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Event:
Ash Pres: Biden vs. Fitzgerald
Date: Aug 23, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Wank with that takedown attempt.
Wank dives in and grabs Zimbawa's left leg, looking for a takedown. Zimbawa pushes down on Wank's head and hops out.#TD#
Wank decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Wank is thwarting Zimbawa's attempts to control the position.
Zimbawa is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Wank is staying active.
Wank not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB#
Wank is working for a submission of some sort.
Zimbawa is trying is best to control the position here.
Wank really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wank is trying to control the action in half guard but Zimbawa is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Zimbawa is trying to control but can't.
Wank throwing shots but Zimbawa is blocking nicely.
Wank not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Zimbawa is pressing down on Wank's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#T1#
Wank loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Zimbawa is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Wank has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Zimbawa content to control rather than advance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wank on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Zimbawa thows a huge punch but Wank dodges it nicely.
Wank wants to get back to full guard.
Wank is working hard here to advance position.#SUB2#
Zimbawa is trying to work for a kimura but Wank is defending well.
Zimbawa stops Wank from getting back to his feet.
#SUB2#
Zimbawa is looking for a kimura but Wank is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Zimbawa to get the leverage. #T2#
Wank wants to get back to his feet.
Wank on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Wank tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
Zimbawa seems to be looking for submissions.
Zimbawa blocks the strikes from Wank.
Wank knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Zimbawa on the ground.#SUB2#
Zimbawa looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Wank is trying to stand up here but Zimbawa is controlling him well.
Zimbawa is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #T3#
Zimbawa looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wank with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Wank wants to control but Zimbawa is keeping busy.
Zimbawa wants to pass to mount but Wank is defending the position. #SUB2#
Zimbawa in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Wank tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Zimbawa!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Zimba Zimbawa! |
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Event:
Ashbourne Presents: Reign
Date: Jul 30, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hric rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wank moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hric lands with an uppercut that bounces Wank off the cage and back into range.
Hric darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hric cracks Wank with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice sprawl there from Hric as Wank shoots in.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hric! But no joy.#TD#
Wank shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Hric's guard.#ES2#
Hric manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#TD#
Wank shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Hric manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Hric is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wank is controlling him.
Wank has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Wank wants to pass the guard but Hric is keeping the position.
Wank throws a strike but Hric rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Wank trying to strike off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SU2#
Hric gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hric misses with a double jab
#TD#
and Wank counters with a takedown into side control. #ES2#
Hric throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!#T1#
Hric lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#TD#
Wank closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Wank lands in his opponent's guard.#ES2#
Hric pushes Wank off and gets back to his feet.
Hric lands with a straight right. Wank didn't see that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wank with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hric to score with a decent uppercut.
Wank really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Hric lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Hric lands a hook that stumbles Wank back into the cage. Hric follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Wank to the canvas! Hric pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Wank has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Tomas Hric! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 06, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Singh lands with a nice body punch. #TD2#
Wank throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Singh was covering up waiting for the punch and Wank finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Wank is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Singh has momentary wrist control but Wank slips an elbow through the middle.
Singh is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Singh pulls Wank in close to prevent any damage.
Wank wants to control from the top but Singh keeps moving.
Singh is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Wank working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wank won't allow Singh to sweep him here. #T1#
Wank wants to control from the top but Singh keeps moving.
Singh is adopting a defensive guard.
Wank with a nice head shot there.#SUB#
Singh working for a triangle but Wank defends it easily.
Wank lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Singh controls Wank momentarily but Wank frees himself.
Wank preventing the sweep.
Wank wants to stand but Singh is controlling his posture from full guard.
Wank working some strikes from top position.
Singh is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Wank stopping the sweep attempt from Singh.
Singh controls Wank momentarily but Wank frees himself. #T2#
Singh has momentary wrist control but Wank slips an elbow through the middle.
Wank landing with the ground and pound.
Wank working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #ROC2#Singh is rocked!
Singh controls Wank momentarily but Wank frees himself.
Oh Singh is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wank gets to his feet and stands over Singh, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Singh felt that one! Wank unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Singh from any more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tank Wank! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 30, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wank takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wank will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wank walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fett cracks Wank with a right hand to the side of the head.
A slow jab from Wank misses its intended target.
Fett bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wank walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wank takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wank closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #ROC2#Wank is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#TD#
Wank closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Oh Wank is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SU#
Wank stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Wank seems to have got his legs back now.
