright counter with a right hand.
A low kick from Dinglestomper misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wright cracks Dinglestomper with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#CL#
Wright closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wright is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright 's elbow. #T4#
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wright creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wright manages to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Wright moves into the clinch.
Dinglestomper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wright throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Wright .
Wright lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wright holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Wright .
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Cleon Wright dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Wright counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wright misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wright pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wright doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wright misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body kick there by Dinglestomper.
Wright takes one on the button.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Wright 's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Wright lunges at Dinglestomper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dinglestomper's hand.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Wright walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Wright 's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Wright 's ribcage but misses.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Wright misses with a jab to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a stiff right hand.
Dinglestomper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Wright 's head.#CL2#
Dinglestomper moves into range and clinches up with Wright .#T2#
Wright has Dinglestomper pressed against the cage, preventing Dinglestomper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Wright has Dinglestomper pressed against the cage, preventing Dinglestomper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to striking at distance but Wright won't allow it.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wright .
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright 's elbow.
Wright lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Dinglestomper tries to circle away but Wright has him pinned against the cage.
Wright blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wright stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wright misses with a punch to the body.
Wright lands with a light punch inside.
Wright 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T3#
Wright blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Wright lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Wright working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wright lands a body shot in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Wright . #BC2#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Wright comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Good work by Wright as he checks the leg kick.
Wright swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Wright was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#T4#
Wright checks a leg kick nicely.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromWright .
Wright lands a jab to the nose.
Dinglestomper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wright .
It looked like Wright was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Wright throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch
and Wright counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wright blocks a leg kick.
Wright went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Dinglestomper misses with a right hand #KD#
and Wright counters with a crisp one two that drops Dinglestomper! Wright thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Dinglestomper to his feet! Dinglestomper is in big trouble!
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper misses the body punch
and Wright counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick!
Dinglestomper has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wright .#T1#
Wright uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cleon Wright is winning the standup battle so far.
Good standup being displayed there by Wright as he connects with a hook.
Wright takes one to the chin there.
Wright takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wright tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Wright tries to land a body kick
and Wright takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Wright goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wright tries to clinch up but Dinglestomper circles away and keeps his distance.
Wright misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wright throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.#T3#
Wright tries to close the distance and clinch but Dinglestomper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Wright blocking some punches.
Wright lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards. #BC2#
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Wright moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Wright lands a nice hook to Dinglestomper's body. Dinglestomper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #T4#
Wright stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper throws a poor cross that misses
and Wright counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wright moves away.
Wright was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wright misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wright dips to his left and cracks Dinglestomper with an uppercut!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper fails in his attempt to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Wright misses the target.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Saggy Dinglestomper.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Cleon Wright !

A victorious Cleon Wright thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 211     
Date:   Dec 04, 2022
#R1#
Sitsongrit misses with a low kick.
Sitsongrit dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the side of Sitsongrit's head but Sitsongrit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sitsongrit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into Sitsongrit's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Sitsongrit misses with a kick to the body.
Sitsongrit lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sitsongrit tests Dinglestomper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dinglestomper delivers a nice body kick.
A shot to the liver by Sitsongrit. Beautiful body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sitsongrit.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sitsongrit.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC#
Sitsongrit manages to break the clinch.
Sitsongrit's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dinglestomper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sitsongrit scrambles back to his feet.
Sitsongrit throws a wild body kick that Dinglestomper sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick.
Sitsongrit avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sitsongrit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sitsongrit looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1#
Dinglestomper throws an overhand right that lands on Sitsongrit's shoulder, as Sitsongrit tries to avoid the shot.
Sitsongrit scores with a nice head shot.
Sitsongrit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Sitsongrit.
No joy there for Dinglestomper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Sitsongrit's front leg but catches the back leg as Sitsongrit tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sitsongrit.
Dinglestomper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sitsongrit finds it's way round the side to connect with Dinglestomper's head.
Dinglestomper looks to throw the jab but Sitsongrit is out of range.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper doesn't manage to clinch there - Sitsongrit circles away.
Dinglestomper walks into a jab.
Dinglestomper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A telegraphed right hand from Dinglestomper misses the target.
Good work by Dinglestomper as he checks the leg kick.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Sitsongrit. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #T2#
Sitsongrit connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick aimed at Sitsongrit's knee but Sitsongrit avoids it well.
Sitsongrit scores with a shot to the body.
Sitsongrit moves forwards but Dinglestomper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
A good leg kick by Sitsongrit. #CL2#
Dinglestomper pushes Sitsongrit up against the cage in a clinch.
Sitsongrit lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sitsongrit lands a body punch. #BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sitsongrit pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sitsongrit scores with a shot to the body.
Sitsongrit tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dinglestomper is able to avoid easily.
Dinglestomper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sitsongrit misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Sitsongrit connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Sitsongrit misses with a lunging right hand
and Dinglestomper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sitsongrit is looking to slow Dinglestomper down with leg kicks.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice body punch. #T3#
Dinglestomper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Sitsongrit walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Good leg kick by Sitsongrit.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the side of Sitsongrit's head but Sitsongrit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sitsongrit lands a jab to Dinglestomper's midsection.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sitsongrit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#CL2#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
A short body shot lands from Dinglestomper as the two fighters clinch.
Sitsongrit tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
A short right from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sitsongrit presses Dinglestomper against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sitsongrit lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sitsongrit lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Sitsongrit on the inside.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sitsongrits head. #T4#
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Sitsongrit.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Sitsongrit blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch.
Sitsongrit is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch there but Sitsongrit circles away.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch there but Sitsongrit circles away.
Sitsongrit moves out of range as Dinglestomper strikes.
Sitsongrit swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dinglestomper lands an overhand right.
Sitsongrit throws a body punch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
The crowd cheers as Dinglestomper lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sitsongrit doesn't seem phased though.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dinglestomper lands a right hook to the body.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A big right from Sitsongrit misses. #CL2#
Dinglestomper takes the fight into the clinch.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sitsongrit's elbow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Petsuwan Sitsongrit will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Sitsongrit.
Petsuwan Sitsongrit is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Sitsongrit throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Sitsongrit wants to clinch.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Sitsongrit moved away.
Sitsongrit lands with a nice body punch.
Sitsongrit throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Sitsongrit's ribcage but misses.
Sitsongrit does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Petsuwan Sitsongrit is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit ducks right into an uppercut from Dinglestomper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Sitsongrit steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dinglestomper. That one must have hurt.
Sitsongrit is looking to land body kicks.
A countering left hand to the body from Dinglestomper misses.#CL#
Sitsongrit clinches.
A right handed body shot lands from Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T1#
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit pushes Dinglestomper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sitsongrit's elbow.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit misses with a body punch.
Sitsongrit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sitsongrit misses with a punch on the inside.
Sitsongrit working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sitsongrit blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Sitsongrit blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Sitsongrit is working Dinglestomper over against the cage.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Sitsongrit blocks it.
Sitsongrit digs a right hand underneath Dinglestomper's ribcage. Dinglestomper let out a lung full of air as it connected.#T3#
Sitsongrit tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper is trying to force a seperation but Sitsongrit has the dominant position.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sitsongrit's elbow.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Sitsongrit blocks an uppercut.
Sitsongrit blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Sitsongrit blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Sitsongrit avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Sitsongrit takes a shot to the head.
Sitsongrit throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
A right handed body shot lands from Dinglestomper.
Sitsongrit blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Sitsongrit has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Come on Dinglestomper - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Sitsongrit connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Dinglestomper tried to score with a low kick but Sitsongrit checks it.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sitsongrit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that Sitsongrit ducks under and follows up with a left that Sitsongrit also avoids with ease.
A clash of legs there as Sitsongrit blocks the low kick.
Sitsongrit stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sitsongrit tries a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Sitsongrit throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dinglestomper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sitsongrit to score with a decent uppercut.
Sitsongrit misses with a low kick.
Sitsongrit uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit works the jab nicely.
Sitsongrit misses with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that both miss.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An inside leg kick lands from Sitsongrit.
Dinglestomper closes the distance but Sitsongrit moves to the side
and Sitsongrit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sitsongrit. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. #T1#
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A left lands for Sitsongrit.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Sitsongrit's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Sitsongrit.#CL#
Sitsongrit gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Sitsongrit avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Sitsongrit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit pushes Dinglestomper back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sitsongrit lands with a short shot to the head.
Sitsongrit blocks an uppercut.
Sitsongrit working aggressively here.
Sitsongrit can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Sitsongrit misses with a punch to the body.
Sitsongrit lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T2#
Sitsongrit tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Sitsongrit back against the cage.
Dinglestomper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Sitsongrit lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sitsongrit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper gets through Sitsongrit's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Sitsongrit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow. #BC#
Sitsongrit breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sitsongrit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Sitsongrit checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sitsongrit tests Dinglestomper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dinglestomper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dinglestomper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sitsongrit throws out the jab.
Sitsongrit throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
Sitsongrit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T3#
Sitsongrit lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Sitsongrit moves out of range.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Sitsongrit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Sitsongrit moved out of range.
Sitsongrit is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws the kick towards the body but Sitsongrit avoids it.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sitsongrit.#CL2#
Dinglestomper drives through and clinches with Sitsongrit against the cage.
A hook to the body from Dinglestomper.
A short right from Sitsongrit.
A short uppercut from Dinglestomper.
Sitsongrit lands with a light punch inside.
Sitsongrit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Sitsongrit uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Sitsongrit lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dinglestomper.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sitsongrit tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it. #T4#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Sitsongrit throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut. #BC2#
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper is looking to clinch but Sitsongrit is avoiding it.
Sitsongrit scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Sitsongrit darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Sitsongrit throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sitsongrit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sitsongrit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but Sitsongrit is having none of it.
Sitsongrit throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
A slapping body kick lands there for Sitsongrit.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sitsongrit pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range and Sitsongrit settles back down.
Sitsongrit takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dinglestomper! But no joy.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a low kick but Sitsongrit moves his leg out of the way.
Sitsongrit half committed to a counter leg kick.
A punch combination from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Petsuwan Sitsongrit showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Sitsongrit has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Petsuwan Sitsongrit!

Our winner, Petsuwan Sitsongrit, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 201     
Date:   Nov 06, 2022
#R1#
Dinglestomper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Aalto fails with a takedown attempt.
Aalto fails with the takedown.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Aalto is just out of range.
Aalto looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#CL2#
Dinglestomper gets a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Aalto.
Aalto scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head. #BC#
Aalto manages to break the clinch.
Aalto takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper tries to bum rush Aalto with a series of wild strikes but Aalto uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Aalto on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aalto looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Aalto doesn't seem bothered though. #T1#
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Aalto.
Aalto stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Aalto slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Aalto was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Aalto takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A big left from Aalto misses.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Aalto seems unphased.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Aalto was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Aalto takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Aalto misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T2#
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a head kick by Aalto.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Aalto moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper throws a series of punches but Aalto moves out of range.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper tries a low kick but Aalto avoids it.
Aalto is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dinglestomper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Dinglestomper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Aalto momentarily.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Aalto swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Aalto circles away from the clinch attempt.
Aalto feinted with a counter takedown.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Aalto swats away the attempt to clinch by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Aalto.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3##CL2#
Dinglestomper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Aalto presses Dinglestomper against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Aalto.
Aalto misses with a punch on the inside.
Aalto lands with a right to the head. #BC#
Aalto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Aalto misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the body
and Aalto counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Aalto.#CL2#
Dinglestomper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper presses Aalto against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Aalto has Dinglestomper pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dinglestomper manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Aalto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Aalto is leaning against Dinglestomper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper. #BC#
Aalto manages to break the clinch.
Aalto avoids a kick to the body.
Aalto appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#T4#
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Aalto manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Aalto paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dinglestomper throws a solid leg kick but Aalto takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Aalto looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#CL2#
Dinglestomper has closed the distance and engaged Aalto in a clinch.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Aalto's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Aalto breaks the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#TD#
Dinglestomper gets caught napping as Aalto dives in and scores a takedown. Dinglestomper manages to retain guard.
Dinglestomper managing to control the position.
Aalto won't allow Dinglestomper to sweep him here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick
and Aalto counters with a straight right hand.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Aalto.
Aalto throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper wants to counter with a clinch but Aalto pushes him away.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
The fighters circling - Dinglestomper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Aalto swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Aalto closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dinglestomper keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Aalto throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dinglestomper to regain full guard.
Dinglestomper keeping full guard, as Aalto tries to pass. #T1#
Aalto throws a big elbow that misses.
Dinglestomper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB#
Aalto drops back, looking for a kneebar! Dinglestomper looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Dinglestomper looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Dinglestomper! #REVB#
Aalto regains half guard.
Aalto has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dinglestomper in particular looking to stall.
Aalto wants to get back to full guard.
Dinglestomper wants to take a breather but Aalto is having none of it.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Aalto wants to get back to full guard.
Dinglestomper wants to stand but Aalto has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now. #T2#
Aalto is pressing down on Dinglestomper's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Dinglestomper stopping the sweep attempt from Aalto.
Aalto wants to hit a sweep here but Dinglestomper passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Aalto there!
Aalto regains half guard.
Aalto wants to control but Dinglestomper is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Still in half guard, Dinglestomper seems content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Aalto is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dinglestomper pulls his head out easily. #T3##SUB#
Aalto actively working from the bottom here.
Dinglestomper seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Aalto is holding on to half guard well.
Dinglestomper looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Aalto tries to roll over but Dinglestomper keeps him under control.
Aalto is looking to get back to full guard here but Dinglestomper has managed to pass to side control instead.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Aalto is trying to work for a sweep but Dinglestomper has mounted him!
Dinglestomper prevents Aalto from getting the reversal.
Dinglestomper sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Aalto keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Dinglestomper controlling from the full mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Aalto tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Aalto is defended easily by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper falls off balance throwing a combination
and Aalto counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch but Aalto slips to the side
and Aalto counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Michael Aalto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T1#
Dinglestomper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Aalto rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Aalto throws a big shot that misses.
Aalto lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #TD#
Aalto fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dinglestomper to the ground. Aalto is now in Dinglestomper's guard.
Dinglestomper is wriggling around but Aalto manages to pass to half guard. #REVB#
Aalto throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dinglestomper keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Dinglestomper felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Dinglestomper is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dinglestomper is trying to stand back up but Aalto is controlling him #T2#
Aalto throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dinglestomper to regain full guard.
Aalto in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Aalto is looking to pass into half guard but Dinglestomper pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Dinglestomper is in guard.#REVB#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper won't allow Aalto to sweep him here. #SUB#
Aalto looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Dinglestomper passes into side control. #SU2#
Dinglestomper stands up and we're back to a striking position. #CL2#
Dinglestomper has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Aalto prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Aalto is trying to pull guard but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage.#T3#
Aalto tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper holds him up against the cage and eventually Aalto drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Aalto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Aalto lands a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Aalto lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Aalto backwards. #BC#
Aalto breaks from the clinch.
Dinglestomper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Aalto rather than just go for the knockout.
Dinglestomper lunges at Aalto with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Aalto's hand.
Aalto connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Aalto keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Aalto looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.#CL2#
Dinglestomper takes the fight into the clinch. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Dinglestomper.
Aalto has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Aalto lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Aalto's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Aalto uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper displaying some good clinch control by pressing Aalto up against the cage.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Aalto tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Aalto backwards.
Aalto is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Aalto. #BC#
Aalto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Aalto.
Dinglestomper scores with a push kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 191     
Date:   Oct 08, 2022
#R1#
Femme swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Femme appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dinglestomper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Femme moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper wants to slow Femme down by chopping away at his legs.
Femme throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Femme was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch.
Femme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Femmes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Femme working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dinglestomper stalling against the cage.
I was talking to Femme's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Femme backwards. #T1#
Femme swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Femme misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands. #BC#
Femme breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Femme shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Femme lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That kick from Dinglestomper tenderised Femme's leg. Femme is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Femme.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
A big left from Femme misses. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a hook that snaps the head of Femme backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Femme misses with a punch on the inside. #T2#
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Femme as the two fighters clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper is working Femme over against the cage.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Dinglestomper. #BC#
Femme breaks from the clinch.
Femme misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Femme with a body shot.
Femme looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Femme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Femme checks it well.
Femme swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dinglestomper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Femme saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Femme moved away.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T3#
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Femme lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
Femme connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Femme throws a body shot but no joy.
Femme sets himself, and Dinglestomper steps forward looking for the clinch! Femme avoids it this time.
Femme misses with an uppercut
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body shot.
Femme looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Femme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Femme connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Femme misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body kick.
Femme swats away the attempt to clinch by Dinglestomper.
Femme wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Femme takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Femme lands with a straight right. Dinglestomper didn't see that one coming.
Dinglestomper takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Femme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Femme is just out of range.#T4#
Femme scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dinglestomper in his tracks.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Femme.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes one to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Violent Femme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Femme lands a jab to the head.
Femme misses the jab.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice body punch. #CL2#
Dinglestomper drives through and clinches with Femme against the cage.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Femme blocks it.
Femme blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Femme uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Femme misses with a body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper. #BC#
Femme manages to break the clinch.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme dips to his left and cracks Dinglestomper with an uppercut!
Dinglestomper cracks Femme with a good jab.
Femme avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Femme throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Femme. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Femme's knee momentarily.
Femme's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dinglestomper under the eye.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Femme avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
An attempted straight right counter from Femme misses the target.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
It looked like Femme wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Femme digs a good hook to Dinglestomper's body.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Femme.
Femme looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper lands with a hook. Femme tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Femme lands with a cross.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Femme throws a body shot but no joy.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Femme throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Femme takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Femme avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper. #T1#
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Femmes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Femme misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Femme circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Femme.
Dinglestomper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Femme throws a body punch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Femme sets himself, and Dinglestomper steps forward looking for the clinch! Femme avoids it this time.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dinglestomper lands with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Femme's ribcage but misses.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper lands an overhand right.
Femme jabs Dinglestomper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Femme looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Femme uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Some wild striking there from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
The fighters circling - Dinglestomper throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T2#
Femme fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Femme on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Femme.
Femme scores with a decent looking hook.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Femme jabs Dinglestomper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Femme swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Femme ducked under it nicely.
Femme lands with an overhand left.
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Femme connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Femme misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a head kick. That will keep Femme thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Femme just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Femme moves out of range.
Femme was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Femme lands a slapping body shot.
A jab from Femme misses.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Femme.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body. #T3#
Femme changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Femme throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Femme connects with a jab.#CL2#
Dinglestomper instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Femme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Femme manages to break the clinch.
Femme takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Femme connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
Femme throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up but Femme circles away and keeps his distance.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper moves in looking to clinch but Femme pushes him off.
Dinglestomper scores with a decent looking hook.
Dinglestomper scores with a spinning back kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Femme throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Femme cracks Dinglestomper with an open hand slap.
Nice defenses there by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Femme throws an off balance right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a low kick, right behind Femme 's knee.
Femme is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T4#
Femme throws a good cross that connects.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme lands a slapping body shot.
Femme scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.#CL2#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Good body shot from Femme.
Femme tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Femme or not.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands. #BC#
Femme breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Femme slips a jab from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Violent Femme dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Femme sizes up Dinglestomper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CL2#
Dinglestomper instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC2#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Femme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Femme blocks it well.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Violent Femme is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Femme moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Femme takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Femme is looking to counter punch.
Femme moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
The fighters circling - Femme throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T1#
Dinglestomper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. #CL2#
Dinglestomper has Femme up against the cage in a clinch.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Femme tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Femme is trying to break the clinch but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Femme misses with the head strike.
Femme digs a right hand underneath Dinglestomper's ribcage. Dinglestomper let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Femme.
Femme blocks an uppercut.
Femme blocks an uppercut.
Femme makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Femme prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Femme has had enough of the clinch but Dinglestomper keeps him there for the moment.
Femme blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Femme.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Femme.
Femme tries to break free but Dinglestomper pushes him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper keeps control of Femme as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Femme.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Dinglestomper as the two fighters clinch.
Femme lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Femme prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Femme controls the action.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Femme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Femme.
Femme is trying to break free.
Femme is trying to break free.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Femme avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Femme is trying to force a seperation but Dinglestomper has the dominant position.#BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks from the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Femme walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
Dinglestomper throws out a counter right but Femme avoids it with no problem.
Femme avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Femme.
Femme slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dinglestomper has time to react.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch but Femme swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL2#
Femme gets tackled into the cage by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper maintains the clinch. #T4#
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Femme is looking to break free of the clinch but Dinglestomper has double underhooks.
Femme looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Femme lands with a short head shot on the inside. #BC#
Femme manages to break the clinch.
Femme thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Femme misses with a straight left.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Femme was well out of range.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Femme.
Femme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Femme connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Femme misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme slips a jab from Dinglestomper.
Femme darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 178     
Date:   Sep 03, 2022
#R1#
Greene throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jab from Dinglestomper.
Greene ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Dinglestomper clobbers Greene with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Greene.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Greene fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Greene strikes.
Dinglestomper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Greene tries to work over Dinglestomper's front leg with a kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Dinglestomper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A low kick lands for Greene.
Greene blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Greene keeps Dinglestomper at a distance using the push kick. #T1#
Greene avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Greene throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Greene was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Greene misses with a body punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a head kick. That will keep Greene thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
Greene was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Greene displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dinglestomper throws out the jab.
Greene will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dinglestomper fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Greene is out of range.
Dinglestomper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A shot to the liver by Dinglestomper. Beautiful body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Greene.
Dinglestomper plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Greene was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Greene dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dinglestomper. That did some damage!
Greene avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.#T2#
Greene takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice jab there from Greene.
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Greene throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Greene moved out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Greene throws a leg kick which misses Dinglestomper's front leg but catches the back leg as Dinglestomper tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Greene uses good head movement to avoid it.
Greene throws a body shot but no joy.
Greene throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper avoids them all with ease.
Dinglestomper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Greene's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Greene down.
Dinglestomper throws a wild body kick that Greene sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Greene moves out of range.
Greene attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Greene looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#T3#
A swing and a miss from Greene.
Dinglestomper lands with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Greene's corner calls for a 1-2. Greene obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dinglestomper throws a jab but it's blocked by Greene.
Dinglestomper throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Greene.
Dinglestomper dips to his left and cracks Greene with an uppercut!
Greene ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Greene seems unphased.
Greene throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Greene bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Greene's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper looks to land a left hand but Greene moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Greene moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Greene had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Dinglestomper motions for Greene to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Greene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Greene misses with a straight right.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#T4#
Dinglestomper misses with the body kick
and Greene makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Greene takes a jab right on the kisser.
Greene misses with a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Dinglestomper duly obliges.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the body
and Greene counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Greene defending well as Dinglestomper loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Greene counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Greene counters with a thumping low kick.
Greene changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Greene tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Greene.
Greene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Greene.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Greene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Greene scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but Greene moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Dinglestomper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
A thudding body kick lands there by Greene!
Dinglestomper digs a good body shot into Greene's ribs.
Dinglestomper cracks Greene with an open hand slap.
Dinglestomper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Greene is out of range and Dinglestomper settles back down.
A jab from Dinglestomper finds it's way through Greene's defenses.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Greene looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Greene scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
Dinglestomper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Greene blocks a jab.
Greene takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Greene slips a jab from Dinglestomper.
A clash of legs there as Dinglestomper blocks the low kick.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Greene tries to score with a low kick but Dinglestomper moves his leg out of the way.
Greene throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Greene uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Greene counters with a straight right hand.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Greene might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Greene throws a front kick aimed at Dinglestomper's knee but Dinglestomper avoids it well.
Greene pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T1#
Greene looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Greene takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Greene looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Greene tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Greene jabs Dinglestomper right on the nose. Dinglestomper blinks but takes it well.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Greene's leg but Greene calmly moves out of range.
Dinglestomper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Greene.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Greene counters with a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Greene throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Greene in his tracks.
Dinglestomper throws a poor cross that misses
letting Greene counter with a right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Greene throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper lands a slapping body shot. #T2#
Greene misses with a looping left.
Greene connects with a single shot there.
Greene moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Greene tries to work over Dinglestomper's front leg with a kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Greene keeps Dinglestomper at a distance using the push kick.
Greene looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Greene with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Greene takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Greene throws a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Greene.
Dinglestomper lands a right hook to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that Greene ducks under and follows up with a left that Greene also avoids with ease.
Dinglestomper throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Greene throws a head kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick. #T3#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Greene, as that shot connected.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Greene.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A slapping leg kick lands for Greene.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Greene checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Greene slips under a jab.
Greene throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Greene comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Greene feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Greene takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dinglestomper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Greene scores with a punch to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greene waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick! #T4#
Greene connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Greene.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Greene has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Greene and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Greene is looking to counter punch.
Greene throws a right and a left that Dinglestomper avoids nicely.
Dinglestomper scores with a body shot.
Dinglestomper looks to throw the jab but Greene is out of range.
Greene throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Greene throws a nice looking combination but Dinglestomper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Greene.
Greene throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.
Greene connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Dinglestomper drops his hands momentarily and Greene takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Greene swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Greene scores with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Greene throws out the jab.
Greene with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dinglestomper to score with a decent uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Paulie Greene will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Greene missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Greene misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Greene listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Greene scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Greene moves out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Greene crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dinglestomper - the referee stops the clock and Greene gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dinglestomper. Greene manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Greene looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper avoids a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Greene.
Dinglestomper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice right hand.
Greene takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good work by Greene as he checks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Greene throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Greene looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Greene moved away.#T1#
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper blocks the body kick.
Dinglestomper lands with an overhand left.
Greene thuds a left hand into Dinglestomper's body.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Greene.
Greene lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Greene tried to counter with a leg kick but Dinglestomper avoided it.
Dinglestomper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Greene moves out of range.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Greene has time to react.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab, cross combination.
A good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Greene misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
A low kick from Dinglestomper is predictable there
and Greene counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #T2#
Dinglestomper misses with an uppercut.
Greene staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Greene sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper tries to move into range but Greene moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Greene is just out of range.
Greene jabs Dinglestomper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch
enabling Greene to counter with a crisp jab.
Greene throws a low kick, looking for Dinglestomper's leg but Dinglestomper calmly moves out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Greene's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dinglestomper under the eye.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A shot to the body from Dinglestomper misses
and Greene counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick. #T3#
Greene punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.
Greene ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Greene checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper cracks Greene with an open hand slap.
Nice uppercut there from Greene.
Greene scoring well with a low kick there.
Greene lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased.
Greene lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dinglestomper will feel that in the morning.
Greene lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dinglestomper will feel that in the morning.
Greene takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Greene checks it well.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Greene checks it.
Greene throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy body shot
and Greene counters with a low kick, right behind Dinglestomper 's knee.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Greene fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dinglestomper checks it well. #T4#
Dinglestomper thuds a left hand into Greene's body.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Greene moved out of range.
Greene ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Greene half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Greene is out of range and Dinglestomper settles back down.
Dinglestomper lands the left hand.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick
and Greene counters with a stiff right hand.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Greene lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Greene looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
A leg kick checked by Dinglestomper.
Greene fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Greene scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with the combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Saggy Dinglestomper.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

