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Event:
BFC 13: Olstein Vs. The Blade
Date: Jul 04, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Bataglia scores with a nice head shot.
Bataglia throws a series of punches but Thinkshisfunny moves out of range.
Thinkshisfunny is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Thinkshisfunny takes one on the button.
A left lands for Bataglia.
Bataglia cracks Thinkshisfunny with a good jab.
Bataglia tries to bum rush Thinkshisfunny with a series of wild strikes but Thinkshisfunny uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bataglia jabs Thinkshisfunny to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Thinkshisfunny avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thinkshisfunny with the counter takedown but Bataglia avoids it easily.#T1#
Bataglia swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lorenzo Bataglia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Thinkshisfunny ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thinkshisfunny moves away from the strike by Bataglia.
Bataglia ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bataglia throws a jab when Thinkshisfunny was well out of range.
Bataglia lands a nice looking body shot.
#T2#
Bataglia digs a good body shot into Thinkshisfunny's ribs.
Bataglia missing with a left hand there. Thinkshisfunny was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from Bataglia misses.
Bataglia misses with a body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bataglia, as that shot connected.
#T3#
A decent looking cross lands there for Bataglia.
Bataglia fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Thinkshisfunny takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Thinkshisfunny takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bataglia fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bataglia moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lorenzo Bataglia seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T4#
Bataglia lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Thinkshisfunny slips a straight right by Bataglia.
Thinkshisfunny changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bataglia scores with a crisp jab that stopped Thinkshisfunny in his tracks.
Bataglia scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bataglia misses with a shot to the body #TD2#
and Thinkshisfunny decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bataglia's guard.
Thinkshisfunny being controlled here momentarily.
Thinkshisfunny throwing strikes from guard but Bataglia blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lorenzo Bataglia dominated that round.
That's time! Bataglia's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
A slow jab from Bataglia misses its intended target.
Bataglia is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Thinkshisfunny keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bataglia.
Bataglia lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
It looks like Bataglia has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Bataglia tests Thinkshisfunny's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thinkshisfunny slips under a jab.
Bataglia lands with a right hand. #T1#
Bataglia scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Lorenzo Bataglia is winning the standup battle so far.
Thinkshisfunny needs to keep his hands up - Bataglia had a free shot at his head there.
Bataglia throws a body punch but Thinkshisfunny moves out of range.
Thinkshisfunny with the counter takedown but Bataglia avoids it easily.
Bataglia lands with a cross.
Bataglia is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thinkshisfunny can do to turn this around?
Bataglia connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Thinkshisfunny's hands.
Bataglia throws a hook but Thinkshisfunny blocks it.#T2#
Bataglia ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bataglia throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thinkshisfunny changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bataglia throws a right and a left that Thinkshisfunny avoids nicely.
Thinkshisfunny changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A punch lands to the side of Thinkshisfunny 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bataglia takes a swing at Thinkshisfunny's ribcage but misses.
Bataglia lands with a nice body punch. #T3#
Bataglia lands with a nice body punch.
Bataglia misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thinkshisfunny.
Thinkshisfunny changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bataglia lands a nice looking body shot.
Bataglia works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bataglia uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A jab from Bataglia does it's job there.#T4#
A telegraphed right hand from Bataglia misses the target.
Thinkshisfunny moves out of range of the strikes.
And Thinkshisfunny tries to counter it with a takedown but Bataglia pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bataglia lands a head shot.
Bataglia connects with a good right hand that stumbles Thinkshisfunny. Thinkshisfunny circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bataglia rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#TD2#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Thinkshisfunny.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lorenzo Bataglia dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Bataglia fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Thinkshisfunny slips under a jab from Bataglia.
Thinkshisfunny changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Thinkshisfunny drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bataglia looks to score with a jab to the body but Thinkshisfunny is just out of range.
Thinkshisfunny tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thinkshisfunny avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bataglia misses with a body shot.