Fett fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Wank to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Wank looks to clinch but Fett throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Wank taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Casus Fett! |
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Event:
FFS 15: Opa-Locka
Date: Jun 27, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gummybear fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wank misses with a hook to the body
and Gummybear counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Wank swats away the attempt to clinch by Gummybear.
Gummybear ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Gummybear keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Wank closes the distance and clinches up with Gummybear, looking for a takedown. Wank pushes Gummybear against the ropes but Gummybear circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#CL#
Gummybear moves into range and clinches up with Wank.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gummybear is working Wank over against the ropes.
Wank drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Gummybear gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bart Gummybear has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tank Wank.#TD2#
Wank has Gummybear pressed up against the ropes. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Wank pulls back from the ropes and twists to the side, sending Gummybear tumbling to the mat - Wank dives into Gummybear's guard.#SUB#
Gummybear is looking for a triangle but Wank pushes his legs off easily.
#T1#
Wank postures up.
Wank trying to control but Gummybear is working from the bottom.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Gummybear avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Wank throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wank trying to control the position from guard on top but Gummybear is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wank trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Gummybear wants to stand but Wank is controlling the position.
Wank looking to sit in guard and control but Gummybear gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##T2#
Gummybear postures up.
Wank keeping moving, preventing Gummybear from controlling successfully.
Wank is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Gummybear might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wank keeping full guard, as Gummybear tries to pass.
Wank keeping moving, preventing Gummybear from controlling successfully.
We've been hearing that Gummybear has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bart Gummybear showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Gummybear has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 10:9
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 10:9
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 10:9
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bart Gummybear! |
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Event:
FFS 6: Bunnell
Date: May 23, 2020 |
#R1#
Nice sprawl there from Ukkonen as Wank shoots in.
Ukkonen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wank takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wank on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wank takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ukkonen connects with a nice looking jab.
Ukkonen scores with a jab. Wank acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ukkonen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ukkonen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wank stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ukkonen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wank stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wank takes one to the side of the head.
#KD#
Ukkonen lands a big right hand that sends Wank crashing to the mat! Ukkonen stays standing though and waves Wank back to his feet!#ROC#
Wank is rocked!
Ukkonen is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Wank flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Wank is out cold! Ukkonen holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tauno Ukkonen!
Tauno Ukkonen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
FFS 1: Apopka
Date: Apr 22, 2020 |
#R1#
Wank takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Papatonis fails to land with a series of punches.
A decent looking cross lands there for Papatonis.
Papatonis takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wank looks to throw a body kick
and Papatonis counters with a nice kick to the body.
Papatonis lands a jab-cross combination.
Wank is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Papatonis cracks Wank with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Wank takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice cross by Papatonis.
Jab by Papatonis.
Papatonis moves out of range as Wank throws a body kick.
Papatonis lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheers as Papatonis lands an impressive looking overhand right. Wank doesn't seem phased though.
Papatonis scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Papatonis bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wank's head.
Wank shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wank shoots and misses
and Papatonis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wank looks winded!#T1#
Wank takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Papatonis bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wank's head backwards.
Avonis Papatonis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Papatonis lands an overhand right.
Papatonis lands a jab to the nose.
Papatonis dips to his left and cracks Wank with an uppercut!
Papatonis is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wank shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Papatonis counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Avonis Papatonis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tank Wank.
Papatonis scores with a punch to the head.
Papatonis lands with a thumping leg kick.
Papatonis comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wank needs to keep his hands up - Papatonis had a free shot at his head there.
Papatonis cracks Wank with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Wank drops his hands momentarily and Papatonis takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Papatonis lands a head shot.
Avonis Papatonis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Papatonis scores with a body shot.
Papatonis connects with the punch.
Papatonis dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Papatonis throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wank stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Papatonis stuffs the takedown.
An attempted straight right counter from Papatonis misses the target.
Papatonis cracks a nice hook into Wank's ribs.
Papatonis scores with a nice strike.
Papatonis scores with a sloppy right hand. Wank should have avoided that one.
Papatonis is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Papatonis with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Papatonis connects with a body shot that sends Wank's belly button to the back.
Wank on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Wank has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Papatonis with a nice cross.
Papatonis bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wank's head.
Wank shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Papatonis pinned against the ropes. Papatonis gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Avonis Papatonis showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Papatonis has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 10:8
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 10:8
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 10:8
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Avonis Papatonis!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 13, 2020 |
#R1#
Williams tries to clinch up but Wank circles away and keeps his distance.
Williams throws a nice looking combination but Wank bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
As Williams tries to get set, Wank tries to push him back and clinch up but Williams manages to avoid the attempt.