After the fight, Saggy Dinglestomper was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
In defeat, Paulie Greene stepped up to the mic, saying 'Im Sorry Everyone, I’m Disappointed '.

 

Event: Sucker Punch Pro Series 166     
Date:   Aug 03, 2022
#R1#
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Trounvouche dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that misses.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Dinglestomper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Trounvouche takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Trounvouche throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trounvouche goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper throws the left hand but Trounvouche avoids the punch easily.
Trounvouche moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trounvouche fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Trounvouche plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Trounvouche moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper scores with the left hand. Trounvouche knows he should have avoided that one.
Trounvouche connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice leg kick from Trounvouche, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Trounvouche is just out of range.#T1#
Dinglestomper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab to the body
and Trounvouche counters with a stiff right hand.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper lands a lovely overhand right.
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Trounvouche staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Trounvouche moves out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with the combination.
Trounvouche throws a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Trounvouche moves out of range of the body kick from Dinglestomper.
Trounvouche ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Trounvouche moved away.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper takes one to the chin there.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Trounvouche's legs.
Trounvouche tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Trounvouche moved out of range.
Dinglestomper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Trounvouche rather than just go for the knockout.
Trounvouche takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T2#
Dinglestomper misses with a hook.
Trounvouche moves out of range of the body kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Trounvouche thows a body kick. Dinglestomper tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Dinglestomper throws a series of punches but Trounvouche avoids them all with ease.
Trounvouche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Trounvouche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Trounvouche lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dinglestomper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Trounvouche sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Trounvouche does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper motions for Trounvouche to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Trounvouche is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Trounvouche moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper misses the body punch
and Trounvouche counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dinglestomper thinking.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Trounvouche with the inside leg kick. #T3#
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trounvouche was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Trounvouche manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Trounvouche swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trounvouche looks to land a body kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
Trounvouche keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Trounvouche misses its target.
Trounvouche shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dinglestomper only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Trounvouche checks it well.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Trounvouche.
Trounvouche lunges at Dinglestomper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dinglestomper's hand.
Dinglestomper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
As Dinglestomper backs away, Trounvouche returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Trounvouche throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Trounvouche.
Trounvouche misses the jab.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick aimed at Trounvouche's knee but Trounvouche avoids it well. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Dinglestomper has Trounvouche pressed against the cage. #T4#
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Trounvouche blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trounvouche goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Trounvouche throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trounvouche.
Trounvouche is working Dinglestomper over against the cage.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Trounvouche avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Trounvouche has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Trounvouche or not.
Nice body punch from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Trounvouche lands a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Trounvouche tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Trounvouche bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Trounvouche tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Trounvouche lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
Trounvouche throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Trounvouche is looking to chop away at Dinglestomper's legs.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trounvouche manages to avoid it.
Trounvouche throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trounvouche manages to avoid it.
Trounvouche swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dinglestomper lands a lovely overhand right.
Trounvouche misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper throws a solid leg kick but Trounvouche takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dinglestomper.#CL2#
Dinglestomper forces Trounvouche back against the cage and clinches.#T1#
Dinglestomper is looking to break free of the clinch but Trounvouche has double underhooks.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
A short body shot lands from Dinglestomper as the two fighters clinch.
Trounvouche tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Trounvouche swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Trounvouche blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper is trying to maintain a safe position but Trounvouche gets an underhook and turns Dinglestomper into the cage.
Dinglestomper wants to stall. #BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks from the clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that Trounvouche avoids nicely.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a two punch combination.
Trounvouche is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Trounvouche looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Trounvouche throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
Trounvouche throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Trounvouche stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T2#
Trounvouche fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Trounvouche misses the jab.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.
Trounvouche lands a nice looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body. Trounvouche takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Trounvouche connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Trounvouche ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trounvouche.
Azacca Trounvouche is winning the standup battle so far.
Trounvouche jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Trounvouche steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Trounvouche with a nice cross.
Trounvouche connects with a nice looking jab.
Dinglestomper thumps Trounvouche with a low kick.
Dinglestomper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Trounvouche circles away quickly and effectively.
Trounvouche connects with a body shot.
Trounvouche blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper swinging wildly here.
Trounvouche was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T3#
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Trounvouche takes a step back to recover.
Trounvouche defending well as Dinglestomper loads up on a big left hand.
Trounvouche connects with a looping right hand.
Trounvouche misses with a looping left.
Trounvouche looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Trounvouche throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Trounvouche loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Trounvouche.
Trounvouche throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Trounvouche is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dinglestomper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Trounvouche to score with a decent uppercut.
Trounvouche moves out of range of the strikes.
Trounvouche lands a jab to Dinglestomper's midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trounvouche looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dinglestomper misses with a few strikes there. #T4#
Dinglestomper defending well as Trounvouche loads up on a big left hand.
Trounvouche with a nice calf kick.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Trounvouche uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trounvouche keeps the fight on the outside.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trounvouche.
Trounvouche lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
Trounvouche moves forwards but Dinglestomper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Trounvouche throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Trounvouche strikes.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Trounvouche tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Trounvouche ducked under it nicely.
Trounvouche lands a nice shot that snaps Dinglestomper's head back.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Trounvouche swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Trounvouche moves out of range of the leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Trounvouche blocks it.
Trounvouche cracks Dinglestomper with a right hand to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Azacca Trounvouche will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Trounvouche half committed to a counter leg kick.
Trounvouche moves out of range of the body kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
Trounvouche on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper obviously looking to wear him down.
Dinglestomper wants to slow Trounvouche down by chopping away at his legs.
A slapping body kick lands there for Trounvouche.
A head kick by Dinglestomper misses
and Trounvouche counters with a low kick, right behind Dinglestomper 's knee.
Trounvouche throws a body shot but no joy.
Trounvouche wants to slow Dinglestomper down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice straight punches there by Trounvouche. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Trounvouche.
Trounvouche throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trounvouche scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
Trounvouche looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking body shot.
Dinglestomper connects with a nice looking jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Trounvouche's leg but Trounvouche calmly moves out of range.
Trounvouche misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Trounvouche tries to score with a low kick but Dinglestomper moves his leg out of the way.
Trounvouche keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Trounvouche throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T1#
Trounvouche throws out a leg kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range and Trounvouche only half commits.
Dinglestomper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Trounvouche on the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws an off balance right hand
enabling Trounvouche to counter with a crisp jab.
A clash of legs there as Dinglestomper blocks the low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild combination.
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Trounvouche checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A low kick lands for Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Trounvouche can pounce on him.
Trounvouche looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper is looking to land body kicks.
Trounvouche is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Nice shot by Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for a 1-2. Dinglestomper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Trounvouche misses with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Jab by Trounvouche.#T2#
Trounvouche on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Trounvouche takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper throws an overhand right that lands on Trounvouche's shoulder, as Trounvouche tries to avoid the shot.
Trounvouche appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Trounvouche lands a jab to the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dinglestomper. That's going to slow Trounvouche down.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
Trounvouche uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Trounvouche takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Trounvouche with a body shot.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Trounvouche moved out of range.
Trounvouche swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trounvouche getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Trounvouche sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Trounvouche stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Trounvouche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Despite the aggression on Dinglestomper's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T3#
Trounvouche with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper closes the distance but Trounvouche moves to the side
and Trounvouche counters with an outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Trounvouche sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Trounvouche swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper feints a jab promting Trounvouche to slip. Dinglestomper then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Trounvouche slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Trounvouche was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dinglestomper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook
and Trounvouche counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trounvouche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with an uppercut. Trounvouche saw that one coming.
Trounvouche avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Trounvouche sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper defending well as Trounvouche loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Trounvouche avoids it.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Trounvouche moves away.
Trounvouche throwing a counter right hand but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Trounvouche lands a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into Trounvouche's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#T4#
Decent striking displayed by Trounvouche there.
Dinglestomper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Trounvouche lands a jab to the nose.
Dinglestomper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trounvouche.
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Trounvouche can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Trounvouche finds it's way round the side to connect with Dinglestomper's head.
Dinglestomper tries to land a leg kick but Trounvouche saw it coming and moves away.
Trounvouche checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
An inside leg kick from Dinglestomper misses.
Trounvouche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That kick from Dinglestomper tenderised Trounvouche's leg. Trounvouche is trying to keep his angry face on.
Trounvouche keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Trounvouche throws a solid leg kick but Dinglestomper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Trounvouche.
Trounvouche pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Trounvouche was well out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Trounvouche. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Trounvouche.

And that's the end of the fight!
Azacca Trounvouche showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Trounvouche has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Azacca Trounvouche!

An out of breath Azacca Trounvouche thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: CFC 498: Nagasaki v Saggy D     
Date:   Jul 09, 2022
#R1#
Nagasaki changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dinglestomper tries to avoid it but Nagasaki manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dinglestomper to the ground. Dinglestomper escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nagasaki was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Nagasaki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nagasaki.
Dinglestomper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body punch from Nagasaki.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
A jab from Dinglestomper misses. #TD#
Nagasaki shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Dinglestomper napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dinglestomper avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Nagasaki.
Dinglestomper stops Nagasaki from passing to mount.
Dinglestomper is trying to get back to his feet.
Nagasaki in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Dinglestomper is not content to let Nagasaki control the position.
I wouldn't like to be where Dinglestomper is right now. #T1#
Nagasaki trying to control the position but Dinglestomper is working away.
Nagasaki in side control lands a decent elbow.
Dinglestomper prevents Nagasaki from moving into mount.
Nagasaki throws an elbow but Dinglestomper slips to the side and avoids it well.
Dinglestomper stops Nagasaki from passing to mount.
Nagasaki working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Nagasaki trying to control the position but Dinglestomper is working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2##SUB#
Nagasaki is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Dinglestomper knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Nagasaki has hold of Dinglestomper's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Dinglestomper tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Nagasaki cranks the arm and Dinglestomper screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Dinglestomper, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Yuro Nagasaki!
Yuro Nagasaki retains his featherweight title!
After winning the bout, Yuro Nagasaki thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: CFC 487: Tiotio v Neves     
Date:   May 29, 2022
#R1#
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Jones.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper lands with a slapping head kick.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Jones has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Jones checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jones catches Dinglestomper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T1#
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Jones.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot that snaps Jones's head back.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Jones looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dinglestomper fakes the leg kick and cracks Jones in the body.
Jones avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Dinglestomper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper misses with a body kick.
Jones looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Jab from Dinglestomper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jones avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Jones tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#T2#
Jones looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Dinglestomper cracks Jones with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dinglestomper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jones with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Jones. #CL2#
Jones clinches up with Dinglestomper and pushes him back against the cage.
Jones misses with a knee to the head.
Jones scores with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones is stalling here.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper presses Jones against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch. #T3#
Jones looking to slow down the pace here.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Jones.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones missing with knees to the body.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Jones.
Jones lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Dinglestomper gets through Jones's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jones using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dinglestomper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T4#
Jones throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dinglestomper blocks it with crossed arms.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Jones tries a knee to the head but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Jones misses with some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dinglestomper lands with a short shot to the head.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Jones blocks it. #BC#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Decent striking displayed by Jones there.
Jones cracks Dinglestomper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Both fighters circling a little - Jones finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Jones tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Dinglestomper sees coming a mile off.
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper thows a leg kick but Jones checks it
and Jones cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Jones misses with a body shot. #T1#
Dinglestomper scores with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
A nice leg kick from Dinglestomper, right into the meat of the thigh.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
As Jones backs away, Dinglestomper returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Jones swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Jones's leg but Jones calmly moves out of range.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Jones misses with a looping left.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.#T2#
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper lands a head shot.
Nice body kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with a decent looking hook.
Dinglestomper catches Jones with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Jones takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper with a hook.
Dinglestomper cracks Jones with a good jab.
Jones blocks a jab.
A jab from Jones misses.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Dinglestomper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jones stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T3#
Jones takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jones throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.
Jones raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper cracks Jones with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jones throws a leg kick that misses.
Jab by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Jones swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dinglestomper.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Jones takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Jones lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased. #T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jones has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper cracks a nice hook into Jones's ribs.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Dinglestomper.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It appears Dinglestomper was looking to counter with a kick there.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dinglestomper swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dinglestomper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jones takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#TD2#
Jones closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Dinglestomper to the mat! Dinglestomper manages to get full guard.
Dinglestomper working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.
Jones trying to control but Dinglestomper is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice strike.
Jones thuds his right hand into Dinglestomper's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Jones sizes up Dinglestomper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jones has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Jones.
Dinglestomper misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper fakes the leg kick and cracks Jones in the body. #T1#
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper ducks right into an uppercut from Jones.
Jones blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
A jab from Jones misses.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with an uppercut.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jones has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice jab there from Dinglestomper.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dinglestomper tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A quick step to the side and Dinglestomper tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Jones.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jones.
Jones cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Jones throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jones lands a front kick.
Jones goes for a double leg but Dinglestomper avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Dinglestomper continues to drive forward.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dinglestomper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dinglestomper clobbers Jones with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jones checks a leg kick.
Jones steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Jones has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Dinglestomper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dinglestomper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jones throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.#T3#
Jones gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jones closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dinglestomper circles away.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Jones looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dinglestomper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Jones counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jones tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper. #CL2#
Dinglestomper gets tackled into the cage by Jones. Jones maintains the clinch.
Jones missing with knees to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones working aggressively here.
Jones blocking some punches. #BC#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Jones swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a head kick. That will keep Jones thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Jones moves into the clinch.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Jones.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Jones avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
Dingleberry Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Jones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones missing with knees to the body.
Jones holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dinglestomper works on Jones's body with a couple of short punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dinglestomper, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