Thinkshisfunny changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T1#
Thinkshisfunny gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bataglia thuds his right hand into Thinkshisfunny's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bataglia tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thinkshisfunny was well out of range. Poor timing from Bataglia.
Bataglia connects with a single shot there.
Bataglia scores with a hook.
Bataglia misses with a looping right.
Thinkshisfunny tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#T2#
Bataglia misses with a series of wild punches.
Thinkshisfunny drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bataglia defends it well.
Nice body punch from Bataglia.
Thinkshisfunny moves out of range of the strikes.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A lazy left from Bataglia finds it's target.#T3#
Bataglia lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bataglia works Thinkshisfunny's body with a nice hook.
Thinkshisfunny has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Thinkshisfunny there as he acknowledges the shot.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bataglia getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A swing and a miss from Bataglia.#T4#
Thinkshisfunny's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bataglia connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Thinkshisfunny scrambles back to his feet.
Thinkshisfunny takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bataglia wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nice jab there from Bataglia.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bataglia throws a hook but Thinkshisfunny blocks it.
Lorenzo Bataglia is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bataglia ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lorenzo Bataglia showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bataglia, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 30:26
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:26
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lorenzo Bataglia! |
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Event:
BFC 9: Gracie Vs. The Blade 2
Date: Jun 06, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Anderson misses with a head kick.
Thinkshisfunny half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Anderson throws a series of punches but Thinkshisfunny avoids them all with ease.
Thinkshisfunny appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Anderson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Anderson lands a high kick!
Anderson tries a head kick but it misses.
Thinkshisfunny drops down looking for a counter takedown but Anderson sprawls and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Anderson pushes Thinkshisfunny up against the cage in a clinch.
Thinkshisfunny goes for a takedown attempt but Anderson pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Anderson throws a head kick that misses.
Thinkshisfunny feinted with a counter takedown.#T1##CL2#
Anderson clinches up with Thinkshisfunny and pushes him back against the cage.
Thinkshisfunny has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Anderson after a bit of a struggle.
Thinkshisfunny is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Anderson is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kebab Thinkshisfunny. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Thinkshisfunny gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Anderson wants to improve his position but Thinkshisfunny is controlling well.
Thinkshisfunny blocks the strikes from Anderson.
Anderson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anderson keeps trying to improve his position.#T2#
Anderson slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Anderson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Thinkshisfunny with a flurry of punches that miss.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Anderson wants to sweep here but Thinkshisfunny controlling him for the moment.
Anderson controls Thinkshisfunny momentarily but Thinkshisfunny frees himself. #SUB2#
Anderson is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Thinkshisfunny frees his head nicely. Oh but Anderson has switched to an armbar! Thinkshisfunny is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Alexander Anderson!
Alexander Anderson took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'THATS WHAT YOU GET,THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET'. |
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Event:
UnderGround FC 107
Date: Mar 28, 2020 |
#R1#
Shin Bum misses with a double jab
#TD#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a single leg into guard. Shin Bum didn't expect that. #ES2#
Shin Bum has his feet on Thinkshisfunny's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Shin Bum falls off balance throwing a combination
#TD#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Shin Bum! #ROC#
Shin Bum is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shin Bum is looking to reverse the position.
Shin Bum manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Thinkshisfunny on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Thinkshisfunny tries to get out of the position.
Thinkshisfunny is looking for a sweep. Shin Bum is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Shin Bum is trying to control the action in half guard but Thinkshisfunny is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Shin Bum prevents Thinkshisfunny from improving his position.
Thinkshisfunny is pressing down on Shin Bum's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Thinkshisfunny is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shin Bum is fighting to break Thinkshisfunny's control of his arms but Thinkshisfunny is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.#T1#
Thinkshisfunny's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Thinkshisfunny looking for a sweep. Not yet Thinkshisfunny, not yet.
Shin Bum trying to control but Thinkshisfunny is working from the bottom.
