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Event:
Combate 2: Umber vs. Tua
Date: Oct 03, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spam gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Zan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spam on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Spam has his takedown stuffed
and Zan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Spam takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
#KD2#
Zan cracks Spam with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Zan has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Spam to stand back up!#ROC2#Spam is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zan drops Spam with a straight right hand, right on the button! Zan follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tan Zan!
A relieved looking Tan Zan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
Combate FN1: Dead vs. Mathews
Date: Sep 19, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD2#
Spam closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into ODoyle's guard.#SUB#
ODoyle working for a triangle but Spam defends it easily.
Spam works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Spam moves into full mount! ODoyle won't be happy about that! #SUB2#
Spam is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Spam extends the arm and ODoyle is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jack Spam!
Jack Spam seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
GDL 43: Muhapuro vs River
Date: Jun 27, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spam fails with a takedown attempt.
Kimura looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice sprawl there from Kimura as Spam shoots in.#TD2#
Spam fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Kimura to the ground. Spam is now in Kimura's guard.
Spam looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Kimura looking for a guillotine here but Spam defends easily.
Kimura keeping moving, preventing Spam from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Kimura looking for a guillotine here but Spam defends easily.
Spam looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T1#
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Kimura is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spam advances to half guard.
Kimura knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Spam on the ground.#SUB2#
Spam seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Kimura is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jack Spam!
Jack Spam thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
TWGC 29 (170lbs, D2): Amsterdam Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Apr 17, 2020 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Irong Kasamsun (ranked 2055 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Spam (ranked 24447 p4p, 0 weight class). Irong Kasamsun has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Irong Kasamsun! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 3 losses; Jack Spam!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Albert Achterberg and Wagner Zegers.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Spam.
Kasamsun is looking to counter the offense by Spam and move into the clinch.
Kasamsun instigates a clinch.
Kasamsun lands a takedown into guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Kasamsun (2) vs (0) Spam
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kasamsun stopping the sweep attempt from Spam.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Spam holds on and takes a little breather.
Spam working a defensive guard here.
Kasamsun has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kasamsun slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spam is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Spam seems keen to control Kasamsun's posture.
Spam is trying to control the position but Kasamsun postures up.
Kasamsun controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kasamsun postures up.
Spam is looking to sweep but instead, Kasamsun has passed into half guard.
Kasamsun looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spam gets back to full guard.
Spam working a defensive guard here.
Spam can't keep his opponent in guard - Kasamsun advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kasamsun is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Spam tries to get to full guard but Kasamsun has control of the leg.
Spam is trying to control but can't.
Spam is trying to get back to full guard.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kasamsun is taking a breather. Spam says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Spam is looking to improve his position.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Kasamsun looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Kasamsun performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Spam is trying is best to control the position here.
We've been hearing good reports from Kasamsun's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Spam is looking to control Kasamsun's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Spam avoid being mounted?
Spam is trying to get back to full guard.
Kasamsun looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Spam is defending against the submission attempts here by Kasamsun.
Kasamsun with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Spam manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Spam tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kasamsun works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Spam holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Kasamsun seems to be working for a kimura but Spam defends the submission attempt.
Kasamsun sitting and controlling from the half guard.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Spam wants to get back to full guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Spam wants to improve his position but Kasamsun is controlling well.
Spam gets back to full guard.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Spam is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Spam looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Spam wants to control the position but Kasamsun says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Spam is trying to get back to full guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Spam wants to improve his position but Kasamsun is controlling well.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Kasamsun in particular looking to stall.
Kasamsun prevents Spam from improving his position.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Kasamsun is working for a kimura but Spam is defending it quite comfortably.
Kasamsun seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Spam does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Kasamsun is looking for a kimura but Spam is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Kasamsun to get the leverage.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Kasamsun content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Spam wants to get back to full guard.
Kasamsun wants to lay and pray for a moment but Spam keeps working.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kasamsun wants to work for an arm triangle but Spam is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kasamsun takes the fight on points by 2 to 0.
A victorious Irong Kasamsun thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
CACC 38
Date: Jan 04, 2020 |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Dwight Dumile (ranked 24579 p4p, 94 weight class) and Jack Spam (ranked 6691 p4p, 84 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 4 losses; Dwight Dumile! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 3 losses; Jack Spam!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Spam manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Dumile on his heels. He'll look to pass Dumile's guard now, I'm sure. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Dumile (0) vs (2) Spam
Spam controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Dumile trying to keep a closed guard but Spam is proving a slippery customer.