A very excited looking Saggy Dinglestomper rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: CFC 478: Crenshaw v Horiguchi     
Date:   Apr 30, 2022
#R1#
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bang.
A low kick lands for Bang.
Bang misses with a straight right.
Bang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've been informed that Dinglestomper has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bang misses with a low kick.
Bang throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Bang.
Bang lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bang throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bang dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dinglestomper. That did some damage!
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bang can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bang is looking to clinch but Dinglestomper is avoiding it.
Dinglestomper with a nice cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bang scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Bang moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper tries to bum rush Bang with a series of wild strikes but Bang uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dinglestomper avoids a punch combination nicely.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T1#
Bang lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Bang.
Dinglestomper throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Bang counter with a right hand.
Bang walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bang does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Bang moves out of range easily.
Decent striking displayed by Dinglestomper there.
Bang keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bang is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
Bang scores with a jab to the head.
Bang on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bang dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bang changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bang just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dinglestomper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bang tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T2#
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've been told by Bang's head coaches at Heavy Metal that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bang.
Bang just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
As Dinglestomper looks to move away, Bang throws a big counter combo but Dinglestomper just gets out of the way.
Bang pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dinglestomper back to the cage. Bang follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Bang on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dinglestomper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bang. Bang obviously looking to wear him down.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bang.
Bang stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bang moves away.
Dinglestomper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Good shot there by Bang.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Bang.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bang cracks Dinglestomper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bang scores with a shot to the body. #T3#
Bang scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bang moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Bang throwing a counter right hand but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Bang throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bang tries to close the distance and clinch but Dinglestomper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bang tries to clinch there but Dinglestomper circles away.
Bang tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Bang.
Bang finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dinglestomper let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bang.
Bang ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper feints a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bang's hands.
Dinglestomper throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bang throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bang's head backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a shot to the body.
Bang has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dinglestomper finds it's way round the side to connect with Bang's head.
Bang scores with a nice right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper misses with an uppercut.
Bang throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
A low kick from Dinglestomper is predictable there
enabling Bang to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
Bang throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bang scores with the left hand. Dinglestomper knows he should have avoided that one.
Bang is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bang connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dinglestomper throws a wild body kick that Bang sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dinglestomper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Dinglestomper misses the target.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Bang moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bang.
Bang throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Bang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bang swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick that knocks Bang off balance momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bang tries a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Bang looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Bang lands with a cross.
Jab, jab by Dinglestomper - just one landing.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lemmy Bang will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Bang tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bang works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bang throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Bang looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the head.
Dinglestomper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Bang does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Bang counter with a right hand.
Dinglestomper lands with a slapping head kick.
Bang fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that Bang semi-blocks.
Dinglestomper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper walks into a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bang.
Bang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dinglestomper.
Bang uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dinglestomper.
Bang scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bang looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.#T1#
Bang misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Bang staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bang throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bang misses with a wild body shot.
Bang connects with a single shot there.
Bang takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bang drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bang takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bang slips under a jab.
Bang swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lemmy Bang is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Bang.
Bang connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bang on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper obviously looking to wear him down.
Dinglestomper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A cross from Bang lands.
Bang scores with a hook to the body. Dinglestomper takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Bang.
Bang will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dinglestomper has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dinglestomper there as he acknowledges the shot.#T2#
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bang.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Bang moved away.
Bang chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bang ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Bang throwing a counter right hand but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bang. That's going to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper thumps Bang with a low kick.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Bang.
Dinglestomper lands a nice hook to Bang's body. Bang takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bang blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Bang was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bang misses with a wild body shot.
A good leg kick by Bang.
Bang scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nice uppercut there from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws out a powerful jab.
Bang throws a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there. #T3#
Bang takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bang avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Bang swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
It looked like Bang wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Decent striking displayed by Bang there.
Dinglestomper jabs Bang right on the nose. Bang blinks but takes it well.
Bang throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper feints a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bang misses with a low kick.
Bang throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That kick from Bang tenderised Dinglestomper's leg. Dinglestomper is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bang swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bang fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bang manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Bang on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dinglestomper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bang lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bang uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dinglestomper has time to react.#T4#
Bang keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That kick from Dinglestomper tenderised Bang's leg. Bang is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bang misses with a looping left.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dinglestomper! But no joy.
Bang missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bang stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bang takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bang connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dinglestomper's hands.
Bang is looking to chop away at Dinglestomper's legs.
A bone on bone clash there as Dinglestomper blocks the leg kick.
Bang misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Bang throws a chopping leg kick but Dinglestomper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bang keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dinglestomper. That's going to slow Bang down.
Bang just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Bang moves out of range.
Bang looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Bang's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Bang.
A punch combination from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper lands with an uppercut that bounces Bang off the cage and back into range.
Good work by Bang as he checks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Bang.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Bang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Bang misses the jab.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick!
Bang throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bang's knee momentarily.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Bang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dinglestomper. Bang shrugs it off though.
Dinglestomper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bang circles away quickly and effectively.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Bang.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bang pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T1#
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bang.
Bang scores with a punch to the head.
Bang chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dinglestomper can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bang throwing a counter right hand but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Bang misses the shot to the body.
Bang scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bang.
Dinglestomper feints a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Bang moved out of range.
Bang misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Bang throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bang lands the left hand.
Bang wants to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
That kick from Dinglestomper tenderised Bang's leg. Bang is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bang loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Dinglestomper cracks Bang with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bang wants to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper walks into a left hand.
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.#T2#
Dinglestomper thumps Bang with a low kick.
Bang fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper cracks a nice hook into Bang's ribs.
Bang fails in his attempt to clinch.
A punch combination from Bang misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bang lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dinglestomper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dinglestomper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bang on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dinglestomper throws out a powerful jab.
Dinglestomper looks to throw the jab but Bang is out of range.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Bang moved out of range.
Bang keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A big left from Bang misses.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Bang.
Bang misses with a head kick.
Bang moves out of range of the body kick.
Bang lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dinglestomper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bang on the side of the head.
Dinglestomper dips to his left and cracks Bang with an uppercut!
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bang.#T3#
Bang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Bang fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bang checks it well.
Bang scores with a one two! Dinglestomper had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bang takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bang throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a body kick.
Bang scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bang scores with a decent looking hook.
Bang lands with a nice combination. Dinglestomper backs away looking to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bang scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bang.
Dinglestomper lands with a right hand.
Bang throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot. #T4#
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Bang moves out of range.
Bang lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bang uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dinglestomper has time to react.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Bang loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bang.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bang.
Bang does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bang fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bang scores with a nice head shot.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bang just misses with a punch to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bang looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lemmy Bang.
Well Bang has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: C90: Kahn vs. Haskins 2     
Date:   Mar 19, 2022
#R1#
Dinglestomper is looking to clinch but Corassa is avoiding it.
It looked like Corassa wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Corassa misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Corassa checks a leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Corassa misses the target.
Dinglestomper lands with a hook. Corassa tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Corassa throws a body shot but no joy.
Corassa throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Corassa throws a big shot that misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Dinglestomper misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Corassa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper takes one to the chin there.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Corassa manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Corassa throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Corassa prevents Dinglestomper from breaking the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Corassa controls the action.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Corassa blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Corassa.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Corassa creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Corassa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Corassa blocks it.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Corassa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Corassa lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Corassa.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Corassa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Corassa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Corassa lands a nice shot to the body.
Corassa lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper cracks Corassa with a nice body shot.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Corassa lands a hook that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Corassa softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Corassa struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands. #T2#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
A right handed body shot lands from Corassa.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dinglestomper.
Corassa tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
We've been informed that Dinglestomper has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dinglestomper works on Corassa's body with a couple of short punches.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Corassa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Corassa.
Corassa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Corassa lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Corassa misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Corassa struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Corassa blocks an uppercut.
Corassa misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Corassa scores with a nice short uppercut.
Corassa misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Corassa lands a right hand. #T3#
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Corassa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Corassa creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Corassa blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Corassa digs a right hand underneath Dinglestomper's ribcage. Dinglestomper let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Corassa misses with a punch on the inside.
Corassa lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Good body shot from Corassa. #BC2#
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch up but Corassa keeps it at a distance.
Corassa was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Corassa scores with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Corassa sees it coming and moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Corassa misses the target.
Corassa throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Corassa throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T4#
Corassa lands a high kick!
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Corassa is out of range.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Corassa moved out of range.
Corassa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dinglestomper throws out the jab.
Dinglestomper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Corassa is looking to slow Dinglestomper down with leg kicks.
Corassa moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Corassa fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That kick from Corassa tenderised Dinglestomper's leg. Dinglestomper is trying to keep his angry face on.
Good standup being displayed there by Dinglestomper as he connects with a hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Corassa throws a body punch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Corassa misses with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper feints a counter leg kick.
Corassa takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Corassa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Corassa attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Eduardo Corassa will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Corassa jabs at Dinglestomper's body.
Dinglestomper shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Corassa throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Some bone on bone action there as Corassa checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Corassa is looking to score with low kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Corassa misses the target.
Dinglestomper tests Corassa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Corassa throws a nice looking combination but Dinglestomper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dinglestomper defending well as Corassa loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper lands with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Corassa's front leg but catches the back leg as Corassa tries to avoid it.
Corassa keeps the fight on the outside.
A nice leg kick from Corassa, right into the meat of the thigh.
Corassa seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Corassa takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Corassa throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but Corassa is having none of it.
Dinglestomper wants to slow Corassa down by chopping away at his legs.
A little feinted left hand from Corassa on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Good work by Corassa as he checks the leg kick.
Corassa appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#T1#
Corassa throws a looping overhand right but Dinglestomper ducks down to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Dinglestomper misses the target.
Corassa throwing a counter right hand but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Corassa moves out of range.
Corassa misses with a straight left. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and pushes Corassa back into the cage.
Corassa blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
A short right from Corassa on the inside.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Corassa.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Corassa lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Corassa lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Corassa fails to land.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Corassa backwards.
Corassa misses with a punch to the body.
Corassa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Corassa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Corassa working aggressively here. #T2#
Corassa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Eduardo Corassa has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A hook to the body from Corassa.
Corassa takes a shot to the head.
Corassa makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Corassa prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Corassa blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Corassa's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Corassa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Corassa blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Corassa prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
A right hand to the body from Corassa.
Still in the clinch, Corassa scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Corassa avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Corassa swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside. #T3#
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Corassa scores with a shoulder strike.
Corassa tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Corassa back against the cage.
Corassa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Corassa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Corassa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Corassa tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Corassa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Corassa tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Corassa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Corassa lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Corassa misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Corassa connects with an inside leg kick.#CL2#
Corassa gets tackled into the cage by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper maintains the clinch.
Corassa scores with a nice hook to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Corassa can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Corassa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Corassa controls the action. #T4#
Corassa lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Corassa lands with a right to the head.
Corassa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Corassa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
A short body shot lands from Corassa as the two fighters clinch.
Corassa tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Corassa tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Corassa misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Corassa controls the action.
Corassa blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Corassa can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Corassa stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Corassa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Corassa lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper has had enough of the clinch but Corassa keeps him there for the moment.
Corassa is leaning against Dinglestomper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dinglestomper is breathing heavily.
Corassa tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Corassa back against the cage.
Corassa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Corassa.
Corassa lands with a left to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Eduardo Corassa dominated that second round.
That's time! Corassa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Corassa on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Corassa throws a head kick that misses.
Corassa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Corassa lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Corassa manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper tests Corassa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Corassa.
A clash of legs there as Corassa blocks the low kick.
It looked like Corassa wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Corassa lands a nice hook to Dinglestomper's body. Dinglestomper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Corassa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Corassa blocks the leg kick.
Corassa with the inside leg kick.
Corassa fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the body
and Corassa counters with a straight right hand.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper fails in his attempt to clinch. #T1#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Corassa moved out of range.
Corassa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper blocks a head kick by Corassa.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Corassa can pounce on him. #CL2#
Dinglestomper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Corassa, pushing him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Corassa swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Corassa misses with the head strike.
Corassa blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Corassa scores with a hook to the body.
Corassa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dinglestomper can do to turn this around?
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper gets through Corassa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Corassa tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Eduardo Corassa is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Corassa blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Corassa controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Corassa.
Corassa keeps control of Dinglestomper as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Corassa backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Corassa blocking some punches.
Corassa lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Corassa avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Corassa controls the action.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Corassa.
Corassa pushes Dinglestomper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Corassa prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Corassa working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper is trying to push Corassa away but Corassa has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, Corassa scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Corassa fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Good standup being displayed there by Dinglestomper as he connects with a hook.#T4#
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Corassa checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Corassa lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dinglestomper's sensitive parts.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Corassa counters with a low kick, right behind Dinglestomper 's knee.
Corassa fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Corassa just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping body kick lands there for Corassa.
A jab lands there for Corassa.
Corassa with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Corassa paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Corassa tried to counter with a leg kick but Dinglestomper avoided it.
Good exchange - Corassa coming out on top.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick
enabling Corassa to counter with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Corassa counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A slapping leg kick lands for Corassa.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Corassa throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dinglestomper on the side of the head.
Corassa scores with a push kick.
Corassa steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eduardo Corassa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Corassa has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eduardo Corassa!

A relieved looking Eduardo Corassa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: C86: Bobblehead vs. Bangin     
Date:   Feb 20, 2022
#R1#
Dinglestomper takes one to the side of the head.
Demenok misses with a body kick.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Demenok wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Demenok chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Demenok misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Demenok.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Demenok's front leg but catches the back leg as Demenok tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Demenok.
Demenok finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Demenok.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Demenok moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Demenok seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Demenok attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Good standup being displayed there by Dinglestomper as he connects with a hook.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL#
Demenok has managed to clinch.
Demenok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Demenok backwards.
Demenok lands with a light punch inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch. #T1#
Demenok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dinglestomper is trying to push Demenok away but Demenok has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Demenok working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Demenok.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Demenok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Demenok lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Demenok.
Demenok lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Demenok works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Demenok tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Demenok back against the cage.
Demenok blocks an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Demenok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch. #T2#
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Demenok.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Demenok pushes Dinglestomper back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Demenok - that landed with a thud.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head. #BC#
Demenok pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Demenok takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Demenok moved away.
Demenok throws a solid leg kick but Dinglestomper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Demenok avoids it easily.
Demenok shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dinglestomper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Demenok at a distance.
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Demenok checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dinglestomper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Demenok throws out the jab.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Demenok was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Demenok feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper tries to move into range but Demenok moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T3#
Demenok misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A clash of legs there as Demenok blocks the low kick.#CL#
Demenok instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand.
Dinglestomper is leaning against Demenok and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Demenok.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Demenok struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Demenok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Demenok misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Demenok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Demenok.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Demenok seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Dinglestomper can turn it around.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper. #T4#
Demenok lands with a right to the head. #CUT#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Demenok misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper lands with a short shot to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Demenok lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Demenok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Demenok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Demenok throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Demenok is looking to slow Dinglestomper down with leg kicks.
Demenok delivers a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Demenok moves out of range.
Demenok with a jab.
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Demenok blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Demenok.
Demenok connects with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Demenok misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rukter Demenok will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's time! Demenok's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Dinglestomper tries to clinch there but Demenok circles away.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Demenok throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick from Demenok.
Demenok explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper loads up on a big right hand but Demenok slips the punch.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Demenok.
Demenok scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Demenok avoids it.
Demenok bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Demenok appears to be looking for a big counter.
Demenok is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Demenok connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs. #T1#
Demenok tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Demenok dips to his left and cracks Dinglestomper with an uppercut!
A big left from Demenok misses.
Demenok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Demenok avoids it.
Demenok connects with a solid leg kick.
Demenok misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Demenok darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper walks into a straight right hand from Demenok.
Dinglestomper fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Demenok is just out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Demenok throws a leg kick which misses Dinglestomper's front leg but catches the back leg as Dinglestomper tries to avoid it.
Demenok misses with a lunging right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Dinglestomper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
A left hand lands to the body for Dinglestomper. #T2#
Demenok lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok taking a breather.
Demenok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Demenok uses good head movement to avoid it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Demenok can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Demenok lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Demenok makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Demenok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Demenok prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper. #BC#
Demenok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Demenok connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Demenok throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Good work by Dinglestomper as he checks the leg kick.
Demenok throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Demenok scores with a jab to the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Demenok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Demenok moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Demenok's head.#T3#
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that Demenok avoids nicely.
The fighters circling - Demenok throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Demenok moves out of range.
Demenok goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Demenok avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Demenok ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Demenok feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Demenok looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper avoids a kick to the body.
Demenok throws a nice inside leg kick. #CL2#
Dinglestomper has closed the distance and engaged Demenok in a clinch.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Demenok looking to slow down the pace here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Demenok.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Dinglestomper as the two fighters clinch.
Demenok digs a right hand underneath Dinglestomper's ribcage. Dinglestomper let out a lung full of air as it connected.#T4#
Demenok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Demenok tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Demenok back against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Demenok.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Demenok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Demenok fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Demenok blocks it.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Demenok misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Demenok misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Demenok.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Demenok lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
Demenok lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rukter Demenok dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
A punch lands to the side of Dinglestomper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Demenok throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.
Rukter Demenok is winning the standup battle so far.
Demenok displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dinglestomper throws out the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Demenok on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A leg kick checked by Dinglestomper.
Demenok checks a leg kick nicely.
Dinglestomper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Demenok tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Dinglestomper manages to circle out of the way.
Demenok swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dinglestomper.#CL2#
Dinglestomper instigates a clinch.
A body shot lands from Demenok.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Demenok. #BC#
Demenok breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Demenok lands a nice hook to Dinglestomper's body. Dinglestomper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Demenok moves away.
Demenok turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Demenok is just out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but Demenok is having none of it.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Demenok walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dinglestomper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. #T1#
Demenok fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Demenok throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Demenok throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Demenok misses with a body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Demenok. That's going to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Demenok moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Demenok moves out of range of the strikes.
Demenok connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Demenok moves out of range.
Dinglestomper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dinglestomper swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Demenok blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A lazy left from Dinglestomper finds it's target.#T2#
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Demenok scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A shot to the liver by Demenok. Beautiful body shot.
Donk. Demenok catches Dinglestomper right on the button with a cross.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. #CL#
Demenok instigates a clinch.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Demenok throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper needs to keep his hands up - Demenok had a free shot at his head there.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Demenok.
Demenok connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Demenok punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.#CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Demenok misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Demenok's elbow.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Demenok is trying to push Dinglestomper away but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Dinglestomper.
Rukter Demenok is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand into Demenok's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Demenok's gas tank.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Demenok backwards.
Demenok tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Demenok misses with a hook to the ribs.
Demenok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Demenok blocking some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T4##BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nice cross by Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the side of Demenok's head but Demenok sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Demenok works the jab nicely.
Demenok fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Demenok throws a quick counter kick to the body but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Demenok catches Dinglestomper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and pushes Demenok back into the cage.
Demenok lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
Dinglestomper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Demenok has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Demenok uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Demenok controls his hands.
Demenok misses with a hook from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rukter Demenok.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Demenok, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Rukter Demenok!