Thinkshisfunny looking for a sweep. Not yet Thinkshisfunny, not yet.
Thinkshisfunny has control of Shin Bum's left arm, preventing Shin Bum from doing any damage.
Shin Bum wants to pass the guard but Thinkshisfunny is keeping the position.
Shin Bum wants to control from the top but Thinkshisfunny keeps moving. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Shin Bum stopping the sweep attempt from Thinkshisfunny.
Shin Bum wanted to stand there but Thinkshisfunny had control of the position. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Shin Bum throws a combination that misses #TD#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a nice double leg into side control. Shin Bum won't be happy with that.
Thinkshisfunny looks up at the clock and then as Shin Bum takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Thinkshisfunny smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Shin Bum tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Thinkshisfunny wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Shin Bum dodges the ground and pound from Thinkshisfunny.
Thinkshisfunny misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Shin Bum wants to control but Thinkshisfunny postures up.
Shin Bum might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Thinkshisfunny haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Thinkshisfunny tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. #T3#
You can see the frustration on Shin Bum's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The ground and pound from Thinkshisfunny seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Thinkshisfunny grinds an elbow into Shin Bum's temple.
Shin Bum wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Shin Bum is looking to regain half guard here but Thinkshisfunny keeps moving and retains side control.
Shin Bum keeps trying to improve his position.
Thinkshisfunny definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Shin Bum gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Shin Bum gets full guard.#T4#
Shin Bum looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Shin Bum is still trying to improve position.
Shin Bum pulls Thinkshisfunny in close to prevent any damage.
Shin Bum wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Thinkshisfunny manages to pass to side control.
Thinkshisfunny is trying to control. Shin Bum wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Shin Bum is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Shin Bum wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Kebab Thinkshisfunny will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Shin Bum misses with a body punch
#TD#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a shoot takedown. Shin Bum fights it but they end up in guard. #ES2#
Shin Bum kicks Thinkshisfunny off and gets to his feet.
Park Shin Bum is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shin Bum looks to land a combination. Thinkshisfunny sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Shin Bum misses with a combination
#TD#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Shin Bum is still in real trouble! Can Thinkshisfunny finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thinkshisfunny lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ground and pound from Thinkshisfunny.
Shin Bum tries to get to full guard but Thinkshisfunny has control of the leg.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Shin Bum is trying to control but Thinkshisfunny manages to pass to mount!
Shin Bum is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Shin Bum seems to have recovered his senses.#T1#
Thinkshisfunny landing strikes, looking to finish!
Shin Bum really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thinkshisfunny cracks Shin Bum with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kebab Thinkshisfunny!
The defeated Park Shin Bum had this to say: 'Its life hes better tonight and im not so hes the winner. Props to him he worked this hard just to defeat me. And hes got the job done. Im out. !!! DROP THE MIC.'.
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Event:
QFC Tournament 963 Round 4
Date: Feb 19, 2020 |
#R1#
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Mattonen is defended easily by Thinkshisfunny.#TD2#
Mattonen closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mattonen lands in his opponent's guard.
Mattonen won't allow Thinkshisfunny to sweep him here. #SUB2#
Mattonen drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Thinkshisfunny manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Mattonen has Thinkshisfunny in his guard.#REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Thinkshisfunny has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Mattonen to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Thinkshisfunny is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Mattonen pulls down on the head and he's put Thinkshisfunny to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Matti Mattonen!
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Event:
QFC Tournament 963 Round 3
Date: Feb 18, 2020 |
#R1##TD2#
Thinkshisfunny throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Hanzo tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Thinkshisfunny is in Hanzo's guard.#SUB#
Hanzo has his foot on Thinkshisfunny's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Thinkshisfunny works his way back into a safe position though.
Thinkshisfunny distracts Hanzo with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Thinkshisfunny should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Hanzo wants to get back to his feet but Thinkshisfunny is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Thinkshisfunny being controlled here momentarily.