Spam won't allow Dumile to sweep him here.
Spam wants to control from the top but Dumile keeps moving.
Dumile is trying to control the position but Spam postures up.
Spam is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Dumile looking to hit a scissor sweep but Spam is one step ahead there.
Dumile is trying to hold Spam in close to prevent damage but Spam has managed to pass into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spam trying to mount his opponent but Dumile defends it.
Spam seems to be working for a kimura but Dumile defends the submission attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumile keeping hold of Spam's head, controlling as best he can.
Dumile is not content to let Spam control the position.
Dumile could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Dumile trying to control but Spam postures up.
Spam is looking to advance position but Dumile won't allow it.
Dumile is positioning himself well to prevent Spam advancing to mount.
Dumile has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Still in half guard, Spam seems content to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spam is trying to work for a kimura but Dumile is defending well.
Dumile wants to control but Spam is keeping busy.
Dumile is not content to let Spam control the position.
Dumile wants to improve his position but Spam is controlling well.
Dumile makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dumile.
Spam controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Spam is fighting to break Dumile's control of his arms but Dumile is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spam drops back looking for a leg! Dumile is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dumile manages to kick Spam off! Spam jumps back into Dumile's guard.
Dumile controls Spam momentarily but Spam frees himself.
Spam thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Dumile pulls Spam in to control the position.
Spam pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dumile is keeping the position for now.
Spam not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Dumile controls Spam momentarily but Spam frees himself.
Dumile tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Dumile is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dumile working a defensive guard here.
Dumile is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Spam is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Dumile tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dumile is working hard here to advance position.
Dumile not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dumile keeping full guard, as Spam tries to pass.
Spam trying to control but Dumile is working from the bottom.
Spam stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dumile swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dumile keeping moving, preventing Spam from controlling successfully.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Dumile looking for a sweep. Not yet Dumile, not yet.
Spam stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dumile swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Spam is fighting to break Dumile's control of his arms but Dumile is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Dumile trying to keep a closed guard but Spam is proving a slippery customer.
Spam tries to free his leg and advance position but Dumile is retaining full guard.
Dumile is controlling Spam's posture.
Dumile wants to sweep but no luck.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Dumile holds on and takes a little breather.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Spam stopping the sweep attempt from Dumile.
Spam is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Dumile is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Dumile not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dumile is trying to hold Spam in close to prevent damage but Spam has managed to pass into half guard.
Spam is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Spam is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Spam looks winded!
Dumile trying to hold on to Spam's head to control him but Spam postures up.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Dumile manages to get to full guard.
Dumile looking to hit a scissor sweep but Spam is one step ahead there.
Dumile pulls Spam in to control the position.
Spam preventing the sweep.
Dumile working a defensive guard here.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Dumile is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dumile is trying to control the position but Spam postures up.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Dumile is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Spam stopping the sweep attempt from Dumile.
Dumile managing to control the position.
Spam preventing the sweep.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Dumile is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dumile not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dumile is really struggling to control Spam but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Spam not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Spam preventing the sweep.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Dumile has control of Spam's left arm, preventing Spam from doing any damage.
Dumile is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Spam tries to free his leg and advance position but Dumile is retaining full guard.
Dumile trying to control the position.
Spam won't allow Dumile to sweep him here.
Dumile controlling the position.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Dumile is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dumile managing to control the position.
Dumile looking to hit a scissor sweep but Spam is one step ahead there.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Spam trying to control but Dumile is working from the bottom.
Dumile is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dumile wants to sweep but no luck.
Spam postures up.
Dumile wants to sweep but no luck.
Dumile keeping moving, preventing Spam from controlling successfully.
Dumile is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dumile is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dumile (2) vs (2) Spam
Dumile controls from within his opponent's guard.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Dumile.
Spam keeping moving, preventing Dumile from controlling successfully.
Spam throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dumile trying to control but Spam is working from the bottom.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Dumile's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dumile's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Spam is trying to keep Dumile in close.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Well,Dumile is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Dumile trying to control but Spam is working from the bottom.
Spam escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dumile gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dumile's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dumile wants to control from the top but Spam keeps moving.
Dumile got a little sloppy there for a moment and Spam has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dumile has managed to get both his arms back between Spam's legs - danger averted.
Dumile trying to control the position from guard on top but Spam is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Spam is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dumile is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Dumile seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Spam for as long as he can get away with.
Dumile continues to stall.