A relieved looking Rukter Demenok thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: C83: Haskins vs. Kahn     
Date:   Jan 29, 2022
#R1#
Kenobi with a nice cross.
Kenobi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kenobi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kenobi with a hook.
Kenobi throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kenobi misses with the combination.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Obi Wan Kenobi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper connects with a high kick.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kenobi swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kenobi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A cross from Kenobi lands.
Kenobi lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kenobi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A slow jab from Kenobi misses its intended target.
An inside leg kick from Dinglestomper misses.
Kenobi blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Kenobi.
Kenobi swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Kenobi misses with a double jab
and Dinglestomper counters with a body kick that stops Kenobi in his tracks momentarily.
Kenobi is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Kenobi throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Kenobi misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kenobi with a body shot.
Kenobi cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Kenobi.
Kenobi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kenobi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A left lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kenobi paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A combination from Kenobi does no damage.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kenobi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick from Kenobi misses.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kenobi.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kenobi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dinglestomper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dinglestomper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kenobi avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#T2#
Kenobi misses with a two punch combination.
Dinglestomper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dinglestomper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Kenobi.
Kenobi blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Good exchange - Kenobi coming out on top.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kenobi scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Kenobi's front leg but catches the back leg as Kenobi tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that Kenobi avoids nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Kenobi on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dinglestomper fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kenobi moves away.
A jab from Kenobi misses.
Kenobi throws a series of strikes that have Dinglestomper backpedaling.
Kenobi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kenobi's corner calls for a 1-2. Kenobi obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kenobi swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T3#
Kenobi cracks Dinglestomper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kenobi takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
An inside leg kick from Kenobi misses.
Kenobi looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kenobi pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#CL2#
Dinglestomper clinches up against the cage.
Kenobi takes a shot to the head.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kenobi blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Kenobi pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinglestomper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Kenobi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper slows down the pace here.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kenobi working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kenobi throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kenobi lands a left hand. #T4#
Dinglestomper takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Kenobi lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper cracks Kenobi with a nice body shot.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kenobi backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kenobi backwards. #BC2#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kenobi throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Kenobi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kenobi is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kenobi tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Kenobi misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper cracks a nice hook into Kenobi's ribs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kenobi throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a right hand to the body.
Kenobi swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kenobi.
Kenobi throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Kenobi is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Kenobi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Obi Wan Kenobi will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Kenobi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kenobi rather than just go for the knockout.
Kenobi avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Kenobi is out of range.
Kenobi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is looking to clinch.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kenobi misses with a low kick.
Kenobi misses with a low kick.
Obi Wan Kenobi is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kenobi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Kenobi is just out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kenobi scores with a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Kenobi is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper connects with a right hand. Kenobi shakes it off.
Dinglestomper cracks Kenobi with an open hand slap.#T1#
Nice straight punches there by Kenobi. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kenobi.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Kenobi was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dinglestomper throws the left hand but Kenobi avoids the punch easily.
Kenobi throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fighters circling - Kenobi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Kenobi strikes.
Dinglestomper doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kenobi misses with a straight right.
Kenobi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Kenobi.
The fighters circling - Kenobi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Some bone on bone action there as Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kenobi with a body shot.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Kenobi tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kenobi misses with a looping left.#T2#
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Kenobi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kenobi darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kenobi misses with a straight left.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kenobis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A big right from Kenobi misses.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kenobi misses with a looping right.
Dinglestomper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kenobi's head.
Kenobi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper lands a front kick.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kenobi.
Kenobi throws a big shot that misses.
Kenobi misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kenobi.#T3#
Kenobi misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper blocks the body kick.
Kenobi throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kenobi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kenobi throws a right hand that misses
and Dinglestomper makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Kenobi really felt that one!
A good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
An inside leg kick from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kenobi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick. Kenobi smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dinglestomper lands a nice hook to Kenobi's body. Kenobi takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the head.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kenobi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kenobi misses with a left hand
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Kenobi has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.#T4#
Kenobi connects with a body shot.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kenobi.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kenobi.
Kenobi throws a shot to the body.
Kenobi looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kenobi staying out of range there.
An attempted straight right counter from Kenobi misses the target.
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A big left from Kenobi misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Kenobi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dinglestomper looks to throw the jab but Kenobi is out of range.
Kenobi will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Kenobi.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Kenobi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kenobi.
Kenobi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Kenobi walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dinglestomper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kenobi moves out of range of the leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Kenobi misses with a looping left.
Kenobi lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Kenobi misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kenobi ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Kenobi connects with a solid leg kick.
Dinglestomper cracks a nice hook into Kenobi's ribs.
Kenobi takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kenobi paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Kenobi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kenobi was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.#T1#
Kenobi throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Kenobi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kenobi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dinglestomper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dinglestomper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It looked like Kenobi was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kenobi.
Kenobi lands a slapping body shot.
Kenobi scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kenobi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kenobi blocks a jab.
Kenobi misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kenobi takes a step back to recover.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kenobi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Kenobi's belly button to the back.
A low kick lands for Kenobi. #T2#
A telegraphed right hand from Kenobi misses the target.
Kenobi misses with a two punch combination.
Nice uppercut lands for Dinglestomper. That snapped Kenobi's head back.
Nice body kick from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper defending well as Kenobi loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dinglestomper stuns Kenobi with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Kenobi throws a body kick.
Kenobi looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
A big right from Kenobi misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dinglestomper! But no joy.
Nice shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kenobi can pounce on him.
Kenobi scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kenobi looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Kenobi moves out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dinglestomper digs a good hook to Kenobi's body. #T3#
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kenobi scores with a nice head shot.
Kenobi throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Kenobi.
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Kenobi's legs.
Kenobi misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Kenobi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kenobi.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kenobi thows a left - swing and a miss!
A left lands for Kenobi.
Dinglestomper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kenobi misses the jab.
Kenobi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kenobi throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Kenobi throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kenobi checks it well.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kenobi. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kenobi throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Kenobi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kenobi throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kenobi manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that misses.
A slow jab from Kenobi misses its intended target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kenobi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dinglestomper lands with a hook. Kenobi tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kenobi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kenobi takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kenobi looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Obi Wan Kenobi.
I think Kenobi has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 29:28
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 29:28
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Obi Wan Kenobi!

Obi Wan Kenobi very nearly forgot to thank Carnage Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: C80: Alyoshin vs. Muller 2     
Date:   Jan 08, 2022
#R1##CL2#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch successfully.
Chaplin has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Chaplin.
Chaplin works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chaplin misses with a punch to the body.
Chaplin gets through Dinglestomper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chaplin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses. #TD#
Chaplin is trying to trip Dinglestomper. He has hold of a leg but Dinglestomper is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Chaplin persists though and gets the takedown into guard.

Dinglestomper pushes Chaplin off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chaplin throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Chaplin throws a body shot but no joy. #CL2#
Chaplin tries to keep at a distance but Dinglestomper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chaplin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#BC2#
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinglestomper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jab, jab by Dinglestomper - just one landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Chaplin misses the target.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Chaplin on the side of the head.
Chaplin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dinglestomper. That did some damage!
Chaplin avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.#T1#
A jab from Chaplin misses.
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Chaplin is out of range.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Chaplin checks it well.
Chaplin looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Chaplin throws out a leg kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range and Chaplin only half commits.
Dinglestomper connects with a nice looking jab.
Dinglestomper scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Chaplin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Chaplin.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Chaplin moved away.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chaplin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chaplin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Chaplin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Chaplin throws a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Dinglestomper circles away from the clinch attempt. #T2#
Chaplin takes one to the chin there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Chaplin misses with a body shot. #TD#
Chaplin is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Dinglestomper's half guard.
Chaplin throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dinglestomper is looking for a sweep. Chaplin is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Chaplin seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Chaplin trying to control the pace.
Dinglestomper tries to get to full guard but Chaplin has control of the leg.
Chaplin seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dinglestomper does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Dinglestomper tries to roll over but Chaplin keeps him under control.
Dinglestomper gets full guard.#T3#
Dinglestomper controls Chaplin momentarily but Chaplin frees himself.
Dinglestomper keeping full guard, as Chaplin tries to pass.
Dinglestomper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dinglestomper looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to his feet but Chaplin is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dinglestomper wants to sweep but no luck.
Chaplin trying to control but Dinglestomper is working from the bottom.
Chaplin looking to pass the guard.
Dinglestomper is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Chaplin is controlling him. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Chaplin cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Chaplin moves out of range.
Chaplin scores with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL2#
Dinglestomper clinches up with Chaplin and pushes him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Chaplin scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Chaplin tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Chaplin back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Chaplin - that landed with a thud.
Chaplin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chaplin lands a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chaplin's elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Chaplin avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
A low kick lands for Chaplin. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and pushes Chaplin back into the cage.
Chaplin struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chaplin lands a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A hook to the body from Chaplin.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper gets underhooks to prevent Chaplin's takedown attempt.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Chaplin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chaplin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chaplin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper gets through Chaplin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T1#
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Chaplin controls his hands.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Chaplin.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chaplin throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin throws a head punch that misses.
Chaplin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Chaplin controls the action.
Chaplin blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch. #BC2#
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chaplin cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Donk. Chaplin catches Dinglestomper right on the button with a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chaplin looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Chaplin does a little dance to reset his feet.#T2#
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Chaplin's ribcage but misses.
Chaplin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Chaplin doesn't manage to clinch there - Dinglestomper circles away.
Chaplin throws a lazy uppercut
and Dinglestomper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chaplin chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chaplin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Chaplin throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chaplin moves out of range of the leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin attempts a counter takedown but Dinglestomper avoids it well and moves away.
Dinglestomper lands with an uppercut that bounces Chaplin off the cage and back into range.
Chaplin slips a straight right by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chaplin.
Dinglestomper tries to land a front kick but Chaplin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Charlie Chaplin is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Chaplin lands the left hand.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Chaplin's ribcage but misses.
Chaplin misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses the jab.
Dinglestomper circles away from the clinch attempt. #T3#
A swing and a miss from Chaplin.
Chaplin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chaplin misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chaplin avoids a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Chaplin.
Chaplin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws out a counter right but Chaplin avoids it with no problem.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Chaplin misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chaplin prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin misses with some punches.
Chaplin scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Chaplin misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Chaplin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD#
Chaplin has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Dinglestomper regains guard immediately.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chaplin throws a big right hand that misses. #T4#
Chaplin wants to pass the guard but Dinglestomper is keeping the position.
Chaplin controls from within his opponent's guard.
Chaplin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Dinglestomper is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chaplin defends well.
Chaplin trying to control but Dinglestomper is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dinglestomper is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dinglestomper keeping moving, preventing Chaplin from controlling successfully.
Dinglestomper has his hands on Chaplin's head, controlling the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Chaplin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dinglestomper slips a jab and a cross from Chaplin.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.#CL#
Chaplin moves into the clinch successfully.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Chaplin blocks an uppercut.
Chaplin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chaplin blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the side of Chaplin's head.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Chaplin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chaplin.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chaplin prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
A right handed body shot lands from Chaplin.
Chaplin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body.#T1#
Chaplin throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
A short right from Chaplin on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin misses with a punch to the body. #BC2#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch. #TD#
Dinglestomper tries to sprawl but Chaplin drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Dinglestomper trying to control here.
Dinglestomper is trying to stand up here but Chaplin is controlling him well.
Dinglestomper trying to control but Chaplin postures up.
Chaplin controlling the action here. #T2#
Chaplin missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dinglestomper moves into full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaplin is fighting to break Dinglestomper's control of his arms but Dinglestomper is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Chaplin wants to control from the top but Dinglestomper keeps moving.
Chaplin lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Chaplin seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T3#
Chaplin wants to control from the top but Dinglestomper keeps moving.
Dinglestomper has his hands on Chaplin's head, controlling the position. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Chaplin scores with a nice head shot.
Chaplin misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chaplin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chaplin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chaplin jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dinglestomper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Chaplin under the eye.
Chaplin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Chaplin was well out of range.#T4#
A nice leg kick from Chaplin, right into the meat of the thigh.
Chaplin throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dinglestomper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chaplin works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Chaplin is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dinglestomper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaplin tries to clinch up but Dinglestomper circles away and keeps his distance.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chaplin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chaplin connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Chaplin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dinglestomper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chaplin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper thuds a left hand into Chaplin's body.#CL2#
Dinglestomper pushes Chaplin up against the cage in a clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chaplin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Chaplin throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin misses with a short punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Saggy Dinglestomper.
I've got Dinglestomper winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: HFC 111 - Logan vs Joad     
Date:   Nov 27, 2021

Juodasis Vaiduoklis really struggled with his weight cut for this fight. After coming in at 149.8, he had two hours to cut the additional weight. He was unable to do so and as a result, his fight with Saggy Dinglestomper was cancelled.
So, the belt remains unclaimed. Very disappointing for everyone involved!

 

Event: HFC 106 - Izmaylov vs Logan     
Date:   Oct 30, 2021
#R1#
Dos Anjos misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dos Anjos if he has to take too many more of those.
Dos Anjos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dinglestomper is fending him off so far but Dos Anjos persists. Nope, Dinglestomper circles away and we're back to standing.
Dinglestomper looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Dinglestomper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos misses with a shot to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#It looks like Ademaro Dos Anjos has been cut.
Dos Anjos tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dinglestomper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinglestomper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Some bone on bone action there as Dos Anjos checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dos Anjos pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dos Anjos takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Dos Anjos misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Dos Anjos is just out of range.
Dos Anjos shoots in for a takedown but Dinglestomper shows good takedown defense.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ademaro Dos Anjos.#CL2#
Dos Anjos closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos trying to land knees to the body.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Dos Anjos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Anjos is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dinglestomper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Dos Anjos controls his hands.
Dos Anjos connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dinglestomper's face.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage as Dos Anjos throws knees to the body. #BC#
Dinglestomper breaks from the clinch.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Dos Anjos ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dos Anjos misses with a body shot
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick. #T2#
Dos Anjos lands with a good body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dos Anjos darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dos Anjos darts in looking for a takedown but Dinglestomper gets double underhooks and turns Dos Anjos into the cage.
Dos Anjos throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Dos Anjos.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Dos Anjos's ribcage but misses.
Dos Anjos is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dinglestomper rather than just go for the knockout.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dos Anjos swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dos Anjos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Dos Anjos scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dos Anjos misses the shot to the body. #T3#
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a body kick.
Dos Anjos scores with a body shot.
Dos Anjos tries to clinch but Dinglestomper is having none of it.
Dos Anjos takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dos Anjos throws a shot to the body.
Dos Anjos connects with a nice looking jab.
Dos Anjos swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper connects with a crisp jab.
Dos Anjos connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. #CL2#
Dos Anjos rushes Dinglestomper and presses him up against the cage.#T4#
Dinglestomper works on Dos Anjos's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Anjos fails to land.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Dos Anjos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper cracks Dos Anjos with a nice body shot.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos tries to land knees in the clinch but Dinglestomper avoids the damage to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Anjos trying to land knees to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ademaro Dos Anjos's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Dos Anjos avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dos Anjos looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dos Anjos feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dos Anjoss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dos Anjos connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Dos Anjos takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Dos Anjos misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Jab by Dinglestomper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dos Anjos throws a right and a left that Dinglestomper avoids nicely.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dos Anjos.
Ademaro Dos Anjos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Dos Anjos.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Anjos throws a sloppy head kick and Dinglestomper moves out of range easily. #T1#
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Dos Anjos.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper thumps Dos Anjos with a low kick.
Dos Anjos cracks a nice hook into Dinglestomper's ribs.
Dinglestomper tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dos Anjos is able to avoid easily.
Dos Anjos scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot that snaps Dos Anjos's head back.
Dos Anjos wants to clinch.#T2##CL2#
Dinglestomper gets tackled into the cage by Dos Anjos. Dos Anjos maintains the clinch.
Dinglestomper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dinglestomper has Dos Anjos pushed against the cage.
Dos Anjos tries to land knees in the clinch but Dinglestomper avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Anjos fails to land.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage as Dos Anjos throws knees to the body.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper is trying to stall.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage as Dos Anjos throws knees to the body.
Dos Anjos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper presses Dos Anjos against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Anjos blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Anjos misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Anjos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dos Anjos's elbow.
Dos Anjos blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Dos Anjos avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dos Anjos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Dos Anjos.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A hook to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper wants to stall. #T4#
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dos Anjos blocks an uppercut.
Dos Anjos blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Anjos fails to land.
Dinglestomper takes a knee to the side of the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Dos Anjos throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dos Anjos misses with a kick to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a left to the body.
It looks like Dinglestomper has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Dos Anjos cracks a nice hook into Dinglestomper's ribs.
Dos Anjos swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a two punch combo.
Dos Anjos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ademaro Dos Anjos's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Dos Anjos throws a head kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dos Anjos goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.#CUT2#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dos Anjos lands a nice shot that snaps Dinglestomper's head back.
Dos Anjos lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dos Anjos.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Dos Anjos jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Dos Anjos misses the shot to the body.
Dos Anjos lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dos Anjos misses with a double jab
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dos Anjos throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Dinglestomper as he connects with a hook.
Dos Anjos throws a shot to the body.
Dos Anjos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos moves forwards but Dinglestomper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Ademaro Dos Anjos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2##CL2#
Dos Anjos gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dos Anjos blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC#
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinglestomper stuffs the takedown attempt from Dos Anjos. Dos Anjos gets slowly back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Anjos lands with a slapping head kick.
A combination from Dos Anjos does no damage.
Dos Anjos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dinglestomper is fending him off so far but Dos Anjos persists. Nope, Dinglestomper circles away and we're back to standing.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ademaro Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dos Anjos is looking to clinch but Dinglestomper is avoiding it.
Dos Anjos misses with a hook to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body shot.
Dos Anjos takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T3#
Dos Anjos misses the body punch
and Dinglestomper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dos Anjos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dinglestomper defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dos Anjos.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Dos Anjos moves out of range.
Dos Anjos looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dinglestomper works Dos Anjos's body with a nice hook.
Dos Anjos swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Dos Anjos avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T4#
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dos Anjos misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick that knocks Dos Anjos off balance momentarily.
Dos Anjos rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dos Anjos misses with a jab to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a right hand to the body.
Dos Anjos avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dos Anjos throws an off balance right hand
and Dos Anjos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dinglestomper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: HFC 99 - McGuire vs Higgins     
Date:   Sep 25, 2021
#R1#
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking body shot.
Soldic buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Soldic throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Soldic looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
A head kick misses from Soldic.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A slapping leg kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Soldic looks to land a combination. Dinglestomper sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Soldic has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick!
Soldic misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper tried to counter with a leg kick but Soldic avoided it.
Soldic misses with a right hand
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soldic throws a nice head kick!
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Soldic checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Soldic takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that Soldic ducks under and follows up with a left that Soldic also avoids with ease.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice right hand.
Soldic blocks a jab.
Soldic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Soldic takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Soldic lands a jab to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick
and Soldic counters with a nice kick to the body.
Dinglestomper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hare of the Dog Gym in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Soldic looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Soldic throws a head kick that half lands.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Soldic misses with a head kick.
Soldic lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased.
Soldic slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
A bone on bone clash there as Soldic blocks the leg kick.
Soldic thuds his shin into the meat of Dinglestomper's side.
Soldic throws a quick inside leg kick.
Soldic throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Soldic throws a nice outside leg kick.
Soldic motions for Dinglestomper to come forward. Soldic throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Soldic is out of range.
Soldic takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Soldic avoids it.
Soldic swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Soldic scores with a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper with a jab.
Soldic misses with an uppercut
and Dinglestomper counters with an inside leg kick.
Soldic takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#T2#
Dinglestomper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Soldic misses with the combination.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a body kick.
Soldic connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper looks to land a combination. Soldic sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Soldic stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Soldic's head.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Soldic.
Dinglestomper lets loose with a powerful body kick. Soldic will feel that in the morning.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Soldic throws a body kick.
Soldic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Dinglestomper misses its target.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a series of punches but Soldic avoids them all with ease.
A big left from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T3#
Dinglestomper throws an overhand right that lands on Soldic's shoulder, as Soldic tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick that sends Soldic stumbling back into the cage.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Soldic was well out of range.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Soldic.
Dinglestomper motions for Soldic to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Soldic pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Soldic.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the side of Soldic's head but Soldic sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Soldic fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dinglestomper.
Soldic lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Soldic stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dinglestomper.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Soldic was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Soldic.
Dinglestomper defending well as Soldic loads up on a big left hand. #T4#
Dinglestomper lands with an overhand left.
Soldic throws a leg kick which misses Dinglestomper's front leg but catches the back leg as Dinglestomper tries to avoid it.
A jab from Dinglestomper misses.
Soldic misses with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Soldic throws a body kick.
Soldic tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dinglestomper is able to avoid easily.
Soldic rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Soldic.
Dinglestomper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Soldic slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Soldic blocks the body kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Soldic lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Soldic uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dinglestomper has time to react.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Soldic sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Soldic misses with a head kick.
Soldic comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Soldic.
Soldic's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Soldic misses with a low kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Soldic manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Soldic throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A nice leg kick lands there from Soldic.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dinglestomper takes one to the chin there.
Dinglestomper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Soldic manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper connects with a right hand. Soldic shakes it off.
Soldic throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dinglestomper on the side of the head.
A jab from Soldic does it's job there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soldic swats away the attempt to clinch by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot that snaps Soldic's head back.
Soldic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Dinglestomper finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Soldic throws a wild body kick that Dinglestomper sees coming a mile off.#T1#
Soldic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Soldic on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Soldic throws a body punch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Soldic throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Soldic swings widly with a right hand
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
Soldic checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Soldic replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Dinglestomper blocks it well.
Dinglestomper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#CL#
Dinglestomper rushes Soldic and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Soldic.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Soldic throws a head punch that misses.
Soldic blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Soldic manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Dinglestomper rushes Soldic and presses him up against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T2#
Soldic prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is leaning against Soldic and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Soldic's elbow.
Soldic blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Soldic swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Soldic tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head. #TD2#
Soldic has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Dinglestomper uses from the top position.
Soldic can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dinglestomper controls the pace.
Dinglestomper has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Soldic is proving hard to escape from.
Soldic can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dinglestomper controls the pace.
Soldic tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3#
Soldic trying to control the position. #SUB2#
Soldic is looking for a triangle but Dinglestomper pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dinglestomper wants to control from the top but Soldic keeps moving.
Soldic is trying to hold Dinglestomper in close to prevent damage but Dinglestomper has managed to pass into half guard.
Soldic wants to improve his position but Dinglestomper is controlling well.
Soldic keeping hold of Dinglestomper's head, controlling as best he can.
Dinglestomper prevents Soldic from improving his position.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Soldic is not content to let Dinglestomper control the position.
Soldic wants to control but Dinglestomper is keeping busy.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Dinglestomper is taking a breather. Soldic says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Soldic looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Soldic saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper takes one to the side of the head.
Soldic throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that Soldic avoids nicely. #CL#
Dinglestomper has Soldic up against the cage in a clinch.
Soldic tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper holds him up against the cage and eventually Soldic drops back down to his feet.
Soldic takes a shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Soldic creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Soldic manages to break the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Soldic manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dinglestomper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Soldic throws a head kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Soldic avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Soldic connects with a right hand. Dinglestomper shakes it off.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Soldic moves out of range easily.
Soldic with the counter takedown but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
A nice leg kick from Dinglestomper, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper blocks the body kick. #T1#
Soldic pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper blocks a head kick by Soldic.
Soldic connects with a single shot there.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Soldic moves away.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Soldic saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Soldic fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Soldic.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Soldic.
Soldic throws a front kick aimed at Dinglestomper's knee but Dinglestomper avoids it well.
Soldic keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Soldic moves away.
Roberto Soldic has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper lands with a hook. Soldic tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Soldic throws a body kick that misses.
Soldic just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a nice looking jab.
Dinglestomper misses with a series of wild punches.
Soldic with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dinglestomper to score with a decent uppercut.
Soldic misses with a head kick.
Soldic tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Soldic lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Soldic has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dinglestomper finds it's way round the side to connect with Soldic's head.
Dinglestomper throws the left hand but Soldic avoids the punch easily.
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Soldic blocks it.
Good leg kick by Soldic.
Soldic throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Soldic lands a leg kick that knocks Dinglestomper off balance momentarily.
Soldic takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #T3#
Soldic connects with an inside leg kick.
Soldic loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Dinglestomper quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Soldic throws out a leg kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range and Soldic only half commits.
Dinglestomper misses the jab.
Soldic avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Soldic blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Soldic throws a front kick aimed at Dinglestomper's knee but Dinglestomper avoids it well.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Soldic missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A low kick from Dinglestomper misses
and Soldic cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
An inside leg kick from Soldic misses.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Soldic.
Soldic tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Soldic seems unphased. #T4#
Soldic throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Soldic.
Soldic blocks the body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Dinglestomper blocks the leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slow jab from Soldic misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Soldic.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
And Soldic tries to counter it with a takedown but Dinglestomper pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Soldic has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Soldic checks the leg kick.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#CL#
Dinglestomper rushes Soldic and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Soldic misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Soldic lands a hook that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Soldic goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Soldic misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Soldic.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Saggy Dinglestomper.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dinglestomper, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