Wank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Williams misses with a head kick.
Williams looks winded!#TD#
Wank shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Williams manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Wank trying to control but Williams is working from the bottom.
Wank will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Wank is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wank trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wank trying to control but Williams is working from the bottom.
Williams wants to stand and escape but Wank is having none of it. #T1#
Wank scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Wank wants to control from the top but Williams keeps moving.
Wank really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD#
Wank darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Wank looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#T2#
Williams on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Williams is staying active underneath Wank, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
It looks like Wank is going to stand back up.
Williams avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Wank.
Williams looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wank is trying to control. Williams wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Wank wants to free his trapped foot but Williams is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Wank wants to lay and pray for a moment but Williams keeps working. #T3##SUB#
Wank is looking for a kimura here.
Wank tries to pass to full mount but Williams defends it. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Wank shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Williams napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Wank wants to stand but Williams has his arm trapped. #T4#
Wank is looking to take a break and control but Williams is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Williams takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Wank looks up at the clock and then as Williams takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Wank smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Williams is not content to let Wank control the position.
Wank looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Williams is avoiding damage well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tank Wank dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Wank pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#CL#
Wank closes the distance and clinches.#BC#
Wank breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A head kick misses from Williams. #TD#
Wank looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Wank trying to control but Williams is working from the bottom.
Wank has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Tank Wank overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Williams is breathing heavily.#SU#
Williams is working an open guard so Wank takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T1##TD#
Wank throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Williams was covering up waiting for the punch and Wank finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Williams keeping moving, preventing Wank from controlling successfully.
Wank with a nice head shot there.
Wank chips away with some ground and pound.
Wank throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Williams works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T2#
Wank keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Williams's head.
Wank is pushing down on Williams's leg trying to pass to half guard. Williams is fighting to maintain full guard but Wank has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB#
Wank is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Williams defends it well.
Ground and pound from Wank.
Williams is not content to let Wank control the position.
Wank trying to control the pace. #T3#
Wank not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Wank is keen to just control but Williams is a slippery customer.#SUB#
Wank wants to work for an arm triangle but Williams is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
#SUB#
Wank is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Williams defends it well. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Wank.#TD#
Wank shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Williams napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Wank landing a few strikes. #T4#
Wank tries to move to mount but Williams blocks the move with his legs.
Wank is chipping away with strikes.
#SUB#
Wank is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Williams knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Williams stops Wank from passing to mount.
Wank is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Williams can do to turn this around?
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wank is working Williams over with some ground and pound from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tank Wank dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3##CL#
Wank instigates a clinch.
Williams is trying to break free.
Williams has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC#
Wank pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Wank clinches. #TD#
Wank is trying to trip Williams. He has hold of a leg but Williams is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Wank persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Wank wants to stand and escape but instead Williams has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB#
Williams wants to get up but he can't break Wank's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB#
Wank throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wank on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Wank tries to get out of the position.
Williams takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wank trying to control the position here. #SU2#
Williams stands up from guard. Let's bang! #T1##CL#
Wank has managed to clinch.
#TD#
Wank pulls guard effortlessly.
Wank wants to sweep here but Williams controlling him for the moment. #SU2#
Williams stands up from Wank's guard - Williams perhaps looking for a knockout.
Williams misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
#TD#
Williams gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Wank to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Wank trying to control but Williams is working from the bottom.
We've been hearing that Wank has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#T2#
Williams has momentary wrist control but Wank slips an elbow through the middle.
Wank trying to control but Williams is working from the bottom.
Wank is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Williams is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Wank looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Wank wants to control from the top but Williams keeps moving.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.#T3#
Wank controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Shawn Williams is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL#
Wank fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Williams, pushing him back against the cage.#TD#
Wank drags the fight down to the ground.
Wank is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Williams won't allow Wank to sweep him here. #SUB#
Wank is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T4#
Wank looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wank has a closed guard, preventing Williams from standing up.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Wank not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Wank pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Williams throws a sloppy head kick and Wank moves out of range easily.
Wank throws a low kick but it's checked well by Williams.
Shawn Williams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wank throws a leg kick but Williams sees it coming and checks it nicely. #CL#
Wank clinches with his opponent.
Shawn Williams has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tank Wank is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Williams wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wank has him pressed against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tank Wank showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wank has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tank Wank!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 10, 2020 |
#R1##TD#
Wank closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Dahead's guard.
Dahead is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Dahead should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#SUB2#
Dahead working for a triangle but Wank defends it easily.