Thinkshisfunny throws a strike but Hanzo rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Thinkshisfunny is pulling down on Hanzo's head to control his posture.
Thinkshisfunny wants to sweep but no luck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thinkshisfunny wants to improve his position but instead Hanzo has moved into half guard.
Thinkshisfunny really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hanzo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hanzo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thinkshisfunny keeps control of the position for the meantime. #T1#
Thinkshisfunny keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hanzo sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Thinkshisfunny defending well though. #SU#
Hanzo stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Thinkshisfunny to get to his feet. #TD2#
Thinkshisfunny throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Hanzo was covering up waiting for the punch and Thinkshisfunny finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Hanzo will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Thinkshisfunny throws a big right hand that misses.
Hanzo keeping moving, preventing Thinkshisfunny from controlling successfully.
Thinkshisfunny working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Thinkshisfunny must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Thinkshisfunny landing some decent shots from guard. #T2#
Hanzo pulls Thinkshisfunny in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hanzo has momentary wrist control but Thinkshisfunny slips an elbow through the middle.
Hanzo trying to control the position.
Thinkshisfunny slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Hanzo is trying to keep Thinkshisfunny in close.
Thinkshisfunny keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hanzo's head.
Hanzo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T3#
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hanzo seems keen to control Thinkshisfunny's posture.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thinkshisfunny's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #SUB#
Hanzo has his foot on Thinkshisfunny's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Thinkshisfunny works his way back into a safe position though.
Thinkshisfunny postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hanzo is trying to keep Thinkshisfunny in close.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hanzo wants to get back to his feet but Thinkshisfunny is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Hanzo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T4#
Thinkshisfunny stands up over Hanzo, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Thinkshisfunny with a nice head shot there.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of decent looking shots.#ROC2#
Hanzo is rocked!#SUB#
Hanzo is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Thinkshisfunny is aware though and is defending well.
Oh Hanzo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thinkshisfunny works over Hanzo with some ground and pound from guard.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands a big shot to Hanzo's brow.
Thinkshisfunny postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Hanzo covers up, he's hurt! Thinkshisfunny keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Thinkshisfunny and the ref steps in to end the fight! Thinkshisfunny can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kebab Thinkshisfunny!
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Event:
QFC Tournament 963 Round 2
Date: Feb 17, 2020 |
#R1#
Uremeshi swings widly with a right hand
#TD2#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Thinkshisfunny stalling.
Uremeshi trying to hold on to Thinkshisfunny's head to control him but Thinkshisfunny postures up.
Thinkshisfunny scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Uremeshi is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Thinkshisfunny's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Thinkshisfunny's back!
Thinkshisfunny really must keep his cool here. He's controlling one of Uremeshi's hands and whilst he does that, he's got a chance of escaping the position.
Thinkshisfunny tries to escape the position.
Thinkshisfunny manages to reverse the position and now he's in Uremeshi's guard. Nice work there by Thinkshisfunny.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thinkshisfunny engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands a big shot to Uremeshi's brow.
Thinkshisfunny must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Thinkshisfunny is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #T1#
Thinkshisfunny slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Uremeshi trying to control the position.
Thinkshisfunny is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thinkshisfunny stopping the sweep attempt from Uremeshi.
Uremeshi trying to keep a closed guard but Thinkshisfunny is proving a slippery customer.
Thinkshisfunny with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with some ground and pound.
Thinkshisfunny landing some decent shots from guard.
Thinkshisfunny controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with punches to the head and body.
Uremeshi wants to sweep here but Thinkshisfunny controlling him for the moment.
Thinkshisfunny engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Thinkshisfunny working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T2#
Thinkshisfunny slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Thinkshisfunny makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Thinkshisfunny is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Uremeshi wants to sweep but no luck.
Uremeshi is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Thinkshisfunny engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #ES#
Uremeshi kicks Thinkshisfunny off and gets to his feet.