In his post fight interview, Saggy Dinglestomper started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: HFC 92 - Mataitai vs Higgins     
Date:   Aug 22, 2021
#R1#
A jab from Hematopoye misses.
Hematopoye looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Hematopoye pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper misses with a straight left.
Dinglestomper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hematopoye checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#CL#
Dinglestomper gets a clinch.
Hematopoye can't break the clinch.
Dinglestomper keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hematopoye's efforts to push away.
Hematopoye blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hematopoye goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hematopoye tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper won't allow it.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T1#
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hematopoye blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Hematopoye prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Hematopoye blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #TD2#
Hematopoye successfully pulls guard.
Hematopoye can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dinglestomper controls the pace.#SUB2#
Hematopoye has his foot on Dinglestomper's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dinglestomper works his way back into a safe position though.
Hematopoye can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dinglestomper controls the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hematopoye keeping moving, preventing Dinglestomper from controlling successfully.
Dinglestomper working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
Hematopoye working a defensive guard here. #SU#
Dinglestomper decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hematopoye, up you get!
Dinglestomper lands a slapping body shot.
Hematopoye takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dinglestomper misses with a kick to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Hematopoye misses the target.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Hematopoye.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hematopoye fails to land the takedown.
Hematopoye lands with a good body shot.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Hematopoye.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hematopoye lands a nice shot to the body. #T3#
Dinglestomper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Hematopoye was well out of range.
Dinglestomper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hematopoye counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hematopoye blocks a low kick nicely.
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A punch combination from Hematopoye misses.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hematopoye's head.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a straight right.
Hematopoye blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hematopoye blocks a low kick nicely.
A leg kick checked by Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper motions for Hematopoye to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nice shot by Dinglestomper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hematopoye lands a right hook to the body.
Dinglestomper jabs Hematopoye to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hematopoye checks the leg kick.#T4#
Dinglestomper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hematopoye's hands.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Hematopoye was well out of range.
Dinglestomper keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nou Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper misses the jab.
Hematopoye scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Hematopoye lands with a nice combination. Dinglestomper backs away looking to recover.
Dinglestomper slaps away a takedown attempt from Hematopoye, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Hematopoye scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hematopoye scores with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a low kick but Hematopoye moves his leg out of the way.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hematopoye moves away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Hematopoye looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Hematopoye sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Hematopoye moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Dinglestomper.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Hematopoye takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hematopoye can do to turn this around?
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Hematopoye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hematopoye ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper thinks about countering with a head kick.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hematopoye makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hematopoye avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hematopoye fails to land with a series of punches.
Hematopoye fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hematopoye paws at him with a jab and circles away.#T1#
Dinglestomper throws an off balance right hand
and Hematopoye counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dinglestomper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
The fighters circling - Dinglestomper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hematopoye looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper wants to slow Hematopoye down by chopping away at his legs.
Dinglestomper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hematopoye darts in looking for a takedown but Dinglestomper gets double underhooks and turns Hematopoye into the cage.
Hematopoye throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick that sends Hematopoye stumbling back into the cage.
No joy there for Hematopoye, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick
and Hematopoye connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T2#
Dinglestomper misses with a kick to the body.
Hematopoye throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hematopoye throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper thinks about countering with a head kick.
Hematopoye swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Hematopoye tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper keeps Hematopoye at a distance using the push kick.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Hematopoye does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hematopoye throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dinglestomper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hematopoye's sensitive parts.
Hematopoye connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Hematopoye uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a push kick but Hematopoye slaps the foot to one side.
Hematopoye is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Dinglestomper with a body shot.#CL#
Dinglestomper forces Hematopoye back against the cage and clinches.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper. #T3#
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Hematopoye is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dinglestomper pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nou Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hematopoye is trying to push Dinglestomper away but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hematopoye blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Dinglestomper.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Hematopoye uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Hematopoye tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper won't allow it.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Hematopoye avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T4#
Hematopoye tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper looking to slow down the pace here.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Hematopoye controls the action.
Hematopoye tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dinglestomper just stands there and leans against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hematopoye tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Saggy Dinglestomper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A left hand lands to the body for Dinglestomper. #BC2#
Hematopoye manages to break the clinch.
Hematopoye throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a nice head kick!
Hematopoye fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Hematopoye throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hematopoye momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that Hematopoye avoids nicely.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hematopoye moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hematopoye. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hematopoye connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Hematopoye misses with a double jab.
Hematopoye on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper obviously looking to wear him down.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper walks into a jab.
Dinglestomper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Hematopoye ducked under it nicely.
Hematopoye staying out of range there.
Hematopoye ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dinglestomper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hematopoye misses with a hook to the body
letting Dinglestomper counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hematopoye was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hematopoye's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.#T1#
Hematopoye slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper throws the left hand but Hematopoye avoids the punch easily.
A punch combination from Hematopoye misses. #CL#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Hematopoye is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hematopoye has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dinglestomper seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Hematopoye can turn it around.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hematopoye creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Hematopoye controls his hands. #BC#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Hematopoye misses the shot to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Hematopoye. Those never looked like landing.
Hematopoye pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hematopoye digs a good body shot into Dinglestomper's ribs.
Hematopoye misses with a straight left.
Hematopoye moves out of range as Dinglestomper strikes.
Nou Hematopoye has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Hematopoye has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hematopoye.
Hematopoye throws out a counter right but Dinglestomper avoids it with no problem.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A jab from Dinglestomper misses.
A jab from Dinglestomper misses.
Hematopoye feints the counter takedown.
Hematopoye takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A leg kick checked by Hematopoye.
Hematopoye checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
Hematopoye moves out of range as Dinglestomper strikes.
Hematopoye scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hematopoye.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Hematopoye strikes.
Nice straight punches there by Hematopoye. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hematopoye.#TD2#
Hematopoye shoots in and gets a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.

Dinglestomper scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Hematopoye with a poor takedown
and Hematopoye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T3#
Hematopoye ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
A big left from Hematopoye misses.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Hematopoye is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Dinglestomper with a body shot.
Hematopoye throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hematopoye appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hematopoye circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hematopoye now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dinglestomper dips to his left and cracks Hematopoye with an uppercut!
Dinglestomper lands with a kick to the temple. Hematopoye shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.#CL#
Dinglestomper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hematopoye takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hematopoye takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hematopoye throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice body kick.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Hematopoye lands a jab to the head.
Hematopoye is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dinglestomper scores with a body shot.
Dinglestomper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hematopoye at a distance.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Hematopoye ducked under it nicely.
A cross from Dinglestomper lands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hematopoye misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dinglestomper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

During a confident post fight interview, Saggy Dinglestomper thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: HFC 85 - Sosa vs Bulb III     
Date:   Jul 17, 2021
#R1#
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Demenok takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Demenok looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Demenok manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CL2#
Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Demenok misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Demenok.
Dinglestomper is trying to push Demenok away but Demenok has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Demenok misses with a punch to the body.
A hook to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Demenok misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Demenok struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Demenok working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Demenok lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Demenok.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Demenok on the inside. #T1#
Dinglestomper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Demenok.
A hook to the body from Demenok.
Demenok looking to throw knees to the head but Dinglestomper is blocking nicely.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Demenok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Demenok lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Demenok struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Demenok lands a body punch. #BC#
Demenok manages to break the clinch.
Demenok slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Demenok moved out of range.
Demenok fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Demenok is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Demenok avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes one to the chin there.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Demenok.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Demenok.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper lands a front kick.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Demenok was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.#T2#
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Demenok is just out of range.
Demenok throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Demenok misses the shot to the body.
Demenok tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Demenok.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Demenok loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Demenok uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Demenok.
Demenok checks the leg kick nicely there.
A jab from Dinglestomper misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Demenok.
Good leg kick by Demenok.
Some bone on bone action there as Demenok checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A solid body kick from Demenok. #CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Demenok.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Demenok tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch. #T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Demenok digs a right hand into Dinglestomper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dinglestomper's gas tank.
Demenok scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Demenok.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Demenok lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Demenok misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the head.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Demenok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Demenok seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Dinglestomper can turn it around.
Demenok softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Demenok blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper stalling against the cage.
Demenok working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
Demenok throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Demenok.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Demenok lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Demenok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Demenok throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the side of Demenok's head.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Demenok lands a hook that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Demenok misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Demenok throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Demenok.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rukter Demenok dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Dinglestomper is looking to clinch.
Demenok bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dinglestomper's head backwards.
Dinglestomper takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Demenok moves in looking to clinch but Dinglestomper pushes him off.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but Demenok is having none of it.
Demenok avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Demenok misses with a low kick.
Demenok gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dinglestomper crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Demenok - the referee stops the clock and Dinglestomper gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Demenok. Dinglestomper manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Good work by Demenok as he checks the leg kick.
Demenok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Demenok appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Demenok throws a low kick, looking for Dinglestomper's leg but Dinglestomper calmly moves out of range.
Demenok lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dinglestomper throws a quick inside leg kick.
Demenok walks into a stiff left hand from Dinglestomper.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Demenok has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dinglestomper.
Demenok takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick. #T1#
Dinglestomper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Demenok is just out of range.
Dinglestomper throws the kick towards the body but Demenok avoids it.
Demenok moves out of range of the strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Demenok scores with a jab to the head.
Demenok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Demenok takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Demenok moves out of range as Dinglestomper throws a body kick.
Dinglestomper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dinglestomper! But no joy.
Demenok bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dinglestomper throws a wild body kick that Demenok sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Demenok. Demenok circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Demenok throws a body punch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Demenok moves away and avoids it.
Demenok scores with a jab. Dinglestomper acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Demenok misses with a straight left. #T2#
Demenok throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Demenok.
Rukter Demenok is winning the standup battle so far.
Good leg kick by Demenok.
Demenok lands with an overhand left.
Demenok throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Demenok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Demenok throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Demenok misses with a looping right.
Demenok uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Demenok throws out the jab.
Demenok lands a nice hook to Dinglestomper's body. Dinglestomper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Demenok moves out of range.
Demenok lands with a hook. Dinglestomper tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Demenok throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper tries to land a leg kick but Demenok saw it coming and moves away.
Demenok tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#T3#
Demenok looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice cross by Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws out a leg kick but Demenok moves out of range and Dinglestomper only half commits.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Demenok manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick. #CL#
Demenok closes the distance and clinches.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok lands a hook to the side of the head.
Demenok lands a shoulder strike.
Demenok throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dinglestompers head.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Demenok scores with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Demenok misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Demenok up against the cage.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T4#
Demenok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Demenok is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dinglestomper is defending well for now.
Dinglestomper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Demenok misses with a punch on the inside.
Demenok is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Demenok's ribcage. Demenok let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hand to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Demenok.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hand to the body from Dinglestomper.
Rukter Demenok has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Demenok lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Demenok backwards.
Demenok blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Rukter Demenok will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper motions for Demenok to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper throws an overhand right that lands on Demenok's shoulder, as Demenok tries to avoid the shot.
Demenok dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dinglestomper. That did some damage!
Dinglestomper is looking to clinch.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Demenok.
Demenok throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Demenok swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Demenok takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Demenok waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Demenok throws out a leg kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range and Demenok only half commits.
Dinglestomper tried to score with a low kick but Demenok checks it.
Some bone on bone action there as Demenok checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch there but Demenok circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Demenok checks it.
Demenok throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Demenok keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper wants to slow Demenok down by chopping away at his legs.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch
enabling Demenok to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
It looked like Demenok wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab from Demenok finds it's way through Dinglestomper's defenses.
Dinglestomper misses with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Demenok.
Dinglestomper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Demenok is able to avoid easily.
Demenok swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Demenok scores with a body shot.
Demenok on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dinglestomper loads up on a big right hand but Demenok slips the punch.
Decent striking displayed by Dinglestomper there.
Dinglestomper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Demenok. That did some damage!
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. #T2#
A head kick misses from Demenok.
A leg kick checked by Demenok.
As Dinglestomper backs away, Demenok returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Demenok moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Demenok is looking to land body kicks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Demenok.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Demenok.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Demenok.
Dinglestomper is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Demenok ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A nice leg kick lands there from Demenok.
Demenok misses with a hook.
Demenok throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Demenok pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Demenok misses with a body shot.
Demenok throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Demenok walks into a straight right hand from Dinglestomper.
A looping hook to the body misses from Demenok. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper walks forward, straight into a front kick from Demenok.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Dinglestomper lands a head kick!
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dinglestomper keeps the fight on the outside.
Demenok uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Demenok moves out of range.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Rukter Demenok is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fight stays on the outside here - Demenok looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice body punch from Demenok.
Dinglestomper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Demenok keeps the fight on the outside.
Demenok takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Demenok lands with a nice body punch.
Demenok scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T4#
Dinglestomper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Demenok. That did some damage!
Dinglestomper scores with a push kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Demenok tests Dinglestomper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Demenok, as that shot connected.
Demenok takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Demenok.
Demenok throwing a counter right hand but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Demenok slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
A shot to the liver by Demenok. Beautiful body shot.
Demenok moves out of range of the body kick.
Good leg kick by Demenok.
Demenok slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body kick.
Demenok half committed to a counter leg kick.
Demenok blocks the body kick.
Demenok avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
The fighters circling - Demenok throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Saggy Dinglestomper.
Well Demenok has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rukter Demenok!

After winning the bout, Rukter Demenok thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: HFC 79 - Leifsson vs Mendoza     
Date:   Jun 19, 2021
#R1#
Catch Wrestler fails with the takedown.#TD2#
Catch Wrestler shoots in and gets a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Dinglestomper pulls Catch Wrestler in to control the position.
Dinglestomper working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Catch Wrestler.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dinglestomper is on top in guard. #REVR#
Dinglestomper is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Catch Wrestler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dinglestomper is aware though and is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper wants to stand but Catch Wrestler has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Dinglestomper has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB2#
Dinglestomper avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Catch Wrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dinglestomper manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB##T1#
Dinglestomper trying to control the position.
Catch Wrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dinglestomper not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Catch Wrestler wants to pass the guard but Dinglestomper is keeping the position.
Dinglestomper is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Dinglestomper not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Catch Wrestler works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Dinglestomper is looking to control Catch Wrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dinglestomper avoid being mounted?#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper has hold of Catch Wrestler's hands but Catch Wrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Catch Wrestler wants to free his trapped foot but Dinglestomper is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Catch Wrestler wants to work for an arm triangle but Dinglestomper is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dinglestomper is looking for a sweep. Catch Wrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Catch Wrestler is keen to just control but Dinglestomper is a slippery customer.
Dinglestomper is holding on to half guard well.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the pace.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Catch Wrestler trying to control from half guard but Dinglestomper is working away. #T3##SUB2#
Catch Wrestler is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
Catch Wrestler looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Catch Wrestler works his way into full mount!
Dinglestomper is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dinglestomper squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Catch Wrestler looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Catch Wrestler can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dinglestomper is looking to escape.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Catch Wrestler cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Dinglestomper takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Dinglestomper is trying to escape the mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Catch Wrestler wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Catch Wrestler lands a big elbow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bjj Catch Wrestler dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Catch Wrestler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#TD2#
Catch Wrestler dives in and scores a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
Dinglestomper pulls Catch Wrestler in to control the position.
Catch Wrestler looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Catch Wrestler is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dinglestomper is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dinglestomper has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Catch Wrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Our spies down at at Shut Up & Train! {$1000} inform us that Catch Wrestler has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Catch Wrestler being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
Catch Wrestler throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Dinglestomper escapes and throws Catch Wrestler's legs to the side, diving into side control! #T1#
Catch Wrestler is trying to improve his position.
Catch Wrestler is not content to let Dinglestomper control the position.
Catch Wrestler is letting Dinglestomper control him for a moment.
Dinglestomper trying to control the action but Catch Wrestler is working from the bottom. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SU#
Dinglestomper stands up. #CL2#
Catch Wrestler clinches with his opponent.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Catch Wrestler backwards.
Catch Wrestler throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Catch Wrestler controls the action.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch. #BC#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dinglestomper is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Catch Wrestler misses with a takedown attempt
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bjj Catch Wrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Catch Wrestler is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dinglestomper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bjj Catch Wrestler.#T3#
No luck for Catch Wrestler with that takedown attempt.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a double leg but Dinglestomper sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dinglestomper as he jumps to the side.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler tries to close the distance and clinch but Dinglestomper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dinglestomper throws a quick inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Catch Wrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.#T4#
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Catch Wrestler has a takedown stuffed.
Catch Wrestler tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#TD2#
Catch Wrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

Dinglestomper bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Catch Wrestler throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
And Dinglestomper counters with a quick kick to the body but Catch Wrestler blocks it.
Catch Wrestler tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Catch Wrestler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dinglestomper pinned against the cage. Dinglestomper gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dinglestomper feinted there with a counter leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!#R3#
Catch Wrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Catch Wrestler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dinglestomper's waist but Dinglestomper gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Catch Wrestler off to one side.
Catch Wrestler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dinglestomper finds it's way round the side to connect with Catch Wrestler's head.
Catch Wrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Catch Wrestler misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Catch Wrestler strikes.#TD2#
Catch Wrestler gets the takedown into side control.