Spam is trying to keep Dumile in close.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Spam keeping moving, preventing Dumile from controlling successfully.
And that's the end of the fight!
As we have tied on points, we go to a tie breaker and Spam gets a bonus point for attempting more subs.
Spam wins on points by 3 to 2. |
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Event:
CACC 29
Date: Dec 14, 2019 |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Tim Shamrock (ranked 5530 p4p, 69 weight class) and Jack Spam (ranked 6257 p4p, 81 weight class). Jack Spam has the eye of the tiger tonight.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Tim Shamrock! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 3 losses; Jack Spam!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Spam drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Shamrock (0) vs (4) Spam
Spam advances to full mount. Score +2 for reaching mount: Shamrock (0) vs (6) Spam
Spam trying to control but Shamrock is having none of it.
Shamrock is desperately trying to improve his position but Spam has a good base and remains in mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spam jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Shamrock manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Shamrock is letting Spam control him for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shamrock is not content to let Spam control the position.
Shamrock gets back to half guard.
Shamrock is looking to control Spam's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Shamrock avoid being mounted?
Spam is looking for a kimura but Shamrock is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Spam to get the leverage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shamrock wants to control but Spam is keeping busy.
Shamrock wants to control the action here but instead Spam manages to pass to full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Shamrock (0) vs (9) Spam
Shamrock keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Shamrock is squirming around, avoiding Spam's attempts to control the action.
Spam goes for an armbar but Shamrock turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Shamrock. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Shamrock (2) vs (9) Spam
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Shamrock drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Shamrock jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spam is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Shamrock defends well.
Shamrock trying to control the position from guard on top but Spam is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shamrock got a little sloppy there for a moment and Spam has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Shamrock has managed to get both his arms back between Spam's legs - danger averted.
Spam managing to control the position.
Spam keeping moving, preventing Shamrock from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spam working for a triangle but Shamrock defends it easily.
Shamrock trying to control but Spam is working from the bottom.
Shamrock thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Spam is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Shamrock trying to control but Spam is working from the bottom.
Shamrock is really struggling to control Spam but he's trying to hold on to the position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Shamrock is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Spam trying to control the position.
Shamrock trying to control the position from guard on top but Spam is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spam keeping full guard, as Shamrock tries to pass.
Shamrock trying to control the position from guard on top but Spam is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spam is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Shamrock is aware though and is defending well.
Shamrock sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Spam pulls Shamrock in to control the position.
Spam keeping moving, preventing Shamrock from controlling successfully.
Spam can't keep his opponent in guard - Shamrock advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Shamrock is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Shamrock is working for a kimura but Spam is defending it quite comfortably.
Spam is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Shamrock's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Shamrock's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Shamrock (2) vs (13) Spam
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Shamrock trying to control the hands but Spam won't let him.
Shamrock tries to roll but Spam sticks to his back.
Shamrock is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Spam gets his way!
Shamrock looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Spam has managed to slip his arm under Shamrock's chin. This could be all over... yep, Shamrock is tapping out! Submission win for Spam.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jack Spam! |
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Event:
CACC 21
Date: Nov 23, 2019 |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Ryan Gordon (ranked 3153 p4p, 33 weight class) and Jack Spam (ranked 5683 p4p, 55 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Ryan Gordon! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 2 losses; Jack Spam!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
A momentary lapse in concentration from Gordon enables Spam to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Gordon manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Gordon (0) vs (2) Spam
Gordon is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Gordon pulls Spam in close to prevent any damage.
Spam pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gordon is keeping the position for now.
Gordon working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Spam doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Spam manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Gordon has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spam trying to control but Gordon is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gordon can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Spam controls the pace.
Spam trying to control but Gordon is working from the bottom.
Spam wants to pass the guard but Gordon is keeping the position.
Gordon can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Spam controls the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spam is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Gordon is trying to control the position but Spam postures up.
Gordon is really struggling to control Spam but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Spam tries to free his leg and advance position but Gordon is retaining full guard.
Gordon looking to control.
Spam tries to free his leg and advance position but Gordon is retaining full guard.
Gordon trying to keep a closed guard but Spam is proving a slippery customer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gordon keeping moving, preventing Spam from controlling successfully.
Gordon looking to control.
Gordon is pulling down on Spam's head. It's preventing any offense from Spam, at least for the moment.
Gordon is trying to keep Spam in close.
Spam stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Gordon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Spam wants to control from the top but Gordon keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gordon working for submissions but it's allowed Spam to get to half guard.
Gordon is trying to get back to full guard.