Uremeshi misses with a lunging right hand
#TD2#
and Thinkshisfunny decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Uremeshi's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thinkshisfunny stopping the sweep attempt from Uremeshi.
Uremeshi trying to control the position.
Uremeshi is really struggling to control Thinkshisfunny but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Uremeshi being controlled here, momentarily. #T3#
Thinkshisfunny is working Uremeshi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Uremeshi can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Thinkshisfunny controls the pace.
Uremeshi looking to hit a scissor sweep but Thinkshisfunny is one step ahead there.
Uremeshi not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Thinkshisfunny controls from within his opponent's guard.
Let's hope that Thinkshisfunny has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Thinkshisfunny.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Uremeshi is trying to keep Thinkshisfunny in close.
Thinkshisfunny showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Touma Uremeshi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Uremeshi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thinkshisfunny manages to avoid it.
Uremeshi misses with an uppercut.
Thinkshisfunny feints the counter takedown.
Uremeshi misses with a combination
#TD2#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Thinkshisfunny.
Thinkshisfunny should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Thinkshisfunny is in close to Uremeshi's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Uremeshi not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Thinkshisfunny not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Uremeshi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thinkshisfunny.
And Thinkshisfunny tries to counter it with a takedown but Uremeshi pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Uremeshi throws an ugly left hook that misses
#TD2#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Uremeshi!
A lull in the action here.
Uremeshi is looking for a sweep.
Uremeshi is being controlled here.
Thinkshisfunny is continuing to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thinkshisfunny scores with punches from side control.
Thinkshisfunny working the ground and pound.
Thinkshisfunny working the head and body with strikes. #T1#
Thinkshisfunny working the ground and pound from side control.
Uremeshi gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Thinkshisfunny winds up and cracks Uremeshi with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Thinkshisfunny keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Thinkshisfunny prevents Uremeshi from improving his position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Thinkshisfunny in particular looking to stall.
Uremeshi trying to control but Thinkshisfunny postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Thinkshisfunny working over Uremeshi with some ground and pound. Uremeshi looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Well, if Thinkshisfunny is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Thinkshisfunny prevents Uremeshi from improving his position.
Thinkshisfunny sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T2#
Uremeshi has hold of Thinkshisfunny's hands but Thinkshisfunny slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Thinkshisfunny takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Uremeshi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Thinkshisfunny scores with a couple of nice shots.
Thinkshisfunny seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Thinkshisfunny lands strikes from half guard.
Thinkshisfunny controlling the action here.
Thinkshisfunny working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Thinkshisfunny keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Thinkshisfunny lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Still in half guard, Thinkshisfunny seems content to control.
Uremeshi wants to control but Thinkshisfunny is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Thinkshisfunny slips a nice elbow through Uremeshi's hands, connecting with Uremeshi's forehead.
Ground and pound from Thinkshisfunny.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thinkshisfunny is thwarting Uremeshi's attempts to control the position.
Thinkshisfunny content to control rather than advance. #T3#
Uremeshi trying to hold on to Thinkshisfunny's head to control him but Thinkshisfunny postures up.
Thinkshisfunny content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Thinkshisfunny has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Uremeshi has hold of Thinkshisfunny's hands but Thinkshisfunny slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Thinkshisfunny takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Thinkshisfunny scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Uremeshi trying to control here.
Thinkshisfunny seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Thinkshisfunny working Uremeshi over with strikes.
Thinkshisfunny controlling the pace. #T4#
Thinkshisfunny working over Uremeshi with some ground and pound. Uremeshi looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Uremeshi has hold of Thinkshisfunny's hands but Thinkshisfunny slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Thinkshisfunny is controlling the pace.
Uremeshi tries to get to full guard but Thinkshisfunny has control of the leg.
Thinkshisfunny drops an elbow to the side of Uremeshi's head.
Uremeshi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Thinkshisfunny scores with a couple of nice shots.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Thinkshisfunny lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Thinkshisfunny with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Thinkshisfunny working the head and body with strikes.