Dinglestomper explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper thumps Catch Wrestler with a low kick.
Catch Wrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dinglestomper swats away the attempt to clinch by Catch Wrestler.#T1#
Catch Wrestler misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Catch Wrestler thinking.
Catch Wrestler throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Catch Wrestler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dinglestomper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Catch Wrestler feints the counter takedown.
Dinglestomper ducks right into an uppercut from Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Catch Wrestler is defended easily by Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bjj Catch Wrestler.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Catch Wrestler checks a leg kick.
Catch Wrestler avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper. #T2#
Catch Wrestler misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper thinks about countering with a head kick.
Catch Wrestler looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Catch Wrestler just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDinglestomper.
Catch Wrestler moves in looking to clinch but Dinglestomper pushes him off.
Catch Wrestler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dinglestomper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Catch Wrestler avoids it.
Catch Wrestler misses with a looping left.
Catch Wrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Catch Wrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Catch Wrestler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Catch Wrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it. #T3#
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the body
and Catch Wrestler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Catch Wrestler moves out of range as Dinglestomper strikes.
Catch Wrestler checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a jab.
Catch Wrestler walks into a jab.
Nice sprawl there from Dinglestomper as Catch Wrestler shoots in.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Catch Wrestler is defended easily by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with the left hand. Catch Wrestler knows he should have avoided that one. #T4#
Catch Wrestler moves to clinch but Dinglestomper breaks away
and Catch Wrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Catch Wrestler tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dinglestomper leaves Catch Wrestler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Catch Wrestler scores with the left hand. Dinglestomper knows he should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper with a jab.
Dinglestomper tries a low kick but Catch Wrestler avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

A victorious Saggy Dinglestomper thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: HFC 72 - McGuire vs Den Born     
Date:   May 08, 2021
#R1#
Dilbrandt takes a jab right on the kisser.
No joy there for Dinglestomper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dilbrandt scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Dilbrandt sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dinglestomper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dilbrandt tries a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
David Dilbrandt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dilbrandt connects with the punch.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dilbrandt tried to counter with a leg kick but Dinglestomper avoided it.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dilbrandt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dilbrandt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dilbrandt tries to clinch but Dinglestomper is having none of it.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dilbrandt. Dilbrandt circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dilbrandt ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Dilbrandt.#T1#
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Dilbrandt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Dilbrandt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dilbrandt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dilbrandt attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#CL#
Dilbrandt gets a clinch.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dilbrandt misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike.
Dilbrandt misses with the head strike.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt scores with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dilbrandt backwards. #BC2#
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dilbrandt misses the shot to the body.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dilbrandt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dilbrandt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dinglestomper is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dilbrandt connects with a leg kick.
Dilbrandt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dilbrandt is looking to land body kicks.
Dilbrandt wants to clinch.
Dilbrandt loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Dilbrandt lands with a kick to the ribs. #T3#
Dilbrandt tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Dilbrandt looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dilbrandt throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Dilbrandt manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#CL2#
Dinglestomper clinches with his opponent.
I was talking to Dilbrandt's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dinglestomper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dilbrandt struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dilbrandt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dilbrandt tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dilbrandt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dilbrandt tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch. #T4#
Dilbrandt is looking to chop away at Dinglestomper's legs.
Dilbrandt scores with a nice strike.
Dilbrandt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dinglestomper keeps the fight on the outside.
Dilbrandt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dilbrandt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
A left lands for Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dilbrandt's head backwards.
Dinglestomper throws a solid leg kick but Dilbrandt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Dilbrandt throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dilbrandt scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Dilbrandt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dilbrandt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice shot lands for Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt connects with a solid leg kick.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that David Dilbrandt will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Dilbrandt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dilbrandt jabs at Dinglestomper's body.
Dilbrandt throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a three punch combo that has Dilbrandt backing up. Dilbrandt nods at Dinglestomper to acknowledge the strikes.
Dinglestomper takes one on the button.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dilbrandt lands a head shot.
Dilbrandt lands a leg kick that knocks Dinglestomper off balance momentarily.
Decent striking displayed by Dinglestomper there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dilbrandt throws a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dilbrandt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dinglestomper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick.
Dilbrandt fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dilbrandt scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
Dilbrandt throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Dinglestomper takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Dilbrandt's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dilbrandt tries to work over Dinglestomper's front leg with a kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Jab by Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt looks to land a body kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
Dilbrandt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dinglestomper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Dilbrandt seems unphased.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dilbrandt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Dilbrandt saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Dilbrandt's ribcage but misses.
Dilbrandt needs to keep his hands up - Dinglestomper had a free shot at his head there.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dilbrandt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T2#
Dilbrandt lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dinglestomper takes a step back to recover.
Dilbrandt scores with a kick to the midsection.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dilbrandt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper scores with a sloppy right hand. Dilbrandt should have avoided that one.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Dilbrandt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dilbrandt throws the kick towards the body but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook.
David Dilbrandt is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Dilbrandt moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dilbrandt throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Dilbrandt takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Dilbrandt moves out of range.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper throws a fast counter high kick but Dilbrandt manages to duck under it in time.
Dinglestomper blocks a leg kick.
Dilbrandt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T3#
Dilbrandt tests Dinglestomper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Dilbrandt was well out of range.
Dilbrandt throws a body kick that misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
Dilbrandt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dilbrandt checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dilbrandt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice jab there from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dilbrandt checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dinglestomper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dilbrandt in his tracks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dilbrandt misses with a looping left.
Dilbrandt misses with a hook
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice uppercut. #T4#
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Dilbrandt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt is looking to chop away at Dinglestomper's legs.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Dilbrandt moved away.
Dilbrandt appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dilbrandt takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dilbrandt is looking to clinch.
A swing and a miss from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dilbrandt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dilbrandt doesn't seem bothered though.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
Dilbrandt looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Dilbrandt moved out of range.
Dilbrandt throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dilbrandt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dinglestomper just manages to avoid it.
Dilbrandt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dilbrandt swinging wildly here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Dilbrandt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R3#
Dilbrandt scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dilbrandt tries a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dilbrandt lands a jab to the nose.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Dilbrandt moves out of range easily.
Dilbrandt scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dilbrandt misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Dilbrandt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dilbrandt misses with the combination.
Dilbrandt throws a sloppy head kick and Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Dilbrandt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dinglestomper's sensitive parts.
Dilbrandt takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dilbrandt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dilbrandt takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dilbrandt wants to clinch up but Dinglestomper keeps it at a distance.
Dinglestomper defending well as Dilbrandt loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper connects with a right hand. Dilbrandt shakes it off.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dilbrandt moves away.#T1#
Dilbrandt tries to land a front kick but Dinglestomper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dilbrandt throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Dilbrandt gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dilbrandt has time to react.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CL2#
Dinglestomper clinches up with Dilbrandt and pushes him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
Dilbrandt lands an uppercut.
Dilbrandt scores with a shoulder strike.
Dilbrandt is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dinglestomper is defending well for now.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dilbrandt can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dilbrandt lands with a short shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Dilbrandt.
David Dilbrandt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dilbrandt misses with a punch on the inside. #T2#
Dilbrandt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Dilbrandt blocks it.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Dilbrandt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dilbrandt backwards.
Dilbrandt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dilbrandt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dilbrandt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dilbrandt is keeping busy.
Dilbrandt swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3##BC2#
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Dilbrandt lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dinglestomper takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick aimed at Dilbrandt's knee but Dilbrandt avoids it well.
Dilbrandt is looking to counter punch.
Dilbrandt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dilbrandt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dilbrandt shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a nice head kick!
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice straight punches there by Dilbrandt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt needs to keep his hands up - Dinglestomper had a free shot at his head there.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Dilbrandt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dilbrandt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dilbrandt thumps Dinglestomper with a low kick.
Dinglestomper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Dilbrandt strikes.
Dilbrandt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dilbrandt throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dilbrandt misses with a double jab.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Saggy Dinglestomper just about did enough to take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R4#
Dilbrandt misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper tries a quick counter leg kick but Dilbrandt is wise to it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dinglestomper. Dilbrandt shrugs it off though.
Dinglestomper throws a wild body kick that Dilbrandt sees coming a mile off.
Dilbrandt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dilbrandt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dinglestomper is able to avoid easily.
Dinglestomper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dilbrandt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dinglestomper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dilbrandt scrambles back to his feet.
Dinglestomper jabs Dilbrandt right on the nose. Dilbrandt blinks but takes it well.
Decent striking displayed by Dinglestomper there.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dilbrandt lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dilbrandt can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Dilbrandt ducked under it nicely. #T1#
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.#CL2#
Dinglestomper clinches up with Dilbrandt and pushes him back against the cage.
Dilbrandt misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dilbrandts head.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dilbrandt can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dilbrandt blocking some punches.
Dilbrandt throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Dilbrandt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dilbrandt avoids a kick to the body.
Dilbrandt connects with a body shot.
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Dilbrandt's head.
Dilbrandt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper flicks out a counter leg kick but Dilbrandt steps away.
Dinglestomper lands an overhand right.#T2#
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Dilbrandt is just out of range.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dilbrandt.
And Dinglestomper responds with a good body kick, but Dilbrandt manages to step out the way in time.
Dilbrandt misses the jab.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the leg kick from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt connects with a jab.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Dilbrandt's legs.
Dinglestomper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dilbrandt throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dilbrandt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dilbrandt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Dilbrandt moves out of range.
Dilbrandt swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dilbrandt's hands.
Dilbrandt slips under a jab.
Dilbrandt throws the kick towards the body but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick that sends Dilbrandt stumbling back into the cage.
Dilbrandt looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dilbrandt misses with a straight left. #T3#
Dilbrandt throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dilbrandt throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Dilbrandt manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dilbrandt misses the shot to the body.
Dilbrandt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Dilbrandt misses.
Dilbrandt throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dilbrandt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dilbrandt slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dilbrandt lands with a hook. Dinglestomper tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dinglestomper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dilbrandt throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Dilbrandt is just out of range.
Dilbrandt tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper blocks a head kick by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt blocks a leg kick.#T4#
Dilbrandt tries to clinch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Dilbrandt blocks the low kick.
Dilbrandt misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper punishes Dilbrandt's body with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dilbrandt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dilbrandt gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dilbrandt moves out of range of the strikes.
Dilbrandt takes one to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dilbrandt under the eye.
Dilbrandt is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dilbrandt stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dilbrandt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dinglestomper is able to avoid easily.
Dilbrandt scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Dilbrandt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R5#
Dinglestomper avoids the head kick by Dilbrandt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dilbrandt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dilbrandt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dilbrandt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper sizes up Dilbrandt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dilbrandt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dilbrandt lands with an overhand left.
Dilbrandt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dilbrandt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dilbrandt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dilbrandt at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dilbrandt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dilbrandt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dilbrandt clobbers Dinglestomper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick. #T1#
A chopping leg kick lands by Dilbrandt. #CL2#
Dinglestomper drives through and clinches with Dilbrandt against the cage.
Dilbrandt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dilbrandt swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper is leaning against Dilbrandt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#BC2#
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dilbrandt throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Dilbrandt connects with the punch.
Dilbrandt throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dilbrandt feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dilbrandt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Dilbrandt's ribcage but misses.
Dilbrandt thumps Dinglestomper with a low kick.
Dinglestomper blocks a low kick nicely.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dilbrandt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dilbrandt takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses. #T2#
Dilbrandt just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dilbrandt.
Good work by Dilbrandt as he checks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Dilbrandt ducked under it nicely.
A nice leg kick from Dilbrandt, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Dilbrandt sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot that snaps Dilbrandt's head back.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dilbrandt - that will leave a mark!
Dilbrandt lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Dilbrandt avoids it easily.
Dilbrandt throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper tries to land a leg kick but Dilbrandt saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dilbrandt feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper thumps Dilbrandt with a low kick.
Dilbrandt with a hook.#T3#
Dilbrandt scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A combination from Dilbrandt does no damage.
Dinglestomper throws a shot to the body.
Dilbrandt misses with a wild body shot.
Dilbrandt connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper scores with a body shot.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Dilbrandt moves out of range.
Dilbrandt scores with the left hand. Dinglestomper knows he should have avoided that one.
Dilbrandt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dilbrandt misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Dilbrandt blocks it well.
Dilbrandt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dilbrandt connects with a jab.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dilbrandt throws a lazy body kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into Dilbrandt's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#T4#
A head kick from Dinglestomper lands but Dilbrandt takes it in his stride.
Jab from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
David Dilbrandt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dilbrandt avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Dilbrandt finds it's way through Dinglestomper's defenses.
An inside leg kick lands from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper jabs at Dilbrandt's body.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dilbrandt with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dinglestomper to score with a decent uppercut.
Dilbrandt throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a low kick but Dilbrandt moves his leg out of the way.
A bone on bone clash there as Dinglestomper blocks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to David Dilbrandt.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 47:48
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 47:48
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: HFC 67 Sitsongrit vs Dilbrandt     
Date:   Apr 03, 2021
#R1#
A leg kick checked by Tidd.
Tidd fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dinglestomper avoids it really well and circles away.
Tidd misses with a straight right.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tidd.
Tidd shoots in for a takedown but Dinglestomper shows good takedown defense.
Crunch! Dinglestomper slams his shin into Tidd's torso.
Dinglestomper throws a nice head kick!
Tidd has a takedown stuffed.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Tidd.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Tidd's front leg but catches the back leg as Tidd tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Tidd shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dinglestomper slaps away a takedown attempt from Tidd, before circling back to the center of the mat.#T1#
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Tidd tries to move into range but Dinglestomper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Tidd lands a two punch combo.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Tidd tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dinglestomper defends well and Tidd ends up having to push Dinglestomper into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Dinglestomper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Tidd moves out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch but Tidd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Tidd is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dinglestomper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Tidd moved out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dinglestomper. That's going to slow Tidd down. #TD2#
Tidd scores with a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tidd throwing strikes but missing.
Dinglestomper trying to control the position. #T2#
Tidd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tidd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tidd distracts Dinglestomper with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Tidd won't allow Dinglestomper to sweep him here. #SUB#
Dinglestomper looking for a guillotine here but Tidd defends easily.
Dinglestomper wants to stand up but Tidd is controlling him. #T3#
Tidd throwing strikes but missing.
Tidd trying to control but Dinglestomper is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body. Tidd takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tidd misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up but Tidd circles away and keeps his distance.
Tidd tried to score with a low kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Tidd shoots for a double leg takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls well. He's pushed Tidd's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dinglestomper quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper thuds a left hand into Tidd's body.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Dinglestomper keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T4#
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Tidd's belly button to the back.
A good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
A leg kick checked by Tidd.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick #TD2#
and Tidd counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#ES#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dinglestomper kicks off Tidd and gets to his feet.
Tidd fails with a takedown attempt.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Tidd checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
Tidd is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dinglestomper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Tidd checks the leg kick nicely there.
A telegraphed right hand from Tidd misses the target.
Tidd shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dinglestomper as he jumps to the side.
Dinglestomper is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch there but Tidd circles away.
Tidd takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Tidd will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Tidd checks it.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Dinglestomper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#CL#
Dinglestomper rushes Tidd and presses him up against the cage.#TD2#
Tidd turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!