Gordon trying to hold on to Spam's head to control him but Spam postures up.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Gordon wants to improve his position but Spam is controlling well.
Spam wants to control but Gordon is keeping him busy.
Gordon trying to hold on to Spam's head to control him but Spam postures up.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Spam is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Spam is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Gordon defends it well.
Gordon trying to hold on to Spam's head to control him but Spam postures up.
Gordon is staying active underneath Spam, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Gordon trying to control here.
Spam is keen to just control but Gordon is a slippery customer.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Spam might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Gordon haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Spam is thwarting Gordon's attempts to control the position.
Spam is looking to advance position but Gordon won't allow it.
Spam sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Spam wants to take a breather but Gordon is having none of it.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Spam is thwarting Gordon's attempts to control the position.
Spam is just content to waste time from the top position. Gordon takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Gordon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gordon has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Spam looking to sit in guard and control but Gordon gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Gordon (2) vs (2) Spam
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Gordon passes into half guard.
Gordon seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Spam does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Spam trying to control here.
Spam makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Spam.
Gordon trying to control but Spam is working from the bottom.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Gordon wants to pass the guard but Spam is keeping the position.
Gordon trying to control the position from guard on top but Spam is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gordon slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. Score +3 for passing guard: Gordon (5) vs (2) Spam
Gordon is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Spam has escaped the position, nice work there.
Gordon trying to control the action but Spam is working from the bottom.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Gordon is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Spam is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Spam tries to control but Gordon manages to take his back. Score +3 for taking back: Gordon (8) vs (2) Spam
Spam trying to control the hands but Gordon breaks the grip.
Gordon working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Spam looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Gordon has the hooks in. Spam is starting to panic. He's trying to push off one of the legs but he's left his neck open to attack. Gordon passes his arm under Spam's neck and tightens up a rear naked choke! This one is surely all over! Yes, Spam taps!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 12:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Ryan Gordon! |
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Event:
CACC 13
Date: Nov 02, 2019 |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Rolf Ottke (ranked 5722 p4p, 57 weight class) and Jack Spam (ranked 5257 p4p, 48 weight class). Ottke comes into the arena with Beautiful Day- U2 blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 3 losses; Rolf Ottke! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Jack Spam!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Spam shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ottke pinned against the ropes. Ottke gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ottke tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Spam manages to circle out of the way.
Spam goes for a double leg but Ottke avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the ropes as Ottke continues to drive forward.
Spam fails with a takedown attempt.
Rolf Ottke has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Spam.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spam fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Ottke sprawls well initially but Spam persists and gets the takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Ottke (0) vs (2) Spam
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ottke trying to hold on to Spam's head to control him but Spam postures up.
Spam wants to pass to mount but Ottke is defending the position.
Spam slows the pace down in half guard.
Spam is working for a submission of some sort.
Spam is trying to work for a kimura but Ottke is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ottke works his way to full guard. Good work.
Spam stopping the sweep attempt from Ottke.
Spam not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Ottke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ottke is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ottke looking to control.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Ottke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ottke working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Spam doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Spam manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Ottke is looking to sweep but instead, Spam has passed into half guard.
Spam is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Ottke sees it coming and defends easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Spam is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ottke works his way to full guard. Good work.
Ottke is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Ottke looking for a sweep. Not yet Ottke, not yet.
Ottke keeping moving, preventing Spam from controlling successfully.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Ottke keeping full guard, as Spam tries to pass.
Spam trying to control the position from guard on top but Ottke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ottke looking for a guillotine here but Spam defends easily.
Ottke looking for a sweep. Not yet Ottke, not yet.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Ottke keeping full guard, as Spam tries to pass.
Ottke trying to keep a closed guard but Spam is proving a slippery customer.
Ottke is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Ottke (2) vs (2) Spam
Ottke is thwarting Spam's attempts to control the position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Ottke in particular looking to stall.
Ottke seems to be looking for submissions.
Ottke wants to control but Spam is keeping him busy.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Ottke is working for a submission of some sort.
Ottke trying to pass the guard but Spam defending well.
Ottke is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Spam! Score +3 for passing guard: Ottke (5) vs (2) Spam
Ottke looking to secure an arm triangle but Spam defends it well.
Ottke looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Ottke is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Spam has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Spam is squirming around, avoiding Ottke's attempts to control the action.
Spam wants to hold on but Ottke pushes him away.
Ottke working for a submission but Spam is keeping him at bay.
Ottke tries to control but Spam wriggling away.