Wank looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Dahead has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Wank doesn't defend quickly enough and Dahead has managed to lock this one up! Can Wank escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Dahead on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Kicken Dahead!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 07, 2020 |
#R1##CL#
Wank takes the fight into the clinch.
Mathew fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Wank trying to land knees to the body.
Mathew is trying to break free.
Wank is looking to break free of the clinch but Mathew has double underhooks.
Mathew effectively controlling the action here.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wank throws an elbow but misses.
Wank wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wank is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mathew is defending well for now.
The referee is keeping an eye on Mathew - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Wank really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#BC#
Wank breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mathew looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T1#
A jab from Mathew does it's job there.
Mathew fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wank avoids it really well and circles away.
Mathew tries to clinch up but Wank circles away and keeps his distance.
Mathew will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Tank Wank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Martin Mathew.#TD2#
Wank gets caught flat footed, as Mathew shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Wank looking to control.
Wank knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mathew on the ground.
Wank looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Wank looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Mathew is defending well. Wank quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Mathew has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Wank celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tank Wank!
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Event:
QFC Tournament 976 Round 2
Date: Apr 04, 2020 |
#R1#
Leon avoids the head kick by Wank.
#TD#
Wank looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Wank trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #SUB2#
Leon is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Wank frees his head nicely. Oh but Leon has switched to an armbar! Wank is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Ace Leon!
Ace Leon thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Event:
QFC Tournament 976 Round 1
Date: Apr 03, 2020 |
#R1#
Wank avoids the head kick by Li.
Li fakes the leg kick and cracks Wank in the body.
Wank closes the distance but Li moves to the side
and Li counters with a big head kick but Wank shrugs it off.
A solid body kick from Li.
Wank swats away the attempt to clinch by Li.
Li scores with a kick to the body.
Li throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wank avoids the head kick by Li.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Wank rushes Li and presses him up against the cage.
Wank is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Li tries to circle away but Wank has him pinned against the cage.
Li lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
It looks like Tank Wank has been cut.
Wank wants a takedown.
Li can't break the clinch.
Li is looking to break free of the clinch but Wank has double underhooks. #T1##TD2#
Wank has Li pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Wank pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Li tumbling to the mat - Wank dives into Li's guard.
Wank makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Wank trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wank lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Wank makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Wank showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Wank scoring with punches to the head and body. #T2#
Wank tries to free his leg and advance position but Li is retaining full guard.
Wank chips away with some ground and pound.
Li is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wank is controlling him.
Wank slips nicely into half guard.
Li is trying to stand.
Li on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T3#
Wank prevents Li from standing back up.
#SUB2#
Wank is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Li defends it well.
Wank lands strikes from half guard.
Wank controlling the pace.
Wank wants to take a breather but Li is having none of it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Li throws a head kick that misses.
Wank throws a series of punches but Li avoids them all with ease.
Li throws a counter high kick but Wank was just alert enough to avoid it.#T4#
Wank throws a body punch but Li moves out of range.
Li pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Li fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wank.
Wank blocks a head kick by Li.
Li is breathing heavily.#TD2#
Wank closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Li to the mat! Li manages to get full guard.
Wank is working Li over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wank controls from within his opponent's guard. #SU2#
Wank gets to his feet - Li follows without any prompting.
Mun Li is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD2#
Wank feints and as Li raises his hands in defense, Wank changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Li can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Wank controls the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Tank Wank will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Tank Wank's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##TD2#
Wank is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Li's half guard.#ES#
Li manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Li misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Li misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
#TD2#
Wank closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Wank lands in his opponent's guard.
Li is looking to stand back up but Wank counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Li.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#REVR#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Wank in particular looking to stall.
Li might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T1#
Wank winds up and cracks Li with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #SUB2#
Wank wants to work for an arm triangle but Li is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Nice strikes from Wank there.
Wank is looking to take a break and control but Li is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Wank maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Li could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Wank has cracked it and Li is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Wank!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tank Wank!
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Event:
QFC Tournament 975 Round 1
Date: Apr 02, 2020 |
#R1#
King shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Wank as he avoids it easily.
Wank throws a big counter combination but King scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Wank really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#CL#
Wank moves into range and clinches up with King.
King wants a takedown but no success here.
#TD#
Wank wants the takedown. King is fighting it off but Wank persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in King's guard against the cage.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.#SUB2#
King is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Wank is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
King looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SUB2#
Wank content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because King has locked up a guillotine! King's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Wank is holding on here and King must be using up a lot of energy. Wank has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! King gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Tourn King!
During a confident post fight interview, Tourn King thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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