Thinkshisfunny keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Uremeshi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Uremeshi throws a poor cross that misses
#TD2#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a takedown into side control.
Thinkshisfunny working away.
Thinkshisfunny moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Thinkshisfunny lands some shots froms side control.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with punches and elbows.
Uremeshi tries to buck Thinkshisfunny off but Thinkshisfunny is having none of it.
Thinkshisfunny remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Thinkshisfunny cracks Uremeshi with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Uremeshi is looking for a sweep.
Thinkshisfunny lands a decent elbow from side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Thinkshisfunny cracks Uremeshi with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny has got the better of the ground game so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uremeshi is trying to escape the position but Thinkshisfunny is controlling the position. #T1#
Thinkshisfunny scores with punches from side control. #ROC2#
Uremeshi is rocked!
Thinkshisfunny takes a little break here. Uremeshi wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Oh Uremeshi is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Uremeshi tries to bench press Thinkshisfunny off him but Thinkshisfunny keeps the position.
You can see the frustration on Uremeshi's face as Thinkshisfunny controls the position.
Thinkshisfunny working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
A lull in the action here as Thinkshisfunny stalls from top position.
Thinkshisfunny scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Uremeshi is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Thinkshisfunny can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kebab Thinkshisfunny!
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Event:
QFC Tournament 963 Round 1
Date: Feb 16, 2020 |
#R1#
Taistelija misses with a left hand #TD#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Thinkshisfunny.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of digs.
Thinkshisfunny is in close to Taistelija's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Thinkshisfunny throws a big elbow that misses.
Taistelija not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Taistelija keeping moving, preventing Thinkshisfunny from controlling successfully.
Thinkshisfunny is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Taistelija looking to hit a scissor sweep but Thinkshisfunny is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thinkshisfunny trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Thinkshisfunny's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thinkshisfunny connects with a couple of short punches.#T1#
Thinkshisfunny preventing the sweep.
Thinkshisfunny missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Thinkshisfunny loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Taistelija has momentary wrist control but Thinkshisfunny slips an elbow through the middle.
Thinkshisfunny has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Thinkshisfunny stops Taistelija from standing up.
Thinkshisfunny looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Taistelija working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Thinkshisfunny.
Thinkshisfunny's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Thinkshisfunny trying to control but Taistelija is working from the bottom.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thinkshisfunny's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T2#
Thinkshisfunny scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Thinkshisfunny is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Thinkshisfunny seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Taistelija trying to keep a closed guard but Thinkshisfunny is proving a slippery customer.
Thinkshisfunny engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Thinkshisfunny postures up.
Thinkshisfunny throws a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thinkshisfunny working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Taistelija's head.
Thinkshisfunny with a nice head shot there.
Thinkshisfunny could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T3#
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of elbows.
Taistelija is trying to control the position but Thinkshisfunny postures up.
Thinkshisfunny working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Thinkshisfunny throws a big elbow that misses.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with punches to the head and body.
Thinkshisfunny keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Taistelija's head.
Thinkshisfunny makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Taistelija looks winded!
Taistelija has momentary wrist control but Thinkshisfunny slips an elbow through the middle.
Thinkshisfunny controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thinkshisfunny's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Thinkshisfunny in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of elbows.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Thinkshisfunny accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Thinkshisfunny makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#T4#
Thinkshisfunny's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Thinkshisfunny keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Taistelija's head.
Thinkshisfunny is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thinkshisfunny's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Thinkshisfunny postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Thinkshisfunny engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Thinkshisfunny works over Taistelija with some ground and pound from guard.
Thinkshisfunny distracts Taistelija with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thinkshisfunny landing some decent shots from guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Thinkshisfunny distracts Taistelija with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Thinkshisfunny makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
Taistelija gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Thinkshisfunny tries for a takedown but Taistelija manages to get underhooks.