Dinglestomper throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses #TD2#
and Tidd counters with a nice double leg into side control. Dinglestomper won't be happy with that.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to his feet.
Tidd scores with a couple of short elbows.
Tidd working the body and head with strikes.
Tidd looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dinglestomper is avoiding damage well. #T1#
The ground and pound from Tidd seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Tidd working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards. #ES#
Dinglestomper throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Tidd closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dinglestomper circles away.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick #TD2#
and Tidd counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Tidd wants to control but Dinglestomper is keeping him busy.
Tidd is nestled in close to Dinglestomper, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Tidd wants to take a breather but Dinglestomper is having none of it.
Dinglestomper is trying to stand back up but Tidd is controlling him
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dinglestomper keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Tidd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T2#
Tidd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dinglestomper is staying active underneath Tidd, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Tidd.
Tidd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Tidd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper is looking to improve his position.
Dinglestomper tries to kick Tidd off but Tidd keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Tidd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#TD2#
Tidd looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Dinglestomper is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Hare of the Dog Gym, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Tidd not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T3##ES#
Dinglestomper manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Tidd keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Tidd goes for a takedown attempt but Dinglestomper pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Tidd.
Nice sprawl there from Dinglestomper as Tidd shoots in.
Tidd staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tidd moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper doesn't manage to clinch there - Tidd circles away.
Joe Tidd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dinglestomper keeps Tidd at a distance using the push kick.
Tidd dives in and grabs Dinglestomper's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dinglestomper pushes down on Tidd's head and hops out.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.
Tidd slips a jab and a cross from Dinglestomper.
Tidd needs to keep his hands up - Dinglestomper had a free shot at his head there.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tidd stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dinglestomper keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T4#
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up but Tidd circles away and keeps his distance.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that half lands.
Tidd stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tidd can do to turn this around?
Tidd keeps the fight on the outside.
Tidd avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Tidd keeps the fight on the outside.
Horrible takedown attempt by Tidd or perhaps it was just good defense by Dinglestomper, which made it look bad.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Tidd.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter punch.#TD2#
Tidd shoots in and gets a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tidd stands up over Dinglestomper, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #ES#
Dinglestomper has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Tidd has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick from Tidd.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Tidd sees it coming and moves out of range.
Tidd swats away the attempt to clinch by Dinglestomper.#TD2#
Dinglestomper gets caught flat footed, as Tidd shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Dinglestomper is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Tidd dives into side control. #REVR#
Dinglestomper is looking for a sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper is being controlled here.
Tidd works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Tidd creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.#T1#
Tidd fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Joe Tidd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dinglestomper managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Tidd.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dinglestomper is looking to reverse the position.
Tidd fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Tidd lands some shots froms side control.
Dinglestomper struggling a bit here.
Tidd wants to control but Dinglestomper is keeping him busy.
Dinglestomper wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Tidd working the body and head with strikes.
Tidd tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Tidd working his ground and pound in the gym.
Tidd is looking to take a break and control but Dinglestomper is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dinglestomper takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Tidd wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dinglestomper keeps working.
Tidd is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Tidd lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #T3#
An elbow from Tidd crashes against the mat.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to his feet.
Tidd cracks Dinglestomper with a big right hand but Dinglestomper just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Tidd postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Tidd landing strikes.
Tidd working the head with strikes.
Tidd creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Dinglestomper sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. #T4#
You can see the frustration on Dinglestomper's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Tidd looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dinglestomper is avoiding damage well.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Tidd landing a few strikes.
Tidd scoring with punches and elbows.
Dinglestomper is looking to reverse the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Tidd working the head with strikes.
Tidd tries to score with some ground and pound. Dinglestomper controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Joe Tidd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB2#
Tidd is trying to get an arm triangle but Dinglestomper is defending well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Tidd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Saggy Dinglestomper seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: HFC 55 - Dos Anjos vs Battle     
Date:   Jan 09, 2021
#R1#
Kona scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Kona has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kona throws a head kick that misses.
Dinglestomper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kona. #CL2#
Kona gets a clinch.
Kona jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Dinglestomper walks away with a smile on his face. Kona gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Kona ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Jab, jab by Dinglestomper - just one landing.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kona tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Kona.
Kona pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range and Kona settles back down.
Dinglestomper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hare of the Dog Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Kona catches Dinglestomper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dinglestomper misses with an uppercut
and Kona counters with a thumping low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Kona ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kona checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands the left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kona misses with a body kick.
Kona with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T1#
Kona lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dinglestomper circles away quickly and effectively.
Dinglestomper swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Kona is just out of range.
Kona ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kona throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An attempted straight right counter from Dinglestomper misses the target.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for a 1-2. Dinglestomper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kona blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Kona lands with a nice body punch.
Kona takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Kona is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dinglestomper rather than just go for the knockout.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kona throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Kona's ribcage but misses.
Kona swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kona scores with a nice strike.
Kona throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T2#
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Kona sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kona throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kona lands a head shot.
Kona doesn't manage to clinch there - Dinglestomper circles away.
Kona blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Kona's legs.
Kona throws out a counter right but Dinglestomper avoids it with no problem.
Dinglestomper throws a jab but it's blocked by Kona.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kona. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kona lands with a hook. Dinglestomper tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kona moves away.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to land a body kick
and Kona counters with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL2#
Kona takes the fight into the clinch. #T3#
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Kona controls his hands.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Kona.
Kona misses with some punches.
Kona misses with a punch to the body.
Kona is leaning against Dinglestomper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kona blocking some punches.
Kona scores with a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Kona misses with the head strike.
Still in the clinch, Kona scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kona goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kona scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kona tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kona lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kona swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Kona's ribcage. Kona let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kona throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kona misses with some punches. #T4#
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kona backwards.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kona misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Kona fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kona.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Kona's ribcage. Kona let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kona tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kona.
Kona doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kona softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper just leaning against Kona, taking a breather.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Kona blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kona.
Kona is trying to pull guard but Dinglestomper turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kai Kona.
Kona fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kai Kona dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper tests Kona's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dinglestomper thuds a left hand into Kona's body.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Kona.
Kona jabs at Dinglestomper's body.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Kona pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range and Kona settles back down.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kona.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kona slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Kona takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kona misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a looping overhand right but Kona ducks down to avoid it.
Kona tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body. #T1#
Kona lands with a shot to the body.
Kona jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dinglestomper finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kona misses with a straight right.
Kona throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Kona's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kona takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dinglestomper swings widly with a right hand
and Kona counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Kona strikes.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kona lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dinglestomper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dinglestomper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
A cross from Dinglestomper lands.
Dinglestomper misses with a straight left. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kona paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dinglestomper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kona connects with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a jab to Kona's midsection.
Kona misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Kona moves out of range.
Kona connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kona lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dinglestomper's sensitive parts.
Kona loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Dinglestomper misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kona throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch up but Kona keeps it at a distance.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Kona connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Kona sees it coming and checks it nicely. #T3#
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Kona tries a head kick but it misses.
And Dinglestomper counters with a quick kick to the body but Kona blocks it.
Kona throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Kai Kona seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dinglestomper lands a slapping body shot.
Kona uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Kona ducked under it nicely.
Kona connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Kona's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kona down.
A punch lands to the side of Kona 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A swing and a miss from Kona.
Kona throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Kona looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Kona throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kona moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kona swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T4#
Kona fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dinglestomper.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kona takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kona scores with a nice strike.
Kona misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kona misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kona takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Kona slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Kona's head.
Kona misses with a straight left.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A clash of legs there as Kona blocks the low kick.
Kona avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kona connects with a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
That's time! Dinglestomper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kona sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kona checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a wild body kick that Kona sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kona throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kona misses with a few strikes there.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper cracks Kona with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dinglestomper scores with the left hand. Kona knows he should have avoided that one.
Kona ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Kona swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kona scores with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Kona misses its intended target.
Kona scores with a nice right hand.
Kona pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper misses with the body kick
and Kona connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Dinglestomper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kona on the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kona on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dinglestomper - that will leave a mark!
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kona swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Kona's front leg with a kick but Kona checks it.
Some bone on bone action there as Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Kona misses with a straight right.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Kona.
It looked like Dinglestomper wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice straight punches there by Kona. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kona.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dinglestomper tries to move into range but Kona moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick. #T2#
Kona throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper pushes Kona away with a front kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice cross.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild combination.
Kona is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dinglestomper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kona connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dinglestomper scrambles back to his feet.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Kona saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Kona's front leg with a kick but Kona checks it.
A low kick lands for Kona.
Kona moves out of range of the leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kona.
Kona throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kona walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dinglestomper.
A jab from Kona misses. #T3#
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
A head kick by Dinglestomper misses
letting Kona counter with a right hand.
Kona lands the left hand.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kona moves away.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Kona avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Kona changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kona jabs Dinglestomper right on the nose. Dinglestomper blinks but takes it well.
Dinglestomper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kona counters with a straight right hand.
Kona avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kona checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy uppercut
and Kona counters with a nice leg kick.
Nice body punch from Kona. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper throws a lazy uppercut
and Kona counters with a series of strikes. Dinglestomper will be more careful next time no doubt.
Kona wants to slow Dinglestomper down by chopping away at his legs.
Kona throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Kona.
Dinglestomper scores with a leg kick.
Kona lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dinglestomper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kona now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dinglestomper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper throws an off balance right hand
enabling Kona to counter with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kona lands with a kick to the temple. Dinglestomper shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick
and Kona counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper is looking to clinch but Kona is avoiding it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kai Kona comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kona has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kai Kona!

Kai Kona seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: HFC 48 - Sitsongrit vs Repine     
Date:   Nov 21, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Demenok lands the left hand.
Demenok tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dinglestomper appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Demenok uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Demenok.
Dinglestomper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Demenok is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Demenok moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nice uppercut there from Demenok.
Demenok looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Demenok connects with a right hand. Dinglestomper shakes it off.
Demenok misses with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Demenok takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Demenok takes one to the chin there.
Demenok looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Demenok throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Demenok.
Demenok lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dinglestomper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it. #T1##CL2#
Demenok takes the fight into the clinch.
Demenok lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Demenok's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Demenok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Demenok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper pushes Demenok back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Demenok tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Demenok back against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Demenok scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
A nice left hand lands by Demenok.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Demenok stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Demenok struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
I was talking to Dinglestomper's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
A short right from Demenok.
Demenok doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Demenok misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the side of Demenok's head.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Demenok's elbow.
A right hand to the body from Demenok. #BC2#
Demenok breaks the clinch.
Dinglestomper connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Demenok jabs at Dinglestomper's body.
Demenok throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Demenok checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dinglestomper motions for Demenok to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Demenok takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Good leg kick by Demenok.
Demenok fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Demenok lands a nice looking body kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a straight right. Demenok didn't see that one coming.
Demenok tries to bum rush Dinglestomper with a series of wild strikes but Dinglestomper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A little feinted left hand from Dinglestomper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some bone on bone action there as Demenok checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Demenok now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T3#
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Demenok avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper lands a slapping body shot.
Demenok swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Demenok tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #CL2#
Demenok instigates a clinch.
Demenok misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Demenok.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Demenok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Demenok missing with knees to the body.
Demenok lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage as Demenok throws knees to the body.
Demenok can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Dinglestomper. #T4#
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Demenok blocks it.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Demenok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Demenok misses with a body punch.
A body shot lands from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Demenok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Demenok.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Demenok lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Demenok scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Demenok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Demenok.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Demenok does a little dance to reset his feet.
Demenok tries to close the distance and clinch but Dinglestomper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Demenok scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Demenok looks to land a body kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
Demenok blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Demenok.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Demenok's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Demenok.
Demenok lunges at Dinglestomper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dinglestomper's hand.
Demenok misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper motions for Demenok to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Demenok now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Demenok getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Demenok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Demenok throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Demenok connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T1#
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Demenok.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dinglestomper with a hook.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dinglestomper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper with a jab.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Demenok manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Dinglestomper gets tackled into the cage by Demenok. Demenok maintains the clinch.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Demenok. #BC2#
Demenok breaks the clinch.
Dinglestomper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Demenok was well out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Demenok thows a left - swing and a miss!
Demenok moves out of range as Dinglestomper throws a body kick.
Demenok swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Demenok ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Demenok throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Demenok counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Demenok. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Demenok moves out of range as Dinglestomper strikes.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice defenses there by Demenok.
Dinglestomper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Demenok appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Demenok tried to score with a low kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Demenok throws a body punch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick.
Demenok blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Demenok.
Demenok comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Demenok's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Demenok's leg but Demenok calmly moves out of range.
Demenok checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Demenok misses with a kick to the body. #T3#
Demenok looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Demenok looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Demenok takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Demenok cracks Dinglestomper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Demenok moves out of range.
A nice side step and Demenok releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dinglestomper steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Demenok. That one must have hurt.
Demenok fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
As Dinglestomper backs off Demenok throws a huge counter combo but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it all.
Dinglestomper is looking to land body kicks.
Demenok feints a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Demenok throws a lazy head kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Donk. Demenok catches Dinglestomper right on the button with a cross.
The fighters circling - Demenok throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Demenok thuds his right hand into Dinglestomper's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Demenok ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Demenok throws out a counter right but Dinglestomper avoids it with no problem.#T4#
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Demenok.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Demenok takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Demenok throws a head kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Demenok slips a straight right by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Demenok is able to avoid easily.
Demenok fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Demenok wants to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Demenok was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A nice leg kick lands there from Demenok.
Dinglestomper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Demenok fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Demenok looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Demenok throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Dinglestomper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Demenok's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Dinglestomper scores with a hook.
Demenok bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Demenok misses with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Demenok.
Dinglestomper doesn't manage to clinch there - Demenok circles away.
Demenok punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.
Demenok swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Dinglestomper tries to land a leg kick but Demenok saw it coming and moves away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Demenok! But no joy.
Demenok scores with a nice strike.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Some bone on bone action there as Demenok checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Demenok's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dinglestomper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Demenok throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper loads up on a big right hand but Demenok slips the punch.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
Dinglestomper tries to score with a low kick but Demenok moves his leg out of the way.
Demenok fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Rukter Demenok seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Demenok rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dinglestomper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Demenok tries to move into range but Dinglestomper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Demenok moves out of range easily.
Demenok scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Demenok fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Demenok misses with a combination
and Dinglestomper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Demenok throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Demenok moves out of range easily.
Demenok wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dinglestomper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Demenok connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dinglestomper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Demenok misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Demenok looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Demenok misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Demenok stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Demenok throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Demenok throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
A shot to the body from Dinglestomper misses
and Dinglestomper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Demenok lands with a nice combination. Dinglestomper backs away looking to recover.
Demenok lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Demenok throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Demenok fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Demenok jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dinglestomper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T3#
Dinglestomper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dinglestomper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Demenok under the eye.
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Demenok checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dinglestomper blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Demenok saw that one coming.
Demenok swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick that knocks Demenok off balance momentarily.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Rukter Demenok has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper swinging wildly here.
Demenok swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper throwing a counter right hand but Demenok manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper tried to score with a low kick but Demenok checks it.
Demenok connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Demenok.
Demenok's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T4#
Demenok moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Demenok.
Demenok is looking to chop away at Dinglestomper's legs.
Demenok slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Demenok avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Demenok tries to land a front kick but Dinglestomper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Demenok throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Demenok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Demenok on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Demenok connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Demenok has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dinglestomper.
Demenok takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Demenok misses with a hook
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Demenok's knee momentarily.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Demenok scores with a jab to the body.
Demenok throws a chopping leg kick but Dinglestomper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A little feinted left hand from Dinglestomper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Rukter Demenok.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:30
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

During a confident post fight interview, Saggy Dinglestomper thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: HFC 43 - Sitsongrit vs Gueguen     
Date:   Oct 17, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Donnelly throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
O Donnelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by O Donnelly.
O Donnelly takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dinglestomper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hare of the Dog Gym in the buildup to the fight.
O Donnelly throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
O Donnelly falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dinglestomper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
O Donnelly looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
O Donnelly keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
O Donnelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
O Donnelly scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
O Donnelly takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
O Donnelly shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Dinglestomper eats them both and turns towards O Donnelly to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.#CUT2#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
O Donnelly digs a good hook to Dinglestomper's body.
O Donnelly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#T1##CL#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch.
O Donnelly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike.
O Donnelly wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
O Donnelly tries to break the clinch but Dinglestomper is controlling the position.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
O Donnelly blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
O Donnelly is trying to break free.#T2#
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to work over O Donnelly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on O Donnelly's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC#
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from O Donnelly.
The fighters circling - O Donnelly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
O Donnelly blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper. #T3#
O Donnelly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
O Donnelly throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And Dinglestomper counters with a quick kick to the body but O Donnelly blocks it.
Dinglestomper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dinglestomper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and O Donnelly connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dinglestomper scrambles back to his feet.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but O Donnelly connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Shay O Donnelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
O Donnelly misses with a body punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.
O Donnelly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab.
A nice combination there by O Donnelly.
O Donnelly misses the shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
O Donnelly loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
O Donnelly walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
O Donnelly misses with a straight right. #T4#
O Donnelly throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
O Donnelly swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but O Donnelly moves out of range.
O Donnelly throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
O Donnelly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
O Donnelly throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dinglestomper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from O Donnelly.
O Donnelly fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dinglestomper appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
O Donnelly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dinglestomper takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #CL#
Dinglestomper clinches up against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
O Donnelly blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Dinglestomper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches O Donnelly on the side of the head.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
O Donnelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Shay O Donnelly seems to be getting the better of the standup.
O Donnelly misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
As O Donnelly tries to get set, Dinglestomper tries to push him back and clinch up but O Donnelly manages to avoid the attempt.
O Donnelly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper cracks O Donnelly with a good jab.
Dinglestomper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
O Donnelly misses with a body punch
and Dinglestomper makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
O Donnelly's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
O Donnelly misses with a straight left.
O Donnelly throws a right hand that misses
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from O Donnelly. #CL#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Dinglestomper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dinglestomper tries to work over O Donnelly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
O Donnelly has had enough of the clinch but Dinglestomper keeps him there for the moment.#T1#
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as O Donnelly controls the action.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Donnelly's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
O Donnelly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as O Donnelly controls his hands.
O Donnelly is trying to break free.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of O Donnelly backwards.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as O Donnelly controls his hands.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
O Donnelly is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
O Donnelly is trying to break free.
O Donnelly working hard to break the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
O Donnelly looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Donnelly's elbow.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head. #T3##BC2#
O Donnelly breaks from the clinch.
Dinglestomper connects with a good right hand that stumbles O Donnelly. O Donnelly circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
O Donnelly looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the head.
O Donnelly misses with a combination
letting Dinglestomper counter with a right hand.
O Donnelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
O Donnelly pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper moves in looking to clinch but O Donnelly pushes him off.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but O Donnelly swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A looping hook to the body misses from O Donnelly. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
O Donnelly misses with an uppercut
and Dinglestomper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fighters circling - O Donnelly throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T4#
O Donnelly misses with a shot to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a good, hard body kick but O Donnelly shrugs it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
O Donnelly throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking body kick.#CL#
Dinglestomper rushes O Donnelly and presses him up against the cage.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as O Donnelly controls the action.
O Donnelly wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch in the clinch.
O Donnelly is breathing heavily.
Dinglestomper tries to work over O Donnelly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
O Donnelly's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dinglestomper cracks O Donnelly with a nice body shot.
O Donnelly prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper pushes O Donnelly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
O Donnelly blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
O Donnelly throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.#CL#
Dinglestomper clinches with his opponent.
O Donnelly blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but O Donnelly avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but O Donnelly blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by O Donnelly.
O Donnelly blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
O Donnelly takes a shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by O Donnelly.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper. #T1#
O Donnelly tries to break free but Dinglestomper pushes him back against the cage.
O Donnelly blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down O Donnelly.
O Donnelly takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by O Donnelly.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
O Donnelly wants to break the clinch but can't.
O Donnelly blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by O Donnelly.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but O Donnelly blocks it.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as O Donnelly controls his hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T3#
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but O Donnelly uses good head movement to avoid it.
O Donnelly blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land. #BC#
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
O Donnelly circles away from the clinch attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from O Donnelly! But no joy.
O Donnelly takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that O Donnelly can do to turn this around?
O Donnelly lands a lovely overhand right.
O Donnelly will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by O Donnelly.
O Donnelly throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick.
O Donnelly takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T4#
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice hook.
O Donnelly scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
O Donnelly doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
O Donnelly loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
O Donnelly throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
O Donnelly darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
O Donnelly blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
O Donnelly looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper throws a counter high kick but O Donnelly was just alert enough to avoid it.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
O Donnelly misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
O Donnelly throws a lazy uppercut
and Dinglestomper counters with a good low kick that O Donnelly was not able to check.
Shay O Donnelly has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
O Donnelly lunges at Dinglestomper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dinglestomper's hand.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but O Donnelly is having none of it. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dinglestomper, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