Spam tries to lock up and control but Ottke gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Spam sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Ottke is looking to advance position but Spam won't allow it.
Ottke is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Spam has managed to free his arm - good work.
Ottke is trying to control. Spam wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Ottke is just content to waste time from the top position. Spam takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Spam working a defensive guard here.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Ottke controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Ottke wants to control from the top but Spam keeps moving.
Spam keeping full guard, as Ottke tries to pass.
Ottke trying to control the position from guard on top but Spam is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spam is trying to control the position but Ottke postures up.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Ottke wants to control from the top but Spam keeps moving.
Ottke is really struggling to control Spam but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Ottke sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Spam's guard.
Ottke sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Ottke is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Spam wants to improve his position but Ottke is controlling well.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Spam is not content to let Ottke control the position.
Spam trying to control here.
Ottke performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Spam trying to control but Ottke postures up.
Ottke is looking for a kimura but Spam is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Ottke to get the leverage.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Ottke is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Spam has managed to free his arm - good work.
Spam trying to control from the bottom.
Well, if Ottke is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Spam trying to hold on to Ottke's head to control him but Ottke postures up.
Spam is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Ottke is working for a kimura but Spam is defending it quite comfortably.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Ottke works his way into full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Ottke (8) vs (2) Spam
Spam keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Ottke looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Spam is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ottke takes the fight on points by 8 to 2.
An out of breath and clearly excited Rolf Ottke thanked Checkmate Fight Store for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him). |
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Event:
TWGC 26 (155lbs, D3): Sydney Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Oct 17, 2019 |
Coming up we have a lightweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Jack Spam (ranked 4778 p4p, 40 weight class) and Scar Ambe (ranked 621 p4p, 80 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Ambe's choice of entrance music: Yung Bleu - Perk Emotions. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Jack Spam! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Scar Ambe!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Winston Howard and Steve Erwin.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Ambe looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Spam (0) vs (2) Ambe
Ambe passes to full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Spam (0) vs (5) Ambe
Ambe controlling the pace for now.
Spam is desperately trying to improve his position but Ambe has a good base and remains in mount.
Ambe sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Spam is in all sorts of trouble here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ambe jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Spam manages to avoid the submission attempt.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spam is trying to improve his position.
Spam is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Ambe off and has taken his back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Spam (4) vs (5) Ambe
Ambe wants to escape the position.
Ambe is keeping busy.
Ambe is really stuck here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spam working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Ambe manages to reverse the position and now he's in Spam's guard. Nice work there by Ambe.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Spam (4) vs (7) Ambe
Ambe not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Ambe trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ambe advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Spam (4) vs (10) Ambe
Ambe staying calm.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spam tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Ambe wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Spam tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Ambe presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount! Score +2 for reaching mount: Spam (4) vs (12) Ambe
Ambe controlling the pace for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Spam is trying desperately to improve position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ambe takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Ambe avoids the attempt from Spam to control.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Ambe sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Let's hope that Ambe has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Spam is looking to get to half guard.
Ambe controlling from the full mount.
Ambe looking to secure an arm triangle but Spam defends it well.
Spam is trying to escape the mount.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Ambe content just to control the position here.
It looks like Ambe might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Spam is desperately trying to improve his position but Ambe has a good base and remains in mount.
Ambe controlling the pace for now.
Spam wants to control but Ambe is having none of it.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Ambe wants to finish this one by submission but Spam is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Ambe.
Spam tries to reverse the position but Ambe maintains control.
Ambe controlling his opponent.
Spam tries to hold on but Ambe postures up.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Ambe controlling the pace for now.
Spam wants to control but Ambe is having none of it.
Ambe takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Ambe.
Ambe's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Spam tries to lock up and control but Ambe gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Ambe takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Spam really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Ambe has hold of Spam's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Spam manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Spam slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Spam is trying to maintain the position but Ambe is very close to passing his half guard.
Ambe looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Spam is looking for a sweep. Ambe is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Ambe not doing much here.
Ambe moves nicely into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Spam (4) vs (15) Ambe
The referee asks Ambe politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Ambe prefers to stall for the moment though.
Spam is trying to control Ambe's posture but Ambe avoids it.
Ambe advances nicely into full mount. Score +2 for reaching mount: Spam (4) vs (17) Ambe
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Ambe controlling from mount.
Spam is working to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ambe controlling from mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ambe wins on points by 17 to 4.
As Scar Ambe got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: keep the step dad fags comin!!'. |
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