Thinkshisfunny is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Taistelija can do to turn this around?
Thinkshisfunny has Taistelija pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Taistelija manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Thinkshisfunny has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Taistelija avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kebab Thinkshisfunny. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Taistelija prevents the takedown attempt.
#BC2#
Taistelija breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Taistelija misses with an uppercut
#TD#
and Thinkshisfunny decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Taistelija's guard.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Thinkshisfunny trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Thinkshisfunny trying to control but Taistelija is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with punches to the head and body.
Thinkshisfunny works over Taistelija with some ground and pound from guard.
Thinkshisfunny content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Thinkshisfunny landing some decent shots from guard. #T1#
Thinkshisfunny wants to control from the top but Taistelija keeps moving.
Thinkshisfunny controlling from the top position.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with punches to the head and body.
Thinkshisfunny trying to control the position from guard on top but Taistelija is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Thinkshisfunny throws an elbow that misses. Taistelija uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Thinkshisfunny's guard. Nice move by Taistelija!#REVB#
Taistelija looking to pass the guard.
Taistelija trying to control but Thinkshisfunny is working from the bottom. #T2#
Thinkshisfunny bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Taistelija's guard. #REVR#
Thinkshisfunny throws a big right hand that misses.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Taistelija is trying to keep Thinkshisfunny in close.
Taistelija is breathing heavily.
Thinkshisfunny is in close to Taistelija's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Thinkshisfunny distracts Taistelija with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Thinkshisfunny connects with a couple of short punches.
Thinkshisfunny throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Taistelija works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Thinkshisfunny is working Taistelija over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Thinkshisfunny stands up over Taistelija, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Thinkshisfunny not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T3#
Thinkshisfunny works over Taistelija with some ground and pound from guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thinkshisfunny's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Thinkshisfunny working some strikes from top position.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Thinkshisfunny with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Thinkshisfunny lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Thinkshisfunny landing some decent shots from guard.
Thinkshisfunny wants to control from the top but Taistelija keeps moving.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands a big shot to Taistelija's brow.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of decent looking shots.#ROC#
Taistelija is rocked!#T4#
Thinkshisfunny working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Taistelija is still in real trouble! Can Thinkshisfunny finish him?
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands a big shot to Taistelija's brow.
Thinkshisfunny scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Thinkshisfunny scoring with some ground and pound.
Thinkshisfunny is in close to Taistelija's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Thinkshisfunny makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Thinkshisfunny engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Thinkshisfunny distracts Taistelija with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Thinkshisfunny connects with a couple of short punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thinkshisfunny's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Thinkshisfunny looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Thinkshisfunny sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Thinkshisfunny landing some decent shots from guard.
Thinkshisfunny lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kebab Thinkshisfunny dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Thinkshisfunny is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Taistelija.
Taistelija seems to have recovered his senses.
Taistelija fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thinkshisfunny half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Taistelija there.
Taistelija misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thinkshisfunny.
Taistelija looks to score with a jab to the body but Thinkshisfunny is just out of range.
Thinkshisfunny ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thinkshisfunny moves out of range as Taistelija strikes.
Thinkshisfunny tries to counter with a takedown but Taistelija is quick to defend against it.
Taistelija throws a shot to the body.
Taistelija scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Taistelija misses with a double jab
#TD#
and Thinkshisfunny counters with a takedown into side control.
Taistelija takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thinkshisfunny working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Thinkshisfunny landing a few strikes.
Thinkshisfunny scores with a couple of short elbows.#T1#
Taistelija taking punishment in the form of punches.
Taistelija taking a bit of punishment here - Thinkshisfunny scoring with strikes.
Thinkshisfunny connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Taistelija some visible discomfort.
Taistelija on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Thinkshisfunny looks up at the clock and then as Taistelija takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Thinkshisfunny smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Thinkshisfunny in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Taistelija looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Thinkshisfunny turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kebab Thinkshisfunny!
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