During a confident post fight interview, Saggy Dinglestomper thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: CACC MUAY THAI 4     
Date:   Aug 14, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Whok!
Whok will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away. #CL#
Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper pushes Whok back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Whok blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Whok blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Whok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Whok misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the head.
Whok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Whok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
I was talking to Dinglestomper's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dinglestomper is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#T1#
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut. #BC#
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Whok throws a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Whok moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Whok looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch successfully.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper blocks an elbow strike.
Whok throws an elbow that misses.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Whok's ribcage. Whok let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Whok trying to land knees to the body.
Whok works on Dinglestomper's body with a couple of short punches.
Dinglestomper blocks the elbow strike.
Dinglestomper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dinglestomper takes an elbow to the forehead. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Whok misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper dodges an elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whok.
Whok scores with a hook to the body.
Whok told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Whok throws an elbow but misses.
Whok fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Whok can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dinglestomper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand into Whok's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Whok's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
A short uppercut from Dinglestomper.
Whok lands an elbow that stopped Dinglestomper in his tracks for a moment.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
Whok looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the side of Whok's head.
Whok misses with an elbow strike.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Whok lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whok's elbow.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Whok has Dinglestomper pressed against the ropes.
Whok misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper pushes Whok back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Whok tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whok pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.#T4#
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Whok misses with an elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Whok looks winded!
Whok is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dinglestomper is defending well for now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Whok.
Whok missing with knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper pushes Whok back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC#Whok is rocked!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dinglestomper as Whok tries to tie him up.
Whok pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinglestomper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Whok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand into Whok's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Whok's gas tank.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Whok.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Whok is still on wobbly legs! Can Dinglestomper finish him?
Dinglestomper throws a half hearted mid kick.
Whok seems to have recovered his senses.#CL#
Dinglestomper clinches up with Whok and pushes him back against the ropes.
Dinglestomper gets through Whok's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Whok lands an elbow just above Dinglestomper 's eye.
Saggy Dinglestomper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Whok lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Whok trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper avoids a wild elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
Whok throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Whok. #BC#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Whok throws a body kick that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Whok's knee momentarily.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short left from Dinglestomper. #T1#
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Whok controls his hands.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Whok creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Whok just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dinglestomper's brow.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Whok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Whok blocks it.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
Whok is breathing heavily.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Whok struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Whok misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Whok gets through Dinglestomper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Whok.
Whok creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Whok misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Whok can do to turn this around?
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Whok with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Whok trying to control the position but instead, Dinglestomper has worked for underhooks and has pushed Whok into the ropes.
Whok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Whok fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper.
A shot in the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whok's elbow.
Whok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Whok lands an elbow inside.
Dinglestomper is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Whok fails to land.
Whok throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
Whok pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinglestomper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Whok tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Whok lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Whok lands with a short shot to the head. #T4#
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Whok.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Whok's ribcage. Whok let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dinglestomper leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Whok lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Whok looking to stall.
Whok's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R3##CL#
Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Whok.
Whok misses with the head strike.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Whok swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whok tries to stall but Dinglestomper uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Whok pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Whok tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dinglestomper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Whok tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Whok back against the ropes.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Whok backwards. #BC#
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Whok looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Whok throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
Whok lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Whok with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Whok goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Whok moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow Whok down with leg kicks.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick. #CL#
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch successfully.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Whok's ribcage. Whok let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper lands a hook that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Whok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches. #T2#
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Whok lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Whok takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
A body shot lands from Dinglestomper.
Whok with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Whok blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper avoids a wild elbow strike from Whok.
Whok misses with some punches. #BC#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Whok has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.
Jab from Whok.
That kick from Dinglestomper tenderised Whok's leg. Whok is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T3#
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Whok moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
Whok wants to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Whok throws a solid leg kick but Dinglestomper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Whok.
Whok just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDinglestomper.#CL#
Dinglestomper drives through and clinches with Whok against the ropes.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Whok misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Whok.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Whok misses with a punch on the inside.
Whok misses with some punches. #BC#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Whok moves out of range easily.
Whok is looking to clinch. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Whok.
Dinglestomper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Whok manages to circle out of the way.
Whok misses with a leg kick.
As Whok tries to get set, Dinglestomper tries to push him back and clinch up but Whok manages to avoid the attempt.
Whok tries to clinch up but Dinglestomper circles away and keeps his distance.
Whok walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Whok misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Whok moves out of range.
Whok tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Dinglestomper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Whok is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Whok connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Whok with a nice calf kick.
Whok defending well as Dinglestomper loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and pushes Whok back into the ropes.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Whok lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Whok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper clearly takes that round.
That's time! Dinglestomper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R4#
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the leg kick from Whok.
Whok throws out a powerful jab.
Whok looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Danga de danga de dang - Whok scores with a four punch combination!
Dinglestomper blocks a low kick nicely.
A head kick from Dinglestomper lands but Whok takes it in his stride.
Piger Whok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#CL#
Dinglestomper clinches up with Whok and pushes him back against the ropes.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Whok misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks the elbow strike.
Whok takes a shot to the head.
Whok lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT2#It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper blocks the elbow strike.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Whok lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Whok swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whok trying to control the position but instead, Dinglestomper has worked for underhooks and has pushed Whok into the ropes.#BC#
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A clash of legs there as Whok blocks the low kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dinglestomper crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Whok - the referee stops the clock and Dinglestomper gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Whok. Dinglestomper manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Whok blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Whok. Dinglestomper shrugs it off though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Whok does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper thows a body kick. Whok tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Whok lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#T2#
Whok cracks Dinglestomper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Whok blocks the leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whok throws a front kick that sends Dinglestomper stumbling back into the ropes.
Whok tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Whok throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#CL2#
Whok moves into the clinch.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Whok swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Whok controls his hands.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Whok throws an elbow but it misses.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Whok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.#T3#
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whok's elbow.
Dinglestomper dodges an elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Whok fails to land.
Whok missing with knees to the body.
Whok lands a right hand.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Whok.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Whok misses with a body punch.
Whok is trying to stall.
Whok prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside. #T4#
Whok taking a breather.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Whok blocks an uppercut.
Whok throws an elbow but it misses.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper avoids a wild elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whok.
Whok misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Whok throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Whok controls the action.
Whok lands an elbow just above Dinglestomper 's eye.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Whok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper had his way with Piger Whok in that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R5#
Whok tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Whok on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CL#
Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
Whok with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance and cracks Whok with a big uppercut! Whok goes down! The referee pushes Dinglestomper away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will Whok make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! Dinglestomper takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Saggy Dinglestomper!
During a confident post fight interview, Saggy Dinglestomper thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: HFC 26 - Independence Day     
Date:   Jul 04, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Morales throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Morales looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Morales counters with a right hand to the body.
Morales waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Morales tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dinglestomper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A decent looking cross lands there for Morales.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Dinglestomper wants to slow Morales down by chopping away at his legs.
Morales steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper tries to land a body kick
and Morales counters with a nice body shot.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Morales.
Morales lands with a nice body punch.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Morales moves out of range easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper punishes Morales's body with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Morales stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T1#
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Morales misses with an uppercut.
Morales throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Morales.
Morales moves out of range as Dinglestomper throws a body kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Morales misses.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Morales strikes.
Morales tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Morales.
Dinglestomper throws an overhand right that lands on Morales's shoulder, as Morales tries to avoid the shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a looping overhand right but Morales ducks down to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper looks to throw the jab but Morales is out of range.
Morales goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Morales misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Morales checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
Morales misses with a straight right. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Morales swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Morales throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Morales moves away.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the body
and Morales makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dinglestomper is looking to land body kicks.
Morales appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Morales counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Morales on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Morales's sensitive parts. #CL2#
Morales has closed the distance and engaged Dinglestomper in a clinch.
Dinglestomper has had enough of the clinch but Morales keeps him there for the moment.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Morales dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Morales.
Morales blocks an uppercut.
Morales misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T3#
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Morales avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Morales scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Morales.
Morales blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Morales tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Morales lands a hook that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Morales working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Morales lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Morales has him pressed against the cage.
A short uppercut from Morales. #BC#
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Morales.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Morales lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Morales swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Morales scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T4#
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Morales lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Morales stalling the fight.
Morales's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Morales.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Morales lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Morales misses with a punch to the body.
Morales has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dinglestomper seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Morales can turn it around.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Morales.
Morales digs a right hand into Dinglestomper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dinglestomper's gas tank.
Morales blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Morales's elbow.
Morales goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Morales lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Morales is leaning against Dinglestomper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A shot in the inside from Morales.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Morales.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
I was talking to Dinglestomper's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Morales throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dinglestompers head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hector Morales dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Morales was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #CL#
Dinglestomper moves into range and clinches up with Morales.
Morales lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Morales misses with a punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Morales as the two fighters clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Morales.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Morales has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Morales tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Morales.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Morales misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Morales.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Morales.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Morales controls the action. #T1#
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Morales stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Morales.
Hector Morales seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short right from Morales.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A bit of stalling here from Morales.
Morales scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Morales gets through Dinglestomper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Morales fails to land.
Morales blocking some punches.
Morales blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Morales tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Morales back against the cage.
Morales misses with some punches. #T2#
Morales blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dinglestomper manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Morales blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Morales working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper stalling against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Morales scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Morales controls the action.
Morales lands a nice shot to the body.
Morales has Dinglestomper pressed against the cage. #T3#
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Morales lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Morales content to slow the pace in the clinch. #BC#
Dinglestomper breaks from the clinch.
Morales moves out of range as Dinglestomper strikes.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Morales misses.
Morales lands a nice shot to the body.
Morales scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Morales uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Morales checks a leg kick nicely.
Morales swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dinglestomper there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Morales.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Morales connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Morales thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big right from Morales misses. #T4#
Dinglestomper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#CL2#
Morales fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dinglestomper, pushing him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Morales lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper looking to stall.
Morales lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the head.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Morales lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Morales lands a body punch in the clinch.
Morales lands with a light punch inside.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Morales controls his hands.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A nice left hand lands by Morales.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Hector Morales will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Dinglestomper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Morales sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A countering left hand to the body from Morales misses.
Dinglestomper takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Morales avoids a kick to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Morales! But no joy.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Morales misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Morales. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
It looked like Dinglestomper was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Morales.#CL#
Dinglestomper instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Morales's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Morales.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Morales controls the action.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Morales can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Morales tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Morales goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper is working Morales over against the cage.#T1#
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Morales controls his hands.
Morales tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Morales lands with a left to the head.
Morales tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Morales back against the cage.
Morales tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Morales throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dinglestompers head.
Morales lands with a short shot to the head.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Morales fails to land.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Morales blocks an uppercut.
Morales lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Morales.
Morales lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Morales.
Morales blocks an uppercut. #T2#
Dinglestomper works on Morales's body with a couple of short punches.
Morales lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Morales uses good head movement to avoid it.
Morales can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Morales controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Morales takes a shot to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Morales.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Morales blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Morales misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Morales blocks it.
Morales fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Morales lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Morales creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Morales lands a body punch. #BC#
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a looping overhand right but Morales ducks down to avoid it.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a kick to the body
and Morales counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Morales looks to land a combination. Dinglestomper sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Morales blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Morales is out of range and Dinglestomper settles back down.
Dinglestomper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Morales lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dinglestomper.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Morales.
Morales misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike. #T4#
Morales lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dinglestomper.
Morales blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Morales.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Morales creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Morales.
Morales keeps control of Dinglestomper as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Morales working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Morales lands a body shot in the clinch.
Morales gets through Dinglestomper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Morales stalls.
Morales scores with a nice hook to the head.
Morales blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Morales scores with a hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hector Morales comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Morales has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight for Hector Morales!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Hector Morales!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Hector Morales!

Hector Morales wins by unanimous decision!

During a confident post fight interview, Hector Morales thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Madness 48 Wanker vs Nagashima     
Date:   May 16, 2020



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Test avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
The fighters circling - Test throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Test keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Fourth Test has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper throws a nice head kick!
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dinglestomper lands a front kick.
Test chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dinglestomper can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dinglestomper lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dinglestomper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Test looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Fourth Test seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Test.
Test definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper thumps Test with a low kick.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Test takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Test cracks Dinglestomper with an open hand slap.
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Test. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Test on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dinglestomper cracks the inside of Test's front leg.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It seemed like Dinglestomper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Test misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Good exchange - Dinglestomper coming out on top.
Test blocks the body kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a kick to the temple. Test shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
As Test backs off Dinglestomper throws a huge counter combo but Test manages to avoid it all.
Test rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dinglestomper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that half lands.
Test throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Test swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper lands a nice hook to Test's body. Test takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A telegraphed right hand from Test misses the target.
Dinglestomper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Test's head.
Test throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Test works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Test.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Test on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Test.
Test is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Test looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
It seemed like Dinglestomper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Test takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a left to the body.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Test's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Test down.
Test misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Test throws a poor cross that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Test's knee momentarily.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Test moves away.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes one to the chin there.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the midsection.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Test's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Test down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Test.
Test thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Test moved out of range.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
Test is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A combination from Test does no damage.
Test is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Test takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Test.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up.
Test throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice kick to the body.
Test lands the left hand.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Test's head.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the body.
Test misses with a body shot.
Test doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A big left from Test misses.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick. Test smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Test throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Test.

Fourth Test's cut is getting worse.
Dinglestomper lands with a kick to the temple. Test shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Test takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Test will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Test pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Test misses with a hook
and Dinglestomper counters with a body kick that stops Test in his tracks momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Test. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
A left lands for Dinglestomper.
Test misses with a left hand
and Test takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice body punch.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dinglestomper. Test shrugs it off though.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for a 1-2. Dinglestomper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper thumps Test with a low kick.
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Test throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Test doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper stuns Test with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Test moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper digs a good hook to Test's body.
Dinglestomper throws the left hand but Test avoids the punch easily.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Test is out of range.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Test.
Dinglestomper is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Dinglestomper walks into a left hand.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Test rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Test misses.
Test has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Test.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Test misses the jab.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A low kick from Test is predictable there
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick.
Test tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Test.
Dinglestomper goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Test avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Test.
Test throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the midsection.
Test gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Test takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Test misses with a looping right.
Test thows a left - swing and a miss!
A decent looking cross lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper cracks Test with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Test on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Test strikes.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Test looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Test.
Dinglestomper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Test's head.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Test misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Test's sensitive parts.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Dinglestomper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Test takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Test might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Test swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Test missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A slow jab from Test misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Test throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Test.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. Test looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Test stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab from Test misses.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dinglestomper, right into the meat.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body. Test takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!


Test throws a nice looking combination but Dinglestomper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dinglestomper throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Test.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Nice cross by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a high kick.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Test.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Test looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
A cross from Dinglestomper lands.
Test's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Test lands the left hand.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dinglestomper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper throws a push kick but Test slaps the foot to one side.
Test misses with a straight left.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dinglestomper. That's going to slow Test down.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Test.
Test throws a poor cross that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Test thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Test.
Dinglestomper moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Test's leg but Test calmly moves out of range.
Test throws a looping overhand right but Dinglestomper ducks down to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Test's head.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Test takes a step back to recover.
Test moves forwards but Dinglestomper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Test throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Test's head.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Test keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Fourth Test has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Test misses with a two punch combination.
Test misses with an uppercut.
Test throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Test.
Test is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dinglestomper clobbers Test with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the head.
Test connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow Test down with leg kicks.
Test looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Test misses with a straight right.
Test pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper throws out a powerful jab.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick that knocks Test off balance momentarily.
Test takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Test misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice uppercut.
Test waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Test looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Test fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dinglestomper on the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Test's front leg but catches the back leg as Test tries to avoid it.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a low kick, right behind Test 's knee.
Test has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Test there as he acknowledges the shot.
Test looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Test's belly button to the back.
Test throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper avoids them all with ease.
Test misses with a straight right.
Test avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Jab from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Test rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a three punch combo that has Test backing up. Test nods at Dinglestomper to acknowledge the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Test takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Test misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Test misses the target.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that Test semi-blocks.
Dinglestomper lands a front kick.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Test's legs.
Test swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Test takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Test.
Test misses with a straight right.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Test throws a right hand that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a one-two to the body.
Test pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A punch lands to the side of Test 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Test misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Test misses with a straight left.
Test throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
The fighters circling - Test throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!

Jumping up and down and very excited, Saggy Dinglestomper waved his t-shirt featuring Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: Madness 43 The Pursuit     
Date:   Apr 11, 2020
#R1#
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vaiduoklis throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
We've been told by Vaiduoklis's head coaches at Pantheon of Paroxysm that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Vaiduoklis on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vaiduoklis was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Vaiduoklis quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Vaiduoklis misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Vaiduoklis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Vaiduoklis keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a right hand.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Vaiduoklis jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick by Dinglestomper misses
and Vaiduoklis counters with a low kick, right behind Dinglestomper 's knee.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Vaiduoklis moves out of range.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Vaiduoklis feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down. #T1#
Vaiduoklis throws a head kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Nice jab there from Vaiduoklis.
Dinglestomper pushes Vaiduoklis away with a front kick.
Vaiduoklis tries to score with a low kick but Dinglestomper moves his leg out of the way.
Vaiduoklis throws a head kick that misses.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dinglestomper scores with a nice body kick.
Vaiduoklis throws a low kick, looking for Dinglestomper's leg but Dinglestomper calmly moves out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vaiduoklis's corner calls for a 1-2. Vaiduoklis obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #T2#
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Vaiduoklis is out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Vaiduoklis misses the target.
A bone on bone clash there as Vaiduoklis blocks the leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Vaiduoklis misses the target.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vaiduoklis throws a quick counter head kick but Dinglestomper was just out of range.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Vaiduoklis is just out of range.
Vaiduoklis half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with the body kick
and Vaiduoklis counters with a low kick, right behind Dinglestomper 's knee.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vaiduoklis tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper connects with a nice looking jab.
Vaiduoklis moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Vaiduoklis gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Vaiduoklis moved away.#T3#
Vaiduoklis takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Vaiduoklis saw that one coming.
Vaiduoklis is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Vaiduoklis doesn't seem bothered though.
Vaiduoklis walks into a left hand.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Vaiduoklis.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dinglestomper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Vaiduoklis on the side of the head.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Vaiduoklis throws out a leg kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range and Vaiduoklis only half commits.
Dinglestomper throws a counter combo.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Vaiduoklis moves out of range. #T4#
A head kick by Dinglestomper misses
and Vaiduoklis counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Vaiduoklis moves away and avoids it.
Vaiduoklis works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper misses the jab.
Vaiduoklis is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vaiduoklis has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Vaiduoklis on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dinglestomper misses with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Vaiduoklis jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Vaiduoklis.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dinglestomper.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vaiduoklis checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the leg kick from Vaiduoklis.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vaiduoklis.
Dinglestomper misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick
and Vaiduoklis counters with a thumping low kick.
Vaiduoklis dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dinglestomper. That did some damage!
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Vaiduoklis's front leg but catches the back leg as Vaiduoklis tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Vaiduoklis went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Dinglestomper throws a combination that misses
and Vaiduoklis counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dinglestomper thinking.
Vaiduoklis moves out of range of the body kick from Dinglestomper.
Vaiduoklis fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dinglestomper just manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Vaiduoklis fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dinglestomper finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dinglestomper lands a jab to Vaiduoklis's midsection.
Vaiduoklis looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming. #T1#
Dinglestomper throws a front kick aimed at Vaiduoklis's knee but Vaiduoklis avoids it well.
Dinglestomper misses with a series of wild punches.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Vaiduoklis tried to score with a low kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Vaiduoklis on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper obviously looking to wear him down.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Vaiduoklis slips a jab and a cross from Dinglestomper.
Vaiduoklis throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Vaiduoklis is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Vaiduoklis connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. #T2#
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vaiduoklis jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Vaiduoklis moves out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Vaiduoklis avoids it.
Vaiduoklis fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dinglestomper just manages to avoid it.
Vaiduoklis chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dinglestomper can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good standup being displayed there by Vaiduoklis as he connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick
letting Vaiduoklis counter with a right hand.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Vaiduoklis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Vaiduoklis checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good exchange - Vaiduoklis coming out on top.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Vaiduoklis sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Vaiduoklis throws a quick counter head kick but Dinglestomper was just out of range.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick nicely.
Dinglestomper has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
It looked like Vaiduoklis was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dinglestomper.#T3#
Vaiduoklis is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Vaiduoklis counters with a leg kick.
Vaiduoklis avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Vaiduoklis tried to counter with a leg kick but Dinglestomper avoided it.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Vaiduoklis ducked under it nicely.
Good shot there by Dinglestomper.
Vaiduoklis looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Vaiduoklis sizes up Dinglestomper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CUT#
That has opened up Saggy Dinglestomper's cut even more.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Vaiduoklis counters with an outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vaiduoklis is able to avoid easily.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick from Vaiduoklis.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vaiduoklis looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #T4#
Vaiduoklis fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Vaiduoklis moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vaiduoklis keeps Dinglestomper at a distance using the push kick.
Dinglestomper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Vaiduoklis counters with a solid body kick.
Dinglestomper is breathing heavily.
Vaiduoklis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Vaiduoklis checks it.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vaiduoklis looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Vaiduoklis throws a body kick that misses.
Dinglestomper tries to land a body kick
and Vaiduoklis counters with a thumping low kick.
Vaiduoklis throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Vaiduoklis throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Vaiduoklis moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Juodasis Vaiduoklis will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Dinglestomper throws a lazy body kick
and Vaiduoklis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vaiduoklis looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Vaiduoklis throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vaiduoklis.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice combination. Vaiduoklis backs away looking to recover.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Vaiduoklis moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Vaiduoklis tried to counter with a leg kick but Dinglestomper avoided it.
Vaiduoklis wants to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Vaiduoklis throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses
and Vaiduoklis counters with a lovely straight right hand!#ROC#
Dinglestomper is rocked!
Nice defenses there by Vaiduoklis.
Dinglestomper is still on wobbly legs! Can Vaiduoklis finish him?#T1#
Dinglestomper cracks the inside of Vaiduoklis's front leg.
Dinglestomper blocks a low kick nicely.
Vaiduoklis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Dinglestomper as he connects with a hook.
Vaiduoklis feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Dinglestomper collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Juodasis Vaiduoklis!
An out of breath and clearly excited Juodasis Vaiduoklis thanked Condemned for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: Madness Fright Night 27     
Date:   Feb 26, 2020
#R1#
Alves throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper avoids them all with ease.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Alves misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper works Alves's body with a nice hook.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Alves.
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into Alves's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Alves is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Alves goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Alves misses with a double jab.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Alves.
It seemed like Dinglestomper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alves.
A little feinted left hand from Alves on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dinglestomper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Alves circles away quickly and effectively.
Alves drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and moves away.#CL2#
Dinglestomper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Alves throws a head punch that misses. #T1#
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Alves backwards.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
A right hand to the body from Dinglestomper. #BC2#
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Alves takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Alves is breathing heavily.
Alves takes one to the chin there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alves throws a right hand that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dinglestomper connects with a superb combination that knocks Alves out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Dinglestomper before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Alves!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper made sure to mention his sponsor, Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing in his post fight interview.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 29, 2019
#R1#
Dinglestomper avoids the head kick by Lee.
Dinglestomper swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#TD2#
Lee shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dinglestomper's guard.
Dinglestomper working a defensive guard but Lee passes into half guard. #SU2#
Lee decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Lee tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dinglestomper swivels and escapes.
Dinglestomper is looking for a counter combo.
Lee wants to clinch up but Dinglestomper keeps it at a distance.
Dinglestomper throws a big counter combination but Lee scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#TD2#
Lee gets a takedown into half guard.
Lee works his way into full mount! #T1#
Dinglestomper tries to control the position but Lee now has his back.
Lee is punishing Dinglestomper with some ground and pound.
Lee gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
Lee slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Dinglestomper is in bad spot here.
Dinglestomper knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lee on the ground.
Lee is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position. #T2##SUB2#
Lee has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for Dinglestomper! Can he survive? No! He's out! Lee gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kwon Woo Lee!

 

 
 
 
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